How to Start a Fight in the Middle Ages

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  • @SandRhomanHistory
    @SandRhomanHistory  3 роки тому +75

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    • @gabrielcurraj3994
      @gabrielcurraj3994 3 роки тому +1

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    • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
      @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 3 роки тому

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    • @kaushiksheshnagraj7176
      @kaushiksheshnagraj7176 3 роки тому

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    • @meme-gq7bx
      @meme-gq7bx 3 роки тому

      Could you make a vid about medieval industrial revolution?

    • @lindakay9552
      @lindakay9552 2 роки тому

      Son: "Mother, the roast is most excellent! May I have another serving?"
      Father: "Is that any way to talk to your mother?"
      Son: "Sorry mother. Hither to and fill my plate with roast woman."
      Mother: "That's more like it."

  • @theminuskai7453
    @theminuskai7453 3 роки тому +281

    -So uh, do you wanna fight?
    -i dunno man we cant "just fight" you gotta set in the mood and stuff

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 роки тому

      Nothing yo mama insult cant fix

  • @juicy_potato5901
    @juicy_potato5901 3 роки тому +919

    "Your mother was a hamster, and
    your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" - a great siege tactic to scare of the attackers.

    • @ruvinluciano4369
      @ruvinluciano4369 3 роки тому +17

      Damn it you beat me too it.

    • @SSHitMan
      @SSHitMan 3 роки тому +42

      Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
      French knight: Well I'll ask him but I don't think he will be very keen, he's already got one you see?
      Arthur: What? Are you sure he's got one?
      French knight: Oh yes it's very nice.

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 роки тому +8

      Run away! Run away!

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому +8

      Fechez la vache

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 3 роки тому +28

      Translation: "Your mother sleeps around and your father is a drunkard." because hamstars where known for being promiscious and Elderberries where a prominent ingredient of alcoholic drinks.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 3 роки тому +362

    "Sir, a messenger from the usupator Henry arrived."
    - "What does he said?"-
    "He asked us If we could get you from under the bed because he want to fight."
    - "Tell him I am not done with his mother yet!" -

    • @bizybliztaverage9414
      @bizybliztaverage9414 3 роки тому +15

      Henry's come to see

    • @ru4582
      @ru4582 3 роки тому +13

      @@bizybliztaverage9414 and he’s feeling quite hungry

    • @roundedges2
      @roundedges2 3 роки тому +5

      Surely, it would be better on top of the bed rather than under it?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +6

      @@roundedges2 Not when she's that ugly.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 2 роки тому +2

      @@roundedges2
      Monsters don’t live up there

  • @hannibalburgers477
    @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому +230

    I live in former Yugoslavia and I used this techniques to my Neighbour. My aim is to divide Montenegro into two countries.

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 3 роки тому +20

      A friend of mine’s family comes from Croatia. He basically calls Serbs hillbillies. “Ugh! Mountain people!”
      I think he was kidding. ... Well, maybe not.

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 3 роки тому

      Tako treba :D

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 3 роки тому

      @@aleksapetrovic6519 🤣😂

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 3 роки тому +5

      i laughed at your comment, and then the username killed me. well played, Hannibal Burgers

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 3 роки тому +6

      You people really named your country 'Mountain Nigga'?

  • @HistoryOfRevolutions
    @HistoryOfRevolutions 3 роки тому +513

    Aristotle once stated:
    "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy"

    • @alexcorvuscazador5596
      @alexcorvuscazador5596 3 роки тому +20

      A shame such phrase did not stop entire kingdoms and religions "of peace" to millitary expand themselves in the name of "rightious" anger. All the while being hipocritical enough to blame others of being bad for doing the exact same thing. Anger which for some reason exists even today and leads to people oppressing each others rigts and freedoms in the name of peace while making others feel bad for being against it. The more peaceful a kingdom, country, political ideology or, specially, religion portrays itself as, the more anger they tend to "morally" expand and justify and when you point it out and explain why its bad, their world shatters since they have never considered it like that in their whole lives and call you ignorant. Nice phrase, it summarizes all of that.

    • @bruhguy2356
      @bruhguy2356 3 роки тому +15

      @@alexcorvuscazador5596 Yeah islam had a way of riling its followers into war.

