@@BolleIsSeriousthe character designs aren't even that good. It says how they are all based off of cat breeds, but I wonder how. They just look like they have cat ears slapped on them.
4:48 Technically he isn’t wrong considering that there is at least one death in the infinite death loop where Diavolo gets crucified for being the messiah.
@@sassas1487 that's a different form of infinity. it is clearly stated that Diavolo would die an infinite amount of deaths. However, the amount of possible deaths in a certain space or form are limited. Meaning he has to die every single death possible to "fulfill" this infinity prerequisite. Can't compare that with numerical infinity though
Technically, for the Jotaro has PTSD theory, in Diamond is Unbreakable, he says he can only stop time for half a second cause he hasn't used it in a while.
Also this theory does make sense, idk why Chewie completely disregards it. He literally watched his friends and family die or almost die, of course that is traumatic
Plot twist The dude who said Diavolo was Jesus was cooking, I'm pretty sure he was talking about how in his infinite deaths, anything can happen as long as he dies and it will tehnically be considered canon. Diavolo became Jesus, reenacted his life and died on the cross to save us from our sins. So yes. This is technically canon.
this actually got me thinking, if you get good enough rng in the infinite death loop would you eventually get the world over heaven or other crazy shit like that? eventually you'll get an ability so busted you'd be able to escape the infinite death loop.
i swear didn't he like actually have one of those ptsd yells/scream things when he stopped time and saw those knives? i think he definitely has some ptsd cuz like who wouldnt?
@@PuppetEEE tf else was he gonna do, not use the ultra convenient power of stopping time to save his daughter from knives being thrown at her 😭🙏 ngas expect him to sit there in peace as his daughter gets packed up in the same way as his grandfather 🤦🏾♂
@@lxx_jpg istg jojo fans got the reading comprehension of middleschoolers sometimes. bro was NOT saying "jotaro stopping time = ptsd" he was saying "when jotaro stopped time his reaction to the knives was similar to how people with ptsd react to re-experiencing their trauma"
@@legalmel on everything i love i swear i read that somewhere when i typed out that comment, maybe it was in the video or smthn but the 2nd point i made still stands and he’s still wrong anyways 🤷🏾♂️
10:30 this theory comes from the idea that Chariot Requiem was going towards Morioh in the east, but that doesn't make any sense since the whole requiem thing starts in the Colosseum, and the final battle happens in front of Castel Sant'Angelo, which is to the west of the Colosseum, so actually Chewie's theory that it was bringing the Arrow to Detroit is more probable
Personally, I really like the Jotaro has PTSD theory. It makes sense. Anyone would have PTSD after fighting a centuries old vampire who hates you because of your great great grandfather
I theorize that just like how people with Stands are congregated towards one another, having a Stand subconsciously makes you pick the most outrageous outfit you can find. Yoshikage Kira resisted this the longest but he eventually gave into the urges when he unlocked Bites The Dust.
I always loved the idea of suzie q finding out joseph cheated and him panicking and pretending to be senile when she confronts him about it but then being stuck in a lie where he has to keep on doing weird, humiliating things to keep suzie from chewing him out
PTSD one is pretty valid. The point towards the Theory isn't that Jotaro doesn't Use star platinum, but more that he uses it far less frequently. I remember that it is explained somewhere that star platinum cannot stop time as long in later parts because Jotaro simply isn't using star platinum as often. You could chalk this up to not needing to use it but I think the PTSD theory is a valid enough interpretation.
Yeah I do believe in that theory. A 17 year old that had half his friends and his grandfather die (he survived though) , while fighting a crazy superpowered Vampire IS probably going to have some stress from that event. But there isn't a big obvious moment that confirms it. (Well, besides his scream when he saw Pucci throw the knives at Jolyne, like Dio)
12:02 the Kakyoin one is kind of right, I started reading Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heartbreak a couple days ago and am one of the main characters is his cousin trying to learn about how he died
7:32 HE USED TIME STOP (which would most likely be very triggering if Dio’s fight did cause PTSD) TWICE WHILE FIGHTING SHEER HEART ATTACK IN THE SPAN OF MINUTES.
