Carrie: don't mess with the outcasts. Salem's Lot: Don't trust your new neighbors...at all. The Shining: if you see something that upsets you, just look the other way and count to 10. The Stand: DANG THIS BOOK IS A STAND YOU CAN REACH THE COOKIE JAR WITH THIS THING. The Dead Zone: if you suffer a severe head injury it's not a total loss! You might be able to see the future down the line! Firestarter: ....I got nothing...... Cujo: if your car breaks down make sure it isn't in a bad place. Christine: don't buy a used car. Pet Sematary: Let it rest in piece! Don't wake it up from its eternal slumber! (Man, so inconsiderate!) IT: clowns are not supposed to be in storm drains, if you see one down there, RUN! Misery: be a do-bee and don't trust the edgy ex-nurse who is obsessed with a character you created. The Tommyknockers: Rewiring things just takes a boat load of store bought batteries! The dark half: Fictional beings can come back to haunt you. Needful things: if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.l
Stephen King taught me, among some many other writers, that the beauty of a story lays between the words it consists of: it's what you're left with after the journey.
Cujo: Just stay away from dogs acting funny Christine: Do not run into an alley way when a car that can rebuild itself is chasing you Pet Sematary: Don't mess with sacred ground that can bring the dead back, just don't. Salem's Lot: Stay out of the affairs of others or you might get a little more than you can chew. The Shining: If your kid is behaving more oddly than normal, then get the hell out. Firestarter: Don't mess with someone who can make you into a living torch. Carrie: Don't piss off the kids with abilities beyond your understanding. You might have a school dropped on your head. Dreamcatcher: Little boys are dicks to toothbrushes. Misery: Avoid lonely deserted roads during winter time. It: If a clown is carrying a balloon and saying "You'll float too." then get the hell outta there! Also the biggest lesson, just avoid Maine because it's fucked up XD
Carrie: Sometime your dream of using the Force can come true. ‘Salem’s Lot: Never open your windows to strangers. The Shining: mind over matter The Stand: when in doubt-blow it up. The Dead Zone: Your Fearless Leader is a lie. Firestarter: don’t take stuff from strangers. Cujo: when trapped by a rabid dog-for the love of God-get the damn bat! It: see a balloon, go the other way. Misery: some fans are nice, others not so much. The Dark Half: beware your other half. Dolores Claiborne: mother knows best Gerald’s Games: you want spice-do something without restraints. Green Mile: mankind is misunderstood. Cell: technology is bad Doctor Sleep: you must conquer yourself before conquering your ghost. And finally 11/22/63: just because you can change the past, doesn’t mean you should.
Carrie: ever wanted to force choke someone, if you’re an outcast, you probably can. The Shining: cabin fever is no laughing matter. Cujo: just get a cat.
I haven't read a lot of Stephen kings books, I've read only two novels and one short story, the only books I understood was Salems lot, the shining, Carrie, pet Sematary (which I read), mr Mercedes (which I also read) and misery (which I'm reading right now)
Carrie: Some girls get ESP with their PMS Dreamcatcher: If you and your friends uncover something during a camping trip it's best to leave. The Stand: Don't go to Vegas if the world ends. Gunslinger: Don't follow strange men into the desert. The Mist: Don't go to a supermarket if the world ends (or at least your part of New England). Under the Dome: Getting stuck in a town with a crazy God bothering car dealership owner is a terrible idea. Langolier: Don't wait for the giant reality eating Pac-Man monsters to fly back through the portal. 11/22/63: If someone is actively trying to stop you from changing history it's probably for a good reason. Mr. Mercedes: If you get away with a crime, don't taunt the retired detective. Finders Keepers: If you find an unpublished book by a famous author, try and have it published. At least you won't run the risk of an insane fan coming after you. End of Watch: Make sure the blow you did to the crazy psychopath actually kills him. Misery: People get really mad if you kill off their favorite characters. Drawing of the Three: Probably best to avoid lobster things that go around going "Did-a chick? Dum-a-chum?" Waste Lands: Talking trains might be suicidal. IT: Underage sex is better than a map and flashlights. Wizard and Glass: Small towns usually blow things out of proportion. 'Salem's Lot: Inviting floating people inside is a bad idea. The Shining: Being isolated with a recovered alcoholic for an extended period of time is not good for you. Gerald's Game: Being isolated with a guy who may have a heart condition and a pair of handcuffs is not good for you. Revival: Ants are evil.
He taught me to: Return books on time Don't stop if you see a car in the road next to a abandoned rest stop area Let your wife sell the land, and move to the city Don't live on an island Don't work in a hotel during winter If there's a door where it shouldn't be, don't go through it.
