I’d like to thank you for this beautiful masterpiece. This song cleared up my acne, watered my crops, and revived my dead wife. I don’t know if I will ever be able to repay you
This version has now haunted me, I can’t sit in silence anymore because I feel obligated to just say “Rocks” for no reason and then laugh like I’m a crazy person. Thank you for making my life more interesting.
Yes. It has become *CRYSTAL* CLEAR to everyone that you have hit *rock* bottom. Don't take this video for *granite* It's a hidden *gem* that's for sure
Oh, come now. It's rock solid. I know that humor is hard but you gotta need a solid foundation of humor to appreciate how this type of humor rocks out loud. Also I ran out of rock puns.
Today I had my D&D party face off against an Earth Elemental. I had this playing in the background. 11/10 would smash faces again with this song while occasionally "ROOOOOCKS" reverberates in the background xD
These edits are getting boulder and boulder! Granite, this is exactly the type of humour we roll with now, but this is an absolute gem. Can't believe nobody thought of this tuff before, honestly. The idea was simple but igneous, and though for some it's like being between a rock and a hard place, for me this path of musical genius is under-sand-able. Who wouldn't PICK this type of song to pebble into something more concrete?
These covers are just getting Boulder every time. I do believe that if this quality of uploads are maintained, there won’t be anything to Quarry about. It’ll be rock solid. Full of gems! Oh god im so sorry…
This actually has a really sad origin story: During a take of Roxanne, while performing with The Police, Sting accidentally placed a rock on a keyboard (audible at 0:03) and laughed it off. The laughing quickly subsided when Sting realized he no longer could remember any words besides "rocks." The increasing intensity throughout his repeated, tragic screams of "ROCKS" was actually a result of frustration and fear, with him trying to communicate to the band that he was in trouble. Unfortunately, his bandmates interpreted this attempted plea for help as feedback that their recording "really Rocks." Sting eventually recovered, but it took eight sessions with a tantric therapist before he could finally reintroduce other words to his vocabulary. He still has never spoken publicly about the incident or his relationship with rocks.
Everything one of my siblings asks me to play "some rock" I play this and every. Single. Time. They don't catch. The anticipation of the beginning of the song is so hilarious to me
I just heard this on my friend's phone in my driveway 5 minutes ago. I still can't breathe right I am laughing so hard! Greatest Internet moment ever....
I am so dying at 1:40 where the cue should be but it's just silent and then continues without the cue hahaha idk, thats so funny. It feels like getting trolled somehow bc of the expectation
I must say that it's super weird watching this while I'm sharing a granola bar with my dog. He really prefers to have his own bowl of oatmeal but I'm just going with a granola bar. I guess I'm just lazy today.
I have very fond memories of my friends and I dying laughing to this this song. we were in a discord call at like 2 am after a long day and this was the funniest stuff ever. good times.
Something so creative and simple! My wife and I cant stop watching it and laughing! Then after we realized that we watched it over 20 times laughing harder every time, We laughed even harder realizing we were so entertained by this!!! I think everyone in the world should watch this to realize not to take life so seriously!
I've always loved rock music, but this is my favorite song now. Solid lyrics. Can't get 'em out of my head. Sing them out of habit. Hard to kick. I thought I loved the original, but this version... just rocks.
This song came on the radio today and I couldn't help but think about the "just rocks" version. Also, this version just makes me laugh so much, especially towards the end where he yells "rocks" even louder.
You've really got to be boulder in today's music scene to get past the sediment and keep on rolling. After all, we all know a rolling rock gathers no moss.
The beauty of this is that İ come back anytime İ either hear the original song or think about rocks. The curse is İ have an obsession with both classical rock and geology.
I think I heard the first part in a vine years ago and ever since I've been looking for this - finally, I've found it and it's better than I could have dreamed
"I listen to pretty old music"
"Oh from what era?"
"Stone age"
👏👏👏
More like rock age
Deeply underated comment haha
6 69 nice
Slay queen
"So what music do you listen to?"
"Rocks"
"Oh, rock music? Very cool!"
"No no, *rocks* "
rox rock ua-cam.com/video/fQZp_9JBQLw/v-deo.html
I was going to like your comment but its 911 so I can’t 🗿
rocks is a stellar Aerosmith album by the way :)
@@lasang12 😳😳😳
I’m dying 😂😂😂
This is it. This is our generation's humor.
