MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #1

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  • @Mystery_Quest
    @Mystery_Quest  Рік тому +323

    Welcome to our next adventure, join us weekly to see if our 'Heroes' can survive in MÖRK BORG.
    Members is now live if you would like to support the channel and see more roleplaying content!

    • @cohomologygroup
      @cohomologygroup Рік тому +11

      I love how the title blurb to each video is different and acts like a cold open without spoiling anything about what's in the video. It's so clever!

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Рік тому +4

      Honestly a great idea for a channel the world of podcasting has grown pretty dull as a whole there’s several hours of the day I use to listen to podcasts that’s now open that this will now take part in filling

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Рік тому +1

      Americans do have shape shifting accents at least I do because I’ve lived in New York New Jersey California Oklahoma Texas Washington Washington DC Virginia Maryland and Missouri so my accents change with whatever phrase I’m using basically

    • @ZhangWei02
      @ZhangWei02 Рік тому +2

      Tom is brewing sth special here. I really like the recurring intros. Reminds me of the Simpsons:)

    • @lukeadams941
      @lukeadams941 9 місяців тому

      😊😊

  • @tiberiuskurisake
    @tiberiuskurisake Рік тому +443

    Simons "no I prefer missionary" was absolute gold!

    • @hxtel
      @hxtel 9 місяців тому +7

      i wonder what the "jester position" looked like in his mind lmao

  • @TwilightLink293
    @TwilightLink293 Рік тому +805

    Cronky Bungus' bomb fumble is Simon's grenade incident just in an alternate universe.

  • @pizzapielemon
    @pizzapielemon Рік тому +440

    Gotta love Hulmes going somewhat realistic, and then immediately being followed by the Bunguses.

    • @thomasrobinson7646
      @thomasrobinson7646 8 місяців тому +12

      I do believe that the plural of 'Bungus' is 'Bungi'

  • @TeddyKirkegaard
    @TeddyKirkegaard Рік тому +142

    My favourite thing in anything is when Tom does a character that goes "It's me, [Character Name]" in that one voice

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 7 місяців тому +2

      It's wonderful and all of them are incredibly good boys and/or girls.

    • @jimmorrison4291
      @jimmorrison4291 14 днів тому

      I just expect him to say Alistair Biggins each time!

  • @ianalvord3903
    @ianalvord3903 Рік тому +121

    I love the fact that Lydia just keeps making stuff up about Simon's character and he just rolls with it!

  • @tribblier
    @tribblier Рік тому +489

    Simon's absolute fumble and the incredible preparedness of Tom made me howl!

    • @etherdeef4303
      @etherdeef4303 Рік тому +31

      Fucking amazing

    • @wastag9412
      @wastag9412 Рік тому +69

      When Simon said to roll for Colin's Agility I thought Tom might make it up on the spot and maybe the video would cut after a sheet had been made, but damn he prepared so well. Good omen for the channel's success with such a high quality GM at the helm.

    • @VanBourner
      @VanBourner Рік тому +29

      Makes me sad for all those prepared characters that never see the light of day he makes.

    • @bryceaustin4995
      @bryceaustin4995 Рік тому +1

      The first voice had me dying.

  • @laurenwyatt
    @laurenwyatt Рік тому +604

    I can already tell this is going to be my new favorite channel

    • @tom8636
      @tom8636 Рік тому +22

      Me too I've been so deprived of dnd roleplay call of cthulu and such I've rewatched all the old series so many times at this point I'm so happy

    • @oldaccount1378
      @oldaccount1378 Рік тому +6

      same!!! i just finished the disintegrator and it was amazing!

    • @realloud999
      @realloud999 Рік тому +2

      Oh yeah, me too

    • @shaenoyt
      @shaenoyt Рік тому +8

      ​@@tom8636 I never watched these rp videos until this channel, ive been missing out

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen Рік тому +101

    8:07 Fun that Simon and Lydia decided to show up and RP as Bouphe and Osie.

