I know. I'm nearly 60 years old and I felt like I was in a episode of Blues Clues yelling at the monitor. The only difference was Joe heard my daughter and responded while Colonel just blundered along ignoring my advice. 🤣🤣🤣
Not only is the barn on the map, and occasionally highlighted orange when you select barn in this video. But you yourself pointed out the barn icon on the map in the previous episode of this series. Lol. Don't change.
In the early 1980s my oldest brother had bought a 2-door 1967 Lincoln Continental. It was in good shape, but missing some trim on the right side and had an aftermarket radio. One day as he was driving past a junkyard, he saw in their holding area for recently acquired cars another 1967 Continental. This one was missing all the trim on the left side and still had the factory radio, but didn't run. He paid $200 for that car. However, proving the Colonel's point in the last video, the story ends with him selling both cars to a friend rather than with him removing all the parts he needed from the one and fixing the other.
You went to the test track and I suddenly realized this game needs to tie into Wreckfest. In the immortal words of Latka Gravis: 'I quit!'. I can imagine Kiki, Stella, Stella, and Napoleon working in the repair shop; and that pickup sitting in a creek for a week at the bottom of a ravine.
at least it doesn't make you keep track of the bolts you're removing, those are assumed to have been set aside safely and not lost or rolled under a crate or something.
Multiplayer ... you know what every good mechanic can do, turn junkyard junk into Banger Racers ... yes Colonel, you heard it here first. Make your own banger racers and Smash them up with your pals. How bloody good would that be Sir!
Careful colonel. You just pull over to the side of the road and start rifling through some guys barn and you’re likely to find a shotgun in your face, or maybe hear a shotgun before you feel it.
Is there a min % on parts in barns that can be repaired? in 18, parts had to be 15% or better (if less than 15%, they couldn't be repaired) and not everything could be repaired (like windows)
The Mercury is closer to a ‘54 Chevy with a ‘58 rear window. Did spot a Mk1 Granada, E28 BMW, 1960s and late 70s Lincoln Continentals and at least four different years of Cadillac, Renault Clio Williams V6 and possibly a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
I would think about buying this, if it had that racing multiplayer on it. The co-op would be fantastic! I agree with you that it would be a major overhaul of the engine to make that work. Maybe one of the next versions :)
In have a feeling that multi-player maybe in their minds, due to the fact that there are multiple benches for the same thing, that way you can both work on different benches.
Sounds like you have a hankering for a bit of Street Rod! And actually now i mention it... I think i could get in on some of that action. Now we only need a developer with som talent to grab the idea and run with it.
@@colonelfailure Motor City Online is my greatest unachieved goal, as I didn't have good enough internet when it was around and it fizzled out by the time I got adequate connection... ;_; If someone would do a decent remake of that (or Street Rod, I wouldn't complain about that either) I'd be a happy camper. A shame that the Street Rod 3 project got lost in development hell in the pre-crowdfunding and pre-perpetual-development days.
In the 2018 game a pretty decent way of making money was to go to the junkyard, buy *everything* from the junk heaps, repair whatever you can and then sell it all. I wonder if they adjusted the pricing to avoid that.
Elenti Calope looks like a 2003 Renault Clio mate Sakura Takumi is obvs a Toyota Sprinter/Corolla Levin AE86 ....that one everyone seems to love cos its from that Initial D thingy but that i like cos its the first car i buy on Gran Tourismo 3
When I heard it was closing down, I decided on my last day and gave everything I had away to random people in the lobby. You've never seen so many happy petrol-heads in one place (I'd played since day 1, and while the racing wasn't so much my thing, collecting unique cars really was...)
I've got CM14 and CM18. Watching the various preview vids of CM22, but not seeing much of an approvement over 18, besides graphic quality. What does 22 have that would entice someone like me to purchase it?
I'd argue that the Supa is slightly more noticeably a Supra, especially as it doesn't require anime proficiency to figure out. :) But yeah, they didn't strain their creative muscle too much when naming cars.
Has this new version improved on the two really big problems of the previous editions? 1) The game has always been an insane memory hog because it has insisted on rendering 3d versions of every single car part in the current location, no matter if you were looking at it or not. Developers often promised to improve on this, but never happened, so on my 2019 MSI laptop, 8 mb, Intel i7, I've had to turn graphics quality and resolution down to almost minimum in order to make it just bearable fps. 2) That damned mouse-emulation thingy. Instead of just using standard mouse control like normal games, CMS (and also Cooking Simulator) has used some weird mouse-emulator-fly-by-wire system, causing movement delays and lack of precision. This problem has also been pointed out numerous times to the developers, but they've always claimed that a) you can just turn the weirdness of from the settings screen, b) that it's not really weird at all, it was in fact wonderful and the weird ones were the complainers, and c) that it was necessary for them to build the game around this mouse-emulator stuff in order for the game to be inter-format convertible.
@@colonelfailuredose anyone understand your language in real life u talking about my english language 1st work on your speaking skills . y r u going that far look at your intro and i can bet if u understand your language yourself ( hiigezzz weellcome bck ageen 😂)
Renault clio v6 is the yellow car in the junkyard Colonel
10/10 for enthusiasm, 1/10 for observation. The barn was on the map, top right.