And what a sense of humor it is. When nothing else makes sense, why should our humor?
Rocks. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
@@goldacidanimations5247 agreed
rox rock ua-cam.com/video/fQZp_9JBQLw/v-deo.html
i nearlu had a stroke
the part when he just fucking SCREAMS "rocks" has killed me
1:59 in case you forgot about this gem
sameee
ROOOOOUGTHHTHRTGHGG*gurgles*S
Ive passed away🎉
when i saw it was the most replayed part i died lmao
Idk what to say other than we often take quality stuff like this for granite.
the rock puns are killing me
@@ironicallyscreaming You're gonna be stone-cold, six feet under the gravel
What, did you make that joke when you were “stoned”?
I want to diorite now
This is concrete proof that the human race is dying out
Geologists would love this song
As an amateur geologist, I approve this cover version. It's very gneiss.
Oh no, not more puns to _rock_ the boat around here...
@@ViewingChaos oh, geologists are very good at puns. You could say they are out standing in their field...
And if that joke was a bit too subtle for you, I can be a little boulder.
Speeking as an actual geologist, degree and all, yes. Yes I do.
my mom: the internet is dangerous, please dont go on there
the internet:
mmmmmmmmmmm
@@bluecat5655 what’s homicide?
@@theexcaliburone5933 Homicide is a food produced from dried maize kernels that have been treated with an alkali, in a process called nixtamalization.
@@SilentZed thank you
She’s right you can get stoned to death on the internet
haha this song really rocks lol
I’d like to thank you for this beautiful masterpiece. This song cleared up my acne, watered my crops, and revived my dead wife. I don’t know if I will ever be able to repay you
rocks :)
im wheezing-
R Ó Ç K Š-
Haha
This version has now haunted me, I can’t sit in silence anymore because I feel obligated to just say “Rocks” for no reason and then laugh like I’m a crazy person. Thank you for making my life more interesting.
this is me whenever this song comes on all i can think of is just rocks
RAAAAAAWKS!
Honestly, me and my so say it back and forth to each other
same lol
Me too, it literally like burrowed into my brain and all I hear is "ROOOCKS"
This song is making me feel a bit stoned
damn.
Ha ha ha.... how long did it take you to make that joke ... 😂
@@alexandracruz5774 a couple seconds lol
@@purplemusiclover1597 😂😂
I am...
have i hit rock bottom?
Yep. And it’s brilliant.
The name crystal really matches the geology subject of this song
No, you've hit rocks bottom
@@Bobbyjeo2 *slaps..."ohh yea"
Yes. It has become *CRYSTAL* CLEAR to everyone that you have hit *rock* bottom. Don't take this video for *granite* It's a hidden *gem* that's for sure
1:56
I knew it was coming; I know the lyrics from Roxanne.
But it still managed to catch me off guard
Our generation's humour really has hit rock bottom
Oh, come now. It's rock solid. I know that humor is hard but you gotta need a solid foundation of humor to appreciate how this type of humor rocks out loud. Also I ran out of rock puns.
@@SMAXZO Well no need to gravel about the fact you ran out rock puns, I think the joke was pretty rocky from the start.
No. It rocks!
ba dum tss
Hissssssssssss
if i end up becoming a geologist this my theme song
Your graduation walk out song?
I love how the video is literally just the same bit for 3 minutes but it somehow gets funnier as it goes. The screams towards the end really got me.
no, it's from different Roxanne's - you can hear the chord progression
@@DrWhom I know, it's the same BIT not the same bit of the song, if that makes sense.
@@DrWhombit as in joke. not sound bit.
When he said, “ROooOOoOOoCKs!” I felt that. 👊😔
When he gets angry and says ROcKs at 1:58
rœÂĀAAaOecks
@@shaggyhascancer4489 you forgot ÅÄÖ
RooOAAAACKS
I love how at 1:59 he sounds irrevocably terrified 😂
Roxanne but Sting is afraid of rocks
He sounds like Charlie Day
@@crabwonton753 I don't hear it lol
The camera shaking makes it even better
I don't even know why this is so funny but I can't stop someone send help
rocks.
@@ironicallyscreaming rocks.
