Alternative Title: Quackity completely forgets about looking for a girlfriend, tells traumatizing stories of gluesticks and secret santa while everyone falls asleep, then proceeds to get heartbroken by Schatt.
im currently crying because Tommy stayed and listened. bro Tommy is the kind of person where when you feel no one is listening so you stop talking, but he goes, "I'm listening, go on"
Quackity: Getting a girlfriend on the dream smp. Fan: ok, so its either the three girls on the dream smp, ItsAlyssa(Alyssa), Nihachu(Nikki), and pokimane. So...Who's it gonna be? Quackity: *jschlatt*
@@ballonstudios7799 its when puffy and hannah still wasnt there, the first girl was Alyssa then nikki then pokimane.After that it was puffy then hannah
tommyinnit is a persona, as he said he was editing abt to go to bed, so it was a mixture of being tired and not using his tommyinnit persona until he started talking to big q, and even then we still said "you should have poked her in the eye, that's what I would've done" in a calm tone.
@@pyterlaso9462 do you know which month? Im curious to know when this stream was made because apparently wap wasnt out for a month yet- and wap was out 6 months ago
Hi! I’m a new UA-camr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank yous
I had "Secret santa" on my school it was called "Amigo invisible" It was about getting a random person to give her/him a gift (the person didn't know this) and well lil story is that I once got as my Secret santa the guy that bullied me. Fuccen school
i thought he was gonna talk about the chick who fell in love with his friend, and he made her cry by telling her, her secret santa 8:40 ahhhh i didnt think u were gonna talk about herrr 13:05
nobody : when you see the title that Quackity has found a GF : Panik But you see dream and jschlatt on the thumbnail : Kalm Plottwist ; three of them are actually dating : Panik
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear mil
When big Q said "We need girls here let's see,there's niki on the server" and i was like "what about puffy?-" and then I realised that this stream is from months ago lol
"another time, i think i was like 20... my friend, or more of an acquaintance, really 🙄 he tweeted at my crush, taylor, asking her to play minecraft. and she liked it and i was Heartbroken. but then he tried to play it off like he was gonna be my wingman, no we all know the truth"
STREAMED LIVE ON TWITCH! GO FOLLOW ME THERE!
www.twitch.tv/quackityhq
Ok
👀
👃
👄
Were no strangers to love
Sorry for taking over the comments
Hey baby face beanie boy
quackity: “pretend you’re the teacher”
tubbo: “ALGEBRUHHHH”
Timestamp?
@@mayleaf9799 starts around 8:51
cool
We saw the video
I have a severe wheat allergy
This is so old that they’re still L’manberg skins and Schlatt still hasn’t been whitelisted again
Trueeee
And Tubbo is 17 now isn’t he
I was so confused until I realised, I was like when was this? why didn't I see this stream? What about Karl and Sapnap?
Hey! Can you explain to me what whitelisted means?
@@meredithskye5375 I can try!! Basically when you have a private server (like the dsmp) the way you allow people into it is by “white listening” them!
I can't believe how mentally sane tommyinnit actually is when he's tired
It's scary, it's _very_ scary
Timestamp?
@@digital_leo96 10:08
ik right?!
it feels wrong
THIS IS SO OLD THAT QUACKITY STILLED CALLED HIM TURBO AND TOOBO
Wait, it's nots supposed to be spelled as toobo? I always say it like that
@@allknowingairashiratori868 wait i thought they were referring 2 quackity?
schlatt is the kid that told other kids that santa claus doesn't exist, that explains so much about him
Hey that's me 😁
He told the kid that his parents didn't exist
@@lorddog7249 ;-;
Jschlatt is the guy who will tell you you are adopted
@@lorddog7249 lol relatable
The chat is singing your new boyfriend again haha that is just iconic
And some people spam Pog
We love it
true 👨🦲👍
very true, very true
YES
True
Quackity: finds a boyfriend
All the fan girls: *wait, that’s illegal*
Bahahaha
Me be like telling those story's first 😂 then 🙄
how do I choke Online
@@kaisen658 what the hech hahahHaHaahA
Bruh this is like the 10th time seeing you comments 😂
Alternative Title: Quackity completely forgets about looking for a girlfriend, tells traumatizing stories of gluesticks and secret santa while everyone falls asleep, then proceeds to get heartbroken by Schatt.
Dude u have 500 likes but no replies
Two replies now..
