@@ethanincorvia1555 YT staggers out the subscriptions so the servers don't all get hit at once.(Plus it's a really good excuse to censor someone until Mockingbird Media can drum up a retort of lies).
@@ryzen1169 Bruh people have been outraged at stupid shit for forever. It's foolish to think it's only a modern problems when this country has a history of canceling people by labeling them as witches and then killing them lol
@@ryzen1169 I mean it literally is though lol....asians like kyle who base their humor off of mocking asian accents are literally the weakest links in our community. cause now you got his white ass fanbase repeating them.
1:50 My school did a similar thing for a class, it was computer hardware and we had a budget of 750 (including windows) and which group had the best pc build got to actually purchase it (funded by the school) and we did a draw to see who won it for free (My group won and we got to build the pc, I didn’t win the pc tho)
It was a hardware class and it's a homeschool. Surprised me too that they gave him 800. Basically anything over 80 needs pre-approval and $199 is the max and there's a total "school money amount" given per year for textbooks n stuff
1:05 GPU: "Yep, no one cares about giving me air..as usual." 6:00 You'd expect the suicide weapon to be in the list there. 10:20 The Acer Nitro 5 doubles as a pizza warmer.
You know, $800 for a system, from the the school's perspective, is a cheap. My company spent way more than $800 on my work computer and that kids $800 build would smoke my work PC.
@@EagleVroom Strange question, what was the product in the brown can under the PC? Because the pattern awfully reminds me of that iconic Russian canned condensed milk, only brown one (and I can't see what the text says) and I feel like I won't be able to sleep without learning what it is 😅😅
In regard to the School who paid to have the PC built, It could have been a College class dealing with building computers, I took one before. Personal Computer Configuration and Management, there was a lab fee and we built a computer and learned about computers (I had prior knowledge to this, i just took the class to build an extra PC). the teacher was a bit of a fruitloop, but enjoyed the class, unfourtanately the teacher picked the parts (this was in 2012) and we got stuck with a GT 630 and 4GB of RAM. CPU was an i5-3450 and at least it was a Z77 board. If we could have picked the parts maybe could have gotten a better GPU or something
I completely lost my shit laughing when he said a can of tomatoes would really tie it all together...and I don't know why. You need your own Netflix show
How do you cable manage a desk? I have about 7 cables out the back of my pc, 4 cables for my soundsystem, and the power for the monitor, so 12 total cables along the length of my desk, how do I get them to be hidden/all in one place? I can't run them all down the legs, because some of the cables are too short to reach the power outlets
Bitwit: "Why is there an external drive in your system" Also Bitwit: *cheats in Scrapyard Wars 4 by putting an external drive not purchased with provided money inside the system*
everyone of these computers are the same people that will download and install aim bots for apex legends and fortnite... they dont have much to lose HAHAHAHA
I can’t wait till the day I’ll have my first PC. Thanks for you content it has really been a good time throughout all your videos. I’ve been watching out for about a year or something now, and I’ve learned quite much. Although I’m not experienced in building PCs, I have become knowledgeable in building PCs. You have such amazing content and an amazing personality. I hope that one day I may achieve as much as you have and be as popular a UA-camr as you as well. When I build my first pc on my birthday (February 22), I will upload the entire thing to my UA-cam channel.
@@quantum_vortex_ i just take exercises after long gaming sessions, eat fruits and vegetables consists of vitamin A, still good tho no matter how hard light hits
“You’re booting off a food drive” seriously though, that was an impressive joke. Gotta give massive credit for the cleverness
Kyle: "Waiting for Corsair to make an RGB ladder?"
Corsair:"write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
Charles the French reference lol
Stolen comment
Charles the french lol
RGB allows climbing the ladder faster
corsair L420
aluminum ladder with rgb strips zip tied on
"you sure hes not your step brother" lMAOOOO
Alabama 100 😅
I was thinking this from the start. I have a sick mind.
*murica 100*
Lol there's another bunk bed on the right side just off frame
Haha that killed me🤣
"The green screen goes behind you, genius."
Wdym
@@antoniorodriguez6055 did you watch the video?
Yes
@@antoniorodriguez6055 bruh
@@monkeyfarts1112 neek
“Only one bed...You sure he’s not your step brother?” Had me dying 😂
Implying... what?
@@yosmentWhAt aRe YoU dOiNg SteP bRo
@@123deliçavuş Team Skeet?
Omg step bro. 😂😂😂😂
The short-bus joke was dark and unnecessary, and I like it
Keep it up
yo the vid just got uploaded
The video..ju.
H O W
@@ethanincorvia1555 YT staggers out the subscriptions so the servers don't all get hit at once.(Plus it's a really good excuse to censor someone until Mockingbird Media can drum up a retort of lies).
