How to Fix Europe's Borders?

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  • @NikoBellic1300
    @NikoBellic1300 4 роки тому +6511

    Europeans: So you chosen death

  • @gosha305
    @gosha305 4 роки тому +1348

    Now you just need to your use the new map for an AI only game.

  • @Ryan-lv9zp
    @Ryan-lv9zp 3 роки тому +127

    Famous last words
    "It would be fun"

    • @afdalridwan3813
      @afdalridwan3813 2 роки тому +1

      Death toll : Over 10.000.000 death
      Mostly citizen, childern and woman

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati5588
    @federalbureauofinvestigati5588 3 роки тому +252

    Viking empire: leaves out Iceland
    Iceland: sad viking noises

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 3 роки тому +7

      Meanwhile I think Greenland quite possibly got independence..?

    • @Tapanitseini
      @Tapanitseini 2 роки тому +7

      Meanwhile in Finland: *“Swedish we are not, and Russians we don't want to become, so we shall be Finns”*
      (J. V. Snellman)

    • @oliveroun7391
      @oliveroun7391 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @kalleuhlenius452
      @kalleuhlenius452 Рік тому

      @@Tapanitseini as someone with a salmonsheart as a profile pic, whoo boy! Ya got it wrong.

  • @Sly922
    @Sly922 4 роки тому +6023

    *skips over Balkans*
    “You have chosen...wisely.”

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 4 роки тому +117

      Sly922 I was thinking the same thing while laughing 😂

    • @mihaelukmar4663
      @mihaelukmar4663 4 роки тому +102

      He choose wisely beacuse if not we will have 1991 again

    • @Gian0199
      @Gian0199 4 роки тому +29

      Yugoslavia or serbo-croatian country 😉

    • @thememedealer5301
      @thememedealer5301 4 роки тому +22

      @Bruderschaft von Nod TV takkkkkkkkkkooo jeeeeeeee

    • @aca703
      @aca703 4 роки тому +24

      @@Gian0199 Great Serbia and Great Croatia? Sounds nice!

  • @anzorsaid9504
    @anzorsaid9504 4 роки тому +2453

    “Culturally and language wise it makes zero sense but we’re just gonna do it anyways”
    Britain and France drawing up borders in the Middle East, 1950 colorized

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 роки тому +86

      Have you looked at Africa?

    • @seizofukumoto3324
      @seizofukumoto3324 4 роки тому +68

      Colonized countries were specifically partitioned so as to engineer a divided multi-ethnic country, not capable of uniting against foreign powers, hence, creating borders that, "don't make any sense."

    • @spiritualeco-syndicalisthe207
      @spiritualeco-syndicalisthe207 4 роки тому +20

      @@seizofukumoto3324 Yep. And for the same reason we have cultural science. Not because it's interesting what people on the other side of the planet do, but because the leaders of colonial empires wanted to understand their culture, because if you understand something, you can control it.

    • @nordicnostalgia8106
      @nordicnostalgia8106 4 роки тому +8

      Don't you mean 1918?

    • @hockeyislife2
      @hockeyislife2 4 роки тому +16

      1950? Are you kidding me that happened in 1919 at the end of WW1.

  • @marcor815
    @marcor815 3 роки тому +47

    2:50 the reason why switzerland and austria are disunited are nor historical. They are mathematics. If you put positive 🇨🇭 and negative 🇦🇹 together, it would be nothing left.

    • @Julius-ow9rj
      @Julius-ow9rj 2 роки тому +2

      Was redest du?

    • @stemym
      @stemym 2 роки тому +1

      Damn wtf is my country doin then (Hungary)

  • @alinhatnean6438
    @alinhatnean6438 3 роки тому +39

    When you gave away Transilvania
    România : This is a declaration of war

    • @ricsiihorvath7425
      @ricsiihorvath7425 3 роки тому +2

      This is the video, when i loved drew❤🇭🇺

    • @ricsiihorvath7425
      @ricsiihorvath7425 2 роки тому +3

      @Lehel Balogh amugy én adnám ha Erdély független ország lenne. Kb. olyan lenne mint a Németország Ausztria.

  • @blenderpanzi
    @blenderpanzi 4 роки тому +2620

    "Let's unity Cyprus." Next time: How to solve the Israel-Palestine-conflict.

    • @winnamon7587
      @winnamon7587 4 роки тому +4

      Please

    • @jasper9209
      @jasper9209 4 роки тому +8

      Not comparable

    • @strawhat128
      @strawhat128 4 роки тому +35

      Easy 🙂
      By wipe out all zionists out of Palestine

    • @jakecy0
      @jakecy0 4 роки тому +19

      Hey man im from cyprus and unity would be eas.... nevermind....

    • @jakecy0
      @jakecy0 4 роки тому +3

      @@8ball279 ready my comment again?

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 4 роки тому +1722

    *circles the Island of Ireland*
    Drew: "Someone's gotta take this"
    *England for most of history: "Say no more"*

    • @vaeder5427
      @vaeder5427 4 роки тому +33

      SuperWolfman9 funny, but England has only been trying to get Ireland for 700 years

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +86

      "One like and I take over the entirety of Ireland"
      "The British Empire liked that"
      "Say no more, fam"

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 4 роки тому +13

      the pope told us to

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 4 роки тому +12

      Only Britain took over Ireland, England had varying amounts of influence over it but never directly controlled all of it.

    • @caolangordon8167
      @caolangordon8167 4 роки тому +4

      Fėįf *800

  • @qui-gonjinn3322
    @qui-gonjinn3322 3 роки тому +32

    7:12 just for your knowledge, Drew, on that peninsula there is biggest city above polar line - Murmansk, population more than 300,000.

