Classical Music Slander (Composers and their fans)

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  • @FMaple
    @FMaple  2 роки тому +74

    Bruh how is this video age-restricted video youtube

    • @PeterMessier
      @PeterMessier 2 роки тому +8

      probaly of the meme of mozart(What the dog doing)

    • @daviribeiro8325
      @daviribeiro8325 9 місяців тому

      @@PeterMessier I think it was the facist leader, dont u think lol? But the Mozart joke was bad, probably made by a only romantic fan

  • @awakege6337
    @awakege6337 2 роки тому +1175

    Satie getting included in a slander video is epic.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +95

      We can't forget the C H A D

    • @ultimawerewolfbluephoenix9670
      @ultimawerewolfbluephoenix9670 2 роки тому +14

      Wait this is a slander vídeo?💀

    • @danrossi8734
      @danrossi8734 2 роки тому +3

      Yes.

    • @sweetpea7490
      @sweetpea7490 2 роки тому +8

      You spoiled me. I only felt 90% of the happiness upon seeing Satie in this video. Still happy though

    • @owenlyfans
      @owenlyfans 2 роки тому +6

      Literally I don't know anyone who would slander Satie. That guy is a legend.

  • @glenngouldschair390
    @glenngouldschair390 2 роки тому +893

    Mendelssohn: Lives a happy life, married, no debt worries and 5 kids as a composer
    Other composers: he hacked

    • @Imammk
      @Imammk 2 роки тому +32

      Bach: ja ich kenne das Gefühl

    • @glenngouldschair390
      @glenngouldschair390 2 роки тому +2

      @@Imammk lol I had to translate that

    • @granttherock9121
      @granttherock9121 2 роки тому +16

      Mendelssohn died at age 38.

    • @SoaCrow
      @SoaCrow 2 роки тому +30

      @@granttherock9121 speedrun

    • @ottogibbs
      @ottogibbs 2 роки тому

      I love your account name

  • @dariaweekes8281
    @dariaweekes8281 2 роки тому +605

    as a prokofiev enjoyer and liszt and rachmaninoff performer, this is 100% accurate

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +49

      Your fingers must be POWERFUL

    • @sergei-prokofiev
      @sergei-prokofiev 2 роки тому +8

      Prokofjev best composer!!!!

    • @noname-tw4mm
      @noname-tw4mm 2 роки тому +6

      wait are you actually supposed to play liszt and rachmaninoff

    • @TyronTention
      @TyronTention 2 роки тому +2

      It is truly baffling how incredible and intoxicating Prokofiev’s catalogue is.

    • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
      @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ Рік тому

      I'm a Shostakovich enjoyer but I mostly play Bach and Beethoven

  • @BalysSheetMusicVideos
    @BalysSheetMusicVideos 2 роки тому +685

    Sorabji fans when they realise that just because a piece is 892 hours long that doesn’t mean it’s good:

  • @alhfgsp
    @alhfgsp 2 роки тому +152

    When someone asks me about Bach I indeed produce a whiteboard and marker and lecture to them while writing equations. Very accurate. 👌

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +21

      Average Bach Fan

  • @SCRIABINIST
    @SCRIABINIST 2 роки тому +195

    Ornstein after living 100+ years, writing highly romantic to highly atonal pieces, teaching jazz stars like John Coltrane and Jimmy Smith and still being forgotten:

    • @riskybiscuits688
      @riskybiscuits688 2 роки тому +37

      Except as the namesake for a f*cking Dark Souls boss

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 2 роки тому +25

      Bernard Herrmann writing scores for many of the greatest films of all time only to be remembered for screechy shower scene music.
      Terry Reily inventing minimalism only to be overshadowed by Philip Glass and Steve Reich.
      John Coolidge Adams fans and John Luther Adams fans constantly being mistaken for each other.
      Frank Zappa fans explaining how the guy who wrote "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" and "The Illinois Enema Bandit" is one of the most important composers of the 20th century.
      Harry Partch and Wendy Carlos when they hear 12 TET in 4/4.