    • @dariankaltenbach8062
      @dariankaltenbach8062 3 роки тому +8

      @@alexcorvuscazador5596 Yes, whenever someone feels the need to proclaim a trait that they have, I immediately suspect the opposite.

    • @lastword8783
      @lastword8783 3 роки тому +8

      @@bruhguy2356 Westerners always have a way of projecting their experience with Christianity onto Islam. Even in a video predominantly about Europe.

    • @bruhguy2356
      @bruhguy2356 3 роки тому +15

      @@lastword8783 Nope. Purely my experience with Islam. You know the Crusades were retaliation to retake the lands that were just lost, right? It wasn’t just the Middle East either, Spain was being overrun.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому +402

    “The Supreme Art of War is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
    Therefore, *NI!*

  • @Salisaad
    @Salisaad 3 роки тому +499

    So, if I get it right, the way to start a fight is as follows:
    1) Yo' momma.
    2) Navy SEAL copypasta.
    3) Come at me, bro.

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 3 роки тому +40

      I see, you are experienced in Gorilla-warfare as well.
      truly a man of culture!

    • @leefletcher7580
      @leefletcher7580 3 роки тому +7

      4) Wanna fight?

    • @jeroylenkins1745
      @jeroylenkins1745 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/2CgebqFa7og/v-deo.html

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 3 роки тому +2

      I'd post the Navy SEAL copypasta but UA-cam would probably just instantly delete it.

    • @thetruckmaster626
      @thetruckmaster626 3 роки тому +1

      Kpop isn't that great

  • @clintmoor422
    @clintmoor422 3 роки тому +409

    battles differed from bar fights how they were fought but not how they were started xD

    • @LukeBunyip
      @LukeBunyip 3 роки тому +29

      In Australia, one *could* start a fight in a bar, by merely placing an upturned empty glass on the counter.

    • @jsoth2675
      @jsoth2675 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @wolfheartdarnell324
      @wolfheartdarnell324 3 роки тому +21

      @@LukeBunyip I shall keep this in mind if I'm ever in the great penal colony

    • @based_prophet
      @based_prophet 3 роки тому +1

      They drank nothing but alcohol

    • @christianronaldandrewpanja9242
      @christianronaldandrewpanja9242 3 роки тому

      @@LukeBunyip ohhh, halo, from, Balikpapan, East Borneo. Indonesia.

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 3 роки тому +143

    Soldiers(after months of grueling march in a foreign land): " Why are we still here just to suffer?"
    Enemy: " You mother..."
    Soldiers: "OH, IT'S ON!"

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 роки тому +1

      YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

    • @Thomas-xd4cx
      @Thomas-xd4cx Рік тому +1

      And today is the exact same

  • @dragreginlief30
    @dragreginlief30 3 роки тому +103

    Love the "Yo mama so fat her belly reach the holy land before we do". Ngl, he deserved to be honored for that burn.

  • @BenthiccBiomancer
    @BenthiccBiomancer 3 роки тому +97

    The 'Seemingly Fair Challenge' is the medieval ancestor of the 'Hold Me Back Bro'.

  • @dewaeryadi7776
    @dewaeryadi7776 3 роки тому +327

    Theres must be a knight in middle ages who specialise in trash talking the enemy

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 3 роки тому +48

      There is one in The Arthurian legends: Sir Dinadan.

    • @angela_merkeI
      @angela_merkeI 3 роки тому +55

      Go, bring Henry to the front lines, he needs to taunt the Flemish for us, for they hired Günther to do their taunting!

    • @felipewerner6670
      @felipewerner6670 3 роки тому +33

      This is part of a fight, an enemy blind by rage is a dead enemy. Musashi used this tatic, he always shows up late in his duel meetings just to annoy his enemy.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 3 роки тому +3

      Any Viking.

    • @wolfheartdarnell324
      @wolfheartdarnell324 3 роки тому +20

      Gutz the Iron Hand is known to have invented the phrase "Kiss my ass"

  • @kylewolfkind
    @kylewolfkind 3 роки тому +66

    "Wanna fight?"
    "No."
    "I guess thy mother was right about thee."
    *Glares* "Pick up thy weapon!"

