Hes gotta let Vincenzo drive it, then he can be the biggest guy, store the most stuff, and be the punchiest. this mech isn't to replace you Vincenzo, its to help you go even further beyond.
And when it gets destroyed by a cyberninja merc it's gonna be like "lets gooo!!", "the hell are you thinking?", "played college ball you know", "why won't you die??!"
This needs to be a sequel, Vincenzo gets demoralized after the sale, and is instructed by the boss to finally put the squeeze on some guys, but he has to use the mech. He later gets amazed when he can use both hands to squeeze whole handfuls of guys "Boss, the squeeze is back"
@@imstupid880 was gonna agree but zaku I doesnt have "tubing" on its head or spiked shoulder pads. but i guess that you get from selling weird "kitbashed" mechs in the black market
don't worry Vinchenzo, I bet the boss will still want to keep some snacks in your caboose so he doesn't have to climb up the mech whenever he's peckish
well see the mobsters are getting scammed here because that zaku 2 is missing it's right shoulder mounted shield. Now i haven't seen the backpack on that thing, but i'd be willing to bet it's calibrated for space use rather than earth use, which would be not only a tremendous waste of this mobile suit's propellant, but also throw off some of the zaku 2's automated features like aim assist or basic movement, which could be catastrophic during a run in with rival mobsters.
The shoulder shield is not necessarily missing. Zaku IIs didn’t have shoulder shields initially. The MS-06A for example didn’t have one and wasn’t added until the MS-06C. Regardless, it’s technically optional equipment and has been either not used or replaced entirely with something else. It’s likely the guy acquired it but was unable to get any of the equipment.
@@its_not_me.5226 its an oblique reference to the occultist undertones in the godfather (novel and movie). in that movie (and book) their is a character called luca brasi. this was the name of an obscure 13th century sicillian monk. this monk is rumoured (though serious historians say this is extremely unlikely) to have travelled to japan, where he met a samurai named zaku and converted him to christianity, which would make zaku the first japanese christian. this is referenced here as the relationship between vincenzo and the mech is similar to the relationship between luca brasi (the character) and al neri (another character from the godfather). this story is deeply symbolic to many groups of occultists and mysticists, whether christian, jewish, pagan or something else entirely in ways that are too complicated to get into here (for example, some shintoists view zaku as the arch-traitor, which stands in contrast to the more noble view that is taken of him in most other traditions). as to your second question, "based" is a term coined by the rapper lil' b, also known as the "based god". the short version of its definition is that you stand in agreement with what someone has said: in this sense it is similar to the exclamation "hear hear". however, "based" also has deeper connotations of approval, as it implies that the speaker is being truly authentic on the topic at hand, and pays no heed to whether they are in the majority or minority opinion. kongubongo2970 is likely calling the reference to zaku based because they are an occultist themselves, and are pleased to know nobey one shares their views. there is also likely a hint of respect that nobey one has the courage to openly signal their sincerely held beliefs even if their audience is alienated by it. i hope this answered your concerns.
I don't know if this man is hustling or that thing has some non-standard aftermarket parts, but the Zeon General Purpose MS-06 Zaku II does not, in fact, come with an x-ray scanner. I would not trust this man.
This mech will not only change the way war will be waged after U.C. 0079, it will change the way you look at prime buisness opportunities. This was Dr. Minovsky's true hustle.
Once again Nobey One Kenobi drops his infinite wisdom in animated form. Poooor Vincenzo tho....Maybe he can pilot the mech, then he _still_ gets to be the muscle guy, and he gets to drive a mech. Seems like a win-win to me.
I was standing motionless in the balcony hoping to recieve some premotion from the stars about the end of the world. My waiting was hindered by this video which was able to deliver a glimpse of a smile to me. I then went in the kitchen to eat some air and breathe some meat and now have returned to my position, again waiting for the end of the world but waiting for another video too. I enjoyed watching your video almost as much as i enjoy breathing so thanks to this video I felt alive as much as how much alive I feel whenever I let the air molecules out from my insides, and it is very much so I very much thank you.
Amazing that this is the first thing that pops up in my recommended feed after Vinny just showed it at the end of his stream tonight. Truly, the Lord blesses us in different ways.
I love that it's just a Zaku lmao Also dang you got Vinny? That's impressive, you've had a few bangers back to back recently so I'd say you're on the up and up. Subscribed and good luck.
Vincenzo crying is the saddest thing I’ve ever had to film, guys :(
It hurt my soul to see him shed those tears. He knew had been bested by the machine. :'(
Film? You was there?