    • @unknown6390
      @unknown6390 2 роки тому +5

      @@tjenadonn6158 FACTS ABOUT ZAPPA! HE IS A MODERN GENIUS AND A TRUE ORIGINAL

    • @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
      @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 2 роки тому +2

      @@tjenadonn6158 Zappa is a great composer lol, it's just that he also had a childish fun-loving side kind of like the "Lick my arse" thing but constantly along his serious pieces

    • @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
      @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 2 роки тому

      Man, at least he didn't get overshadowed by his (re)discovery, unlike what happened with Mendelssohn and Bach.

  • @fishu5335
    @fishu5335 2 роки тому +224

    best classical music slander i've seen so far lmao
    nice job there

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +7

      Thank you so much!

  • @pianosbloxworld4460
    @pianosbloxworld4460 2 роки тому +87

    As a Chopin fan, his least emotional piece reduced me to tears, put me in a 5 year coma, motivated me to eat healthy and live a good life, and exposed me to all the emotions of life.
    Also, my teacher is a Czerny fan. I am a Czerny hater.
    *beep* Czerny

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 2 роки тому +3

      Czerny wrote some great music that wasn't just studies, it's just that he's famous for that in partuclar and people don't bother to look for his decent music.
      inb4 "Czerny fans explaining that he has good music if you just look past his studies:"

    • @pianosbloxworld4460
      @pianosbloxworld4460 2 роки тому +1

      @@klop4228 I assume he probably has good pieces but Czerny traumatized me in my youth lol

    • @scusachannel1682
      @scusachannel1682 2 роки тому +3

      @@klop4228 I don't care, I don't forgive him. Any musician's journey is full of highs and lows and 90% of my lows were directly caused by Czerny studies.
      The other 10% was Schubert

    • @happypiano4810
      @happypiano4810 2 роки тому +1

      Would you rather… (shudders) …Hanon?

    • @scusachannel1682
      @scusachannel1682 2 роки тому

      @@happypiano4810 ohmygosh yes

  • @chrys3292
    @chrys3292 2 роки тому +241

    As a Mahler enjoyer I can say that this is true

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +23

      C H A D

    • @jasonfoster7934
      @jasonfoster7934 2 роки тому

      And I can second that!

    • @thirien59
      @thirien59 2 роки тому +2

      what's the problem with Mahler exactly ?

    • @jasonfoster7934
      @jasonfoster7934 2 роки тому +16

      @@thirien59 Problem? There's not a problem, it's really good.

    • @Ruhrpottpatriot
      @Ruhrpottpatriot 2 роки тому +12

      @@thirien59 a) bring time. Mahlers Symphonies are looooong and have a huge orchestra b) be prepared for a mental breakdown and then enlightenment c) be prepared to be blasted away.
      To say Mahler wrote epic Symphonies is an understatement. The whole modern "epic score" genre in music began with Mahler. To quote Karajan about Mahlers 5th: "you forget that time has passed. A great performance of the Fifth is a transforming experience. The fantastic finale almost forces you to hold your breath."

  • @user-le8ul4nr5t
    @user-le8ul4nr5t 2 роки тому +62

    For the 3 people who didn't know this already, the number 65535 that appears occasionally isn't arbitrary, it is the maximum value for a 16-bit unsigned integer(so in hex 0xFFFF or in binary 1111111111111111).
    Why that number is used in a video about music, I have no clue, but it's kinda neat that it's not just a big random number.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +16

      To me it just mean "a lot" lol

    • @cubycube9924
      @cubycube9924 2 роки тому +3

      I learned that number from reading the Minecraft bedrock edition distance effects (like when the coordinates go higher and higher and the game breaks down more at powers of 2)

    • @barrelroyale9404
      @barrelroyale9404 2 роки тому

      its (2^16) - 1

  • @justanotherviolaplayer
    @justanotherviolaplayer 2 роки тому +15

    Dvorak not being included:
    *cries in new world symphony*

  • @alish1895
    @alish1895 2 роки тому +67

    I’m a man and I almost gave birth from laughter when I saw the Mozart and Tchaikovsky ones. Also my favourite composer is Chopin and the meme was spot on.

  • @samuelkatz1124
    @samuelkatz1124 2 роки тому +18

    Bro that Chopin one hurts. My grandmother hoped to teach all of her grandchildren piano, especially Chopin, before she passed. I only know about him because my dad took most of her Chopin records and would listen to them on her birthday...

