I had puked right before starting the pod and when Tom said he was gonna start the show, I said to myself ‘yeh know you should probably skip cuz it may be a puke clip’. Then it was. And I puked again lol. F you Tom.
I'm watching this pod eating lunch. If it wasn't for your comment I wouldn't have seen that coming. Thank you very much for allowing me to skip that puking action. Hahahah
I love when it’s just Tom, Christina and the guys in the booth… no boring guests or anything… Christina really adds that something extra to the show, I love when she says ridiculous stuff and Tom just looks at the guys and everyone cracks up, or when they gross each other out and the other one is just cracking up… ahhh she’s the best..
Such a great episode mommies. I get the whole brining guests to broaden the content, but miss just having just my main pair of jeans just banter with the booth for 2 hrs. Love y’all. And that’s where it spits
That outro song🤌🏼 this entire episode was a fluffin classic from front to black. Old school YMH and it was so refreshing. Way to go main mommies and booth mommies🤘🏼
Hello I'm the girl in the subway video FYI!!!!!! I'm a sex trafficking surviver and a victim of unthinkable crimes I have 5 years sober now .my bathroom issues r because of horrible rapes abuse and neglect for 25 years as a sex slave !!! How dare u not look into my history b4 u make those comments
I don't think it's weed, I think it's all the stupid f**king novelty of weed 😂 Just smoke it and get stoned, enjoy it but for the love of Fed Smoker, don't be a douche about it 😂😂
@@MuffinMan2860 I doubt 3 hours is enough. It seems like her brain is completely melted by this point. That's what digital stimulus crack does to you though.
Christmas - "You never say my name. You're not a big name person. Tomas - "I've said it since we've been here." Christmas - "Maybe I don't notice anymore since I've heard it so much." WHICH IS IT? Does he never say your name? Or has he said it countles times?
Some of us musician fans don't forget Tim was learning piano at one point. He is either hiding how good he has gotten or he gave it up to fight overseas for our freedom. Thank you for your service.
Next YMH live needs a bit with Tom as the psychopath age defying millionaire named Brian, with Christina portraying a cool girl as his wife. I’d take that as a cold open
But not as much as your mom Bob if she’s stroking out to the point of sleep in a lamps plus. I got arrested when I had a mini stroke at bed, bath and beyond, it was just a little one but the staff saw me and called the cops.
Ps with the horrors of aging ,dementia , altzeimers and Parkinson’s being the way they are I believe the elderly should be free to stroke off in public whenever they want!
I'm the homeless guy that lives outside the ymh studio and if Christine was giving out blowies I'd kill whoever she wanted. I find her theory very accurate.
This is one of the rare times OSHA looks good. In America, companies can be heavily fined if they allow a worker in a trench without it being fortified or benched. In fact, we don’t dig straight down like that here anymore when we have to go deeper than a few feet. We bench it out so it’s more like big stair steps going down into the trench instead of a vertical flat wall that’s almost guaranteed to sheer off. Keep in mind a square yard of soil - depending on the type and water content - could be 1-2 tons. Even with OSHA, construction with earth movers is still one of the most dangerous jobs. People still die all the time but that’s usually because they’re not following safety rules.
Sinkholes are mainly caused by the soil underneath the constructed roads suddenly becoming soft after it has made contact with water and then overtime as more water pools underneath the roads it ends up becoming soft forcing it to cave in
Fun fact for Christina, if you continuously listen or watch the same songs or shows movies over and over out of familiarity and comfort, it's a coping mechanism of trauma 😊
@@frecklefart909 yes you can Google it. It's not everyone's way of coping. But it is A coping mechanism. Especially those with anxiety, depression, etc all those usually come from trauma
@@madisonwills6749 My apologies, my brain never fully understood your point 😂 It's working a little slow atm 😅 I can see how though, it certainly can be comforting to watch something you're familiar with and know you'll laugh at. Definitely can see how it's used as a coping mechanism 🤙😊
Not to mention, he has never stopped giving everything in his performance. This was him giving the fans as much as he possibly could, even if he has to sit in a chair to do it.
