Gamers don't retire: they ascend. And expand.
There’s a hot air balloon joke in here about people expanding and ascending. I’m just having a hard time finding it. Maybe because it’s…ABOVE MY HEAD!
That beat spiked harder than my blood sugar.
Beat hits harder then a redneck hitting a rabid stray dog with a bottle of mountain dew that's filled with piss and a few stains remaining of mountain
If you drink enough Mountain Dew and pee in plastic bottles, you too can achieve rotund perfection.
Peeing into jars won’t work, you’ll just become Sniper from Team Fortress 2.
@@menacingpyro2005 I read that in the voice from these videos. Was that intentional?
@@menacingpyro2005 If you pee in bottles/jugs or jars as well, you become a trucker.
oh damn another person who uses the word "rotund" as a preferred synonym for greatness
The lore goes deeper. Who is Adult Baby? Why do they hate him? Where did he come from? Is Lamborghini behind this??
Is he the misunderstood? An arch nemesis? An enemy from an earlier time who came back to haunt them? We will never know
adult baby is a confirmed war criminal and distant relative to quandale dingle. he has plans regarding taking over all 12 planets of the soda system which are
planet mountain dew
planet orangeade
planet coca cola
planet fanta
planet pepsi
planet red bull
planet monster
planet gatorade
planet sprite
planet 7up
planet root beer [ a lesser soda planet]
and planet DR pepper
I'm booking a flight to Planet Mtn. Dew, where all my dreams will come true.
The air there is gaseous mountain dew with 20% oxygen, on planet mountain dew you can breath the dew and it goes directly into your blood.
One day we'll all look back at the early days of ai when it was used to make silly harmless stuff like this.
I guess that will be the day when we hide in caves so the chrome skelletons dont gun us down.
One day AI will look back on these days as the twilight of humanity as it explores the cosmos and teaches increasingly bizarre and disjointed lectures to new AI about what humans were like before they went extinct.
@@morrigancollins2092if anything they'll recreate us like the forerunners in halo, and they'll do it from scratch if they have to, it might even be some crazy spiritual revolution or some shit as nero Link advances and the tech merges with people. It could also go the Warhammer route where demons start materializing out of thin air from this shit. It's an insane time to be alive
They're all living embodiments of Mountain Dew, except for Adult Baby though.
I hate that guy. He ruins everything. He's like the hamburgler of mountain dew and skittles.
@@Dankchungus Hey Dude! Broham that Adult baby sucks!! Whose with let's start who hates adult baby?
🔥🔥🔥We makin' it through the wormhole with this one!🔥🔥🔥
@@TheXtremist47 Planet Mountain Dew... The place where all your dreams come true...
The alternate timeline where the Harkonnen family hoards Mountain Dew instead of Spice has return, to bring more beauty upon us!
If you can navigate through space and see through time using only Mountain Dew I give you props. I need at least green Monster for that.
Funny how an ai video thats just a shitpost has more creativity then some modern movies/commercials. These images make me feel like there is a deep complexe lore behind them. I get Tron and Dune vibes from this.
I feel the same, there is an uncanny depth to these AI images. For some strange reason i have the impression that the "Mountain Dewians" are not just some obese Aliens but something like the most advanced god like civilization in the multiverse, travelling around to teach others the way of the Dew, which is not just some soft drink but the energy which created the universe and keeps it running.
You answered our prayers. Mad respect.
@@Dankchungus i swear to God i had been looping this in my house while i make my puppy go insane and scream "GRAB THAT MOUNTAIN DEW, WORMHOLE CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES."
@@Dankchungus Oh almighty Chungus! You are so massive we are all pulled towards your excellence.
I'm so happy to see more of this glorious place
Its like looking at the face of god and he smiles back through a bottle of mountain dew
Planet Mountain Dew, where only the finest drip, the sickest beats and rotund of gamers are allowed.
I once found a neon green grass planet in the game No Mans Sky. Named it Planet Mountain Dew and set up base there.
We did indeed piss in bottles.
@@VinceP420 it was a couple of years ago, and I lost that save.
I'm sure I can find one similar in my current save though, and if I can find it, I can give you the portal runes to get there if you want. ;D
@@zuperdude7701 Good luck brother! keep us updated on your search. i too shall continue my quest to find it!
Just when we thought planet mountain dew couldn't possibly be more beautiful, it showcased its perfection
I feel like I'm supposed to laugh at the idea of these people, but I actually deeply envy them.
I need to be whisked away to a world like theirs where it is socially acceptable, even encouraged, to piss in bottles
Honestly I’d love to live in planet Mountain Dew, just look at the sheer amount of drip and aesthetic in everything..
I love AI renders. They're so damn pretty.
I agree, it's especially awesome when the dumbest pic you've ever seen is amazing
@@Dankchungus It's understanding of lighting is impressive, and how it's able to easily generate dream-like ethereal worlds. I'm just happy this content exists. I'm enjoying it a lot.
Best part is AI is just getting started, in 5 years we should be able to turn this into a good movie. I for one can't wait for the death of the big studios since all they can make is flawed trash. This will allow far better movies to be made at a fraction of the cost.
