People Who WALKED OUT ON FIRST DATES, What Happened? - Reddit Podcast
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the waitress from story 5 is a goat,she saw that the man was uncomfortable with the date and even prepared the bill already,what a nice woman
Absolute real one. 💯
I would’ve tipped her well.
I went on a similar date a few months ago, but not THIS bad. He did pay the bill like a gentleman and made indications that he found me attractive, yet he spent pretty much the entire dinner absorbed in his phone. How are people this clueless? I mean, even if the chemistry wasn't there beyond the level of lust, that's just plain rude. And he definitely didn't get lucky that night.
Yeah this one sounds like a sneater. Those who go on dates simply to get a free meal. Well.that backfired
Hope she got a good tip.
ATTENTION: The #1 rule of first dates is Don't Meet At Your Home! Meet at a coffee shop or some public place, and use your own transportation. If the person is unsuitable in any way you don't want to be dependent on them, and you don't want the safety of your home compromised.
And drive yourself to the meeting spot! Stop, stop STOP being trapped in a car that’s a stranger to you. Men and women, if the date goes sideways, you can just leave. Always plan for an emergency get away.
Story 35: OPs response for whenever her grandparents tried sticking their noses in her love life was golden! 😂💀
#30 12:17 I loved the two drunk dudes cheering her on as she left her date on the curb.
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I met this woman off of Hinge. We talked a lot on the phone and face timed, so I asked her out. We agreed to meet at a resturant we both wanted to try. We talked the whole time waiting for our table...we finally got seated. I dont know what happened but, she's frantically texting on her phone. I asked is everything ok? She didnt answer. I'm asking her questions and im getting one word answers. Shes still on her phone. I get quiet. Then its just uncomfortable silence for 30 minutes. I ask her again and she said with an attitude...I'm fine! I got up and said i hope you and your phone have a great date and left, i went home. Shes texting and calling me. I ignorrd her calls. I finally look at one of the texts and she said it was her husband and shes separated when she told me she was divorced. Separated is still married to me and i dont mess with married women, which i told her in the beginning. Dodged a big bullet right there.
Consider how often the bartenders and wait staff are angels here, who very quickly understand and help. Bless them. It's a wonder more of these stories don't come from them. They are helping people and changing live way more often than cops, I'm sure.
Story #5 the waitress was so clutch 😂
I would ask HER out if she's single!
Reminds me of when I went to dinner with my ex-boyfriend’s parents the first time. It turned into an extended family reunion with constant talk about how many babies we’d have. I noped out of there quickly. We were only teenagers. I left him quickly after.
😮
talking about how many kids will you have conversation is weird and makes me uncomfortable when I was a teenager.
I relate to the girl who doesn’t like beards cause facial hair literally turns me off. But why did she go out with him to begin with? Obviously he’s not gonna shave just for you when he barely knows you.
it's her first test to see how much of a soft touch he be. bee hutch behaviour
I did the opposite: when my husband and I were first dating, he had a goatee. I made a comment on how much I like beards because I found it masculine... he immediately stopped shaving a grew this thick, lush beard. He gets so many compliments on his beard. We're going on 12 years strong, and I am still obsessed with his beard 😍
Story 2: The girl might’ve escaped a serial killer, what a bizarre story!
I don't know about that. I just thought he lived like a pig!
@@melissacooper8724 Nah, he's definitely just a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
@@4Roman204 agreed, the guy that joked about stalking the girl... maybe 🤔
@@4Roman204Probably was a fan of Queen music. 😂😂
@@melissacooper8724It’s a reference to a character in a show lol (who is a serial killer)
The guy asked me to quit my job and go work with him ON THE SECOND DATE. The most creepy thing is that the job he suggested was low-skill low-pay type and would have been a massive steep-down for me in every possible aspect. If i did take it, i'd have no financial stability whatsoever and no future to look for career wise.
Had a first date where the first thing she said was "I thought you'd be taller" so the first thing I said to her was "I thought you'd be prettier" turned on my heel and left.
That’s kind of mean but ultimately deserved if that woman was inappropriate you have a God-given right to be inappropriate back
@Choujifangirl I even had my height on my dating profile(accurately) , and she looked nothing like her pictures. Not my proudest moment.