  • @markvoelker6620
    @markvoelker6620 3 роки тому +132

    “Well where are you from then?”
    “I’m French! Can’t you tell from my outrageous accent?”
    “What are you doing in England?”
    “Mind your own business!”

    • @nickbrowning3270
      @nickbrowning3270 3 роки тому +5

      Love that movie

    • @bugrilyus
      @bugrilyus 3 роки тому

      @@nickbrowning3270 which one?

    • @nickbrowning3270
      @nickbrowning3270 3 роки тому +9

      @@bugrilyus Monty python: holy grail, It’s old now but still hold up IMO

    • @bugrilyus
      @bugrilyus 3 роки тому

      @@nickbrowning3270 oh ok. I know that one. I thought you were talking about another one.

  • @felipepereira214
    @felipepereira214 3 роки тому +85

    So, online gaming keeps the medieval customs alive?

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 3 роки тому +20

      So pritty much Xxxpussydestroyer69xxX is keeping the tradition alive.

    • @kingstarscream3807
      @kingstarscream3807 3 роки тому +7

      Many athletes have similar traditions. Obviously, competition in general shares many elements with fights and duels.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 роки тому +2

      Not enough racial slurs lol

  • @ShinTsurugi7
    @ShinTsurugi7 3 роки тому +30

    "How to Start a Fight in the Middle Ages"
    >punch
    >proceed to declare a war for the next 100 years

  • @werewolf4358
    @werewolf4358 3 роки тому +14

    "Bro, you're hiding behind walls for real? I didn't believe my boi Frederick when he said y'all were a cut below, but apparently he was dialing in Straight Fax!"
    *proceeds to get an ass kicking*

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 роки тому

      Yo boi Frederick be trippin yo

  • @justapotato2932
    @justapotato2932 3 роки тому +29

    Both kings and generals ,and sandRHoman uploaded at the same time.

    •  3 роки тому +2

      Coincidence? I think NOT!

    • @tristangarza3283
      @tristangarza3283 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a good day.

  • @greenrocket23
    @greenrocket23 3 роки тому +68

    Being obsessed with honor is clearly the cause of a great many number of deaths over the centuries

    • @Jose-xh5qb
      @Jose-xh5qb 3 роки тому +5

      Even today it still happens in Islamic countries.

    • @greenrocket23
      @greenrocket23 3 роки тому +4

      @Albert Felsen While I agree agree with you, I can't help feeling somewhat dismayed at just how easily people will throw away their lives given the right excuse, regardless of time period

    • @Incubator859
      @Incubator859 3 роки тому +22

      And yet if you don’t defend your honor in modern times, you are perceived as a punk, a pushover and a doormat where people can abuse you at whim. Looks like our ancestors had it right. Bring back duels!

    • @genetix7173
      @genetix7173 3 роки тому +16

      ​@@greenrocket23 life is temporary, the emperor is eternal. the sooner you learn this the sooner you can free yourself from the musing of heresy, my child.

    • @juanzulu1318
      @juanzulu1318 3 роки тому

      And this way of thinking is coming back to Europa again. By immigration.

  • @andreydragomirov8559
    @andreydragomirov8559 3 роки тому +9

    The Combat of the Thirty (1351) is probably the best example of a group fight in history.
    And the exit of Bohemond of Taranto's Crusader army out of the protection of Antioch's city walls during the siege in order to face Kerbogha's entire army in an open battle -- the Battle of Antioch (1098) -- is probably the best example of a challenge in history.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 роки тому +7

    "Didst... though just bite thine thumb at me?"
    "Verily, I dideth such an insult upon you!"
    "Dost thou seek to swappeth hands?"
    "Verily!"

  • @mattmexor2882
    @mattmexor2882 3 роки тому +18

    The chroniclers were writing to an audience of their own time. So the fact that the pattern of insults was widespread suggests that people of the chroniclers' times accepted that the people of the events' times would act and respond that way. The systematic usage of the insult/responding to insult literary device could simply reflect that there was generally the impression of greater chivalry in the past.