@@jessiejanson1528 The big studios are just trying to use AI to pump out the same stale trash.
@@thejetttrek The big studio will most likely be the first to do it in fact
I can’t describe just the genuine happiness I feel from these
@@TheRenofox Would be an awesome utopia without the extreme obesity running rampant.
@@johnbash-on-ger Fitness is a simple desire of primitive people who have never experienced the pleasures of being entirely immersed in Mountain Dew.
@@TheRenofox Ah okay, I didn't know. Thanks for filling me in. I basically live under a rock. In some subjects I lack knowledge and enlightenment.
This gives the unrealistic expectation that all fat Mountain Dew drinkers are also amazing architects.
I keep rewatching this. I’m starting to feel myself evolve into one of them. Praise.
Unofficial lyrics:
Mountain Dew.
My stomach shows through.
The baby is detestable. I'm extraterrastrial.
I enter the scene.
My neck is unseen.
My weight is obscene and my outfit is green.
My drip is profound and the presence is strong.
My belly is round like the planet I'm from.
I come in a space ship with shades on like Neo.
to bring you the future wich isn't coke zero.
I walk like a savior
into your gas station
and drop off the flavor
with no hesitation.
I push through the throttle,
unscrew the bottle.
I sip it,
the liquid
is simply
exquisit!
We're intergalactic and you can't compete.
But our work is done here, the quest is complete.
That wormhole will take us a place you never knew.
Planet Mountain Dew, where all your dreams come true!
Dang this needs to be pinned, or even in a video as a prophecy of some kind!!
We need a 10 hour version! Amazing Soundtrack. I love it!
This overweight beat goes hard 🔥🔥🔥
This goes so unbelievably hard
We need MORE LORE.
Why is everyone so big yet so hot and fashionable.
Planet Mountain Dew cinematic universe.
These god like entities dont care if they are seen as obese, they are filled with the dew, and they are the dew, the dew has a consciusness, and one day we will be able to understand it.
I play No Man's Sky and I'm going to name an all green liquid planet, "Planet Mountain Dew".
I like how youre slowly assembling a cast of wacky characters.
These guys should be a playable race in a space rts game.
AYYYYYYOOOOO!!!!!! Thank you man, gonna bump this shit for days I couldn’t find it on Kaiser’s channel.
You’re a literal godsend for not putting any ads on this, seriously im addicted to this I keep coming back to this because it’s just so good, the visuals just match so incredibly well with the music and it generates so much positive emotions for me, seriously thank you so much!!!
Bro, it has ads now. YT is stealing from you if you're not monetizing this.
when we drink mt.dew, our dreams do come true. *the wormhole does not close in 5 mins*
Adult baby gets the guillotine. Now play that track one more time.
I know it's AI art, and I have some issues with it. But goddamn, these are fucking beautiful. I kind of want a series based on this, oddly enough.
It's a sci-fi show like star trek but with obese people that rave about mountain dew
it allows people who dont know how to draw to still get their vision out there, no issues with more accessibility
@@GhostMan407 I can get behind the idea but it has far too many negative connotations attached overshadowing it. Plus, people could just take a little time to learn to put their visions out there.
@@commissarthorne3894 I’ve been trying to draw for over 20 years and I can’t figure it out. AI is extremely helpful in this regard.
welcome to planet fanta
where life is fantastic
and every day bubbles with joy
I'm not going to lie planet mountain dew seems like it's the chilliest fucking place ever
On planet Mountain Dew, these fellows are considered to be among the most desirable of males.
"you ruin everything man baby, the videos over, i hate you!" was such a heartwarming but very emotional ending to this masterpiece soundtrack i will listen to, while drinking a mountain dew
I’m so pissed these are real models with real outfits. These dudes got swag out of another DIMENSION!!!!
“I will have Planet Dew for myself!! HE WHO CONTROLS THE DEW CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!”
If I put on 400lbs I'd be pretty pissed off, but if I ended up looking like the dude at 0:33 it'd be a little bit of a win.
All these guys are so fashionable. It’s like the culture on planet Mountain Dew is being bigger is attractive and more wealth.
The Dude at 0:38, "Mr. Jack & Dew" will be me... (I aspire life in The Green...)
I literrary checked out all of kaisers uploads and didn't found this song. Thank you for the gift! God bless Kaiser!
Dude, really appreciate it! Really didn‘t think you‘d share it that fast with all your viewers 👌🏻 have a good day 🤙🏻
I feel as if we have all made it into a universe where all matter is bound by the Dew.
I don't know how you make these, but it is downright amazing
I love how the guy at the first seems to awake from a dew-induced trance to greet us
Now we need videos for all the different flavors, they can be the many moons of planet mountain dew
Thanks guys, I can't appreciate you and Kaiser enough to collaborate this.
I get this nostalgia feeling from this, pretty cool.
