The MOST Crazy Girlfriend Thing YOU Did - Hailee And Kendra
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- Опубліковано 16 лис 2023
- Someone on Reddit asked: "What is the most crazy girlfriend thing you did?" and today we're reading (and reacting to) their stories! Have YOU ever been the crazy girlfriend (or boyfriend)?? OR you had a crazy ex-girlfriend (ex-boyfriend)? Or partner! If you have a story for us, leave it in the comments (or send it through DM's on Instagram!).
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Sure I can talk about the second gf I had
I'm a month late but if you still need a crazy ex I got one. My 1st gf and I ended badly I was 18 she was 17 and her family didn't like her dating me. So like 3 months later I'm talking to this girl online back when Myspace was cool.
So I stupidly let the 2nd gf move in with me after only a month of talking. The crazy started after a month or maybe I just started seeing it.
First she was intensely jealous and I couldn't see a cousin without her. So when she found out I still had pictures of my ex just that cute staring into each other and another of us holding hands. She went after them and found them on my computer. She deleted them causing our first fight.
Thankfully she didn't look in the backup drive. I had built my computer.
The next fight came a month later when she unplugged my alarm so I would miss my college class. She did this because she wanted more time with me.
At this point I have had enough but I didn't have any clue how to remove her.
I finally told her she needed to leave and her grandma was picking her up.
That wasn't the end however a year later she was married apparently she told him I was trying to get her back at the same time she sent me a text saying her husband was beating her.
So husband calls and chews me out for trying to take her. I calmly explained I don't talk with her. That last attempt she made was telling me that you beat her.
So he apologized and I said I'm sorry but you probably should talk with her about these issues.
So to end on a happy note I never heard from her again I did change my number as well.
In 2010 my 1st gf who had gotten back in touch asked if I still had our pictures.
She was getting married and wanted them for the wedding.
'*if you don't want people to know you're a asshole, don't be a asshole"- kendra 2023. Pretty simple.
The first one, it was a friends new roommate not the husbands roommate. So yes it was weird imo for the girl to friend request the husband and not the wife. And I feel the wife was justified in blocking her but she should have talked with hubby first
yh i agree
Hailee and Kendra you both are something special and witnessing your love for each other is a joy and blessing because it's very rare to find love like yours 💝
I agree. Love u girls. Glad I subscribed
"I think these are all straight couples Hailee"
Hailee: Continues getting confused
Definitely would be interested in you guys doing the AITA videos!!! 😂❤
👀 we’ll work on that
Hailee and Kendra always gives best advice and guidance and love it so much ❤
Kendra, one of my favourite authors has said "Common Sense is neither common, nor sense." I've found this to be true.
The girl with the anxiety isn't crazy at all... I've been there.
15:25 Kendra's look of disgust when Hailee said that made that even more hilarious. Omg😂
You two could make watching paint dry seem fun you're both super awesome :)
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Also, watching this makes me realize that I AM the crazy girlfriend because the entire time I'm like, "YES QUEENS. GET IIIIT." Lol
I LOVED THIS!!!!! Y’all should definitely do more reddit stories like “Bully revenge” or “wild mom stories” I think that would, one be comedy gold (for obvious reasons 😏), and two to be informative and give your perspectives on these kinds of topics. Love y’all, have great rest of the day!
Ps that one about “the stalker” if she wasn’t so obsessed with some guy she would be a great investigator
I love u girls so much!!! This video has me laughing so much! 😂😂😂 I love y’all’s reactions and faces!!! Hope you two are having a wonderful day!!! ❤❤❤
I love how the two of you look at each other. That's love...right there.
The reason these aren’t that extreme is because usually the truly crazy ones don’t actually think that they’re crazy.
Kendra and Hailee are so fun
please do more taste tests if u can guys. Really fun to see y'all reacting 😆
I feel I have to say this. Thank you so much for putting the white text over a coloured background (in this case a hue of purple).
Ooooof crazy gf stories are always wild... I've only been in one relationship in my life so far and 5 years later I still take the cake on having the craziest ex amongst my friend group 😬😬 many years of therapy followed from that bag of crazy
Sounds like it was rough. Good to see you got help with it. You are probably like me and won't make the same mistake again. Mainly because you now know what a bag of crazy looks like.
