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  • @Rclarke115
    @Rclarke115 4 роки тому +13

    6:08 Best thing Nikolai has ever said.

  • @sneed7123
    @sneed7123 8 років тому +24

    "You are soft, like pampered western capitalist."

  • @XjCam-yv9kr
    @XjCam-yv9kr 2 роки тому +5

    8:05 has always been my favorite max ammo quote

  • @WindGagrasseior
    @WindGagrasseior 10 років тому +18

    Lol 16:37
    Nikolai: Damn I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page.

    • @IndianTrollface
      @IndianTrollface 4 роки тому

      What makes him say that in zombies

    • @skickers14
      @skickers14 3 роки тому

      @@IndianTrollface pack a punching weapon

  • @panzeriv3563
    @panzeriv3563 5 років тому +10

    6:05 Greatest Quote in all of Zombies,makes me laugh everytime

  • @juicemanjimbo
    @juicemanjimbo 9 років тому +37

    10:15 best one XD

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies 2 роки тому +2

    1:14
    “You are like 3rd wife, always asking for more” 😂😂😂

  • @pirate5019
    @pirate5019 8 років тому +24

    I didn't know Facebook dated all the way back in 1960's

    • @kenzieuchiha1191
      @kenzieuchiha1191 5 років тому +2

      @@Monkey_jo They did. Call of the Dead took place in 2010 (BO1's release year).

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 4 роки тому

      Kenni Cumberbatch yeah but how did they find a laptop/phone?

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 4 роки тому

      Kenni Cumberbatch also Ultimus Ascension chronologically and timeline wise takes place before COTD and the timeline says they flew from Kino Der Toten straight to Ascension.

    • @arrivedknight7632
      @arrivedknight7632 4 роки тому

      @@zombies4evadude24 did you forget that they jump through timelines to change their fates?

  • @InsanityInc100
    @InsanityInc100 12 років тому +4

    "I like Dempsey because he is brave, like third wife. Someday he will die, but he will take many with him, like fourth wife...".

  • @Farfigschiter.
    @Farfigschiter. 6 місяців тому +1

    0:31 the most simple out of ammo line but its my favorite because its the last thing you'd expect from Nikolai and more from maybe Dempsey or even the marines from world at war

  • @Autogirl1234
    @Autogirl1234 12 років тому +4

    If you can sit through all of this without even smiling then you my friend have a problem.....

  • @Bluetoad8574
    @Bluetoad8574 4 роки тому +4

    Me At 10:48

  • @3MadPiranha3
    @3MadPiranha3 12 років тому +6

    Nikolai Belinski is best of all characters.

  • @mobeen4114
    @mobeen4114 9 років тому +15

    Dempsey....I like him because he is brave, like 3rd wife
    He is going to die one day and he'll take many with him, like 4th wife

    • @iona5917
      @iona5917 4 роки тому +1

      16:06 if you wanna hear it

  • @MisterPersonSiR_
    @MisterPersonSiR_ 9 років тому +6

    To all people confused
    Dempsey killed american zombies at groom lake/griffin station

  • @Nick19962010
    @Nick19962010 11 років тому +9

    16:37 Nikolai has a Facebook. I'm sending hin a friend request. LOL

  • @TheMikayla1987
    @TheMikayla1987 13 років тому +6

    "I used this weapon to kill a bear once....she was my first wife....."

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior 13 років тому +1

    @KirbyComicsVids I've noticed that, too. Dempsey is about the only character that hasn't killed his own nationality of zombies. The only Americans that have killed their own nationality of zombies are JFK, McNamara, and Nixon.

  • @Haj_Otter
    @Haj_Otter 11 років тому +8

    8:55 Nikolai should be in the next life alert commercial xD

  • @disturbedfan425
    @disturbedfan425 13 років тому +5

    my favorite one "I'm warning you! I'm flammable! haha"

  • @Smreks1
    @Smreks1 13 років тому +5

    did anyone else notice that there is no double tap in ascension but yet he mentions it in 7:12?

