Instant Adorkable Waifu - The Ultimate Chill Girlfriend Of Your Dreams!

Let's face it, not all of us can make the grade to wind up on Love Island, but that doesn't mean you have to settle for whatever comes your way. What if I told you that the perfect easygoing girlfriend who caters to all your wildest fantasies was just a click away?
Meet the Instant Adorkable Waifu, the coolest, most down-to-earth girlfriend you will ever meet-she’s everything you’ve wanted and more! From hand-washing your favorite hoodie to fixing your gaming setup, she’s here to make your life a breeze.
Disclaimer: Before you @ me, this is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek counterpoint to "Instant Adoring Boyfriend" (why should women have all the fun?)...so relax.