As a veterinary assistant for almost 10 years, and a previous owner of both cats and dogs... I can attest to the legitimacy of everything said here. Man was this funny!!
I had to pay a lady, court ordered, $2,000 because my cat mauled her little Chihuahua mix or whatever it was. I came outside to my cat on top of her shed while she, in tears, swiped at with a rake cursing it. My cat, being the stud that he is, stayed just out of reach and playfully batted at the rake when it came near. I ask what the hell did she think she was doing to my cat. She looked at me and screamed "your cat killed my dog!" Im like wtf are you crazy? I thought she meant like a normal sized dog. So i was like yeah ok sure. As SOON as i said that i look up at the cat, and next to it i see this little ball of nappy fur and blood. I had to pay because she had the whole thing on a security camera. I have to admit it was hard to watch. She wanted it put down but i fought that and the judge denied her request. Basically it was just a cat doing what cats do. I kept the cat inside, much to its displeasure, because i didnt want her doing something to it. But then about a year later she moved and Tuna continued roaming the neighborhood. I felt genuinely bad for the lady for losing her dog but i also know that nature, even when it comes to neighborhood animals, is brutal. I fully expect Tuna not to return home one day. But for now he's still enjoying his street cred amongst his peers. Sorry so long.
Pound for pound, the house cat is the most vicious predator on the planet. Watching one toy with a crippled bird for nearly an hour will make you realize they're the best pet for humans. We're about the only other species that has such cruelty.
The video really had nothing to do with comparing men to cats, it was about vegans forcing their cats onto vegan diets. Possible but totally narcissistic, as many vegans. But what you said is kinda true, we can relate to carnivorous animals more because we're highly carnivorous by nature. But we also have a top down approach to resist that, cats really don't, they are killers 24/7.
My cat who just passed away a month ago at the age of 18 was a savage hunter, even into his super old age. I was once doing yardwork and I found a mass grave of 5 birds perfectly lined up all of them missing their heads. About 4 feet over was another grave, with 5 bird heads perfectly lined up in a row. He caught birds, mice, rats, gophers, possums, bats and snakes. Whenever we had our Christmas tree up he would bring the prey indoors and place it under the tree. He nearly mauled a toy Chihuahua to death and one time he caught a rooster bigger than he was from down the street, dragged it to my front door and ate the breast meat and left the rest on the doormat for me to discover when I walked home from school. My Australian shepherd learned how to slowly sneak up quietly on birds and catch them with her mouth from several years of observing him do it with ease. He was a predator..but was the biggest cuddle bug I have ever known. Would lay on top of me and purr til he drooled. I miss him so much. 😭
I’ve never understood why people think all cats have the same personality... I’ve had a number of cats in my time. Have two right now and they are polar opposites. One doesn’t like to be held, pet, picked up and spends a lot of time by himself whether inside or out. The other has never crossed the threshold to the outside world by choice, isn’t happy unless she’s lying on your lap getting a belly rub, loves to play fetch and catch and sleeps under the covers in bed at night. Just like there are all sorts of dogs there are all sorts of cats. Some totally Independent who just want to be fed and thats it - and others who are incredibly needy and affectionate.
No one thinks all cats are like that, he's simply referring to his own cats. My current cat is like yours, as well, but he does like to snuggle up often but spends most of his time outdoors hunting. What he said about their instincts was his point. That much is absolutely true about nearly every cat unless they're fat and lazy.
Or another saying is "Give a dog food, shelter, and attention and they will assume you're a god. Give a cat food, shelter, amd attention and they will assume they're a god."
I think that is Joe Rogan's funniest stand-up. Excellent video fellows. Since you do impressive music, I hope you would consider Freddie Mercury and Monistratt Caballe Barcelona. There's no one in the world that won't love one of those genres.
We created dogs tho. They would still be wolves if not for humans. I get ya tho, and agree. Nothing is better than a smart dog. I just wish they lived longer.
LoL! My last cat, a male, he was like a dog....could tell him what to do and not... as long as I was around. So so nice, but actually a bit boring. Just love cats independence.
Back in the day, Joe hosted a show. Others will remember the name, but the contestants had eat extremely gross things like raw testicles of some animal. Once it was pig uteruses. There’s no way I would’ve ever applied for it!