The story at 12:00 is refreshing. For once we have drunk guys who are not the problem on a date, but actually incredibly sweet and helping. Drink responsibly folks, but isn't it nice to know not all men are scary gorillas when drunk. Goals people! Whether or not you ever gets drunk, I say everyone should aim to able to be such a nice drunk that they might even do something useful. Yay for those surfer dudes!
It really depends like me for example I’ve never been drunk in my life but I have been sleep deprived to the point where it feels like I’m drunk (and fun fact being sleep deprived can affect the brain in the same way as being drunk) but when I’m sleep deprived I just turned into a giggly 🐩 that laughs at nearly anything so if you want to judge how someone acts when they’re drunk try getting them to the point where they’re sleep deprived and you’ll see what I’m talking about
I was on a blind date, dining in a nice restaurant, and about two hours into the date, he asked me to marry him! I called a taxi and left him at the table.
yikes talk about too much too soon😰
Had a guy really push boundaries on date 1. We'd been online friends for a bit but this was literally "lets try dating" date 1. He's all over me, not interested in doing anything else, keeps trying to take it to the bed, and im overwhelmed and not into it. I try to break it off and he comes back with IM IN LOVE WITH YOU and im just... Get that manipulative shit away from me.
Yep. Dude tried doing that to me as well. I had just gotten out of an abusive, manipulative, marriage with my ex-husband so I kicked the guy to the curb.
Stories like this make me a lot less anxious about my own dating life.
"You're going to have to shave it off" my first thought would be, "fair enough. Ill shave it off once you lose 10 pounds".
Hearing these nightmares along with all the crazy dating app horror stories makes me so happy I'm no longer in the dating game! Even if I were single, I still think I'd nope the hell out!
My reaction to Story 1 is WTH?! Couldn't she wait until they found a public restroom to do her business?! That's downright nasty! As for the Crazy Cat Lady in Story 3, I hope the Humane Society responded to the narrator's call and confiscated the cats.
Depends. How long would she have to wait until a [clean] public restroom is available? Some cities don't pay enough attention to this.
What got me about that story though was reaching *into the bin* to find something to wipe herself with.
My co-worker set me up on a blind date. I agreed to meet him for coffee. He arrived wearing a dirty red jacket, dirty green tee shirt, orange tight pants and a purple cap. I thought, OMG but decided to give him a chance and not be judgemental. He grinned hugely displaying a few brown rotten teeth and missing teeth. He was as dumb as a sack of hammers. Oh, and he started talking about moving into my house. I stayed half an hour and signaled my friend who then walked up and asked for a ride. We sat in the car and giggled for several minutes. He didn’t have my phone number but as I lived in a small town he sent me letters berating then begging me for months. I asked the co-worker what she was thinking! She hung her head and admitted she was desperate because he had been pestering her for months. He was her room mate’s weird cousin!
5:23 Hey! Rats are cute. Should've lead with the warrants bit.
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I’d be well happy if my date brought their chaos potato
A really good looking Russian guy had attended one of my cabaret theater performances. He asked me out on a date, and I agreed to it. Unfortunately his ex wife showed up to our date and started screaming at him in Russian, pointing to him and to me, pounding the table, and then shouted at me. I told her “I don’t speak Russian.” Her pupils constricted and she screamed at him while pointing at me again.
The manager told her she had to quiet down and leave or he would call the police. She left, but my date apologized and explained she was his ex wife and “not really over the divorce” despite the finalization. I didn’t go out with him again, and fortunately I didn’t see him at any more of my performances.
That’s kind of unfortunate, the poor guy was probably looking to start over and it seems like his ex-wife was an abusive 🐩, i’m really glad that you at least gave him a chance😊
The funny thing is all of the dates in this video are still smoother than Andrew Tate in regards to women.
Awwww. Sounds like someone is intimidated by a real man. powder puff
"we had great chats online and decided to meet in person" is how every prospect that went nowhere started.