9:34 In a roundabout way, this is potentially partially true. Araki has never actually made any statement on it, but the detail that stone free smells like soap, according to the stand stats page, potentially implies it is a reference to charmy green (Soap brand) which is the stand of Jota Kujo, from the infamous "Kakyoin did you lay this egg" Clamp story. Charmy green combines Star Platinum and Heirophant Green's abilities, having lots of physical strength, and the ability to unwind into tentacle strands, similar to the powers of Stone free. Unfortunately, Stone free doesn't have "Emerald finger splash" where Jota can shoot emeralds and also grow his fingers as one attack, wow so cool (!) So in a roundabout way, DAITO the Oni was cookin'
"I am contractually obligated to tell you about-" *BVVVWEEE BOOM* "Nessuno può sfuggire al destino che è stato scelto per loro. Tutto ciò che rimane è la fine in cui tutti voi perite. L'eterna grandezza risiede solo in me stesso. Canta una canzone di dolore in un mondo in cui il tempo è svanito"
Jotaro PTSD theory, while flimsey, actually has some better basis. Like how Jotaro specifically finds the strength to beat the shit out of Kira when the latter says "I only have 20 seconds left" kinda similar to Dio.
Also part 4 Jotaro simply does not get angry like in Part 3 In 4 he’s more calm if anything else and only get irritated for a sec during the Josuke exchange Going from being quiet and stern to “I’m going to break and disfigure your face so it becomes uglier then your ugly watch” is a clear sign something about Kira was riling him up
Kakyoin's parents not knowing where he is sounds hilarious. I mean, what were the heroes supposed to tell them? "Sorry, your son died from getting punched by a 120-year-old vampire in Egypt. But on the bright side, he helped save a woman you've never met from a virus that we can't describe without sounding a little sexist."
I find it hilarious he never told them anyrhing to begin with. The Speedwagon foundation could have made up a lot of cover ups. How are we not supposed to take the milf hunter memes seriously when the guy just leaves school and his family to travel around the world to save this random woman that was kind to him?
I think dio knew or was planning to die in part three. Seeing how apologetic he looks in part 6 with pucci before he dies and dawdling so much during the fight with jotaro. He even make pucci eject his stand (that was needed for the heaven plan) before he left but pucci was too loyal to take it so he left him his bone from his foot instead so he could still have something to create the green baby with. I don’t think he would’ve done that if he thought he’d see pucci again. It just makes sense for DIO have planned it all. I feel like if he thought he had time left, he would’ve just told pucci the heaven plan so that pucci would be the only one to know about it but the fact he wrote it all down conveniently just before getting killed means he had planned out when to write in the details for the plan so that they’d all be there by the time jotaro killed him. He wouldn’t have told pucci that he was going to die though because pucci would’ve tried to stop him and it could’ve caused unnessecary complications. Writing it down in a book seems stupid because anyone could read it, but if he knew he was going to die, and pucci didn’t take his memories that means his thoughts would’ve died with him if he hadn’t of written it down
Jotaro does have ptsd you can tell in the sceene where pucci trew a bunca knifes at jolyne he did a "AAAAAAAAAAAAH" aka ptsd scream (this is my stupid theory)
my personal stupid headcanon is that Yukako Yamagishi is a descendant of Bruford. He's not her stand, she's just his cousin's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild or something source: hair powers
When I tell you I'm addicted to your videos dude I mean it, cause I swear I have nothing fun to watch when you don't post, I've binged EVERY ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS
I read all the theories I could find on TV Tropes and I came to the conclusion that: A. 90% of JoJo fans just straight up do not understand anything about Made in Heaven and the end of Part 6. B. JoJo fans simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that the new Part 6 universe and the SBR universe are completely seperate.