  • @lilcruz5422
    @lilcruz5422 3 роки тому +52

    Romania: *struggles for almost a millenia to get transylvania back*
    This guy:

    • @kakao6125
      @kakao6125 3 роки тому

      he did give a disclaimer didn't he

    • @olivierdk2
      @olivierdk2 3 роки тому

      Legionary Romania enter the chat.

    • @fabiandanesti1497
      @fabiandanesti1497 2 роки тому

      @Lehel Balogh well yes

    • @fabiandanesti1497
      @fabiandanesti1497 2 роки тому

      @Lehel Balogh 1600 its an example, Dacia is another

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 2 роки тому

      @Lehel Balogh But Dacians were already there

  • @slenderindragonball
    @slenderindragonball 4 роки тому +3982

    Video: explains how to fix Europe’s borders
    Germany: “I tried that once”

  • @intergalacticalcommiteeofp9807
    @intergalacticalcommiteeofp9807 4 роки тому +2810

    I love how he knows a lot and nothing at the same time about Europe.

    • @Jaxsf1
      @Jaxsf1 4 роки тому +70

      Intergalactical Commitee of Procrastination He plays dumb for his channel. He knows all the regions.

    • @demi172
      @demi172 4 роки тому +14

      @@Jaxsf1
      he still doesn't know how to pronouce "Catania" tho, so i'm not on your side.

    • @LolLol-zp4jy
      @LolLol-zp4jy 4 роки тому +13

      Intergalactical Commitee of Procrastination he does it like that to avoid offending people

    • @celavetex
      @celavetex 3 роки тому +7

      Welcome to America

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 3 роки тому

      Can you translate this to english?

  • @wonderstruck.
    @wonderstruck. 2 роки тому +6

    7:05 “Let’s give the nuclear-armed Kola peninsula to Finland 🤠”
    Honestly a good idea

  • @anelkia27
    @anelkia27 3 роки тому +86

    Drew: " you know, I kinda like the idea of Brittany "
    Me, a french, starting to understand what he's about to do: "D O N ' T Y O U D A R E"

    • @gwenn145
      @gwenn145 Рік тому +2

      Why not an independent Brittany ?

    • @LukaMLS
      @LukaMLS Рік тому

      @@gwenn145 bruh

  • @void-rg9hu
    @void-rg9hu 4 роки тому +870

    Drew: *looks at former yugoslavia*
    Southern slavs: *prepare weapons*
    Drew: yeah we ain't messing with this.
    Southern slavs: *nod*

  • @preciat816
    @preciat816 4 роки тому +2871

    This is exactly how I imagine the European powers drawing Africa's borders

    • @jackiemelo4751
      @jackiemelo4751 3 роки тому +60

      alex I scrolled down until I found a comment saying this because I thought the same thing and I found yours. Gave you your 69th thumbs up. Godspeed, my friend

    • @preciat816
      @preciat816 3 роки тому +17

      @@jackiemelo4751 I'm glad someone thought the same thing

    • @PossibleBat
      @PossibleBat 3 роки тому +14

      Now being replaced by China lol

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 3 роки тому +1

      True lmao

    • @Unknown-pi5ll
      @Unknown-pi5ll 3 роки тому +2

      What about Africans colonising other Africans you don’t think they should take the blame as well?.

  • @Bruenoe
    @Bruenoe 3 роки тому +4

    Here is my map:
    All Lichtenstein

  • @Phaios95
    @Phaios95 3 роки тому +7

    Drew: **unites Switzerland with Austria**
    At least not with Germany. Thank God.

    • @WhizzKid2012
      @WhizzKid2012 7 місяців тому

      Unite the germany with the denmark. Why does drew durnil keep denmark. Denmark is 💩

  • @MilesProwerHere
    @MilesProwerHere 4 роки тому +594

    Drew: *changes European borders*
    Europeans: *You have entered the wrong house*

  • @therealnoiapah1788
    @therealnoiapah1788 4 роки тому +841

    Drew: "I'm dumb"
    Proves it two seconds later by giving Turkey too Turkey

  • @drkroki7152
    @drkroki7152 3 роки тому +10

    I like how he skiped Balkans becuase he knew comments would be battlefield if he did something

    • @Suriganda
      @Suriganda 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine if he didn’t skip Balkan’s...

  • @DexM47
    @DexM47 2 роки тому +4

    2:50 I'm Swiss and I don't really see why this wouldn't work, actually 😊

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 4 роки тому +806

    “Now it’s time to trigger an entire continent”
    Ah, the classic American foreign policy pastime

    • @somerandomguy6800
      @somerandomguy6800 4 роки тому +5

      Mahīśāsaka As an avid follower of politics in America (obviously making me an American) and I can say that that’s very true

    • @nielsdecoene2925
      @nielsdecoene2925 4 роки тому +1

      Cole Taylor we were just setting an example of how NOT to do it

    • @nielsdecoene2925
      @nielsdecoene2925 4 роки тому +1

      Cole Taylor exactly, the only thing we Europeans are good at

  • @Irina-ok4sp
    @Irina-ok4sp 4 роки тому +2878

    *Drew gives transylvania to Hungary.*
    All romanians: Peace was never an option

    • @iulius9443
      @iulius9443 4 роки тому +186

      @@gachaelephant6841 transylvania belongs to Romania.

    • @gachaelephant6841
      @gachaelephant6841 4 роки тому +108

      @Iulianw0w I know it does now a days but I was talking about in the past when Transylvania belonged to Hungary. And the fact that many Hungarians feel that Transylvania belongs to them.

