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  • @OffshoreITguy
    @OffshoreITguy Місяць тому +3213

    That fitness influencer who asked consent for filming and said they would be more then welcome to be in the frame....a huge breath of fresh air.

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 Місяць тому +60

      I agree, except... Don't film in a gym.

    • @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS
      @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS Місяць тому +46

      @@WarpigA23why not? You don’t know why she is filming.

    • @rabbitmassani3687
      @rabbitmassani3687 Місяць тому +260

      For real. Like, people are always going to film in public spaces because that's the world we live in. She's being considerate of other people in public spaces, and letting them know she's filming, and then being chill and polite about everything. Genuinely how everyone filming in public should be.

    • @kodamaspirit9298
      @kodamaspirit9298 Місяць тому +118

      I don't know about main characters, but she's the character those gym influencers should aspire to be!

    • @israelbarron6964
      @israelbarron6964 Місяць тому +139

      ​@@WarpigA23 I don't see anything wrong with it as long as they aren't filing in private spaces like changing rooms and bathrooms, especially if the person filming checks with you first and makes sure you're okay being filmed. On top of that, every gym I've worked at or worked out in has their own cameras for security reasons so you're getting filmed anyway.

  • @leruetheday377
    @leruetheday377 Місяць тому +4973

    Collective punishment not only isn't allowed by the military, it's not allowed by the Geneva war convention. Collective punishment is a war crime

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 Місяць тому +421

      War crimes are alpha, apparently.

    • @sol_and_luna
      @sol_and_luna Місяць тому +450

      I know that the Geneva convention doesn't apply the same way outside of war times, but like... imagine committing actual war crimes

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho Місяць тому +503

      Good to know my gym teacher violated the Geneva Convention

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Місяць тому +126

      Do you know when it stopped? Because it was still being done in basic training in 1994.

    • @tailfeatherrs5886
      @tailfeatherrs5886 Місяць тому +250

      ​@@hiimcrazyfordrwho and that one teacher who keeps the whole class afterschool detention after someone forgot their hw 😢

  • @johannaverplank4858
    @johannaverplank4858 Місяць тому +674

    As someone who worked for Child Services, you can absolutely be charged with filing a false report. This does happen quite often, and it’s absolutely disgusting. They’re taking time away from legitimate cases and can also cause the children unnecessary trauma. Only a garbage person would do something like that.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 Місяць тому

      Child services is EXTREMELY difficult to convince it’s a fake report. They prefer to terrorize innocent people. Speaking from personal experience here. Even with my police officer neighbor stepping up to speak for me, they NEVER cleared me. Just put me on a watch list. I had to move to get away from the CPS worker from hell. Got a restraining order and even that didn’t help much. Moving was all I could do.

    • @janeguarnera7700
      @janeguarnera7700 Місяць тому +48

      Had an ex who did this to me and my kids calling on a weekly basis for mths...What was particularly disturbing is the agency meant to protect children allowed themselves to be used, making weekly surprise visits, repeatedly taking my kids out of class to interview. Despite being given cooperative access our home, to medical, school records, etc. , found everything fine in the 1st and 2nd investigation. I suggested they consider the potential of a specific person (gave a name, a description, ph. #) using their services to hurt my children and me. It finally took a threat of legal action after nearly 2mths for them to investigate and indeed find it was a case of harassment. Apologies were made, there was never any legal action taken against them, I'm sure in part the agencies own culpability in being used. My family fostered children, I absolutely understand the vital work children protection services offer society, however due diligence as to the source of accusation(s) should be applied.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Місяць тому +21

      Side note of appreciation for your post. I single-grandparented a child with tremendous issues. I interacted a LOT with counselors, IEP committees, Special Ed, Crisis Teams, and CPS workers. They were almost without exception courteous, professional, and underspoken, keeping their personal opinions and judgments to themselves. I love seeing the passion and real rage against evil people. Not saints; real people trying to do good.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Місяць тому +11

      @@janeguarnera7700 Ouch. This should never have happened. Best wishes to you and the kids.

    • @janeguarnera7700
      @janeguarnera7700 Місяць тому

      ​@@intercat4907 I heartily agree, most of the folks working within CPS, other social services are everything you ascribed to them and then some. Something I recognized both as a sib in the mix, as well as the experience of being accused. Many of the CPS folks with whom I've interacted have either like myself have grown up in a fam, who fostered or been the kid in crisis. Nothing like experience to grasp the human condition and the ways they are addressed. As within any agency dealing with social ills, the shortcomings tend to lie within the system itself (procedures, focus, funding, etc.) rather than the individuals dedicated within it. Knowledge is one thing, applying it wisely in a systematic manner a whole different kettle. The Ouch (near 25 ys ago) my children and I experienced, and believe me, I made every attempt to place a positive spin on it for my children's sake, just folks lookin' out for our well being. Though young (13, 10, 5yo) even they knew something was fishy. It's one thing to be drawn into a case when LEO is in the mix, to shield someone reporting abuse from the accused, but not the agency itself. The reporter should be scrutinized via recording, contact info. to determine credibility, potential misuse. Just sayin...hopefully, greater diligence to such has improved.

  • @BlackHearthguard
    @BlackHearthguard Місяць тому +539

    I once heard a story from someone who parked in a handicapped spot. She put her permit on the dashboard then got out of the car and walked normally into the store. When she came back some kind soul had left a mean not under her windscreen wiper going on at her for using a permit that was obviously for someone else and how she obviously didn't need to use that parking spot.
    The issue was that this woman suffers from MS, and she was having one of her infrequent "good" days where she didn't need to use her crutches, and was enjoying the freedom of the day going shopping, this freedom lasted all of 2 hours. Normally she can move about but is in pain and can't move her legs properly.
    Not all disabilities are visible, and the disabled sometimes have a good day. People need to mind their own business.

    • @asvegas777
      @asvegas777 Місяць тому +57

      I have had a handicapped permit since 19 years of age due to invisible disability. In the beginning, I would get indignant people looking at a seemingly normal young person with a permit and a few times I was yelled at or questioned. I remember being angry and hurt in the beginning because I hadn’t chosen my circumstances and there were days where I legitimately needed to park close to where I was going. If I’m higher functional, I don’t take the blue spots because someone in a wheelchair needs those more than me, but I will unashamedly take a metered or limited time limit spot and use my handicapped permit. After a while, I got used to it and started to troll them back. I told him I bought it for $200 in mexico they should go get their fake disabled pass.
      These days people are more aware of invisible disabilities and don’t say anything, but I still sometimes get nasty looks. Meanwhile, in my state reasons for being given these permits include being blind in one eye, having weakness in any extremity or heart disease. None of these things you can tell by looking at a person, even if you have a medical degree.

    • @ktnixon81
      @ktnixon81 Місяць тому +39

      Me and my Lupus! I SWEAR people should just mind their business! And don’t get me started on the Boomers that ask me why I’m walking funny and I say I have severe rheumatism and the response, every freaking time, is “you’re too young for that. I’m the one with bad arthritis”. I just say “well tell Lupus I’m too young because it’s painful and annoying”. Then I just stare at them. And they get MAD AT ME!

    • @theshadynorwegian6036
      @theshadynorwegian6036 Місяць тому +18

      as someone who has MS and whose cousin also has MS. I'm fine, I don't need a handicap spot. My cousin needs it. Even though there are days where he wouldnt, those days are then followed by weeks of needing it.

    • @BlackHearthguard
      @BlackHearthguard Місяць тому +16

      @@theshadynorwegian6036 For me it was a catastrophic spinal injury. I now have to use a stick, crutches or walker full time, but for the first few years I wouldn't because I thought it made me look old, or weak, because I was in my twenties.
      I had so many run-ins with "do-gooders" trying to tell me I shouldn't be using my grandparent's parking permit, despite having a pronounced limp and obvious weakness in my right leg.
      Doesn't happen anymore, I'm in my 50s now and as I said, use a walking aid, but as has been the point through all these posts, people need to mind their own business and not make an already irritating situation worse.

    • @eDoc2020
      @eDoc2020 Місяць тому +13

      That's wrong on so many levels. In addition to invisible disabilities the heckler didn't know (or care) about disabled passengers. I got my handicapped parking permit at age 5 or 6. If my parents were picking me up they would park in the spot, put up my placard, and then retrieve me.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Місяць тому +2554

    That "alpha" camp didn't seem very alpha. They signed up for humiliation, degradation, and obedience training. All they're missing is calling the guy master or daddy. And maybe some leather pants

    • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
      @Snuggles_the_Unholy Місяць тому +288

      Just don't be kink shaming me for my collar and leash.

    • @candyeeznuts27
      @candyeeznuts27 Місяць тому +314

      honestly that little wrestling segment started out looking incredibly fruity

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 Місяць тому +91

      ​@@Snuggles_the_Unholy Collars and leashes, eh? How you doin'?

    • @uberculex
      @uberculex Місяць тому +221

      @@Snuggles_the_Unholy I will only kink shame you if you spent 18,000 dollars on that collar and leash.

    • @pinkdragon4830
      @pinkdragon4830 Місяць тому +40

      @@candyeeznuts27 Was just gonna say that, especially at 4:26

  • @Apolloscleric
    @Apolloscleric Місяць тому +2902

    The worst part about the woman who "did nothing wrong" after freaking out and slamming her burger on the McDonald's counter is that she ordered the burger with extra ketchup and her complaint was that it had too much ketchup. They literally gave her exactly what she asked for and she was furious.

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 Місяць тому +141

      Was hoping someone would add the context.

    • @lucieudem
      @lucieudem Місяць тому +128

      Hello crazy lady, I am the consequence to your action 🎉

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Місяць тому +136

      And I guess if they had just given her an extra packet of ketchup so she can put it on herself, that would have been wrong, too.

    • @algiz_3696
      @algiz_3696 Місяць тому +130

      She’s probably one of those people who had one employee give them less than the regular amount one day. So now they think “Oh everyone that works there is going to make that mistake so now I gotta ask for more” it’s such an annoying mind set that I encounter all the time working at a theater.