*rocks.*
rocks.
ROOOOOCKS!
A rock solid video
Today I had my D&D party face off against an Earth Elemental. I had this playing in the background. 11/10 would smash faces again with this song while occasionally "ROOOOOCKS" reverberates in the background xD
this is such an honour
Stealing this
These edits are getting boulder and boulder! Granite, this is exactly the type of humour we roll with now, but this is an absolute gem. Can't believe nobody thought of this tuff before, honestly. The idea was simple but igneous, and though for some it's like being between a rock and a hard place, for me this path of musical genius is under-sand-able. Who wouldn't PICK this type of song to pebble into something more concrete?
Oh you!
This is the best work of literature I have ever laid my eyes on
You really *cobbled* those puns together, didn’t you
Very gneiss. I lava it. It's chert-ainly a good listen.
1:57 to 2:14 is the funniest because he sounds so angry and then the whole group is just like: yep, rocks.
Neanderthals crossing the Alps when they hear a rumbling noise
I wish I could award this comment for the mental image it gave me.
When he said "rocks" i felt that
Heck I hate to admit how much this makes me laugh no matter how many times I've already seen it.
I can't hear the original without giggling to myself the entire time. Thank you for making me look even more insane to strangers
1:58 The rocks moving made me laugh so much, thanks for your contribution mate
Lyrics:
Verse 1
Rocks!
Pre-Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Chorus:
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Verse 2
[instrumental]
Pre-Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Chorus
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Rocks!
Nice! I wasn't sure about the Pre-Chorus.
rocks.
Not all heroes wear capes
r o c k s
Thanks 🙏
You’ve really rocked my world
👁 see wjat you did there
1:58 *angrily shakes fist* rOOAAAÆŒCKS
These covers are just getting Boulder every time. I do believe that if this quality of uploads are maintained, there won’t be anything to Quarry about. It’ll be rock solid. Full of gems!
Oh god im so sorry…
Shame it looks like so many people took your jokes for granite.
when Dwayne johnson popped up i lost it
That’s Dwayne “T͟h͟e͟ R͟o͟c͟k͟” Johnson to you. Have some respect. 😂
This actually has a really sad origin story: During a take of Roxanne, while performing with The Police, Sting accidentally placed a rock on a keyboard (audible at 0:03) and laughed it off. The laughing quickly subsided when Sting realized he no longer could remember any words besides "rocks." The increasing intensity throughout his repeated, tragic screams of "ROCKS" was actually a result of frustration and fear, with him trying to communicate to the band that he was in trouble. Unfortunately, his bandmates interpreted this attempted plea for help as feedback that their recording "really Rocks." Sting eventually recovered, but it took eight sessions with a tantric therapist before he could finally reintroduce other words to his vocabulary.
He still has never spoken publicly about the incident or his relationship with rocks.
Trully a modern era masterpiece
Definitely got blue balls at 1:45 when I thought they were gonna say Rocks again but didn’t
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
You know it's a good meme when it's still hilarious even when you know what's coming.
Nobody:
Earth Benders: 0:16
I certainly can feel myself rocking this song
ROOOOOAAAAAAAAACKS
iM GONNA CRY THESE VOCALS ARE SLAPPING-
Comedic G E N I U S
I don't know why, this video gives me the impression that the singer really hates rocks
Or loves them either way.
As a geologist, rocks often frustrate me - even if I think they're kinda gneiss. I can relate to this song.
@@wsmu you sir just hit it out of the park, thanks for the good laugh I had from your comment
No, clearly he loves them
The part where the poor guy screams "RAAAAAUUGHHKS" got me good.
Can't wait for the sequel "Roxanne but it's just sand"
Put on the red rocks.
jesus christ marie, they're minerals
Woah these guys really know how to rock! Are they touring anytime soon?
rocks.
.
@@ARockyRock Omg I’m a big fan of your work
@@ellabanchieri8114
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Yeah, I think they're doing a show in Boulder soon.
Everything one of my siblings asks me to play "some rock" I play this and every. Single. Time. They don't catch. The anticipation of the beginning of the song is so hilarious to me
Good show my boy, what a delectable display of peak Gen Z humor. I bow before thee.
