You: Shrek two Me: *Wastes all my money on watching Avengers Endgame and then I realise that they’re rereleasing it with post credit scenes so I have to beg my parents for money*
Also I’m pretty sure Sarah Jones is a sec account of yeet. Yeh it has most of the same exact memes, same music, same robot voice, and just the same style In total
2:49 I don’t understand how I was both terrified by this, but died laughing. This will haunt my dreams as well as make me laugh during a test. Thanks for a lot of nothing. But seriously thank you.
11:59 Alfonzo didn’t “popularize” that dance, he invented it. Popularize makes it sound like he learned it, started doing it, then it got popular. But he MADE that dance.
10:09 I dropped my only grape in my fruit salad one day a few months ago and my friend joked when I told her I realized it was my only grape and said "Dude you should just ask the waiter for a singular grape." And I did. I said something like "I dropped my only grape right there on the floor, can I have just a singular grape?" And pointed at the grap beneath my chair. He said "I'll see what I can do." And walked off. My friend died of laughter with me and her family saying she meant it as a joke. I asked her "Do you not know me after three years?" The waiter didn't come back. Just walked past us and ignored us. Best waiter moment so far in my life!!
I don't care what state that Senator is from or what his other political views are, in this instance, I support him fully. "Bringing home the bacon" should not offend anyone. It is not an insult, literally or otherwise. If taken literally, it is an actual action that people do. It would be like getting offended when someone says they "died" of laughter because your ancestors are dead. And even if, for some stupid reason, you are offended by this, there are bigger things to worry about, so stop being a sheep.
*1812* *Americans:* Hey I bet if we invade Canada, they'll just say sorry a bunch. *Two years latter* *Canadians:* Opps Sorry, I dropped that torch. Opps it looks like it burnt all of your stuff there buddy. Opps. SORRY!!!
Weekends suck as me too lol and I'm not even an adult, I'm 13 Friday: School ending at five, plus a 45 minute bus ride. Saturday: I try to relax, but my mum forces me to be productive. Sunday: I'm mad all day, plus I have to do a weeks worth of homework. Yes, I have a 9-5 school day. And yes, we get the same amount of homwork as people with normal length days do. More sometimes.
The moment when you are laughing and the teacher asks if you would like to share it with the class, you do, and everyone laughs and the teachers gets mad *_alwight we gottem boiz_*
"Hola Como estas" means "hi how are you," "make cocaine out of his body" is "hacer cocaina de su cuerpo." "Hallo" means "hey," "tie him to a windmill" is "bind hem aan een windmolen."
7:03 Burn that and then pour the ashes into lava. It fills me with so much rage because 1: Santa is supposed to be Saint Nicholas, a *_MALE_* person from actual history, and 2: *_no one_* is going to look at Santa and think that's someone they can be like whether they're male or female.
9:43 Well... probably not because its going to go out of fashion first 😂 When was the last time you heard that non ironically or not in a film. No one says that anymore 😂
Hey, I lost my pet moose. He was lost near quebec city last month. He is super cuddly and will eat your toes if you forget to feed him. If you find him, don't contact me. He's eaten my daughters toes. His name is Charlie and he only eats muffins.
5:10 this actually hits me so hard in the feels it’s not funny i wanna becomes an author and my parents are like “nooo what about a doctor or pharmacist like your aunt? or an engineer like your dad?” Even at a hair salon while a woman cut my hair she said “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And me, knowing I shouldn’t say the truth said “I don’t know yet” then she was all like “You should be a doctor” BITCH NO
I’m Dutch, so I can legally say “Hallo” just means “Hello” And not “Tie him to a windmill” Although I could do it to y’all if you don’t stop memeing the Netherlands The nearest windmill is 1.3 kilometers from me
I dont have a job and I'm currently about to spend my last dollar and 2 cents on shrek 2 on sale at a thrift store.... merry Christmas to me
Why not Wikipedia
I see you have the same investment adviser I do.
Ahhh. Well at least u arent spending your last nickel on half a tootsie pop.
You: Shrek two
Me: *Wastes all my money on watching Avengers Endgame and then I realise that they’re rereleasing it with post credit scenes so I have to beg my parents for money*
We have Yobama and Obamos
Now we need Yobamos
OK, I knew about the whole radio-controlled boat thingy, but not about the fact that he was pulling a trick. Tesla the Prankster.
The first troll in the world
...He could also have done that for money....
BUT HEY! relax man, itz just memz!
Common misconception but the roomba actually does have a natural predator
This fool has obviously never seen the Husqvarna Automower 450X take down a roomba.