  • @rowuomiimakori
    @rowuomiimakori 3 роки тому +22

    "What, you egg?"
    [He stabs him]
    -Act 4, Scene 2 of Shakespeare's play, Macbeth

  • @austins8533
    @austins8533 3 роки тому +23

    “Lay with dogs that are your chambermaids” -Agatha knight

    • @scottanos9981
      @scottanos9981 3 роки тому

      Just like making love, making war requires foreplay

  • @midshipman8654
    @midshipman8654 3 роки тому +4

    I really apreciate you going into the ethos and pathos of these things rather than simply the nitty gritty tactics. really brings the setting more to life when you examine how someone thinks rather than simply what they do.

  • @Arashmickey
    @Arashmickey 3 роки тому +5

    I love it when you talk historical method and historiography.

  • @smokedowa2632
    @smokedowa2632 3 роки тому +3

    Listening to this made me think about all these times two celebrities have some trivial dispute and loudly challenge each other to boxing matches that never happen, but both sides walk away saying they were ready to go.

  • @dhindaravrel8712
    @dhindaravrel8712 3 роки тому +3

    The Franco-Prussian War of 1870 basically started because Napoleon III couldn't take the way Bismarck was talking to him. So it's not entirely without use in modern times.

  • @joebutler7982
    @joebutler7982 3 роки тому +39

    A good event that you could have included was when the Teuton knights brought 2 crossed swords to the polish king Władysław IV as a way to encourage him to start battle. Grunwald 1410
    Edit: Władysław II not IV

    • @kamilszadkowski8864
      @kamilszadkowski8864 3 роки тому +20

      It was Władysław II* but otherwise, you're correct.
      Teutonic messengers, in a mocking tone, offered to the Polish King two swords and also informed him that the Teutonic army can make more space for him and his army so he won't need to hide in bushes and come into the open field instead. His answer according to the Annales Regni Poloniae was: "Although I do not need the swords of my enemies, because I have enough of them in my army, but in the Name of God, for more help, protection, and defense in my righteous cause, I also accept these two swords brought by you and sent by enemies thirsting for my blood and ruin of my army."

    • @Ed19601
      @Ed19601 3 роки тому +2

      Not uninterestinly, Wladislav won the battle

  • @uspockdad6429
    @uspockdad6429 2 роки тому +1

    SandRhoman’s videos are so good. I can’t stop watching them.
    All I knew about medieval Europe from history class is that there was a good bit of fighting, but never knew the history was so rich and complex.
    Watching these videos should be required for any student of history.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 роки тому

      History is a bunch of people fighting

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому +51

    This is a haven for Monty Python taunts.

  • @Canadian_Hobbit
    @Canadian_Hobbit 3 роки тому +23

    So chroniclers were more honest than modern news media

    • @golucid745
      @golucid745 3 роки тому +4

      Based

    • @raclark2730
      @raclark2730 3 роки тому +1

      Most back alley thieves are more honest than them.

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 3 роки тому +2

      Not really. I mean Roman conquest of Gaul can be summed up as:
      Julius Caesar was a cool guy.
      -Julius Caesar
      Also remember that Muslims back then were discribed by Catholics as Pagans like in Epic of Rollo which is either propaganda or ignorance.

  • @sadturtle540
    @sadturtle540 3 роки тому +14

    Any history video that gets the comments section making Monty Python references is good in my book

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios Рік тому +1

    There was a battle in the Civil War, where the commanders were friends of each other, so the commander with more experienced escorted the other man around his army, and convinced him to surrender or withdraw; either way, he won the battle without fighting.

  • @NAJMYNex
    @NAJMYNex Рік тому

    This is my favourite video on your channel. The self-reflexive review of sources like chronicles was very eye opening for me, and placing the source review in the middle of the video, adjacent to the actual topic it's supporting, is fantastic. Thanks for this

  • @johntitor1256
    @johntitor1256 3 роки тому +27

    It's simpler than you think: call the other guy an empty-headed animal food trough wiper and threaten to fart in his general direction.

  • @mega77
    @mega77 3 роки тому +1

    This guide will be super usefull as I seek to start a medieval fight where I live.

