This Is Painful: Colleen Apology

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  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 Рік тому +543

    The fact that all my favorite UA-camrs are covering this is a double edged sword. Their reactions are priceless but I have to put myself through the song every time

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 Рік тому +81

      It’s been stuck in my head for days😂
      TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN
      NEXT STOP MANIPULATION STATION

    • @Tracylyn42
      @Tracylyn42 Рік тому +28

      Omg I know right. I am watching all the reactions but every time I hear the song the implication of it just gets worse to me.

    • @cakiecup
      @cakiecup Рік тому +42

      And every listen doesn’t get better. As soon as she says ALL ABOARD I wanna die lmao

    • @r.p.schlett8397
      @r.p.schlett8397 Рік тому +6

      I legit want to know what the appeal was of this woman/character. Like, seriously, who liked her stuff? I never got her appeal. I stuck to Smosh, Markiplier and the Try Guys, and was perfectly fine not wanting to know who or what she was.

    • @odditynix
      @odditynix Рік тому +3

      I get that. I swear every youtuber I’ve ever watched is reacting to this, it’s been terrible but great

  • @wrenwry
    @wrenwry Рік тому +521

    The Narcissist’s Prayer:
    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, you deserved it.

    • @justme72728
      @justme72728 Рік тому +89

      And if you did, I am the victim and you should apologize to me

    • @Mrempoleon100
      @Mrempoleon100 Рік тому +39

      You can add:
      yes i made mistakes, but there are other people that mess up worst than me.

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 Рік тому +21

      Also "how dare you all believe the victims, feel sympathy for me because you're destroying my career, that's not something I did myself no you all are doing that"

    • @billie3054
      @billie3054 Рік тому +1

      but whatta about the emails? whatta bout the laptop! ?!

    • @danieluhl1569
      @danieluhl1569 Рік тому +6

      And if you did, I hope you had some fun.

  • @leviettri3576
    @leviettri3576 Рік тому +578

    I love how the lyrics of this statement/confession is enough evidence for who she is as a person

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak Рік тому +1

      Yea all the "misinformation" are actual messages from her to minors and real video footage of herself being inappropriate but noooo that's ✨ Misinformation ✨

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Рік тому +33

      The outro is so venomous and damning. How could she think that was the moooooove

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 Рік тому

      Right? Bitch just looks crazy you can see it in the eyes. Type of girl that would poke holes in your condoms so they can stay with you for forever and ever

    • @madrasaseries
      @madrasaseries Рік тому

      colleen is a queen

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle Рік тому +5

      Ppl need to stop calling it an apology

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 Рік тому +285

    We all heard Shane Dawson saying he loves Colleen because the moment he sees her, she's like, "WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S THE TEA WHO DO WE HATE???"
    So the irony of her calling evidence backed facts toxic gossip and acting like everyone else is deplorable for that same behaviour is peak trash hypocrisy.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Рік тому +23

      Seems like she's assuming everyone else is like her and enjoys this shit.

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus Рік тому +16

      Like Shane (And The Logans) her entire family is like this. But I still can't tell if she doesn't understand or just enjoys hurting people. Probably all of the above.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy Рік тому

      anyone Shane Dawson likes can be immediately painted with suspicion, feels like it's only a matter of time before we get an Epstein Island of UA-cam

  • @sybill123ful
    @sybill123ful Рік тому +324

    i said it before and i’ll say it again, colleen took the barbra streisand route and exposed herself even more without thinking twice. She made herself look guilty asf to people that don’t even know who miranda sings is. she dug her grave, and is mad we’re laughing at her for doing so 😂

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Рік тому +21

      Adam personally just wanted a public and private apology and none of this would have been as severe for her, I'll never not chime in widdit... we are willing to forgive if someone is willing to be humble..

    • @sybill123ful
      @sybill123ful Рік тому +13

      @@nailinthefashion you said it perfectly. literally all she had to do was talk to adam, someone that she’s talked to for years before privately. but now that the conversation is about an apology, she suddenly realizes it’s “weird to talk to fans”

    • @IDrinkWeed
      @IDrinkWeed Рік тому

      I’m confused, who is Barbra Streisand and what did she do?

    • @mercyfulfate666
      @mercyfulfate666 Рік тому +1

      ​@@IDrinkWeedis a famous singer and actress. I don't know what she did tho.