Cats are cool as fuck if you get the right ones lol Mine act like dogs almost, you can wake them up and pet them and they don't give a fuck they love it lol One did almost drop a painting on my head but we will say that was an accident lol
Recently watched your reaction video "Could the U.S. invade the UK?" Loved it! But a much more interesting video might have been, "Could the UK defeat California?" Are you laughing? Lol Come to find out California is slightly wealthier economically than the UK, and boasts some of the biggest and best military bases in the world! It's also 1.7 times larger than the UK and out populates the UK. That would an interesting video!
California has the US Navy and Marine Pacific Headquarters and there are so many different bases out here that it is probably the single most DEFENDED coast in the world including USN 🐬 yes Dolphins are trained and have an Entire unit that guards the California coast line only second to the US East Coast which has double the amount of everything on the west coast 🤣 because the East coast been waiting on the British to come back and try to take it since 1812😂
Sorry guys- Joe Rogan hit his peak as an "entertainer" hosting a game show with contestants dared to eat pig rectums. Its been nothing but downhill since.
@@Plague_Doc22 they aren't really punchlines, though... more like every story has a climax... Joe's climaxes are like punchlines. However, they are still observations he has made and than structured to be as funny as possible. If you don't differentiate I feel it's kind of a disservice and disrespect against the comedian. It's still equally as hard to create funny material. Period.
Joe Rogan tells jokes that take no thinking to laugh at. Not saying he isn't funny (I laughed several times during this video), but his style isn't the super clever material that some other comedians use.
Cats can definitely bring a lot of joy to life, like any pet the owners have responsibility to know how to care for a cat and raise them properly. I have had cats that are super affectionate and ones that are more independent, but they always bring joy and entertainment. Cat therapy (petting and lap sitting) is also very effective for those with anxiety .
Love Rogan podcast and standup. Side bit of info. Cats are the only domesticated animal you can raise from a baby and let them go and they can survive on their own. Dogs can if they have a pack but, cats turn back into murderers as soon as they get hungry.
You won't enter someone's house if they have a cat? why the hell not! Ok, now I'm triggered! funny thing though, in how many of us coddle and cater to little furry murderers.
It's hilarious because it's so true. I have dogs and cats. Cats are still predators. They seem only slightly domesticated. The world could go to shit and (Most) cats will live fine and dandy without humans. (most) dogs are a bit too dependant. They've been domesticated longer. Big dogs to me feel less like a pet and more like owning a large needy, active toddler that's gonna die before you do.
Just because they hunt that doesn't mean they aren't domesticated. Lol. Humans like to keep cats because they clear the neighborhood of rodents, we *want* cats to kill them so we never thought to breed that out of them.
This bit isn't about men being like cats its about how people try to feed cats a vegan diet and that's unhealthy because they are carnivores and need meat. Hunting is a natural instinct
@@bbadlar3 I dont want to seem like i'm just hating on him. He does well at other things he does such as the podcast and UFC but his comedy doesnt do anything for me. Especially since his peers from the Comedy Store do such a great job at comedy compared to him.
Joe Rogan is definitely observational comedy. Not surprisingly (look at his podcast) he relishes in evolutionary science and psychology. Very funny guy.
As a veterinary assistant for almost 10 years, and a previous owner of both cats and dogs... I can attest to the legitimacy of everything said here. Man was this funny!!
Joe Rogan's bit, "Breaking into the White House" is really funny.
Agreed that bit is hilarious
Absolutely should be their next Joe Rogan reaction.
The White House bit is funny as fuck lol
The Noah's ark is much funnier
The phrase you're looking for is "broad comedy". Casts a wider net
I had to pay a lady, court ordered, $2,000 because my cat mauled her little Chihuahua mix or whatever it was. I came outside to my cat on top of her shed while she, in tears, swiped at with a rake cursing it. My cat, being the stud that he is, stayed just out of reach and playfully batted at the rake when it came near. I ask what the hell did she think she was doing to my cat. She looked at me and screamed "your cat killed my dog!" Im like wtf are you crazy? I thought she meant like a normal sized dog. So i was like yeah ok sure. As SOON as i said that i look up at the cat, and next to it i see this little ball of nappy fur and blood. I had to pay because she had the whole thing on a security camera. I have to admit it was hard to watch. She wanted it put down but i fought that and the judge denied her request. Basically it was just a cat doing what cats do. I kept the cat inside, much to its displeasure, because i didnt want her doing something to it. But then about a year later she moved and Tuna continued roaming the neighborhood. I felt genuinely bad for the lady for losing her dog but i also know that nature, even when it comes to neighborhood animals, is brutal. I fully expect Tuna not to return home one day. But for now he's still enjoying his street cred amongst his peers. Sorry so long.