    • @aleksa280
      @aleksa280 4 роки тому +19

      @@gachaelephant6841 ye bro i think Hungary is no more since WW1

    • @aleksa280
      @aleksa280 4 роки тому +14

      i mean ur union with austria was destroyed and your land too soooo

    • @gachaelephant6841
      @gachaelephant6841 4 роки тому +49

      @DarkSlayer We are literally talking about modern day Hungary, where the bloody hell did you get that idea from!?
      Second of Austro-Hungarian union was destroyed after ww1 meaning Austria and Hungary became separate countries.

  • @byzantinegreece1637
    @byzantinegreece1637 3 роки тому +24

    Drew:"Europe needs to fix their borders! Luckily, I can help" Borders at the end of the video: need serious fixing even more than the ones at the beggining
    I understand this is not "which pieces of land rightfuly should belong to who" (because in that case it would be real shit), it is only for fun and to make Europe's borders look better.
    Greetings from Poland!

  • @technomerty8932
    @technomerty8932 3 роки тому +8

    2:14 give it to its legal owner Germany

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis 4 роки тому +1347

    Drew: "What to do with Denmark"
    Sweden: "Delete it"

    • @SuperJuul81
      @SuperJuul81 4 роки тому +43

      Ha ha. As a Dane, that comment made me laugh out loud. Good joke :-)

    • @emilpetersen3365
      @emilpetersen3365 4 роки тому +13

      @@SuperJuul81 Honestly same. Also a Dane btw

    • @Skiringen
      @Skiringen 4 роки тому +9

      @@SuperJuul81 As a Swede I wonder what you would do with Sweden. Delete, Kalmar Union or just take back Skåne, Blekinge and Halland?

    • @Dark_Zacian
      @Dark_Zacian 4 роки тому +8

      As a dane, i am like:
      “Really sweden?”

    • @matchr1810
      @matchr1810 4 роки тому +23

      @@Skiringen To be honest, i doubt it would be a good idea to take anything, that would just piss of a lot of people, i would unite as the Viking Empire though, imagine telling people you are from the viking empire, I'll sell my soul for that shit haha, anyway skål :P

  • @austinpierce2866
    @austinpierce2866 4 роки тому +584

    4:20 “long thin nation ... don’t make no sense”
    Chile: am I a joke to you?

  • @so_qp
    @so_qp 3 роки тому +9

    6:06 I'm from Czechia and i want my czechoslovakia back :)

  • @Neuzie
    @Neuzie 2 роки тому +2

    End result is at 8:38 if y'all don't wanna watch the full video

  • @lubu4u312
    @lubu4u312 4 роки тому +861

    *circles the european side of turkey*
    Drew: either turkey or greece needs to claim this
    Me:

    • @gigi4625
      @gigi4625 4 роки тому +32

      bruh

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 4 роки тому +48

      LuBu4u- Make Istanbul Constantinople Again

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 4 роки тому +31

      *Byzantine Empire Intensifies*

    • @zanetlou1689
      @zanetlou1689 4 роки тому +9

      @@v4enthusiast541 no

    • @zanetlou1689
      @zanetlou1689 4 роки тому +5

      @@v4enthusiast541 istanbul is better in our hands

  • @shinykarpy8667
    @shinykarpy8667 4 роки тому +703

    "what if we did Brittany"
    Did he really say that or did I imagine it?

  • @ronbouj
    @ronbouj 3 роки тому +6

    3:07 You do know Thrace is already in Turkish hands xD

  • @marcusanimations1843
    @marcusanimations1843 3 роки тому +1

    Drew:*United Benelux*. France and Germany:It's free real estate!

  • @Coinfliptails
    @Coinfliptails 4 роки тому +1325

    Drew: yeah lets unite Austria and Switzerland.
    Liechtenstein after the the swissiaus union: " they surround us from the north and the south..great, now there's no way for them to escape."

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 4 роки тому +78

      Auswiss sounded better. Reminds me of Nazi Crimes

    • @LifeHackTobi
      @LifeHackTobi 4 роки тому +10

      Enemies to the east enemies to the west..

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 4 роки тому +11

      @@hed1820 Liechtenstein has a closer relationship to Switzerland then to austria

    • @dominikberger4865
      @dominikberger4865 4 роки тому +10

      @@darrenbutler9819 voralberg has a closer relationship to switzerland thanto austria...

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 4 роки тому +2

      @@dominikberger4865 point being?

  • @orions2908
    @orions2908 4 роки тому +656

    "Again, culturally and language wise it makes no sense"
    Belgium: That never stopped me before!

    • @tammezeehond6627
      @tammezeehond6627 4 роки тому +30

      @@shashwatsinha2704 bruh they can't even elect a government

    • @Giovanna8782
      @Giovanna8782 4 роки тому +9

      @@tammezeehond6627 but still, they're there ;)

    • @afrovarangian
      @afrovarangian 4 роки тому +7

      @@Giovanna8782 For now, rumors are flanders wants to break off.

    • @Giovanna8782
      @Giovanna8782 4 роки тому +11

      Varangian yeah that’s true, Tbh i think that would better... rumors are going around that Flanders is paying for everything. And the flemish people are sick of it.

    • @fuinhaamiguinha8932
      @fuinhaamiguinha8932 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @paolomoraschinelli7643
    @paolomoraschinelli7643 3 роки тому +2

    "let's bring back the roman empire"
    -Drew and absolutely no italian dictator of the last century

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 2 роки тому +4

    Nobody:
    Drew every video: Let’s bring back Czechoslovakia

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 2 роки тому

      I mean... Why not?
      Its completely understandable.