@@SCOUTSCOOTERe now there’s 3
@@fortniteplayer3529 one time I got over two thousand likes with no replies lmao
@@PusheenPoprocksIsTired lol
im currently crying because Tommy stayed and listened. bro Tommy is the kind of person where when you feel no one is listening so you stop talking, but he goes, "I'm listening, go on"
Same fam 😭 it felt so sweet and wholesome
this stream is old and kinda feels weird bc the egg isnt everywhere, theres lmanburg skins and lmanburg isnt blown up.
what stream was this
ua-cam.com/video/kAfcflZ6w4c/v-deo.html
yea true
Good ol' times
“finds a girlfriend”
sapnap and karl: 👁💧👄💧👁
How 150 likes and no replies??? Whatever I guess I'll be the first
@@CHarper19 second 🧋🥳
@@sloist6827 ThiRd
@@editxpjo600 fOuRtH
@@laneytocc FiTFh
lets thrive from rejection boys
Hello verified person! I am the first reply but no one cares. Anyways why am I still talking no one wants to hear it
*e*
give nitro
E
shut up discord simp
Quackity: Getting a girlfriend on the dream smp.
Fan: ok, so its either the three girls on the dream smp, ItsAlyssa(Alyssa), Nihachu(Nikki), and pokimane.
So...Who's it gonna be?
Quackity: *jschlatt*
Jigz Mallari there is also puffy and hannah so five girls
@@sapphiregold4195 i think this was before of them joining, but i dont know
@@ballonstudios7799 its when puffy and hannah still wasnt there, the first girl was
Alyssa then nikki then pokimane.After that it was puffy then hannah
@@jigzmallari8580 i know that, i said before that the moment was before of puffy and hannah joining the server
you're forgetting bbh
"no Dinero"
"no Sexo"
GIRL BYE-
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Yeah i evApOrAtEd
"Girl bye-" cringeeeeeeee leave
I SWEAR TO GOD OSJSNDIDN
@@ridwanislam6808 Shut up Ridwan I don't know what your parents were thinking when they named you but I just know they were trippin
Quackity: *finding a boyfriend
Minx: i'm doing a backflip with my wheel chair again
“You should have poked her in the eye- that’s what I would have done”-Tommy innit 2021
this took place in 2020...
this stream is old af L'manberg was still there in it's original form
PokedMane
Domestic abuse is not ok, but watching my videos is
@@chadandbrad7202 h uh
i don’t think taylor swift is gonna like this one
How 160 likes and no replies?????
Whatever I guess I am the first one to comment on this reply
Guess I’m the second
guess im the third
I’m forth
While Schlatt and Tommy was sleeping UA-cam thought they were “music”
@SarcasticBooks for the same reason for what they where made :)
@SarcasticBooks because deaf people
@SarcasticBooks ya haven't deleted it
“You have a beanie on in fucking summer time”
It’s February Schlatt HAHAH
DepEd
This was a very old stream from months ago lol
it was an older stream lol
1:27 and this is how the anime how to rent a girlfriend started
The fact that he's trying to find a girlfriend while ENGAGED to sapnap and karl is just so offensive to them smh
@yoon ie yea
@yoon ie yeah lmao but its just funny to bring up
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fr like i saw the caption and straight up said but he is literally ENGAGED to sapnap and karl
Why is no one talking about Tommy's attitude?
It's just too, mature...
Classic Tommy
tommyinnit is a persona, as he said he was editing abt to go to bed, so it was a mixture of being tired and not using his tommyinnit persona until he started talking to big q, and even then we still said "you should have poked her in the eye, that's what I would've done" in a calm tone.
Plot twist: quackity was single all along and this is a 12 year olds fanfiction.
😔
its Jessica's
Seems legit
The fact that the Dream SMP was not in ruins gives a hint of how old this stream was hahahah
Also jschlatt is still banned and tubbo is wearing the l manberg clothes
"No dinero, nO sExO"
LMAO I DIED
Quackity you can’t get a girlfriend you need experience with girls
Ah yes, expirience
*experience
HA! If only you knew Spanish!
@@cookies1033 im from Spain I speak it better then english I also speak french
@@fals3z I prefer mine to be quite honest
I love how the video is called “Quackity finds a girlfriend on the Dream SMP” when there are only boys in the thumbnail
YOU DONT DATE HOMIES?!?!1?1!1?!1 KINDA WEIRD INNIT !!!!!!