HAHHAH "TIME TO FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!"
hahahaha
Pound for pound, the house cat is the most vicious predator on the planet. Watching one toy with a crippled bird for nearly an hour will make you realize they're the best pet for humans. We're about the only other species that has such cruelty.
true, at least a dog will just get it done and bring the thing back to you with a smile lol
The video really had nothing to do with comparing men to cats, it was about vegans forcing their cats onto vegan diets. Possible but totally narcissistic, as many vegans.
But what you said is kinda true, we can relate to carnivorous animals more because we're highly carnivorous by nature. But we also have a top down approach to resist that, cats really don't, they are killers 24/7.
First time I saw this stand up, I lost it on his cat sounds 😂
My cat who just passed away a month ago at the age of 18 was a savage hunter, even into his super old age.
I was once doing yardwork and I found a mass grave of 5 birds perfectly lined up all of them missing their heads. About 4 feet over was another grave, with 5 bird heads perfectly lined up in a row.
He caught birds, mice, rats, gophers, possums, bats and snakes. Whenever we had our Christmas tree up he would bring the prey indoors and place it under the tree. He nearly mauled a toy Chihuahua to death and one time he caught a rooster bigger than he was from down the street, dragged it to my front door and ate the breast meat and left the rest on the doormat for me to discover when I walked home from school. My Australian shepherd learned how to slowly sneak up quietly on birds and catch them with her mouth from several years of observing him do it with ease.
He was a predator..but was the biggest cuddle bug I have ever known. Would lay on top of me and purr til he drooled.
I miss him so much. 😭
I'm sorry for your loss. I lost my Rottweiller an year ago. The pain never seems to go away does it?
Joe rogans best bit is "Devolution of stupid people" its an evergreen bit.
His bit on breaking in the white house is really good lol
I’ve never understood why people think all cats have the same personality...
I’ve had a number of cats in my time. Have two right now and they are polar opposites. One doesn’t like to be held, pet, picked up and spends a lot of time by himself whether inside or out. The other has never crossed the threshold to the outside world by choice, isn’t happy unless she’s lying on your lap getting a belly rub, loves to play fetch and catch and sleeps under the covers in bed at night.
Just like there are all sorts of dogs there are all sorts of cats. Some totally Independent who just want to be fed and thats it - and others who are incredibly needy and affectionate.
No one thinks all cats are like that, he's simply referring to his own cats. My current cat is like yours, as well, but he does like to snuggle up often but spends most of his time outdoors hunting.
What he said about their instincts was his point. That much is absolutely true about nearly every cat unless they're fat and lazy.
love u guys the old one is my favorite. he better eat his greens and react forever
Joe has that mass appeal ability. It's EXTREMELY OBSERVATIONAL!! Relatable as well and it's got a good bit of truth.!
I like the saying dogs think their humans are God and cats know better and that sums up how cats treat us versus dogs
"Dogs are for people who wish to be seen as gods. Cats are for people strong enough to have a god sit on their chest at 5am and demand a sacrifice."
Or another saying is
"Give a dog food, shelter, and attention and they will assume you're a god. Give a cat food, shelter, amd attention and they will assume they're a god."
Brilliant. His cat impression is spot on.
I think that is Joe Rogan's funniest stand-up. Excellent video fellows. Since you do impressive music, I hope you would consider Freddie Mercury and Monistratt Caballe Barcelona. There's no one in the world that won't love one of those genres.
Agree..so beautiful!
That's part of why cats are cool.
There's definitely pros and cons of cats and dogs
thats the thing like, when what you want from a pet is what cats do, you like cats!
Make office react extreme metal, it'll be awesome
Can you guys react to Joe Vincent’s Windy City Assassin video??
We need a reaction to Pete & Bas plugged in. Need to see what you guys think of 2 old UK blokes who are decent 🇬🇧🔥
You should do one from Shiny Happy Jihad. It's all audio but I think that there are a few bits that he did live.