I know. I'm nearly 60 years old and I felt like I was in a episode of Blues Clues yelling at the monitor. The only difference was Joe heard my daughter and responded while Colonel just blundered along ignoring my advice. 🤣🤣🤣
Sorry......I've been drinking
Not only is the barn on the map, and occasionally highlighted orange when you select barn in this video. But you yourself pointed out the barn icon on the map in the previous episode of this series.
Lol. Don't change.
In the early 1980s my oldest brother had bought a 2-door 1967 Lincoln Continental. It was in good shape, but missing some trim on the right side and had an aftermarket radio.
One day as he was driving past a junkyard, he saw in their holding area for recently acquired cars another 1967 Continental. This one was missing all the trim on the left side and still had the factory radio, but didn't run.
He paid $200 for that car.
However, proving the Colonel's point in the last video, the story ends with him selling both cars to a friend rather than with him removing all the parts he needed from the one and fixing the other.
I don't know what it is, but anytime I watch one of your videos, I find myself wanting to play that game
Colonel: I'm going to the Junkyard.
Me not paying enough attention: Gin cupboard? No, you idiot, he said 'Junkyard'.
Well, you know what they say: one man's trash, is another man's treasure :)
You went to the test track and I suddenly realized this game needs to tie into Wreckfest. In the immortal words of Latka Gravis: 'I quit!'. I can imagine Kiki, Stella, Stella, and Napoleon working in the repair shop; and that pickup sitting in a creek for a week at the bottom of a ravine.
Some of the best days of my youth was visiting junkyards.
Colonel, you chuntering on is why most of us are here I would bet :)
car wash is sort of non-participatory, that's a shame. Press button watch the sudsing action? Weird.
at least it doesn't make you keep track of the bolts you're removing, those are assumed to have been set aside safely and not lost or rolled under a crate or something.
It would be great, is if you could swap out the 6 cylinder in that pickup, for a v8, and take that to the track.
Multiplayer ... you know what every good mechanic can do, turn junkyard junk into Banger Racers ... yes Colonel, you heard it here first. Make your own banger racers and Smash them up with your pals.
How bloody good would that be Sir!
2:36
Sink ? Dirty !
Hotel ? Trivago !
looking really good, its good to see what we can unlock
The handbrake slide at the end made the whole thing for me.
The truck appears to be a 50’s Ford F-1 pickup
Careful colonel. You just pull over to the side of the road and start rifling through some guys barn and you’re likely to find a shotgun in your face, or maybe hear a shotgun before you feel it.
You really have something there with the multi player.
Colonel... it totally shows the barn on map.. its top right on map.. it highlights green when you select it
Just imagining finding a mostly complete car from the junkyard and doing the bare minimum to get it running, then test tracking XD
Is there a min % on parts in barns that can be repaired? in 18, parts had to be 15% or better (if less than 15%, they couldn't be repaired) and not everything could be repaired (like windows)
"Tutorials? Naaah mate, I got a youtube comment section, they'll see me right!"
Okay, picture this: multiplayer.
Edit: continued watching only to hear the Colonel come up with the same idea. Darn.
That lead sled looks like the one Mr Stallone drove in cobra
that would be a great addition, Run What Ya Brung against friends for pink slips, Devs need to pay attention to that suggestion
The Mercury is closer to a ‘54 Chevy with a ‘58 rear window. Did spot a Mk1 Granada, E28 BMW, 1960s and late 70s Lincoln Continentals and at least four different years of Cadillac, Renault Clio Williams V6 and possibly a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
I would think about buying this, if it had that racing multiplayer on it. The co-op would be fantastic! I agree with you that it would be a major overhaul of the engine to make that work. Maybe one of the next versions :)
4:20 It looks like a 55/57 ish Ford F100.
I think that yellow number in the junkyard was some kind of new “mini”, it’s not mini though nowadays imho.
Looks like a Clio to me.
Could be as well. Most modern cars are so alike from the side to me.
Its a clio V6
Salem 1500 looks like a old GMC had a teacher who had one.
Are mods available on console? Or only PC? If they have mods on console how do you get them?
0:36 exactly what I think whenever I play something new
In have a feeling that multi-player maybe in their minds, due to the fact that there are multiple benches for the same thing, that way you can both work on different benches.
Sounds like you have a hankering for a bit of Street Rod! And actually now i mention it... I think i could get in on some of that action. Now we only need a developer with som talent to grab the idea and run with it.
Back in the early 2000s I worked on a game called Motor City Online. If you've never heard of it, look it up it was brilliant.
@@colonelfailure Motor City Online is my greatest unachieved goal, as I didn't have good enough internet when it was around and it fizzled out by the time I got adequate connection... ;_;
If someone would do a decent remake of that (or Street Rod, I wouldn't complain about that either) I'd be a happy camper. A shame that the Street Rod 3 project got lost in development hell in the pre-crowdfunding and pre-perpetual-development days.
