This version has now haunted me, I can’t sit in silence anymore because I feel obligated to just say “Rocks” for no reason and then laugh like I’m a crazy person. Thank you for making my life more interesting.
Yes. It has become *CRYSTAL* CLEAR to everyone that you have hit *rock* bottom. Don't take this video for *granite* It's a hidden *gem* that's for sure
I’d like to thank you for this beautiful masterpiece. This song cleared up my acne, watered my crops, and revived my dead wife. I don’t know if I will ever be able to repay you
These edits are getting boulder and boulder! Granite, this is exactly the type of humour we roll with now, but this is an absolute gem. Can't believe nobody thought of this tuff before, honestly. The idea was simple but igneous, and though for some it's like being between a rock and a hard place, for me this path of musical genius is under-sand-able. Who wouldn't PICK this type of song to pebble into something more concrete?
Oh, come now. It's rock solid. I know that humor is hard but you gotta need a solid foundation of humor to appreciate how this type of humor rocks out loud. Also I ran out of rock puns.
Today I had my D&D party face off against an Earth Elemental. I had this playing in the background. 11/10 would smash faces again with this song while occasionally "ROOOOOCKS" reverberates in the background xD
This actually has a really sad origin story: During a take of Roxanne, while performing with The Police, Sting accidentally placed a rock on a keyboard (audible at 0:03) and laughed it off. The laughing quickly subsided when Sting realized he no longer could remember any words besides "rocks." The increasing intensity throughout his repeated, tragic screams of "ROCKS" was actually a result of frustration and fear, with him trying to communicate to the band that he was in trouble. Unfortunately, his bandmates interpreted this attempted plea for help as feedback that their recording "really Rocks." Sting eventually recovered, but it took eight sessions with a tantric therapist before he could finally reintroduce other words to his vocabulary. He still has never spoken publicly about the incident or his relationship with rocks.
These covers are just getting Boulder every time. I do believe that if this quality of uploads are maintained, there won’t be anything to Quarry about. It’ll be rock solid. Full of gems! Oh god im so sorry…
I just heard this on my friend's phone in my driveway 5 minutes ago. I still can't breathe right I am laughing so hard! Greatest Internet moment ever....
I must say that it's super weird watching this while I'm sharing a granola bar with my dog. He really prefers to have his own bowl of oatmeal but I'm just going with a granola bar. I guess I'm just lazy today.
I am so dying at 1:40 where the cue should be but it's just silent and then continues without the cue hahaha idk, thats so funny. It feels like getting trolled somehow bc of the expectation
Everything one of my siblings asks me to play "some rock" I play this and every. Single. Time. They don't catch. The anticipation of the beginning of the song is so hilarious to me
Something so creative and simple! My wife and I cant stop watching it and laughing! Then after we realized that we watched it over 20 times laughing harder every time, We laughed even harder realizing we were so entertained by this!!! I think everyone in the world should watch this to realize not to take life so seriously!
I've always loved rock music, but this is my favorite song now. Solid lyrics. Can't get 'em out of my head. Sing them out of habit. Hard to kick. I thought I loved the original, but this version... just rocks.
I have very fond memories of my friends and I dying laughing to this this song. we were in a discord call at like 2 am after a long day and this was the funniest stuff ever. good times.
You've really got to be boulder in today's music scene to get past the sediment and keep on rolling. After all, we all know a rolling rock gathers no moss.
The beauty of this is that İ come back anytime İ either hear the original song or think about rocks. The curse is İ have an obsession with both classical rock and geology.
"So what music do you listen to?"
"Rocks"
"Oh, rock music? Very cool!"
"No no, *rocks* "
rox rock ua-cam.com/video/fQZp_9JBQLw/v-deo.html
I was going to like your comment but its 911 so I can’t 🗿
rocks is a stellar Aerosmith album by the way :)
@@lasang12 😳😳😳
I’m dying 😂😂😂
the part when he just fucking SCREAMS "rocks" has killed me
1:59 in case you forgot about this gem
sameee
ROOOOOUGTHHTHRTGHGG*gurgles*S
Ive passed away🎉
when i saw it was the most replayed part i died lmao
Idk what to say other than we often take quality stuff like this for granite.
the rock puns are killing me
@@ironicallyscreaming You're gonna be stone-cold, six feet under the gravel
What, did you make that joke when you were “stoned”?