Cats are evil and awesome!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FINALLY SOME JOE ROGAN!
Yall have to check out Joe's stand ups on Bruce Jenner, Texas and Breaking Into the White House!
I haven't seen much Rogan clips but this was funny. I own dogs and he nailed their behavior.
My pair of cats do the same LMAO
Anyone forget joe is a comedian... then remember why
Nothing against cats, but nothing loves you as unconditionally as a dog. We humans are not worthy of how awesome dogs are.
Oh shut up with that Dog Worship shit. It's creepy.
We created dogs tho. They would still be wolves if not for humans. I get ya tho, and agree.
Nothing is better than a smart dog. I just wish they lived longer.
Not worship asshat appreciation, big difference...
Calling dog love "Unconditional" is as pathetic as calling a slave submitting to their masters as 'love'. It just isn't
@@trini2DBone134 how? Beaten dogs are still loyal to shity masters. It's as unconditional as you can get.
LoL!
My last cat, a male, he was like a dog....could tell him what to do and not...
as long as I was around.
So so nice, but actually a bit boring.
Just love cats independence.
Didn't know Joe Rogan could b funny, thought he was just the ufc guy
His stand-up is actually pretty decent. And his podcast is really entertaining.
@@IrishBiteGirl i laughed a few times, might check out more of his comedy, I don't listen to podcasts though
He was a stand up before anything
@@puebloking8280 didn't know that
Lamb rogan josh is real good. When I was a kid it was lamb josh groban
I'm not a huge fan of Joes stand-up, but he's definitely gotten better over the years. His Noah's Ark bit is great.
PLEASE DO ANY OF THE WENDELL SKITS FROM KEY AND PEELE
My can skinned a mouse alive and brought it home still alive trying to give it to me as I screamed and cried....
Yeah you have a cat that has the same instinct of an apex predator. It just that is so small lol 😆
Growing up, my cat left our dead hamster on my pillow as I was sleeping. It's their way of showing affection.
Back in the day, Joe hosted a show. Others will remember the name, but the contestants had eat extremely gross things like raw testicles of some animal. Once it was pig uteruses. There’s no way I would’ve ever applied for it!
Fear Factor
Gotta watch his stand-up on a woman guarding the white house
Cats are cool as fuck if you get the right ones lol
Mine act like dogs almost, you can wake them up and pet them and they don't give a fuck they love it lol
One did almost drop a painting on my head but we will say that was an accident lol
You've never had a dog, bro? I think you're missing out on a vital part of humanity, as weird as that sounds.
I understand it. Since leaving the farm, it feels like I'm missing or forgetting something. Oh yeah, no farm dogs to greet me when I get home.
This bit had nothing to do with how men are like cats. Netflix got the wrong title. It's about vegans forcing their cats to be vegans.
Check out Joe Rogan meets Roe Jogan. Funny shit!
React to some trashtalk from fighters! Ali Mcgregor diaz brothers etc there is so much fun shit out there
Recently watched your reaction video "Could the U.S. invade the UK?" Loved it! But a much more interesting video might have been, "Could the UK defeat California?" Are you laughing? Lol Come to find out California is slightly wealthier economically than the UK, and boasts some of the biggest and best military bases in the world! It's also 1.7 times larger than the UK and out populates the UK. That would an interesting video!
California has the US Navy and Marine Pacific Headquarters and there are so many different bases out here that it is probably the single most DEFENDED coast in the world including USN 🐬 yes Dolphins are trained and have an Entire unit that guards the California coast line only second to the US East Coast which has double the amount of everything on the west coast 🤣 because the East coast been waiting on the British to come back and try to take it since 1812😂
I seem to have to re-sub every now 'n then...
Sorry guys- Joe Rogan hit his peak as an "entertainer" hosting a game show with contestants dared to eat pig rectums. Its been nothing but downhill since.
bruh this made me LOL prty hard stop hating
Cats are awesome it's just dogs are even more awesome. Love em both.
"If I kicked the puppy it be in the next town mate, 40 years of Sunday league bruv"
-Office Bloke Daz
I believe that's called a link tree Dave.
i just found out my brother is daz' nephew, small world lmao
got me chili and chips. lemondae its a good day
MORE ROGAN!!
