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    Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 12, Episode 5
    Original Broadcast Date: Tuesday 6th December 2016
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  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 5 місяців тому +20

    "I can't write jokes for the average person. The average person... is Chinese."
    Absolutely brilliant setup.

  • @ohneMofa007
    @ohneMofa007 10 місяців тому +51

    Now as I am German following British humor presented by a Scottish man and I am able follow breaks quite a number of German stereotypes, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪

    • @druss69harad61
      @druss69harad61 10 місяців тому +7

      it's not british humour, it is Scottish

    • @ohneMofa007
      @ohneMofa007 10 місяців тому +15

      @@druss69harad61 sorry, sure Scottish humor presented by a Scottish man …… cheers from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪

    • @Ravestar80
      @Ravestar80 10 місяців тому +1

      ?????? What, I am, what, able to follow, what !? Jibberish

    • @Tazza81
      @Tazza81 10 місяців тому

      @@druss69harad61 aye, well Scotland is part of Britain and it is us Scottish idiots who caused the Union. Dinna fash yersel bout it!

    • @CheerfulPessimist686
      @CheerfulPessimist686 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Ravestar80 Don't give up! English can be hard, but there are lots of resources to help you.

  • @terryfleming5460
    @terryfleming5460 10 місяців тому +20

    Man how right was he about the holidays when the queen died 😅

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 8 місяців тому +2

      lol I think Frankie may have been involved in her passing.

  • @pippaknuckle
    @pippaknuckle 10 місяців тому +38

    Absolute master of stand up.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 8 місяців тому +1

      Frankie's laugh at 2:52 🤣

  • @rasmakist9938
    @rasmakist9938 10 місяців тому +8

    The bit about distraction bit was so prophetic.

    • @Screact
      @Screact 10 місяців тому +2

      The economy is in shambles. A well let’s get the pillow

  • @user-zj5nn7nb3z
    @user-zj5nn7nb3z 8 місяців тому +9

    The first 3 mins are beyond brilliant. That bin lorry bit also killed

    • @chasleask8533
      @chasleask8533 4 місяці тому

      Frankie has learned a lot from female , women's lib ,comics . He's not funny .

  • @johndickson76
    @johndickson76 7 місяців тому +3

    Lou Ferrigno, who was a Mr Universe and played the Incredible Hulk was deaf

  • @teclo1057
    @teclo1057 5 місяців тому +7

    This is before he sold his soul

  • @johnmcdonald828
    @johnmcdonald828 10 місяців тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @diamondjoe100
    @diamondjoe100 10 місяців тому +10

    Excellent as always 👍

  • @mikedixon9089
    @mikedixon9089 10 місяців тому +24

    Absolutely brilliant 🤩

  • @andyhinds542
    @andyhinds542 10 місяців тому +6

    "Deaf people are strong". I remember that. Peter Kay has also mentioned it.

  • @djdeemz7651
    @djdeemz7651 10 місяців тому +4

    When i was at college there was a special needs group there and two downs syndrome lads had a fight in the canteen and the security was too scared to tackle them with one say "be careful they are extra strong " 😂😂😂 one used a fucking bin a weapon...it was quite a bad fight really

  • @johanmalm8378
    @johanmalm8378 10 місяців тому +5

    The Best I've Seen Him! Laidback and Soo Good!

  • @georgematheson7289
    @georgematheson7289 10 місяців тому +18

    Down on her like a parched spaniel 😂😂 good old Frankie

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 6 місяців тому +5

    Ending on a hooker-murdering joke. Classic Frankie!

  • @liammalarky3483
    @liammalarky3483 10 місяців тому +43

    God, I remember that. Folk really did think deaf and dumb people were exceptionally strong. I've no idea why.

    • @bodonova6
      @bodonova6 10 місяців тому +9

      Lou Ferrigno proved the point.

    • @liammalarky3483
      @liammalarky3483 10 місяців тому

      @@bodonova6 Hahahahahaha!!!

    • @AlphaGamer1981
      @AlphaGamer1981 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm sure that was downs syndromes

    • @liammalarky3483
      @liammalarky3483 10 місяців тому +2

      @@AlphaGamer1981 I'd forgotten about that one. I think that one's true.

    • @hombrearena
      @hombrearena 10 місяців тому +3

      Fits with the whole 'big dumb brute' stereotype. Hodor, Mongo, Fezzik...