The best thing when you get older is go for lunch and a couple cocktails, come home and take a nap til dinner. My husband and I are like “woah you want to meet for dinner AFTER DARK?! Are you crazy??” 😂
I've been away from the show for a few months. This is the first I've watched in a while, and I gotta say, Tod is looking pretty svelt. Great work Tad! I love seeing him doing well. Such a change from the grotesque bert-like physique he had not that many years ago. Keep it up Tim!
I felt this when Tom looked into the camera and said "You are going to be in a wheelchair to". I sat here in my wheelchair and felt his words, it cut deep, but I keep my jeans high and tight!
You are missing so much context about Cara. She does a lot of work to help others, and she's a survivor of sex trafficking who struggles with her health and mental health as a result. She shares EVERYTHING and makes so many people happy.
I'm honestly shocked they haven't featured Conway Twitty's "Tight fittin jeans" in some sort of way. It's fuckin morning mommies! Have a high and tight Wednesday
I was hoping Tom would bring up the seat belt extender reference during their opening conversation.....I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a while......Is this not one of the greatest podcasts in the world?!?
59:13 honestly one of the best actors . Pennywise the clown the devil from legend Rocky horror picture show . He was a singer before a actor and actually was good . Was the wizard in the worst witch 🙌❤️
I still have Tim Curry's first (I think) original album release on CD. Tim Curry was in Legend, and IS a legend. Birds of a Featha... flock togetha...🎵
The construction worker that died in the ditch.... It usually doesn't happen in America. There's a giant metal structure they drop in the whole. It holds the sides of the ditch up to prevent the walls from sheering off and killing the worker. So to answer Christine's question, No. That doesn't happen in America lol.
I genuinely feel good inside when Tom looks directly at the camera and imparts sobering truths.
This is why we need a ymh dating app. Finding someone with similar humor
Holy shit
Great idea 💡
Sausagefest
Day one: 11,000 guys and 7 girls sign up. 5 of the girls are bot accounts. Pray for the 2 remaining.
Yessss sign me up!
Tom avoiding Christine‘s death glare after the puke clip made me lol even harder. Zero meows given.
I had puked right before starting the pod and when Tom said he was gonna start the show, I said to myself ‘yeh know you should probably skip cuz it may be a puke clip’. Then it was. And I puked again lol. F you Tom.
came here for this. 😂❤
I'm watching this pod eating lunch. If it wasn't for your comment I wouldn't have seen that coming. Thank you very much for allowing me to skip that puking action. Hahahah
She gave that mom stare
..and Nadav dancing. LMFAO
Tom not letting go of Tina’s plan to survive the games had me laughing so hard.
Caught me off guard at the end of the pod I was dying 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha Christina's meow count = 0 for the first time in forever 🤣🤣🤣
probably because she was upset from the opening clip vom
@@hannibalbarca4430 without a doubt
@@hannibalbarca4430 I loved Tim’s little giggle and then he goes, “that was a good hit” 😂
Vomit will do that
On her phone cuz she’s a hates Tom now, 🤮
I love when it’s just Tom, Christina and the guys in the booth… no boring guests or anything… Christina really adds that something extra to the show, I love when she says ridiculous stuff and Tom just looks at the guys and everyone cracks up, or when they gross each other out and the other one is just cracking up… ahhh she’s the best..
80% guests are fire ,but i agree with everything else =p
@@geog26 I would say 80% is reeeealy pushin it but ya some are really funny
She is so unfunny, neurotic and clueless.
Only comedians can say that they will go down on a staff member and not have to worry about a meeting with HR.
And blue collar. This is a daily thing on the jobsite, lol
You can say this almost anywhere besides LA.
And pornstars
I work with my brother...