The moment Hailee realizes Kendra is the most adorable crazy girlfriend ever is my favorite part of this video (the super stalker girlfriend and Kendra admitting she did something like that)! 🤣
omg relationship anxiety is such a pain in the ass, i know that all too well with not hearing from my partner for hours at the time we normally talk
The most crazy ex I ever had destroyed almost $5k worth of comics I'd been collecting since I was a kid. In 10th grade, I dated this girl for almost 6 months but learned she cheated on me (along with every single relationship I've had). When I broke it off, I went down to my buddy's farm and, as it turned out, she went over to my house, told my dad she'd left stuff in my room then proceeded to take all my comics into the bathroom, fill the tub with hot water then dumped them all in before leaving. I had several #1 editions in there (Spawn, X-Men V2, TMNT #1, etc). I've never put a hand on a woman in my life, but I swear I thought REALLY hard about it when I got home....
LOVE the "Poopey" quote! great tv show!
Honestly your vids really make me smile and you both are awesome
The one story where she was talking about smoking his favorite brand of cigarettes scared the living hell outta me. That’s BIG TIME over the top, even for one person. Talk about your shivers down your spine.
My wife is a nurse and she always says “ common sense just isn’t so common anymore” 😂
I know this is a couple months late, but I have that "crazy" girl story.
Some needed context: It was late 2020. I had graduated from High School during the pandemic and was now in my first year of college. I was two hours away from home, and being in another state, was not allowed to travel home due to regulations. Moving away was very difficult for me, because I no longer had someone to be a home base.
I met a guy and we hit it off instantly. A couple of weeks into the relationship, Stories about his mom came to surface. He was telling me that he wanted to become more independent from his mom, yet doing EVERYTHING the way she wanted him to. Long story short, she hated me. She was "protecting" her baby, and he was allowing it.
Now we flash forward to the beginning of 2021. I had learned about his condition which made him high risk for COVID, allowing him to get the vaccine in March. I was working at a pharmacy and had seen people get rushed to the hospital after getting the shot, so I was worried about him. At this point, my relationship with his mom was shit. I was convinced she was going to take him away from me. The day he got his shot, my aniexty was through the roof. His mom was picking him up for their appointment, which was 2+ hours away. I knew the time he shot happened, and was watching the time like a hawk. I was texting him so much, that his mom texted me to stop texting him and she would let me know if something bad happened. He had promise to come see me at work when he got back in town, and when he showed up, I was outside on the phone with my mom and my therapist. That was my last day at work, and wound up leading me to my worst mental state. We wound up having more fights, I stopped everything I enjoyed, and was the crazy girlfriend. We lasted about another month, and then he broke it off with me.
Three years later, this version of myself still haunts me. I wish she (my past self) would go away. I am in a new relationship and it is extremely healthy. We have not had a talk about past partners, but I have a feeling that he will focus more on the growth I have made, and not focus on the incident of the past.
I have tried to shorten this up, but wanted to give you the full picture. I am shaking just thinking of the past, which I have learned shows growth. If there is another video like this, feel free to use this. I would love to hear your opinions.
I'm calm and boring, but also single, so there you go.
Not me here sitting here just loving everything they've done and everything new they're doing too ❤ they're my go tos and been keeping me lifted and I can't express gratitude enough
Hailee and Kendra. Love the music thing u did. I hope u do more of the that 90s and2000 s
Don't f with Kendra or anyone she cares about. That look says she ain't playing.
OMG. THE WORRIED IS HE DED/DID HE CHEAT STORY IS SO RELATABLE!!! I WENT THROUGH THIS BEFORE WITH MY EX WHILE LONG DISTANCE!!! Aghhhhh. similar circumstances, he turned off my phone or just got so drunk that he couldn't respond and passed out?? it's kind of a blur but eitther way it's the worst feeling when u have depression and anxiety..
So next time ask for stuff like fights breaking out, real property damage like broken windows, keyed up cars, slashed tires, cops getting involved. Maybe more creative stalking & revenge stories like say letting wild animals loose in their homes, or dressing up in horror themed costumes & appearing just out of their field of vision. Killer clown, hockey masks, or body horror like Freddy, or pinhead. Definitely the gone wild versions of this.