@@kekhexenpepe6668 As the Automower approached the Roomba, the shadow of technology's most feared killer fell upon him
*THE MENACING GONK DROID*
Dark Megalo yeah but have you ever seen what happens when a roomba finds dog poop
@@isaacdenley1922 IT INCREASES HIS POWER, ALLOWING HIM TO POOPY TRAP HIS ENEMIES
Dark Megalo yes
Brainy Memes are the intellectual comment awards
Steve En that’s dead friend
@@sarahjones8708 It's not tho lmao
physical yeet you right nvm
Steve En I’m sure it’s stolen
Also I’m pretty sure Sarah Jones is a sec account of yeet. Yeh it has most of the same exact memes, same music, same robot voice, and just the same style In total
6:01 i know its a joke but that actualy means
'' Hi, how are you''
King DeTa I actually went to google translate and translate
They should've used a more complicated sentence. It killed the joke for me because I understood the Spanish.
7:47
peasant text to speech: shut the fuck up
ascended text to speech: *STFOOH*
4:37
*how to find me in a crowd of 100*
New name, pls appreciate my happy quote. "remember yourself and why people like you, but remember you're not here to entertain anybody"
despacito
Second like
*revs a chainsaw*
5 rthandhajfnsjfjwjd liek
Despasicko mode
No u
I am unemployed and watching this at 3 am.
im a meme
Nice
Are you some sort of twin of mine?
Words on screen: "what kind of fucking soap do you *use"
Voice over: "WhAt kiNd Of sOaP dO YoU *SEE"
2:49 I don’t understand how I was both terrified by this, but died laughing. This will haunt my dreams as well as make me laugh during a test. Thanks for a lot of nothing. But seriously thank you.
Bowser: (kidnaps peach)
Mario: "mah spaghette!"
0:56 DESTRUCTION
100
14:12 when ur a Marvel fan and are in school: "Truth fam. Truth"
11:59
Alfonzo didn’t “popularize” that dance, he invented it.
Popularize makes it sound like he learned it, started doing it, then it got popular.
But he MADE that dance.
4:30
*realizes*
This.....kinda made me panic, upset, pissed, and somewhat desperate at same time...... *congrats, you won this round....*
3:52 Obamos looks like The Rock
Stormtroopers: where's the idiot with the scoped pistol.
Han solo: Looks left and right
2:48
*How can I be jumpscared and laugh so hard at the same time???*
When police come
Carl: Markus no!
Markus: it’s ok Carl.
Markuses Brain when police comes: *must blend in*
8:00 I remember when i tied my first person to a windmill in the netherlands
BrainyDude: *points at Cowbelly*
Cowbelly: *points at Comment Awards*
Comment Awards: *points at Clumzy*
Clumzy: *points at BrainyDude*
10:09
I dropped my only grape in my fruit salad one day a few months ago and my friend joked when I told her I realized it was my only grape and said "Dude you should just ask the waiter for a singular grape."
And I did. I said something like "I dropped my only grape right there on the floor, can I have just a singular grape?" And pointed at the grap beneath my chair.
He said "I'll see what I can do." And walked off.
My friend died of laughter with me and her family saying she meant it as a joke. I asked her "Do you not know me after three years?"
The waiter didn't come back. Just walked past us and ignored us. Best waiter moment so far in my life!!
5:00 IS SO FUCKING RELATABLE! And could we just appreciate "Obamos" for a second?
3:25
That drawing is so cute.
5:30 some one should buy this and prank people with this at the park lmao. Just imagine the reactions 😂
I don't care what state that Senator is from or what his other political views are, in this instance, I support him fully. "Bringing home the bacon" should not offend anyone. It is not an insult, literally or otherwise. If taken literally, it is an actual action that people do. It would be like getting offended when someone says they "died" of laughter because your ancestors are dead. And even if, for some stupid reason, you are offended by this, there are bigger things to worry about, so stop being a sheep.
*1812*
*Americans:* Hey I bet if we invade Canada, they'll just say sorry a bunch.
*Two years latter*
*Canadians:* Opps Sorry, I dropped that torch. Opps it looks like it burnt all of your stuff there buddy. Opps. SORRY!!!
7:02 Mrs.Clause am I a joke to you
2:36 I literally got an ad for candy when I saw that
1:27 Young link
Anakin :KILLIN YOUNGLINGS TIME
I was eating fucking cerial and i spit it all over my legs 7:59
8:04
As a dutch guy, I can confirm this is the exact translation of hallo
2:48 was that SCP-3199?! BOYS WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH SEND MTF NOW!
3:17 This is pretty wholesome
I also have one of the antitheft signs from walmart. It was loose, so I helped it out.
Weekends suck as me too lol and I'm not even an adult, I'm 13
Friday: School ending at five, plus a 45 minute bus ride.
Saturday: I try to relax, but my mum forces me to be productive.
Sunday: I'm mad all day, plus I have to do a weeks worth of homework.
Yes, I have a 9-5 school day. And yes, we get the same amount of homwork as people with normal length days do. More sometimes.
The moment when you are laughing and the teacher asks if you would like to share it with the class, you do, and everyone laughs and the teachers gets mad
*_alwight we gottem boiz_*
👌
2:45 how they do my boy SCP-3199 like that.