Carrie: Never underestimate that shy kid in class. Salem's Lot: Before Twilight, Vampires were actually scary. The Shining: If the person hiring you tells you someone brutally murdered his family in the place you're going to be working. Quit. Quit now. Cujo: Dogs are cute cuddly creatures. But sometimes, they aren't. Pet Sematary: "The soil of a man's heart is stonier." IT: Clowns don't want to make you laugh, they just want to mangle and eat you. Misery: being a writer might not be as fun as you thought. Revival: Death is not the end. But you'll wish it was...
Carrie:DON’T GO TO PROM! Salem’s Lot: Become friends with priests (just in case) The Shining: Don’t go into creepy hotel rooms! Firestarter: FIRES ARE COOL! Misery: If you are caught driving in a blizzard PULL OVER AND WAIT! The Mist: HIDE! THERE ARE SCARY MONSTERS OUTSIDE! The Body: Friendship Apt Pupil: Nazi’s are evil Shawshank Redemption: second chances Blockade Billy: Baseball is boring! The Running Man: reality shows really suck! Thinner: I need to get to the gym more often Gerald’s Game: STAY SINGLE Insomnia: NyQuil is a man’s best friend Needful Things: YOU DO NOT NEED IT! IT: If you see a creepy looking clown in a sewer RUN AWAY! The Dead Zone: The future is terrifying Mr.Mercedes: Cars are creepy Christine: This car is even creepier! The Tommyknockers: ALIENS ARE COOL! Pet Semetary: Leave it Dead! The Green Mile: some people in prison are nice Joyland: NEVER GOING TO CEDAR POINT AGAIN! That’s what I learned from Stephen King!
It's in a parallel universe where two nations are at war. It follows Captain Adams through his naval battles and some adventures on Islands. It's going to end with him in a ships cargo hold, prisoner to the enemy ship.
Personally, I started out with "Everything's Eventual," then just read short stories, then the novella collections like "Different Seasons," then work your way up to the novels. I was also 13, though. You may be older or younger. :/
I have not read many of his works but I started with Salem's Lot and loved it! I got a great intro to his style and the story was amazing. Great Vampire read!
Go with your gut but I just started with 11/22/63 and I’m glad I did because it’s a great story so far (still reading). It does turn into a romance in the middle of the book but it has little of everything. Sci fi, horror, suspense, historical fiction. It’s an amazing book so far. And it has references to It, Christine and maybe others that I missed because it is my first King book. My next read will be “It”.
Carrie: Don't bully the quiet kid or else they will kill you! Misery: Don't break your legs in the middle of nowhere. It: Don't accept balloons from strangers! The Stand: Don't get the crazy guy to do your bidding, just don't. Mr. Mercedes: Don't tell the detective that you did it. That's my collection!
Alannah Hurley Just count the books in this video. Then add 1 for a library book I got once, plus 8 more for the Dark Tower books that were on another shelf and I forgot about.
Dead is better Return library books on time If your car repairs it's self, sell it Don't let anyone handcuff you to a bed Don't stay in a hotel unless there are lot's of people there Stay out of any town named Castle Rock or Derry If you kill your wife don't throw her down a well.
Don't live in Maine...
Why not? It's awesome here!
Carrie: don't mess with the outcasts.
Salem's Lot: Don't trust your new neighbors...at all.
The Shining: if you see something that upsets you, just look the other way and count to 10.
The Stand: DANG THIS BOOK IS A STAND YOU CAN REACH THE COOKIE JAR WITH THIS THING.
The Dead Zone: if you suffer a severe head injury it's not a total loss! You might be able to see the future down the line!
Firestarter: ....I got nothing......
Cujo: if your car breaks down make sure it isn't in a bad place.
Christine: don't buy a used car.
Pet Sematary: Let it rest in piece! Don't wake it up from its eternal slumber! (Man, so inconsiderate!)
IT: clowns are not supposed to be in storm drains, if you see one down there, RUN!
Misery: be a do-bee and don't trust the edgy ex-nurse who is obsessed with a character you created.
The Tommyknockers: Rewiring things just takes a boat load of store bought batteries!
The dark half: Fictional beings can come back to haunt you.
Needful things: if it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.l
drakethehedgehog1 correction, for Christine it is: don't by used cars from creepy old guys
TheMasked Reviewer true. Very true.
Stephen King taught me, among some many other writers, that the beauty of a story lays between the words it consists of: it's what you're left with after the journey.
Nice. I am also a rabid King fan... Very good descriptions, by the way 😁
Cujo: Just stay away from dogs acting funny
Christine: Do not run into an alley way when a car that can rebuild itself is chasing you
Pet Sematary: Don't mess with sacred ground that can bring the dead back, just don't.
Salem's Lot: Stay out of the affairs of others or you might get a little more than you can chew.
The Shining: If your kid is behaving more oddly than normal, then get the hell out.
Firestarter: Don't mess with someone who can make you into a living torch.