    • @ashannaredwolf8485
      @ashannaredwolf8485 Місяць тому +113

      I was feeling sassy one night while working at a sandwich place and when someone ordered extra mayo I literally added like two inches of mayonnaise to the roll. He came back every night for the next two years.

  • @Bevgins
    @Bevgins Місяць тому +359

    That person who was upset that people weren’t blown away by their coming out is kinda odd to me. The best response I ever had coming out as trans was from my office manager when I first came out, my direct manager had taken me into the office to talk about it and see about getting my ID’s updated and there I am borderline freaking out and this guy calm as anything just looks me dead in the eye and says “ok, so what’s your name now?” Man didn’t even blink. Kerry, on the off chance you’re reading this, your non-reaction was perfect and exactly what I needed - thank you.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Місяць тому +57

      Similar story for me. My first time ever coming out as Pan/Bi was to a college roommate. I figured she deserved to know beforehand so she wouldn't feel like I'd been creeping on her the whole school year if she found out later. Her response, "Oh, cool. I like dick." And we had a little laugh about sexuality, and it was never mentioned again. That calm unimpressed response was exactly what I needed to get the courage to be more open about my sexuality. (Ironically, her name was also Kerry!)

    • @moshy2931
      @moshy2931 Місяць тому +21

      I'm trying to make it make sense and I think this person may have had A LOT of anxiety about coming out and how to do it and mostly want reassurance (?) Which isn't a bad thing in itself but they then misredirect their confusion/lack of support because this was such an important thing to them and don't understand why people don't care. But this is just a theory I might be completely wrong lol

    • @Totally_Glitched
      @Totally_Glitched Місяць тому +12

      @@moshy2931 That was the vibe I got too. I've seen a lot of people express disappointment because their loved ones didn't have the big reaction they were hoping for. (Not defending their comments, of course)
      And it's tricky, you know? Like you don't know what kind of reaction people want/need, and asking up front might cause problems in and of itself. I think the best thing you can do is reassure the person you support them, and ask if they want you to be chill or enthusiastic. Again, might take the wind out of the sails for some people, but I think it's the safest bet if you don't know what the person needs.
      (Edit for extra context/clarification: I'm queer myself)

    • @AllyBubblesSpriggs
      @AllyBubblesSpriggs Місяць тому +5

      Guy in vid sounds like he's only gay for attention.

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 Місяць тому +7

      the coming out story reminded me of a guy from school. we were on him for ages that he was gay. eventually one day he just admits it, and our first response was "finally, whats it like?" because he was the only gay person we knew who didnt use stereotypes as a wardrobe. had some nice discussions of what its like to be gay that werent tainted by media influence.

  • @ExSharkV
    @ExSharkV Місяць тому +232

    The woman who wrongfully called CPS on her ex story hit kinda close to home for me. When I was 16 my aunt filed a fraudulent CPS report against my father (her younger brother) claiming that he was starving me, forcing me to sleep on the floor, among other things I can't put here. The reason: my father refused to co-sign for her to get a car loan and she called CPS to retaliate. I was old enough to understand the gravity of the situation and was able to explain what was going on to the CPS worker who met with me at school. Long story short her report (which she stupidly made under her name) was dropped but she didn't face any repercussions because it was a "family matter" but was warned if she did it again she WOULD face legal trouble.

    • @lammellealoof7110
      @lammellealoof7110 Місяць тому +3

      I swear this was a reddit story at some point

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 Місяць тому +15

      well if it was a family problem maybe she shouldn't have involved the government. What kind of logic is that? The moment she made it official it stopped being a family problem

    • @madeleine61509
      @madeleine61509 17 днів тому +6

      @@lammellealoof7110 Sorry to tell you, but this is way too common.
      Not saying that there are hundreds of thousands of cases every day, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were at least one report like this every single week. Think of how many people have been swatted, how some people have lied about being assaulted, etc. and realise that it's basically the exact same behavior. Having seen it on Reddit doesn't reflect at all on the validity of this person's story.

  • @PrideOfFantasy100
    @PrideOfFantasy100 Місяць тому +843

    Racism isn't a prank... It's just racism. Geez only shortly into this and I'm cringing.

    • @kingepic8477
      @kingepic8477 Місяць тому

      Was waiting for someone to comment on the blatant racism

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Місяць тому +17

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @PrideOfFantasy100
      @PrideOfFantasy100 Місяць тому +22

      @@afellowpotato Dang, thanks XD I didn't know common sense would get this much attention.

  • @chanterelle483
    @chanterelle483 Місяць тому +773

    As a Slavic woman... no, half of the country doesn't have a waistline like that! We prefer our bodies to actually fit our organs, thank you very much.

    • @LittleMaitea
      @LittleMaitea Місяць тому +112

      Organs? Who needs organs?
      What would we do with organs? Survive?
      😂sorry had to write that sarcastic comment

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 Місяць тому +65

      Right бабушка would never let you be that skinny

    • @morganablackwater2017
      @morganablackwater2017 Місяць тому +7

      I mean its obvious photoshop...

    • @disapprove6130
      @disapprove6130 Місяць тому +14

      @@morganablackwater2017 not photoshop, it's a filter, you oldie hehe

    • @moshy2931
      @moshy2931 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@morganablackwater2017 I mean, this was obviously a joke

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 Місяць тому +82

    23:00 This one actually angers me. I work at a McDonald's on overnights, and if the guy making the video had any idea how much you gotta rush to prepare the next order or just keep up with orders in general, he wouldn't dare to make such a comment.
    It's not the worker's fault that the work environment is stressful, and they do not deserve to be roasted for having a job.

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 7 днів тому +1

      I never worked McD's, but I've worked food service and I've worked retail, especially while working my way through college and grad school, and as side jobs to professional jobs (i.e., I had already put in a full day of work, and then came to another job to work another shift). Management at those places - even if it's your only job - is enough to put you in a bad mood, let alone the customers & all the unnecessary rules meant to dummy-proof the job (but it doesn't). Then people want to be treated special, and whine when they are treated like, "I helped you, you are fine, now there are other customers to be helped." No, we're closing the store down to help you, you special person.
      I actually did that once. Someone was so disruptive, and I was a keyholder, I kicked everyone out of the store, and closed it early. I'd had enough. We were going out of business, people were being scary rude, and I'd had enough of one person's threats, so I just threw everyone out. Called the cops, called management, I was done with people for the night.

  • @Susan-jr3ld
    @Susan-jr3ld Місяць тому +154

    the big booty plane woman didn't have surgery. She has Lipedema. its a condition that creates that asymmetrical fluffy fat. If you look at her ankles in a few scenes you can see the weight goes all the way down. Extreme cases can have more average top half and this fluffy oversize bottom half. She just found a way to make a living off of her shape. More power to her, but she didn't augment her body.

    • @saintdude6032
      @saintdude6032 Місяць тому +42

      Thought it was one of those costumes, like the fake muscle shirt

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 Місяць тому +42

      ​@@saintdude6032 same, i thought its some sort of balloon pants
      Now i feel bad for assuming that :(

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles Місяць тому +22

      I don't know her or anything about her, so I assume you're correct. Based on her upper half, it makes sense her lower half would be larger, and the condition would explain that. I wasn't under the impression she'd had surgery. I figured she was just built like that.
      That being said, maybe it's a result of the condition, or maybe it's just because her pants are skin tight, but I got the impression she was wearing something inflated with air (either the pants themselves or something underneath) to exaggerate her shape. I 100% could be wrong. I've just never seen someone's actual body of any size react in such a balloon-like way as they maneuver around objects, and I've seen plenty of bigger people and got pretty large at one point myself. She's basically got anime physics in that video, but only on her lower half. If the condition makes her asymmetrical, I suppose she could've been wearing some kind of padding to make sure she looked her best wearing those skin-tight pants.

    • @minacarolina7671
      @minacarolina7671 Місяць тому +4

      But in the later video where she’s dressed in green and getting “a normal job” her lower legs look normal?

    • @TheMichm1221
      @TheMichm1221 Місяць тому +23

      Lipedema fat doesn't move quite like that. When she moves, it looks like she's been inflated or filled with water. She doesn't seem to have the heaviness associated with lipedema. That seems more like a BBL overload.

  • @TheGreatElisaMousy
    @TheGreatElisaMousy Місяць тому +959

    As someone who does admittedly get unreasonably angry with kids being kids (I get incredibly overstimulated by loud, shrieking or laughing children), you don't take it out on them or the parents. You either remove yourself from the situation, or, if that's not possible, you exercise some self control and keep it to your damn self

    • @Hyzentley
      @Hyzentley Місяць тому +235

      Yeah. Autistic, which means I have very keen senses and kids screaming around are literally painful. I never let it out on them, instead I have headphones for the subway and try to avoid being near them. And if thats not possible, complaining to a friend over whatsapp - but never to the children

    • @dziooooo
      @dziooooo Місяць тому +129

      ​@@Hyzentleythat's my go to - opening a group chat and telling my friends about the Demon Spawn kicking my chair repeatedly. I'm not wasting time arguing with a damn toddler, no one can win this one.

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +121

      I have heavy war PTSD and kids yelling or shouting triggers me. I blame it on war that I was tricked into, not on the kids.

    • @edene.4870
      @edene.4870 Місяць тому +63

      Right? I literally wear either noise cancelling headphones or ear plugs all day long. Because I am commonsensible enough to know my noise sensitivity is my problem, not everyone else's. I swear common sense is going extinct at a rate higher than empathy even.

    • @TitaniaBird
      @TitaniaBird Місяць тому +58

      Yeah. Like, a screaming kid literally hurts my ears and triggers anxiety for me, but I'm not going to do anything worse than go "Oh, god! Ow!"
      Now, if it's something anyone does *intentionally* that hurts my ears, that I'll shout down.

  • @Ace_Greymoore
    @Ace_Greymoore Місяць тому +873

    The woman who made a false report to CPS made my blood pressure spike. That is a _serious_ accusation to make and the idea of someone just making that shit up to get back at an ex is so beyond not okay. Not only is that taking focus and resources away from children that are _actually_ being abused, but that is also so much stress on both the parent and kids. God, I'm so pissed off now.

