How much money would it cost to have Antwaun Stanley follow me around for a day and occasionally riff on what I say. This is not a joke, this is a business inquiry, I have actual money on the line.
Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet i don’t think they mean vulfpeck appreciating him i think they mean the music world appreciating him. i think he’s one of the best rhythm guitars around right now what a unique sound
Love this guy more than anything but tbh I feel like Woody needs more credit in the band for sure, he’s a killer piano player but is pushed aside a lot imo
Sam Sui I made the mistake of discovering this yesterday just before attending a play...needless to say...I laughed obnoxiously through the silent parts as this was just going around in my head
no one will see this but this is the most happy-making video on the internet. y'all are so clearly just having a blast, and i love it. will brighten my day no matter what. thank you, vulf.
Jack: We're in Austin, Texas, and gonna deliver to you...the G-BOMBS salad. Antwaun: G-BOMB-Ohh. Jack: Sometimes I write a little song to remember the lyrics and Antwaun Stanley is here with us. The only difference between Antwaun and a hook machine is you plug a hook machine in, ok? We're doing the seven-day whole foods plant-based emerging. Big salad for lunch, salad is the MAIN DISH, not the side dish. Antwaun: Maaaaain Dish, not a side dish. Jack: Yes, remember that. Ok, so the G-BOMB special from Rabbi Kerman back to you. Take your favorite cruciferous green BK- Baby K, this was mine. Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN. Jack: What was that? Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN. Jack : *grins* Unlimited quantity...cruci-green, ok that's the green, greens, beans, onions, mushrooms, berries, nuts, and seeds. Antwuan: Green, beans, onions, mushrooms, seeds. Jack: Throw a little more BK. This is where you are going to get your fat feel, avocado, slice it up... Antwuan: Slice that avocado. Jack: You can mash it right in there, they're not gonna teach you this. Antwaun: Umm mash it, you gotta, um you gotta mash that avocado in there. Umm...yeah. Jack: Two forks and a knife, that's what you need. Antwuan: Two forks and a knife, two forks and a knife is all you need. Jack: You hit it right, bring the camera, we are gonna hit the avocado with some aged balsamic. Antwaun: Ain't nothing like that aged balsamic vinegar uh-uh-oh-oh. Jack: I got taken to the cleaners at Whole Foods, but Trader Joe’s has a five-dollar gold, that's the play. Antwuan: Only five dollars! You can do that. Jack: So we got our G, we need some B, some bombs. We got chili garbanzos, no salt added. Antwuan: Chili!...Chili! Jack: Just a half a cup, just a half a cup, regularbeaneater.com. G, B, O - onions, thinly sliced red onion. Antwuan: Thinly sliced red onion ohh. Jack: How thin can I get it? Antwuan: How thin can you get it? Little more thinner than that. Jack: That will do it. Onions raw, mushrooms cooked. Antwuan: Onions raw! Mushrooms cooked! Jack: Some cooked mushrooms, keep 'em in the fridge, whatever. Jack, Antwuan, and Theo (simultaneously): So easy Jack: G B O M B - G-BOMBS, berries! This is a fun one, I dunno about the berries, pomegranate seeds! This us our high-end, our 8K, generous... Antwaun: Generously. Jack: Spend some extra money on pomegranate seeds it's ok, maybe we should all think about spending more money on what we put into our bodies. Theo: I don't know if you want the berries. Jack: Oh, the real MVP. Whatever berries you got. Theo: Blackberries, blackberries. Jack: Then, boom. Just a handful of pistachios. Antwuan : Umm, toss them in there. Jack: For that absorption, you know you need those, you need that absorption of the cruciferous green...Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy. Antwuan: Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy i-i-i-iii. Jack: Slice a lemon and just dauce it. Antwaun : Oh just dauce it! Jack: For that 16K, you need those 16K Max Martin radio frequencies and then we mix it. Antwuan tell 'em. Antwuan: Oh yeah, I had a dream, a vision for a menu, that was so sweet, it contains G-BOMBS, it contains G-e-E-e-E-BOMBS, G-BOMBS du-du-du-du-du-du. Jack: Main dish, not a side dish. Main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish. It's the side dish. I SEE GOOOOD!! On the one. Antwuan (at the same time as Jack): Oh, it contains the greens, the beans, the onions, the mushrooms, the berries, and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds. Ohh G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, the G-BOMBS uhh.