@thewillisman34620 Duh! He uploaded the video of it. How was he not there?
I wouldn't have been able to keep the camera steady if I was there 😭😭
Pain is necessary for great art my friend, stay strong
The salesman then sold a RGM-79 GM to the police to combat the new mobster threat and made double wage
The salesman's name? John Anaheim.
@SidewaysSeam
I'm shocked, shocked. Well, not that shocked.
Should have sold them an Ingram
@@officialbananakinita ingram smol
@@SidewaysSeamLETS GOOO ANAHEIM ELECTRONICS SWEEP LETS FUCKINGGOOOO
That mech looks like it doesn't want to be there
He was built for justice, not crime.
Evangelion in a nutshell
Father, I do not like this neighbourhood. There is a miscreant applying racist invective to my ankle.
That’s a Zaku. It’s not used for peace.
@@zedc6072It's depressed because it hasn't participated in a Colony Drop in a decade.
Hes gotta let Vincenzo drive it, then he can be the biggest guy, store the most stuff, and be the punchiest. this mech isn't to replace you Vincenzo, its to help you go even further beyond.
@@dracodragon105 it’s an UPGRADE
@@nobeyone exactly! He's gonna be able to make his boss so proud.
get in the damn robot Vincenzo
And when it gets destroyed by a cyberninja merc it's gonna be like "lets gooo!!", "the hell are you thinking?", "played college ball you know", "why won't you die??!"
This needs to be a sequel, Vincenzo gets demoralized after the sale, and is instructed by the boss to finally put the squeeze on some guys, but he has to use the mech. He later gets amazed when he can use both hands to squeeze whole handfuls of guys
"Boss, the squeeze is back"
Vincenzo, it isn't about how strong you are on the outside, it's about whether you got an x-ray scanner on the inside, and sadly, you've got neither.
@@purifire just the facts!
I bet he could fit one in the caboose.
the GundFather
The Zaku is missing. It’s right arm shoulder shield, obviously the results of getting off the back of a truck.
@@ethantaylor9613 it was “relocated” by this esteemed gentleman
It's obviously a Zaku I, it's supposed to be that way!
@@nobeyoneoh, don't try to fool us, it's obviously a cheap Chinese knockoff by price of fresh zeon's zaku
@@imstupid880 was gonna agree but zaku I doesnt have "tubing" on its head or spiked shoulder pads. but i guess that you get from selling weird "kitbashed" mechs in the black market
@@qatarz plus some of the Origin Zaku 1s have the shields anyways iirc
don't worry Vinchenzo, I bet the boss will still want to keep some snacks in your caboose so he doesn't have to climb up the mech whenever he's peckish
@@anthraxaddict7431 some pretzels, maybe
Best solution for everyone: Make Vincenzo the Zaku Pilot
@@Ceber300 agreed
Perhaps consider painting it red as well if you want him to stay alive.
well see the mobsters are getting scammed here because that zaku 2 is missing it's right shoulder mounted shield. Now i haven't seen the backpack on that thing, but i'd be willing to bet it's calibrated for space use rather than earth use, which would be not only a tremendous waste of this mobile suit's propellant, but also throw off some of the zaku 2's automated features like aim assist or basic movement, which could be catastrophic during a run in with rival mobsters.
Maybe for a little extra they'll throw in the accessories and that tune up you mentioned...
you got to be careful in the second hand zeon suit market.
The shoulder shield is not necessarily missing. Zaku IIs didn’t have shoulder shields initially. The MS-06A for example didn’t have one and wasn’t added until the MS-06C. Regardless, it’s technically optional equipment and has been either not used or replaced entirely with something else. It’s likely the guy acquired it but was unable to get any of the equipment.
This could actually somewhat fit in actual Gundam lore like if this is set after 0079
yeah i mean there were beat up zaku parts just hanging out all over the place.
@@SonicSanctuary Not to mention actual Zeon MSs being sold on the black market.
1:14 *HE KNEW*
That Snope Doog
vinny is such a great voice actors
@@zombie_fairy he fits the tone of Nobey videos perfectly
0:50 "Look, the mech IS firearms." That got a good chuckle out of me. Nice one!
It becomes even more literal if you look at that one Guntank in Igloo
Vinny said all his lines were improv besides the first one
Maybe Vincenzo could pilot the mech. How does that sound?
@@general_ambrose_burnside a good compromise, if he can fit
@@nobeyoneit could fit Ramba Ral, surely Vicenzo would be no problem
0:19 but can it be used to squeeze hogs?
Ah, yes, the zeon surplus after the one year war.