Too relatable 😅
Not me but my former roomate. She went on a date with guy. And called me from the toilette saying he is asking her to go to his place to watch some videos of cute little girls and their smooth va*ina and then "soap his willy"
I came with our other roomates and we pulled him out behind the bar and the roomates beated him up. We reporter him to the police. He was arested for posesion of ilegal videos of nude children. There were some realy horible ones. He served several years in prision. My formar roomate was so afraid of dating after that. It took her long time to get back in the game.
I didn't walk out but I had a first date where she wanted to go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet once we sat down she then proceeds to unload her life story on me for 2 hours the guy who sat behind us came up to us looked at me and said you know you are a really good listener and I've never known more about a person I've never met to her and after that I left a 20 dollar tip and ghosted her
I most likely would be enjoying the selections that the Chinese buffet had to offer!
Former stripper from Toronto here: Whenever there are customers from out of town, they always comment on how much more they enjoy their time with dancers here than anywhere else. Many are often business men who travel around for work and mention how we are not just better looking, but "cleaner" (wtf do other dancers do for hygiene?! we have showers in the change room that we often use after each lap dance or use baby wipes if super busy thought that was the norm but apparently not) and what takes the cake is how we can hold conversations and provide a genuinely great time. Lots of fond fun memories. totally one of the best jobs I ever had (only did it to pay for uni) and out of the 3 years I worked, had only one uncomfortable experience - and even then when I said it was making me feel uncomfortable the guy apologized, paid for the time, and left no problem.
Proud. lol.
That’s actually kind of surprising but considering the so-called stereotype of your ex place of employment being “skeezy” and “dirty” it’s not hard to assume why many people say that but then again I don’t really know because I would not touch any of those places with a 10 foot pole (I don’t like any of those “dens of pleasure”as it were, they make me feel gross) and even though it is an occupation and you do make money off of it, it’s…not for everyone let’s just say
The guy in story 10 was definitely tripping balls
Story 1 seems like someone trying to kill a crush
Anybody notice that every story starts with 'We met at a bar' ?
I walked out of Lord of the rings part two because he patted me on the head like a dog… thought if I didn’t leave that I would end up in a cage.
Did he talk to you like he would a dog too?
@@melissacooper8724 telling me how beautiful I am Lol
I mean that isn’t completely egregious but still what the 🦆 I would’ve walked out too
I had some lose bowels so I used the bathroom a few times during dinner, on the third time I returned she wasn't there, I waited for 30 minutes and then left alone.
I’m so happy when you upload 😊
Remember folks, if the date partner is increasing the bill thinking you are going to pay for it, nope out of there.
You both went out on a date and it's pretty obvious you became the meal ticket
Story 5 is a goat waitress. Honestly I would of taken her out for a date cause she knew how a date is suppose to go. She really respected, of course assuming if she was single
Did it for a friend because he annoys me ... she looks like a kick in the ball and smell like weed. I told this friend: "i had a call , i will be back"
I bolted out quickly and text him to tell him: "NO JUST NO! you're crazy and i prefer to shave to zero every hair in my body than date and get laid with someone like her. If you wanna said something, said i had an emergency to take care"
Later he called screaming i leave him there and it was rude and i told him: "DUDE!!! did you smell her? i'm the moffo who has not sense of smelling and i clearly smell the weed in her mouth" (i had a neighbor who grow his own, so i know the smell of it) "i prefer to die virgin that touch THAT".
He was furious because the girl was his date's friend and she try to set her straight. Of course this didn't happen and my friend understood the situation was awkward than it should be.
"Forgot my wallet" someday a guy really will forget his wallet, and no one will believe him.
Again man thanks for giving me videos to watch while i eat
Never be afraid to nope out of a date.
She was 20 years younger than me. Swiping tinder and text fighting her ex. My bartender asked if I needed to sneak out the back.😅 I said nah she is the phone now just put one more drink on the bill and kick her out when she's done with it. "No problem" he got a 50$ tip
She thought Wendy Davis (Texas left wing political) was too conservative.
Nope, no sense wasting any more time.
First date, for coffee, he launched into a series of stories about beating people up. Ummm...nope.
Why would anyone go to someone’s house on a first date?