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter Рік тому +15

    Crunky Bungus will be played by Warwick Davis in the film adaptation of _The Goblin Grinder_

  • @kadenwoods3242
    @kadenwoods3242 Рік тому +258

    Praise be to Collin the Duck, he who will lead the feathery revolution!

    • @benmarshall2440
      @benmarshall2440 Рік тому +3

      You'd have to be Quackers to not support our Ducking Overlord.

  • @tylorbowell9627
    @tylorbowell9627 Рік тому +186

    Simon set a precedence for how hilarious this campaign and future campaigns are going to go, and I am here for it.

    • @MrTuneslol
      @MrTuneslol Рік тому +22

      "how about your character though?"
      Oof.... Simon starting out with a drive-by headshot lmao

  • @olker
    @olker Рік тому +264

    If anyone is interested “mörk borg” is Swedish and means “dark fortress”

    • @letsgoraiding
      @letsgoraiding Рік тому +34

      Or in English: murk borough!

    • @ewantaylor2758
      @ewantaylor2758 Рік тому +22

      The one time swedish actually sounds exactly like it does in the muppets

    • @Arcin00
      @Arcin00 Рік тому +4

      I'm swedish and I didn't even notice that until you said it, I thought it was just some wacky rando

    • @reptocilicus
      @reptocilicus Рік тому

      What a beautiful language

    • @msksuhr3121
      @msksuhr3121 Рік тому +1

      when tom talked about MÖRK Borg i think it was probably with ben i thought it was just mork borg didnt think it had a meaning but i was just like sure thats a name but now i see on the video title the swedish version of Ø Ö which i didnt catch at first cause im norwegian so i was like hang on a second isnt that swedish the name isnt just nonsense its just brits beeing terrible at pronouncing things

  • @influ3nce143
    @influ3nce143 Рік тому +193

    What a star studded cast! Cant wait for more.

  • @HailHydra27
    @HailHydra27 Рік тому +27

    Lydia is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs.
    Mostly from herself, but protected none the less

  • @Vital_Velocity
    @Vital_Velocity Рік тому +58

    Simon has such a quick wit, always a pleasure to see him in a roleplaying scenario.

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Рік тому +73

    A Tabletop roleplaying Game, run by Tom with Simon _and_ Hulmes?
    This channel is like paradise!

  • @tomyboy39
    @tomyboy39 Рік тому +76

    The Duke and Jingly John is the best possible combination of Mark Hulmes and Angory Tom I could possibly imagine

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 Рік тому +8

      I fucking lost it when the jingles played while he got the shit kicked out of him 😂

  • @Fluff-gl6yr
    @Fluff-gl6yr Рік тому +261

    “A naked man should never touch his sister”
    “I’m never sharing a pair of trousers with you again Ravs”
    “Peer pressure”
    So many phenomenal lines from Simon this episode

  • @mengguguo
    @mengguguo Рік тому +84

    Crunky is my favourite character in any tabletop game. Too bad he was so short lived.

    • @ivyartemis2431
      @ivyartemis2431 Рік тому +27

      he died as he lived: bungusing it up

    • @Ommfgcool
      @Ommfgcool Рік тому +5

      As short a life as the fuses on his bombs.

  • @KevlaminTheMighty
    @KevlaminTheMighty Рік тому +31

    The Simon and Lydia duo, across the channels, across the ages, across the many magical moments, is such a beautiful combination of hilarity and chaos.

  • @tom8636
    @tom8636 Рік тому +19

    Jingly John is my new favourite tom character

  • @lukehayes9834
    @lukehayes9834 Рік тому +26

    Petition to have each of Tom's intros gradually tie into eachother into an extended cinematic Angory-verse

  • @emzular
    @emzular Рік тому +35

    Simon, Ravs, Lydia AND HULMES!! this is an iconic group (love seeing hulmes outside of high rollers stuff!)

  • @kanestr
    @kanestr Рік тому +52

    Simon's comedic instincts are just too good. the world needs him to be unleashed.