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I prefer big, buff, crazily masculine Stands to use for fights
@@BolleIsSerioussame man, same
No no no
chewie are you gonna vote for me. trump has had two assassinations and harris is harris im best vote
@@ideka-101 I will vote for you too
The "contractual obligation" aspect of that sponsor really shined
Fr
Week 1: Cat girl sponsor money
Week 2: 1:26 ICE SOUP
The schlat ad read start lol
We can hear just how defeated Chewie sounded reading that sponsor
0:50 how much did they pay you
LMFAO
not enough
Not a lot it seems. Bro sounds depressed during that ad read
Not enough
Doesnt seem like a lot
you can feel his pain and unintrest in the game while he talks about it
I mean this game kinda seems (at least for me) like a basic anime-themed fighting game with sexualized characters to attract all Discord-Mods
@@BolleIsSeriousthe character designs aren't even that good. It says how they are all based off of cat breeds, but I wonder how. They just look like they have cat ears slapped on them.
@@somethingclever4297 Exactly. They just look like the over-sexualized Cat-Waifu or A cat-maid
@@Expldits sad that its true… 50 year old men do better than an entire team of people…
@@crouchbar fr its kind of depressing... maybe companies should hire roblox catboys or something bro 😭
bro better have had the FATTEST paycheck after that one 💀💀
I can hear chewie holding his laughter (or crying) while doing that sponsor
Same
he definitely is about to laugh, i was laughing the whole time i was watching the sponsor
4:48 Technically he isn’t wrong considering that there is at least one death in the infinite death loop where Diavolo gets crucified for being the messiah.
I thought it was about how Diavolo was a virgin birth.
there are infinite numbers between 2 and 3, but none of then are 4. Think about it
@@sassas1487 there are infinite numbers between 2 and 3, ad one of them is 2.777784444746666. Think about it.
@@sassas1487Wait,thats a very interesting thing to think about.
@@sassas1487 that's a different form of infinity. it is clearly stated that Diavolo would die an infinite amount of deaths. However, the amount of possible deaths in a certain space or form are limited. Meaning he has to die every single death possible to "fulfill" this infinity prerequisite. Can't compare that with numerical infinity though
"EVERYONE HAS PTSD" honestly, thats just kinda true at this point. You don't come out of a Jojo arc without ending up a little messed up.
Especially Emporio. He literally witnessed basically every friend of his dying to Pucci.
Technically, for the Jotaro has PTSD theory, in Diamond is Unbreakable,
he says he can only stop time for half a second cause he hasn't used it in a while.
and then he uses it on his uncle to catch a hat or smth. real sign of ptsd right here
Also this theory does make sense, idk why Chewie completely disregards it. He literally watched his friends and family die or almost die, of course that is traumatic
Plot twist
The dude who said Diavolo was Jesus was cooking,
I'm pretty sure he was talking about how in his infinite deaths, anything can happen as long as he dies and it will tehnically be considered canon. Diavolo became Jesus, reenacted his life and died on the cross to save us from our sins.
So yes. This is technically canon.
Ofc
So diavolo fucking your mom is also canon
Technically also Diavolo was born from a virgin too if there were no men in that jail.
this actually got me thinking, if you get good enough rng in the infinite death loop would you eventually get the world over heaven or other crazy shit like that? eventually you'll get an ability so busted you'd be able to escape the infinite death loop.
@@a_man_with_a_plan Nice thought, but it would have to end with Diavolo's "death" to be considered canon.
Chewie really getting that bag 😂 barely holding it together for that cat video
idk about ptsd one, he was clearly shitting his pants when he saw pucci throw knives
it's almost like those knives were thrown into his fucking daughter huh
i swear didn't he like actually have one of those ptsd yells/scream things when he stopped time and saw those knives? i think he definitely has some ptsd cuz like who wouldnt?