    • @penmasterjnd
      @penmasterjnd Рік тому +2

      @@IDrinkWeed 2 weeks late, but basically a photo was made public that happened to have Streisand's house in it. She tried to hide it, but in doing so made more people aware of the photo and its contents. The effect is now known as the Streisand effect.

  • @0FreakShow0
    @0FreakShow0 Рік тому +247

    Her cold angry eyes speak to her personality and mental state. Shes admitted to having a lot of rage whitch you can see in her eyes, and you can see the contempt on her face. She's malicious.

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 Рік тому +46

      She's losing money so it involves her, now. Or at least that's the math she is doing. Up until it hit her wallet it wasn't real. Now she's furious.
      I genuinely pity the people living with her. An embarrassed narcissist that isn't getting their way is one of the most miserable creatures on God's green Earth.

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 Рік тому +7

      @@jinxed402 Yes and no. She's still touring.

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 Рік тому +10

      @@hagelslag9312 In that case, her poor roadies.

    • @xxspencilxx
      @xxspencilxx Рік тому +1

      So that's what up with her eyes! you put words to it,
      I felt unsettled by them and saw others mentioning the same. Im not very good at reading facial expressions, i thought it was just me n folks nit-picking. Gosh, thats so creepy😖

    • @0FreakShow0
      @0FreakShow0 11 місяців тому +1

      @cyracryra6516 no she's got psychosis eyes to me. If I ever saw a friend looking like that I'd be looking up psych wards.

  • @unearthlyFromage
    @unearthlyFromage Рік тому +124

    For everyone confused about the baby crying, he was playing that audio off-screen to make a joke on how this entire video is her just crying and wailing about her own mistakes and how she sounds like an annoying baby going "waaah feel sorry for me help me".

  • @adelcipher5617
    @adelcipher5617 Рік тому +206

    The fact that Pig managed to get through more than those first 30 seconds is incredible....this has to be THE WORST apology ever made

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 Рік тому

      That's really disrespectful to pigs, you know. They don't even groom themselves. Colleen is more like my dead letter bin; full of crap.

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 Рік тому +143

    I've seen this "apology" 4 times now, and I swear she never actually apologizes for anything. At one point she even says that refuses to apologize because then she would be admitting to lies, but *never says what the lies are*. Like... why not just say you're sorry for the specific things that you recognize as mistakes? Why would you even call it an apology video if you never apologize? The worst thing about this is that even if she really wasn't grooming kids, if she put this video out as it is, everyone would still think she was lying.
    At least this will be memorable because that song is an ironic banger LMAO.

    • @jennatavares4695
      @jennatavares4695 Рік тому +13

      I've probably seen it 10 times. Every time I'm just as baffled

    • @your.mom.stup3d
      @your.mom.stup3d Рік тому

      Exactly, she doesn't even apologize for anything

    • @arekushisu100
      @arekushisu100 9 місяців тому

      I think we should retire the term "apology" in favor of "response", since that's all it is, especially when they don't even say sorry.

  • @Propanus
    @Propanus Рік тому +134

    I thought the interpretive dance girl was the worst apology, but this is some brand new shit we aint never seen before.

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara Рік тому +26

      I'm actually scared to see what's the next stage for worse influencer's apology is.

    • @wonderlucky1912
      @wonderlucky1912 Рік тому +20

      @@mahogara​​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ I am scared too.We have interpretive dancing and now we have a ukulele song/musical number. I am now expecting for the next apology-a whole musical number on stage with a live band and or a orchestra.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection Рік тому +6

      God, I had put that out of my mind. Dancing to deny SA I stg

    • @ConcernedCoffee
      @ConcernedCoffee Рік тому +4

      Yeah i didn't think it could get worse but man did she prove that people can just get lower and lower and lower.

    • @Emma-ei2zk
      @Emma-ei2zk Рік тому +3

      ​@@mahogarawere gonna get a whole ass Broadway musical next

  • @khalastrom1067
    @khalastrom1067 Рік тому +54

    Literall screenshots of her asking minors what their favorite sex position is,
    Her: The TOxIc GoSsIP TrAAaAaIiIINNn

  • @customarymagic
    @customarymagic Рік тому +88

    She's so angry at everyone for calling her out and she's doing a terrible job of hiding it