  • @JonathanMullan25
    @JonathanMullan25 5 місяців тому

    That Bond joke is a killer -

  • @heatherballantyne
    @heatherballantyne 10 місяців тому +10

    This man makes me proud to be Scottish

    • @johnf5476
      @johnf5476 10 місяців тому

      Likewise, makes me proud that my ancestry dna test came back as 56% scottish 🙂

    • @BrainLikeEggYoke
      @BrainLikeEggYoke 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@johnf5476theres always one 🙄
      Your not scottish

    • @johnf5476
      @johnf5476 9 місяців тому +2

      @@BrainLikeEggYoke that's you're not your, basic English

    • @BrainLikeEggYoke
      @BrainLikeEggYoke 9 місяців тому

      @@johnf5476 im scottish born and bred, fuck english

  • @katiemcdbruce4924
    @katiemcdbruce4924 9 місяців тому

    😂

  • @ROC14088
    @ROC14088 10 місяців тому +3

    Mongo power we called it

  • @samflintlock2807
    @samflintlock2807 10 місяців тому +21

    The only thing funnier than this is the butthurt Ricky Gervais fans crying in the comments.

    • @Tad1945
      @Tad1945 4 місяці тому

      Where ?

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri 10 місяців тому +1

    Ooooh frankie ..so funny mate

  • @Malky24
    @Malky24 10 місяців тому +28

    I used to like Frankie Boyle when he picked on people but I don't like how he doesn't do jokes about trans people like the truly great comedians do nowadays.
    Why doesn't he make fun of the people *I* don't like instead of this leftie, woke, leftist, woke, Marxist, Stalinist, Communist, woke, progressive stuff that doesn't pick on minorities that won't help validate my opinions that, themselves, are based entirely on how easily scared I am of things? /s

    • @jamesdettmann94
      @jamesdettmann94 7 місяців тому +1

      Someone doesn't know what Marxism is lmao

    • @root_astr0
      @root_astr0 7 місяців тому +5

      @@jamesdettmann94 He's being sarcastic. He's making fun of the people who talk like that

    • @jamesdettmann94
      @jamesdettmann94 7 місяців тому +3

      @@root_astr0 sorry you're right, I must've been tired or drunk reading that before.

    • @NeilLewis77
      @NeilLewis77 6 місяців тому +4

      All good comedians are left wing.
      You have to be smart and progressive to see what's wrong with things and point out the hypocrisy.
      And you can't be both progressive and a conservative.

    • @bobo-zs9zv
      @bobo-zs9zv 4 місяці тому

      This fuckin woke mob, lefty, woke mind virus, communist, Marxism, Karl social, pronoun brigade want to make me feel insecure about watching trans porn!

  • @Ravestar80
    @Ravestar80 10 місяців тому +3

    Heard of mongo strength not deaf strength. 🤔😁😋

  • @zakfisher1293
    @zakfisher1293 5 місяців тому

    6:53 why?

  • @williamgannaway8183
    @williamgannaway8183 10 місяців тому +8

    Using the Queen's death as a distraction... Frankie had foresight.

  • @jobloggs8021
    @jobloggs8021 5 місяців тому +2

    Well thats 12 mins of my life i won't get back... if i watch it to the end.

  • @iandeumayne-jones1557
    @iandeumayne-jones1557 10 місяців тому +19

    A better commentator on life today you will not find.

  • @dmbindallas
    @dmbindallas 5 місяців тому +12

    Already love Frankie Boyle but the fact that he makes jokes about Ricky Gervais makes me idolize him. Gervais is such a douche

    • @paulficken5561
      @paulficken5561 4 місяці тому +1

      One month and you’ve got nine likes. Not many people agree with you.

  • @VanatruFreyr
    @VanatruFreyr 10 місяців тому +6

    It’s funny the comments saying they can’t stand Frankie and how they all come from accounts like “samjeffries2435” or some other name followed by random 4 numbers… rather coincidental

    • @casualviewing1096
      @casualviewing1096 10 місяців тому

      You realise the numbers were added to most accounts a couple of months ago right? UA-cam did it, not the account user.

    • @johanmalm8378
      @johanmalm8378 10 місяців тому +1

      They (?) ADDED numbers to my name less than half a year ago, don't know when exactly. 4real! But believe me, I really like this set!

  • @tam7615
    @tam7615 10 місяців тому

    Dunno my mates rare strong don't think it's cos he's mutton😂

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 5 місяців тому +4

    All the people that came here to slag Frankie off. You're entitled to your opinion but my god you need a life 😂

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 10 місяців тому

    Derek?
    It must have been a call-back.