@@PuppetEEE tf else was he gonna do, not use the ultra convenient power of stopping time to save his daughter from knives being thrown at her 😭🙏 ngas expect him to sit there in peace as his daughter gets packed up in the same way as his grandfather 🤦🏾♂
@@lxx_jpg istg jojo fans got the reading comprehension of middleschoolers sometimes. bro was NOT saying "jotaro stopping time = ptsd" he was saying "when jotaro stopped time his reaction to the knives was similar to how people with ptsd react to re-experiencing their trauma"
@@legalmel on everything i love i swear i read that somewhere when i typed out that comment, maybe it was in the video or smthn but the 2nd point i made still stands and he’s still wrong anyways 🤷🏾♂️
10:30 this theory comes from the idea that Chariot Requiem was going towards Morioh in the east, but that doesn't make any sense since the whole requiem thing starts in the Colosseum, and the final battle happens in front of Castel Sant'Angelo, which is to the west of the Colosseum, so actually Chewie's theory that it was bringing the Arrow to Detroit is more probable
YOU CAN'T HAVE $#!T IN DETROIT!!! Though they're not in Detroit, but you get the idea.
Maybe Jotaro was with his daughter for once
Hey but that's just a theory. A JOJO THEORY
But hey not hey but 😭
(Meme at least 5 years older than the video) Thanks for watching
@@gamingbasiliskstill works
I have never seen someone this uninterested on an ad before, how the fuck did the company agree with that ad read????
Maybe they dont speak english
Bro talks about the most masculine and homosexual anime series ever known to man and gets a sponsor from cringe catgirls
You can tell he was holding back his laughter
He was held at gunpoint
What about the theory that Tequila Joseph is my wife? Hm?
Sounds legit
Based…
Nah he's mine
you sound like you were being held at gunpoint during the ad read
Personally, I really like the Jotaro has PTSD theory. It makes sense. Anyone would have PTSD after fighting a centuries old vampire who hates you because of your great great grandfather
What is this sponsor😭😭🙏💀
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Fr running low on rent money 🙏
whatever pays the bills man
You could tell bro was holding back his laugh
At least it isn’t temu
I theorize that just like how people with Stands are congregated towards one another, having a Stand subconsciously makes you pick the most outrageous outfit you can find. Yoshikage Kira resisted this the longest but he eventually gave into the urges when he unlocked Bites The Dust.
Delete the video, I can't watch it rn
agreed
LMAO
Yes please, I’m playing Risk of Rain 2 rn🙏
Oh hell nah
No
The ad is WILD
I always loved the idea of suzie q finding out joseph cheated and him panicking and pretending to be senile when she confronts him about it but then being stuck in a lie where he has to keep on doing weird, humiliating things to keep suzie from chewing him out
I have a new headcanon
Plus the reason why he hates going to japan is because he fears encouterings josukes mom
@CERISTHEDEV He hated Japan before he knew Josuke even existed...
What if Hawk Tuah was actually Pet Shop???? 🤔
I like this one
:(
How do i give money to a commenter
I love this ad read, his enthusiasm holds no bounds. You catch that bag.
cat fantasy 😭😭
I could hear in his voice his effort in trying not to laugh during that ad segment
The jotaro PTSD would've been better with the jotaro vs pucci at the end of part 6 but they chose a random scene about kira 😭????
“Whatever pays the bills” ahh ad
Jotaro has ptsd stopped using star platinum and is blue and bald.
Thank you that_random_cake, youre one or our best theorists
@@gamingbasilisk No problem 🍷🍷🍷
PTSD one is pretty valid. The point towards the Theory isn't that Jotaro doesn't Use star platinum, but more that he uses it far less frequently. I remember that it is explained somewhere that star platinum cannot stop time as long in later parts because Jotaro simply isn't using star platinum as often. You could chalk this up to not needing to use it but I think the PTSD theory is a valid enough interpretation.
Yeah I do believe in that theory. A 17 year old that had half his friends and his grandfather die (he survived though) , while fighting a crazy superpowered Vampire IS probably going to have some stress from that event. But there isn't a big obvious moment that confirms it.
(Well, besides his scream when he saw Pucci throw the knives at Jolyne, like Dio)
@@DimoB8 Agreed. It isn't hard confirmed but I believe it's really plausible and the theory adds to the story
Never seen a more sarcastic and fake sponsor segment in my life lmao, don't worry bro someday you won't need Little Caesar's for dinner
Little who?