  • @GeekMasterGM
    @GeekMasterGM Рік тому +87

    Would've never expected Mork Börg as one of the first games on any channel. This is gonna probs be epic.

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog Рік тому +15

    Oh boy, I can't wait to see more of Krunkey Bungus in future episodes!

  • @TheZombiemofo
    @TheZombiemofo Рік тому +38

    You can always guarantee that any session Tom DM's will be glorious chaos and nonsense.

  • @jfolz
    @jfolz Рік тому +15

    Off to a cracking start. The world gives off strong Heavy Metal vibes, and the characters are absolutely insane.

  • @zaboomba6635
    @zaboomba6635 9 місяців тому +1

    The only actual play I’ve watched through (over and over again) was Yogsquest 4, a Star Wars EOTE campaign run by Tom, I was so excited when I saw this man’s face at the head of the table! Also Simon is endlessly funny, I’m so excited to watch this campaign

  • @RoosterFloyd
    @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +52

    I actually bought the Mork Borg manual/rule book because of how awesome you said it was Tom. I was so pumped up thinking about how cool it must be that I forgot I don't have literally any friends and you can't really solo role play... I mean you can.. but I think they call it 'mental sickness' at that point.

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +11

      Really cool book though, I recommend it to anyone who actually has friends and all that jazz.

    • @iansinoz56
      @iansinoz56 Рік тому

      There’s a thousand different discords with people looking for GMs to play with. TabletopObscura, Harfrost and TheHorribleDecember to name a few of the ones I’m a part of. If you want to play that’s more difficult, but it costs nothing to jump on those and ask.

    • @Winter-ut3bb
      @Winter-ut3bb Рік тому +19

      I also bought it after Tom mentioned it. It actually has a separate solo ruleset you can buy called solitary defilement. Haven't given it a go but looks cool

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Рік тому +5

      @@Winter-ut3bb Sounds less like a RPG and more so an act of RPM... if you get my meaning.
      I'll have to check it out though. I mostly looked at the pretty pictures and then thought "Man, I bet this would be fun" then put it on my bookshelf. So I'll have to give it a more thorough read. Does sound like a depressing way to spend time... which apparently I'm into, but maybe that's a bit too far for even myself.

    • @groggyorangutan
      @groggyorangutan Рік тому +4

      You're in luck there's a solo play supplement for it called Solitary Defilement

  • @darthvaderyan
    @darthvaderyan Рік тому +25

    25:00 Simon asking why they want to save the king is super monty python LMAO

  • @elliothamer3034
    @elliothamer3034 Рік тому +22

    Crunky Bungus and the talking duck is genuinely a UA-cam GOAT moment for me 😂 absolutely hilarious 👏🏻 🦆

  • @blepbadatgames
    @blepbadatgames Рік тому +36

    3 Minutes into the episode and I'm already laughing my ass off, so happy to see roleplaying content getting its own platform!

  • @BigCMiner
    @BigCMiner Рік тому +8

    Really exited to see mark as a player rather than a DM for once, must be refreshing for him. So far tho, amazing characters

  • @benjaminalexander7028
    @benjaminalexander7028 5 місяців тому +1

    This was the first actual play that I genuinely enjoyed

  • @hgwilli1660
    @hgwilli1660 Рік тому +17

    For the whole last 10 min of the episode I kept having to pause and get my breath back because I was laughing so hard it hurt.

  • @ribbitrose7634
    @ribbitrose7634 Рік тому +11

    This is gold, the bonkers world fits the crew so well, can't wait for the next ep!

  • @STLGobbo
    @STLGobbo Рік тому +32

    The real mystery is why this was'nt done sooner, can't wait to binge the lot!

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Рік тому +3

    Lydia's line at 26:01 was so good.
    "I have 197 silver. Well actually, _you_ owe my 197 silver and I really need it right now"
    Its so good, I gotta use that in obe of my games one day.