I lost my best friend in high school. We met in middle school, 7th grade, and had been friends until 9th grade. She was going home with another friend of hers, I didn't know.
We didn't text an awful lot because we saw each other daily at lunch or the beginning of the day I'd make time to talk, so the last time I texted her was to try and figure out what classes she signed up for senior year. Days went by, then weeks, then I saw an old mutual friend of ours who was a grade lower than us. That's when I found out about the car accident.
Now when people don't message back, there's a little voice in my head. You're not crazy, whether you've been there or not.
Another great video love u both❤
I have a few "crazy ex" stories about myself, my exs, and my role models... for a long time i was really unwell but therapy was so helpful. 😅
Love you guys and your content! I bought a “Hey Babe” sweatshirt and I love it!
Hailee and Kendra when i watch your video's you make my day so much better
Happy weekend Hailee and Kendra love you both ❤😊❤
"That is real shitty!" Literally🤣
I would love more of this and the are YTA ones would be great!!! ❤ 💛
genius motto (merch?) "fight your urges"
Love it !!!!!
Kendra's face at 5:23 I can't! 🤣😂
good god you two are perfect for each other so glade you found each other so young
i love you guys and you make me laugh every time i watch you guys
Awesome revenge love your videos you two are an awesome team always excited to your new videos
Omg i love ur vids this is amazing
17:05 As my cousin from Louisiana would say: "That's a pair of mud-bugs, man! Totally cray-cray!"🦐🦐
Speaking for the fellas here, we rarely look at our phones when we are on a good night out. Updating our status doesn't come into consideration, we're with the boys! We don't mean to make you panic, we just go with the flow and don't think about the anxious affects. Its not malicious, just thoughtless. I want to work on this but its a slow road lol
kendra is so bright and bubbly on the outside but she is dark and crispy on the inside love it
you guys are so cuuute together
Kenda: that was a lil crazy
Hailee: 😮 that was a lot crazy
I've got a crazy girlfriend story:
So, I had a best friend that I had known for 15 years. The whole time I had a huge crush on her but was confused about how she felt about me. She dropped hints that she liked me and would flirt with me too. However, I had just come out and she had only come out to me so us both being scared left us in a place where things never technically went anywhere, but you could say there was definitely something there.
I was terrified and didn't want to pressure her into something that she didn't want to be in. We were friends first and foremost and I didn't want to lose her. One year she had been having a hard time, her house burned down, her cat died, she had to move to a different state and leave me, and her parents divorced. Her birthday came up and luckily her birthday is 2 weeks after mine. We've grown up together and celebrated every birthday together. This year had been no different she managed to fly out just before her birthday to celebrate mine and hers. Me and her decided we'd do a gift exchange.
At the time I didn't have a lot of money, so the only option I had was to make something. I debated what to do and landed on writing something. I'm known as a good writer, and she particularly liked my writing and complemented me on it. I went through my notebook stack and found a brand-new notebook that I hadn't used yet. This is when the idea hit me like a lightbulb. I numbered each page up to 101 and came up with the title 100 things I love about you. On each page was a number and a thing I loved about her followed up with a paragraph explaining why. The paragraphs were there because as someone with low self-esteem I wanted to make my feelings clear for her, so that she knew exactly what I was saying and there would be no doubt in her mind that she was loved.
I spent a month coming up with ideas and scrap booking the inside of this notebook with memories I had with her. When her house burned down her memory box went with it, so the journal became the start of a new one. I was so confident about it, but then the more I thought about it the crazier it felt because this felt very flirty and maybe a bit pushy and I didn't want to make her uncomfortable. So, I showed it to my mom asking for advice. She said it was cute and I should go for it, so I did.
Now the last page 101 was titled You, she was reason 101 and it was a confession of sorts where I basically said I loved her and we should stop lying to each other and just accept it, but I also said we didn't have to do anything. This was just getting this off my shoulders, there was no strings attached. I didn't show this part to my mom because I hadn't told her about this crush yet, but I showed my mom every other page. Which looking back this should have probably been the number one page I showed her because wording matters and it could have come across wrong, so having her read it might have been smart. However, when I gave it to her, she cried and cried and said it was beautiful but then she flew home and stopped talking to me. I haven't heard anything from her in two years now.