  • @danielgrezda3339
    @danielgrezda3339 2 роки тому +236

    I have only heard Beethoven in class but this video was very enjoyable and I will use this video as a guide to start listening to classical music as it is something I have wanted to get into.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +70

      Surprisingly you have found the right video lol. The composers appeared in these video are the most important and famous one, enjoy your classical music experience!

    • @za-mm
      @za-mm 2 роки тому

      @@FMaple true lol

    • @polygondeath2361
      @polygondeath2361 2 роки тому +1

      Dont

    • @mahatmaniggandhi2898
      @mahatmaniggandhi2898 2 роки тому +2

      start with john cage
      im joking

  • @Emptycat171
    @Emptycat171 2 роки тому +326

    0:21 as a Liszt fan I can confirm that the pieces we know now have actually been made easier by Liszt- so the most original versions are actually WAY harder… 😭

    • @bluedoggo483
      @bluedoggo483 2 роки тому +2

      NO WAY😐😐😰😰 Im in disbelief. how? how can his pieces get harder? oml.

    • @geuros
      @geuros 2 роки тому +16

      @@bluedoggo483 well if you know his Transcendental études, the originals are called I think Grande Études d'exécution transcendante. They were even more hardcore - not nicer though. Liszt made some changes to them and out of pieces that are essentially just difficult to play now we have actually in many cases really wonderful tone poems at times predating impressionism (take Chasse Neige, the original was nowhere near as interesting and wonderful). That being said, of course, Liszt was able to play everything he composed, at least to my knowledge. Even when Balakirev's Islamey came out and was proclaimed the new most difficult piece ever, Liszt learned it (he was past his 60 at that point). Also if I'm not mistaken he was the first to publicly perform Beethoven's Hammerklavier sonata which was considered unplayable until it was played... by Liszt. Not necessarily Liszt-composer fan here, but Liszt - the man - was incredible.

    • @giacomoboganini7823
      @giacomoboganini7823 2 роки тому

      @@geuros do you know Alkan? 👽

    • @geuros
      @geuros 2 роки тому

      @@giacomoboganini7823 yes, how does it relate to this topic?

    • @giacomoboganini7823
      @giacomoboganini7823 2 роки тому +1

      @@geuros do you think Alkan is more difficult than Liszt?

  • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
    @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ 2 роки тому +52

    some ideas for pt 2:
    Schumann fans when they're asked to name non piano Schumann pieces
    Tchaikovsky explaining why the cannon is an instrument
    Beethoven in his best mood

    • @chenyanhao676
      @chenyanhao676 2 роки тому +4

      For Schumann it kinda makes sense given the subject matter of the piano was intrinsically tied to both his own virtuosity as well as his love for Klara. Man was driven by the horny

  • @blackberrybicon
    @blackberrybicon 2 роки тому +65

    God this is a masterpiece

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому

      Thank you so much!!

  • @AntonioElPepito
    @AntonioElPepito 2 роки тому +36

    Amazing, I hope this becomes popular because it is soooo accurate

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +2

      I also hope so lol!

  • @aloafofbagels6381
    @aloafofbagels6381 2 роки тому +54

    Every one of these was perfect lol
    Nice work 👌

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you so much! I put on quite a lot of thoughts haha

  • @bananarepublic3440
    @bananarepublic3440 Рік тому +1

    Video - the most exciting piece by Haydn: 😐
    His symphony no. 44 in E minor: are you sure about that

  • @Luca-yg5qx
    @Luca-yg5qx 2 роки тому +9

    This video is so good I'm literally dying😭😭 But still, why is everybody forgetting my boy Scriabin😥

  • @camillalapolentona84480
    @camillalapolentona84480 2 роки тому +24

    Understanding this after two years of not studying the history of music really proves it was my favourite subject

  • @gigogrom216
    @gigogrom216 2 роки тому +12

    Every woman when dying in Verdi's opera

  • @theopenmouth9695
    @theopenmouth9695 2 роки тому +5

    Serialists when you tell them music is meant to be enjoyed

  • @atomsea03
    @atomsea03 2 роки тому +2

    The general public: **doesn’t know about the historical significance of the 1812 Overture**
    Tchaikovsky: **facepalm**

  • @reka_sz0
    @reka_sz0 2 роки тому +55

    0:05 or say anything bad about Beethoven in general. (I am a Beethoven fan lol.) He's probably the most widely enjoyed composer and the most fixed part of the canon, so everybody from emotionally attached fans to conservatives to people trying to look cultured are triggered instantly.
    Also this is one of the funniest slanders.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +6

      Imagine dissing my boy Beethoven

  • @justarandomuser2588
    @justarandomuser2588 2 роки тому +27

    0:12 proof that Classical Music was Metal before Electricity 😂

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 2 роки тому +1

      Music was already music before classical was a thing, and continued to be music after classical wasn't the in thing any more. Even before metal was a thing.