It works at Fox News
I love it when it’s just my main mommies & the booth boys
The timing on the video in the beginning, just long enough to draw on her attention, but no suspicion that he was gonna throw up at all was perfect…..
Such a great episode mommies. I get the whole brining guests to broaden the content, but miss just having just my main pair of jeans just banter with the booth for 2 hrs. Love y’all. And that’s where it spits
The obligatory cut to the booth boys jamming to the intro music gets me every time
Can someone please get me the ringtone of NadaV laughing then begging for mercy 50:42😂😂
Watching this Bryan Johnson my first thought. "Wouldn't it be funny if he got Cancer and the doctors said it was because of his diet. " Lol
Haha
50:32 When Tom said " U wanna be the strongest guy so if some random lady needs to blow someone she"ll pick you" wus my time of death ☠️☠️☠️
That outro song🤌🏼 this entire episode was a fluffin classic from front to black. Old school YMH and it was so refreshing. Way to go main mommies and booth mommies🤘🏼
44:03 Tim dangerously close to dropping the N bomb and having a moment of panic... 😂
Watch when it goes to the booth right after. I swear I think Chad caught it...
He looks pretty setious and wide eyed! 😂
I had to replay that 5 times. He sounded exactly like Enny
He def dropped it. Big words.
Yes. This is the comment I came looking for. Pretty sure he dropped it. They moved on real smooth like!
Outro song is giving Rick and Morty "Get Shwifty" vibes. Absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
Bryan Johnson and Bert have the same goal but polar opposite approach to obtain that goal😂
And they look the same age!
Yeah BJ wants to be a cucumber forever and Burnt is well pickled.
@@tedium37 "well pickled" 😂😂😂
Hello I'm the girl in the subway video FYI!!!!!! I'm a sex trafficking surviver and a victim of unthinkable crimes I have 5 years sober now .my bathroom issues r because of horrible rapes abuse and neglect for 25 years as a sex slave !!! How dare u not look into my history b4 u make those comments
Ever seen the show before chomo?
Weed, video games.. Is Christina going to say she hates comedy podcasts next lmao
I think maybe she's just suffering from chronic dryness
Meanwhile she browses tiktok for 3 hours a day lol
I don't think it's weed, I think it's all the stupid f**king novelty of weed 😂 Just smoke it and get stoned, enjoy it but for the love of Fed Smoker, don't be a douche about it 😂😂
No, she just doesn’t have the capacity to deal with losers past age 19
@@MuffinMan2860 I doubt 3 hours is enough. It seems like her brain is completely melted by this point. That's what digital stimulus crack does to you though.
Christmas - "You never say my name. You're not a big name person.
Tomas - "I've said it since we've been here."
Christmas - "Maybe I don't notice anymore since I've heard it so much."
WHICH IS IT? Does he never say your name? Or has he said it countles times?
I'm pretty positive Tom dropped a "n**ga" at 44:05. 😂
I need to stop eating oatmeal while ymh shows their clips 😢
Try clam chowder next time.
First rule of ymh: no food!
I used to go out of my way to get Taco Bell to eat while watching YMH. A little Mommy Roulette to spice up dinner.
Some of us musician fans don't forget Tim was learning piano at one point. He is either hiding how good he has gotten or he gave it up to fight overseas for our freedom. Thank you for your service.
Next YMH live needs a bit with Tom as the psychopath age defying millionaire named Brian, with Christina portraying a cool girl as his wife. I’d take that as a cold open
"Remember, my mom said she had a stroke. But then we found out she just passed out at Lamps Plus." is the hardest I've laughed in months.
I love lamp.
But not as much as your mom Bob if she’s stroking out to the point of sleep in a lamps plus. I got arrested when I had a mini stroke at bed, bath and beyond, it was just a little one but the staff saw me and called the cops.
Just finished the podcast. So glad your mum is well and not post stroke snoozing at bed , bath and beyond or somewhere.