How did you even see that? The video just started 10 minutes ago
"if i had a brother"
So now you've locked lyle out of your life?
Didn't you hear Lyle destroyed some people with his jokes, so Kyle sent him out somewhere that is confidential
Lyle is only his step-brother, so it doesn't count.
@@aadisahni Brazil?
@@ajfuller6782 Emphasize on CONFIDENTIAL
dude kyle gets really insecure when people mentioned the more successful, more intelligent and more handsome lyle.
“Trying to boot off a food drive” okay that was pretty clever
His PC stands on cans of condensed milk, those
inscriptions in Russian
"If I had a brother"
Lyle: Fook yoo kyle
"Last to leave the circle gets their vision back" I'm dying
Wait a minute. This was two years ago. Did Bitwit predict the future?
@@qwerty2008100 holy shitballs 😳😳
Kyle- "If I had a brother"
Lyle- Am I a roke to you?
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the funny thing is that I’m asian😂😂😂
@@GoodyShiy Congratulations
@Twitchy oh wait you right
@@GoodyShiy omg i am literally wheezing thanks for the laughter i would have been depressed had you not been asian
@@_yuri 😂😂😂np man
I would like him to see my pc, but i cant, because i dont have one.
Feels bad man😭
I feel you i dont have one either
The people who don't have one are the type of people who will get the best specs in their first PC.
@@nark4837 only the ones who can afford them lol
Oof, I hope you get one soon...
"In most cases the second one is a mistake but in this case he was the correction"
LMAO I lost it 😂
Straight up savage
LOL
"I know we live in a hypersensitive society right now"
Society: He called us hypersensitive?,I'm offended. You're cancelled.
🤣 bruv
You can't cancel him, I quit!
Wait......
😂😂😂 Bruh for real I found a Reddit post that was getting offended because kyle’s “Lyle” impression was apparently “racist” to Asians 🤦♂️
@@ryzen1169 Bruh people have been outraged at stupid shit for forever. It's foolish to think it's only a modern problems when this country has a history of canceling people by labeling them as witches and then killing them lol
@@ryzen1169 I mean it literally is though lol....asians like kyle who base their humor off of mocking asian accents are literally the weakest links in our community. cause now you got his white ass fanbase repeating them.
"If your placemat has a clock speed, you're doing it wrong"
I IS TEARS OF LAUGH
"I can't even appreciate the creativity here. You're trying to boot off a food drive."
holy shit this made me die laughing
TBH, still bettur then a pc on da floor.
I dont like Fortnite.
@@vii7636 cool
NGU duncッ That's the opposite of you.
I didnt laughed
You sure he isn't your step-brother?
😂
😂
😂
Lol there's another bunk bed just off the picture on the right
@@EagleVroom RIP XD
Gold
I would love to build a computer like that fire engine red get all the cables fire engine red and the motherboard and the heat sink red
U like red?
@@Ss-tt9pp i don't think so
@@Ss-tt9pp at least his power button didn't fall apart lmao. I spent $11 on my case but I rather have one that's worse looking if it works lol
@@nigelpoku-bonsu984 That's what I thought!!!
Do it.
"the first pizza slice to test positive for covid" my god this is great
i think i even ate that pizza
@@quantum_vortex_ 😨🤢🤮
"Willingly drink Pepsi when you know that Coca-Cola is so much better" *Laughs in Dr. Pepper*
*laughs in water*, stay hydrated boys and gals.
well since im the vortex in this video i can say that coke is 3rd on my list
dr pepper is the most underrated soda
Laughs in root beer
Dr. Pepper GANG
"Usually the 2nd kid is the mistake.. But in your case, he seems to be the correction"...
Darkness level 9999
1:50 My school did a similar thing for a class, it was computer hardware and we had a budget of 750 (including windows) and which group had the best pc build got to actually purchase it (funded by the school) and we did a draw to see who won it for free
(My group won and we got to build the pc, I didn’t win the pc tho)
Ye all he did was take a computer hardware class and logged hours for researching and building it. But its a home school so it works a bit differently
lol i'd use the full 750 on hardware since windows can run unlicensed anyway
@@hwinangkoso personally if windows needs to be activated I'd just buy a cheap 10-15$ key
@epic boi Imagine paying for windows🤡
@epic boi you can unlock it with a 3 line batch file
Can we get a "lyle" edition of this sometime.
underrated comment^
hell yeah
"the only thing you know how to throw away is your life"
Kyle I really think you just killed a man there
Noice
"the only thing you know how to throw away is your life" LMAO 😂😂😂
Savage
This comment section has more quotes than the entirety of Gex's voiced dialogue
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What
damn
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Woe
11:14 "Last to leave the circle gets their vision back"
Fell off the chair.
So many jokes to quote.
Oh my god i cracked up at this
“What happens when you get a 2nd stick of chapstick?”