12:02 the Kakyoin one is kind of right, I started reading Crazy Diamond’s Demonic Heartbreak a couple days ago and am one of the main characters is his cousin trying to learn about how he died
7:32 HE USED TIME STOP (which would most likely be very triggering if Dio’s fight did cause PTSD) TWICE WHILE FIGHTING SHEER HEART ATTACK IN THE SPAN OF MINUTES.
Bro was fighting laughter and tears reading that sponsor
9:34
In a roundabout way, this is potentially partially true. Araki has never actually made any statement on it, but the detail that stone free smells like soap, according to the stand stats page, potentially implies it is a reference to charmy green (Soap brand) which is the stand of Jota Kujo, from the infamous "Kakyoin did you lay this egg" Clamp story. Charmy green combines Star Platinum and Heirophant Green's abilities, having lots of physical strength, and the ability to unwind into tentacle strands, similar to the powers of Stone free. Unfortunately, Stone free doesn't have "Emerald finger splash" where Jota can shoot emeralds and also grow his fingers as one attack, wow so cool (!)
So in a roundabout way, DAITO the Oni was cookin'
4:55 Diavolo died on the cross
I like how this explains it just enough to where a jojo fan might be able to get it, yet it is still 109% as insane as the original idea proposed...
you can feel him trying to hold back his laughter while talking about the "contractual obligation"
i like how you can tell he just is doing the ad for the money, and just hates the game
We all have our desperate moments😖
The only reason Joseph would fake being senile, is because he wants to fuck with people, which when put that way makes sense
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing. Being really committed to the bit would be very in-character for him
Bro was genuinely edging us with matpat 😭 🙏
"I am contractually obligated to tell you about-"
*BVVVWEEE BOOM*
"Nessuno può sfuggire al destino che è stato scelto per loro. Tutto ciò che rimane è la fine in cui tutti voi perite. L'eterna grandezza risiede solo in me stesso. Canta una canzone di dolore in un mondo in cui il tempo è svanito"
Bills can't be this high
The bills cannot be that high bro😭
😂
That sponsor was "interesting" but atleast its not raid shadow legends or block blast
Jotaro PTSD theory, while flimsey, actually has some better basis. Like how Jotaro specifically finds the strength to beat the shit out of Kira when the latter says "I only have 20 seconds left" kinda similar to Dio.
Also part 4 Jotaro simply does not get angry like in Part 3
In 4 he’s more calm if anything else and only get irritated for a sec during the Josuke exchange
Going from being quiet and stern to “I’m going to break and disfigure your face so it becomes uglier then your ugly watch” is a clear sign something about Kira was riling him up
Chewie reading that ad read like an isis hostage
i could hear him holding in his laughter during that sponsor 💀💀💀💀
10:49 JOJO THEORY THE DUD WHO SAVED JOSUKE WAS CALLING YOU
Kakyoin's parents not knowing where he is sounds hilarious. I mean, what were the heroes supposed to tell them?
"Sorry, your son died from getting punched by a 120-year-old vampire in Egypt. But on the bright side, he helped save a woman you've never met from a virus that we can't describe without sounding a little sexist."
I find it hilarious he never told them anyrhing to begin with. The Speedwagon foundation could have made up a lot of cover ups.
How are we not supposed to take the milf hunter memes seriously when the guy just leaves school and his family to travel around the world to save this random woman that was kind to him?
Baldtaro got me acting up...
Chewie, for your health (mental and physical) I really REALLY hope they paid you good for that sponsor.
