i remember this. when i was a dumb middle school kid, i got into the goth subculture and legitimately looked up "how to be goth videos" for advice. including this one. and i took it seriously upon first viewing. how i passed middle school is beyond me.
Only a true goth can laugh at themselves and own the clichés of our sub-culture. Apparently, I'm the most pretentious of all goths, but at least I spin vinyl. They SO forgot about Funker Vogt, Anders Manga, and Combichrist. PS: You know you're truly goth when you've had sex to CHRISTFUCK by :WUMPSCUT: and/or Bloodletting On The Naked Kiss by Anders Manga... Apparently, I'm not only so goth I shit bats, but I'm SOOO goth that my Skinny Puppy doesn't say "bow-wow" he says "BAUHAUS!" :P
"Do to vast feelings that everyone is a poser" That makes me laugh so hard everytime. The only negative thing about this was that they used Electro instead of Deathrock. Still funny as hell.
@Braleven Scene - a style of Fashion incorporating tight jeans, colorful logoed shirts, punk elements, crazy, spiked and or layered hair, often dyed bright colors, dyed black racoon tailed, and/or bleached.
It's clear that in the video, while not spelled out, one of the more subtle jokes is that all the music referred to is what goths actually listen to and that actually gets danced to. Industrial.
brillantly concepted and extremely well made. you guys really raised the bar. i'm so showing all my friends this, seriously, i should spread the awesomeness. am i spazzy to you? then that means i'm doing my job.
That was called 'Goth Talk' and UA-cam already took it off for copyright infringement :x However a quick consultation with Google and the words 'Prom of Doom' + 'Goth Talk' should yield excellent results.
here's a question for you... what if one doesn't want to considered "goth" but is called goth by the way they dress and what they are in too? I can in no way ever say I am on the same foot as someone like youself, so where do I stand? I'm not going to stop loving what I love and dressing the way I do just because I'm labeled a bad goth or poser. so what to do?
KMFDM stands for "Kill Mother-Fucking Depeche Mode", and Einsturzende Neubauten" means "destroy new buildings". As for cadge31, this translates into "closed-minded business owner who has an unethical recruitment policy"...
Thankyou for your input! I had always seen goth people with a very negative initial stance (never hatred, just distrust), based on my experiences with my goth friends, and a few metal shows. I will keep your words at heart and look give goths a bit more credit. Sorry if my post was tiny bit sour (the question is sour, really).
i remember this.
when i was a dumb middle school kid, i got into the goth subculture and legitimately looked up "how to be goth videos" for advice. including this one. and i took it seriously upon first viewing.
how i passed middle school is beyond me.
Me to.
"That's it.. Leather" That's it. That's goth.
the sun makes my head hurt and my eyes burn. so i stay inside the house but if i'm forced to go out then i put sunglasses on to protect myself
I still love the nerd doing the Konami Code on his NES buckle.
i like how under the list of rediculous names that are not our own, the last one on the list is actually the real name of Rogue from cruxshadows :3
Only a true goth can laugh at themselves and own the clichés of our sub-culture. Apparently, I'm the most pretentious of all goths, but at least I spin vinyl. They SO forgot about Funker Vogt, Anders Manga, and Combichrist.
PS: You know you're truly goth when you've had sex to CHRISTFUCK by :WUMPSCUT: and/or Bloodletting On The Naked Kiss by Anders Manga... Apparently, I'm not only so goth I shit bats, but I'm SOOO goth that my Skinny Puppy doesn't say "bow-wow" he says "BAUHAUS!" :P
No comments in 2019? I'll fix that, lol. This video is hilarious 😂
Burn down Hot Topic
Damn Vampire kids!
First step of being goth lol
I'm going to make a new goth, and name him , "Goth Gotherson"! Sorry, humor from Goth Lyfe.
This aged like fine wine. 😂👌
"No, I hate the sun, it makes my eyes bleed." lmao. xD
i'm glad someone knows who KMFDM is. lol
Damn this is an old video.
I was 15 when this was first published.
@_@ I feel old.
My goth name is Angsty McGotherson.
the theme song you guys wrote rocks, this helped me get through my internet explorer 8 beta download easily
A classic.
"Do not speak unless spoken to!!"
"My grandpa bought me that!"
"Do not speak unless spoken to!!"
Lmao, this whole thing was quality stuff.
This was thoroughly entertaining.
"My grandma bought me that! D:"
"... DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO."
Effin' funny. XD
And here I am again, watching this... and it still cracks me up.
I remember watching this video in 2007. I just got invited to a goth theme party and I'm using this as a guide. Thank you so much.
Happy World Goth Day to my fellow poseurs!
"Do to vast feelings that everyone is a poser"
That makes me laugh so hard everytime.
The only negative thing about this was that they used Electro instead of Deathrock.
Still funny as hell.
Jay Kantor *is* a god.
Also... "I hate the sun. It makes my eyes bleed."
- Lisa
Wow. This was 15 years ago when this video was 📫
Oh hell no I can see your food baby from here, Mr.Goth ;D
My goth I just re discovered this treasure XD HOW WAS THIS 16 YEARS AGO ?!?! Ahhhh xD
I love how tongue-in-cheek this whole video is. C'mon, The Gothsicles is the THEME SONG.