  • @rl3049
    @rl3049 Рік тому +1

    Shostakovich fans after being told to stop fangirling for the 65535th time:

  • @michka841
    @michka841 2 роки тому +5

    Kalinnikov dropping the sickest symphony ever composed, then immediately proceeding to die:

  • @ivanmilonov
    @ivanmilonov 2 роки тому +16

    As a Mahler and Wagner enjoyer I could say I'm absolutely in love with this video.

  • @chronicmasterbaiter5467
    @chronicmasterbaiter5467 2 роки тому +3

    The most emotionally stable Sibelius enjoyer when he isn't mentioned 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MusicByKsyusha
    @MusicByKsyusha 2 роки тому +9

    OMG SOMEONE MENTIONED KHACHATURIAN FOR ONCE! But we're still missing Alexander Borodin and Rimsky-Korsakov!

  • @yudorapetraitis3490
    @yudorapetraitis3490 Рік тому +2

    schubert fans one is painfully accurate lol

  • @choogachooga3584
    @choogachooga3584 2 роки тому +16

    Wow I'm genuinely surprised you included Sousa in here. I rarely see marching music composers like Sousa get noticed on UA-cam like that, especially in a slander video. Hats off to you for that!

  • @thangfahsavung9120
    @thangfahsavung9120 2 роки тому +4

    Vivaldi may made a piece about winter but the beat drop is straight up fire

  • @rye5458
    @rye5458 2 роки тому +20

    2:09 lmao this always gets me

    • @sunsunsunh
      @sunsunsunh 2 роки тому

      Could you explain that one?

    • @rye5458
      @rye5458 2 роки тому +1

      @@sunsunsunh ​
      okay you’re in for a ride-
      It’s a reference to Berlioz’ symphony fantastique, which is basically an entire piece about him having an unhealthy obsession with his unrequited love, and there’s like hallucinogenic drugs involved if I recall correctly.
      I recommend you look up the whole story(I don’t remember all the details myself)-it’s just like super trippy and weird and creepy. Like. C’mon Berlioz

    • @sunsunsunh
      @sunsunsunh 2 роки тому +1

      @@rye5458 thank you!

  • @12321dantheman
    @12321dantheman 2 роки тому +2

    seething at the haydn one

  • @Industrial_Druidic_Society
    @Industrial_Druidic_Society 2 роки тому +5

    Holst's First Suite In E Flat Major, happy now?

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +4

      Impossible.jpg

  • @rpmstudios
    @rpmstudios 2 роки тому +7

    As a Chopin fan that was 100% accurate

  • @JFrancoe
    @JFrancoe 2 роки тому +2

    did not expect to see the unsigned 16 bit max value used in memes

    • @timschulz9563
      @timschulz9563 2 роки тому +1

      I was looking for someone noticing this

  • @kasinaolindao4458
    @kasinaolindao4458 2 роки тому +8

    0:22 If you think Haydn is boring, just listen to his quartet in b minor Hob III:37. The piece is heavy metal in the 1780's!

  • @reiwinchester214
    @reiwinchester214 2 роки тому +2

    The Shosty part scared me ngl, but the last one is like funny yet so well done

  • @meursaultroquentin
    @meursaultroquentin 2 роки тому +5

    The Debussy part was 1000% correct, at least for me personally.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +1

      Me too, so as his other works.