0:00 cheif judge Elaco
0:17 cadet number 287
0:24 atorny general kalcanstein
0:26 mineral specialest jhon roberto
0:29 just some random planet moutain dew citazin
0:32 comander fleet general calconstin
0:35 cadet number 3879
0:38 factory worker
0:41 the famous planet moutain dew artist ladrigo
0:43 darktarto the one and only rapper of planet moutain dew
1:11 5th member of the council
1:14 just some random marshmellow flavored moutain dew man
1:16 general lebetoresco
1:19 4th member of the council
1:23 3rd member of the council
1:24 2nd memeber of the council
1:28 another fat marshmellow flavored moutain dew man
1:30 3rd in command
1:34 piolet number 3223
1:37 2nd in command
1:39 grandpa joe
1:44 piolet number 2136
1:45 Leader of the moutain dew people
1:48 delivery man
1:50 another delivery man
@@macroglossumstellatarum3068 hmmm Fun fact There body Is made like this to survive Planet MountainDew
A better multiverse than the MCU
Dakrchungus here speedrunning Ai perfection.
The Dew extends life. The Dew expands consciousness. The Dew is vital to space travel. He who controls the Dew, controls the Universe." Dewn
There are no wars, just 1v1s and clan lobbies eternally keeping the peace.
I feel like there is a badass scifi story to enjoy here. The beat was awesome and the visuals stunning, especially the planet, tech, vehicles, locations. Honestly, I'd like to see more of it, maybe you develop it into an actual story. Maybe there is a threat coming for Planet MD, an ancient and cosmic horror from beyond the stars that seeks to destroy all. And the PMD characters are unexpectedly strong and fast given what they LOOK like.
@@Dankchungus can't wait. If you do decide to have the characters be stronger and faster than what they appear they should be, you could take a page from Wall-e and say they look like that due to the lower gravity of PMD or something. Or that the characters themselves spend long time in micro-gravity because of the nature of their jobs, so it's a natural consequence of all the space travel they do.
Edit: Also I was thinking, the character at 0:32 he's basically working for the Cosmic Horror, the guy at 1:45 is a traitor to PMD working for the first guy. And Lambo (2:00) USED to work for the bad guy but he's come to realize the evil that he was working for and switched sides to PMD. just a few ideas to toss out. I havent thought of anything for Adult Baby yet, not sure if he should be Good, Evil, his own side, or a neutral observer, like The Watcher or something.
I think Tenacious D should make a live-action Planet Mountain Dew movie
You may not like it but this is what peak human perfection looks like.
These absolute units of men are the pincal of evolution they have ascended beyond the normal plans of existence and have reached a corn syrup and caffeine induced Nirvana the likes of which even the Buddha himself envy's
This is so beautiful, man. Absolutely great! 😊
If I were a Mountain Dew truck driver, I'd roll up to the hood with this blasting
From now on I play this song every time I drink mountain dew.
Imagine visiting Planet Mountain Dew and discovering that its core is actually a giant soda fountain and its inhabitants survive solely on a diet of Doritos and nacho cheese
We're making it out of the wormhole with this one 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
The extended cut of this track is my dream come true. Thanks Planet Mountain Dew.
The thought that there is a planet with all these absolute units just vibing and living there best lives is so cool
This commercial would never have become so exciting and atmospheric without this guy and this music
MARATHON is looking so much better than i thought it could. So well-fed
TYSM
Such a funky mix of music types, I love it
The guy sitting in front of the vending machine seems to have a long story to tell
What a healthy and prosperous civilization this is
1:21 I'd label him Overlord Dew, and he is powerwalking over to the gaming station to show the others how it's done.
They seem so wise and welcoming! Blessings to the Green Ones 🙏
Kaiser has drank so much mtn dew that he is a embodiment of the dew
Thank you kaizer, your beats is awesome
Duuude, the amount of diabetic medication in planet mountain dew must be astonishing
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Some of these men look very powerful. I would not want to fight any of them.
Please never stop producing videos
Cuts out the best line “grab that Mountain Dew, wormhole closes in 5 minutes”
Yes! I love the idea of it, its pure comedy but also the soundtrack is great. Thank you for making it.
Only maximum dew drinkers can achieve this form
Lmao This actually looks like it would be a badass movie or series
Unironically really moved by this aesthetic
I can't get enough of this music
I've already listened to this too much.
fire. these rotund space age marvels of humanity are awe inspiring.
planet mountain dew cinematic universe is wild.
With my piss bottle jetpack, I have finally entered the Planet Mountain Dew atmosphere and it's glorious.
Why is this one of my favorite videos of all time
Grab that Mountain Dew; wormhole closes in 5 minutes.
Man I love this
Sorry you got bothered so much about the song
But thank you for uploading!
I'm gonna start peeing in plastic bottles 🔥🔥🔥
@Andrew Sullivan bro I need the corn syrup to bulk up though
Pfff, these begginers, Am I right chat? :D
@@marccamp6376 wormhole begins in 10 seconds
@@Dankchungus Based
@Andrew Sullivan Nah I still taste the difference between the originals and the Zero Sugar versions. But I guess it’s probably pretty slight, so if you’re worried about the health factor, might be worth it