  • @sivkabluelightning8133
    @sivkabluelightning8133 4 роки тому +1700

    He fears the balkans.
    Good.

    • @markocroatia7630
      @markocroatia7630 4 роки тому +13

      6:26 He definetly don't fear Serbia so much... (East Serbia??!!)

    • @annielicheva
      @annielicheva 4 роки тому +14

      Yes.
      That's good...

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 4 роки тому +9

      So do I, so do I..

    • @EvgeniVutov
      @EvgeniVutov 4 роки тому +7

      Our Balkan countries were responsible for the WWI

    • @EvgeniVutov
      @EvgeniVutov 4 роки тому

      @Joseph Stalin you and I are nearly brothers

  • @calebr7199
    @calebr7199 4 роки тому +1955

    Drew: What if we gave this Turkish territory, to Turkey?!?!?!

    • @sahib9683
      @sahib9683 4 роки тому +138

      @@john0doesnt still salty ain't we

    • @auramaster2068
      @auramaster2068 4 роки тому +182

      Yes turkey needs to give land back to turkey

    • @sciolist3109
      @sciolist3109 4 роки тому +2

      @@Val-ng2um you didnt get his joke, did you?

    • @Val-ng2um
      @Val-ng2um 4 роки тому +1

      @@sciolist3109 I didnt

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +38

      Don't you mean byzantine territory to Byzantine?!

  • @trinalawrie4555
    @trinalawrie4555 2 роки тому +1

    Drew at 2:34 - Island Nation because why not.
    *Malta: Hold my water.*

  • @debdananddav100
    @debdananddav100 Рік тому +2

    Drew: let's make an incredibly long nation.
    Chile: am I a joke to you?

  • @aleksandraperovic3841
    @aleksandraperovic3841 4 роки тому +667

    Drew: mess with england, mess with russia, mess with scandinavia
    Also Drew: scared of balkan

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 4 роки тому +22

      That’s how Germany gets involved. Nobody wants Germany to get involved.

    • @CrunchRiot
      @CrunchRiot 4 роки тому +1

      England? There's nothing about them in this video

    • @sarahbajramovic935
      @sarahbajramovic935 4 роки тому +14

      Zna da smo kroz najgore prošli...

    • @swamp2816
      @swamp2816 4 роки тому +1

      crunchRiot, are you poop? the thing with ireland

    • @demi172
      @demi172 4 роки тому +9

      @@swamp2816 *a r e y o u p o o p*

  • @efeerbas2709
    @efeerbas2709 4 роки тому +683

    *Drew:* Yeah lets give it to the Turkey
    *Turkey:* Oh thanks! Wait...

    • @ahmeterdem8036
      @ahmeterdem8036 4 роки тому +4

      perinçek

    • @phoebebuffay8573
      @phoebebuffay8573 4 роки тому +14

      You defended Abdülhamid!1!

    • @ahmeterdem8036
      @ahmeterdem8036 4 роки тому +9

      I didn’t defend,pull it together and show

    • @kedi948
      @kedi948 Рік тому

      *Turkey:* Aren't that is already mine..?
      *Drew:* Idk is it?

    • @kedi948
      @kedi948 Рік тому +1

      *Drew:* Or maybe Greece...?
      *Turkey:* NO ITS MINE
      *Greece:* YES GIVE IT TO ME
      ( *Turkey* and *Greece* stare at each other)
      ( *Turkey* and *Greece* start a non-ending war)
      *Drew:* Hmmm.Yeah either Greece or Turkey.
      (Other countries nearby who knows Istanbul is Turkish would just look away awkwardly)

  • @Kaiserr1871
    @Kaiserr1871 3 роки тому +2

    Giving Turkey territory to Turkey
    10000IQ

  • @salva3017
    @salva3017 2 роки тому +2

    Spaniards watching how you reduce their territory 3 different times: *Angry inquisition noises*

  • @thedemongodvlogs7671
    @thedemongodvlogs7671 4 роки тому +1313

    An American who knows geography
    Me: Impossible

    • @hekan659
      @hekan659 4 роки тому +75

      My man circled the European part of Turkey and said it should go to Turkey...

    • @hekan659
      @hekan659 4 роки тому +17

      @Dorothy Rathbone I was getting triggered thinking he was gonna give the European part to Greece and say Turkey doesn't deserve to be in Europe, then he goes and draws an arrow on Turkey and I went "waaaiitt... What?"

    • @igeneleux3019
      @igeneleux3019 4 роки тому +3

      An American who fears the balkans
      states but gives Transylvania to Hungary :exists
      Romania to the other balkan states( and Hungary):Some of you may die but im willing to make that sacrifice

    • @alexdimi7152
      @alexdimi7152 4 роки тому +3

      @@hekan659 The thing you call "European part of Turkey" IS AND WILL BE FOREVER GREEK you small minded Turk

    • @hekan659
      @hekan659 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexdimi7152 lol sure dude keep telling yourself that

  • @EannaWithAFada
    @EannaWithAFada 4 роки тому +365

    Drew: I'm not gonna mess with this *Yugoslavia*
    Drew minutes earlier: **unites Ireland**

    • @circlethecube6411
      @circlethecube6411 4 роки тому +6

      eanna connolly that’s good

    • @eoinokelly5033
      @eoinokelly5033 4 роки тому +2

      Circle the Cube heck yeah!!!