  • @theAmazingJunkman
    @theAmazingJunkman 2 роки тому +1

    Also the one about the Rite of Spring got a good laugh out of me. I love how I understand so many of these now that I’ve had Music History

  • @urmum5379
    @urmum5379 2 роки тому +15

    2:43 that is the most sacrilegious thing done to a piano I have ever heard of. Also the fact that Bach fans were mentioned first absolutely stabs me in the heart

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- 2 роки тому +1

    Bizet fans when someone mentions FNAF: *Your free trial of living has expired*

  • @yochanantremain7302
    @yochanantremain7302 2 роки тому +6

    I've never felt so called out by one of these

  • @dylanpadgett1742
    @dylanpadgett1742 2 роки тому +5

    Schubert fans when he is mentioned: freaks out.
    Max Bruch fans:…

  • @Arno2803
    @Arno2803 6 місяців тому

    What a great way to begin the dive into classical music. Thanks, FMaple

  • @evangelosraptis5486
    @evangelosraptis5486 2 роки тому +5

    The Czerny one is especially true 🥲

  • @thewitchbasket
    @thewitchbasket 2 роки тому +8

    as a schubert enjoyer, you are not wrong lmao

  • @toasterpastries5811
    @toasterpastries5811 2 роки тому +7

    0:09 *I lost it lmao. so true.*

  • @napoleon96420
    @napoleon96420 2 роки тому +1

    Thumbnail has Beethoven and Handel and I'm a legend

  • @nof9395
    @nof9395 2 роки тому +1

    I can’t find a single flaw, this video is perfect

  • @crafteariee
    @crafteariee Рік тому

    the use of Entry of the Gladiators really completes this slander compilation 🤣

  • @wildflower315
    @wildflower315 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for three minutes of laughter

  • @Volt100C
    @Volt100C 2 роки тому +9

    as a Kachaturian enjoyer, this is 100% accurate

  • @pontiff1488
    @pontiff1488 2 роки тому +5

    I ran away from Czerny to other instruments but Czerny has found me on UA-cam

  • @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech
    @Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech 2 роки тому +5

    >no mention of Dvořák
    as usual

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 2 роки тому

      Yeah we need a follow up with Dvorak, Sibelius, Britten, a few more of the Strausses

  • @Andrew-wo8ry
    @Andrew-wo8ry 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad Sousa was included.

  • @pjbutton3396
    @pjbutton3396 2 роки тому +4

    I know literally nothing about classical music aside from 6 months of piano lessons when I was in 5th grade. But the kid who sat next to me in high school was OBSESSED with Mahler and would talk about his music from the moment I sat down to the moment I got up to leave. Eventually, I was like, “OK, I’ll bite” and I bought a concert DVD of Mahler conducted by a guy who was dying of cancer because apparently that was the best version according to the guy (I forget the name of the conductor, maybe someone here could fill me in?). I made it through about 20 minutes of the performance before I fell asleep, but the music was pretty good from what I remember. The last time I saw that kid was our high school grad night where we went to this rank, traveling carnival-esque theme park. I played a round of mini golf with him until he started picking up golf balls with his hands and throwing them over the fence while yelling. I walked away without saying goodbye.
    Anyway, great video! Thanks for unlocking that random memory of mine. I want to check out these composers now!
    And if you’re reading this Jaden, I hope you’re doing well and still listening to Mahler, you Gigachad. Sorry for not saying goodbye

    • @laviniarotasperti4109
      @laviniarotasperti4109 2 роки тому +2

      Could the conductor be Claudio Abbado?

    • @pjbutton3396
      @pjbutton3396 2 роки тому +2

      @@laviniarotasperti4109 yes, I think that’s him. Thank you!

  • @TempleofSolomon
    @TempleofSolomon 2 роки тому +12

    Forgot Dvorak🥲

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому +6

      Yeah I know. I spend three days thinking of some interesting fact about him but I can't lol

    • @zapptuff5186
      @zapptuff5186 2 роки тому +1

      @@FMaple Dvorak fans hitting the club to Slavonic dances babyyyyy

    • @zapptuff5186
      @zapptuff5186 2 роки тому

      @Eternal Janissary I could swear Jaws theme feels more akin to parts of The Rites of Spring but maybe I'm wrong

    • @pontiff1488
      @pontiff1488 2 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, not only Dvorak(

    • @gigogrom216
      @gigogrom216 2 роки тому

      @Eternal Janissary or theme from 2nd movement appearing in LotR

  • @hagnekore
    @hagnekore Рік тому +1

    i know nothing about classical music but this video just encouraged me to learn

  • @rayu2423
    @rayu2423 2 роки тому +1

    Using Entry of the Gladiators instead of the Powerpuff Girls theme was a brilliant choice