Ps with the horrors of aging ,dementia , altzeimers and Parkinson’s being the way they are I believe the elderly should be free to stroke off in public whenever they want!
This podcast is my refuge away from Bert
the somethings burning episode was easy listening.
I stopped watching episodes of 2 bears 1 cave that have Bert in them over a year ago now......
I thought I was the only one following proto .. Bart drives me NUTS
@@Shimillionaire no your definitely not alone. I wish there was a petition to sign to replace him on 2 bears 1 cave with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE.
@@GBHSbandperson Mark Normand
He tuned his body to near perfect health and dies 1 year later. Tom's secretly obsessed with that guy lol
I'm the homeless guy that lives outside the ymh studio and if Christine was giving out blowies I'd kill whoever she wanted. I find her theory very accurate.
Riveting comment
😂🤣 straight from the Manson Manifesto
"whomever"
Christina? That bitter old hag?
You are my hero
This is seriously one of the best closing songs i've heard
The first ten minutes of this is pure gold. That’s a YMH exclusive right there jeans
This is one of the rare times OSHA looks good. In America, companies can be heavily fined if they allow a worker in a trench without it being fortified or benched. In fact, we don’t dig straight down like that here anymore when we have to go deeper than a few feet. We bench it out so it’s more like big stair steps going down into the trench instead of a vertical flat wall that’s almost guaranteed to sheer off. Keep in mind a square yard of soil - depending on the type and water content - could be 1-2 tons. Even with OSHA, construction with earth movers is still one of the most dangerous jobs. People still die all the time but that’s usually because they’re not following safety rules.
Sinkholes are mainly caused by the soil underneath the constructed roads suddenly becoming soft after it has made contact with water and then overtime as more water pools underneath the roads it ends up becoming soft forcing it to cave in
That song at the end really hit ngl 😂🤌🏽 shout out to whoever made that audio a masterpiece 👏🏽
Glad Tom’s having some fun on vr, can’t imagine he has many outlets when he tours this much and it seems to make him happy, lotta good bits about it
I'm going to comment every week, we need Dan Soder on this program.
I fully agree! Danny Sodes would be great on YMH. I can't recall him ever being a guest.
He's been on before
Ol Soder pop ❤
Are we shooting for the most dry YMH ep this year or what?
Bobby Lee And Charro in the same room
Tom broke the 4th wall by telling me I’m gonna be in a wheelchair 😂
No, me, the other Jake in a wheelchair.
Real Garth energy
This is THE BEST outro song in the history of the show. Hands down.
Loving these episodes with just the mommies
I pray to God I get to see Tim & C.P. In there golden years, and not so golden years after! What a glorious vision lol😂
Never stop podcasting!
Mom Jean’s death gaze after the vomit clip, though…
Nadav's intro dance was adorable lol
He was really vibing off of Tina’s anger. I laughed my ass off. 😂
One day we will see a headline. “Millionaire health nut dies in freak accident” can be health as shit but can’t take away the world. Lol
Fun fact for Christina, if you continuously listen or watch the same songs or shows movies over and over out of familiarity and comfort, it's a coping mechanism of trauma 😊
Lmao 😂 Very true. It’s also a big sign of autism. I have both C-PTSD and I’m on the spectrum, so I can confirm.
You sure? I don't know if I have trauma but I rewatch shit all the time 😂 Both TV shows and movies 😂
@@frecklefart909 yes you can Google it. It's not everyone's way of coping. But it is A coping mechanism. Especially those with anxiety, depression, etc all those usually come from trauma
@@madisonwills6749 My apologies, my brain never fully understood your point 😂 It's working a little slow atm 😅 I can see how though, it certainly can be comforting to watch something you're familiar with and know you'll laugh at. Definitely can see how it's used as a coping mechanism 🤙😊
@@frecklefart909 you got the idea though! All good friend. Keep them up and tight! 👖
Find the guy who tames wild animals. He has a pet coyote and racoon that are friends with his pitbull, its wild 😂
I LOVE TIMMYMC
The names Duck Holiday, Weave Earp and Johnny Ringtail are so cool. I loved Tombstone.
