Maz you should have more than a million subscriber by now.You are bloody amazing and super talented human being .Thank You for making me laugh all the time.
You rock man... I love comedy and do it for fun. I'm big fan of you. currently watched jimmy west wood and that flight "jesus christ" moment... awesome! lol Damet garm from Tehran!
Maz make a tour with other A+ comedians just like you did in The Axis of Evil, that was some fine show. Gather Russell Peters, Dean O'BeadAlla and the rest of the best comics.
It is always a pleasure to come across your videos. Your full of colorful & joyful experiences with a moral at the end of a story. Well done with laughter which is good for the soul. Blessing Maz or Like in Mexico Mas or Max LoL. Don't you just love who a new names just gets born. :)
I'm a Persian boy I really like your performances and I believe that they are great. I have a question how well do you speak persian? And have you ever perform a stand up comedy speaking Persian?
can't believe he hasn't read more into the clock incident. The school had to follow OH&S procedures and the kid basically took a clock apart and put it in a suitcase. He was looking to get that attention and he did.
Shahnam Fazlali so a kid cannot just be innocent and do it out of ignorant ? has it not occur to you that the kid's clock was in many parts and it was easy for him to transport it in a bag , case or whatever that he had his hand on ? I bet if he was your kid you would've think of it this way .
Angela bel there's alot more to the story. As I said he had no clock. He just opened an already existing one, and placed it's parts inside a suitcase. They made it out like he actually built a clock. Secondly, I believe his sister had in the past threatened to blow up the school. On the day, from the reports I read -years ago- I believe he kept bringing the suitcase and the block up and he had set an alarm in it to aggravate the teacher. The teacher and the principle knew it's a shitty prank but due to strict policies they had to report to the police as every incident like this needs to be taken seriously and the rest is history. The media turned it out like he is a genius who invented and created a clock from scratch, took it to school as a "clock" and the teacher called the police to have him arrested cause RACISM.
I don't know if you have read my other comment but I am the white, devout Catholic, Trump voting grandma in a nursing home that loves you. I have a question. I think I may want to transition to Persian. As a devout Catholic I already pray 5 times a day. Would I still have to convert to fully transition? God bless.
Hey dear maz you rock,you are the best! and be thankful of your parents for their migration,I'll leave this country as soon as possible,it's like an enormous zoo!! LOL
Dova Kin Sweetheart please do your research.. First off the nubian kush are mostly in south sudan, people there arent arabs (one of the reason why sudan and south sudan split). But North Sudan has mostly arabs. Same as egypt which has a mix of both arabs and nubian ' arabs' but they still identify as arabs...
Dova Kin Lmao im an arab too.. If we're talking Arabized, half of the so called arab countris are arabized, but the westerns AND the REAL arabs still consider them arabs, LOL. What makes them arab is their tradition and language. Lets not forget that even the levant countries were arabized, would you say they arent arabs.. Oh and If you've actually been around some sudanese people, some of them look saudi, but im assuming you havent been around many sudanese people... And not all are nubians, if i remember, its only the parts next to south sudan that are nubians. Thats about 10% of the whole Sudanese population, LOL Oh and most egyptians are nubians..
Dova Kin IRAQI??? LMAO you guys are known to be persian more than arab for the most part, i've heard that iraqis dont even like to be called arabs xD And yes the arabs of north africa are arabized but they still have arab tribes for eg in Sudan you have al rashaida tribe and many baduians. And im pretty sure you havent met sudanese people.. If you look at the gulf countries, we arent actually white like the levants and the persians who claim arabs xD Take a look at kuwait and saudi arabia.. you'll find a good percentage of blacks there. NOw my uncle got married to a Sudanese lady and we couldnt tell where shes from until he told us.. Oh and why is egypt and morocco an arab country but not Sudan since they're all arabized? From the good percentage of Sudanese people ive met, you'll find them in all colours, some i've met were actually pale AF, with brown/ black hair, thats why i say you've never met ones, but what do you know.... you're iraqi, loool. Whatever though, this convo is pointless Oh and idk why are you even upset about it? LOL i still need you to explain why egyptians are arabs but not Sudan? i swear persians man...
