Count Dankula Live - Comedy Unleashed
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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5 seconds later the Metropolitan police arrested everyone there for laughing
Pick up that can
@Talorc MacAllan aye fucking disgusting mate. How dare they hurt that vegan, transgender, SJW, pansexuals feelings
Oyy mate got a licence for that chuckle?
@Talorc MacAllan Oh dear oh dear, another UKIP supporter i see. It's very bold of you too assume there are only that many. There are actually 1,392,245,379,452,739,361 genders thank you very much
@Talorc MacAllan ive just given up with British politics
laughing at comedy is a hate crime, smirking is a gateway drug.
@@chucklessavini1778 Fuck, you made me smirk. Guess my future is settled now ;)
If the sentence is dead, I'll bring my own noose so I can save them the troubles.
I see someone has watched equilibrium once or twice lol
YAY! I was the 2,000th 'like'. :3
Facecrime
You'll never be Amy Schumer, Dankula.
Thank Christ.
+Shadenfreude41 You *want* him to be Miss Piggy? Is *that* a diss?
Anyone but Schumer
Dankula does a Leather Special?
need more unfunny funny sounds and talking about genitals
Ngl you had us on the first half
This should be a TED Talk
Koop RED Talk*
Yes it should but there unfortunately will always be people who reject facts and logic.Antifa seems to be full of those kind of people.
Red red pill
This is *_better_* than a TED talk. Also, the audience is smarter here too, at a Ted talk the audience would be AT LEAST 60% liberals so they wouldn't get the jokes, they would think he's being serious and give him an applause XD
This is better than any ted talk
Asked a friend how he liked living in Communist Russia. He said he couldnt complain.
This is an old joke, and yet I still laughed.
Takes me back to when the breadlines were short and the gulags had flushing toilets.
damn i heard a duch comedian (theo maassen) use it in the context of a relationship like 15 year ago too, "the relationship is goood, i can't complain... she doesn't allow me to"
@@Rajamak just go mow in Russian -Federation- Fascistion (USSR 2.0 ) and will seen. Or North Korea.
😂 well played sir
If you were waiting for the cops to come and arrest you, this should do the trick. lol
Dank, this is your "calling," so to speak, and I hope you stick with the stand-up. You're a natural! Keep at it and you're going places. 😷👍
Meh it was okay ... Nothing I haven't heard before though
@@unclesam7886 Doesnt make it less true / funny / scary though.
As much as it bothers me to admit that you're right, @Loredan, I must agree with ya. Free speech is once again under fire and being fully weaponized like everything else around us. Maybe underground clubs will be the wave of the future? They'd be like the old Speak Easy's during the alcohol Prohibition years here in the states.
A star is born. I look forward to your netflix special in 10 years.
Cameron Monk if Netflix is still alive in 10 years something it going wrong
Wokglock * Netflix has been eating everything and everyone for years, and is mulling over creating theaters.
What makes you think they’d die in 10 years?
I really hope that happens
Have you seen the shit they put out on Netflix? He's too funny for them. Also he's a huwhite male.
and a fuckin scotsman, worst of all
i wanted to like this comment but i has 666 likes. dont fuck it up people.
We literally have to have speakeasys for comedy now.
communism.ppt
Well if you're unfunny and use the same Trump jokes over and over, you could get your own late night show.
@@Nytephyre Update log 1.7: Removed the "Orange man bad" cheat code. Previously gave users their own prime-time TV shows
@@Mikesapien what a mad lad
And that's when I walk in in a Nazi uniform and say "You all think this is a joke, huh?"
Now no journalist can ever claim your not a comedian. Good show bud.
He has done gigs before. Journalists just lie.
*you're
True. Now they will describe him as a "painfully unfunny comedian".
Can you imagine the fireworks if you had trained your girlfriend's pug to deliver this?
rieskimo Who do you think is operating the slides :)
Venezuelan here, thank you so much mate!
DaveTheAsbestos and the left stilll wants it
Yeah no
Stay strong in the face of adversity brother. Hopefully things will turn around for you guys soon.
so are things getting worse?