  • @Vampxiii_
    @Vampxiii_ Рік тому +102

    For anyone who doesn’t know what she did or wants details. She was talking about her ex husbands dick size with minor fans, asking a 13 year old his fav sex position for a q&a video he was making. Asked him if he was a virgin, asked him and (I guess she said this next part as a joke but joke or not. It’s not okay) she asked for ass pics. Because the kid said his ass looked good. She left the same kid in an unknown city after she asked him to come see her before one of her shows but freaked out when she heard him tell her that he had his parents with him. Which he was like 15 at the time, so idk what she expected. But anyways yeah. She left him and made him feel bad after she learned about his parents coming with him. She also sent her ‘unused’ Lingerie set. After he joined a live and said he said she had awful taste in the clothes and she was like “omg I wanna send you this” and ASKED if he wanted. Which even if he did which I don’t believe he did, she’s the adult. She knows better. She also talked shit on fans with other fans, shared only fans of another UA-camr (Trisha paytas (however you spell it)) with the same minor boy. She also asked people about when they got their first periods (they were also minors) and then shared videos of inserting a tampon into her mouth and sent it. And the other stuff you heard about in the stream. Anyways yes this is all true as there’s so much screenshots evidence and videos from multiple people. Etc.

    • @parkerisles7256
      @parkerisles7256 Рік тому +27

      I think it’s pertinent to add that she gave her creepy ex husband, brother, and male best friend access to her minor fan base where they also behaved predatorily.

    • @notworethite4835
      @notworethite4835 Рік тому +1

      The cheese balls video 😤😕

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou Рік тому +177

    It's unbelievable how she managed to create a worse "apology" than I ever could have envisioned. She would look insane if she was 100% innocent and made this, but when she's guilty with piles of evidence to back it up? A genuinely scary person who is legitimately convinced everyone is in the wrong except her.

    • @CorruptSans6
      @CorruptSans6 Місяць тому

      Yeah she created a more shitty apology than Sienna Mae which I thought was impossible.

  • @Vernydog92
    @Vernydog92 Рік тому +52

    The crying baby was EASIER to listen to than Colleen's singing, so thank you for that.

  • @KingNexusMOCs
    @KingNexusMOCs Рік тому +44

    "I don't even normally do this shit!"
    There's *A LOT* of people who took a break from their regular content to call this woman out.
    That's how you know how bad this situation is.

  • @djtheturtle1399
    @djtheturtle1399 Рік тому +56

    I just realized something. The only times she actually goes into what happened is when she's not actually singing but she's still misrepresenting/downplaying what happened.

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro Рік тому +94

    I hate how people use death threats to justify or minimize shit. Also Adam one of her victims has been harassed and treated so poorly by Colleen fans he has had to make NUMEROUS police reports... So her moaning about threats when she hasn't had to go to the police is laughable.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber Рік тому +11

      And she calls that Adam having fun... Having to relive his trauma and be no stop harassed for three years... She calls fun.

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. Рік тому +6

      yeah and to make it worse, at the time of these threats ADAM WAS A MINOR. He only now turned 20 so three years ago he was just 17. A child. She stoked the fire and weaponized her fanbase against a CHILD. She was 33 at the time, and already famous while Adam is a regular person. She had all the power in that situation.

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 Рік тому +39

    Miranda: Im PG-13, not for kids
    Miranda: Creates a Nick Jr song😂

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Рік тому

      Yet she's on the UA-cam kids app and numerous thumbnails are of her spreading her very young nephews legs wide open.

    • @genbunin5376
      @genbunin5376 Рік тому

      I’m surprised she didn’t call this pile of shit “Toxic Gossip Choo-Choo Twain”. 😂😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🫠🫠🫠🫠🤡🤡🤡🤡🫨🫨🫨 @moxiemaxie3543

  • @djtheturtle1399
    @djtheturtle1399 Рік тому +37

    I think her real gripe is that she thought she got away with all this with her previous video addressing the leaks so now she feels like a victim. In my opinion she should just voluntarily leave the internet, she's proven herself to be weird around minors and that's just not good

  • @Ampharos_Nation
    @Ampharos_Nation Рік тому +25

    "🎸🎵🎵 pls guys don't hold me accountable for my actions"

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy Рік тому +12

    The best part is how she looks at the camera with this accusatory stare like "Oh you're the ones who should be held accountable for calling me out on my behavior."

  • @amoodyfrog
    @amoodyfrog Рік тому +21

    The bird vibing on the chair 😅

  • @jinxed402
    @jinxed402 Рік тому +26

    She really sang sorry, not sorry.