  • @Sealdeam
    @Sealdeam 3 роки тому +16

    The knights of the Teutonic Order used that tactic before the Battle of Grundwald they sent Władysław II Jagiełło a couple of plain swords to provoke the battle by implying that Jogaila (Jagiełło) and Vytautas would be acting cowardly if they delayed the battle, it did not worked as the knights would had liked, they lost and the swords became a symbol of Poland, they can be seen in the statue of King Jagiełło in Central Park.

    • @dorekborek
      @dorekborek 3 роки тому +10

      The context of this is also important: Jagiełło chose his ground so that his soldiers could use the shade of a small forest to rest on a hot summer day, while the Teutonic knights were boiling in their armour standing in full sun. So obviously they wanted to start the fight as soon as possible. The envoys carrying the swords reportedly said that Jagiełło can use these if he hasn't enough swords of his own, to which he replied that "We have plenty, but let us take these as a good omen".

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +2

    "Let us find a peaceful solution, good Sir."
    "Your horse smells funny."
    "I BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD!"

  • @thanhnguyenngoc2347
    @thanhnguyenngoc2347 3 роки тому +15

    "Do you know what is good? Your mother"
    Then they fought. And we fight.

  • @wiseSYW
    @wiseSYW 3 роки тому +14

    when did it stop though?
    my guess is when cannons are long range enough that yuo'd rather shoot first, taunt later

    • @Palora01
      @Palora01 3 роки тому +7

      More likely because armies became professional and country leaders stop leading them. Thus the bigger slight on the honor of the officer was for him to lose the kings army in a fight then to have his honor insulted by the enemy.

    • @HeadsFullOfEyeballs
      @HeadsFullOfEyeballs 3 роки тому +8

      Basically, it stopped when feudalism went away.
      Insulting the personal honour of a lord was a big deal under feudalism because society was organised based on personal allegiance. a knight didn't fight "for France" or whatever, he fought for the king, because he'd pledged loyalty to the king, as a person. So if a lord was considered unworthy, the other nobles had an honourable excuse to betray him.
      Early Modern states didn't work that way anymore -- the king was still important, but power was more abstract and indirect and bureaucratic. So it didn't really matter if your enemy called the king a shithead because you were part of a cause and an organisation that went beyond the king as an individual.

    • @davidwright7193
      @davidwright7193 3 роки тому +1

      Some continued into the early modern period, particularly the mocking of boasts after a war. From Hal and Tow and English mayday song
      “What happened to the Spaniards who made so great a boast oh?,
      Well they shall eat the feathered Goose and we will eat the roast oh”
      This refers to the Enterprise of England I.e. the armada campaign. The “feathered goose” is probably a kenning for arrow similar to “a cloth yard” the first refers to the fletching of the arrow with goose feathers while the second to the length of a properly sized arrow for the archer as both the shaft and a yard of cloth are measured in the same way.

    • @corporalsoletrain2132
      @corporalsoletrain2132 3 роки тому

      Ask Chesty Puller or Anthony McCauliff.

  • @flordelphinta
    @flordelphinta 3 роки тому +15

    How to start a fight in the middle ages:
    Insult them.
    Ahhhh, war really doesn't change, does it?

  • @zulubeatz1
    @zulubeatz1 2 роки тому

    Again this channel gives superb and at times amusing History content. Especially going into details that I have not found before

  • @JohnDoe-yr4wc
    @JohnDoe-yr4wc 3 роки тому

    This is swiftly becoming one of my favourite history channels.

  • @SavageDragon999
    @SavageDragon999 3 роки тому +1

    Great guide. Can't wait to use some of these next time I travel down to London. There ought to be some roadside taverns on the way where I can use these.

  • @lsdkush
    @lsdkush 3 роки тому +1

    I just arrived in 700 AD; your video came super handy since I had no previous experience on how to trigger the enemy. Thanks god for this video! A Time Traveler

  • @tylerscofield9799
    @tylerscofield9799 3 роки тому +5

    Funny how warfare had devolved, Roman would have laughed then come back later and killed them all

    • @skyworm8006
      @skyworm8006 2 роки тому

      It was tactically more advanced at this time I think.