@@Rainaman- Yes, people report on new horrible shit through twitter on a daily basis. Many more people eating from the trash, babies facing risk of death on the hospitals due services malfunction, government killing indigenous people to take control of the border to stop the aid and plenty more.
Now the Maduro regime has resorted to pay fucking youtubers to spread their propaganda. I'm doing my best debunking their lies on twitter and UA-cam but I don't have as many followers. You can find me on twitter @DaveTheAsbestos
@@daviddonoso6577 Venezuela vlogs are hilarious. Regime kids and paid actors roaming about and pretending things are fine.
More of this Dank, very funny. The bigger and better you get the less you can be shut out.
You should've said,
There's millions of pros and absolutely no cons.
Because all the cons were murdered.
I see a sargon lurking in the audience.
Where?
@@Nocure92 in the side shots in the left hand side.
TheBulstrom 0:47 in behind the first row, turn up brightness, you can see him with his lovely beard.
It's a room full of boomers
Laughing all the way to the Gulags Camp. :-)
George Carlin is "smiling down" on you right now for this performance. Well done. BTW, the "smiling down" thing is actually a George Carlin joke reference.
I bet he's looking up at us, screaming.
MAY JOE PESCI BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
I was expecting it to be shite - I was wrong
It was good Shite.
I knew the front row was a bad place for me to sit. My ugly mug all over the screen.
Not So Obvious you can occasionally make me out :P
Wish i couldve experienced this live
Who was the person in the front row that had their face blurred in post production?
I thought that was you
That was you? I thought it was someone with an ass for a face.
3 years later this set is still funny
Really - was it communism that caused the British comedy to be destroyed?
Good grief. The conservative, right leaning have become the new beatnik subculture. I never thought I'd see the day.
rofyle Which means it will mainstream and become more conservative in the next 15-20 years.
And on top of that the far left has become the new Puritans with all the censorship of jokes and triggering, since when was it the left's job to clutch their pearls at the first sign of violence or abuse?
@@tonystark8757 The left has always been just as guilty of this though. They have always clutched their pearls at the first sign of resistance to the cultural changes they try to force upon others. I mean, who do you think started the MeToo movement? And who do you think is responsible for turning Twitter into a cesspool? Who do you think scours the internet searching to destroy the lives of anyone who resists their elitist propaganda? They've always been this way.
Dank isn’t a Conservative. He’s a Libertarian, and Centre-Right at most. He’s basically a Classical Liberal like Sargon, but a bit more libertarian.
Yeah. By the time, I'm 40, I'll be a democrat fighting for what I'm fighting for now. Just, y'know, against the right. Either side will go insane if you let them have power for too long...
I'm in Los Angeles, so I can play this as loud as I want. Everyone will think it's serious, and I'll be just fine.
Lol
you have a serious infestation over there though, to be sure....
@@joeywantstoplay I'm well-armed with the sword of facts and the shield of logic.
Can't believe I've just found this gold the day before the election
Were you devasted by the results ?? O was so excited about Corbyns plan to take 10 percent of every company. The government is always so effective there is never any corruption or bloat..
Dank found his new calling in life.
Smashing stuff mate! And nice one being the bad Nazi man the BBC hired 😂
...only to be edited out of the show because of fake twitter outrage...
feelsbadman
@@ambrieee866 wait did he really get edited out what a fucking joke! it was pretty obvious in the first place retards would lose their shit over this because of what the BBC themselves put out about him!!!
No way hahahaha of course, I forgot we live in the most ridiculous time line, wtf man?
What are you talking about citizen, the BBC would never hire a Nazi so stop thinking such things. If you continue to have think these wrong things then the BBC will be forced to take you away and fix your memories.
@Internet Police Please officer, I'm sorry, don't send me to the Gulag!
I want you to know, this is now going to be my go to “why we need communism” meme
The fucking double take at 45 Million Deaths kills me every time, he plays up that sense of panic so well.
Absolutely outstanding sir !!