@@Mazjobrani All your jokes, sense of tolerance, betterment of image, sense of inclusivity aside, when you outright support that which is clearly prohibited in our holy book, The Quran, you reserve no right to call yourself a Muslim. Get it now? But I suppose what you say & what you believe deep down could be entirely different; as a comedian there's no restraint of tongue. Anyway, for all intents & purposes you ARE an American and nothing more. Is it a worthy bargain, selling religious, national & cultural identity for a career in comedy.
+Varoon so homosexuals are above criticism... if one says I don't support the gay lifestyle that person becomes a homophone...how does not agreeing with something make a perons afraid...or dangerous...we now need to beg gays to have an opinion?
The reason you don't believe "it's right" is because you are ignorant and uneducated. Simple as that. Hate is hate. Prejudice is prejudice. A turd covered in sugar is still a piece of shit underneath. We don't need your fucking approval. But we can call out a fucking bigot when we see one. So don't fool yourselves. You're on the wrong side of history. Just like those racists who used to lynch black people. Or the nazi's who killed the jewish. And the fact that you feel you need to criticize gay people who are still a minority and are still the victims of prejudice just shows how fucked you guys really are. Sad..and pathetic.
omg seriously 😂 I had an Arab friend and whenever I'd go to her house her mum'd be like 'yalla yalla!'
Kuro Bara 😂😂😂
"Tik Tok not good" he predicted the future
He's gonna scare the Americans 😂
This guy is really really funny. I could watch him all the time.
Thanks +Mujeeb Ishaq make sure to subscribe cause I got a lot more stuff coming!
Hell Yeah ... ! Why not ... Maz Jobrani
+Maz Jobrani Do u know that Freddie Mercury from the band Queens in Iranian...You must be so proud since he is one of the best artists in the world
Naysh Jin My man Freddie Mercury of course!
lol, Tom Cruise also Iranian! :D
imagine living with this guy... everyday will be like a comedy show in the comfort of your home😂😂😂😂
Its his job. He's doing this for money..
Zoom zoom ok.. Tik tok not ok.. 😂😂😂👌👌
Maz predicted tik tok before it was made
you're awesome maz, and your head shines brighter than my future
hahaha +Pavan Shetty YOU'RE awesome bud and your future is as bright as you want it to be...but don't feel bad nothing's shinier than this head ;)
Hey Maaz.. You are spontaneous man... Its 12:30 am in UK and last 2 hours am just watching ur videos... Had a good hearty laugh. Thanks mate.
+owaiz85 thank you buddy much love! I appreciate you!
Dude I am Sudanese, you were hilarious with that Ahmed Mohamed Joke
+dodo zd thanks buddy I appreciate your support!!
Maz you should have more than a million subscriber by now.You are bloody amazing and super talented human being .Thank You for making me laugh all the time.
My new year's first video started with a great smile. Happy new year Maz
How do you only have 133k subscribers? You are brilliant 👍
we arabs love our farsi brothers and sisters.
Long Live Iran..
حبیبی
We love you too habibi❤🌹
he keeps saying reza, is reza aslan in the crowd? yess my two favourite persians!
If someone jumps out of the bushes and goes "MARRY MEEEEEEEE" like that I'd say yes too. 😛
Where's the full video? I wanna see the full video this is so funny😂😂
Love our clips! Such stress reliever. Thank you
happy new year bro may god bless u n iran ...take care maz
Thank you +PRAKASH PAL to you & your family as well my friend!
Still underrated
+LPArabia much love buddy thank you
You rock man... I love comedy and do it for fun. I'm big fan of you.
currently watched jimmy west wood and that flight "jesus christ" moment... awesome! lol
Damet garm from Tehran!
+Arad Gh much love Arad thank you for your support I appreciate you!
Hi Maz, big fan. doing awesome. thanks for all the hard work, you have had positive impact already.
+Nader Taji much love Nader thanks buddy!