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies Місяць тому +86

      Of I was running that podcast I'd be like "Oh wow, that's crazy girl! Where was this? How long ago?" Gathering enough details that I could send this video along to the appropriate police department.

    • @iurlure
      @iurlure Місяць тому +34

      Considering it's an alpha male podcast, it's probably just ragebait

    • @shhhhhhh9328
      @shhhhhhh9328 Місяць тому +61

      Yeah, your remark about diverting resources away from real cases of child abuse is what enraged me most. CPS are always so under resourced. Whenever a child dies despite being flagged with CPS, the public is outraged (rightly) but then investigations often reveal that the CPS staff working the case were so completely overloaded with cases that they didn't have time to read a crucial email or they missed a voicemail, etc. Child protection is not something to be played with. I hope this woman is prosecuted.

    • @jenniferbelveal4331
      @jenniferbelveal4331 Місяць тому

      @@iurlure Right- instead of being freaked out and trying to figure out how to get CPS a copy of the recording with her confession on it, they respond with a bored-sounding, 'Wow. Better watch out, fellas.' Like, they had heard it before; like a lesson they had planned out to reinforce the idea that women are dangerous trash. She's still a dumpster fire for gladly participating, because this shit fuels the pipeline for young dudes to follow toxic alpha-bro shit and it gets dangerous for her and anyone else fem-presenting.

    • @ollieenby
      @ollieenby Місяць тому

      tauro spotted

  • @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241
    @lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241 Місяць тому +133

    Some people think money solves all problems. I use to work part-time at a spa to put myself through college. My boss often decided that I didn’t need breaks and she often decided that it was totally cool to book clients with me outside my availability on school nights.
    One day I decided to ask “why didn’t you give me breaks today and why did you book a client with me so late? I’ve told you several times that I need breaks and I can’t stay late on school nights. I don’t understand how you keep forgetting when it’s right there in the schedule.”
    She was DUMBFOUNDED. “What? I? But I’m PAYING you. You’re getting PAID!” I had to explain to her that money doesn’t solve all my problems because I still need to eat and sleep. She was SHOCKED. She apologized with a dried up piece of pizza…with pepperoni…I was vegetarian and she knew.

    • @joseantoniovargas6548
      @joseantoniovargas6548 29 днів тому +2

      Wait I'm confused about your last part, aren't peperoni vegetables? 😅 Genuine question and trying to understand your comment better

    • @jenniferkoenig9814
      @jenniferkoenig9814 26 днів тому +2

      @@joseantoniovargas6548 "Peperoni" in the U.S. is a slice of sausage

    • @joseantoniovargas6548
      @joseantoniovargas6548 26 днів тому

      @@jenniferkoenig9814 Ahhh gotcha, thanks for the clarification

    • @LandofCadence
      @LandofCadence 21 день тому +1

      Pepperoni isn't meat outside of the US???

    • @gracen8010
      @gracen8010 10 днів тому +1

      @@LandofCadence in Germany “peperoni” refers to a bell pepper. I had this exact same conversation with a friend of mine who lives there and I was just as confused lol

  • @meghaffer
    @meghaffer Місяць тому +30

    Me and a friend took our young children to a playground. Some dude came to complain that they were making noise. On the playground. Designed for small children. And our kids weren't even being particularly loud 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @Guderian2
    @Guderian2 Місяць тому +564

    Aww that girl telling everyone in the gym that she was filming was absolutely wholesome!
    Can we please have more people like her in the world?

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Місяць тому +8

      Lol yea

    • @natk1105
      @natk1105 Місяць тому +10

      My first choice would still be to not have to deal with people filming in the gym. 😅 But if they are going to do it, they should do it this way.
      Thankfully it's not really a thing in my country, or at least not at my gym.

    • @Guderian2
      @Guderian2 Місяць тому +2

      @@natk1105 Yeah true.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 Місяць тому +701

    I feel so bad for the guy being harrased in the first video. Being rqcially profiled and treated like less isn't a prank. Pranks are funny.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Місяць тому +10

      9 out of 10 colleagues enjoy workplace mobbing. :P

    • @GrumpyOldFart2
      @GrumpyOldFart2 Місяць тому

      Yeah. Like those two cornpones are so stupid they couldn’t contemplate why calling a black guy “boy” isn’t funny. Unless he was also part of the act; I mean how could you not notice a camera setup.

    • @Laura-gb1jv
      @Laura-gb1jv Місяць тому +26

      ​@@rolfs2165 The 10th was the one who got mobbed.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Місяць тому +6

      @@Laura-gb1jv Yes, that's the joke.

    • @hodgeelmwood8677
      @hodgeelmwood8677 Місяць тому +45

      Pranks are generally stupid and only funny to the person who does them. If the prank isn't funny to the person who's being pranked, it's not funny and it's not even a prank, it's bullying.

  • @cilantro7949
    @cilantro7949 Місяць тому +84

    35:27 as a former Walmart employee, BE NICE TO THE SELF CHECKOUT WORKERS!!! Our job wasn't to stand around, it was to monitor the machines (they break a lot), help customers, clean up any messes, make sure nobody is stealing, collecting any left behind merchandise, and you have to do it while standing on CONCRETE with NO RELIEF MATS. Most of the time at my store we were so understaffed only one person would be in charge of the self checkout for hours on end. Believe me those things get BUSY so if it's slow and you see the employee doing nothing, leave them alone. (Also the phones they're looking at are for the registers, not their personal devices). You should always rate 5 stars cuz that ONLY affects the workers and not the store.

  • @popcatcarl6662
    @popcatcarl6662 Місяць тому +49

    The video blasting the “unenthusiastic” minimum wage worker and Click’s remark about being a nice customer reminded me of one of my dad’s better moments. Our family frequented a diner, and the owner of that diner was rather short tempered with everyone. My dad asked what her name was when we came to the diner one day, and she huffed and went “Sue.” (Fake name, I don’t remember her actual name). My dad put his hand out to her and said “Hi Sue, I’m Daniel.” (Fake name for my dad). Sue was so happy every time she saw our family come into the diner after that, and always served us with a smile. Pretty sure we got free breakfast a few times (or at least were offered free breakfast. Knowing my mom she’d pay anyways).
    Years later, I still think about Sue. And how she was later arrested for tax fraud.

  • @datanimegirl_Jen
    @datanimegirl_Jen Місяць тому +564

    The guy in the drive thru at a FAST food chain is complaining about food being rushed... THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT 🤨🤣

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +76

      I can't believe McDonald's didn't take 2 hours to carefully craft my order.

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 Місяць тому +55

      Right, like those people are monitored. The managers keep track of how long it takes for a customer to be tended to and then sent away with the food. The faster an employee/employees are able to do it, the more they're left alone. (Maybe there's some reward for doing it fast, but there wasn't back in the 00's. Management would just crap on you less.) Like "rushing" people through is EXPECTED. By the COMPANY.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Місяць тому +29

      ​@notbot2648 when i worked in fast food, we literally had a gigantic timer over the drive thru window with the average order time length. Worst part is it started when the customer pulled up to the order-taker, so our averages could be damaged simply by someone not being sure what they wanted. We often had to go insanely fast to compensate.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 Місяць тому +13

      I work fast food and the amount of people who get snippy because I gave them their food quickly is insane

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet Місяць тому +19

      I used to work 3rd shift at McDonald's (9pm to 6am), and these types of customers are just the worst.
      There was this one Karen who came in and was demanding we serve her (while we had the store closed for an hour or two because we were extremely shortstaffed and had to do the cleaning ourselves). It was 5 in the morning, I had one hour left to go and was very tired and cranky, and I didn't even care that she was insulting me, but because she was also insulting my manager and whole team, I said the *mildest* of pushbacks which was "Excuse me, we've been working our asses off" to which she told whoever she pretended to talk to on the phone that I had just "cussed her out."
      I wish every Karen/entitled person was mandated to work at least one month in customer service (maybe three months). Maybe it would teach them to respect other people.

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 Місяць тому +846

    My cat Cocoa DEFINITELY has main character energy. He’s got good looks, a sweet, charming personality, and the one thing everyone else is missing: he can purr.

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice Місяць тому +33

      Cocoa is such a precious name😭💕💕

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Місяць тому +35

      @@diediedice Thanks! By the way, he also has two siblings named Pepper and Tiger Lily.

    • @lionhart1517
      @lionhart1517 Місяць тому +41

      All cats are main characters. Cocoa is clearly too cute not to be

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +18

      That's because we're all enslaved to cats they just like us to think we're in charge.

    • @MirandolinaAmaldin
      @MirandolinaAmaldin Місяць тому +13

      ​@@LGBTQLegendOf course they do, if we didn't think we're in charge we might get unhappy about working to buy stuff for them

  • @hateable_mess
    @hateable_mess Місяць тому +145

    13:42
    As a person with an invisible disability, (I have scoliosis and a bad ankle) I couldn't agree more, I get a lot of weird looks when I limp or twist my back to release some pain.

    • @crucifyivy
      @crucifyivy 25 днів тому +5

      Me too! I have scoliosis and a limp, as well as two tibial torsions so I walk funny, and people get so offended by it!

    • @LandofCadence
      @LandofCadence 21 день тому +5

      Man, why do people gotta get offended that not everyone is as healthy as they are, everyone is only temporarily abled, after all

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 13 годин тому +1

      I have two bad ankles, if I walk on them too much, I can't walk.

  • @elizabethdeal3928
    @elizabethdeal3928 Місяць тому +74

    As someone currently battling a false cps complaint, the influencer admitting to making a false call pisses me off to a level i never knew i could reach. False complaints are NOT a way to get back at someone. The people you hurt the most are the children.

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu Місяць тому +267

    I love it when Joey Swoll smacks down bad gym behaviour. On a different note though the guy who helped his friend by wearing a costume to the gym is a legend!

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 Місяць тому +18

      He's a real MVP

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Місяць тому +19

      Joey Swoll is epic, and that friend is too :)

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 13 годин тому

      Love is call out videos and that's what I call a true friend.