  • @livingart2576
    @livingart2576 10 місяців тому +7

    Derek was amazing for the record

  • @stevecollins2808
    @stevecollins2808 10 місяців тому +2

    Well back in the day when only one illegal rowed over the channel.... how things have changed... bloody big rowing team for the next olympics... Frankie i think you got that one wrong... 600k and counting

  • @bikster7032
    @bikster7032 5 місяців тому +4

    W⚓️

  • @aamayacurryman1419
    @aamayacurryman1419 5 місяців тому

    😴😴😴

  • @MrBrothwood
    @MrBrothwood 10 місяців тому +6

    I don't get the pillow joke at the end-if he already had a prostitute and a pillow to smother her with,why would he need to ring for another pillow?Also why is my nickname Mister Logic and why do people keep punching me when I try to point things out to them?

    • @druss69harad61
      @druss69harad61 10 місяців тому +1

      Because you're pedantic

    • @thedepthsofrepair
      @thedepthsofrepair 10 місяців тому +1

      I won't punch you in case what you have is contagious via physical contact. Maybe he didn't want to sleep on the smothering pillow considering DNA evidence. Or the ones on the bed became... unusable... Or he likes two or three pillows to sleep on.
      Honestly, is your first name Flawed?

    • @tangowood
      @tangowood 4 місяці тому

      everyone needs two pillows, well, unless you are deaf

  • @inyourgenes
    @inyourgenes 10 місяців тому +4

    11:05 Hint of jealousy ?????

    • @aluncurtis6124
      @aluncurtis6124 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes, but funny. Of course, Gervais is still funny while Frankie has lost it a bit.

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic 5 місяців тому +6

    At least Ricky hasn't become a sellout.

    • @ryandeane427
      @ryandeane427 Місяць тому

      After life?

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic Місяць тому

      @@ryandeane427 He still portrays his level of humour in that.
      Frankie has gone off the boil.

  • @nemesis4900
    @nemesis4900 10 місяців тому +2

    What a guy niver sugar coat a joke why a love um

  • @mactheman8797
    @mactheman8797 5 місяців тому +3

    Frankie needs the BBC... Ricky doesn't!

  • @HelloEveryonez678
    @HelloEveryonez678 10 місяців тому

    So nice to be able to mock Achmed and islamic terrorism! May it long continue!

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not 5 місяців тому +7

    I did laugth when I read that Frankie Boyle said Ricky Jervais was not a stand up comic. As Boyle has never made me laugth once, apart from that comment, Boyle this boring man in comedy has never even made me smile, Boyle is about as funny as a wasp sting.

  • @trelard
    @trelard 10 місяців тому +1

    I remember when he wasn't a simpleton.

  • @ianwilliam3811
    @ianwilliam3811 10 місяців тому +11

    This guy used to be funny before he bottled it so he could stay relevant. This is just painful.

    • @m.p.7075
      @m.p.7075 10 місяців тому +1

      I'd say not so much stay relevant as stay employed at the woke BBC and C4.
      If he'd stayed edgy and poked fun at the establishment instead of toeing the line for a paycheck I think he would be much more relevant.

    • @ianwilliam3811
      @ianwilliam3811 10 місяців тому

      @@m.p.7075 totally agree.

    • @tellyheadlol4258
      @tellyheadlol4258 9 місяців тому

      He's always been a leftist, you were just ignoring it @@m.p.7075

    • @DBGE001
      @DBGE001 5 місяців тому +2

      Sure, who's doing better then?

  • @paintsilj
    @paintsilj 10 місяців тому +4

    Frankie, what is a woman? BBC, what is a woman?

  • @redmille1000
    @redmille1000 10 місяців тому +15

    Frankie Boyle being calling himself a comedian is the only funny thing he has ever said!

    • @VanatruFreyr
      @VanatruFreyr 10 місяців тому

      Want to try that again mate? Mouth breather

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 10 місяців тому +1

      Bazinga! Got him!

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 10 місяців тому +5

    It’s a shame the embarrassing woke path Boyle has gone down.

  • @notfooled.
    @notfooled. 10 місяців тому +7

    Anti Brexit and "White man = racist", jokes. YAWN!!!
    Gervais and Dave Chappelle maybe the only genuinely funny stand ups around today

    • @thedivinemrm5832
      @thedivinemrm5832 10 місяців тому +9

      Just say "anybody who doesn't hold the same political opinions as me isn't funny" and be done with it. We'd have more respect for you.