I just found out about your channel, man, you should come to Malaysia and do a show🇲🇾😁
Maz, you're brilliant, we need more people like you in this world... many hugs...
+Dan B. nothing but love Dan thank you bud!
great start to the year :D
Happy new year Maz and everybody! this was my first video in the new year!
+Behrooz Banisalam The behrooz is found.Just kidding!
Maz make a tour with other A+ comedians just like you did in The Axis of Evil, that was some fine show. Gather Russell Peters, Dean O'BeadAlla and the rest of the best comics.
This man is genius!!! So funny...
It is always a pleasure to come across your videos. Your full of colorful & joyful experiences with a moral at the end of a story. Well done with laughter which is good for the soul. Blessing Maz or Like in Mexico Mas or Max LoL. Don't you just love who a new names just gets born. :)
I'm a Persian boy
I really like your performances and I believe that they are great.
I have a question how well do you speak persian?
And have you ever perform a stand up comedy speaking Persian?
but your name is not a fucking Persian one!
Don't insult Muslim they are great people
Thank you, my friend.
Vijay Dogra He doesn't insult.
Zahra Moridi He was responding to a comments not the video.
he's Muslim himself lol
he is not insulting brother!!!!
it is just a joke :)
LMAOOOOO.....OMG U are the God of Comedy!!!!!
I appreciate you my friend! Thank you for watching & laughing with me!
Maz Jobrani Oh Oh,....You said: 'My Friend'!? Lol Hi Maz :) Thanks for responding.
^_^
LOL of course belilu belilu thank you for the support! Make sure to subscribe!
And, thank you for making us laugh so hard. :)
belilu belilu .. Seconded.
u are Damm plus the thing u do I mean making comedy abt news events is just incredible
beautiful comedy...😄could incorporate some jokes about the Balkan people...😶
Well... It was a suitcase clock. I can see that looking rather suspicious.
Ooooo my good God i almost broke my ribs laughin to you Maz... 🤣
can't believe he hasn't read more into the clock incident. The school had to follow OH&S procedures and the kid basically took a clock apart and put it in a suitcase. He was looking to get that attention and he did.
Shaz Faz this was pretty old
Shahnam Fazlali so a kid cannot just be innocent and do it out of ignorant ?
has it not occur to you that the kid's clock was in many parts and it was easy for him to transport it in a bag , case or whatever that he had his hand on ?
I bet if he was your kid you would've think of it this way .
Angela bel there's alot more to the story.
As I said he had no clock. He just opened an already existing one, and placed it's parts inside a suitcase. They made it out like he actually built a clock.
Secondly, I believe his sister had in the past threatened to blow up the school.
On the day, from the reports I read -years ago- I believe he kept bringing the suitcase and the block up and he had set an alarm in it to aggravate the teacher. The teacher and the principle knew it's a shitty prank but due to strict policies they had to report to the police as every incident like this needs to be taken seriously and the rest is history.
The media turned it out like he is a genius who invented and created a clock from scratch, took it to school as a "clock" and the teacher called the police to have him arrested cause RACISM.
I don't know if you have read my other comment but I am the white, devout Catholic, Trump voting grandma in a nursing home that loves you. I have a question. I think I may want to transition to Persian. As a devout Catholic I already pray 5 times a day. Would I still have to convert to fully transition? God bless.
Man you so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣God blessed you brother!🤣👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you Maz you are totally amazing so funny blessings to you
It's now 2020 and Tik Tok still isn't safe and Zoom isn't safe anymore
holyshit i love this guy
Nothing but love back +saeed moghaddas! Don't forget to subscribe for more funny stuff coming!
lol I've been chain watching your videos since yesterday And well if I fail my exam you're responsible
+Nabiha Zaidi 😂 😂 sorry my friend go study & kill it! don't forget to subscribe! :)
Maz is the "Ultimate Dad Joke" source.
I will stand with Maz as soon as he stands with ex-Muslims.