@@koofusdoofus3265 this gives me life
@@koofusdoofus3265 BAISBAUAHAHLMFAO IKR😭👌
Oml it’s so surreal seeing the DreamSMP before the election.
what stream was this
3:00 Bro when Quackity spoke in Spanish. I ain’t a simp nor am I pimp. But like that made me like him even more even though it was simple.
ngl I always love coming back to these cause I just love Quackity and Schlatt´s dynamic
I love how quackity said "We actually dont care about tommyinit anymore" in such a happy tone
"She flirted with me for my f**king gluestick"
-Quackity 2021
Edit: What the hell- Almost 1k likes!? And not even in a whole day- Tysm lol-
this took place in 2020...
@@pyterlaso9462 do you know which month? Im curious to know when this stream was made because apparently wap wasnt out for a month yet- and wap was out 6 months ago
Hi! I’m a new UA-camr and was hoping I could have a little support! I started about 2 years ago and have already grown a successful amount! I do lots of cool vids and love and notice every single subscriber, thank yous
@@Nitrez "a new Ytber" "I started about 2 years ago" what are you a time controller?
@@Nitrez any askers?
me expecting chat to be calm:
chat: "POG" "e" "AYY"
frr 💀
OWA OWA
Quackity: A Prison for girls
TommyInnit: OH YES SIR!!!!
"I wasn't okay,"
"everyone was Emo...."
I'm not okay-my chemical romance
why is no one talking about how tommy was abt to go to sleep but stayed up to talk to big q adhfklajdh he sounds so sleepy
wow so funny. he was sleepy. hilarious.
@@bo_jpg9188 no one said it was funny?
@@bo_jpg9188 damn woke up & chose violence
"Ay caramba, donde esta la bibliotechaaaaaaaa"
- TechnoBlade
Biblioteca*
Why did people keep saying bibliotecha lmao
@@wuajjaja1621 no idea
"your name's barbara?"
W H E E Z E
cries in stranger things ;-;
I had "Secret santa" on my school it was called "Amigo invisible"
It was about getting a random person to give her/him a gift (the person didn't know this) and well lil story is that I once got as my Secret santa the guy that bullied me.
Fuccen school
"guys please.."
"barabara PLEASE!!"
karl when he saw the title: 😭💀🖕👹💔💔
edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
I LOVE THE EMOJIS
Besides the demon face 🥺😔
THE DSMON FACE EJAJAHA
sapnap: 🥶🥶😰😰🤠💪💪👎
he went dark 😔🥀⛓💔
😪🏋️♂️
Hearing quackity talk about a girl named Jessica when my moms name is Jessica is quite disturbing...
kaidou 🙌🏻🙏
Shun Kaido Supremacy 🙏 👐
KAIDOU
ua-cam.com/video/kAfcflZ6w4c/v-deo.html
tubbo doesn’t approve of tommy’s house being turned into a FIND-A-GF shack
i bet you tommy would approve tho
Tubbo defending Tommy’s house tho-
Lmao my bff would probably help ruin the house
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Tommy stayed to listen to the stories when he wanted to go to bed
Quackity is the king of posting clips 6 months after the stream
what stream was this
Premiere: exists*
Chat: Your New Boyfriend INTENSIFIES*
what stream was this
i thought he was gonna talk about the chick who fell in love with his friend, and he made her cry by telling her, her secret santa 8:40 ahhhh i didnt think u were gonna talk about herrr 13:05
16:55
Quackity: YOUR F**KING CHEATING ON ME
Schlatt: Listen love of my life
New title name: Quackity fails to find a girlfriend and gets his heart broken by Schlatt.
pov: you're not early you're just at the right time
POV: shut
pov: ure are actually very early
Pov: you're early and reading this comment.
the thumbnail scares me in many, many ways
When 3 nations come together for a discord call, shit's going down
Quackity: What man thrives most upon is rejection.
Me: I've been thriving my whole life
I can’t wait to see him...I mean her
Quackity: Are you Barbara Corcoran from Shark Tank
Schlatt: For that reason, I’m out
GOD, I MISS THEM TOGETHER.
ua-cam.com/video/kAfcflZ6w4c/v-deo.html
I gotta stop thinking that he’s actually getting a girlfriend
same, my heart went💔💔💔💔
i freaked out looking at the title
ua-cam.com/video/kAfcflZ6w4c/v-deo.html
@@MasterAtNothingVEVO nice
@@bunnydumpling8163 not like you've got a chance anyways
This is such an old stream, I love it.