A 15-year friendship went down the drain. I guess I really am just crazy lol that sucked.
An A.I.T.A video would be so much fun 😃
I understand the 2nd last story. There was a time I used facebook etc to find out stuff about friends because I didn't want to ask the questions. It's still a crazy thing to do, but I might actually have done something similar back then 😆
Hailee: "Hide your car."
Wonder Woman invisible plane: "I got you girl."
LOL!!!😂
Oh man, could I tell you some Jerry Springer type things… 🤣
But I don’t think I want some of the crazy things that happened to me on here for the world to see.
You two are amazing! Love! ❤
Story #2: The person (telling the story) might have been really nervous to talk to him. So, that's why they didn't use their own account. Weird, yes...but I'm looking at it through a "shy" lens.
@6:25: Hailee's reaction is priceless. :)
@17:27: It's still around. I found an artist on there who does Van Gogh style art (I LOVE Van Gogh). She painted two paintings of my orange cat (the one in my PFP) which I still have, one of which is 10 years old.
@20:49: My orange cat would rip plastic bags apart, from the inside. I would always tell him, in the Tom Hanks from A League of the Own voice, "don't eat plastic! there's no eating plastic in baseball!" We think he was thrown away in a plastic bag (cause we found him on the side of the road in my hometown), which explained his love/hate relationship with plastic.
@22:49: If you do the AmITheAsshole ones, it would be hilarious if you did them as "Am I the Scallywag?" like Kris does. :)
Another great video! :D
And thanks for the text becouse when Hailee was reading, she was reading so fast that i got lost xD (Absolutley no offence Hailee :) its just me who have sometimes a bit hard with languages :P )
Love your content your both soul mates^^ and yes can we have a AITA vid please lol I have crazy stories but can’t say 💕
God bless yall on what yall do always from Jeff
After we had had a small argument, because she wanted me to spend the evening with her but I had to go work on a set for a show that opened in a week, I got back around 1AM to find her sitting on the floor with mascara running down her face from crying and an empty case of beer...oh, and her ex, sleeping naked on the bed behind her. I turned around and noped out of there. Maybe, someday, if I am braver, I'll share the story of when I was the crazy boyfriend. ...the 80s were a weird time.
Hello it was great meeting you girls last night. I'm the Chris you meet. Your videos are entertaining too watch always
I love this so much ❤❤❤
I love you two beautiful women so much you guys are an inspiration
Lmao I could never attach my crazy to my name 😂😂
The drunk girls who shat on the guy's car at 3 am..... that shall be dubbed "Seagaulling"
you 2 cheer me up i think you are great couple
I mean, with the skin cream screamer, at least she didn't say "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"...
20:31 fully 100% agree crazy
When you said common sense, isn’t that common people say that to me and I was like I have common sense😅😅😅. Maybe 😊
Hailee forgetting about straight people for a few minutes during the jewelry story 😆
I love you both😍
You should do who knows who better parents edition??!
The only crazy thing I do is comment on videos posted by crazy UA-camrs. LOL Luv ya. ❤❤❤
I would be SO interested in you guys checking out AITA! Some of them are just "I know that I am right but I need some self boost from randoms on the internet" but there are some where you can actually debate about it and those are the most fun ones. Also, remaking this video means we got another great video like this ahead of us, which I'm not complaining about.
when I was 15 I left a note on my bf's bike pretending to be another girl hitting on him and in it I wrote. "don't tell her" then asked my friend to kiss it with lipstick on... that friend went out with him to get his bike at the end of the school day he opened the note infant of her. he asked her not to say anything and proceeded to get rid of the note. a few months later his best friend told me her was planning to cheat on me with a girl I he had already shown signs of being too friendly with. im pretty sure he had kissed her infant of me a few times because he had this habit of getting right up in girls faces but blocking with the rest of his body so you couldn't see for sure. when I turned 28 he messaged me to apologize and confirmed there was a plan he hadn't done anything and it never played out because I broke up with him first. that was my first high school boyfriend and a lot of my relationships were down hill from there.