Such a simple concept yet I’m laughing so hard
I just heard this on my friend's phone in my driveway 5 minutes ago. I still can't breathe right I am laughing so hard! Greatest Internet moment ever....
1:59 is my favorite
Listening to this while studying for my geology midterm. Thanks.
I am so dying at 1:40 where the cue should be but it's just silent and then continues without the cue hahaha idk, thats so funny.
It feels like getting trolled somehow bc of the expectation
Me in Skyrim in any hard difficulty stepping into a rock trap: 1:58
I read people talk bout this in the actual video, i was stoned to see this,but this does version completely still rocks!
Oh Lord. This is incredible.
I blew so much air out of my nose listening to this
Some guy seeing an avalanche come towards him: 1:58
I feel like your videos are getting better and better. I live for this :DD
I must say that it's super weird watching this while I'm sharing a granola bar with my dog.
He really prefers to have his own bowl of oatmeal but I'm just going with a granola bar. I guess I'm just lazy today.
I have very fond memories of my friends and I dying laughing to this this song. we were in a discord call at like 2 am after a long day and this was the funniest stuff ever. good times.
working as intended
This unfinished feeling is killing me but at the same time I'm loving it! Such a cruel inner dichotomy.
Thank you, this is exactly what I needed to start my day
Now somebody has to make Another Brick in the wall by Pink Floyd but it's just bricks
I will see what I can do!
Another One Bites the Dust but just "Dust"
Come on Eileen but just "Eye"
Here Comes the Sun but just "Sun"
Mr Blue Sky but just "Sky"
@@clmoon2151 here is Another One Bites the Dust but its just Dust, I didn't do a great job though: ua-cam.com/video/DJidua_eu2k/v-deo.html
This played in my head on repeat during my college geology class
1:58 was very aggressive and suprising
Made me appriciate the interesting music device employed in the first verse with each instance of Roxane being brought up by a few notes
man this is some quality stuff. this is just what i live for! good job man!
I just love how aggressive he sounds saying rocks
1:58 This part got me laughing
Something so creative and simple! My wife and I cant stop watching it and laughing! Then after we realized that we watched it over 20 times laughing harder every time, We laughed even harder realizing we were so entertained by this!!! I think everyone in the world should watch this to realize not to take life so seriously!
I was going to make this. Thank you for saving me the time. Haha.
I thought I was bold for thinking of this last night, but making this makes you boulder.
For anyone wondering, the lyrics are:
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
Rocks
I've always loved rock music, but this is my favorite song now. Solid lyrics. Can't get 'em out of my head. Sing them out of habit. Hard to kick. I thought I loved the original, but this version... just rocks.
Thank you so much for posting this, really helped me through a rocky time.
1:58 hit deep ngl
This is amazing. You rock!
This song came on the radio today and I couldn't help but think about the "just rocks" version. Also, this version just makes me laugh so much, especially towards the end where he yells "rocks" even louder.
My humor is clearly broken cause this is just hillarious
1:59 got me
rOCks
I truly didn’t expect the “first rocks” and laughed so fucking loud
I didn't know I needed this, but thank you.
I love how it gets more and more intense
You've really got to be boulder in today's music scene to get past the sediment and keep on rolling. After all, we all know a rolling rock gathers no moss.
i showed this to my friends. the amount of time we shout rocks for no reason is about 1424938234 times. i love rocks. don't ever leave me.
The beauty of this is that İ come back anytime İ either hear the original song or think about rocks.
The curse is İ have an obsession with both classical rock and geology.
Classic rock this time
THEY’RE MINERALS, MARIE
roccque
I saw the short and knew there was a long version. Its as good as imagined. Perfect.
This song rocks
This was life changing.
It's lovely to see this "ROCK"ing all over the world. :)
Saw a clip of this at work and almost pissed myself laughing. Now me and my coworkers are cackling while screaming “ROOOOOOOOCKS!”
rockd
This is Britta with Jeff interrupting her in every timeline
What a nice Community I have here :)
COMMUNITY YES EVIL ABED SAYS HI
OMG THIS IS FRIGGEN HYSTERICAL!
When he SCREAMED Rocks and the screen shook I completely lost it.
I think I heard the first part in a vine years ago and ever since I've been looking for this - finally, I've found it and it's better than I could have dreamed
1:58 sounds like he's warning someone about an avalanche of rocks