  • @Onyxxu20
    @Onyxxu20 Рік тому +18

    Someone pointed out the reason she probably did the music, aside from being a manipulative move, is to make sure people can't chop it up out of sequence because it would sound off immediately
    However, this woman addressed the situation with one of her victims 3 years ago and did exactly that. Cut out context and tried to make herself look as good as possible.

  • @xofrnkk9209
    @xofrnkk9209 Рік тому +21

    its crazy this is her response to being exposed as a groomer with TONS of evidence to back it up.

  • @FrumiousMing8
    @FrumiousMing8 Рік тому +26

    She really didn't think this through. She says she made mistakes but then says she's not going to say sorry because then she would be admitting to lies. Which is which Colleen? There are things you did that hurt children and there's video and verifiable screenshots which is proof of what you did. So you can't say it's a lie. How are we supposed to know what other things are part of the "toxic gossip train" and which are true if you don't tell your side of the story?
    It's insane the amount times she talks (sings) in circles here.

    • @bellaolssons
      @bellaolssons Рік тому +6

      Her: "yes i messaged fans"
      5 seconds later: "its AAAALL lies"
      ????

    • @FrumiousMing8
      @FrumiousMing8 Рік тому +3

      @@bellaolssons Exactly!!!

  • @deadsoon
    @deadsoon Рік тому +28

    Isn't hurting animals as a child, anger issues, impulsivity and callousness early signs of sociopathy? When she told that story of the dog they had to put down because she hurt it and it bit her in response left me seriously considering that possibility. She even laughed about it. With that context her behavior makes much more sense.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Рік тому +2

      she got a couple of screws loose for sure no doubt about that. Now which screws would be up to a mental health professional to identify.

    • @Moonless87
      @Moonless87 11 місяців тому

      I tried to comment about this but youtube absolutely doesn't want people to have any discussion here because they removed My comment even after I c€nsored it! I didn't say anything offensive at all.....this isn't the only time that UA-cam have autoremoved a comment even when there's nothing wrong with the comment....does anyone know what the b@nned words are? UA-cam is getting more ridiculous every day 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @beatriceorsi5239
    @beatriceorsi5239 Рік тому +47

    Just imagine if the genders were reversed. JUST IMAGINE

    • @commonnobodylulublue790
      @commonnobodylulublue790 Рік тому +15

      The reaction would be the exact same , this isn’t a case of selective outrage as this has been a topic of discussion for weeks now and a lot of people are in fact outraged by the situation and response. But obviously given that this person has a HUGE platform they are still going to have supporters but that isn’t a response distinctive by gender.

    • @tims5978
      @tims5978 Рік тому +2

      @@commonnobodylulublue790 idk about that, I watched the h3h3 podcast and their opinion was that she was just mentally stunted and not exetremely creepy. maybe their opinion changed with this response from Colleen.

    • @parkerisles7256
      @parkerisles7256 Рік тому +3

      We don’t have to because her ex husband, her male best friend, and brother behaved in a similar predatory/grooming fashion as her with her fans.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Рік тому +5

      @@parkerisles7256Yeah, there may be selective outrage on behalf of the public…but as far as the law goes, groomers and molesters of all genders largely get away with it or really short sentences if by some miracle they don’t.

    • @NR-wg4cf
      @NR-wg4cf Рік тому

      Folks telling us to reverse the gender are telling on themselves.

  • @hallowvenixya9215
    @hallowvenixya9215 Рік тому +13

    14:21 Inaccurate. Babies at least tend to cry for a reason.

  • @Redandblue11
    @Redandblue11 Рік тому +17

    Distributing potn to minors, pretty sure that's an arrestable offense!!!

    • @TheKnallkorper
      @TheKnallkorper Рік тому +8

      The fact that she just uses that word for her child audience in live shows like it’s plain vocabulary is enough

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou Рік тому +21

    At least we got some good birb content out of that eardrum rupture! Also I love that he started the crying baby joke and then actually got worried when the chat went along lol

  • @JadedJoyboy_116
    @JadedJoyboy_116 Рік тому +39

    It’s always a treat seeing you lose your sanity so quickly 😂

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 Рік тому +2

      Gabby Hanna’s situation was scary and confusing, and not really funny, just very concerning.
      But this one, this one is ALL comedy, I wouldn’t usually say that because she HAS affected her victims, but I think this is just a little taste of justice for them to watch her essentially burn herself down unwillingly. Sure it’s not enough for justice for them, but it’s a really good start 😭
      See also: Stephen Crowder 😂

  • @bleh553
    @bleh553 Рік тому +10

    I love how he guessed it perfectly 💀💀

  • @Jenn-ie5vf
    @Jenn-ie5vf Рік тому +7

    Yes I talked to minors, yes I trauma dumped on the minors, yes I sent minors undies, asked for ass picks and embarrassed fans on stage but it's all drama y'all

  • @nekomann
    @nekomann Рік тому +3

    "Leaning into the parasocial..." I've been waiting for someone to say that very line. That's exactly what this is!