Thanks for the tutorial guys! I'm so glad I got to me you at ACL, Joe Dart. Hey Theo! If you happened to have been riding your bike around on Saturday, you might have heard someone say, "Hey Theo!" from a white car. I just wanted you to know that was me. If not, then, oh well. You guys are truly an amazing group. I'm not joking around when I say that you were literally the most talented group there. Thanks again for making my first ACL experience (my first ever concert I've ever been to) a great one. I hope I can see you guys again sometime! Sincerely, Jace Charles Rodgers
vulf got me hooked on dr fuhrmans diet. Seriously like ive been chronically ill and im finally seeing relief. the book eat to live is a great place to start. thx jack and vulf crew!
I discovered you through the UA-camr Marti Fischer :) I really enjoy your style ^^ It's fun, it feels like hanging out with my friends and doing random stuff :3
Salad recipes, text fonts, ebay biddings, michael jackson tutorials and lost wage tips. Istg if Jack isn't running a money laundering scheme I don't know what it is.
When this video has a million views, we may declare humanity has finally pulled out of its swan dive into utter chaos; entering a new age of enlightenment, and rational thinking, at last.
I wish Antwaun Stanley could do back up vocals for my life
Yessssssss!
You're a loser.
Whip McCord No u
I asked for a backup singer for my life and I got Michael Bolton...
@@gustafsone imagine getting that fucked over
"Thinly sliced red onions oh" was one of the best melodic lines of all time
Close second being "aged bonsamic" at 2:08
@@cohzee1612 aged balsamiiic vinegarrrrohhhohhh
Right?!
It's been another year and i still haven't heard a better line in my life.
I'll keep looking
@@eladguitar if you find one, let me know.
L O W C A L O R I E F U N K
mrquicksilver2000 best comment of the year
Low volume salad!
Yeah! No PHAT grooving here.. just pure stank.
This is the title to my Spotify playlist
Stratton cracking up when he was slicing the onions was the best part
I started cracking up from Jack's onion slicing...
Make this song a main song - not a side song!
YEEESSS PLEAAASE
Oh my god
Its been three years how has it not happened yet
not a siiiide sooong
Vulfpeck is a conspiracy by my mom to get me to eat better
Vulpeck is my mom: CONFIRMED.
I love vulf comments
@@nurdiemitdenpinken I come to vulf comment sections whenever I need a pick-me-up
😂
The way his laugh syncs with the guitar at 3:02... At this point I don't even think it's a coincidence
that was done in post production.
WhAt! you are sooo right. That's honestly the best
Because Cory is in the groove. This is so next level.
musicians can get so in the pocket that everything is beat and i think that's where cory is
Noo way I never noticed that haa
I’d seriously listen to a studio version of this over and over
Me too but in the mean time I'm listening to this version over and over
Welcome To The Health Conscious Club
Abdul El-Haj Ibrahim Actually, I do eat healthily, but it‘s very, it‘s very, very complicated!
Haha I love this comment!
How much money would it cost to have Antwaun Stanley follow me around for a day and occasionally riff on what I say. This is not a joke, this is a business inquiry, I have actual money on the line.
Ooh.
Money ooohn da liyne!
Honestly me to. This is not a joke
"thinly sliced red onions" new favorite Auntwaun riff
That's one funky salad.
Can't agree more.
When my salad is too funky I normally throw it away.
Never. Again.
Surprised Jack didn't run it through the Vulf compressor.