  • @TheKingreiko
    @TheKingreiko Рік тому +20

    Simon and his bloody bombs/grenades, the universe is really trying to tell him something.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 Рік тому +2

    I really love how everyone really just throws into this all the way, and has fun with it. The table banter and the plays have been great so far.

  • @Imagin8io
    @Imagin8io 7 місяців тому +2

    "I mean, a rat could have bitten it off...you never know" - Very much appreciate that Jingle Jam oneshot reference

  • @flip878
    @flip878 Рік тому +6

    I thought the Cthulhu sessions were gold but this has managed to take it up another notch. Between this and the Games Night revival what a time to be alive!

  • @wadwiswell
    @wadwiswell 6 місяців тому +1

    49:44 this is when we can see the life trying leave Tom's eyes because of the fumble.

  • @lycanleader1453
    @lycanleader1453 Рік тому +3

    You know it will be a great game wen it takes about 6 mins to get thur the chaos of saying ur characters So hyped

  • @charlesh4463
    @charlesh4463 Рік тому +6

    I rewatch yogsquest probably every 6months knowing there's going to be a pipeline makes my year

  • @misomiso8228
    @misomiso8228 Рік тому +3

    Suggestion:
    Dolmenwood (it's amazing) (Simon as a Grimalkin would be fantastic)
    AND / OR
    Stygian Library OR Gardens of Ynn using 'OSE'
    AND / OR
    Deep Carbon Observatory
    You'll love em!

  • @RidderRust
    @RidderRust Рік тому +13

    +4 hours of content uploaded in one day + the episode on toms original channel. Praise Sigmar

  • @IfItsNotFun
    @IfItsNotFun Рік тому +15

    Oh man the cast choice for this series is fantastic. All people I love, and I'm really curious to see how they all do. This is gonna be a lot of fun isn't it!

  • @giancarlogarguillo5038
    @giancarlogarguillo5038 Рік тому +3

    Heard Tom geek out about MORK BORG on a stream once, couldn't be happier to have seen this video title, this is gonna be awesome!

  • @ohno144
    @ohno144 Рік тому

    This is the best Mork Borg playthrough that captures exactly how this game should be played. Leaning right into the silly. Loved it

  • @gbnilsson6212
    @gbnilsson6212 Рік тому +31

    Always lovely seeing Mark as a player!

    • @FrostedCreations
      @FrostedCreations Рік тому +1

      Honestly he was kind of terrible in this. He kept saying "no" to their attempts to improv. He needs to learn to relinquish some control when he's not the DM.

    • @Gunnarr123abc
      @Gunnarr123abc Рік тому +3

      @@FrostedCreations can you give example?? I didn't notice anything, at least I just put most of what hes done to his character's personality and liked how he was so committed to acting like a snobby controlling lazy used-to-be nobility, as opposed to another person in this character... I could see other people just "going along" with what everyone else is doing, not committing to the character

    • @FrostedCreations
      @FrostedCreations Рік тому +1

      @@Gunnarr123abc That's called "My guy"ing and it's not good for helping to have a fun game. In the bar the others offered multiple suggestions to deceive the people in the bar, like when Lydia asked him for coin to bribe them, but he just said "no, my character wouldn't do that". And to help he just said "well my character is used to getting his way" without actually doing anything to help. I get that he's playing a posh twat but it leaves everyone else helpless and struggling to work around that character otherwise the story doesn't progress. Also when Ravs tried to kill Simons duck for no reason other than that's what his "crazy" character would do. Fortunately he got punished for that, but what if he had succeeded? Suddenly a fun character Simon had created would be dead and Simon would have no choice other than go along with it.

    • @Ghillie_Monster
      @Ghillie_Monster Рік тому +2

      I'm still watching, but in that specific situation, Lydia asked for way too much silver for a bribe, which Mark's character literally didn't have the money, so I don't think it was him denying improv, it was a situation that wouldn't work. (He even says in another exchange a couple minutes later that he's "not as rich as used to be")

  • @wargame2n3p
    @wargame2n3p 2 місяці тому

    This series led me down the Mork Borg path - many thanks for that!