I want to diorite now
This is concrete proof that the human race is dying out
Geologists would love this song
As an amateur geologist, I approve this cover version. It's very gneiss.
Oh no, not more puns to _rock_ the boat around here...
@@ViewingChaos oh, geologists are very good at puns. You could say they are out standing in their field...
And if that joke was a bit too subtle for you, I can be a little boulder.
Speeking as an actual geologist, degree and all, yes. Yes I do.
This is it. This is our generation's humor.
And what a sense of humor it is. When nothing else makes sense, why should our humor?
Rocks. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
@@goldacidanimations5247 agreed
rox rock ua-cam.com/video/fQZp_9JBQLw/v-deo.html
i nearlu had a stroke
"I listen to pretty old music"
"Oh from what era?"
"Stone age"
👏👏👏
More like rock age
Deeply underated comment haha
6 69 nice
Slay queen
This version has now haunted me, I can’t sit in silence anymore because I feel obligated to just say “Rocks” for no reason and then laugh like I’m a crazy person. Thank you for making my life more interesting.
RAAAAAAWKS!
Honestly, me and my so say it back and forth to each other
same lol
Me too, it literally like burrowed into my brain and all I hear is "ROOOCKS"
*Roxanne plays* "HAND ME THE AUX" *plays rocks, gets odd looks, 1-2 lads laughing their asses off*
I love how the video is literally just the same bit for 3 minutes but it somehow gets funnier as it goes. The screams towards the end really got me.
no, it's from different Roxanne's - you can hear the chord progression
@@DrWhom I know, it's the same BIT not the same bit of the song, if that makes sense.
@@DrWhombit as in joke. not sound bit.
In comedy it's called "The Rule of 100" lol
have i hit rock bottom?
Yep. And it’s brilliant.
The name crystal really matches the geology subject of this song
No, you've hit rocks bottom
@@Bobbyjeo2 *slaps..."ohh yea"
Yes. It has become *CRYSTAL* CLEAR to everyone that you have hit *rock* bottom. Don't take this video for *granite* It's a hidden *gem* that's for sure
1:56
I knew it was coming; I know the lyrics from Roxanne.
But it still managed to catch me off guard
my mom: the internet is dangerous, please dont go on there
the internet:
mmmmmmmmmmm
@@bluecat5655 what’s homicide?
@@theexcaliburone5933 Homicide is a food produced from dried maize kernels that have been treated with an alkali, in a process called nixtamalization.
@@SilentZed thank you
She’s right you can get stoned to death on the internet
if i end up becoming a geologist this my theme song
Your graduation walk out song?
This song is making me feel a bit stoned
damn.
Ha ha ha.... how long did it take you to make that joke ... 😂
@@alexandracruz5774 a couple seconds lol
@@purplemusiclover1597 😂😂
I am...
haha this song really rocks lol
I’d like to thank you for this beautiful masterpiece. This song cleared up my acne, watered my crops, and revived my dead wife. I don’t know if I will ever be able to repay you
rocks :)
im wheezing-
R Ó Ç K Š-
Haha
When he said, “ROooOOoOOoCKs!” I felt that. 👊😔
These edits are getting boulder and boulder! Granite, this is exactly the type of humour we roll with now, but this is an absolute gem. Can't believe nobody thought of this tuff before, honestly. The idea was simple but igneous, and though for some it's like being between a rock and a hard place, for me this path of musical genius is under-sand-able. Who wouldn't PICK this type of song to pebble into something more concrete?
Oh you!
This is the best work of literature I have ever laid my eyes on
You really *cobbled* those puns together, didn’t you
Very gneiss. I lava it. It's chert-ainly a good listen.
I don't even know why this is so funny but I can't stop someone send help
rocks.
@@ironicallyscreaming rocks.
*rocks.*
rocks.
ROOOOOCKS!
Heck I hate to admit how much this makes me laugh no matter how many times I've already seen it.
Our generation's humour really has hit rock bottom
Oh, come now. It's rock solid. I know that humor is hard but you gotta need a solid foundation of humor to appreciate how this type of humor rocks out loud. Also I ran out of rock puns.
@@SMAXZO Well no need to gravel about the fact you ran out rock puns, I think the joke was pretty rocky from the start.