  • @AirQuotes2962
    @AirQuotes2962 Місяць тому +793

    I've gotten into the mode of assuming everything is ragebait, and I'm so much happier and at ease with the world now. People aren't actually that stupid or insufferable, they just need strangers online to think that they are.

    • @dziooooo
      @dziooooo Місяць тому +83

      I recently commented on a TikTok of a skit about someone acting horrid to service staff and I was like "this must be ragebait, customer service experience in the US just cannot be that bad".
      I've been getting notifications for the last few weeks of many, MANY people telling me that it's not rage bait, this is actually a fairly normal thing they see all the time.
      So my current assumption is that it's not ragebait, it's Americans desperately asking the rest of the world to save them from their dystopian existence.

    • @AirQuotes2962
      @AirQuotes2962 Місяць тому +55

      @@dziooooo Please don't spoil this delusion for me, I think it's the only thing keeping me sane at this point.
      Though the idea of it being a cry for help is a decent replacement.

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +33

      Even if it's not ragebait only the extreme stuff gets the attention in most cases. You're only seeing like 1% or 2% at most of the population. 99% of the world is just average people going about normal lives.

    • @AspienWaifu
      @AspienWaifu Місяць тому +3

      Saving this because I need it as a reminder, I consider myself to be a relatively intelligent person but I am such a sucker for ragebait, it makes me feel actual rage with myself 😂 but this comment is great, you worded it wonderfully - thank you for sharing! 😊

    • @shpenkyobo
      @shpenkyobo Місяць тому +2

      I’ve adopted the same mindset and i geniunely think it’s the safest and healthiest way to use social media

  • @wardrobewings8000
    @wardrobewings8000 Місяць тому +91

    14:00 Click is very right in this take on disability, but I want to add something- A LOT of not immediately visible disabilities aren't like being permanently paralyzed from the waist down. If in a month on average, you have 2 days where you can not only function normally but very well, 10 days where you manage your condition but you _feel_ it and the rest of the month you spend in horrible pain you wouldn't consider it as "able to work". Especially when you cannot predict when your condition will flare up. And this is the reality of many people who constantly get accused of "faking" their disability.

  • @RathiSweet2475
    @RathiSweet2475 Місяць тому +28

    22:33 Oh no it gets worse, the man recording literally admits on camera he's unemployed AND that he is drunk at the moment so add on drunk driving to this guy.

  • @SleeperAgent101
    @SleeperAgent101 Місяць тому +1039

    But Click you’re not out of control! What an outrageous title.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Місяць тому +16

      It's put in quotes so technically not about actual main characters

    • @amberfox9543
      @amberfox9543 Місяць тому +5

      I mean… he is pretty chaotic 😂

    • @rapheAltoid77
      @rapheAltoid77 Місяць тому +7

      Nah, it's his army of ESDs that are running wild. 😉

    • @319hiroyuki
      @319hiroyuki Місяць тому +1

      So youre saying Click is on Tiktok?

    • @SleeperAgent101
      @SleeperAgent101 Місяць тому

      @@319hiroyukihe has a TikTok account. Not sure how often he uploads though.

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 Місяць тому +169

    People aren't SA'd because of what they wear. Note that the tour guide never said anything about clothing. It's mostly about power and opportunity

    • @OddBunchSystem
      @OddBunchSystem Місяць тому +56

      It reminds me of a poem I saw a while ago;
      "Was it my fault?" Asked the short skirt.
      "No, it happened to me too," Replied the Burka.
      The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak yet.

    • @moshy2931
      @moshy2931 Місяць тому +32

      Yeah we know that but creepy or ignorant people will use videos like these as "proof" that "she wanted it" to keep spreading this disgusting idea :/ Props to the tour guide though!

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 Місяць тому +21

    53:08 This is absolutely the kind of reaction that customer service workers would love to be able to give to rude customers if they knew it wouldn't result in them getting fired or in trouble. Lady wants someone to make a from scratch cake for 120 people by the next day & experts she can just jump in front of other customers who had put their order in months ago. Also her saying that Walmart could do it is kind of funny because most of Walmarts cakes come pre-baked. They just pull them out of the freezer and decorated them how the person wants them. Don't get me wrong store bought cake can be tasty, but she's expecting something like either a very large full sheet cake or a multi tier cake that's made from scratch by the next day when those can take not only almost an entire day to bake it and then another almost entire day to decorate. Expecting someone to spend the entire night up bake a cake & decorating it by any time the next day is wild. Good on this baker standing up to her
    Edit: Also the lady acting shocked after the baker snapped back at her made me laugh. Like maybe if you didn't want to be insulted then maybe don't do it to others especially customer service workers because this is exactly how you wind up in situations where someone doesn't take your shit & tells you off for being rude to them

  • @sylve2474
    @sylve2474 Місяць тому +36

    30:59 the way i seriously cant tell if its implants or shes trolling and wearing a higher quality version of blow up pants like those fat suits or dinosaur costumes you sometimes see around halloween

    • @DayDreamyKatie
      @DayDreamyKatie Місяць тому +9

      It didn't seem inflatable but maybe jelly pads? The ones they also use for costumes but the expensive kind? Either way I was hoping they'd pop 🤣

  • @insertianameia2224
    @insertianameia2224 Місяць тому +360

    "Uhhh...I have a problem! My fast food worker is working fast!"
    Like what?! 😂😂

  • @enidtheghost
    @enidtheghost Місяць тому +116

    in the first video with the white guys in overalls, they're calling the black man "boy" in a way that's historically been used to belittle black men especially in the southern U.S. it's intended to be humiliating and demeaning. it's a very weighted word in this context and deeply entangled with racism in the U.S.

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies Місяць тому +33

      Yeah, the intent is so well understood that you may as well just be straight up shouting racial slurs at that point.

    • @sliceofinfo9547
      @sliceofinfo9547 Місяць тому +14

      Boosting so others can see this

  • @HexerGraf
    @HexerGraf Місяць тому +30

    Honestly the kid at 41:12 had me cracking up, that was some good satire.

    • @NiklausTheMouse
      @NiklausTheMouse Місяць тому +4

      if you want to see more of the person in that video, his name on most platforms is piso4 or coypiso 😊

  • @ashmay3230
    @ashmay3230 Місяць тому +26

    The child services one at 37:06 made me so angry. How can someone think this is an ok thing to do

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Місяць тому +261

    As a former fast food AGM who regularly ran the drive thru and had their fair share of Karens saying "if you don't like your job, you don't have to be here" when they didn't get their way.. I always hit back with "and you don't have to come here."

    • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
      @Snuggles_the_Unholy Місяць тому +24

      Some might think this extreme but I would lean out the window and harsh wisper, "I just shat in your food." Then close the window.

    • @SpamEggSausage
      @SpamEggSausage Місяць тому +11

      most people don't like their jobs

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Місяць тому +16

      I'd be more scared of the fast food employee that was absolutely thrilled about their job. I always thought that service with a smile thing was an abuse to the employees, especially when they have to put up with customers who look down on them even though they themselves may have worked in similar entry level positions when they were younger.

    • @nanyur3013
      @nanyur3013 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Snuggles_the_Unholy😭👽👌

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +10

      Everyone should have to work in fast food or retail at some point, underpaid and minimally trained. It should be mandatory. I know that won't stop the genuine a$$holes from taking out their inadequacies on some stranger who has nothing to do with their problems, but it should cut into it.

  • @remember_this1336
    @remember_this1336 Місяць тому +459

    There's no way like most of these alpha boot camp clients aren't there because of a kink. I refuse to believe someone of sound mind would pay thousands of dollars to be humiliated for some other reason

    • @luieslawson9039
      @luieslawson9039 Місяць тому +56

      What makes you think they are of sound mind?

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому +50

      Maybe I should become a dominatrix and charge a little less than these "alpha" wannabees?...🤔😁

    • @zoroarklover363
      @zoroarklover363 Місяць тому +40

      @@einienj3281 Yeah but maybe they're more into men, and want a more exclusive service. You know, some people are into money control like that

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому +19

      @@zoroarklover363 I have to hire a man then and be the shop keeper, not sure though, I really don't like cleaning and stuff.. 😄

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois Місяць тому +19

      Oh sadly there are alot of "alpha males" out there that believe that Full Metal Jacket is a normal army drill and that you are either the lone alpha male or you are a dominated beta, and that domination is all about yelling, showing muscles and getting red in the face.

  • @Suited_Nat
    @Suited_Nat Місяць тому +23

    43:58 as a bit of an older queer, (lesbian who’s in their 20s)
    Listen, I kinda get where the kid is coming from, but at the same time, I grew up afraid of coming out. Like, as in, coming out made me fear for lack of housing.
    And while I’m happy this kid doesn’t have to deal with that, listen, someone being like, cool whatever, isn’t homophobic. I’ve dealt with my fair share of homophobia, and it’s usually way more antagonistic, whether it’s in bigoted jokes, being called slurs, and hearing how some people want to call us mentally ill and the such for being out of the closest because a lot of societies have been very discriminatory towards us.
    And while I don’t want to fully go into just how badly my trans siblings, brothers and sisters are doing in terms of anti-trans legislation in the US, I think it’s definitely the sort of thing this kid should reflect on, as in, why were the responses quote on quote “not what I wanted.” For me personally, I would have killed for that type of stuff at this kids’ age. And hell, even know I’m partially in the closet for being nonbinary, and I can’t come out of said closet or else it will be a lot harder to afford my higher education.
    All in all, I agree with click on this full heartedly. I wish for the day when people stop hating towards queer folks. And I’m happy that it’s at least a bit more accepting in the younger side of my generation, even if my own family has been very, very against my identity.
    Edit: it should go without saying, but yes. It’s fucking weird to treat coming out like a gender reveal party.

    • @GretchZ
      @GretchZ 16 днів тому

      I also don’t get why it needs to be a thing at all.
      I’m out, but I don’t talk about it.
      It’s no secret, but I feel zero need to tell anyone unless it comes up.
      I don’t wear flags, but I hood hands with my wife in public, sometimes.
      I’ve had people tell me that I’m “hiding who I am” because of this.