If diesel brothers can be a ok ish MP on fixing trucks i'm sure This can be the same. just not sure on the cardboard cutouts lol
In the 2018 game a pretty decent way of making money was to go to the junkyard, buy *everything* from the junk heaps, repair whatever you can and then sell it all. I wonder if they adjusted the pricing to avoid that.
Still works
It does show you on the map the area changed colour, not sure what colour cus im colourblind, better than being totally blind though ;)
Yellow, not that you know what yellow looks like... yellow looks like bananas... there you go.
@@afacelessname1378 I once worked at Geest Bananas, I got sacked because I kept letting the green ones through :P
Great series
Ellenti Callope looks like a Renault Clio V6
Bolt Repitlia R2 is not a Trans Am but a C4 Corvette
Elenti Calope looks like a 2003 Renault Clio mate
Sakura Takumi is obvs a Toyota Sprinter/Corolla Levin AE86
....that one everyone seems to love cos its from that Initial D thingy but that i like cos its the first car i buy on Gran Tourismo 3
The Calliope is a take on the Clio V6 Renault Sport.
14:10 Clio V6?
"Sell-ica" or "Suh-leeka"
Is this an _Adidas thing_ or a _clerk thing?_ Or are both correct?
International interpretation.
You should have bought a Brazen at the auction
Can you use a wheel and pedals when driving, if so, they can take my money
Basically what you want is a spiritual successor to Motor City Online... I want that as well...
When I heard it was closing down, I decided on my last day and gave everything I had away to random people in the lobby. You've never seen so many happy petrol-heads in one place (I'd played since day 1, and while the racing wasn't so much my thing, collecting unique cars really was...)
Another episode? YAY!
I've got CM14 and CM18. Watching the various preview vids of CM22, but not seeing much of an approvement over 18, besides graphic quality. What does 22 have that would entice someone like me to purchase it?
The yellow car is based on a Clio V6 Renault Sport
I just realized - they called the AE86 "Takumi" ... it doesn't get any more on the nose than that! 😂😂🤣🤣😂
I'd argue that the Supa is slightly more noticeably a Supra, especially as it doesn't require anime proficiency to figure out. :) But yeah, they didn't strain their creative muscle too much when naming cars.
The Salem 1500 looks to be a Dodge Power Wagon from this era: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_C_series
It’s a 1956 Ford F100. 😉
Look I jumped and bought it today Lol looks good
Clio Sport, The Yellow car in the junkyard.
Multiplayer would be ace, track days and drag strip. Then take it back to your shop and fix your car
@colonel Failure dont take items lower then 50% from a barn, as its not worth repairing.
Repitlla R2 isn't a Corvette C4-C5
Yellow one is a Renault Sport
Top right was a vet as well
Car Mechanic Sim Sandbox… Colonel in a candy store.
Edit : I can see it, Fail Brigade Race Day. Plastic Vicar would dominate.
his accent is brilliant
Renault Clio V6 is yellow car in junkyard
14:00 Reno Clio V6
Kind of disappointed we won't get to see you fix it up
Woot Woot, Hell Ya!
Talking about wasting your time on a forklift - how about a workable magnetic and car crushing device thingee - Yes please
Oooh
me after turning a horse into a f1 racing car
Has this new version improved on the two really big problems of the previous editions?
1) The game has always been an insane memory hog because it has insisted on rendering 3d versions of every single car part in the current location, no matter if you were looking at it or not. Developers often promised to improve on this, but never happened, so on my 2019 MSI laptop, 8 mb, Intel i7, I've had to turn graphics quality and resolution down to almost minimum in order to make it just bearable fps.
2) That damned mouse-emulation thingy. Instead of just using standard mouse control like normal games, CMS (and also Cooking Simulator) has used some weird mouse-emulator-fly-by-wire system, causing movement delays and lack of precision. This problem has also been pointed out numerous times to the developers, but they've always claimed that a) you can just turn the weirdness of from the settings screen, b) that it's not really weird at all, it was in fact wonderful and the weird ones were the complainers, and c) that it was necessary for them to build the game around this mouse-emulator stuff in order for the game to be inter-format convertible.
Mouse control feels fine, but I can confirm that it activates all the cooling in the known world on my pc. Runs as hot as Cyberpunk.
top right
2026 Lemans Sumulator
6:22 you are cheating man 900k cr, lvl 44
This one uses sandbox mode just to show other areas off. Proper playthrough is the next part.
Salem = Ford
Renault Cleo
Of you are going to play a car game you really need to brush up on your car name knowledge, was a little frustrating.
First!
if u can't make a video or can't play game y are u trying to
I think there’s a clue for you to find in the channel name.
One might very well say the same for writing the English language. Until we meet again!
@@colonelfailuredose anyone understand your language in real life u talking about my english language 1st work on your speaking skills . y r u going that far look at your intro and i can bet if u understand your language yourself ( hiigezzz weellcome bck ageen 😂)
@@jass55ssing please translate into English so we can all understand what you said.
@@afacelessname1378 dummy i am not saying he can't write i am saying he can't speak properly