  • @kuru9157
    @kuru9157 2 роки тому +5

    The schoenberg slander actually made me laugh out loud

  • @Somewhere_Bagel
    @Somewhere_Bagel 2 роки тому +1

    Shostakovich on his way to write the most depressing piece of music

    • @can-chan6119
      @can-chan6119 2 роки тому

      Least depressing Schostakovich chamber piece

  • @Coconutdoggy173
    @Coconutdoggy173 10 місяців тому

    As a Prokofiev enjoyer, this is accurate. I want to start jousting when the “battle on the ice” starts playing

  • @demikas8943
    @demikas8943 2 роки тому +4

    I don't know English at the right level, but i undestad it, This is power of musik. He can brings together (united).
    P.S. Thank you for fun memes, I how musicants be happy that be more humans, which know this beautiful compositions and composers. And it be so funny. Спасибо.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому

      Just contributing to the classical music meme

  • @rogeliotorres1150
    @rogeliotorres1150 2 роки тому +2

    Scriabin fans waiting for the universe to dissolve.

    • @lukejohnson1698
      @lukejohnson1698 2 роки тому

      Scriabin fans on their way to the Himalayas

  • @elijah2695
    @elijah2695 2 роки тому +1

    I was called out so hard by the Ravel one omg

  • @whenelvescry2625
    @whenelvescry2625 2 роки тому +5

    Chopin after writing op 10 for a girl he had never even spoken to 😐😐
    Alkan malding after listening to liszt play🤯🤯
    Satie after writing the musical equivalent of "🗿"
    Scriabin's career after he fucked up his right hand 📉📉📉
    Mereaux fans when it takes 3 highly coordinated people to play his most famous piece (there are 2 of them)
    Rachmaninoff after writing moments musicaux because he got robbed on a train and needed money (chad)

    • @glenngouldschair390
      @glenngouldschair390 2 роки тому +2

      I thought he dedicated op.10 to franz liszt…lol

    • @markmarketing7365
      @markmarketing7365 2 роки тому

      Finally a Scriabin mention :)) (at least he got to write some left hand only pieces)

  • @yoshkabosh7979
    @yoshkabosh7979 2 роки тому +1

    1:05 Exactly why I consider myself a Holst fan

  • @illusioserpant2649
    @illusioserpant2649 2 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile Hanon babysitting everyone when they were children:

  • @serkratos1216
    @serkratos1216 2 роки тому +1

    0:27 65,535 is equal to 2^16 - 1, which is the maximun value 16 bits can represent.

  • @Oblivion9873
    @Oblivion9873 2 роки тому +4

    I only got around half of these, but this was a fucking banger

  • @nietzschebietzsche2642
    @nietzschebietzsche2642 2 роки тому +1

    When you are so well known in the stream of unconsciousness that you get mentioned only through your circus-ish march that was supposed to accompany entry of gladiators in the arena, but then you remembered clowns were far better.

  • @byfrax2371
    @byfrax2371 2 роки тому +1

    I laughed really hard when the stravinsky crowd was mentioned

  • @royalsoldierofdrangleic4577
    @royalsoldierofdrangleic4577 Місяць тому

    As a Rossini fan i agree, i must start spouting random facts about opera to people when there's even the slightest possibility they might mention the words theatre, music or stage

  • @gn0630
    @gn0630 2 роки тому

    Dvořák reading the future and composing for future films.

  • @dr.markus-level3researcher
    @dr.markus-level3researcher 2 роки тому +1

    I know nothing about classical music, but this is very entertaining.

  • @readmore6042
    @readmore6042 2 роки тому +2

    Wheezed when I saw the bit about Shostakovich

  • @yeasstt
    @yeasstt 2 роки тому +1

    Scriabin when people remember he existed

  • @arcangelogrimani
    @arcangelogrimani 2 роки тому +2

    As a human being, I can say this is a video.