  • @cakiecup
    @cakiecup Рік тому +7

    I love how you increasingly get more and more fed up 😂 also the baby crying sound was literally *perfect* I cannot tell the difference

  • @SarcasticSean
    @SarcasticSean Рік тому +4

    Love how all the information is being dumped on him all at once. I'd go crazy. Shout out to his chat. they did a great job.

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 Рік тому +4

    It really gives the interpretative dance apology video a run for its money

  • @SuperLasisi
    @SuperLasisi Рік тому +7

    WTF IS THAT BABY CRYING OMG

  • @bkk1996
    @bkk1996 Рік тому +5

    If Ego and Narcissism made an "apology" video

  • @janehoe.
    @janehoe. Рік тому +6

    Pig you missed the besy part when you skipped to see if she keeps going. She fakes out as of she's going to turn the camera off

  • @syeulea
    @syeulea Рік тому +6

    THE BABY CRYING LMFAOOO

  • @elithornton5217
    @elithornton5217 Рік тому +7

    you know it's sad when you honestly think that Logan Paul's apology was more genuine than whatever...this was
    btw: This "apology" has 6 VERSES.

  • @funkyfresh2053
    @funkyfresh2053 Рік тому +6

    It's funnier everytime i see someone new react to this absolute banger lmao

  • @taer7097
    @taer7097 Рік тому +3

    For a second I was like wait when did pig have a young baby? 😂

  • @darkljs
    @darkljs Рік тому +6

    I hate how catchy the chorus is...

  • @LightningStrikes2345
    @LightningStrikes2345 Рік тому +3

    She single Handley brought the apology video cliché bar so low it’s now subatomic

  • @maddiejennett3744
    @maddiejennett3744 Рік тому +2

    Thank you Pig for uploading this, I tried to watch her apology video on my own and got 30 seconds in before the cringe was just too much.

  • @ryanzone3126
    @ryanzone3126 Рік тому +2

    "Is it grooming?" Seriously nail on the head and the ukulele actually makes it really weird and creepy when it is about her interactions with kids.

  • @jessicarodriguez-aquino9994
    @jessicarodriguez-aquino9994 Рік тому +5

    I just watched the video that SWOOP made on her. Something is very wrong with this chick.

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. Рік тому +3

    Now idk about other people but I wouldn't classify "sending a minor lace lignere" a mistake...it's not like a spur-of-the-moment curse or phrase. It involves certain steps. Like packing the thing, adressing the package, calling a courier and posting parcel There's PLENTY of time in-between those actions to step back and reconsider. Like idk when you're waiting for the courier to arrive.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому

      Iirc one literally told her smthn like "I would but PLEASE DONT SEND BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL GET MAD" and she sent it and parents DID get mad

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому

      No hate on drug users LMFAO I am one tbh but I genuinely do. not. Fathom how she could do that sober and in stable mind???
      Unless she has a SERIOUS illness that makes her not realize reality.....but even then theres a lot of people with mental issues that DONT SEND PANTIES TO CHILDREN 😭

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому

      AND SHE HAD A DUDE NEXT TO HER ASS AND AN ENTIRE LIVESTREAM OF PEOPLE ENCOURAGING IT (at least the majority were and i understand it's hard to say smthn if it seems like the rest of people are just having fun,)

  • @TheNewPrometheus
    @TheNewPrometheus Рік тому +3

    i had no idea who this was until Olivias powerpoint on H3 and i knew she was wrong at that point then this. this is like the third or fourth time ive watched this via other creators at this point and this cringe frustrates me and grates at me more and more every time.