I nearly spit out my coffee
same!! XD
Same same
I am the original guy who had that setup, I have too many sticks of chapstick still.
"Your room is like a galaxy of poor life choices" damn that hits me.
There’s no way people’s builds can actually be this ruff
“What kinda school is this really, are all the classes on Fortnite”🤣🤣
"you're trying to boot off a food drive" is a top tier line
I don't care what he said or how ghetto it looks. I think it's genius.
Kyle: "If I had a brother"
Lyle: "WHY YOU DISOWN RYLE? I NO PART OF YOUR RIFE ANYMORE?!"
hahahhaha rife
copied comment
These videos make me feel better about all the random shit on my desk
Bitwit: rgb ladder
Razer: RIGHT THAT DOWN RIGHT THAT DOWN
Two wrongs don't make a write.
@@StayMadNobodycares maybe lyle works for razer
Lol
Write would be right.. twice.
Quiet fortnite kid
"Screw with confidence" RIP Stefan Etienne
also, "A Dell." lol lol lol lol
Will my **wireless** anti-static bracelet mean I am finally a tech UA-camr? /s 😝
"I like his style"
@@brandonstevens6886 no it’s “I rike his style”
"if i had a brother"
*Mad Lyle noises*
The dude with the plate of food on his laptop is a college student confirmed
“The cry for help starter pack.” 😂
Dude he freaking laid ruin to the first dude. "You sure he isn't your step brother?" "It's really no wonder that your parents had a second kid."
him: *gets a gaming computer from school*
me: saves up for years to buy that
hmmmmm
I call bs on that claim anyways. He said max 200.- per part, so the school expected them all to custom build a pc?
@@Max-ok8js I think he got the money from his parents to build a computer FOR school.
800 bucks from school to build a pc. I thought school are made to take our money not to give us back. Matrix broken.
It was a hardware class and it's a homeschool. Surprised me too that they gave him 800. Basically anything over 80 needs pre-approval and $199 is the max and there's a total "school money amount" given per year for textbooks n stuff
Besides some schools are buying over $1000 macbooks for students so this is nothing
“There’s a saying that I just made up”
Im dying
1:05 GPU: "Yep, no one cares about giving me air..as usual."
6:00 You'd expect the suicide weapon to be in the list there.
10:20 The Acer Nitro 5 doubles as a pizza warmer.
Nice
@@jerardogarcia4337 Whoa, people are seeing my comment! This is cool to know.
Wish my laptop had the pizza warmer function
@@switchstatement568 It's really nice, actually. Only problem is that it cooks your lap, too.
@@CaveyMoth a small price to pay for salvation
"Usually its the last child thats the mistake, but in this case, its the correction" Thats HARD MAN! Damn!!
"'Last to leave the Circle gets their vision Back"
LMAO!!!! "what, are you waiting for a gaming ladder!?" that cracked me up. you should do a stand-up comedy video.
“The cry for help starter pack” damn so true
You know, $800 for a system, from the the school's perspective, is a cheap. My company spent way more than $800 on my work computer and that kids $800 build would smoke my work PC.
My job got us 1300 dollar laptops and they are trash.
@@Knuckles549 could've build a pretty bitchin pc, sorry your boss sucks that's unfortunate
Bro the short bus joke was ruthless.
Kyle: I've had enough
Lyle: I just can't get enough
"We live in a hyper-sensitive society here in 2020" Yeah, that's definitely a polite way of putting it...
I don't know... something about this comment offends me
CANCEL HIM
That's what happens when you keep sweeping societal problems under the rug for decades or centuries
I can't handle this, I need to go to my segregated safe space.
@@StayMadNobodycares Is that safe space in your head, and do you have to wear a mask when visiting? :)
How dare you ! now i need to see a therapist (´-﹏-`；)
"if I had a brother"
Lyle: am I a joke to you
How to get Kyle to notice you: food + computer
I think the next one should be lyle roasting everybody's pc
yes
“You sure he’s not your stepbrother?” Dude I fucking died
“Sure he’s not your step brother?” 🤣
There's another bunk bed just off to the right in the room lol. Because there's actually 3 of us that share a room
@@EagleVroom LMAO ITS ACTUALLY AKMODS
@@EagleVroom Strange question, what was the product in the brown can under the PC? Because the pattern awfully reminds me of that iconic Russian canned condensed milk, only brown one (and I can't see what the text says) and I feel like I won't be able to sleep without learning what it is 😅😅
@@mihan2d lol I believe it's boiled condensed milk
“The only thing you know how to throw away is your life.” Love it.