Tolerance
BY FORCE
That shit really got me lol
The big, friendly capital letters sold the joke for me
Damn... that was really funny... like, actually LAUGHING funny, not like sitting there, emotionless, thinking to myself "ha that was funny" but ACTUALLY _FUCKING_ *_LAUGHING_*
Damn. I expected to maybe chuckle a bit.. Didn't expect to cry laughing.
*Absolutely brilliant !*
*DARK HUMOR IS DANK HUMOR :)*
As a fan from the US, your videos are fantastic and hilarious! Keep it up Dank
Awesome!!! Love Count Dankula!
Brilliant! You’re doing the work of the angels.
Great job!
Just watched this two times in a row, laughing like a maniac the whole time.
Fantastic, we need more of this
Savagely on point!
You rock! We voted for you in the 2021 Scottish elections!
A work of ART!!!!!
This was bloody brilliant man, as some have said you've found your new calling in life!
Communism: No food and everybody dies.
*MERRY CHRISTMAS!!*
This was simple but brilliant!
Absolutely Brilliant!
This Aged impeccably
Keep coming back to this
Fantastic
We need more of your shows posted!
I always wondered what Dank would be like on a stage. Pretty unique presentation. Loved it!!
Amazing work, very impressed by everything that went into this. You're gonna go far man!
The best stand up I've heard in years, thanks Dankula!
Brilliant! Loved it, man.
Do more comedy! I also strongly think you should tour America, people would LOVE to see this kind of comedy style and you don't have to worry so much about being legally punished for your speech.
Please, more of this.
article 7 is an actual quote from the quran.
They started a BBQ so they can cook themselves up... nothing.
This is perfect.
It's the head whip at "45 Million de-" that got me.
Every so often, I come back to this video, just for giggles - and to confirm that I made the right decision.
Love it, great job!
A live UA-cam video. Love it lol
Genuine laugh out loud Dank, fantastically funny. Encore !
"Neo Nazi reads Mein Kampf to Audience and advocates killing Jews to thunderous applause"
Still holds true
Please for the love of god do more stuff like this. This was absolutely hilarious and I loved every second of it.
daft tories in the crowd laughing thinking 'this is just what daddy would say'
If you ever come to Tucson in America I'll pay for all the drinks Dank
Once I saw Sargon in the audience I could not unsee him.
Where??
animulord_48 in the audience lol
You've been planning this all along you sneaky Devil
I really enjoyed your show, funny as hell
Interesting that one person in the entire crowd (in the front row) had their face blurred. I wonder the circumstances.
I mean strictly speaking we do want to be intolerant of intolerance, but it would help if we could actually identify intolerance for real. Theocratic fascists from the Islamic world, speech/thought police, these are what come to mind.
I'd have to agree, coming from a guy who lives isolated from almost everyone waiting for a civil war to kick off from leftists, that although the idea of the intolerance of intolerance is a good idea (Hence why the constitutional bill of rights exist), Far left and even "self proclaimed socialists" warp the idea of communism to make it sound better than it actually is. The left and right is just going on about one big steaming fit to try and turn over as many people as it can to their side, which, due to the PC world we live in, makes suppression of free speech even easier. Individual thought is a joke once you start watching any news outlet. This includes even *world* news: (such as C-SPAN and other stuff) and libertarian media, as most people don't even know what's going on outside of the country. Think for yourself. I for one have seen the yellow jacket anarchists in France robbing banks, and I also know that if the presidential election, no, *when* the presidential election of 2020 kicks off, it'll only be a matter of time before the LGBTQ+++++ attempts to "overthrow the government for justice!" When in actuality, they want a solely autocratic and blind state that they can control. It's ridiculous how much the news covers up. Just last *week* the country of Israel was extorted for money by an extremist group who previously wanted no money when originally offered compensation! The entirety of American politics is a fucking joke to keep people from opening their eyes to what is dangerous and growing right in front of their damn faces! That's why they go on for three days about the same damn story and a day later go right back to it, covering it for hours upon hours! The reason most of our troops haven't come home from war yet is because *certain politicians* are keeping them stranded over there because they know that the military will try to fight back once they initiate their socialist takeover. It will be a bloodbath. You can be in an apartment complex and see a girl with rainbow covered hair come up and blast a guys brain all over the wall, his kid crying in the corner as she picks up the kid and slits his throat for being a "Christian Nazi faggot" and there will be a lynch mob of people just like her killing off all who disagree with their own morphed way of thinking, and getting away with it using shit rhetoric and straw man decoys. I am utterly disgusted with the state of affairs and I only hope that if you ever read this message it will for once in my life, *Open, your, eyes.*
I'll also answer any questions you have, as I frankly do not give a shit if I get put on a watchlist. Thank you for reading if you or anyone else made it this far, and may God or whatever you believe in bless you in return.