    • @frankmaxwell5193
      @frankmaxwell5193 10 місяців тому +2

      You ever hear of Bill burr?

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 10 місяців тому

      ​@@frankmaxwell5193 Bill Burr said a couple of "leftie" things so you're not allowed to find him funny anymore.
      But it's the "wokerati" that are pushing an agenda. Just so you understand.

  • @AfroGaz71
    @AfroGaz71 10 місяців тому +20

    Frankie for some reason is insanely jealous of Gervais. He constantly brings him up.
    I think he knows that unlike himself Ricky didn't sell his comedic integrity to get back in the good books with TV execs. Shame really, because Frankie can still be funny at times.

    • @liammonahan9638
      @liammonahan9638 10 місяців тому +27

      Gervais has been telling the same jokes for 20 years.

    • @21centdregs
      @21centdregs 10 місяців тому

      gervais is a twat. he joined the anti woke egomaniacs even before the right wingers glommed on

    • @aileenl7227
      @aileenl7227 10 місяців тому +2

      Not sure where that comes from as he is regularly passed over by tv execs because of his content. He writes for others too like Jimmy Carr.

    • @AfroGaz71
      @AfroGaz71 10 місяців тому +2

      @@aileenl7227 his latest show "New world order" has only just been cancelled and ran for six years. He was also a regular on "mock the week". So no, he wasn't passed over.
      He was initially blacklisted after "Tramadol nights" but he soon got into line. Frankie was always left wing, but now he moved further into woke left ideological territory to curry favour with the BBC. Not knocking him for that, but it is what it is. So now he likes to be a gatekeeper for comedy.
      He can hate on Gervais all he wants but imo a lot of that is based on an envy of knowing that Gervais kept his comedic integrity.

    • @CheerfulPessimist686
      @CheerfulPessimist686 10 місяців тому +15

      @@AfroGaz71 Interesting mix of nonsense. Boyle got dropped from MTW because of Beeb hand-wringing over a joke about Liz's bits being haunted.
      Gervais is just a mass-market vanilla hack, and mocking him is entertaining.
      Broad low appeal doesn't make an artist great any more than selling a lot of burgers makes McD cuisine.

  • @mogznwaz
    @mogznwaz 10 місяців тому +7

    Ricky is funny, Frankie is not

  • @peteradams408
    @peteradams408 10 місяців тому +6

    Boyle has sold out.

    • @thedivinemrm5832
      @thedivinemrm5832 10 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, sold out shows here, there and everywhere.

  • @bobburgers4302
    @bobburgers4302 10 місяців тому +36

    Frankie used to be funny, then he went woke.

    • @SNORKYMEDIA
      @SNORKYMEDIA 10 місяців тому

      at least this isnt bad - better than his other woke shite

    • @ChristopherKelaart
      @ChristopherKelaart 10 місяців тому +1

      He’s always been socially aware, and anti-establishment/RACISTS. Is that woke? What do you even mean?

    • @jessadelix7415
      @jessadelix7415 10 місяців тому +28

      He’s always been woke. His jokes have always had a POV.

    • @lizastarpeter4295
      @lizastarpeter4295 10 місяців тому

      His material has been consistent, now you're one of the old fucks he lives triggering 🤣🤣🤣

    • @florinadrian5174
      @florinadrian5174 10 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, he got so much better with time, and the country has gone so much worse...

  • @makumjeff2257
    @makumjeff2257 10 місяців тому +10

    My wife says that I laugh at anything! Wrong, I don’t find this bloke at all amusing, Ricky Gervais is mentioned in the title probably to draw people in?

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 10 місяців тому

      Don't worry. One day Ricky will say something vaguely leftie again and you won't be allowed to like him either.

    • @AlBundyOz
      @AlBundyOz 10 місяців тому

      Someone, somewhere must give a fu*k

  • @paulsmith1431
    @paulsmith1431 10 місяців тому +11

    Gervais is an international star because of his writing. Boyle is just an arse boil.

    • @Handwithaface
      @Handwithaface 10 місяців тому +24

      Gervais is an international superstar because of Stephen Merchant.

    • @VanatruFreyr
      @VanatruFreyr 10 місяців тому

      Who actually cares

    • @philiphudgens4726
      @philiphudgens4726 10 місяців тому

      No, he's a smart & funny comedian...just a pity that he's also an out-of-touch, ivory tower-dwelling left-wing tosser.