  • @no.name_idea9
    @no.name_idea9 Місяць тому +15

    Idk how it is everywhere else but in Germany collective punishment in schools isn’t allowed at all because it could (and does) encourage bullying, or at least that’s the reason I was told

  • @jounikemppi
    @jounikemppi Місяць тому +630

    That reddit moderator is a nice parody of how Amazon treats KDP publishers. "We blocked your book, but we're not going to tell you why. Guess. If you guess wrongly, we might suspend your account."

    • @keit99
      @keit99 Місяць тому +9

      KDP?

    • @IHaveToSwitchChannels
      @IHaveToSwitchChannels Місяць тому +63

      Kindle Direct Publishing

    • @fortunatecookie
      @fortunatecookie Місяць тому +31

      The US tax system is giving all these people too many ideas

    • @nowitchisanisland
      @nowitchisanisland Місяць тому +7

      I wanted to try KDP... But that sounds like a mess... Maybe it'll be worth it ??

    • @verenabecker2724
      @verenabecker2724 Місяць тому +34

      I sell premade book covers sometimes. Same experience with the site I originally sold then through. "We didn't accept this one, sorry. Why? Good luck figuring it out!"
      I literally contacted their customer service stating I had gone through all of their rules and didn't think I broke one so could they please enlighten me, and their reply was "Just look through the rules."
      I assume it's so they can't be held responsible for shitty decisions and can't get caught up in extended debates about whether something was warranted or not. I really hate this trend.

  • @rolandhansen812
    @rolandhansen812 Місяць тому +567

    The gay plushies are going to trigger So many people. Of course, the kind of people who get triggered over rainbow stuffed toys probably won't be watching Click's videos.

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho Місяць тому +91

      They'd already be upset over a demon plushie to begin with

    • @dalisdiabolical
      @dalisdiabolical Місяць тому +5

      lol fr

    • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
      @Snuggles_the_Unholy Місяць тому +44

      That is why WE must flood their channels with images of cute plushies. Go on the offensive!

    • @rolandhansen812
      @rolandhansen812 Місяць тому +66

      @@Snuggles_the_Unholy Now I'm picturing a bunch of people invading a MAGA convention throwing gay plushies at everyone. 😆😆🤣🤣

    • @purple66666
      @purple66666 Місяць тому +26

      ​@@hiimcrazyfordrwho you can always say it's just a cute red cow with candy horns🐮🍭

  • @Battlesny
    @Battlesny Місяць тому +20

    The guy in the costume at the gym is a side character in his friends story. That tutorial npc who distracts the guards in stealth games so you can learn to sneak.

  • @dutches_s
    @dutches_s Місяць тому +11

    46:36 “this isn’t intrusive thoughts” hearing click say that made me genuinely smile, as someone who has severe ocd, watching how tiktok and instagram have absolutely butchered the definition of intrusive thoughts is really painful, because it makes it harder for people to understand and sympathize with those who actually do suffer from extreme intrusive thoughts, and to understand that its not a fun quirky thing to experience. I appreciate him taking a moment to tell his audience that this is not the correct definition, and in general i just appreciate how whenever click sees misinformation he always takes a moment to call it out and educate his audience even a little bit, its really admirable. Thanks for always correcting misinfo and educating us, click!

  • @cassandracastro2759
    @cassandracastro2759 Місяць тому +314

    You cannot trademark a personal name. However, you can protect your pen name when you're a celebrity. Those are two different kinds of protection.

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +15

      You can't trademark names only ideas. Something can share the same name as something else as long as it's not related to the trademarked thing.

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois Місяць тому +21

      However, at least here (France) you can protect your name if you use it for your business. However it only protects it from the same type of business to use it (so you won't see two bakeries with say, the name Martin on it, but a bakery and a butcher shop? it will probably go) and the protection is gonna be localized. The first Martin Bakery may win if another Martin bakery tries to set shop in the same town, but they will probably not be able to do anything against a Martin Bakery next town.
      But protecting a name just because you don't wanna see your name used by a business while you personally don't use it commercially? not a chance indeed.

    • @archonfett
      @archonfett Місяць тому +1

      especially since the business probably had it first

    • @lustforlike
      @lustforlike 28 днів тому

      @@LGBTQLegend You can definitely trademark names! You can also trademark images that fulfill the purpose of a "mark". You can't copyright a name, however, and neither copyright nor trademark apply to ideas - that would be patents. Patents have a much shorter duration than copyright or trademark for that reason.

  • @noelromerez2034
    @noelromerez2034 Місяць тому +219

    The lady who lied to child services… I hate her. I hate that woman. She’s so evil. She’s going to try and uproot the lives of the kids just because she hates her ex?! I hate her so effing much

    • @sashadoom
      @sashadoom Місяць тому

      And it takes resources away from real cases that could be matters of life-and-death, when many agencies/caseworkers are already stretched too thin... Someone else commented that it's probably made up rage-bait, and I hope that's the case, but it's still a terrible thing to joke about. I'm not hoping someone retaliates, but if they did, well...FAFO, b!tch.

    • @ShinyAvalon
      @ShinyAvalon Місяць тому +22

      I, too, felt a deeply visceral loathing watching that clip. I can only hope that people she knows sees this, start shunning her, and tell her ex so he can sue for child endangerment.

    • @vangu2918
      @vangu2918 Місяць тому +11

      Something like that isn't about the children at all, it's all ego.

    • @ShinyAvalon
      @ShinyAvalon Місяць тому +10

      @@vangu2918 - It's to hurt their father. She just doesn't care how much it hurts _them_ to do it. They're just objects to be used to her.

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO Місяць тому

      What a fucking monster

  • @Nonsequitoria2010
    @Nonsequitoria2010 Місяць тому +17

    29:44 I worked for a Jordanian family when I was in college, and the husband had saved some money for the family to visit relatives in UAE. They were gone for almost a month and brought back all these photos to share with us of the absolute decadence that is UAE, and I remember saying something like, "Wow, I want to go there and see these things for myself someday." And my boss suddenly got very serious, gripped my shoulders and stared directly into my soul and said, "No, habibi, you are not allowed to go there. I forbid it." And I, hearing him at once, nodding in solemn understanding. Very nice family who love America and how easy it is for their daughters to, you know, EXIST here.

  • @HattisFnattis
    @HattisFnattis Місяць тому +22

    The one who called child services hits waaay close to home, but from the other end. A former friend of mine did the same thing. It was the worse year of my life and I was so scared of losing my son.
    I can't understand how people can be so evil.

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Місяць тому +187

    "Why would you get that (car)?"
    My 2008 Chevy Shitbox was $2,000 with only 78,000 miles, why would I *NOT* get it???

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 Місяць тому +4

      😂

    • @suburbanmama0062
      @suburbanmama0062 Місяць тому +11

      Absolutely! I have an old vehicle that I adore and plan to drive until it dies to the point the cost of repair (husband and son DIY) doesn't make sense. Most of our vehicles have been paid off for years or were bought outright. I want to get my truck to at least 300,000 miles. It's not too far off, so it will likely go well beyond that. My truck has some minor issues, but it runs like a champ and looks decent for it's age. I love it and have no desire to get anything else until I have to.

    • @drtaverner
      @drtaverner Місяць тому +8

      My 2008 Rogue came with a bumper-to-bumper 200,000Km warrenty, no time limit. I just hit 96,000Km.
      _Why would I get rid of that???_

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 Місяць тому +7

      Guarantee you that the girl in the video doesn't even know how to drive and/or own any type of vehicle. Also, only a 2008 with only 78,000 miles for $2000 is like winning the lottery.

    • @ShinyAvalon
      @ShinyAvalon Місяць тому +7

      I saw nothing wrong with any of those vehicles. I have no idea what she was on about.

  • @LeaderLamby
    @LeaderLamby Місяць тому +295

    I am autistic and I'm very audio-sensitive. Loud noises make me irritable and sometimes scared, and oftentimes, things that aren't even that loud sound much louder to me, and it's hard to deal with... but I am an adult who is fully capable of recognising that things will be loud and I can't control how much noise other people make... even if they're completely out of line. You need to learn how YOU can handle those situations in a more responsible way. Usually, the only thing I can do is cover my ears, but depending on the context, you can also just put some headphones on or, better yet, walk away. Can't believe a whole ass adult thinks they should be allowed to dictate how noisy KIDS in a PUBLIC SPACE are allowed to be.

    • @keit99
      @keit99 Місяць тому +30

      Or one can ask nicely (when applicable)

    • @LeaderLamby
      @LeaderLamby Місяць тому +20

      @@keit99 Very true, I'm way too shy to do so, so that answer never crossed my mind 💀

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 Місяць тому +18

      Noise canceling headphones have been a blessing to me

    • @LeaderLamby
      @LeaderLamby Місяць тому +14

      @@a.r.mproductions5616 I still haven't bought those! I bet it's a game changer

    • @phantomcide
      @phantomcide Місяць тому +8

      @@LeaderLamby I've had mine for about a year and they absolutely are, barely take them off lol

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. Місяць тому +30

    38:00 if you ever want to see what a psychopath looks like, that's literally it. And I mean the clinic definition of the word.
    Manipulative af, a liar, charming on the surface, and lacking any kind of conscience or empathy for her victim.
    "Oh, I almost ruined your life and took what you love most away. That's rough I guess"

  • @bethanywoll7669
    @bethanywoll7669 Місяць тому +9

    2:12 in a nutshell- I'm gonna cosplay as a racist, and use that as an excuse to act racist, and then get upset when someone reacts as though I'm being racist.

  • @mikideez623
    @mikideez623 Місяць тому +113

    Barbie left the tag on her dress so she could return it after she filmed herself. Which makes it tackier.

    • @TheBlkKat
      @TheBlkKat Місяць тому +3

      Right?! At least tuck in the tag lol

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 Місяць тому +2

      Hopefully, they won't give her a return because that kind of material being dragged across a sidewalk, and all that is going to damage the dress, so I hope she's stuck with it now.