Me: looks over at my setup
My setup nervously shaking
I felt this, the 1650super's cable management was pretty much the same as my own
if it works it works.
the hard part is actually hardcore not giving a fuck.
my case is from the 00s. :)
"You can't just ditch the pepsi and buncha crunch or you'll never get diabetes by 30"
In regard to the School who paid to have the PC built, It could have been a College class dealing with building computers, I took one before. Personal Computer Configuration and Management, there was a lab fee and we built a computer and learned about computers (I had prior knowledge to this, i just took the class to build an extra PC). the teacher was a bit of a fruitloop, but enjoyed the class, unfourtanately the teacher picked the parts (this was in 2012) and we got stuck with a GT 630 and 4GB of RAM. CPU was an i5-3450 and at least it was a Z77 board. If we could have picked the parts maybe could have gotten a better GPU or something
4:06 man's pc looks like Ketchup and mustard with a side of pc parts.
Referring to the ladder comment...
Razer marketing people: "Oooo that's good, write that down"
“Fund for your pc’s funeral” 😂
"you boot your computer off of a food drive" was so good and i was so mad about it that i missed the next two minutes of the video
10:30 dude. You put cold food on the laptop to cool it AND heat up your lunch. WIN-WIN LIFEHACK
Hold up, I'm getting something. Kyle did you just roast verge with that t-shirt on. I died laughing 😂😂😂
You scared me... thought I was about to watch a video about you leaving UA-cam from the title 😭😂
Everyone knows about his clickbaity titles by now XD
7:11 “there’s a saying I just made up” epic man, Kyle just made history 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kyle: Take everything I am about to say with a grain of salt
2020 hypersensitive viewers: Mom! Where is our salt?
Lol!!!
"You're trying to boot off of a food drive"
I was eating but now I'm trying to clean my monitor
I completely lost my shit laughing when he said a can of tomatoes would really tie it all together...and I don't know why. You need your own Netflix show
Kyle got straight up mean in this one... I like it.
Same
I actually gasped when he said are you sure he's not your step bro 😂
We need more of these and I would love it if ryle would do one
2:25 he's getting a pc while my school doesn't even have a good pc at school and giving us a lappy is way out of thinking
Dammit. This series really makes me want to make a twitter
How do you cable manage a desk? I have about 7 cables out the back of my pc, 4 cables for my soundsystem, and the power for the monitor, so 12 total cables along the length of my desk, how do I get them to be hidden/all in one place? I can't run them all down the legs, because some of the cables are too short to reach the power outlets
that whole bunk bed setup thing was GOLD
your monitor has more dreadlocks than predator - I spit my pre-workout
"You're not supposed to take the word 'Transcend' literally"
LMAO good one Kyle
I wish I had that old gpu lol
Yo sub to MonkeyGamezz
10:28 Pretty sure he was just reheating the pizza.
that joke about the short bus though?
masterpiece
“Why natty ice light? Have you no dignity?” 🤣🤣 love your roasts Kyle! Keep em coming!
7:50
whoevers room that is, they are a NEET
NOTE: Neet stands for:
Not
in
Education
Employment
or
Training
Bitwit: "Why is there an external drive in your system"
Also Bitwit: *cheats in Scrapyard Wars 4 by putting an external drive not purchased with provided money inside the system*
everyone of these computers are the same people that will download and install aim bots for apex legends and fortnite... they dont have much to lose HAHAHAHA
"Youre booting off a food drive" brooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
"Why does the cheese look like doughnut frosting?" IDK why, but that made me laugh the hardest.
Life is like a box of 2010 pc parts
Because that budget is never gonna go up
Seeing Kyle roast these people actually made me want to clean up my space in shame.
5:21 "That one girl who said it was really cool and she loved it... that was your mom"
Kyle, these roast videos are helping me get thru this crappy year, I swear! KEEP THEM COMING! Your savagery is saving lives!
the "throw away your life" burn fucking killed me
"You sure he's not your step-brother?" HAHAHAHA
I can’t wait till the day I’ll have my first PC. Thanks for you content it has really been a good time throughout all your videos. I’ve been watching out for about a year or something now, and I’ve learned quite much. Although I’m not experienced in building PCs, I have become knowledgeable in building PCs. You have such amazing content and an amazing personality. I hope that one day I may achieve as much as you have and be as popular a UA-camr as you as well. When I build my first pc on my birthday (February 22), I will upload the entire thing to my UA-cam channel.
Kyle: If I had a brother and wasn't all alone
Lyle: cries
"Last To Leave Circle Gets Their Vision Back"
Lmaooo
my vision isnt that bad i mean its not the best because of the 43 inch tv i sit in front of everyday
@@quantum_vortex_ i just take exercises after long gaming sessions, eat fruits and vegetables consists of vitamin A, still good tho no matter how hard light hits
That short bus roast was TOO FIRE 😂😅
The roast gets better and better every time...
I just finished my first pc using your step-by-step tutorial, thank you so much!