A lot of so called "moderates" are nothing but moderates on this issue.
they are paid muslims
I absolutely love the last joke!! Does he not realize that if somebody comes out as a woman, they want you to use female pronouns with them?
I used to run 5 miles a day now I pray 5 times a day. Bwahahahaha
Superb as always 🥰😝
you are far far better from that rushel peter.. love from India.
+saktiprasad swain thanks for subscribing, watching, & commenting buddy it means a lot. I love Russell tho that's my guy!
would u ever do a show in Dublin Ireland
I would LOVE to do a show in Dublin! Beautiful place!
Maz is the best. :D
+Jason C. thanks buddy much love
"Marry Me!" 😂😂😂
xDDDD funny as usual , love you man #nohomo , it is not ok in our community
Buy some pistachios... lmao
you are so funny brother All muslims community proud of you keeping up the good work brother
Thank you +ljad wasiem appreciate your support my friend! Make sure to subscribe for more funny stuff coming!
Not every Iranian Persian
his stuff is fresh. aali boood hahahahh
Yalla yalla yallaa ... not really relax then we'll go ... have a tea then we go 😂😂😂👌👌
wow, i guess im addicted now😂
+HGUHFful nothing but love my friend thanks for subscribing & supporting!
gay marriage is the best argument against arranged marriage
Killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey dear maz you rock,you are the best!
and be thankful of your parents for their migration,I'll leave this country as soon as possible,it's like an enormous zoo!!
LOL
+hosein motaee much love Hosein YOU are the best!
Maz Jobrani
No no no! I insist the pleasure is all mine
!
LOL
hosein motaee No no Hosein joon please I MUST insist ;)
For years I thought that lgbt community meant lettuce bacon tomato community. G was standing for mayonnaise or something.
that kid is actually Bangladeshi descendant .
+tamim ryhan he's an arab, they had an interview with him and his family
Dova Kin um... idk if you know this but sudan is an arab country.. North Sudan that is.
Dova Kin Sweetheart please do your research.. First off the nubian kush are mostly in south sudan, people there arent arabs (one of the reason why sudan and south sudan split). But North Sudan has mostly arabs. Same as egypt which has a mix of both arabs and nubian ' arabs' but they still identify as arabs...
Dova Kin Lmao im an arab too.. If we're talking Arabized, half of the so called arab countris are arabized, but the westerns AND the REAL arabs still consider them arabs, LOL. What makes them arab is their tradition and language. Lets not forget that even the levant countries were arabized, would you say they arent arabs.. Oh and If you've actually been around some sudanese people, some of them look saudi, but im assuming you havent been around many sudanese people... And not all are nubians, if i remember, its only the parts next to south sudan that are nubians. Thats about 10% of the whole Sudanese population, LOL
Oh and most egyptians are nubians..
Dova Kin IRAQI??? LMAO you guys are known to be persian more than arab for the most part, i've heard that iraqis dont even like to be called arabs xD And yes the arabs of north africa are arabized but they still have arab tribes for eg in Sudan you have al rashaida tribe and many baduians. And im pretty sure you havent met sudanese people.. If you look at the gulf countries, we arent actually white like the levants and the persians who claim arabs xD
Take a look at kuwait and saudi arabia.. you'll find a good percentage of blacks there. NOw my uncle got married to a Sudanese lady and we couldnt tell where shes from until he told us..
Oh and why is egypt and morocco an arab country but not Sudan since they're all arabized?
From the good percentage of Sudanese people ive met, you'll find them in all colours, some i've met were actually pale AF, with brown/ black hair, thats why i say you've never met ones, but what do you know.... you're iraqi, loool. Whatever though, this convo is pointless
Oh and idk why are you even upset about it? LOL i still need you to explain why egyptians are arabs but not Sudan? i swear persians man...
Talented comedian, but you don't have to sell out that much, it's ok to keep your heritage and be proud of it. Talented but cheap
+mustang19ms how do you mean? Very proud of my heritage!