  • @JustinW332
    @JustinW332 Місяць тому +162

    I don't want kids but I don't get people who just straight up hate children for occupying the same space as them. That's the vibe I was getting from the woman in the park.

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 Місяць тому +30

      Yeah, it's not even like it's a confined space, it's a massive park

    • @ShanRenxin
      @ShanRenxin Місяць тому +22

      Not to mention in the amount of time she spent screaming and throwing a tantrum, she could have been 100ft away and forgotten all about them. The arguing was way more effort and way less likely to solve anything than simply walking away!

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies Місяць тому +11

      ​@@ShanRenxin
      Yeah, I can understand quietly seething if you're stuck on a plane with loud kids. But you're walking in a park. The problem will resolves itself in under a minute. Why would you choose to drag things out by throwing a tantrum?

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike Місяць тому +1

      Those kinds of folk make my blood boil tbh. Kids exist. Cope.

  • @NightMint13
    @NightMint13 Місяць тому +14

    In America, anyone in any "customer service" job is basically treated as the customer's slave. Retail and Food Service especially.
    Customers want the employees to bend over backwards to make them happy or they "will take their business elsewhere... "
    I work in a grocery store, and before I went to night shift, when the store is closed, I would have customers yell at me, snap their fingers at me, order me around... And all we are allowed to do was smile at them. If we dare do anything that isn't exactly what they want, they demand to speak to the manager and tell the most outrageous lies on us.... and most of the time they get us in a lot of trouble for it.

  • @fatimacastro8354
    @fatimacastro8354 Місяць тому +9

    Personally I would consider it extremely dangerous to tell someone that they are garbage while they hold a sledgehammer, especially if the purpose is for them to be “alphas”, what kind of alpha would just take that anyway? By their standards at least.

  • @BigFanOfManyThings
    @BigFanOfManyThings Місяць тому +167

    That girl in the gym is the main character for the right reasons, more people should be like her. Telling others about the camera, asking permission for their appearance on camera, telling them they don’t have to leave. Love her, so refreshing ❤

    • @Rein_
      @Rein_ Місяць тому +1

      better just not film, if they want to film do it at home.

  • @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd
    @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd Місяць тому +696

    the click is the only true main character (excluding animals and emotional support demon)

    • @Peggles13
      @Peggles13 Місяць тому +13

      And you :)

    • @someonehavinganidentitycrisis
      @someonehavinganidentitycrisis Місяць тому +11

      ​@@Peggles13, and you :)

    • @Peggles13
      @Peggles13 Місяць тому +19

      @@someonehavinganidentitycrisis WE!
      *soviet anthem intensifies*

    • @char-leewiebe7199
      @char-leewiebe7199 Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +14

      The Click always struck me as more of a supporting role. I'm not saying this offensively. He just strikes me as the supporting character who pops out of the floor or closet randomly during the story to help the hero before disappearing back into his own dimension.

  • @KaraTheGirlie
    @KaraTheGirlie Місяць тому +10

    52:01 ugh this dude wasnt even around when slavery happened, nobody here even had anything to do with slavery. Yet he uses it as an excuse to say hed beat up someone. Prime example of someone who only wants an excuse to hurt someone else. What a freak.

  • @JoRiver11
    @JoRiver11 Місяць тому +10

    That woman who falsely accused her ex of abusing his children fully ENRAGED me. I hope she gets arrested or at least fined for that shit, and I hope that the dad's record gets wiped clean of all the crap she spewed.
    What a💩 game to play. You summed it up very well.
    Plus, when people report legitimate stuff, it's less likely to be taken seriously if it gets misused, and diverts resources away from people who actually need help. Eff that ding dong.

  • @tabithadefee5390
    @tabithadefee5390 Місяць тому +150

    My mom works in construction. There are SO many people like the concrete walking old lady. They blatantly disregard warnings and the fact that construction is going on at all. And when they're mildly inconvenienced, they go total Karen mode.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Місяць тому +21

      I had one glazier tell the story of a construction site where they put in facade windows so big, they had to block of the street. And old people would just walk around the barriers and _right under the crane and the massive panes of triple-insulated glass hanging from it that would smash you flat if they dropped._
      That was right after a lady tried to park in the blocked off spot behind our truck, totally oblivious to the scraping sound one of the cones was making under her car, and almost driving off with it when I yelled at her. Like, I'm not the most aware person, but stuff like that is just … how?

    • @morganablackwater2017
      @morganablackwater2017 Місяць тому +4

      Its like even the yellow and black tape that suppose to stop people to walking into area... Ffs if its low enough they step over it and if its high enough they go under its CRAZY

  • @Monicaerikarita
    @Monicaerikarita Місяць тому +198

    I’ve 100% seen my students working fast food and have a customer sexually harass them, scream at them, threaten them and have walked up, done the disdainful look over (make eye contact, then look them up and down slowly) and said “you embarrass yourself.” Usually they’ll start yelling at me instead, but I will also pull the “Have you found the lord our savior? He did specifically advocate for the decent treatment of children”. Usually more yelling, but now they’re yelling at ME, not my kid, and since I spend 5 days a week being roasted or back talked by teens, you cannot shake me. You cannot. Once they’ve rune out of steam I curl my lip in disgust, turn around, place my order.
    Often times I get people joining in saying “Yeah why are you bullying children?”
    Very effective, I did nothing they can threaten me for, and they LOATHE not being able to ruffle my feathers. Did you know dinosaurs had feathers? I’m that kind of feathered creature.
    Even my students have to TRY to piss me off. I’m art, I’m pretty laid back and as a person see no need for unnecessary escalation, I’m too tired for that. But an adult harassing a kid, any kid, but especially mine, and I am the absolute most acerbic version of myself. I genuinely do feel when an adult has managed to piss me off, they’re children. And anyway, a “teacher toolkit” (American teachers will roll their eyes) being unable to be bothered is one of your best assists. If you argue with a child, you’ve lost. Have I had an off day and done it? Yep. And I look stupid the entire time.

    • @samparker9631
      @samparker9631 Місяць тому +25

      I bet your kids love you and would go to the end of the earth as word gets around how you protect them

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Місяць тому +15

      If my teacher did that I'd make it a point to bring them donuts every day for a month

    • @ShanRenxin
      @ShanRenxin Місяць тому +7

      You legend

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen Місяць тому +3

      You and Dorothy Zbornak. There aren't enough people like this.

    • @Sarika38
      @Sarika38 Місяць тому +5

      The world needs more people like you!❤😊

  • @oddabandon
    @oddabandon Місяць тому +13

    26:33 Click, Click, it's the third or fourth time you've seen and reacted to this exact vod. You even had a prediction that you'd forget... damn. Prophet Click lmao

  • @GameXpert64
    @GameXpert64 Місяць тому +9

    32:39 This is precisely why I will never ever go to a gym. I don’t feel like having my face posted on some girl’s Instagram story because I happen to glance her way for half a second while she was bent over because there was someone next to me and now all of a sudden, I’m being labeled a pervert. Thank goodness for people like Joey Swoll who come in here defending the actual innocent.

  • @cstart100
    @cstart100 Місяць тому +165

    For the motor boat one:
    It's even worse than that. I'm a Sea Scout and we have to learn Give Way ocean laws. For the purpose of lawful wrongdoing, the rule basically boils down to "if you are more maneuverable than the other vessel, you give way" so a motorized small boat is always going to be more maneuverable than a paddle-powered boat. So it's not courtesy/similar, it's law, especially for the purposes of liability like this. (As note, as far as I learned in Sea Scouts, this is internationally recognized, not just the US where I live)

    • @nikkafrog
      @nikkafrog Місяць тому +15

      Same idea with vehicles in a lot of ways. When i was learning how to drive a hilo, i was taught i had that right of way. A person can move a lot quicker than a hilo carrying heavy shaky loads. Only in designated areas did i have to yield to people. Mainly the door coming out of the lunch room. I have seen some near misses because some new person treated it like car and walked out in front of the hilo, expecting them to stop for them. Semi trucks should really be treated the same, but sadly it is not. My dad used to drive semi's. Only the ones hauling dangerous to stop loads have the right of way because it would kill so many if they tried to suddenly stop.

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 Місяць тому +12

      It's similar with aircraft: balloons have the right of way because they can't steer, only change altitude- and not very quickly.

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 Місяць тому +6

      It looked like the kayaker just missed getting caught by the blades of the boat’s motor too. 😨

    • @shroomian2739
      @shroomian2739 Місяць тому +5

      Can confirm, international sailing school in Vermont and Quebec both have mentioned these Right-of-Way structures. As far as I know, from lowest to highest right of way:
      Jet Skis
      Any motorized boats

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora Місяць тому

      It depends on the state in the USA. When I was growing up, middle school, as part of gym class we took hunter's education, boater's education, and applied for licenses in both, but our state has decent coastline and our school district is near a lake, with my city built right against it, and hunting is pretty common. We learned about right of way, signaling for both day and night, and how the rules differ by the power of your craft. Gonna date myself but that was the late 90s.
      Unfortunately, many states now don't require more than a driver's license for a car to operate a watercraft, and people get DANGEROUS out there! They go to the sandbar and drink and party all day, then boat home at night at ridiculous speeds, still intoxicated mind you. The police don't patrol much so if something bad happens, well, drowned person, head injury, lacerations, etc. Not to mention the idiots who go too close to the dam.
      Resort cities often don't require licenses or knowledge for crafts under a certain power, like that fishing boat with a tiny motor, so tourists pay a rental and deposit and off they go! It's so dangerous.

  • @MatchaBerrii
    @MatchaBerrii Місяць тому +97

    Lady in the pink shirt yelling because the kids were reminded me of the time a lady was complaining about kids skateboarding…at the skate park….she was complaining that the teenagers skating made the area look intimidating and ‘gangster riddled’

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Місяць тому +21

      Werent there some pretty famous older skater too or was it a different video? I skated in the 90s (before my knees got dodgy) and got yelled even sitting on my board at a bus stop, “dont you have nothing better to do” - like sir, Im just waiting for a bus, what else am I supposed to do here..