He’s on the scene (he’s a funky salad)
Awooooooo he's a *FUNKY SALAD*
Seeing Jack break character because of Antwaun and Theo’s singing is hilarious
his entire being is a character, he is an unsolvable enigma
hes 20 characters deep
Can we get some appreciation for Cory!? He's the backbone of this masterpiece. He's so much better than what he gets credit for I feel.
his solo stuff is great, such a nice guy
Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet i don’t think they mean vulfpeck appreciating him i think they mean the music world appreciating him. i think he’s one of the best rhythm guitars around right now what a unique sound
@Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet Well technically he's named after the song but yeah :D
@@Bassalicious yeah his parents sound really cool
Love this guy more than anything but tbh I feel like Woody needs more credit in the band for sure, he’s a killer piano player but is pushed aside a lot imo
2:52 That "thinly sliced red onions" is as complimentary to the melody as thinly sliced red onions to a G-Bombs Salad.
Very important video
1. Watch important video
2. make delicious salad
3. ???????????
4. profit
5. poop
Damn. It's official.
Antwaun is amazing in everything, even a freaking salad tutorial
2:51 can't get over that one
Sam Sui I made the mistake of discovering this yesterday just before attending a play...needless to say...I laughed obnoxiously through the silent parts as this was just going around in my head
Best part
*I S E E G O D*
I cannot like your comment because of the like count therefore bi must comment on your comment to show my appreciation
It's so funky and its low calorie!
I wish I could just follow around Jack for just a day to see what its like. I can't imagine its much different than this video
yeah, watching him makes me want to dig into life and get more out of it. the dude is a positivity machine.
2:57 when Jack starts laughing there... That's my favorite part!
no one will see this but this is the most happy-making video on the internet. y'all are so clearly just having a blast, and i love it. will brighten my day no matter what. thank you, vulf.
Main dish, not a side dish..
Hatattack still singing that in my mind
Hatattack I read this right when he said it. Lol!!!
I bet they have to do this every time they prepare food...
This track better be on the Greatest Hits album
Toad kunstverk
G-BOMBS BALLAD
Jack: We're in Austin, Texas, and gonna deliver to you...the G-BOMBS salad.
Antwaun: G-BOMB-Ohh.
Jack: Sometimes I write a little song to remember the lyrics and Antwaun Stanley is here with us. The only difference between Antwaun and a hook machine is you plug a hook machine in, ok? We're doing the seven-day whole foods plant-based emerging. Big salad for lunch, salad is the MAIN DISH, not the side dish.
Antwaun: Maaaaain Dish, not a side dish.
Jack: Yes, remember that. Ok, so the G-BOMB special from Rabbi Kerman back to you. Take your favorite cruciferous green BK- Baby K, this was mine.
Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN.
Jack: What was that?
Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN.
Jack : *grins* Unlimited quantity...cruci-green, ok that's the green, greens, beans, onions, mushrooms, berries, nuts, and seeds.
Antwuan: Green, beans, onions, mushrooms, seeds.
Jack: Throw a little more BK. This is where you are going to get your fat feel, avocado, slice it up...
Antwuan: Slice that avocado.
Jack: You can mash it right in there, they're not gonna teach you this.
Antwaun: Umm mash it, you gotta, um you gotta mash that avocado in there. Umm...yeah.
Jack: Two forks and a knife, that's what you need.
Antwuan: Two forks and a knife, two forks and a knife is all you need.
Jack: You hit it right, bring the camera, we are gonna hit the avocado with some aged balsamic.
Antwaun: Ain't nothing like that aged balsamic vinegar uh-uh-oh-oh.
Jack: I got taken to the cleaners at Whole Foods, but Trader Joe’s has a five-dollar gold, that's the play.
Antwuan: Only five dollars! You can do that.
Jack: So we got our G, we need some B, some bombs. We got chili garbanzos, no salt added.
Antwuan: Chili!...Chili!
Jack: Just a half a cup, just a half a cup, regularbeaneater.com. G, B, O - onions, thinly sliced red onion.
Antwuan: Thinly sliced red onion ohh.
Jack: How thin can I get it?
Antwuan: How thin can you get it? Little more thinner than that.
Jack: That will do it. Onions raw, mushrooms cooked.
Antwuan: Onions raw! Mushrooms cooked!
Jack: Some cooked mushrooms, keep 'em in the fridge, whatever.
Jack, Antwuan, and Theo (simultaneously): So easy
Jack: G B O M B - G-BOMBS, berries! This is a fun one, I dunno about the berries, pomegranate seeds! This us our high-end, our 8K, generous...