  • @petrapetrakoliou8979
    @petrapetrakoliou8979 Рік тому

    The most funny insults were used by Turcish and Hungarian warriors when they were organizing a duel, it was like a ceremony. They sent the invitations in Hungarian by letters and it was a mix of politeness and insulting what you knew would work on the other party. The captain Thury György is said to have killed more than 600 Turcs in duels of this type and was thought to be invincible before he was ambushed and his head was sent to Stambul. One of his swords is still preserved in the National Museum of Hungary, it is an Arabic blade which was surely one of his prizes, fit with a Hungarian guard.

  • @zetectic7968
    @zetectic7968 3 роки тому +1

    What an excellent presentation on a subject I hadn't really thought about much before That word "Honour" has been the cause of so much bloodshed in centuries past. Nice to see some new figures in the animation. Keep up the good work! 👍

    • @corporalsoletrain2132
      @corporalsoletrain2132 3 роки тому +1

      Honor in the feudal system was tied to legitimacy. If you let your honor be damaged enough then loyalties may change. It's not like today. Today we know our politicians are all scumbags and backstabbers.

  • @davidwright7193
    @davidwright7193 3 роки тому +1

    The siege of Alascon is just one of the reasons why William is known in chronicles written by people he couldn’t kill refer to him as William the Bastard or just The Bastard.

  • @overworlder
    @overworlder 3 роки тому +3

    ‘Thy’ was the familiar form so a lout in the Middle Ages would use ‘your’.
    Allowing for the many dialects at the time. But by Elizabethan times ‘thy’ had become limited to use with social inferiors, servants and children, which is why it died out, it was seen as an insulting way to address someone. So the thumbnail works for the Elizabethan period. After that ‘thy’ acquired an Olde Worlde role as an indicator of archaic speech.
    Exact opposite of what happened in Swedish recently (since WW2), when the formal pronoun died out, but for much the same reasons, it came to be regarded as stuffy and hierarchical, in the era of postwar Swedish egalitarianism.

  • @wesleywarsmith1113
    @wesleywarsmith1113 3 роки тому +9

    LOL, I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at just a thumbnail.... "THY MOTHER,,,
    LOL!

  • @Snake_pup
    @Snake_pup 3 роки тому +1

    By them sending a message that they were going to fast before battle could also be interpreted as the brothers saying “we are preparing to meet god soon!” To show the seriousness. They probably wholeheartedly attempted to draw the elder brother into some sort of trap. He was smart to leave 👌🏽

  • @shadowravenraz1748
    @shadowravenraz1748 3 роки тому +6

    "After visiting thy wife, my loins do itch most terribly! Come at me brethren!" 😆

  • @SB-129
    @SB-129 3 роки тому +6

    "Call the bastard immodest names"
    XD

  • @wolfheartdarnell324
    @wolfheartdarnell324 3 роки тому +7

    Nobody going to talk about how Gotz the Iron Hand invented the phrase "Kiss my arse!"

  • @cold_static
    @cold_static 3 роки тому +2

    How to start a fight in them middle-ages:
    "And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master is the liquor on his fetid breath."

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex 3 роки тому +3

    An elegant insult is always far more damaging than a vulgar word 👌

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 3 роки тому +1

      Unless the other guy is so dull that he doesn't understand what you mean.

  • @DreamskyDance
    @DreamskyDance 3 роки тому +1

    Basically battles in middle ages were a lot like modern pvp mmo like eve online battles... two groups meet.. a bit of smack talk.. maybe they fight.. maybe they dont.. more smack talk..

  • @nerowulfee9210
    @nerowulfee9210 3 роки тому +2

    "Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down"

  • @manicmartyr69
    @manicmartyr69 3 роки тому

    Great citations! The mark of a true historian! Keep up the good work!

  • @worldtraveler930
    @worldtraveler930 Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, this video seems to make a lot of sense as I am Fairey Certain I saw it in an Asterisk Comic!!! 🤠👍

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 4 місяці тому

    One's reputation was very important in a pre-modern world, as your reputation kept you safe from opportunistic attackers and your reputation gave you good opportunities to make or keep valuable connections. Both are essential when you cannot rely on a central state or legal system to defend your rights.