@@spasticswitcheroo9004 more line breaks will make that much easier to read. That wall of text does not scream "read me".
Wonderful set, hilarious.
Love this set, great job thanks!
Man great job, that act was absolutely fucking hilarious
spot on punchline at the end.
This man should be on tour.
That was like a condensed form of education. All my favorite teachers love sarcasm and humour!
Fucking epic :D - What comedy SHOULD be allowed to be when it wants.
Anyone know when this was recorded? Thanks
Backyard Comedy Club, East London last Monday
It was very funny save for the photo of the execution.
Brilliant!
This was pretty darn good.
Anyone who thinks that Nazi pug thing was not a joke and is offended by it needs to just accept that he's redeemed himself now with this
My favourite TED talk.
Dope set, Dank! Only wish it was longer. This may be your true calling!
Lmaoooo
This is a glorious comedy set.
I'm gonna be honest, Dank. I haven't heard anything new here, and I'm rather disappointed.
its depressing how this video accurately predicted 2024/25
Brilliant.
Is that Sargon i see in the crowd?
A journalist is clipping the audio of you saying “there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him” as we speak
don't give them ideas
Yo CDTV crazy seeing you here
"journalist"
2007 gang
Or just crop the image at 4:54
They baked such good bread that people would line up all the way down the street for it!
Worth dying for you might say?
It's always the best bread when it's the only bread being made
THAT'S A GOOD THING
@@yochaiwyss3843
That you Bernie?
Large Rodney joan sebastian
hes finally leaving the house, daddy dankula is evolving
What? Dankula is evolving!
*evolution music*
Congratulatios! Your Dankula evolved into Stand-Up-Comedian Dankula!
Dissenter!
@@atraxian5881 Dankulols!
Its good to see the prisoners are getting some fresh air......
His notoriety and waistline are growing.
'Count Dankula espouses mein kampf to cheering white crowd' - vox, vice, buzzfeed.
The misspell of "exposes" only makes it ten times better and accurate
It wasn't a misspell. Espouse - adopt or support (a cause, belief, or way of life).
Ever read Mein Kampf?
Sarah what is your point?
Oh I was thinking of ordering a copy to read out of curiosity, Is it worth reading so far?
inb4 they arrest the people in the crowd
inb4 they start shooting up the crowd
Inb4 Antifa petrol bombs the crowds and busts out the bike locks
You forgot your comedy license. Gulag time for you
@@winterbliss4459 thats a false flag
Oi do you have a laughing licence?
Woke comedians take note, at the audience laughing.
and no "laugh now, or you are a nazi" lights and signs either.
Come on ... everyone knows that laughing is TRIGGERING and has been replaced - by law (in the UK) - by angry staring.
I wanted to like but it was on 444
Not 4 me
they seem to be laughing. But this shit is not funny. Like it could be, im sure, but its just not funny. Its fucking cringe.
@@jamesrowsell9346 Oh look ... we found a leftie ...
Ah yes, the Forced Labour Party
I'm using that one
Very nice
My dad loves labour
Hates Jews
great to see actual comedy again
You obviously haven’t seen Ghostbusters 2016
@@DaPlasticPaddy or dunkirk XD
While I agree you have an anime profile pic so your opinion is automatically invalid, sorry.
yag mi. Dunkirk was racist, they only cast white people...
@@DaPlasticPaddy I've heard captain marvel should be great too.