I was on a dating app and I got talking to this guy. He seemed very nice and friendly, and we had similar taste in books. He asked if we could meet up and we arranged a date. Two days before the date, he messaged me saying he wouldn’t be able to meet me, because he’d just come out of hospital. ‘Oh my gosh, what happened?’ I said. He said that he’d been in a bar with some friends, and saw these two big men arguing about this woman that they both liked. The argument escalated quickly, he said, and he dived between them to save the woman. He then got “glassed in the face by one of the men “ so yeah, he won’t be able to make our date after all. Really sorry
BS? Any thoughts?
Imagine that 1st date coming back to stalk you because now they know why you ditched them.
I love it when he uploads
6
That line would be funny.... If it wasnt a date
A few years back. I was talking with A guy and we got along really really well so we decided To finally meet. We met at a restaurant And he kept coming over into my airspace pretty much almost touching my nose probably about 3 times and I said to him dude if you want to kiss Just kiss me and he said no I have cerebral palsy. He had it pretty bad he never told me that is so messed up. He has a really nice guy but there's no way. I was gonna be somebody's nurse and that's what he was looking for man some people.
Wham bam right in th clam lmfao. Sounds alright to me 😂
Part on me curious what's the cheapest date people have been on
Story #20 😂😂😂🤣🤣 at least he was honest.
15 is fine, I’d be well happy if my date brought their pocket puppy, but the warrants? Nah
I agree but Lord forbid if the rat slipped out of the person’s hand in the middle of a restaurant that’s a disaster waiting to happen
8:35
As a black woman, this made me laugh. I think it's because it completely caught me off guard😳😆
I woulda left that racist sunuvabich as well! Crime profiling should’ve been a thing of the past long ago!
Dude in story 9 was like insult my BEARD WILL YOU
3:28 yeeeeeeeah that guy isn’t tweaking out of his mind at all😒
When he started to talk about marriage. I’m outta here!
I freaking love ur channel!!❤
If he feels he has to brag about how big it is chances are he doesn't know what to do with it.
#25 reminded me of a pretty old ex, very dumb and had stupid logic, and I mean RP online is considered cheating and mind you despite evidence that it’s sfw he wanted me to ignore my long term friends and basically said vanish, so I banished his account instead
2:26 i’m sorry that guy blamed the op for being immature when he literally took a dodgeball and hit the op right in the nuts unprovoked…I have two words for this man…Hippo. Christ.
Yeah, that 22 cats thing just upset me. Something tells me she just drops new cats into her house and not even try to slowly introduce it to the others. Cats can live together in a group but you have to slowly introduce the new cat if you get one and already have one or more cats. It will just stress the cats out more that there is an intruder in THEIR territory and this can cause a lot of problems. Also, who knows what kinds of diseases or pests the strays have that would just get worse if left untreated that would spread to the other cats or her depending on the disease. If you want to help out a stray and don't know what you're doing, just call a humane society near you and let them deal with the animal. Unless you have proper training, just taking in any old stray could be a really bad idea especially if they are feral. Feral animals do not make good pets and are basically wild animals.
the game you had playing in the background gave me a sick stomach..
Wow, these dates were horrible
It's not a dating pool. It's a Chernobyl pond!
Story 21:
With his cousin or the bartender’s cousin?
This is VITAL information 😂
Story 9: There is a nice Latin quote he could have said: "Barba decet virum".
Biker in the game completely ignoring the laws of physics!
I mean it’s GTA what the Frick do you expect😆
2:46 that's sounds American asf😂😂😂
My first date my coworker set up a blind date with her son, went to a club, he proceeded to humiliate me by yelling, getting black out drunk and feeling up other girls. When i told my coworker what he did she laughed
When the photo didn't match reality or was completely different. It has happened more than once.
im left wondering how these people actually got a first date to begin with
All of these stories make me so glad I hung out alone with my bf as friends before we started dating
story 15: but thats awesome lmao however the warrents not so much
Mine was when she pulled out the fuzzy hand cuffs
Wham bam right in the clam lol the voice on this are hilarious and the last one in rly a red flag I'll leave right away
do some of these people sabotage their dates for sheet and giggles?