  • @NeoZeta
    @NeoZeta 3 роки тому +1

    Medieval II: Total War battle speeches. Those guys did nothing but throw insults for the most part. XD
    So reminiscent...
    German general: "I spy an English army over there. At least, I assume it an English army, for I can think of no other people who think it necessary to reek like an alehouse privy! Even a Frenchman has more pride than that."
    French general: "Saint Denis preserve us! I have seldom seen a more dispiriting sight than the English army. They have no sense of style, no élan, no manly virtues, no reason to live, no decent food, no attractive womenfolk and their leaders - why, the Devil himself would be shamed to have them in Hell!"
    I love the second one too much. XD

  • @brianoneil9662
    @brianoneil9662 3 роки тому +8

    Medieval "Yo mamas"
    So apparently that's timeless

    • @sheldoniusRex
      @sheldoniusRex 3 роки тому +2

      DEMETRIUS
      Villain, what hast thou done?
      AARON
      That which thou canst not undo.
      CHIRON
      Thou hast undone our mother.
      AARON
      Villain, I have done thy mother.
      --William Shakespeare

  • @Silahtar357
    @Silahtar357 3 роки тому

    It'a good to see you getting more subscribers, it's been too long you were severely undersubscribed.

  • @googacct
    @googacct 2 роки тому

    From Romance of the Three Kingdoms, one of the best insults I remember is Zhuge Liang trying to goad Sima Yi to come out of his fortification to fight. At one point Zhuge Liang sends Sima Yi a dress, implying he was a woman for refusing to fight. The plan somewhat backfired when Zhuge Liang saw Sima Yi actually put on the dress.
    Sima Yi actually had a good reason to refuse the fight. Zhuge Liang was a brilliant strategist and even with superior numbers, Sima Yi knew he could not defeat him. However Sima Yi had time on his side and knew he could win by just waiting for Zhuge Liang's supplies to run out.

  • @Florian0799
    @Florian0799 3 роки тому

    Having written a Term Paper about the conflict between Henry IV and the saxons. This gave me some great new viewpoints especially about Brunos intention behind demoting Henry .o.

  • @Lollonestyle
    @Lollonestyle 3 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of the famous book " a hundred and one ways to start a fight" by an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +5

    "You guys wanna fight?"

  • @dreamterrormaster
    @dreamterrormaster 3 роки тому +7

    1. How to start a medieval fight:
    "I will drink from your skull! / That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"
    2. How to win a medieval fight:
    F1+F3

  • @russellgardener126
    @russellgardener126 3 роки тому +1

    9:33 - I like what you did there with the picture of Henry IV :-)

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 3 роки тому +1

    on phone the thumbnail is different

  • @netheniahscrim2787
    @netheniahscrim2787 3 роки тому +1

    How to start a fight in the Middle Ages:
    Step 1: "thy maiden be as loathsome as a Moorish hedgehog".
    Step 2: fetch thy arming sword and lance.

  • @Sigrid_Von_Sincluster
    @Sigrid_Von_Sincluster 3 роки тому

    yeah it's always important to remember that cronichales portrait there patreons in a more favorable light, so consulting multiple sources FROM BOTH SIDES is very important when trying to understant hystory , HOWEVER, it is also important to remember that this will always be the case, even today the story will change if you switch the tv chanel or if you read about said event from a diferent news article. Even today, if you want to know about, lets say the conflict in the middle east in the Levant, the story will change depending on who you are watching, and i would be really curious what our followers will think of us 300 years from now when they see how much many of our Chronicles modified events to fit there patreons story, in an age were is sooo much more easy to verify a story
    great video tho, a subject i myself not rly considered, and can't say i'v seen any1 else do a vid on

  • @BatmanSeRiedeTi
    @BatmanSeRiedeTi 3 роки тому

    Awesome and very educative!

  • @wismsgre
    @wismsgre 3 роки тому

    Amazing video, keep going with the good job!

  • @demilung
    @demilung 2 роки тому +1

    Also, "a seemingly fair challenge" makes me think of a 178 centimeters tall, noble bred, trained from infancy, brute of a knight challenging a half-starved peasant to "fair, single combat"

  • @banananotebook3331
    @banananotebook3331 3 роки тому

    An excellent companion to this video is LindyBeige's , in which men's need for status is explained.