Have you guys ever tried energy drinks? Like Reign or Bang? They’re my two favorite brands!!! I love the sweet fruity ones!!! Maybe y’all could do an energy drink taste test? 🤷♀️❤️
@20:20 - Well, not the looking at Social Profiles... I think that is normal.
Now, this - my / what I read - example is talking about mostly about online para-social relationships. However, people have flat out stated that the will not be answering questions that are clearly answered int heir bio or pined content. Now, in person is a bit different. However at least looking at their Facebook Details and pinned contest should be expected.
The Crazy comes in when you try to reinvent yourself into their "Match."
My nephew broke up with a girl at his house. She locked herself in the bathroom and drank bleach. The did get her help in time, but it screwed her throat up.
The girl that waited 90 mins shoulda dated the friend who was like, bro, you gonna say hi to your girlfriend or let her ride in the car? lol.
You are absolutely most amazing couple and most sweetest and beautiful and wonderful couple ❤
Funny you should mention that ex who threw the half keg out the window. I've done something very similar, but it wasn't the keg I defenestrated. It was the ex.
Funny story. One of my girlfriends(triad, polyamorous, i dont cheat!), lets call her Molly, Who is now 6 months preggo with our baby boy, i met her on tinder at the same time i matched with another girl (never in my life expected to be matched with 2 rofl). Had a date set up with both girls. After i had the first date with other girl, i fell for her pretty fast. Instead of ghosting Molly, i sent her a text like 3 days before our date apologizing profusly and saying i met another girl and canceled the date. 3 weeks later, things didnt go well with the other girl and in a moment of weakness i sent a text to Molly asking if she still wanted to go on a date 🤦♂️ she politely said no, i was hella embarassed, but moved on. Like 6 months later we matched again on tinder, actually went on a date, and now im in bed laying next to one of the loves of my life!
Moral of the story, dont be a dick guys, cancel the date instead of ghosting.
"paid money to access court records." That sounds like a bribe. But they're public records. Federal records cost 10 cents a page to download and as of the last few years you no longer need to be a lawyer to access them. Anyone can. If you are paying for the sternographer to type up a transcript, that may cost a few hundred dollars, depending on the length. But if you do that, his lawyer would get notified by email because they'd upload that transcript so everyone can read it once they produce it.
I think you and your friends should re-enact some of these just for the comedic value! That would be some epic content lol! If not, you two still do epic content anyway!
Kendra has the best facial expressions lmao, I love it.
But the way Hailey is so rational - I'm honestly jealous of your level head. Cause I'm next level psycho sometimes - luckily my better half knows this about me and loves me anyway.
My meanest thing. I was a bit of a druggie when I was younger (30 years ago, could always get anything) and this girl I really liked was just using me for drugs. One night we were tripping on acid and coke. after the coke ran out she decided to leave since the drugs were the only reason she was with me. I do not know if you have ever done acid, but a lot of people are SUPER suggestable on it so as she was leaving I said, "Whatever you do, when you are all alone in your room, do not think about bugs."
The story with the 15/16 couple school across from BWW, the friends seemed like better people than the bf. Yikes!
Crazy stories are fun lol I'd get a few jaw drops with mine
Um the 2nd to last one was rough and extremely crazy. My ex was exactly like the girl in the story he would make fake accounts on Instagram, snapchat, tiktok just to talk to me it got so bad I had to get a restraining order
Good video, ladies
going to make a comment when i *waaaay* to drunk to do so or even make sense, can i just say as someone who is 35, a dude, and generally an idiot say this about you two, having only discovered your channel(this week) in the last utterly hellish month for me, I *LOVE* you two and how much that, when in many of the videos i have spent the week going back and watching, you two have.....re-kindled my belief in love. it makes me hate myself a little less, which trust me, is a herculean task. SO, from the top of my drunken head, to the bottom of my drunken ass, can i say....I have never rooted for strangers before, but by the gods old and new, I am rooting for you two (also I am convinced Kendra is actually a human personification of a hug) With Love, Mark the dumbass!
my ex (now my best friend) was dating this guy and found out he was hanging out with someone he said not to worry about without her knowing and the next day (after freaking out all night) signs him up for the military
4:51 I'll give a shorter more universal version: If you don't want people to know you did a thing, don't do the thing.