Titan aquiring Zaku II design to make the Hizack (UC.84 colored)
I wonder what the cockpit of a zaku II smells like
@@ScrimmyBingus42It depends. If you're in space, it's probably "normal" because you wear a space suit. In Earth, probably sweat.
Boss just putting all kinds of stuff in people's cabooses.
Pens, pencils, coins, pebbles, broomstick handles, fishing rod handles, the list goes on and on
@@drunkduck anything he doesn’t want the 5-0 seeing
Rival arms dealer Mike later attempts to sell a Gouf to the mobsters and desperately tries to convince them it's not just a Zaku painted blue.
THIS IS NO ZAKU BOYS! NO ZAKU!
I felt Vincenzo tears... Poor man got replace by a Zaku unit, even a mobster got feelings.
why is Vinny Vinesauce in proximity to a Zaku II
Why he OWNS (and is reselling) a Zaku II with expanded caboose
The zaku is based
I’m sorry i am a little stupid. What is the zaku and how is it based?
@@its_not_me.5226
The mech in the video is a Zaku from Mobile Suit Gundam
It’s based because it’s a Zaku
@@its_not_me.5226 its an oblique reference to the occultist undertones in the godfather (novel and movie). in that movie (and book) their is a character called luca brasi. this was the name of an obscure 13th century sicillian monk. this monk is rumoured (though serious historians say this is extremely unlikely) to have travelled to japan, where he met a samurai named zaku and converted him to christianity, which would make zaku the first japanese christian. this is referenced here as the relationship between vincenzo and the mech is similar to the relationship between luca brasi (the character) and al neri (another character from the godfather). this story is deeply symbolic to many groups of occultists and mysticists, whether christian, jewish, pagan or something else entirely in ways that are too complicated to get into here (for example, some shintoists view zaku as the arch-traitor, which stands in contrast to the more noble view that is taken of him in most other traditions).
as to your second question, "based" is a term coined by the rapper lil' b, also known as the "based god". the short version of its definition is that you stand in agreement with what someone has said: in this sense it is similar to the exclamation "hear hear". however, "based" also has deeper connotations of approval, as it implies that the speaker is being truly authentic on the topic at hand, and pays no heed to whether they are in the majority or minority opinion. kongubongo2970 is likely calling the reference to zaku based because they are an occultist themselves, and are pleased to know nobey one shares their views. there is also likely a hint of respect that nobey one has the courage to openly signal their sincerely held beliefs even if their audience is alienated by it.
i hope this answered your concerns.
sieg Zeon
@@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
Zaku is a pun on Zako, shitty/cheap fish
It’s there because mafia with mechs is funny
Man, those Anaheim Electronics reps get around
Mr. Wong is an enterprising man, he’ll sell to Titans, Karaba, even that pygmy thing over in Jersey!
The delivery of the boss is this perfectly uncanny blur of Brando, Gandolfini and Hadel.
It totally is lol
Hey, so long as he doesn't got Amuro showing up, he'll be fine with a good ol MS-06F Zaku II.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
You know, about metal gear?!?
That mook didn't tell him the FBI has RGM-79 GM on every state line.
This is just actually canonically how Anaheim Electronics operates lmao
Buddy of mine had one of these. Managed to break 687 laws in 18 minutes one time!
@@grantsrants665 that’s way more than my record… I gotta get one now
Ah yes, the MS-06 Zaku II Mafia Spec with extra caboose space
I don't know if this man is hustling or that thing has some non-standard aftermarket parts, but the Zeon General Purpose MS-06 Zaku II does not, in fact, come with an x-ray scanner. I would not trust this man.
0:24 Mechanized Mobster sounds a lot like Clamps from Futurama 🤖
Thank you Venice
Vinny Vinesauce the First.
My boy vince will always be the strongest in my heart..
In ALL our hearts
I feel bad for the blue suit guy… but he is just so 🟦
He's a restful blue cube?
Dude, if you can convince a mobstah to buy a mech in a minute and 9 seconds, you’re goin’ places
This is how criminals in Patlabor get ahold of mechs
Considering Super Robot Wars exists this probably happened
im in love w this collab, I need more
"Leave the Gundam, take my love, my anger, all of my sorrow, and the cannoli."
Fuck yes, two of my favorite tubers in one
Vin man is the best
Yeah im enjoying that
i never expected to see one of my favourite MS in one of your videos, genuinely brought tears to my eyes. (it was sweat btw)
Love me some Zeon
Vincenzo :(
Poor Vincenzo. He’ll pilot a Gun Tank and make the Colony Drop look like a joke!