I lol'ed so hard.
That's a pretty brilliant.
I'll bring it up tonight while me and my DJ friends talk about music and our girlfriends discuss scene drama!
That is a friggin' AWESOME song. Cheers mate.
i demand downloads to this song!!!!!!
whats the songs name at the credits?
I wanna download the song in credits, where do i go?..
i like when vas goes..."thats it. .. .. . leather." i cracked up... i saw them once in florida, great show!
I first got into Goth culture back in early 2017
YEAAHHHH GOTHSICLES !
Gonna have people call me spooky dave from now on
@Braleven Scene - a style of Fashion incorporating tight jeans, colorful logoed shirts, punk elements, crazy, spiked and or layered hair, often dyed bright colors, dyed black racoon tailed, and/or bleached.
whats the name of the song in the credits?
where did you find the hanzel und gretyl interview!!!!
Can you download that song anywhere?
what is the song at the end
The music responses are so true. I've actually heard my DJ friend say them.
@MonsterLover1997 question! since when are tripp pants goth? not to make an argument about it but i was just wandering....
did u notice the theme song is four seasons
It's clear that in the video, while not spelled out, one of the more subtle jokes is that all the music referred to is what goths actually listen to and that actually gets danced to.
Industrial.
so i take it then from what i have heard and seen goths dont like progress?
and will eventually grow out of the gothic style?
lol he knows nothing about goth. but funny vid xD
a beautifully made video. genius!!!!
*Snickers* Blacky McGotherson *Snickers some more* That was great!
This was HILARIOUS, and I loved the end song.
brillantly concepted and extremely well made. you guys really raised the bar. i'm so showing all my friends this, seriously, i should spread the awesomeness.
am i spazzy to you? then that means i'm doing my job.
The song at the end was fucking tight as hell.
Bravo what a class video and end song.
i love gothsicles, like, woah, you have no idea.
you will find it at the Gothsicles homesite
the talk to goths segment is so true and so hilarious
That was called 'Goth Talk' and UA-cam already took it off for copyright infringement :x
However a quick consultation with Google and the words 'Prom of Doom' + 'Goth Talk' should yield excellent results.
Greatest... Documentory... EVER...
you will find it at the home site of The gothsicles, I foud it there to
I have so many insults I want to say
I'm going to have this song stuck in my head for awhile. xD
the song is fantastic
Jay´s surname- the word Kantor means teacher, so that is what he does and on such a useful subject too :-)
This is genius. I love it!
So're you, no one is judging you though.
@p8onjones
IT IS A JOKE. lighten up for goth's sake -_-'
Haha that was so smart. Everything explained with details. The actors are cool.
This video totally rocks. I cracked up!
here's a question for you...
what if one doesn't want to considered "goth" but is called goth by the way they dress and what they are in too?
I can in no way ever say I am on the same foot as someone like youself, so where do I stand?
I'm not going to stop loving what I love and dressing the way I do just because I'm labeled a bad goth or poser.
so what to do?
I love the goth song at the end....Pride and Fall esque! I pissed myself at "Spooky Dave"
Love the song. Lol. Great job.
LOL!!!!!! That was funny. Nice song with it too XD "my parents don't know I'm here!"
I wasted moments of my life, on my death bed I'm going to think of this and be pissed
The daystar...it burns
KMFDM stands for "Kill Mother-Fucking Depeche Mode", and Einsturzende Neubauten" means "destroy new buildings". As for cadge31, this translates into "closed-minded business owner who has an unethical recruitment policy"...
Thankyou for your input! I had always seen goth people with a very negative initial stance (never hatred, just distrust), based on my experiences with my goth friends, and a few metal shows. I will keep your words at heart and look give goths a bit more credit. Sorry if my post was tiny bit sour (the question is sour, really).
This is so funny, I am in love with it.
it's been a while..
"no i hate the sun,it makes my eyes bleed" XD
the dj be listening to gothsicles.
The end song sounds like if Ray Koefoed did pop music and had a slightly higher voice.
This video STILL makes me laugh. Ugh. So excellent. Hahaha
look who's talking mr or miss gotthkid2
Too funny, on point. Make more!
Excellent satire. I loved the bit surrounding the DJ. Also I think I might be one of those "geeks who think they are goth..." heh.
you guys rock!
i love youthcultures and want more stuff like that on youtube!
I looooooove this!!!!
And I loved the song, it's great, it makes me want to dance, yeah!!!
LMAO! That was amazing!
...I want that belt.
Virgil Roger Dupont III is Rogue's from Cruxshadow's real name. I thought that name was familar.
That suit jacket is looking a little bit tight there buddy.
I love this guy!
you tell me Jas.
Don't judge others if you aren't perfect...
As far as I know, No one is ever perfect!
dont forget mindless self indulgence :0)
"no, I hate the sun, it makes my eyes bleed".. haha love it
the gothsicles sound like the crucifucks gone techno
funniest thing under the "goth" search results list.