    • @FMaple
      @FMaple  2 роки тому

      Surely one of the video ever made

  • @SaturnAnimationsOfficial
    @SaturnAnimationsOfficial Рік тому

    my favorite composr being a ragtime composer:

  • @Kije.Jekyll
    @Kije.Jekyll 2 роки тому

    "the least exciting piece by Prokofiev..."-> then you are my bro ;)

  • @UnisRapper
    @UnisRapper 2 роки тому

    Scarlet! Police!
    on Ghetto Patrol Ghetto Patrol!
    According to my nose... It should be absolutely around this area, ABSOLUTELY
    Hold on a second!
    What the heck is "Scarlet Police" doing right here!?
    Dance Battle is our Ghetto's freezing hot spring
    I'll never allow anyone to hinder us!
    I'll show you that! My footwork~!
    It's a dance of change and a punk dance
    And you're a hungry mouse
    "What a funky!"
    ("What a funky!")
    Toes hit the closet
    And though i'm fumbling
    "My dance of all times"
    I know you can dance slightly
    I'll sure catch you perfectly on pitch
    I'm feeling that i'm doing firmly
    It's chic now the switch turned on
    I'm now deeling cool!
    We have danced from long ago
    Performance is quite splendid
    The name's Cirno
    (The name's Cirno!)
    We'll bestride beating a bee up
    Dance to dance from morning
    There's a blast in my heart
    The finest vibes
    We'll bestride beating a bee up
    Dance to dance from morning
    This is L.F.C (Lake Fairy Crew)
    We are the finest crew
    How's that? That's Lake Fairy Crew's footwork!
    Ah!? Police don't miss you, just because dancing!
    That's good, the Scarlet Police are subjecting to dignity
    I have no other choice, I must dance that
    Pitch perfectly and catch clean
    Sweating goodly but I don't know why you come here
    Everyone called them
    The name Scarlet Police!
    You now committed the crime of "Insulting the Scarlet Police" Immediate Arrest!
    What the heck is that!
    Ugh!
    Scarlet! Police!
    on Ghetto Patrol Ghetto Patrol!
    (Scarlet Police, that's one of our potential social issues in Gensokyo. Having their individual point of view cut into sharply. A new feeling their child's play on contributing to society.)
    SCARLET POLICE, SET OUT!

  • @theholyone2024
    @theholyone2024 2 роки тому +1

    As a paganini avarage fan, I can confirm this.

  • @michaelshannon3136
    @michaelshannon3136 2 роки тому +3

    literally john cage had me dying omfg

  • @ianng9915
    @ianng9915 2 роки тому +4

    As a late romantic music enjoyer (Wagner Mahler Bruckner Puccini etc), Mozart and Haydn doesn’t deserve to get slandered like this.

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 2 роки тому +4

      I think in the Mozart part he was referring to Leck mich im Arsch

  • @ibish9513
    @ibish9513 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who plays Gnossienne 1 and 2 on the piano and listens to all of them and Gymnopedie, what the fuck

  • @darkbluemars
    @darkbluemars 2 роки тому +1

    Classical music fans when somebody mentions Williams do classical music: 😠😡🤬

  • @rhubarbdude3347
    @rhubarbdude3347 2 роки тому +1

    Morton Feldman trying his best to include more than three notes in his 7 hours long piece:

  • @cjams115
    @cjams115 2 роки тому

    I fucking died at the Schubert one 😂

  • @franzpeterschubert4333
    @franzpeterschubert4333 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, yes. Finally I was mentioned!

  • @theenlightener3361
    @theenlightener3361 2 роки тому +1

    You did my boy Haydn dirty, you need to listen to Symphony 96 ‘The Miracle’ in D Major

  • @everythingwithashton5876
    @everythingwithashton5876 2 роки тому

    This is so great! Not only do I get to laugh at all of the memes but I also get to learn about new artists that I need to check out!

  • @simplymio
    @simplymio 2 роки тому +1

    Schubert fans when Schubert being mentioned YASSSSSS 🌵🌵🌵

  • @khemib
    @khemib 2 роки тому +1

    This is so accurate it's unreal

  • @almuel
    @almuel 2 роки тому +2

    would've been nice to see more post 1950's composers mentioned... like Ligeti, Xenakis, Partch

    • @falkfink
      @falkfink 2 роки тому +4

      "Ligeti fans trying to explain why he deserves to he mentioned with the great classical composers"

    • @almuel
      @almuel 2 роки тому +1

      @@falkfink ha! yeah, I forgot that post-tonal composers are in an entirely different league. "The great classical composers" aren't good enough for them.