    • @MatchaBerrii
      @MatchaBerrii Місяць тому +15

      @@janemiettinen5176 right?? Besides it’s literally in the bloody name ‘skate’ park.she literally said “you kids look like a group of thugs hanging around here,why don’t you hang around somewhere else?” Like lady….that’s what the park was made for???

  • @jaginaiaelectrizs6341
    @jaginaiaelectrizs6341 Місяць тому +5

    36:12 - He also had his back turned to them, whereas they were forward facing and looking right at him!

  • @thedemolitionmuniciple
    @thedemolitionmuniciple Місяць тому +13

    42:56 "made this my identity"? Yeah I'm gonna call ragebait on this one. Maybe I'm having a mindfart but does that not sound like any way any LGBTQIA+ person would ever describe it? People are who they are, and have aspects of themselves other than gender or sexuality that combine to make them who they are, not that they choose to make who they are.
    Again, maybe a brainfart, but I'm definitely suspicious of it

    • @jasperhollow664
      @jasperhollow664 Місяць тому +5

      I agree, it sounds like a right wing person wants to mock gay people.

  • @kylebaryonyx9478
    @kylebaryonyx9478 Місяць тому +103

    If my date told me they wouldn't get in to go on our date because of the car I drive, I'd be thanking my lucky stars that they showed me their red flags and judgmental personality before I got invested lol

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 Місяць тому +9

      Agreed, it's great when they show them up front! I have a 2010 Ford Focus and it's in great condition with low milage for it's age. All I care about is that it get me to point A to point B. There's no reason to get another car to have something "better" when this is working just fine. Plus I like not having car payments. 🙂

    • @shhhhhhh9328
      @shhhhhhh9328 Місяць тому

      Yeah! Car manufacturers really should use clips like this to advertise their cars.
      Show a young guy shopping for a new car, obviously wanting an expensive import but settles for a Prius. Show another guy (who maybe bought the Porsche the young guy had wanted) going on a date with this tiktok bish and receiving nothing but entitled posturing and insults, ending the date with a petty argument. Show that same bish doing the same to a guy in a Lexus / an Audi, a Ferrari. Then show her arrogantly rejecting the young guy who pulls up in his Prius. But instead of being disappointed or hurt, he just laughs and pats the console of his car. "Don't take it hard, buddy. I'd say we're better of without that one." "Save yourself the time and drama. Drive a Prius."

    • @callsignapollo_
      @callsignapollo_ Місяць тому +2

      Fr, my Impala was previously owned by an old woman who only drove it to the store, the casino, and the mechanic. I dont care that it's retirement white and grey and doesnt even have a bluetooth radio, it was $4k and i gotta get to work somehow.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 Місяць тому +2

      @@callsignapollo_ that's so ironic because my car was also owned by an older couple who gave up their license! They took care of it well. That's why the milage on my car is extremely low. Plus working from home the past few years helped.

  • @drtaverner
    @drtaverner Місяць тому +86

    9:59, she also filmed their consent, which should be standard practice, and only distributed consensual participants.
    More of this, please humanity! This is what respecting consent looks like.

  • @Suited_Nat
    @Suited_Nat Місяць тому +7

    39:12 yeah that’s insane- I feel horrible for the kids. Imagine a new parent like figure comes into your life and then gets you put into foster care for this shit- over literal falsified evidence.
    That’s super horrific, considering how bad the US foster care and adoption system is already, specifically for the kids who are put into such things.

  • @clemdane
    @clemdane Місяць тому +4

    "Not your Barbie Girl" - tell me you're not over your ex without telling me you're not over your ex

  • @claveworks
    @claveworks Місяць тому +124

    Insulting someone armed with a sledgehammer is pretty much the stupidest thing I've seen this month....

    • @GretchZ
      @GretchZ Місяць тому +8

      But they’re insecure enough to buy into that rhetoric AND think they’re not good enough to follow through.

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 Місяць тому

      That's why they needed the course, isn't it? of they already were "real men" (TM) they would have used the sledgehammer at the first insult

    • @claveworks
      @claveworks Місяць тому +1

      @@GretchZ Getting in shape is fine, but becoming a cartoon-character strongman just means you'll never find well-fitting clothes ever again....

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o Місяць тому +85

    14:57
    "Only my 90 year old grandpa should drive this [Honda truck]"
    Your grandpa sounds more fun than you, to be honest

  • @brassbuckles
    @brassbuckles Місяць тому +7

    The lady calling for the cake for 120 people (absolutely impractical for less than a day in advance!) can't believe the baker spoke to her like that, but yet she was calling the baker slurs. I mean, if you're gonna do that, you better not even try to order a cake or any other kind of food from the person you insulted. Not only can they just refuse you, but it might be worse if they don't.

    • @Absbabs88
      @Absbabs88 Місяць тому

      I honestly don't know why that conversation went on as long as it did, especially that long at night. Smells staged otherwise.

  • @janus1958
    @janus1958 Місяць тому +6

    27:41 " I did nothing wrong." People keep using this phrase. I don't think it means what they think it does.

  • @nannywhumpers5702
    @nannywhumpers5702 Місяць тому +110

    My SO had lung cancer, he couldn't walk far at all. Perfectly healthy looking otherwise, and people would give us such looks when we parked in the disabled parking.

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 Місяць тому +19

      Recently, my dad was sitting in the car in a parking lot, waiting for my mom to finish shopping. He watched a seemingly healthy woman come out and walk to a truck parked in a handicap space. She opened the door, sat on the seat, and removed her leg and placed it on the passenger seat before closing the door and driving away.
      He said he was very glad he hadn't said anything to her.

    • @Mar_Selcouth
      @Mar_Selcouth Місяць тому +5

      I feel that, I'm tired of people looking bad just cause you look healthy. Hope he gets better
      ( つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ )⁠つ

    • @nannywhumpers5702
      @nannywhumpers5702 Місяць тому +3

      @@Mar_Selcouth ❤💛

    • @GretchZ
      @GretchZ Місяць тому +2

      I’m not looking forward to dealing with that.
      My knee stopped working correctly a few months ago and I just haven’t gotten around to doing all the stuff…
      I look younger than I am, for the same reason my joints suck (EDS).
      I went to the grocery store the other day and the limp I have to do to keep my knee from going the wrong direction left me absolutely exhausted, and I spent most of the time wrestling the cart to keep it from getting away from me.
      but I didn’t use the motorised cart, because I was there alone and didn’t want to deal with Karen giving me shit.

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +1

      Mine has both Crohn's Disease and a clotting issue that resulted in a rare surgery to clear her nearly dead lungs out. When anyone complains about her not being disabled, she pulls the neck of her shirt down to show them the scar on her sternum where they opened her up and sawed off her ribcage.

  • @maxattacks25
    @maxattacks25 Місяць тому +81

    34:11 not only slander, but sexual harassment. A male could NOT do this and come out with no consequences.

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Місяць тому

      Yeah imagine some idiot whipping it out in public in front of a random woman, filming her looking, and claiming she wanted him.

    • @Psnrspxb
      @Psnrspxb Місяць тому +7

      Yeah if a guy flashed a woman he would rightly be jailed immediately and so should that OF model bc she flashed someone then slandered her victim all to promote her porn career it's absolutely vile and I hope charges are pressed. Also as a gay dude I'm always paranoid about coming off as a creep to people so this would absolutely ruin me mentally.

  • @jjmblue7
    @jjmblue7 Місяць тому +8

    There are two reasons people mistreat retail/fast food/destaudant employees. The first is that the employee usually can't stand up for themself fight back without getting fired, and the second is that the assholes see retail/fast food/restaurant employees as less than human (or at best lesser humans) and not worthy of common decency. I know from ysars of retail food service experience.

  • @helstok178
    @helstok178 Місяць тому +10

    As someone who works retail and is frequently put on self-service machines. We aren't there to just watch you. We're there to fix the machines (if an issue occurs that we can fix), help people who need help with items (such as them being heavy or awkwardly shaped), struggle with the machines, and look after 6+ machines and the customers on them (think of it as someone manning multiple tills). I've seen shops with 20 self-service machines before, that's a lot to look after. Whilst also being there to answer questions and stop people from stealing stuff through the self-service area.
    Another point: If there are no tills open and you need a till because you have a trolley, ask if one can be opened. 9 times out of 10 there will be one available if you ask

  • @MilesProwerTailsFox
    @MilesProwerTailsFox Місяць тому +103

    The store blue ivy, had the copyright for 20 years, literally the copyright of the brand name, not just a tiny store, had a brand name registered and had the copyright, this is like calling your son Microsoft and then suing Microsoft for the name

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers Місяць тому +10

      Trademark, not copyright, and yes it matters, very different set of laws and how they apply.

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant Місяць тому

      Well that store may not be in business much longer given the legal fees if Bouncy decides to sue. It's not about who's right, it's about who's rich.

    • @MilesProwerTailsFox
      @MilesProwerTailsFox Місяць тому +2

      @@Alverant doesn't matter, she will never get the rights for it anyway

    • @SammiAu
      @SammiAu Місяць тому +9

      i remember a few years back when Kylie Jenner tried to trademark the name Kylie. What she failed to realise was there was an internationally famous [Australian] singer called Kylie Minogue that had been popular in Ausralia and many other countries since before she was born but she [Jenner] thought that SHE was the culturally recognized KYLIE

    • @MilesProwerTailsFox
      @MilesProwerTailsFox Місяць тому +6

      @@SammiAu Kylie it's a common name and literally cannot legally be copyrighted

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 Місяць тому +99

    6:27 "Not your Barbie girl" still has the price tag on her dress. 😂
    How much do you want to bet she brought it back to the shop afterwards?

    • @g.e.m.gdynamight7613
      @g.e.m.gdynamight7613 Місяць тому +13

      The funny thing is, someone made a response to it. *guitar plucking* "You're insecure."

  • @Longingtobesomeone
    @Longingtobesomeone Місяць тому +7

    22:50 self burn, those are rare. Also, where's the question he was asking?