@@tedium37 I love how he refers to the raccoon as “kitty”.
The closing song is banger! Good on you dude
In fairness to Phil Collins, that was for Genisis' farewell tour. He gave the fans what they wanted at the expense of his own health.
Love Genesis, Phil solo, Easy Lover all his old stuff.
Not to mention, he has never stopped giving everything in his performance. This was him giving the fans as much as he possibly could, even if he has to sit in a chair to do it.
Tom telling Christina “you can do it.” When she said she wants to play drums is the cutest thing ever 😍
Christina’s face after the opener was the best
Like she had a stroke.
she was so sad she didnt even "meow meow meowmeow". tom was dancing up a fire, though.
@@jdogsful Nadav’s dancing was hilarious too.
48:59 while Toms fighting for his country Christina can play the marching music 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Would love to see Tom in public just to thank him for his service
o7
..or spit on him and call him a baby killer. 😂
He would hate that haha, do it.
Real veteran everybody should thank him for His Service
Anybody else rooting against the guy who wants to live forever?
He reminds me of Jim Fix for some reason.
100%
Would be funny if he did all that work on his health and got randomly hit by a car.
Yeah he looks like a fucking vampire, stake that fella
@@clicheguevara5282 or even not randomly! he puts his shit out there for people, thats part of risk assessment, and he's failing at it, nah im sayin?
26:00 She got a special kinda ceiling fan. Gotta tell ur sht story in the bathroom, right?!?! 😂😂😂
I still want to talk about Hawaii.
I live in Hawaii. We can talk.
I love that enny had the entire set laughing with his Kevin Samuels impression
These Wednesday shows have been extra hilarious the past couple months
seeing the booth boys bop along to the intro music always brings me so much joy
"Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year to look young is now swapping blood with his 17-year-old son and 70-year-old father."😂
He’s a total creep
This dude got picked on his entire life. Guaranteed.
But he couldn’t pay 150k to his dying ex wife
@@Wnick56 Guy is a bit mental.
Bring on Mark Normand if you can. I want to see Christina react to his joke tics. Love the show, you guys are great🫡
Bobby lee and Charro in the same room
My friends and I always referred to lookin for a big sassy broad at closing time as “hog huntin” 😂
Tom found the one thing to make Christina not meow in the intros 😂
Tim Curry is a living legend. If you haven't seen his guest spot on Criminal Minds...do yourself a favour and look it up. Still gives me chills.
That show is still around?I remember watching that like 10 years ago and it was already seemed past it’s prime
@@Wnick56 don't know if it's still playing but the Tim Curry episode is from 2010
He’s an amazing actor! I loved, ‘Clue’ he was so good in it. People don’t realize he was in ‘Legend’ as the beast guy too.
Tom’s total lack of reaction to the wall crush vid made me question myself for coming here.
Bro Tom looks better and better with each episode
Ozlympic baby!
Yeah that's what money and fitness do for a person lol.
The episodes where it’s only these 2 are the best
The closing song is surprisingly good
The best thing when you get older is go for lunch and a couple cocktails, come home and take a nap til dinner. My husband and I are like “woah you want to meet for dinner AFTER DARK?! Are you crazy??” 😂
I've been away from the show for a few months. This is the first I've watched in a while, and I gotta say, Tod is looking pretty svelt. Great work Tad! I love seeing him doing well. Such a change from the grotesque bert-like physique he had not that many years ago. Keep it up Tim!
whos bert?
I felt this when Tom looked into the camera and said "You are going to be in a wheelchair to". I sat here in my wheelchair and felt his words, it cut deep, but I keep my jeans high and tight!