Check out Joe Rogan meets Roe Jogan
No!!!!!!!!
react to “if refs played fantasy football”
it’s a really funny one!
Joe doesn't so much as tell jokes as he does describe funny situations or observations.
It's called an observational comedian. Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle..all observational comedy
Clearly he's making jokes out of the observations.
Nobody does knock knock jokes as an adult.
@@OGS2099 really? I didn't realize they had a title for it.
@@blacknap0le0n56 Observational comedy is the best comedy
@@Plague_Doc22 they aren't really punchlines, though... more like every story has a climax... Joe's climaxes are like punchlines. However, they are still observations he has made and than structured to be as funny as possible. If you don't differentiate I feel it's kind of a disservice and disrespect against the comedian. It's still equally as hard to create funny material. Period.
I might be missing his name but the guy on the right is his name Daz? And does he dislike Dave? It really seems that way
My Immortal by evanescence itll get u its really good. but its a mood song but i would walk miles to watch u react to it.
My animal loves me
Really? Open the door
I would love it if you guys watched some more Rogan
react to scott sterling!
Joe Rogan tells jokes that take no thinking to laugh at. Not saying he isn't funny (I laughed several times during this video), but his style isn't the super clever material that some other comedians use.
That is because he isn't intellectually gifted at all.
I love cats !! People who hate them are creepy !.
Cats can definitely bring a lot of joy to life, like any pet the owners have responsibility to know how to care for a cat and raise them properly. I have had cats that are super affectionate and ones that are more independent, but they always bring joy and entertainment. Cat therapy (petting and lap sitting) is also very effective for those with anxiety .
4:08 Unless he's gay.
Love Rogan podcast and standup. Side bit of info. Cats are the only domesticated animal you can raise from a baby and let them go and they can survive on their own. Dogs can if they have a pack but, cats turn back into murderers as soon as they get hungry.
Pls react KBB21 LOOPSTATION WILDCARD WINNER
You should watch some different bits of his, that wasn’t the best one
You won't enter someone's house if they have a cat? why the hell not! Ok, now I'm triggered!
funny thing though, in how many of us coddle and cater to little furry murderers.
Gotta react to Joey Diaz story of the one legged woman!!
It's hilarious because it's so true. I have dogs and cats. Cats are still predators. They seem only slightly domesticated. The world could go to shit and (Most) cats will live fine and dandy without humans. (most) dogs are a bit too dependant. They've been domesticated longer.
Big dogs to me feel less like a pet and more like owning a large needy, active toddler that's gonna die before you do.
Check out the article: "Cats are an extreme outlier among domestic animals"
Just because they hunt that doesn't mean they aren't domesticated. Lol. Humans like to keep cats because they clear the neighborhood of rodents, we *want* cats to kill them so we never thought to breed that out of them.
This bit isn't about men being like cats its about how people try to feed cats a vegan diet and that's unhealthy because they are carnivores and need meat. Hunting is a natural instinct
Has awful personal views, is really fucking funny, I wonder if you can donate to any of his shows?
I found this extra funny cause I got three cats
I'm definitely not a dog person but I like puppies too. For cats, I only like girls, their attitude is more gentle usually.
Still to this day I don't find Joe Rogan funny.
I agree. I've boiled it down to it's just not my humor apparently, because I get ripped when I comment that he isn't funny.
@@bbadlar3 I dont want to seem like i'm just hating on him. He does well at other things he does such as the podcast and UFC but his comedy doesnt do anything for me. Especially since his peers from the Comedy Store do such a great job at comedy compared to him.
He’s a good comedian tbf. Hard worker but a broad comedian as someone said. Tells a funny story. Hard to do. 👍🏻
He's a filler act, if anything before the actual, funny comedian goes on stage.
joe rogan need to stick to podcasting
Joe is one of the worst comedians ever. I dont even consider him a comedian.
Joe Rogan is definitely observational comedy. Not surprisingly (look at his podcast) he relishes in evolutionary science and psychology. Very funny guy.
He literally stole that joke....
Bro there’s a clip of him working out that bit when it was rough in like 2014
joes not that funny. just listen to his podcast. its great
Rogan is becoming woke and BS. Spotify is dictating what he can do on his podcast. He's leaking soy...
How is this funny.. I don't get it. call me a hater. wow.