    • @aaronloftus6125
      @aaronloftus6125 4 роки тому +2

      Tbf he said someone's gotta take it, IRA already tried that😂😂

    • @Marko-jw9zu
      @Marko-jw9zu 4 роки тому

      bruh

    • @widevader
      @widevader Рік тому

      Well he doesnt want a thousand comments from balkan people arguing lol

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +2

    The thing with Europe is that there are still heated relations. So it's hard to do it without upsetting anyone. As a Swede myself, I wouldn't care. I have no dispute with any country. You can redraw the lines just for fun.

  • @hockeyislife2
    @hockeyislife2 3 роки тому +5

    3:12 he really said give Turkish land to Turkey

  • @g3za105
    @g3za105 4 роки тому +781

    When random American guy says that Transylvania is Hungary, because of geography.
    Me: *Laughs in hungarian*
    Romanians reading the chat: Well, *no* .

    • @aleksa280
      @aleksa280 4 роки тому +10

      so ww1 Serbia destroys Austro-Hungary even tho we have like a 1000 times smaller army yeah thats the power of the slavs. Also ur county is tiny now.

    • @adolfamerkel5643
      @adolfamerkel5643 4 роки тому +50

      I'm from Italy, in my opinion Hungary is weaker than Romania. Like, from history.

    • @thedgzgames427
      @thedgzgames427 4 роки тому +20

      @@aleksa280 Serbia didn't destoyed the Austro-Hungary empire. England, France and Italy were the countries that defeated the empire.

    • @thedgzgames427
      @thedgzgames427 4 роки тому +8

      @@adolfamerkel5643 Well that is an interesting statement because in WW1 Hungary invaded Romania when they joined to the war but we lost to Italy and that is one of tha main reason why we lost the war.

    • @marcusud97
      @marcusud97 4 роки тому +10

      @@thedgzgames427 In WW1 Hungarians conquered half of Romania with a lot of help from Germans and Bulgarians. And Austro-Hungary was conquered Romanians,Russians,Americans and Serbians and some Italians too.

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 роки тому +651

    "Let's redraw Europe's borders"
    * Poland reaches for the rifles *
    "Let's leave Poland untouched except maybe give them Kaliningrad"
    * Poland puts down the rifles *

    • @titanashinsuke1901
      @titanashinsuke1901 4 роки тому +11

      Vigilant Sycamore +mounts horses

    • @winogronkowa
      @winogronkowa 4 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @egongross8885
      @egongross8885 4 роки тому +13

      Vigilant Sycamore and Germany comes with tanks, and say: „Gibt uns Ostpreußen zurück“
      It means: Give us Eastprussia back😂

    • @mitlanderson
      @mitlanderson 4 роки тому +3

      @@egongross8885 Preussen ueber alles!

    • @qzg7857
      @qzg7857 4 роки тому +3

      @@egongross8885 thats Zachodniopomorskie województwo

  • @azaria_phd
    @azaria_phd 3 роки тому +3

    3:28
    *cuts off a chunk of Turkey* -> *gives it to... Torkey*
    Turkish people: *confused noises.*

    • @tarokui
      @tarokui 2 роки тому

      I know this is just a comment but if you want a explanation he has a sequel called How to Fix the World's borders? You could just skip to 2:42 in that video if you want to go straight to the explanation

  • @PossibleBat
    @PossibleBat 3 роки тому

    Honestly, I expected a hot mess but I laughed a lot lmao

  • @GGysar
    @GGysar 4 роки тому +302

    When you drew the circle around austria and switzerland the first thing I thought was "auswitz" xD

  • @JohaLego
    @JohaLego 4 роки тому +484

    Drew: give Kaliningrad to either 🇱🇹 or 🇵🇱
    Germany: mEiN kÖnigSbErG 😭😭😭

    • @safiahmed4302
      @safiahmed4302 3 роки тому +37

      Drew has too small of an American brain to understand that konigsberg was part of prussia

    • @szczur03
      @szczur03 3 роки тому +21

      Germany doesn't want Eastern Prussia back.

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 3 роки тому +15

      @@szczur03 but they have to

    • @szczur03
      @szczur03 3 роки тому +6

      @@GTAandApplechannel they have to what, the country of Germany literally doesn't want it back as it's poor and isolated from the rest of the country

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 3 роки тому +22

      @@szczur03 east Prussia better than Russia

  • @kennnnn
    @kennnnn 3 роки тому +1

    1. Find out which groups of people are chill with who
    2. Put all that are chill with each other together
    solved.

  • @mfrommi6593
    @mfrommi6593 3 роки тому +3

    The best part of this video is comic sans

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 4 роки тому +214

    "There's lots of cultural, and economic, and there's so many reasons why it's like this"
    That's a weird way to pronounce "Stalin wanted it"

  • @kallumheywood921
    @kallumheywood921 4 роки тому +642

    “let’s unite cyprus 🇨🇾 “ The UN : 😳 *Turkey and Greece get ready to mortal kombat it *

    • @icylemonade7717
      @icylemonade7717 3 роки тому +26

      I completely forgot turkey and Greece fight over Cyprus island

    • @icylemonade7717
      @icylemonade7717 3 роки тому +9

      @@frfras7 yeah but greece claims they have dominence over southern Cyprus due to ethnic Greeks living there

    • @QEYMZ
      @QEYMZ 3 роки тому +1

      @@icylemonade7717 and Turkhs give land of north

    • @user-nz5xr3ru9p
      @user-nz5xr3ru9p 3 роки тому +7

      @@frfras7 η Κύπρος είναι Ελληνική. Η Ελλάδα έχει τρία παιδιά, δύο κόρες κι έναν γιό, το ένα κορίτσι είναι ελεύθερο, το άλλο το κορίτσι είναι μισό πατημένο και το αγόρι είναι σκλαβομενο.
      ΚΡΗΤΗ/ΚΥΠΡΟΣ/ΠΟΝΤΟΣ !!!