  • @drakevevo3710
    @drakevevo3710 4 роки тому +2

    i just love when you get a carpenter and he says "i am drunk big surprise hehe"

  • @JasheiHana
    @JasheiHana 12 років тому +2

    Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! That is officially my favorite Nikolai quote.

  • @movizsarstudios2024
    @movizsarstudios2024 6 місяців тому +1

    3:39 i just got lucky 😂😂 that line just never gets old

  • @Seanpaulda2nd
    @Seanpaulda2nd 13 років тому +2

    "Figures,our bushido warrior left it undone. HUBOYISHABUGOBA!" XD

  • @CrystalTear020
    @CrystalTear020 12 років тому +2

    "I think the vodka improves my aim."

  • @L186kmps
    @L186kmps 13 років тому +3

    8:04 IM SO HAPPY I CAN DO THE TREPAK!

  • @TheInsaneIan
    @TheInsaneIan 12 років тому

    If you don't dislike this video, you 3. Then, we won't disrespect you..........Such balance in nature.

  • @RobinVerstraeten
    @RobinVerstraeten 12 років тому +1

    Takeo doesn't respect Demsey and he swore that he will kill Richtofen one day. And Dempsey thinks Nikolai is dumb or something, I don't know. He respects him tho, but I don't think he likes him.

  • @RunicBlade001
    @RunicBlade001 13 років тому

    @Smreks1
    so much vodka has blended all the maps to poor Nilolai

  • @ZzPsych3dzZ
    @ZzPsych3dzZ 13 років тому

    wow theres alot more of these then I thought

  • @katatattack
    @katatattack 13 років тому +1

    "Richtofen... I dunno why he likes me so much... Maybe he's trying for a free drink, heheh... I don't give free drinks." Nikolai makes me laugh XD

  • @gertok9
    @gertok9 13 років тому

    once i got the crossbow and he said " bears dont fly but this will make me faster"WHAT?

  • @panzeriv3563
    @panzeriv3563 5 років тому

    Ascension has the best quotes

  • @Mario7462YT
    @Mario7462YT 5 років тому +1

    Bluetoad Hears This
    At 8:04

  • @zomb1eez
    @zomb1eez 7 місяців тому

    10:13 i remember laughing until my stomach hurt when i first heard this

  • @TheGPhilly23
    @TheGPhilly23 13 років тому +1

    14:44 is the best quote from him ever!!!

  • @ZeldaKnightress
    @ZeldaKnightress 13 років тому

    Man i love Nikolai so much he makes me laugh all the time

  • @XMan2001X
    @XMan2001X 12 років тому +1

    So, Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey. Look what they made!

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior 13 років тому

    @Wellies2k9 Yea they were, but then again, Group 935 was there, so they may be predominately German.

  • @zombiefreaktank
    @zombiefreaktank 5 років тому +1

    1:33 now he's just being mean

  • @B4BJr
    @B4BJr 13 років тому

    @toaseman go to your channel, click on settings and there should be something called *Channel Type* there you go

  • @Garrettp375thescrublord
    @Garrettp375thescrublord 13 років тому

    I dont think throwing my gun at them will be as affective as ammo

  • @ninjaownaah
    @ninjaownaah 13 років тому +1

    2:44 epic voice crack

  • @jeager1999
    @jeager1999 13 років тому

    I like Niko and Richtofen. Like when the say a quote with pauses in them.

  • @nicklor51
    @nicklor51 11 років тому +1

    they not part of zombie storyline

  • @nopefactory1807
    @nopefactory1807 8 років тому

    "This is why I did not join Air Force" -Nikolai 1960s

  • @brando21az
    @brando21az 12 років тому

    im so happy icould do the tropak .....

  • @TheMikayla1987
    @TheMikayla1987 13 років тому

    HUSHIEGUGABUGAGBYE! No more vodka for you, Takeo!