  • @kittystetson6737
    @kittystetson6737 Рік тому +7

    Love your takes but HOLY SHIT the crying baby noise made me almost exit the video my dude

  • @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx
    @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx Рік тому +1

    That one comment “this is the reason I’m glad hell exist.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Shadowstar_Art
    @Shadowstar_Art Рік тому +3

    if you want to get the full scope of what she did, SWOOP made an very in-depth video on the matter

  • @starranderson5
    @starranderson5 Рік тому +2

    3:32 - 3:39 here we go!! A SMARTASSS 🫠

  • @ScootsLounge
    @ScootsLounge Рік тому +2

    This is the third reaction to this video I've seen, and let me tell you it does NOT get easier on rewatches.

  • @reesee7363
    @reesee7363 Рік тому

    im glad i found ur channel, been watching for 1-2 years

  • @kayladavis72
    @kayladavis72 Рік тому +1

    her beat made me want to sing the duck song but then she had to start singing about trains🙄😃

  • @Anon12077
    @Anon12077 Рік тому +1

    The baby sound effects are genuinely stress-inducing dude stop 😂😂 (but also luv ya!)

  • @hankkingsley2792
    @hankkingsley2792 4 місяці тому

    Sweet Dee's monologue after the "Baby Boy" song in Charlie's play.

  • @karnagekarnival5127
    @karnagekarnival5127 Рік тому +1

    She should have just sang the Sex Offender Shuffle and saved herself the time it took to write this shit 🤣

  • @catinthekitchen1
    @catinthekitchen1 11 місяців тому +1

    I was just thinking about something weird. I've worked with children and I've always been asked to share my empty transcript of criminal record so they can check there is nothing, especially including children. How about they started asking that from everyone who is in any way involved with minors? Just a crazy thought

  • @Therabidtrashpanda
    @Therabidtrashpanda Рік тому +1

    When even the bird is like "wtf does she think she is doing rn?" 🤣

  • @parakeetinmyhat
    @parakeetinmyhat Рік тому +1

    She reminds me of Jan Levinson from the Office when she was singing at her baby shower lmao

  • @tims5978
    @tims5978 Рік тому +2

    idk if its the lighting but her eyes look actually terrifying

  • @r.p.schlett8397
    @r.p.schlett8397 Рік тому

    Also, thank you for bringing to my attention the fact that she’s talking through most of her “song”

  • @Attabasca
    @Attabasca Рік тому +2

    I laughed at the beginning with the baby joke and then it kept going...and I had to stop the video.

  • @tinyspoof6505
    @tinyspoof6505 Рік тому +11

    I don't understand how the bit she did at her live performance (bringing up young boys to put their hands in her pants, spreading fans' legs) is making everyone upset, but none of the audience were upset in the moment when they saw it on stage. They were laughing.

    • @TheKnallkorper
      @TheKnallkorper Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @0FreakShow0
      @0FreakShow0 Рік тому +6

      ​@TheKnallkorper she also toured with that same skit for literally years! So it's happened hundreds of times

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Рік тому +6

      The children laughing? Children laugh at dangling keys. And people did very much get mad at her for that.

    • @tinyspoof6505
      @tinyspoof6505 Рік тому +5

      @@ember9361 and parents laughing. None of the parents seemed to have a problem with it. I don't think she would keep doing the same skit for YEARS if the parents did have a problem with it.

    • @natalie-1592
      @natalie-1592 Рік тому +4

      The audience were presumably full of children who didn’t know better, who couldn’t see it as inappropriate because it’s their favourite youtuber so they idolised her, perhaps it’s nervous/uncomfortable laughter, but also hindsight is important

  • @fedos
    @fedos Рік тому +1

    Narrator: The song went for 10 minutes.

  • @Ichneumonxx
    @Ichneumonxx Рік тому +1

    I can't wait for this to be put into evidence on her obviously upcoming civil case... I would sue her for damages just on the basis of creating this atrocity.

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal Рік тому

    Does anybody know what her song is plagiarized from? It sounds familiar and I remember the original being good.

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian Рік тому

    *starts strumming ukulele* Oh gawwwwwd!

  • @Caro.tito23
    @Caro.tito23 Рік тому +2

    Ik It’s bad but this shit catchy asf😭

    • @ouioui123.14
      @ouioui123.14 Рік тому

      I have it on my spotify playlist lmaoo😭😭

  • @skunkgirl456
    @skunkgirl456 Рік тому +1

    This situation is so... weird. like why did she think any of this is okay? like even if she didn't do anything bad who apologizes by song? (im also a blank slate I have no clue what she did but something told me she did something pretty bad since this is barely a apology)

  • @HighOnCaffine9623
    @HighOnCaffine9623 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know who she was until I saw that picture of her with messy red lipstick on lol.