    • @wasdkug_tr
      @wasdkug_tr 3 роки тому +5

      @@frfras7 three is 2 Cyprus north Cyprus and South Cyprus

  • @djoris6423
    @djoris6423 3 роки тому +3

    Me: how can people be mad at this
    Also me a few seconds later: HOW DARE YOU JOIN US WITH THE BELGIANS

  • @willkp50
    @willkp50 4 роки тому +507

    Drew: Circles all of the island of Ireland
    Me: Uh Oh
    Drew: “I don’t care who takes it, someone’s just gotta take it”
    Me: UH OH
    Why did I get so many likes this was a shit comment

  • @n_athos
    @n_athos 4 роки тому +374

    Lmao *zooms in on ex-Yugoslavia* “I ain’t gonna mess with this” By far the funniest prt

    • @abdullaalzayani6018
      @abdullaalzayani6018 4 роки тому +7

      I was hoping he'd do something about Croatia atleast unify'em with bosnia. But I guess it too salty

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 4 роки тому +4

      * Balkan accordian intensifies *

    • @kristijanEX
      @kristijanEX 4 роки тому +1

      @@abdullaalzayani6018 Croatia to Drina !

    • @pantolini7455
      @pantolini7455 4 роки тому +2

      @@abdullaalzayani6018 yea honestly should have gave Republika Srpska to Serbia, Montenegro to, the part of Dalmatia, I noticed a little pupillage at south of Serbia so should gave to to be fair a good bit ot of North Macedonia and to top it of Temisvar

    • @theone478
      @theone478 4 роки тому

      General Panta nah

  • @karakabum5700
    @karakabum5700 3 роки тому

    Britain after Drew makes all Islands unite: Oh boi, guess who won't see light again

  • @tiagorodrigues179
    @tiagorodrigues179 3 роки тому +1

    Drew: I'm gonna give Galicia to Portugal
    Me: *happy noises*
    Spanish:... (I'll leave it to you)

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 4 роки тому +158

    7:50 "Let's bring back Carthage"
    Me, an Italian: *heavy breathing*

  • @Dan-pr3dw
    @Dan-pr3dw 4 роки тому +352

    I edited the comment so the answers haves no sense
    Until the COVID-19 pandemic *ENDS.*
    Then ill bring back the original comment

    • @chad3802
      @chad3802 4 роки тому +1

      Romania in the future:You have made a wrong decision.

    • @blockytart
      @blockytart 4 роки тому +2

      Romania: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN, DEATH.*

    • @kingdomoftransylvania5744
      @kingdomoftransylvania5744 4 роки тому +1

      waaaaaaar

    • @buci7290
      @buci7290 4 роки тому +1

      @@blockytart Romania's army equals my shit and your economy is even worse.

    • @blockytart
      @blockytart 4 роки тому +1

      @@buci7290 Bruh you americans live in all the fluff and you dont even know what Romania went trough in the past

  • @kishkarpisek9271
    @kishkarpisek9271 3 роки тому +2

    Drew trying to sort out the Transylvanian dispute, well a famous austrian man with a mustache tried this.

  • @miggy5554
    @miggy5554 3 роки тому

    *Drew goes near the Balkans*
    People from the Balkans: So you have chosen Death

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +503

    Balkans: allow me to introduce myself

    • @batzal9459
      @batzal9459 4 роки тому +9

      you're mad because you didn't get lands in the video?

    • @ylette
      @ylette 4 роки тому +5

      Expected you to want a bigger Switzerland so they could produce more Swiss cheese for you.

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +32

      *Slaps Roof of Balkans*
      "This bad Boy can fit in so much ethnic conflict"

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 роки тому +3

      Literally unfixable

    • @josh77577
      @josh77577 4 роки тому +3

      @@batzal9459 I dont think you got the joke. He didnt mess with the Balkans because of the instability in the Balkans.

  • @Jegge_100
    @Jegge_100 4 роки тому +324

    "There's propably like 12 people who live here"
    Sad Murmansk sounds*

    • @nils-christiannilsen7115
      @nils-christiannilsen7115 4 роки тому +62

      Did all 12 make that sound?

    • @Hounker
      @Hounker 4 роки тому +2

      @@nils-christiannilsen7115 xD

    • @viper_venom1797
      @viper_venom1797 4 роки тому +1

      Jesse Alapiha Murmansk counts as 12 people for Russia

    • @henrikkviby
      @henrikkviby 4 роки тому +13

      Murmansk is the biggest city in the arctic with about 300 000 people.

    • @dmitrikaljuznoi1323
      @dmitrikaljuznoi1323 4 роки тому +7

      @@nils-christiannilsen7115 Yeah, about 750k of them

  • @drdounut6658
    @drdounut6658 3 роки тому +4

    Drew: *gives transilvanya to hungary*
    Me as a transilvanian: ARDEALU WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @mrspintch5109
    @mrspintch5109 3 роки тому +2

    7:00 Thank you for letting us have that one part noone cares about, means a lot.