Carrie: Don't piss off the kids with abilities beyond your understanding. You might have a school dropped on your head.
Dreamcatcher: Little boys are dicks to toothbrushes.
Misery: Avoid lonely deserted roads during winter time.
It: If a clown is carrying a balloon and saying "You'll float too." then get the hell outta there!
Also the biggest lesson, just avoid Maine because it's fucked up XD
Love this music!
I'm reading "The Stand" right now. Thanks for spoiling the ending I suppose . . . 😅
Carrie: Sometime your dream of using the Force can come true.
‘Salem’s Lot: Never open your windows to strangers.
The Shining: mind over matter
The Stand: when in doubt-blow it up.
The Dead Zone: Your Fearless Leader is a lie.
Firestarter: don’t take stuff from strangers.
Cujo: when trapped by a rabid dog-for the love of God-get the damn bat!
It: see a balloon, go the other way.
Misery: some fans are nice, others not so much.
The Dark Half: beware your other half.
Dolores Claiborne: mother knows best
Gerald’s Games: you want spice-do something without restraints.
Green Mile: mankind is misunderstood.
Cell: technology is bad
Doctor Sleep: you must conquer yourself before conquering your ghost.
And finally 11/22/63: just because you can change the past, doesn’t mean you should.
Carrie: ever wanted to force choke someone, if you’re an outcast, you probably can.
The Shining: cabin fever is no laughing matter.
Cujo: just get a cat.
When's the July ask Travis coming out?
I haven't read a lot of Stephen kings books, I've read only two novels and one short story, the only books I understood was Salems lot, the shining, Carrie, pet Sematary (which I read), mr Mercedes (which I also read) and misery (which I'm reading right now)
P.s I forgot some, I know IT and Christine and the cell
thats 9 books. thats a lot dude lol
The Mr. Mercedes one got me 😂😂😂
'Everything' creeped me out so much :(
How did u like finders keepers? was it better than Mercedes? do a review on it
Awesome!!
Carrie: Some girls get ESP with their PMS
Dreamcatcher: If you and your friends uncover something during a camping trip it's best to leave.
The Stand: Don't go to Vegas if the world ends.
Gunslinger: Don't follow strange men into the desert.
The Mist: Don't go to a supermarket if the world ends (or at least your part of New England).
Under the Dome: Getting stuck in a town with a crazy God bothering car dealership owner is a terrible idea.
Langolier: Don't wait for the giant reality eating Pac-Man monsters to fly back through the portal.
11/22/63: If someone is actively trying to stop you from changing history it's probably for a good reason.
Mr. Mercedes: If you get away with a crime, don't taunt the retired detective.
Finders Keepers: If you find an unpublished book by a famous author, try and have it published. At least you won't run the risk of an insane fan coming after you.
End of Watch: Make sure the blow you did to the crazy psychopath actually kills him.
Misery: People get really mad if you kill off their favorite characters.
Drawing of the Three: Probably best to avoid lobster things that go around going "Did-a chick? Dum-a-chum?"
Waste Lands: Talking trains might be suicidal.
IT: Underage sex is better than a map and flashlights.
Wizard and Glass: Small towns usually blow things out of proportion.
'Salem's Lot: Inviting floating people inside is a bad idea.
The Shining: Being isolated with a recovered alcoholic for an extended period of time is not good for you.
Gerald's Game: Being isolated with a guy who may have a heart condition and a pair of handcuffs is not good for you.
Revival: Ants are evil.
M-O-O-N that spells nuclear fallout.
He taught me to:
Return books on time
Don't stop if you see a car in the road next to a abandoned rest stop area
Let your wife sell the land, and move to the city
Don't live on an island
Don't work in a hotel during winter
If there's a door where it shouldn't be, don't go through it.
Carrie: Never underestimate that shy kid in class.
Salem's Lot: Before Twilight, Vampires were actually scary.
The Shining: If the person hiring you tells you someone brutally murdered his family in the place you're going to be working. Quit. Quit now.
Cujo: Dogs are cute cuddly creatures. But sometimes, they aren't.
Pet Sematary: "The soil of a man's heart is stonier."
IT: Clowns don't want to make you laugh, they just want to mangle and eat you.
Misery: being a writer might not be as fun as you thought.
Revival: Death is not the end. But you'll wish it was...
one of the best thing I've even seen!
That edition of The Stand looked kinda small
Hey Travis can you do the dark tower series review or some books :D ?
Okay, now I get the one about Dreamcatcher.
Brilliant
What Stephen King book would you recommend to a King newbie ?
oOoRiellaoOo go for the Dead Zone :)
This was awesome :D I'm so late with this video.. BUT IT'S OKAY, everything's fine.
Carrie:DON’T GO TO PROM!