  • @GhostRat__
    @GhostRat__ Рік тому

    I keep going to UA-camr to UA-camr just to listen to this Jam

  • @Alex-vx1ty
    @Alex-vx1ty Рік тому +2

    The fastest way to make me think you are a P3do is for you to write a song telling me you're not a P3do.

  • @hayden6646
    @hayden6646 Рік тому +3

    this is marceline's weirdest arc

  • @matthewharris7640
    @matthewharris7640 Рік тому

    This song is the musical version of crazy eyes

  • @titaniumcranium3755
    @titaniumcranium3755 Рік тому +3

    This isn't even an apology. And the fart joke isn't even the point of the joke that we're upset about, it's the fact that you spread a 14-16 year old girls legs in front of a crowd of people which caused the same little girl to get ogled at and cat called by creepy older men who could be her father's age while she walks back to her car.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому +1

      That moment for me was satisfying and let me explain lol
      it's cause at that moment I realized ANYONE who watches this, Even ones who don't know what's happening, will automatically realize she is bullshitting.
      No ones gonna get mad at a "Fart Joke" and her saying that as her only admittance is gonna prove to everyone she's lying if it didn't before

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 Рік тому +1

      I didn't know about the girl being basically harassed by adults on the way to the car...that made me sad af I hope it's just a rumor but it seems likely
      Another thing that makes me sad is the boy she brought on stage, shit I'm about to cry SAYING IT, the kid she made kiss her cheek and put her hands in her pants to EAT POPCORN
      This kid is STARSTRUCK and IN LOVE and he says he "loves her so much he can't even explain"....
      And I believe that poor kid, I cannot imagine his feelings FOR AN ADULT THAT HE SHOULD BE FEELING FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE..
      And to make his love last long she tells him (in character as Miranda btw) "how old are you? Oh 9??". And then walks away dramatically joking she didnt know
      THEN SAYS
      "you're too young I'm sorry...let's wait a couple years"
      To make him have hope they'll date later
      That kid was funny tbh his accent was great but the situation is the saddest shid I've seen in awhile

  • @ChripPart
    @ChripPart Рік тому

    i actually felt like ripping my hair out while listening to that "Apoplogy"

  • @tawnyew
    @tawnyew Рік тому

    I'm excited af rn I can't even

  • @TheMadsC
    @TheMadsC Рік тому

    12:52
    Viewers: "Rats! Rats! We're the rats!"

  • @averya9802
    @averya9802 Рік тому +2

    Bruh that damn baby crying in the back 👎🏼

  • @jm329
    @jm329 8 місяців тому

    5:38 starts to sound like Wallace Shawn.

  • @YehShuhu
    @YehShuhu Рік тому

    She literally didnt even acknowledge anything else other than the messages but theres SO MUCH MORE that she just doesnt even mention 😭

  • @amywonderland9297
    @amywonderland9297 Рік тому

    Not me answering his questions as this video goes along like he can hear me XD She says lies but is also saying she made "a mistake".....

  • @bowserjr4913
    @bowserjr4913 Рік тому +6

    Pretty cool vid

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion 3 місяці тому

    In 2019 a guy in my hometown r-worded a 6 year old girl and then BLAMED HER. Colleen’s video has the same energy.

  • @mimiaokay1598
    @mimiaokay1598 Рік тому

    Okay this is somewhat off topic but sometime he sounds exactly like Wallace Shawn

  • @midorijewel9983
    @midorijewel9983 Рік тому +3

    The worst apology to ever exist lmao 💀💀

  • @polycytic
    @polycytic Рік тому

    4:54
    yeah i hear the song

    • @polycytic
      @polycytic Рік тому

      also that is such an offensive joke to that baby

  • @corruptiongamer4566
    @corruptiongamer4566 Рік тому

    Its funny that throughout the video coleen is shooting herself in the video multiple times haha

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C Рік тому +3

    ♪ toxic gossip train ♪

  • @FleshyStrawberries
    @FleshyStrawberries Рік тому

    I got more pissed at this cause something like this happened to me

  • @retro.raider
    @retro.raider Рік тому

    I never thought someone could top Sienna Mae when it comes to apologies but here we are……….

  • @briannawilliams97
    @briannawilliams97 Рік тому +1

    Can we even call this an apology?

  • @beccas.7762
    @beccas.7762 Рік тому

    LOL I never even heard of this girl until a few days ago when this drama dumpster caught fire.