  • @juliacyran8596
    @juliacyran8596 4 роки тому +219

    This should be named 'How I started the WW3'

  • @marcelisujecki2362
    @marcelisujecki2362 4 роки тому +126

    I want to congratulate you. You just pushed the greater half of Europe into wars. All historical disputes have been revived again. In addition, a brilliant video

  • @epistimonkapetanios
    @epistimonkapetanios 2 роки тому +2

    6:32 Me, a Greek: No, not our islands! 😂😂😂

  • @MemTMCR
    @MemTMCR Рік тому +1

    Drew pointing at Kola: "only like 12 people live there"
    Murmansk, the biggest arctic city with 30 000 people: *angry Russian noises*

  • @JoaoOliveira-zr4jw
    @JoaoOliveira-zr4jw 4 роки тому +528

    gives galicia to portugal
    me as a portuguese: wise choice

    • @josemiguelsilvalopes103
      @josemiguelsilvalopes103 4 роки тому +6

      Ahahahahah

    • @javierortega4409
      @javierortega4409 4 роки тому +43

      yo como español: has elegido la muerte, Santiago y cierra España
      me as a spanish: you have chosen death, Santiago and close Spain

    • @BBVE1
      @BBVE1 4 роки тому +28

      Portugaliza 2020!!! :-)

    • @marklems5894
      @marklems5894 4 роки тому +34

      *Give galicia to Portugal*
      Me as a Galician: Well, no

    • @xoseanton4330
      @xoseanton4330 4 роки тому +22

      Me, as Galician: It's OK.

  • @defnekucuk8977
    @defnekucuk8977 4 роки тому +594

    Him: circles a part of turkey
    Also him: lets give it to turkey
    Me: cries in baklava

    • @muratdurmaz4691
      @muratdurmaz4691 4 роки тому +36

      Dumbest thing I have ever seen...

    • @furi7383
      @furi7383 3 роки тому +11

      Lmaooo ikr

    • @karaboga8825
      @karaboga8825 3 роки тому +33

      he couldnt dare to make any greek or turk mad at there lol

    • @defnekucuk8977
      @defnekucuk8977 3 роки тому +7

      @@karaboga8825 true lmao

    • @littlerave86
      @littlerave86 3 роки тому +19

      I thought he wanted to give it to Greece or Bulgaria ... nope, Turkey. He mistakes the Bosporus for a border. Hahahahaha!

  • @Alex1866-
    @Alex1866- 3 роки тому +3

    You wanted to give back transylvania to Hungary, you're officially one of the homies.

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 2 роки тому

    "I mean, rivers should dictate some of these things...."
    France, looking at the Rhine: *Oui, now you have my attention*

  • @eastpavilion-er6081
    @eastpavilion-er6081 4 роки тому +191

    7:08 "There's probably 12 people living there"
    Mormansk: allow me to introduce myself

    • @max_me_is
      @max_me_is 4 роки тому +12

      That city is so shit, that i dont mind honestly

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 роки тому +8

      Over 100k Russians living in the middle of Kola: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @williamwolgemuth9173
      @williamwolgemuth9173 4 роки тому

      That’s where the Mormons live

    • @dajjukunrama5695
      @dajjukunrama5695 4 роки тому

      Fabz no natio means born off, you aren’t Russian unless you’re born of Russians sorry to burst your bubble

    • @benjaminwilson8552
      @benjaminwilson8552 4 роки тому

      @@Alex-fhsjfuuf The Russian language has two different terms for "russian." One implies "nationality" as you are saying, and the other implies what Kunrama is saying. It's a matter of linguistics. Technically, you are both correct.

  • @garghybs7291
    @garghybs7291 4 роки тому +213

    This video could trigger so many wars I can't even count them 😂

  • @Real_gandalf
    @Real_gandalf 2 роки тому +19

    As a swede i cant agree more with the viking thing you are spot on. Me and my friends have agreed that We shall please our great great great great great grandfathers. Also in Iceland 1% of the population believes in nordic mythology so there’s a chance.

    • @asjaosaline5987
      @asjaosaline5987 Рік тому

      Meanwhile, estonia Vikings say, yes now we have new big target to raid.

  • @orlogskapten4161
    @orlogskapten4161 3 роки тому +1

    Don't worry Drew, a lot of people are trying to unite Cyprus. So many that it will never get done.

  • @chockyman3858
    @chockyman3858 4 роки тому +651

    "give Kaliningrad to either Lithuania or Poland"
    Germany: am i a joke to you?

    • @patryk123x1
      @patryk123x1 4 роки тому +9

      Do they rlly want this shit full od Russian people?

    • @Preuen-zs1fz
      @Preuen-zs1fz 4 роки тому +61

      @@patryk123x1 we can take care of them 😂

    • @Preuen-zs1fz
      @Preuen-zs1fz 4 роки тому +3

      You said it

    • @thebronywiking
      @thebronywiking 4 роки тому +1

      Norden can take it.

    • @TeyvillDost
      @TeyvillDost 4 роки тому +15

      @@patryk123x1 cmon, Russian people would be stoked to get the f out of this hellhole of a country)

  • @zheka7691
    @zheka7691 4 роки тому +433

    *Basically drawn the greater romania lands*
    Romanians: i see you a man of a great intelligence
    *Then divided transylvania from it*
    Romanians: so you have chosen death

    • @aerohydreigon1101
      @aerohydreigon1101 4 роки тому +13

      Bulgarians who wanted Dobruja:
      ( .______________. )

    • @pappgabor8471
      @pappgabor8471 4 роки тому +1

      but it still belongs to you and I don't get why many people are pissed about it lol

    • @joel.759
      @joel.759 4 роки тому +2

      O căcat

    • @veghelyicsaba4394
      @veghelyicsaba4394 4 роки тому +12

      @@pappgabor8471 because you dont know history, and the tragedy of millions of Hungarians living there even today:/