@@Mazjobrani All your jokes, sense of tolerance, betterment of image, sense of inclusivity aside, when you outright support that which is clearly prohibited in our holy book, The Quran, you reserve no right to call yourself a Muslim. Get it now? But I suppose what you say & what you believe deep down could be entirely different; as a comedian there's no restraint of tongue. Anyway, for all intents & purposes you ARE an American and nothing more.
Is it a worthy bargain, selling religious, national & cultural identity for a career in comedy.
funny stuff Maz thanx. :D
I always love ur videos
"I'm marrying gay guys all the time! "
funny how everyone acts like this gay thing is cool... just because they are scared of being victimized... ain't it strange indeed..the world is mad
if u don't support the gays, everyone will criticize u
+Varoon so homosexuals are above criticism... if one says I don't support the gay lifestyle that person becomes a homophone...how does not agreeing with something make a perons afraid...or dangerous...we now need to beg gays to have an opinion?
Varoon we aren't treating you like 2nd class citizens. We just don't believe that homosexuality is right.
The reason you don't believe "it's right" is because you are ignorant and uneducated. Simple as that. Hate is hate. Prejudice is prejudice. A turd covered in sugar is still a piece of shit underneath. We don't need your fucking approval. But we can call out a fucking bigot when we see one. So don't fool yourselves. You're on the wrong side of history. Just like those racists who used to lynch black people. Or the nazi's who killed the jewish. And the fact that you feel you need to criticize gay people who are still a minority and are still the victims of prejudice just shows how fucked you guys really are. Sad..and pathetic.
I hope Trump doesnt repeal the deal. He needs Iran to fight ISIL.
im crying hahahhah this is gold
Nothing makes me happier thanks +Pranav Daryanani for the support! Don't forget to subscribe :)
done! keep it up, absolutely hilarious :D
You're too kind my friend thank you!
you just called me your friend... hope you don't start selling me rugs now ;D haha
My friend my friend I get you very good deal!
Ayatollah's the manegeriest manager out there.
Harith iskandar
You are really good 👍🏻👍🏻
+lurvecrusader much love back my friend YOU are really good!
A bank LOL
Sigh, as a Norwegian - why all this talk about Iran - it is not funny at all!
This dude made the tiktok
HSBC lol
yalla yalla hhhhhhh
love u maz
Wow... man u a great comedian
+Chenar Awla much love my brother! Thank you for the support I appreciate you!
You are good comedians but you dont take risk to Attack Iran
this fucking guy :)
Very funny 😂😂
Thanks, buddy! Appreciate the love!
Amazing !!! Make some jokes on your India Visit !!
+kunal nagar much love buddy thank you!
Yap even Trump worried about Tik Tok and he banned it...You're gonna missed Trump Maz...
I love the show very funny.
+Shady Ghanem I love YOU!
very nice
+Unjum Nazir much love buddy thank you!
Maz Jobrani I live in Kashmir and i love ur sense of humour....
+Unjum Nazir nothing but love to Kashmir!
Maz Jobrani we too love u so much... have u ever visited us?
"Marry meeeeee!" Lmfao!
Thanks for the support +Mai Makua make sure to subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)
Maz Jobrani my entire family loves you! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼✌🏼️
Mai Makua Nothing but love back Mai to you and your family!
Love love ...awesome.
YOU are awesome, +Ikarmola Laborde!
Maz Jobrani thanks
Ikarmola Laborde Thank YOU for the support buddy & don't forget to subscribe :)
good
+Richard Robert Jacob much love buddy thanks for watching & don't forget to subscribe!
Ooooooooo tiki tok not gooood🤣🤣🤣
yallah hahahahahahaha
brainwashing people with jokes...
hilarious
lol
Super joke
👏👏👏👌👌👌✌️🌷🌷🌷🌷♥️♥️🌹♥️🇱🇷
lgbt community bank....lol
lol. iranian actually pray 3 times per day (and other shiaas)
I do between zero to three
LMAO!
+Gilbeys Valdemoro much love my friend!
your vids really made my day Maz! more power!
Gilbeys Valdemoro Thanks buddy your comment made my day! Keep spreading the love!
😂😂😂
so funny