An entire jokey video that didn't contain anything super upsetting!! A rare find!!
Kirby:No u isn't a real come back
Me:no u
8:22 lmao
4:37
I freaking squealed this is so true
Yeet
Lemons
@@mgyt6433 *SUCC*
That comment was from this time, I am a time traveller
Yeet
Once more consumes the small particle
Brainy Memes are just Comment Awards without the loud sound in between every meme
2:24 28th block of cheese? I’m on my 37 WHEEL
4:36
searching for u/FancyMouth who was brave enough to post a Red Velvet r/sbubby and a TWICE r/sbubby
Nice to see that Slazo made it into another one's video
3:27 Hawks mom instantly came to my mind
4:02 bruh look at the time this was sent 😂
7:46
Joker: want to know how i got these scars?
7:45 I shouldn't be laughing but i can't stop laughing
1:28-1:33 happens when my 3 best buds and i dress up the same thing on Halloween
2:49 also that is SCP 2145 i think
sans actually it’s 3199
8:46 damnit google+ you did it again
(I'll miss you g+ 😔😔😔)
3:27 reminds me of the pig that controls the tavern In The Seven Deadly Sins
Lmao we actually have those Red Robin's glasses because my Aunt used to be the manager for one
When you say "Shank you"
🔪👁👄👁
2:27 Skyrim has prepared me for this
I was about to eat cheese with crackers
*illuminati music starts plays while eating cheese and crackers *
1:17 killed me lol
0:11 Another one N O M S the dust
Obamos is actually pink Dwayne Johnson LMAO
8:48 that's a G+ meme! We did it!
"Hola Como estas" means "hi how are you," "make cocaine out of his body" is "hacer cocaina de su cuerpo."
"Hallo" means "hey," "tie him to a windmill" is "bind hem aan een windmolen."
4:06 the suspect must be a fried chicken
Who would win
Manray(base form)or shrek (pre-training)
6:01:*exists*
Me, a Spanish student: Who? Qué? When? How?
What the literal hecking heck
5:34
That's true, he even asks questions to keep 'em talking so they pay more
R/madlads
when I understand thiz whole video
me:*smart face*
Yes
Thinking about one Meme makes me miss the next one
6:07 well they about to learn why it’s called a tentacruel
People should now call me LeUnemployed LeUnemployed
2:14 Rip Log jammer (Kennywood) idek-2017
14:54 actually, it means one kid fucked up, and the entire class is gonna be punished
7:03 Burn that and then pour the ashes into lava. It fills me with so much rage because 1: Santa is supposed to be Saint Nicholas, a *_MALE_* person from actual history, and 2: *_no one_* is going to look at Santa and think that's someone they can be like whether they're male or female.
9:43
Well... probably not because its going to go out of fashion first 😂
When was the last time you heard that non ironically or not in a film. No one says that anymore 😂
Cop 1 : you are under arrest!
Me:No u
Cop 2 : cop 1 you are under arrest!
Hey, I lost my pet moose.
He was lost near quebec city last month. He is super cuddly and will eat your toes if you forget to feed him. If you find him, don't contact me. He's eaten my daughters toes. His name is Charlie and he only eats muffins.
3:51
That looks like Dwayne Johnson with purple-ish skin.
2:22 *Cheese, Gromit!*
What's the movie from the 16:41...?
5:10 this actually hits me so hard in the feels it’s not funny
i wanna becomes an author and my parents are like “nooo what about a doctor or pharmacist like your aunt? or an engineer like your dad?”
Even at a hair salon while a woman cut my hair she said “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And me, knowing I shouldn’t say the truth said “I don’t know yet” then she was all like “You should be a doctor”
BITCH NO
My school litterally put Minecraft on all our school computers cause it's educational 😂😂
I’m Dutch, so I can legally say “Hallo” just means “Hello”
And not “Tie him to a windmill”
Although I could do it to y’all if you don’t stop memeing the Netherlands
The nearest windmill is 1.3 kilometers from me
8:00 just to be clear as a Dutch person. No ‘hallo’ doesn’t mean ‘tie him to a windmill’.
Or does it?
0:16 I already have done like a million sins, it starts with m and ends with bation
At 0:54 i know EXACTLY what that is
It's a Christmas Carol
Congrats, do you want a medal
@@DespOIcito yes i do
@@DespOIcito Thank you :)
I thought it was fortnite
Obamos is just The Rock in a space costume.
10:10
Don't forget the buffoon.
4:17 so my father is a 777-300ER apparently
neat
0:53 is that from... a Christmas Carol?
4:36 that's me😂
I feel the memes crawling on my back.
*0:19** I mean I'm not wrong*
When you came prepared
"I came prepared"
Can you change the white background to black?
Hold the *_fuck_* up! Where the hell are they living that their games only cost $30?!