Vincent Vinny Vine Vincenzo “Binyot” Sauce himself. What a crossover!
OH MY GOSH THATS A ZAKU!!!!!!
Now that Vincenzo's been demoted, it's Vinecenzo's time to shine
I agree. Mr. Vinesauce Vinny is the coolest cat in the club.
Who knew Vinny would be a door to door Zaku salesmen. Someone build, paint and send him one!
Typical Anaheim Electronics salesman
This mech will not only change the way war will be waged after U.C. 0079, it will change the way you look at prime buisness opportunities. This was Dr. Minovsky's true hustle.
plucking the /m/ enjoyers from the woodwork i see
Why does the environment remind me of Deus Ex AND The Darkness 1?? In their own separate ways, of course..
vinny finally breaks into the post one year war surplus arms dealing business.
[spoken through Zaku speaker] DIMSDAAAAAAAAALE?!
The robot's name is 'Zaku' by the way, which in his exotic tongue translates roughly to: 'Zachary Ty Bryan'
Perfect timing, i recently bought a MS-O6F Zaku II!
Leave the mech, take the cannoli
“Does it come in red?”
Good thing he didn’t watch the cartoon. It’d be pretty awkward if the mob boss found out you’re ripping him off by not including the shield.
Once again Nobey One Kenobi drops his infinite wisdom in animated form. Poooor Vincenzo tho....Maybe he can pilot the mech, then he _still_ gets to be the muscle guy, and he gets to drive a mech. Seems like a win-win to me.
A crime series set in the UC timeline dealing with the implications or organized crime smuggling and using mobile suits would be unironically kino.
This man’s on a roll, but what about the restless cube
cubes don't roll, silly
The mafia life is ruthless, you gotta keep up with the constant arms race
Why Vincenzo's tears are grape juice color? Maybe he's a robot too making the Boss' purchase sting even more in his advanced AI brain.
Equating Zakus to mobsters, I never thought you'd get political.
I was standing motionless in the balcony hoping to recieve some premotion from the stars about the end of the world. My waiting was hindered by this video which was able to deliver a glimpse of a smile to me. I then went in the kitchen to eat some air and breathe some meat and now have returned to my position, again waiting for the end of the world but waiting for another video too. I enjoyed watching your video almost as much as i enjoy breathing so thanks to this video I felt alive as much as how much alive I feel whenever I let the air molecules out from my insides, and it is very much so I very much thank you.
Okay now this channel blessed by Vinny Pizzapasta cameo. And Nobey One actually deserve it! For all your content brother.
Anaheim Electronics is just like that in canon
The Mech looks shy for some reason.
We can officially say that Wayne from Hylics dubbed a character in a nobey one video
Amazing that this is the first thing that pops up in my recommended feed after Vinny just showed it at the end of his stream tonight. Truly, the Lord blesses us in different ways.
Is that a fuckin zaku
I'd buy that Zaku, but I ain't paying full price for one with a missing shoulder shield.
Mate ive said it before but your stuff is full on twin peaks energy in the best way possible
the faces, the voices, the giant mechanical robot its got it all
IS THAT THE ZAKU II?!
I can't wait to se the look on Vincenzo's face when he's the one that get's to pilot the mech
I love that it's just a Zaku lmao
Also dang you got Vinny? That's impressive, you've had a few bangers back to back recently so I'd say you're on the up and up. Subscribed and good luck.
1:24 Man’s Really like the people that made the Metal Gears
New Nobey One content!
Oh man two of my favorites things, gundam and vinny.
Now the mob has an Electrical Extortionist with power in his fist.
Cant beleive the treatmemt of my vincenzo .. despicable... still cant finish his vegetables without punching
Meanwhile in Las Vegas during the one year war
He sold incomplete goods. No shoulder shield!
Yes
Neon Genesis: Vincenzo
Get in the robot Vincenzo, or Fredo will have to do it again.
But why can't Vincenzo just pilot the mech
The mob enforcer didn’t realize he could still be the biggest and strongest guy if he piloted the Zaku
A mech is the most versatile vehicle ever
That salesman’s so good he could sell me an empty water bottle with no lid.
I love how Vinny is slowly building up his voice acting career
I really love the character arc for Vincenzo. Masterclass of storytelling
Mech mobsters is such a good idea
thanks for the quality 4:3 content for my CRT
1:14 pretty much what trevor said when he found out chengs people didn't want to work with him anymore but the the O'neil brothers
i cant get enough
You've quickly and quietly become my favorite obscurist comedy channel seemingly overnight. Bravo
how da hell did he get the lean green vine machine