  • @MrOhidunno
    @MrOhidunno 10 місяців тому

    The bells jingling along the punch sfx is much appreciated.

  • @SoundsOfTheWildYT
    @SoundsOfTheWildYT Рік тому +2

    Having all of the disintegrator in one go has already spoiled me. I've always loved the yogs in TTRPGs, and need mooooooore!
    This channel must be such high effort so super well done and masses of appreciation to everyone involed

  • @jesseparker8878
    @jesseparker8878 Рік тому +2

    I used to be salty that games night pivoted to wargaming but now we have mystery quest who cares!

  • @arcubal
    @arcubal Рік тому +2

    OMG that was the funniest series of misadventures I've ever had the pleasure to lend an ear to. My bladder was less pleased as it tried desperately to contain itself. Cheers.

  • @najemokadlez1638
    @najemokadlez1638 Рік тому +4

    Self note Jingly John at 11:56, 26:25, 30:51.

  • @TheSmilingCynic
    @TheSmilingCynic Рік тому +7

    Lovely, just lovely. Nothing beats the madness of a full table of yogs. :)

  • @Skybreaker1337
    @Skybreaker1337 Рік тому +3

    That Tom character sheet future sight was genuinely impressive.

  • @torylva
    @torylva Рік тому

    Free League might be one of the best TTRPG producer/publisher out there today.
    Frankly, it is one thing I have noticed about Swedish-made TTRPGs. The production quality on the books is always superb. Great layout, awesome art, and tightly designed

  • @H3rcules
    @H3rcules Рік тому +2

    Tom this channel was a golden move always loved the old rp

  • @Alino-
    @Alino- Рік тому +2

    Holy hell, that nat 1 and then the Collin the Duck intro. Most hilarious thing I've seen in awhile.

  • @ChrisM-z6b
    @ChrisM-z6b Рік тому +1

    This is exactly the kind of video that got me watching the Yogscast in the first place! So excited for this channel!

  • @graveyardgxblin
    @graveyardgxblin Рік тому

    Yesss! I've wanted to find a MÖRK BORG campaign for a while now. The book for it is so cool!

  • @Gramcraft
    @Gramcraft Рік тому +1

    More Mork Borg please! Best TTRPG I’ve played in years

  • @RoboPrimeGames
    @RoboPrimeGames Рік тому +1

    I've found myself doing the 'Jingly John' voice as my default mocking/spoof voice now, thanks Tom. Thom.

  • @connors7078
    @connors7078 8 місяців тому

    This is the most fun I have had watching an online TTRPG. Such great interaction and no five minutes deciding what to do with a bonus action. :D

  • @iancotton4963
    @iancotton4963 Рік тому +28

    I think I almost died laughing just about the whole time

  • @notaproblemmm
    @notaproblemmm Рік тому +4

    Howled with laughter the entire time. Can't wait for the next episode🤣

  • @user-qo8js3qk5z
    @user-qo8js3qk5z 2 місяці тому

    This episode had me in stitches. Jingly John is a national treasure.

  • @RidderRust
    @RidderRust Рік тому +4

    I've already binged all the content, and now the empty hole in my chest eagerly awaits the next upload with a deep-set hunger.

  • @pialamode
    @pialamode Рік тому +17

    The voice combined with the dead eyed stare Ravs does for Cardinal Kettle will haunt my dreams, probably my favorite character in this despite how little he talks

  • @Broccli87
    @Broccli87 Рік тому +2

    Love toms way of adapting to players insane choices 😀

  • @RoAoG
    @RoAoG Рік тому +1

    Havent been this excited for a new yogs channel since Team Double Dragon or Lewis and Ben Save The World.