I have a story, and I KNOW ITA, however, I could never tell the story other than anonymous for reasons I cannot explain😂😂
You know, it sounds like some of the things I've gone through. And that was two generations ago. I guess, no matter what generation you were born in, nothing ever changes.
Love u girls. Great vlogs. Great content. Too. Have you heard of Cleveland Ohio. Home of the rock and roll hall of fame.
Two parts to my comment: First, most important... I just want a picture of you two hugging eachother, because I swear you're the most ADORABLE couple I've ever seen... EVER! Couples' goals my ass... LIFE Goals! You two are awesome!
The second, uncomfortable part. You asked for Crazy. I have Crazy for you. You, and your fans, can judge for yourselves who is more crazy... 9th grade... For ME anyways. Walking to and from classes, always ran into a particular student. Same spot, every time. I say student, because she wasn't a Girl. She was a full adult. Catching some upgrade courses for a GED. Understandable. Not understandable? Day 3... Started clinging to me. STILL didn't know her name. Went on the entire year, was incredibly creepy. Asked her repeatedly to stop grabbing my arm, as she was forcing it into... Very intimate territory... Told her this made me uncomfortable, because... well... JAIL... Her reasoning? "Just Love You"... I was 15 for crying out loud! Thought, genuinely, I was free of her when she was done that year... Nope... SHOWED. UP. AT. MY. HOUSE... Befriended my MOTHER, and didn't leave us alone for over a DECADE. Repeatedly sent Glamour Shots of her... basically nude... Framed. If not that... Kept helping us move, when we did... I'm the "Move the Fridge" guy in the family, aka The Tank, aka "The Muscle"... so I'd burn myself out moving everything. I'd pass out on whatever couch was open when we were in whatever new place we were at. Without fail... I woke up to HER... ON ME. Clinging and snoring away. My Mother, Sister, EVERYONE who were in the moving crew... Did nothing... Never did. Finally moved to where I live now... Been here for 23 years or so. First 15 years, including my High School Graduation? She was there. Followed me. Hit on me constantly. I swear, I saw her nude in person at least twice a year from 15-26. In my College years? Age 21... I woke up for class to find: Her. In the nude. Clinging again. College dude, I slept in the nude for convenience. Panicked... freaked out, kicked her out of my bed, and QUICKLY got dressed. No, we never dated. No, we never crossed the line. It was creepy. Always crossed every boundary I set. "Don't sit on my lap" sat on my lap. "It's frustrating that my shoulder is so damaged from carrying my books and tools, please don't touch it." Proceeds to "Kiss It Better"... Then the bomb dropped... "I'm shocked so many of my friends from High School are having Kids! I'm an Uncle to like... a Dozen kids at this point!" ...Bomb drops... "I got my tubes tied because I was afraid I couldn't control myself, and end up having kids with you... I still fantasize about you... You smell so good..."
This sounds like it's fake, but she had Schizophrenia, and was something like 6 years older than myself. Notice the past-tense? When I was 29, we finally lost contact after she stole something from us. Basically she had been stalking me since I was 15 or so. It got to the point of obsession, and she ended up uh... Cancelling Herself... Something I only found after my Mother passed away this past March. I've had trust issues with Women since Puberty due to these kinds of things. I have a Neurodiversity condition, and so emotional and social cues tend to totally go over my head. I'm a straight male, rather boring really. I just have a high IQ, and I've never understood why my basic manners and extensive knowledge, has led to so many instances of having to confront girls/women hitting on me. It has always been suspicious to me, especially since that particular stalker at age 15. No girl, or woman, has ever done anything around me without an audience, and it now scares the daylights out of me. Oh, I'm 41 now, never dated or married, and never trusted women enough to just... Y'know... Let her do what she wanted to do to me... No woman has ever wanted that, and I am way too freaked out, and traumatized by everything that has happened to even try. Plus... I was rather active as a child, and as a youth, and now I basically hurt EVERYWHERE... I've kinda given up after all that happened.
Just saying... You asked for messed up and crazy... Doesn't get much crazier than Neurodiverse: Hyperintellect 15 year old teenager, gets stalked by Schizophrenic Woman nearly 8 years older than he was, for nearly 20 years, damaging his sense of trust permanently.