    • @CheerfulPessimist686
      @CheerfulPessimist686 10 місяців тому +1

      No one's gone broke appealing to the lowest common denominator. Can get you the presidency of the U.S.

    • @htpkey
      @htpkey 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Handwithaface Don't forget Karl Pilkington. Ricky even used jokes from Karl in his standup.

  • @Urban-Spaceman
    @Urban-Spaceman 10 місяців тому +11

    Oh dear. That was pretty awful. I think I’d rather watch Derek.

    • @robthornton6288
      @robthornton6288 10 місяців тому +1

      Me too, although to be fair, Frankie used to be hilarious, then, for whatever reason, switched off ☹

    • @thedivinemrm5832
      @thedivinemrm5832 10 місяців тому +2

      Because laughing at the mentally impaired is your level.

    • @Urban-Spaceman
      @Urban-Spaceman 10 місяців тому +2

      @@thedivinemrm5832 yeah, like Frankie did with his routine about Katie Price's son Harvey? Hypocrite much?

    • @allaussietraveller9879
      @allaussietraveller9879 10 місяців тому

      ​@@thedivinemrm5832who is laughing at the mentally impaired?

  • @trampsvest6657
    @trampsvest6657 10 місяців тому +1

    No time for a Marxist ..

  • @zool201975
    @zool201975 4 місяці тому

    do not like Ricky anymore.
    he used to be amazing these days hes just complaining about being canceled and what not while having full shows..
    bad case of i only watch the things i do not like on twitter syndrome.
    to each their own but hes also bleeding the variation in his audience. keep going that way and the only ones still laughing are spitefull incells.

  • @apemoon1731
    @apemoon1731 10 місяців тому +11

    Gervais hasn't sold his soul to the cult of woke.
    Boyle can't say the same.

  • @RobVespa
    @RobVespa 10 місяців тому +6

    Why would you target Ricky Gervais? That seems unwise, especially when you're a comedian and people will immediately compare you. This bit comes across as jealousy and casts a shadow over the set. Not kosher.

  • @thelegaloccupier
    @thelegaloccupier 10 місяців тому +2

    The King 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @annapearson4432
    @annapearson4432 10 місяців тому +3

    How is this funny? He seems to be just jealous of Ricky Gervais because he's actually funny and more intelligent than he is. Turned this off after 10min as lost interest completely. Feel bad for everyone that wasted their money on tickets to see this guy.

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 10 місяців тому +1

      You know there are creams that will help you with that feeling.

  • @bryanmarshall9216
    @bryanmarshall9216 10 місяців тому +8

    Whilst I thought Derek was brilliant and amusing in it's delivery, it's far more amusing than Frankie Boyles 'look at me me, I'm hilarious' crap.

  • @kel6385
    @kel6385 10 місяців тому +5

    Give it a rest frankie.

    • @carlisroy6666
      @carlisroy6666 10 місяців тому +2

      Yes he should stop telling jokes on his show...

    • @robthornton6288
      @robthornton6288 10 місяців тому

      @@carlisroy6666 Or maybe return to telling jokes. He used to be funny.

    • @stephenjon3502
      @stephenjon3502 10 місяців тому +4

      Did Frankie talking about brown boat people touch a nerve?

    • @carlisroy6666
      @carlisroy6666 10 місяців тому +2

      @@robthornton6288 hE uSeD tO bE fUnNy

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 10 місяців тому +6

    Strong opinions based on nothing at all? TOO MUCH TRUTH! MEGALOL

  • @John-id6ih
    @John-id6ih 6 місяців тому +7

    Thankfully Ricky hasn’t folded like a cheap suit to garnish favour from the woke mob, unlike some ah Frankie

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 6 місяців тому +1

      Learn to enjoy stuff mate
      It's fine not liking a specific genre of comedy but don't let yourself get pegged by the concept of politics in comedy

  • @theadventuresoflavender5175
    @theadventuresoflavender5175 10 місяців тому +1

    Woke humour.... Watching Idris Elba trying to drive an Aston Martin was funny tho....

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 10 місяців тому +1

      It's all woke humor so you're not allowed to find the Idris Elba bit funny either. I think you should apologize and go back to liking things you're allowed to enjoy.

  • @crashdoyle
    @crashdoyle 10 місяців тому +1

    Men. Not what it used to be