I’ll listen to your stories Alex
I WAS LITERALLY GONNA PLAY YANDERE SIMULATOR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. THANK YOU, QUACKITY, YOU SAVED MY DIGNITY.
play it
play it
Play it
play it
play it
Finds a girlfriend that calls him flatty patty that’s the way to go!
Whenever I see Quackity and Jschlatt together all I can remember is Quackity asking Schlatt to marry him and Schlatt thanking his subs💀
Me expecting jshlatt to actually say “pumpkin spice”: mememememememememe
"I have a really hot girl, she plays chess on twitch"
Minx *ahem* Minx
Wait are Schlatt and Minx dating?
Imagine Dream and Schlatt havin a baby that is just schlagg but green
Wtf. They are real people. Shipping irl people isn’t right
@@Pleoxz all due respect, I think they meant it purely as a joke
@@Pleoxz its a joke
Maybe she was asking for another
“Glue stick”
“WHO TF IS JESSICA”
PLS WMSMSK😭
I’m confused
I got scared when I heard my name being called 💀 but then I realized it was the video
bro ur laughing is weird and wtf you pleasing for
@@swnkyxoxo what
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates⭕️
seeing quackity and jschlatt in a call, i realize my friend, joey, acts like their personalities combined.
Quackity simps be like: 😭 NO HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOWWWW
🤭 it was not necessary to call me out like that
_oml_
bro what theres simps now?
@@swnkyxoxo they appeared when quackity joined the dream smp I think
look how they massacred my boy
F in the chat for Quackity, poor mr Quack didn’t get called pumpkin spice
quackity don’t need a gf when he’s got schlatt
'When a man cries it’s not because they are weak, it’s because they have been strong for too long.' -Itachi Uchiha
I love how Shlatt has been hopping from person to person on the server skdbx
“can you say pumpkinspice one last time?”
“MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME”
MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
Quackity needing to pay 5 dollars for minecraft gf: I only have 2 dollars
*Someone donates 3 dollars* Perfect
All the quackity simps rn:😭😓😢🙄✋
pain.
pain.
pain🖤👿😭
Going dark 😔💔
#brocken💉😭🖤⛓💔
big q - " i really liked jessica "
father ( enderman ) :- **so you have chosen death**
its so adorable how quackity respected niki’s boundries by not hitting on her when he knows she doesn’t want an s.o.❤️
every schlatt and quackity interactions are the best
pov: you're here before the premiere, and you watch as chat sings "your new boyfriend" for an hour straight
Little did you know.. the picture of Barbra was actually dreams face reveal
Haha wtf!!
man this video is like watching my parents getting divorced all over again lol
I’m going through a hard time run and your vids always put a smile on my face when no one else can. I love your channel.
you’ve broken a lot of hearts today, quack.
i cant get over quackity calling tubbo "toobo" and "turbo" lmao
Quackity really be doing the "getting rejected any% speedrun"
title: "Quackity finds a girlfriend in the dream smp"
the thumbnail: *men*
“we just don’t care about tommyinnit anymore.”
“we don’t!”
me: wait we did in the first place-?
nobody :
when you see the title that Quackity has found a GF : Panik
But you see dream and jschlatt on the thumbnail : Kalm
Plottwist ; three of them are actually dating : Panik
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear mil
Saonap and karl : 😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠💔💔💔💔😖😖😖😩😩😩😣😣😣😣😞😞😞😓😓😓😥😥😥😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😤😤😤😤😤
Okay but Jschlatt really said "Night night Tommy" and nobody said anything about it?!??!?!
15:38
When big Q said "We need girls here let's see,there's niki on the server" and i was like "what about puffy?-" and then I realised that this stream is from months ago lol
There's also Hannah
PLS THE END I WAS DYING Its okay quackity sometimes you just have to imagine-
the way quackity was so confused when they brought up vineyard vines 😭
Just realised that Quackity cheated on SAPNAP AND KARL so yeah he’s also a cheater... sad
This was wayyy before
@@nerea2 oh lol
he is really upset by the fact that taylor liked karl’s tweet
"another time, i think i was like 20... my friend, or more of an acquaintance, really 🙄 he tweeted at my crush, taylor, asking her to play minecraft. and she liked it and i was Heartbroken. but then he tried to play it off like he was gonna be my wingman, no we all know the truth"
My man really posting videos from SEPTEMBER LAST YEAR
what stream was this
the heartbreak I felt seeing Tubbo in his L'Manberg uniform was astronomical
quackity: "pretend you're the teacher"
tubbo out of nowhere: "ALGEBRUHHH"