  • @kamikaze123456790
    @kamikaze123456790 13 років тому

    u should say its from ascension so it doesnt confuse people

  • @JJandScopeey
    @JJandScopeey 13 років тому +1

    "hey cousin lets go bowling"

  • @TheBraniChan
    @TheBraniChan 13 років тому

    I've fallen and I can't get up!

  • @clockwerk35
    @clockwerk35 12 років тому

    lol yeah those quotes are funny as hell, I'm like did they meant to put those quotes on or was it by accident, Richtofen also has a quote like that: How can I download this into my mp3 player?

  • @Smreks1
    @Smreks1 13 років тому

    Well, I don't play PC but the Xbox so there is no double tap at all and you could have mistaken it for stamina-up

  • @nd25
    @nd25 10 років тому

    After Origins Richtofen went crazy Nikolai went from smart to dumb because of his wives and his love of Vodka

    • @KeterLordFR
      @KeterLordFR 9 років тому +3

      No, the characters from Origins are from a different timeline. In Ascension's timeline, Richtofen killed Maxis by teleporting him. In origins, he took Maxis' brain.

  • @Smreks1
    @Smreks1 13 років тому

    @JJleonkiller they took it out becuz a lot of people found the perk useless but then again, that other crowd wanted it back as the four original perks, and so treyarch put it back in call of the dead, another reason they took it out is because I think there would be too may perks to guard in ascension from monkeys and double tap was the most useless in their eyes, so they took it out, BTW any1 know if monkeys go after mule kick now that it's in every map? O.o

  • @HiramUlyssesSimpsonGrant
    @HiramUlyssesSimpsonGrant 6 років тому +1

    8:05 hey hey hey!

  • @BrendanW0214
    @BrendanW0214 13 років тому

    @Axel4432 It's part of the Martyoshka Doll easter egg

  • @mrmillsap
    @mrmillsap 13 років тому

    LMAO "Fuck you teddy bear!"

  • @Marcelelias11
    @Marcelelias11 11 років тому

    The celebrities don't kill american zombies in call of the dead(unless you're counting romero).

  • @DoctorDJFresh
    @DoctorDJFresh 12 років тому +1

    Richtofen And Nikolai Are Friends
    Dempsey And Takeo Are Friends
    Takeo And Richtofen Are Friends
    Nikolai And Dempsey Are Friends
    Done.

  • @SOADfan1825
    @SOADfan1825 13 років тому

    0:31 "FUCK! Out of ammo!!!" Hahahaha nice

  • @TheD24man
    @TheD24man 13 років тому

    2:45 my fav Nikolai quote

  • @KirbyComicsVids
    @KirbyComicsVids 13 років тому

    Richtifen kills his own ppl, Takeo kills his own ppl, Nikolai kills his own ppl, but what about Dempsey?

  • @ChrisMathers3501
    @ChrisMathers3501 13 років тому +1

    Dempsey. I like him because he's brave, like third wife. He is going to die one day, but he'll take many with him. Like fourth wife.
    XD

  • @12asianguy
    @12asianguy 13 років тому

    takeo disliked this,because he has vodka,not honor

  • @DunadanRanger
    @DunadanRanger 11 років тому +1

    8:05 - another Nikolai dance!

  • @TheInsaneIan
    @TheInsaneIan 13 років тому

    1 person pulled Nikolai's finger.

  • @blackopspwnage5
    @blackopspwnage5 13 років тому

    How does thinking of takeo make him thirsty

  • @clone150
    @clone150 13 років тому

    All I got from this is Nikolai has a FaceBook page, and that he does not give out free drinks.... I wonder if that counts for refills too :P

  • @Kenisi1
    @Kenisi1 13 років тому

    13:46-Beware comrades, I am armed and drunk. Now THAT is a serious warning :D

  • @diegobarron708
    @diegobarron708 9 років тому

    Man he/she forgot the russian doll one that goes like "My sister made these,she's a bitch"

    • @theshadow3438
      @theshadow3438 8 років тому

      "/she" -Because "Nikolai" is totally a girls' name-

    • @theshadow3438
      @theshadow3438 8 років тому

      smh

    • @aidenlee4352
      @aidenlee4352 8 років тому

      +ThEsHaDoW343 He's talking about the guy that made the video, dumbass.