  • @gungnir3926
    @gungnir3926 2 роки тому

    the function of honor in nature is to ensure the thriving of your tribe, family and children. therefore it is always the ideal honorable thing to do that which protects/provides for your kin, both in the short and long term.
    sometimes, though rarely, that is throwing your life away in a highrisk gamble. though most times, unless rockbottom/against a wall, it is better there are far better ways to "fight another day" or to provide for your children more.
    If you die and you tribe does too, then noone in your kin will be honored. so rarely is it the best.

  • @shawnbeckett1370
    @shawnbeckett1370 3 роки тому

    Awesome as always

  • @sheldoniusRex
    @sheldoniusRex 3 роки тому +2

    DEMETRIUS
    Villain, what hast thou done?
    AARON
    That which thou canst not undo.
    CHIRON
    Thou hast undone our mother.
    AARON
    Villain, I have done thy mother.

  • @Siddingsby
    @Siddingsby 3 роки тому +2

    9:28 you've got the wrong Henry IV there, my man.

    • @totesmcgoats9217
      @totesmcgoats9217 3 роки тому +2

      At least it is a Henry IV, and not just some random dude. An effort was made.

  • @someguy-cv9jd
    @someguy-cv9jd 3 роки тому

    Can you do a video about general European history which covers a century for example and focuses on the big picture and geopolitics. I don't know how popular it would be but that's my suggestion, I think it would make a great video or series. Love your videos by the way, thanks very much for your work.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 роки тому +7

    Got their arses whipped lahk a Novi~*ghh*~rad hooaah!

    • @emilchen9866
      @emilchen9866 3 роки тому +2

      First

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому +2

      What in the world are you talking about?

    • @weird134
      @weird134 3 роки тому

      War thunder.

    • @tankermottind
      @tankermottind 3 роки тому

      @@hannibalburgers477 The Bloody Baron's soldiers from The Witcher 3 would say things like that as you walked by.

  • @jasonkurtrix357
    @jasonkurtrix357 3 роки тому

    There is no tactical movement, just pure force.

  • @guycalabrese4040
    @guycalabrese4040 3 роки тому

    Yes! This made my sunday!

  • @christianronaldandrewpanja9242
    @christianronaldandrewpanja9242 3 роки тому

    This video, explain alot of my observation in my Country, why easy to humiliate wrong doer, than to stop endless, blood feud, based on insult, or joke on other Indonesian culture.

  • @markusz4447
    @markusz4447 3 роки тому +3

    This is basically how you start a Bar fight

  • @Ocker3
    @Ocker3 3 роки тому

    Love your work :)

  • @mescaLEO
    @mescaLEO 3 роки тому

    About honor: will you make a video about how duels worked, rules of engagements, including more recent ages, use of pistols, etc?

  • @WarPigstheHun
    @WarPigstheHun 2 роки тому

    "Sir, do you bite your thumb at me!?"
    "No sir, but I DO bite my thumb!" - Sampson on how to start a fight.

  • @Kim-the-Dane-1952
    @Kim-the-Dane-1952 3 роки тому +1

    Today we call that kind of writing Thruthiness :-)

  • @ramik81
    @ramik81 3 роки тому +2

    I'm pretty sure momma jokes are about as old as time itself.
    Especially involving a goat.

  • @lordaeron15
    @lordaeron15 3 роки тому

    Travels back in time to the 13th century, drops an inocente a yomama joke, starts a whole conflict spanning generations.

  • @subpargamer1119
    @subpargamer1119 3 роки тому

    "Things you can say that will start a fight"
    "You guys wanna start a fight?"

  • @rexcroatorum7654
    @rexcroatorum7654 3 роки тому

    I really love your work guys!
    I think the Siege of Jerusalem in the 1st Crusade was also a great example of mockery on medieval battlefields. I once read that while under siege, the muslim garrison paraded crosses on the walls, urinated and spit on them while the "Franks" led a barefoot procession around the city.

  • @JC-uz3ey
    @JC-uz3ey 2 роки тому

    "Hey, you wanna start a fight?" - 900AD

  • @theblackprince1346
    @theblackprince1346 3 роки тому

    Minor error at 9:28 the picture used to show Henry IV the Holy Roman Emperor (1084 - 1105) is actually Henry IV of England (1399 - 1413) besides from that another great video.