That’s how I feel when Tina talks about autism. 😂
You are missing so much context about Cara. She does a lot of work to help others, and she's a survivor of sex trafficking who struggles with her health and mental health as a result. She shares EVERYTHING and makes so many people happy.
🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅
Geyyyyy
..and now you know the other side of the story
Who tf does she help? Please tell me
Who cares honestly?
Another flown by episode. So happy for Wednesdays and so sad when the show ends
Same....best podcast on air
@6:04 ... the punishment of the booth boys! Hilarious! 😅
GOOOD MORNIN JEANS
AYE YAI YAI !!!!!!!!
G'mornin Julia 👖
Hi mommy
It's facking morning
Full trottle 😂
Tom: Like you dont think i can kill people on this staff....
Are we certain Tom has not already killed someone on his staff?
I'm honestly shocked they haven't featured Conway Twitty's "Tight fittin jeans" in some sort of way. It's fuckin morning mommies! Have a high and tight Wednesday
I guarantee you no one at YMH Studios has ever heard the name Conway Twitty, my guy
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
AHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH YOU MADE REMEMBER FAMILY GUY
Someone write an email what’s the address again ??
@@hudsonlewis9852 lol excellent point
Is there anything better than the watching the production team dance to the intro music though
Nadav screaming “No No No “ while Christine puts on her J mom glasses 😂
I was hoping Tom would bring up the seat belt extender reference during their opening conversation.....I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a while......Is this not one of the greatest podcasts in the world?!?
Oh it is, it is
46:30 30’ x 40’ print immediately. Hang it above my imaginary, 3-story open-ceiling great room fireplace. The Lioness. 😂
"pain is cap" is the most.legit intentionally funny thing 'Tina has ever said
I laughed so hard I cried when Tina said “pigs will eat all the slop”😂😂
59:13 honestly one of the best actors . Pennywise the clown the devil from legend Rocky horror picture show . He was a singer before a actor and actually was good . Was the wizard in the worst witch 🙌❤️
I still have Tim Curry's first (I think) original album release on CD. Tim Curry was in Legend, and IS a legend.
Birds of a Featha... flock togetha...🎵
The look on Christina's face after the vom video is P R I C E L E S S
First time in a long time I’ve tuned in to UA-cam to watch the podcast. Don’t let Bert be better by being the only one putting his videos on Spotify!
I feel like mommy jeans is about to fall down a larger set of stairs
“Anything worse than a salesperson?” as you read an ad.😂
That closing song was fire 🔥
Keeping it high and tight for this one
That Bryan Johnson dude look like someone tried to draw Tilda swinton from memory lol 😂
I must’ve replayed Nadav screaming No No No like ten times and i was crying laughing. The jew broad panic was real!!
Brian looks like the "Ice Truck Killer" from Dexter
GOOD MORNIN MOMMIES
34:00 christina's face lol did she hold back a few tears.
yeah that was a bit much
@ymh, you’d think after 708 episodes I’d know not to eat breakfast while watching YMH. Dammit Tommy.
First rule of ymh.. no food 😂
For the next live show they should just start the heavy segment with like an 8 minute vomit reel as a surprise for Tena 🤣
The construction worker that died in the ditch.... It usually doesn't happen in America. There's a giant metal structure they drop in the whole. It holds the sides of the ditch up to prevent the walls from sheering off and killing the worker. So to answer Christine's question, No. That doesn't happen in America lol.
yup, a trench box
Yeah that was just full facepalm.... Super avoidable death
Christinnnna. Buy an electric drum set!!!! Get one with mesh heads. They feel real and can be quiet!
Tom fat shaming me made me talk to my doctor
about my depression. Now i go to bed with hunger pangs too ;)
I’m having a CP moment bc I am 30 today and always thought it was “hunger pains” 😔
@Jennifer Desormo hey Hitler don't beat yourself up
Watch Tom's face throughout this entire video. He was NOT feeling it 😂
best opening clip in awhile