No. It rocks!
ba dum tss
Hissssssssssss
I love how at 1:59 he sounds irrevocably terrified 😂
Roxanne but Sting is afraid of rocks
He sounds like Charlie Day
@@crabwonton753 I don't hear it lol
The camera shaking makes it even better
When he gets angry and says ROcKs at 1:58
rœÂĀAAaOecks
RooOAAAACKS
A rock solid video
Today I had my D&D party face off against an Earth Elemental. I had this playing in the background. 11/10 would smash faces again with this song while occasionally "ROOOOOCKS" reverberates in the background xD
this is such an honour
Stealing this
This actually has a really sad origin story: During a take of Roxanne, while performing with The Police, Sting accidentally placed a rock on a keyboard (audible at 0:03) and laughed it off. The laughing quickly subsided when Sting realized he no longer could remember any words besides "rocks." The increasing intensity throughout his repeated, tragic screams of "ROCKS" was actually a result of frustration and fear, with him trying to communicate to the band that he was in trouble. Unfortunately, his bandmates interpreted this attempted plea for help as feedback that their recording "really Rocks." Sting eventually recovered, but it took eight sessions with a tantric therapist before he could finally reintroduce other words to his vocabulary.
He still has never spoken publicly about the incident or his relationship with rocks.
It's amazing what the human brain can churn out from just one little key sound. XDD
😂😂😂
1:58 The rocks moving made me laugh so much, thanks for your contribution mate
Neanderthals crossing the Alps when they hear a rumbling noise
I wish I could award this comment for the mental image it gave me.
These covers are just getting Boulder every time. I do believe that if this quality of uploads are maintained, there won’t be anything to Quarry about. It’ll be rock solid. Full of gems!
Oh god im so sorry…
Shame it looks like so many people took your jokes for granite.
I shale not forget the laugh this gave me
When he said "rocks" i felt that
1:57 to 2:14 is the funniest because he sounds so angry and then the whole group is just like: yep, rocks.
Trully a modern era masterpiece
You’ve really rocked my world
👁 see wjat you did there
1:58 *angrily shakes fist* rOOAAAÆŒCKS
Lyrics:
Verse 1
Rocks!
Pre-Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Chorus:
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Verse 2
[instrumental]
Pre-Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Nice! I wasn't sure about the Pre-Chorus.
rocks.
Not all heroes wear capes
r o c k s
Thanks 🙏
Made me appriciate the interesting music device employed in the first verse with each instance of Roxane being brought up by a few notes
when Dwayne johnson popped up i lost it
That’s Dwayne “T͟h͟e͟ R͟o͟c͟k͟” Johnson to you. Have some respect. 😂
I certainly can feel myself rocking this song
You know it's a good meme when it's still hilarious even when you know what's coming.
Definitely got blue balls at 1:45 when I thought they were gonna say Rocks again but didn’t
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I don't know why, this video gives me the impression that the singer really hates rocks
Or loves them either way.
As a geologist, rocks often frustrate me - even if I think they're kinda gneiss. I can relate to this song.
@@wsmu you sir just hit it out of the park, thanks for the good laugh I had from your comment
No, clearly he loves them
Listening to this while studying for my geology midterm. Thanks.
I can't hear the original without giggling to myself the entire time. Thank you for making me look even more insane to strangers
iM GONNA CRY THESE VOCALS ARE SLAPPING-
Put on the red rocks.
Nobody:
Earth Benders: 0:16
Good show my boy, what a delectable display of peak Gen Z humor. I bow before thee.
Such a simple concept yet I’m laughing so hard
Woah these guys really know how to rock! Are they touring anytime soon?
rocks.
.
@@ARockyRock Omg I’m a big fan of your work
@@ellabanchieri8114
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Yeah, I think they're doing a show in Boulder soon.
I read people talk bout this in the actual video, i was stoned to see this,but this does version completely still rocks!
THEY’RE MINERALS, MARIE
Comedic G E N I U S
ROOOOOAAAAAAAAACKS
I feel like your videos are getting better and better. I live for this :DD
The part where the poor guy screams "RAAAAAUUGHHKS" got me good.
This unfinished feeling is killing me but at the same time I'm loving it! Such a cruel inner dichotomy.
Oh Lord. This is incredible.