Antwaun: Generously.
Jack: Spend some extra money on pomegranate seeds it's ok, maybe we should all think about spending more money on what we put into our bodies.
Theo: I don't know if you want the berries.
Jack: Oh, the real MVP. Whatever berries you got.
Theo: Blackberries, blackberries.
Jack: Then, boom. Just a handful of pistachios.
Antwuan : Umm, toss them in there.
Jack: For that absorption, you know you need those, you need that absorption of the cruciferous green...Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy.
Antwuan: Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy i-i-i-iii.
Jack: Slice a lemon and just dauce it.
Antwaun : Oh just dauce it!
Jack: For that 16K, you need those 16K Max Martin radio frequencies and then we mix it. Antwuan tell 'em.
Antwuan: Oh yeah, I had a dream, a vision for a menu, that was so sweet, it contains G-BOMBS, it contains G-e-E-e-E-BOMBS, G-BOMBS du-du-du-du-du-du.
Jack: Main dish, not a side dish. Main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish. It's the side dish. I SEE GOOOOD!! On the one.
Antwuan (at the same time as Jack): Oh, it contains the greens, the beans, the onions, the mushrooms, the berries, and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds. Ohh G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, the G-BOMBS uhh.
I wish this could be submitted as official subtitle
thnks
The way Antwaun sang about thinly sliced onion brought a tear to my eyes. Beautiful.
I need a full track. Put the G-Bombs Salad on Mr. Finish Line I beg you.
Pls pls plssssssssssssa
veloxian agree 100%
yeyeyeyeyeyeyees!
YESSSSSS this better be on the next album
Late reply but the title track from Mr. Finish Line is pretty much is this song lol
it's official.these people are insane.
i love them.
I love the way this shows the silliness and fun of a jam. Music doesn't have to be perfect - have fun, have a laugh.
this is, without exaggeration, the greatest work of our time.
Nobody wants to talk about how that “nothin like that aged balsamic vinegar” was the most beautiful vocal run of all time
Loved Cory's expression when he realised that he wasn't going to get any of that salad at the end!
I want "Thinly Sliced Onions" as my ringtone
Genius. It goes on my notification sound right now.
1:55 that trick in the background tho
In time with the music as well
THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN SINCE THE LAST VULFPECK UPLOAD
My role at every jam sesh:
Guy in the back trying to catch food in his mouth
and failed to do so
3:11
*G O R D O N R A M S A Y* : It's RAW! You funky duck!
"I SEEEE GODDDD!!!" Yeah, he's right behind you in a hat and a blue t-shirt. You didn't notice?
Cory's not wearing a hat?
This is so hipster it's not even hipster anymore
When it's so pre-cool that is cool
3:56 "I like that." - Antwaun
2:59 jack can barely hold it together lol hilarious
Good for the body, and the... Soul..
More of this pleeeez! Love it. Should be it’s own show.
Funk composer to salad composer.
Thanks for the tutorial guys!
I'm so glad I got to me you at ACL, Joe Dart.
Hey Theo! If you happened to have been riding your bike around on Saturday, you might have heard someone say, "Hey Theo!" from a white car. I just wanted you to know that was me. If not, then, oh well.
You guys are truly an amazing group. I'm not joking around when I say that you were literally the most talented group there. Thanks again for making my first ACL experience (my first ever concert I've ever been to) a great one. I hope I can see you guys again sometime!
Sincerely,
Jace Charles Rodgers
play the video again but each time pick someone new to watch
gold
This was real fun to watch. Mr Stanley is one of the best vocalists in this world.
So glad these guys hipped me to the plant based way of life
VEGAN PROPAGANDA... and I love it.
When Jack was slicing the onion, he almost lost it "How thin can you get it?"
I would high-key listen to this if it was on an album
2:47 pog Stratton
These guys are incredibly talented. The most musical salad prep ever
vulf got me hooked on dr fuhrmans diet. Seriously like ive been chronically ill and im finally seeing relief. the book eat to live is a great place to start. thx jack and vulf crew!