    • @nebuweed
      @nebuweed 4 роки тому +3

      @@veghelyicsaba4394 define tragedy please

  • @core_russell3869
    @core_russell3869 3 роки тому +1

    About a year ago I made 1of these videos and someone decided to get all angry at me for nothing

  • @Donanzador
    @Donanzador 3 роки тому +1

    @7:10 "There's probably like 12 people that live here" Meanwhile area in question contains Murmansk, the biggest city north of the Arctic Circle, home to about 300k people :D

  • @liliya701
    @liliya701 4 роки тому +392

    Drew: I love Romania
    Me, a Romanian: *sweating* What are you going to do--

    • @kingdomoftransylvania5744
      @kingdomoftransylvania5744 4 роки тому +13

      bad stuff im telling u

    • @alisia2581
      @alisia2581 4 роки тому +4

      He is triggering us

    • @alisia2581
      @alisia2581 4 роки тому +3

      @@ionutciociu4211 he did doe

    • @roopeharju9662
      @roopeharju9662 4 роки тому +6

      You are not tomanian, romania s are brown..

    • @corinaiacob766
      @corinaiacob766 4 роки тому +1

      He stole us he Is A BAD PERSON
      Mind :make how to resolve drew head
      MOLDOVA: to late i already did it

  • @bryanclasen4629
    @bryanclasen4629 4 роки тому +221

    Drew: *Fixes asia*
    Also Drew: First thing we gotta do is give South Korea to North Korea

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 4 роки тому +17

      And then give Hong Kong and Taiwan to China. I'm sure the people will agree on that point

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 4 роки тому +12

      PJ Vis As a Chinese patriot, I don’t min-OH NO *narrowly avoids Molotov cocktail thrown at me*

    • @yaxcis
      @yaxcis 4 роки тому

      Michael Zheng glad we‘re on the same page

    • @tinypenguinhk
      @tinypenguinhk 4 роки тому +1

      PJ Vis so many people are saying that why don’t we just do the reverse and give everything to Taiwan

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 4 роки тому

      TinyPenguin because then the DPP will somehow find a way to advocate for every single province, autonomous region, special administrative region, and municipalities to gain independence

  • @jensschroder8214
    @jensschroder8214 Рік тому +2

    1:50 The area once belonged to Prussia/Germany. You Americans could have done it at the Crimea Yalta conference not to give it to Russia.
    2:22 Put together islands of Spain, France, Malta and Italy, boldly. Do you know how much war it costs to come to today's solution.
    2:57 Switzerland, Austria and Lichtenstein? Ok, Switzerland and Lichtenstein fit, but not Austria.
    3:10 There you unite Turkey with Turkey.
    3:18 Cyprus, some will hug you, others will stone you.
    4.29 Andorra, the head of state is the French president and a Spanish bishop. Will they agree?
    4:46 the rebirth of "the united Netherlands". You know history. But Belgium wasn't happy with that and Luxembourg would rather have something back from Belgium.
    5:25 Romania, looks historic. When the others join in.
    5:35 Ireland, do you see the future?
    6:14 Czechoslovakia, that's like pulling an ox and donkey to the cart. These will unlikely run in the same direction.
    7:10 Give this territory of Russia to Finland? Then Russia would have to give up its large military base and harbor.

  • @lordman5497
    @lordman5497 4 роки тому +120

    2:33 An Italian, a French and a Spanish walk into a bar. They form an independent nation

  • @sweed6487
    @sweed6487 4 роки тому +119

    A Swiss-Austrian union but Litchenstein is still independent would be hilarious

    • @domesticpigeon2896
      @domesticpigeon2896 4 роки тому +33

      How about europe as one country but Liechtenstein is independent

    • @antimatterg
      @antimatterg 2 роки тому

      Then it would an enclaved double-landlocked country

  • @deadghost3473
    @deadghost3473 3 роки тому +3

    The whole time I was really hoping that you would make Scotland independent

  • @sayeeds8836
    @sayeeds8836 3 роки тому +2

    5:33 do you see that bit of Kerry sticking out it looks like it's own nation lol

  • @caseybouquet
    @caseybouquet 4 роки тому +129

    Drew: *makes multiple unions
    Me: don’t touch the Balkans
    DON’T touch the Balkans
    DON’T TOUCH THE BALKANS

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 4 роки тому +16

      Then again i think yugoslavia would make more sense than most stuffs he drew (pun intended) in the video

    • @P99s-s
      @P99s-s 4 роки тому +9

      but think about the *aesthetic*

    • @eres8303
      @eres8303 4 роки тому

      You had 3 tries to spell Balkans correct

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 4 роки тому +1

      Eres SHIT! I knew I was spelling it wrong! Thanks.

  • @jakubdabrowski2936
    @jakubdabrowski2936 4 роки тому +539

    I love the idea of giving European territory of Turkey to Turkey

    • @norsktorsk8982
      @norsktorsk8982 4 роки тому +7

      I think he meant giving it to someone else

    • @spas012
      @spas012 4 роки тому +76

      @@norsktorsk8982 yeah, like turkey

    • @dimostychalas9716
      @dimostychalas9716 4 роки тому +2

      @@spas012 Gr

    • @mobzillamurphy9110
      @mobzillamurphy9110 4 роки тому +10

      I think he meant to give border regions of Greece to Turkey.

    • @beurteilung713
      @beurteilung713 4 роки тому +21

      It needs to go to Greece of Bulgaria because that shit looks whack being part of Turkey. Preferably Greece.