Can't wait for the sequel "Roxanne but it's just sand"
For anyone wondering, the lyrics are:
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
I just heard this on my friend's phone in my driveway 5 minutes ago. I still can't breathe right I am laughing so hard! Greatest Internet moment ever....
Thank you, this is exactly what I needed to start my day
I blew so much air out of my nose listening to this
I like all rocks igneous, metamorphic, cocaine, metamorphic
Dwayne is cool too
I must say that it's super weird watching this while I'm sharing a granola bar with my dog.
He really prefers to have his own bowl of oatmeal but I'm just going with a granola bar. I guess I'm just lazy today.
jesus christ marie, they're minerals
I don't understand the hate comments. This video rocks.
I am so dying at 1:40 where the cue should be but it's just silent and then continues without the cue hahaha idk, thats so funny.
It feels like getting trolled somehow bc of the expectation
Now somebody has to make Another Brick in the wall by Pink Floyd but it's just bricks
I will see what I can do!
Another One Bites the Dust but just "Dust"
Come on Eileen but just "Eye"
Here Comes the Sun but just "Sun"
Mr Blue Sky but just "Sky"
@@clmoon2151 here is Another One Bites the Dust but its just Dust, I didn't do a great job though: ua-cam.com/video/DJidua_eu2k/v-deo.html
1:59 is my favorite
My humor is clearly broken cause this is just hillarious
Everything one of my siblings asks me to play "some rock" I play this and every. Single. Time. They don't catch. The anticipation of the beginning of the song is so hilarious to me
I thought I was bold for thinking of this last night, but making this makes you boulder.
This played in my head on repeat during my college geology class
Pokémon Ruby, Saphire, and Emeralds first gym leaders' TRUE theme.
Me in Skyrim in any hard difficulty stepping into a rock trap: 1:58
Something so creative and simple! My wife and I cant stop watching it and laughing! Then after we realized that we watched it over 20 times laughing harder every time, We laughed even harder realizing we were so entertained by this!!! I think everyone in the world should watch this to realize not to take life so seriously!
man this is some quality stuff. this is just what i live for! good job man!
I've always loved rock music, but this is my favorite song now. Solid lyrics. Can't get 'em out of my head. Sing them out of habit. Hard to kick. I thought I loved the original, but this version... just rocks.
I have very fond memories of my friends and I dying laughing to this this song. we were in a discord call at like 2 am after a long day and this was the funniest stuff ever. good times.
working as intended
I was going to make this. Thank you for saving me the time. Haha.
You've really got to be boulder in today's music scene to get past the sediment and keep on rolling. After all, we all know a rolling rock gathers no moss.
Lyrics:
(piano smash)
(guitar)
Rocks
(guitar)
Roooocks
(guitar)
ROOOOOCKS
(guitar)
ROOOCKS
(guitar)
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
(guitar)
RooOOOOCKS
RooOOOOCKs
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks (fading out)
I just love how aggressive he sounds saying rocks
I have many quarries with this
The beauty of this is that İ come back anytime İ either hear the original song or think about rocks.
The curse is İ have an obsession with both classical rock and geology.
Classic rock this time
Rocks
I truly didn’t expect the “first rocks” and laughed so fucking loud
I'm working on a documentary and my job right now is to download pictures of rocks.
I can relate to this.
I love the high up roooOOOOcks in the middle and the super aggressive ROOOOOOOCKS towards the end
Some guy seeing an avalanche come towards him: 1:58
I think you mean a rockslide my guy
I will never be able to not think about this when I hear the original, on top of it just randomly playing in my brain
Lyrics:
Rocks.
Rocks.
ROCKS!
ROCKS!
Rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks
ROOCKS! ROCKS!!
Rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks
Thank you random citizen
Perhaps....one.of the finest works of art every created . Petition for nobel prize award
This was life changing.
1:58 was very aggressive and suprising
They're minerals, Marie!
This is amazing. You rock!
This is a really good head banger(insert laugh track here)
I love how it gets more and more intense
What a marblelous song!
1:58 sounds like he's warning someone about an avalanche of rocks
New Roxanne commander from Thunder Junction:
1:58 This part got me laughing
This song is very solidified in my mind
best song to get stoned to.
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@@MONKEY_BEAM OK,complete downer. That's not what I ment or want to express with this joke.