Eco EcoEco Life changing stuff :) Keep it up!
Antwaun is a god.
The only difference between Antwuan and a god is that you plug a god in.
Onions raw, mushrooms cooked☺
Joe dart killin it as always 🔥
0/10 not enough Joe Dart head bobbing
I know right! How can you make a fresh salad without the FRESHEST PERSON IN THE BAND!?
Someone has to hold the camera...
That is a very good point.
LonestarPaul, he said in his interview that he got to eat the salad, so I'd say there this is reasonable speculation.
for real, isn't that him laughing at 1:18?
I bet Joe was behind the camera
I thought it was woody until I saw there was no joe
Wasn't bobbing enough. Disproved.
He said in an interview that he got to eat this salad after. So he was most likely the cameraperson
I need the Vulf Cooking Class Channel...
Every time I slice an onion, red, white, yellow, doesn't matter, I hear Antwaun Stanley's voice. I am quite OK with that.
I remember when I first watched this and I still feel the same now. The way Antwaun vocalizes all this is phenomenal, especially 2:49 .
I discovered you through the UA-camr Marti Fischer :)
I really enjoy your style ^^
It's fun, it feels like hanging out with my friends and doing random stuff :3
uh hallo :D
Josepha Black
Heyy :D
Noch ein Fan vom verrückten Fischer °^°
Please make G-Bomb Salad a bonus track
Making my pilgrimage back here just to say this I probably one of the best videos I have seen to date
How thin can you get it?
I fucking died on that part
OMFG!! HOW SINGS THAT MAAAAAAN IS BEAUTIFUL
This has to be on an album at some point, this is fantastic.
Don't even ask how many times I've watched this video. And no, I haven't made the salad.
Au gawd! I hope you're coming around here to Germany after the albums release. If you do, don't miss Cologne!
Man I love this 😍 it's 7am & I'm dying laughing I love y'all energy I'm definitely going to make this Salad 🥗 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:50 holy shit
right? blew my mind :O
yeah, first time i've got goosebumps for a onion cutting😢😲🤤😎
Little mo thinner than that!
Finally some quality content on the Interweb
Love the concept of antwuan only communicating in vocal hooks
Salad recipes, text fonts, ebay biddings, michael jackson tutorials and lost wage tips. Istg if Jack isn't running a money laundering scheme I don't know what it is.
Jack's onion slicing technique: not as advanced as his pancake jam technique? Discuss
i really have this in my playlist wish they would make a studio version
"just half a cup.... RegularBeanEater.com"
Hell yes! Dr. Fuhrman is the man! G-Bombs for life! Literally
That salad is so funky I'll need to brush my tooth afterwards.
Just the one?
The funny thing is I'm watching this while I'm eating ice cream
nothsa inman Awesome, me too. B&J triple caramel chunk
Best video on the internet.
I have a new life goal: became blatantly rich and make them follow me wherever I go to do an endless soundtrack of my life
I love how Stratton tries to maintain a serious tone in a lot of their videos even though hes kidding around. Gives me a Donald Fagen vibe.
"...a little more thinner than that..."
When this video has a million views, we may declare humanity has finally pulled out of its swan dive into utter chaos; entering a new age of enlightenment, and rational thinking, at last.
This needs to be a cooking show and this needs to be the pilot
Pistachios never looked so sexy.
Words cannot explain how much I love you guys. Like I really love you.
I literally can't exaggerate how happy this video makes me feel
And I thought my salads had style. Imagine what soul Vulfpeck could add to submitting my tax return
Mmmh it's tax de-duc-ti-bu-wo-ohh!
"And sometimes, I write a little song... to remember the lyrics." lmao
You know you're watching this in 2020 when you're cringing at how much he's using his hands to prepare the food and talking right over it...
I've watched this a thousand times and cannot understand how Theo keeps a straight face.
It was probably the 5th strangest thing he had seen Jack do that morning and he was used to it.
This guys voice is the gbomb! I just wanted to hear him singing
I like how Jack is always the one to talk immediately after a take.
4:37 oH juS DoUSe it
Antwaun is the only man powerful enough to make Jack laugh