11:34 Hold on toetruck might be onto something
My headcanon is the jobro’s has zeppeli blood in them. Minus okuyasu because he survived his part
Dude, diavolo literaly translates to devil
12:35 YOU IGNORED THE BEST THEORY, "MISTA IS PROBABLY BALD" THIS IS CANON NOW
Bro sold his dignity for the bag to promote a damn cat waifu game 😭😭😭
Rent CANNOT be THAT high my boi😭🙏
Someone save him😭😭
Alternate Title: Chewiedog's slow decline to insanity
I think dio knew or was planning to die in part three. Seeing how apologetic he looks in part 6 with pucci before he dies and dawdling so much during the fight with jotaro. He even make pucci eject his stand (that was needed for the heaven plan) before he left but pucci was too loyal to take it so he left him his bone from his foot instead so he could still have something to create the green baby with. I don’t think he would’ve done that if he thought he’d see pucci again. It just makes sense for DIO have planned it all. I feel like if he thought he had time left, he would’ve just told pucci the heaven plan so that pucci would be the only one to know about it but the fact he wrote it all down conveniently just before getting killed means he had planned out when to write in the details for the plan so that they’d all be there by the time jotaro killed him. He wouldn’t have told pucci that he was going to die though because pucci would’ve tried to stop him and it could’ve caused unnessecary complications. Writing it down in a book seems stupid because anyone could read it, but if he knew he was going to die, and pucci didn’t take his memories that means his thoughts would’ve died with him if he hadn’t of written it down
Jotaro does have ptsd you can tell in the sceene where pucci trew a bunca knifes at jolyne he did a "AAAAAAAAAAAAH" aka ptsd scream (this is my stupid theory)
bro needed that sponsor money for his rent 😭😭💀💀
We not getting another sponsor with this one 🗣🗣🗣
New theory: Chewiedog1 has PTSD from having to research for this video
Chewiedog sponsor arc pog. Hope it never ends
7:14 this is actually the reason why Jotaro sent Koichi after Giorno instead of going himself and also why he never mentioned his wife
2:38 the most surprising part of that prediction is thinking Biden is gonna live another 10 years
my personal stupid headcanon is that Yukako Yamagishi is a descendant of Bruford. He's not her stand, she's just his cousin's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild or something
source: hair powers
It wouldn't even be that stupid tbh. We do know Bruford had his hair ability somehow before even dying.
i have a theory your hair is the sky of morioh so thats why the sky is always yellow
Incredible sponsor segment unironically
Guys, quick question, Is Chewiedog's character a Genie or something?
Maybe
yes because we all wish for more videos and the genie provides
Chewie blink if you're being held hostage by cat fantasy
Life is so much worse after you finish a new chewiedog1 video knowing your going to have to wait for another one
When I tell you I'm addicted to your videos dude I mean it, cause I swear I have nothing fun to watch when you don't post, I've binged EVERY ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS
12:26 Bro finally gave up 😭😭😭
The disrespect to Hamon beat is hilarious
i love how obvious it is that he accepted the ad for the cash.
Pookiedog1 pls do the thug shake ALSO "gotta pay the bills" ahhhh sponsor
A good video idea is the top 5 stands that could get you the most candy on halloween, cuz its spookey season soon.
bro the bills can not be that much
bro did NOT wanna do that sponsor 😭🙏
Life is so much better when you see chewiedog1 uploaded a new video
0:50 what is chewydog1 even about 😭🙏
My goat blink twise if your being held at gunpoint
That voice in the sponsorship is so painfully that I downloaded the game out of pity please get yourself something nice with the money big man
We honestly need more vids like this im dying 😂
Hypothetical speaking, Jotaro died from Mesopotamian Lobotomy
i like how badly you did the ad read
I read all the theories I could find on TV Tropes and I came to the conclusion that:
A. 90% of JoJo fans just straight up do not understand anything about Made in Heaven and the end of Part 6.
B. JoJo fans simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that the new Part 6 universe and the SBR universe are completely seperate.
This hurts because it's completely true.
the bill CANNOT be this high 😭🙏
there is no way you needed money bad enough to accept that sponsor
So which cat is your favorite, mine is Killer Queen.
Huniepop soundtrack in a JoJo video is diabolical
This sponsorship is insane
ye i admit that f fish hook stand from part 5 sent serious chills down my spine
that was the funniest sponsor in a long time
You can hear him trying not to laugh and it was really fun
So proud of you for getting sponsors Chewie. Wish it had been from something else
4:35 i paused at the first frame of the jumpscare lmaooo literally teched it