  • @katzenmeister488
    @katzenmeister488 Рік тому +2

    I've been missing this kind of rpg content from the yogscast for a long time glad to see its back ^-^

  • @mastersKaaP
    @mastersKaaP Рік тому

    This is amazing. I never knew that this channel is what was missing from my life until I watched this episode. Please never stop making these. Tom you're such an amazing DM and anything with Simon turns to absolute gold, paired with Ravs, Big Lyds and Hulmes just makes this such a good group for an adventure.

  • @ddmalarkey
    @ddmalarkey Рік тому

    Smile on my face from start to finish. Magic.

  • @jupiterzombies
    @jupiterzombies 8 місяців тому

    tom covering his face after the fumble and learning how much damage a bomb does is a feeling every GM has experienced at least once

  • @Marsh1563
    @Marsh1563 10 місяців тому

    This is the most fun I've had listening to an actual play. So funny!

  • @Flummiification
    @Flummiification Рік тому +1

    man this is great with the editing and all the people playing ridiculous characters but with so much dedication

  • @joekingdom9796
    @joekingdom9796 Рік тому +2

    I can't tell whether my favourite character is Crunky Bungus or Jingley John 😂

  • @Cybetrexs
    @Cybetrexs Рік тому +1

    That bomb blunder fucking killed me man. Great ab workout.

  • @wesh3338
    @wesh3338 10 місяців тому

    tom you've done it again. although obviously i couldn't help but hear the mork borg hype a few years back, i didn't really give it a second thought other than "cool art". well, about ten minutes into this and i ordered a copy of the book (and wow, what a book! it's such a well-made artifact). so they and chaosium owe you commissions

  • @danielfalberg1100
    @danielfalberg1100 6 місяців тому

    A man in a Ghost shirt playing Mörk Borg. That's two of the best things from Sweden. RPG:s and Metal Music :)

  • @overtime837over3
    @overtime837over3 Рік тому +1

    "it was perfect everything down to the last minute details"

  • @toasty4000000
    @toasty4000000 Рік тому +1

    Pre-watch comment: Bruh I am so excited to see Mark (AKA sherlock hulmes AKA best DM ever) play as a player!

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 Рік тому +1

      Aw the whole group is so fun, I love the yogscast

  • @joshuawood9224
    @joshuawood9224 Рік тому +2

    Love this so far, one of my new favourite channels 😂😂😂😂😂
    All of these characters are hilarious.

  • @BecauseOfDragons
    @BecauseOfDragons Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love MORK BORG - brilliant system and great for setting a vibe :)

  • @tristinknapp1112
    @tristinknapp1112 Рік тому +1

    The instant roaring of flames kicking in when Tom decides that "yeah, it's all on fire now too" was gold

  • @jackslater8026
    @jackslater8026 Рік тому +2

    Fantastic role play, keen to see what follows

  • @adrianshrubowich6144
    @adrianshrubowich6144 Рік тому +1

    Can't believe we need to wait a whole week for another episode. Already love this and can't wait for more

  • @harringtonmartin
    @harringtonmartin Рік тому +3

    I laughed so incredibly hard watching this. Thank you so much. I don't think I'll ever get economically conjoined twins out of my mind.

  • @LeonieJMerry
    @LeonieJMerry Рік тому +3

    Really enjoyed this and actually laughed out loud! Keep up the good work 👏

  • @Tehficus2
    @Tehficus2 Рік тому +3

    My favorite part of this video is when it came out a day after the channel came out

  • @orrhousecreative
    @orrhousecreative Рік тому +1

    Just gosh darn incredible, had me burstin' out laughing like how Bungus bungled and burst from the bomb

  • @NathanLazyBear
    @NathanLazyBear Рік тому

    This was fantastic, I'm so glad ya'll roll with the punches so well, in the spirit of the game for sure is the way to go. I'm excited for the next run in MÖRK BORG

  • @Seeley260989
    @Seeley260989 Рік тому +5

    This is the most I've laughed in a long time. Great stuff Tom :)

  • @catsby707
    @catsby707 9 місяців тому

    Omg, this is the funniest scenario I've seen in my life... I can't believe this isn't pre-written comedy!