  • @M-Playz-Solo
    @M-Playz-Solo Місяць тому +17

    24:13 “Solid 9 in USA” yeah, says the stick bug with plastic enhancements.

  • @edwinmaster7326
    @edwinmaster7326 Місяць тому +105

    1:16 You can't spell "pride month" without "de mon"
    or "pie moth"

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 Місяць тому +24

      As yes, the pie moth demon

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 Місяць тому +21

      ​@@thenexus8384I'm... not sure what a pie moth demon is, but I think I want one.

    • @ShinyAvalon
      @ShinyAvalon Місяць тому +8

      The common pie moth, _Tinea crusta,_ is an elusive creature which lays its eggs in wild berry patches. Occastionally, the tiny cocoons wind up in a cook's pie. Since the pupae's development is speeded by heat, this has occasionally led to a grown moth emerging from a cooling pie crust, which gives the species its colloquial name.

    • @nanyur3013
      @nanyur3013 Місяць тому

      ​​@@WarpigA23same

    • @asilnorahc8910
      @asilnorahc8910 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ShinyAvalonyou make this sound like an actual existing thing but you never know on the internet when something is educational or well written trolling. I appreciate either, be it prank or information. Now i'm gokng to Google "pie moth" and see for myself.

  • @forevernever3837
    @forevernever3837 Місяць тому +148

    This comment is probably gonna get lost, but I wanted to thank you. Two years ago, I was ashamed to think that I was perhaps not exactly straight. A year ago, I discovered you and not only did I discovered that people actually could see us as normal humans beings but also that it was okay for me to be gay.
    So again, thank you for being there because your content, whatever it is, helps me being more confident in my huge gayness.
    (And of course I'll buy one of the rainbow plushie, I adore them)

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho Місяць тому +11

      Proud of you

    • @friendlygamerwhale9967
      @friendlygamerwhale9967 Місяць тому +7

      hell yeah (emotional support demon reference)

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Місяць тому +5

      heck yeah ^^ you do you. and what makes you happy.
      like my mom always said: as long as you are happy i am happy. and dont get annoyed by the haters :)

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill Місяць тому +4

      Hell yeah! Be a gay icon 🔥🔥💯

    • @frankpaiz5657
      @frankpaiz5657 Місяць тому +2

      Welcome to the big gay world 🎉😊

  • @kalium06
    @kalium06 Місяць тому +6

    2:39 In Germany we literally have a female politician who is married to a woman but says that sie isn't queer. She is in a mostly homophobic and right party...
    So there sadly are people who use this "no homo" strategy for real💀

    • @helion2018
      @helion2018 Місяць тому

      Wait, what's her name? I'm german, but U have never heard of her-

    • @kalium06
      @kalium06 Місяць тому +3

      @@helion2018 Alice Weidel. I saw an interview in which she said that she isn't queer

    • @jasperhollow664
      @jasperhollow664 14 днів тому

      OH Alice Weidel die gute. I don't remember if it's her or her wife, but one of them comes from another country too.... she's in a hyper-racist anti-immigration party •-•

  • @FoolishWeasel
    @FoolishWeasel Місяць тому +3

    The exact moment click said what actually happens at a 3 day alpha male bootcamp an add came up. And I didn't even notice.
    It was two little boys throwing a tantrum during their martial arts class...
    I thought it was the actual video.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 Місяць тому +224

    Collective punishment was always stupid. Like, what's it supposed to teach you anyway? That making others suffer is good? It always felt like an excuse for people that had shitty upbringings to lash out against other people without consequences.

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 Місяць тому +27

      The idea behind punishing the group for the faults of the individual is two-fold: 1) It makes the individual work harder to not let the group down, and 2) The group "motivates" the individual to do better outside the eyes of their superiors.

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 Місяць тому +44

      @@sintanan469 I get the idea but in practice it never seems to go that way, especially the second point. Again it all just seems like an excuse to be dicks to people without consequences but this is the view of someone from the outside as I've never been part of the army as it was no longer mandatory when I turned 18

    • @morgangrosdidier1654
      @morgangrosdidier1654 Місяць тому +4

      ​@Ashurman666 it depends on the group how well it works, honestly. Both in size of the group and the personality of the group members

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +18

      You mean collective punishment? Corporal punishment is just when one person is punished at a workplace or school.
      And yeah lot of it is just people wanting power and control over others or following a blind doctrine that makes them deluded into thinking they're making a difference by punishing others.

    • @trixfox45
      @trixfox45 Місяць тому +19

      In my primary school if even one kid acted out all of us got punished. It would actually start some more kids acting out as well and genuinely made me considering sometimes if I should join.
      (just not what I like to do so I didn't, but it just was unfair that everyone got punished.
      So why not act out? you are gonna get punished even if you don't do anything.)

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 Місяць тому +174

    I get to be the main character,
    You get to be the main character,
    He gets to be the main character,
    She gets to be the main character,
    They get to be the main character,
    EVERYONE GETS TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!

    • @keit99
      @keit99 Місяць тому +11

      Remember you can be the Main character if you don't bother anyone else

    • @LGBTQLegend
      @LGBTQLegend Місяць тому +9

      And that's how our DnD group came to be.

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Місяць тому +2

      So I am the main character when I’m on the crapper? Yay I guess, actually it is enough for me.😂❤🎉

    • @christophercuston
      @christophercuston Місяць тому

      ​@RuthBhmand No your turd is the MC now, your God.

    • @oktena
      @oktena Місяць тому

      Everyone but the people who are assholes

  • @tammyboy2084
    @tammyboy2084 Місяць тому +3

    As someone who has worked with self checkouts (SCO) for over a decade now, allow me to let you in on something:
    They *DO* pay you to use them. That 60p bottle of own-brand soft drink you just bought? If they were employing more people to keep the main bank checkouts open, they’d charge you £1 or more for it.
    So, yeah, they *are* paying you to do it yourself, and they’re paying you *better* than us.
    And you want the attendant, who has to watch *all* of the SCOs at the same time and watch for everyone who needs help, to stop helping everyone else just to do your transaction for you, leaving other customers to wait for you to finish?
    Shop somewhere else.

  • @Kohana07
    @Kohana07 Місяць тому +7

    41:47 do we see a theater kid in the making 😅

  • @Mentally_Unstable_Fangirl
    @Mentally_Unstable_Fangirl Місяць тому +74

    Every cat is the main character actually. We have three cats and all of them are literally the main characters

    • @gwenpicchi5719
      @gwenpicchi5719 Місяць тому +4

      That is very true for my cat. She runs the house and owns everything in it despite us being the one that pays for all the stuff. She also has Dory brain and asks for treats a lot, then we're lucky if she eats her actual food.

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Місяць тому +4

      Agreed. Our orange boi just ate the turkey from my sandwich, while I was making more coffee and just looked at me like “whatcha gonna do, Im cute & cuddly”. Then the tortie jerk came about and licked even the butter off, throwing very similar vibes. No brekkie for me.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Місяць тому +82

    39:26 It doesn't even have to result in removal to damage the kids. They now will have anxiety that they could be taken away at any time and no longer feel safe in their own home. That woman has turned the social worker into the boogieman and if they actually did need help in the future they're less likely to seek it out.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Місяць тому +6

      Yup. I have an extended family member who threatened to call in false CPS claims in an attempt to control my parents. Fortunately my dad got us set up with legal protection on speeddial and nothing came of it, but that tension and anxiety still absolutely trickles down.

    • @glenseigers3917
      @glenseigers3917 Місяць тому

      That wh*** should be in jail for that .

    • @AfungusoftheLungusAmongus
      @AfungusoftheLungusAmongus Місяць тому +3

      Can confirm. We got CPS called on our parents for stupid and unfounded reasons. Whoever called CPS 3 fucking times instead of (y'know) ASKING US WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING holds a special place in hell. I had anxiety for 5 years that someday I could get taken away from some of the best parents in the world to god knows where. The 2nd and 3rd times I saw CPS I fucking panicked the whole time, and I worried that in a week from now I might wake up with a different family that I hadn't known for 9-14 years. I'm honestly not sure if that counts as trauma or not, but I feel like it does.

  • @xarvist0
    @xarvist0 Місяць тому +6

    14:24 she is FOR SURE that one girl that won’t let her crush/boyfriend be friends with people of the opposite sex, the type that won’t even let another girl breathe next to her guy before making herself the victim

  • @NotSoMuchFrankly
    @NotSoMuchFrankly Місяць тому +5

    The girl at 20:24 was yelling "Bombastic side eye" for those who couldn't hear. IDK if it worked. She got two but most of the looks were more like 'Huh? What's happening?' and 'WTF?' straight on.

  • @sephaeletvoid3757
    @sephaeletvoid3757 Місяць тому +74

    I've seen that last clip about the baker lady a few times now, and it just reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "poor planning on your end does not make it an emergency or priority for me"

  • @tummytub1161
    @tummytub1161 Місяць тому +89

    Omg, I could write a book here!
    Instead I'm going to explain something that is very dear to me.
    Rules on the water:
    -Muscle goes before wind, wind goes before motor.
    -Large goes before small (large is 20m+)
    -Work goes before pleasure
    That's why I transport goods with my Viking longboat

    • @NotSoMuchFrankly
      @NotSoMuchFrankly Місяць тому +10

      My small submarine goes first and no one's the wiser.

  • @sirleopold2378
    @sirleopold2378 Місяць тому +9

    okay unpopular opinion probably but I'm pretty critical of the parent in the 40:15 clip. yes this guy is an absolute moron and he's gonna end up hurting people, but if you see someone flailing around in public why would you walk your baby right up to them? that's just stupid.

    • @ingloriousbetch4302
      @ingloriousbetch4302 Місяць тому

      This. She fully saw what he was doing and actively CHOSE to walk her kids right into his path. He's a d-bag, but she's negligent AF.

  • @Sinlessdoor
    @Sinlessdoor Місяць тому +7

    34:00 she racked up 3 three felonies, she better go ghost or she is ending up in prison