She used her mobile phone three times in the space of 5 minutes. Well three times it went off that was. It is the height of disrespect for me and contempt not to switch it off. She was also utterly oblivious to the dirty looks she got from other diners in that expensive restaurant I booked a table for two. I think she is still catching flies after I got up and left.
Story 38: run for the hills!
8:03 why didn't she decide that her fiance was the one before she accepted Said fiance proposal.
That last story was... impressively horrible. That guy needs therapy. Badly.
Story 6: I think this is straight up sexual assault.
When I was 45, I met a woman while I was visiting someone in the hospital. We started chatting and we hit it off. We exchanged phone numbers and I picked her up at her place a couple of days later. I planned on dinner so we can chat and get to know each other, then we would see a movie. During dinner, she brought up the subject of changing diapers. Weird topic. I told her I had never had children, by choice, and so I had never changed a diaper. She was astounded. I also told her that I doubted I would ever need to change diapers. She then got very, and I mean very upset and loudly in the restaurant said, "Well, what if you need to change my grandchild's diapers? You better not tell me you would refuse to change my grandchild's diapers!" Ummm....you do realize we're on a first date here, so I don't see why you're freaking about about a hypothetical diaper change. She then loudly said again, "Answer me. Are you refusing to change my grandchild's diapers?!?" At this point, I told her yeah, this dates over. I called the waitress over and asked her to cancel our order. I left $20 on the table and walked out on her.
So glad i do not date anymore.
Wow, does the last one have a gay brother, cause sign me up 🎉
I go to pick her up but she insisted on driving. Ok, whatever. Get to the bar and shes wasted in under an hour. Starts crying, being loud and rude, the whole bit. This time I insisted on driving. We go get some food and shes so unbelievably rude to the employees i took a single bite and couldnt finish it. I was positive they spit in it. Dropped her off and didn't even go inside, just noped the hell out.
First girl definitely would have given it up on the first date.
I know this is going to sound horribly stereotypical of me but what is it with surfer dudes and being chill, even drunk off their butt they’re a chillest people ever I just don’t get it
girl didn't match the photo so I dipped
how on earth do girls meet these psychotic guys.
What game is this?
Ummmm....this is what dating is like now?
Yo can you try on these shackles lol like yoooo
Nudes on Easter Sunday 😂😂😂😂 Brought your D game. Corny, yet funny somehow.
My 'date' was horrible, too. Actually I did not want to meet him at all. I had already given up on him. But our English Teacher and classmates made all drama because they wanted 'to help'. I already had figured out he was stalking me and a classmate said something like 'she is a great singer'. And i was like 'holy shit, they confuse me with my sister' 😂😂😂😂. Next time you doing research, make a better job and don't only take what suits you. 💯 So i felt very uncomfortable meeting him. I already knew it was never me he loved. But to be fair: i shouldn't have met him at all. But he probably would have done anything for his penis 😂😂😂💯💯💯 and teamed up with my sis and bullied me anyways to look less stupid.
how many of these were the other party noping out... it a clever way .... instead of the other way around?
Story 5 kudos to the waitress
The man who said he was popping to the toilet then left. My aunty sat for 2 hours waiting. I hope you have a really bad life. At least tell the person I'm just not feeling it. That's all it takes. He was not into her, that's all. Then again, after 30 mins, I'd be asking the bartender to check.
I've been the guy that has seen how big my date would be after being fooled by online pics and snuck out before she saw me and made an excuse my car died
First one is a wife material
Well idk, 13 years ago, my back then GF, also was hot for either drunk or GHB action from time to time (like once/twice a month)...
So #26 is kinda weak... depending on her height/weight/food-intake it would have been 1-3ml to be "high" for about 3-4 hours...
Funny how people are often totally fine with high alcohol intake, but suddenly feel a crossed line with any other intoxication,
while still avoiding injections or sniffing up stuff (which I both find gross personally)...
The GHB on a first date was a huge red flag because she could accuse him of drugging her against her will, and lab tests would back her up. It was their first date, and he barely knows her. Very foolish risk, and he was wise to run the other way.