Salem’s Lot: Become friends with priests (just in case)
The Shining: Don’t go into creepy hotel rooms!
Firestarter: FIRES ARE COOL!
Misery: If you are caught driving in a blizzard PULL OVER AND WAIT!
The Mist: HIDE! THERE ARE SCARY MONSTERS OUTSIDE!
The Body: Friendship
Apt Pupil: Nazi’s are evil
Shawshank Redemption: second chances
Blockade Billy: Baseball is boring!
The Running Man: reality shows really suck!
Thinner: I need to get to the gym more often
Gerald’s Game: STAY SINGLE
Insomnia: NyQuil is a man’s best friend
Needful Things: YOU DO NOT NEED IT!
IT: If you see a creepy looking clown in a sewer RUN AWAY!
The Dead Zone: The future is terrifying
Mr.Mercedes: Cars are creepy
Christine: This car is even creepier!
The Tommyknockers: ALIENS ARE COOL!
Pet Semetary: Leave it Dead!
The Green Mile: some people in prison are nice
Joyland: NEVER GOING TO CEDAR POINT AGAIN!
That’s what I learned from Stephen King!
for the entire Dark Tower Series:Do not go on a journey to a giant tower.
This is awesome! LOL.
Teenage aliens suck
-Applies to 80% of his books
I am writing a short book (For school), and I wanted to know what tips you have for a fourteen year old.
Lost|Cryptum keep it simple. Start, middle and an end. Your protagonist must evolve during your story.
Thanks for the advice I have my plot now it should be pretty good.
Lost|Cryptum
You're welcome. What's your story about ?
It's in a parallel universe where two nations are at war. It follows Captain Adams through his naval battles and some adventures on Islands. It's going to end with him in a ships cargo hold, prisoner to the enemy ship.
have you read end of watch
Ethans Music he probably has but end of watch didn't come out when he made this video
hahaha, great video, bro!
He taught me if your brother tells u to be careful, maybe he can see the future nd you better stay home
I enjoyed this very much. Haha.
😂😂😂😂Awsm, just perfect.
LOVED this video! Very accurate lmao
Carrie=bullying is fum, and don't mess with religious people
11/22/63=don't change history, don't go to main or dallas
I want to read some Stephen King. Where would you recommend I start?
Misery
Dara Rohan cujo
The shining!
Personally, I started out with "Everything's Eventual," then just read short stories, then the novella collections like "Different Seasons," then work your way up to the novels. I was also 13, though. You may be older or younger. :/
+Dara Rohan It's massive, but The Stand is amazing. If 1400 pages sounds like something you could actually finish I'd recommend it.
What is a good first Stephen King book?
I have not read many of his works but I started with Salem's Lot and loved it! I got a great intro to his style and the story was amazing. Great Vampire read!
Go with your gut but I just started with 11/22/63 and I’m glad I did because it’s a great story so far (still reading). It does turn into a romance in the middle of the book but it has little of everything. Sci fi, horror, suspense, historical fiction. It’s an amazing book so far. And it has references to It, Christine and maybe others that I missed because it is my first King book. My next read will be “It”.
I started with It, loved it
Carrie: Don't bully the quiet kid or else they will kill you!
Misery: Don't break your legs in the middle of nowhere.
It: Don't accept balloons from strangers!
The Stand: Don't get the crazy guy to do your bidding, just don't.
Mr. Mercedes: Don't tell the detective that you did it.
That's my collection!
Haha! Great video.
How many books of Stephen King's did you read? 😱
Alannah Hurley Just count the books in this video. Then add 1 for a library book I got once, plus 8 more for the Dark Tower books that were on another shelf and I forgot about.
52, plus what since.
Brilliant. This made me laugh.
Yay I'm under the +301 club!
Molly Workman lol
Me too
No geralds game?
+ArkhamKnight84 That was a library book, I don't own a copy.
Travis McBee it taught me that AIDS isn't the only thing related to sex that can be dangerous.
Dead is better
Return library books on time
If your car repairs it's self, sell it
Don't let anyone handcuff you to a bed
Don't stay in a hotel unless there are lot's of people there
Stay out of any town named Castle Rock or Derry
If you kill your wife don't throw her down a well.
lol dude this is best one
i love stephen king he is like the best horror author today
possessed by horror shouldn't you be eating kids right now because of your thumbnail lol
Trevor Kernan ha ha.Well you shouldn't be having any guns in ur locker lol
He taught me that volcanos are a good way to spread anything you want around the world
He taught me that all work and no play makes you a dull boy ..
Stanley Kubrick taught you that.
Garet McKenna I'ts in pet sematary before that :P , but you're right lol
aylin kartal Yes, but didn't Pet Sematary come in 1983, three years after The Shining?
no one likes you lol
aylin kartal That's something you and I have in common.
BAHAHAHA