  • @RyoFox630
    @RyoFox630 13 років тому

    no dislikes... everyone likes nikolai

  • @BiverORkenny
    @BiverORkenny 13 років тому

    Kino der toten: ''I hate you Takeo''
    Ascension at 09:01: '' Oh crap! I really need help, and i dont even care if it Takeo! >.

  • @TopNep17
    @TopNep17 13 років тому

    every time i here a quote about his wives, i can only imagine how they look like...

  • @SgtAwesome6
    @SgtAwesome6 13 років тому

    10:15 best part "bushipidabushpah!"

  • @marxistideologue
    @marxistideologue 13 років тому

    @mackers0071 GREEN donuts. He mentions it when you kill a horde with a Ray Gun.

  • @tom79798
    @tom79798 13 років тому

    you fall before the mighty buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

  • @VaporeonLayne
    @VaporeonLayne 11 років тому

    4:11 You fall forth from the mighty *BURP* XDD

  • @MusicGamesEverything
    @MusicGamesEverything 12 років тому +1

    fav character no zombies game is complete without the drunk swearing russian

  • @littledudes321
    @littledudes321 12 років тому

    did Nikolia said he has a facebook page... in the 60s?

  • @FudgeFTW
    @FudgeFTW 13 років тому

    "Death by green donuts."

  • @delonmeau
    @delonmeau 13 років тому

    Sounds like heavy from TF2!

  • @kevingonzalez-james6421
    @kevingonzalez-james6421 6 місяців тому

    lol He just shits on takeo for 2 minutes straight. Makes sense why he doesn't like the Japanese.

  • @TheGlenn8
    @TheGlenn8 13 років тому

    WE WANR MOON

  • @ATTACKOFTHEBENZ
    @ATTACKOFTHEBENZ 13 років тому +1

    takeo disliked this

  • @southbayjay2540
    @southbayjay2540 7 років тому

    Was anyone else like
    JUST FUCKING COUGH

  • @cjdog23
    @cjdog23  13 років тому

    @SHSkeip47 please stop spamming and please start reading the discription

  • @ZombieCrazy100
    @ZombieCrazy100 13 років тому

    instead of that,...zombies have no respect for personal space, like me.

  • @aaazz11999
    @aaazz11999 13 років тому

    8:14 i love that quote, its soo funny lol

  • @cjdog23
    @cjdog23  13 років тому

    @Blackops859 i dont have any restriction on time or size ;)

  • @superadam2112
    @superadam2112 13 років тому

    damn i keep forgetting to update my facebook page

  • @graydiagram
    @graydiagram 12 років тому

    you should thank me for give you something to do other runing away my favorite quote

  • @floydhebert3684
    @floydhebert3684 5 років тому

    Story Quotes: 16:04

  • @angelofheaven25
    @angelofheaven25 13 років тому

    I'm warning you, I'm flammable...! Hehe, pull my finger

  • @delicatelyanxious
    @delicatelyanxious 8 років тому

    Hehe he said I'm brave

  • @TheMikayla1987
    @TheMikayla1987 13 років тому

    "You look just like my sister....I hate you Richtofen.."

  • @Lunatic_w0lf95
    @Lunatic_w0lf95 13 років тому

    beware comrades i am armed and drunk

  • @m3602pac
    @m3602pac 13 років тому +1

    8:57-9:00 nickolai needs life aleart

  • @KingBlueDog500
    @KingBlueDog500 13 років тому

    No more vodka for takeo... Oh wait you dont drink, NO WONDER I DONT LIKE YOU!