Alana talking about binging Asmon while working a desk job is exactly how I discovered both her and Asmon a year ago. Never understood the appeal of streamers until now.
Asmongold's teeth plot sadly reminds me of my mother, as a kid in the 60s she used to be so poor and as him most of her teeth are gone that's why she spend so much money on my health to avoid everything she had to endure in her early life and constantly tells me to brush and clean myself otherwise she would show me the remnants of her teeth telling me "you don't wanna end up like me, care about yourself as much as i care about you" i love that woman with my life.
Jokes on you, I hate asmon and I have never been in his streams. Maybe it's just me, but I find the notion of "IF U HAET STREAMR I LIEK, YOU MUSS HAV ULTEERIOR MOOTIVS!!!!1 HATER111!1" to be childish. Maybe I just think his reactions are too milquetoast, and his lack of grit at the face of challenge to be pathetic. The latter is especially apparent when viewing his elden ring DLC stream.
I'm not a fan of Asmon, I genuinely think he isn't as smart as most people make him out to be. His thoughts on health in general is just brain dead and if you disagree with him he gets pretty toxic at times. Plus he's also big on doing PR for other big streamers he's friends with even if he doesn't agree with them and they do or say something reprehensible.
@@meropticon_1651 You're right! Jokes on me indeed, i don't hate him but that doesn't mean i like him either. I always stay in the middle whenever it comes to content creator so i can focus on what content they make and not be swept up with whatever drama they ended up with. If asmon makes an bad/boring content then i'll just do something else, simple as that.
@@vitalstrats850 Yea i have to agree about that, his bias towards his inner circle can be annoying at times. Everybody else are "dumb" including me. I mean, i don't always agree to everything he says either. He's definitely not the smartest person alive, but he's smarter than most people i know irl. That's why i can at least respect asmongold's opinion on most matters.
@@meropticon_1651 "lack of grit in his elden ring SOTET stream" Huh? what are you talking about? Are you referencing the GamingCirclejerk post from Reddit lol?
I don't think Asmongold is a hoarder, but i do see him as in the schizo cluster somewhere. Schizotypal maybe. Maybe some depression and anxiety. You know, all the hits. When you're a schizo of any kind you don't see your environment as an extension of yourself, it's just something you walk through to do what you need to do. Also, let's be real here; if you eat fast food for every meal, you're probably immune to every food or body-fluid borne illness known to man. It's like how i became immune to hep B, which I didn't even know was possible. It's like the world's shittiest superpower. I swapped fluids with a chick a bunch and got an acute case and my body beat it, and now i have lab documents that say i'm functionally immune. Fucking win...new dating options unlocked.
I think the primary reason for the state of his house is that he is terminally online, the real world just exist to keep his body alive so he can be on the internet, and 99% of things he cares about happen on the internet. One big reason why people clean up their houses is because they actually live in their houses. By that I mean they care about things going on in there and they have friends or something coming over regularly. If you have none of that it becomes much easier to just let it all rot. So I don't think he's mentally ill or anything. His priorities are just very alien to most.
@MidWitPride I would say two things: 1. Yeah...what you're describing is mental illness. And 2. At this point, there are no mentally healthy people; it'a just a question of what fucked you up and if you have an official diagnosis or not. Lemme tell you, I have so many diagnoses that they're mutually exclusive. I personally am diagnosed with the entire schizo cluster...and that's not really how that works; you can't triple dip. You'll see a lot of the same thought processes in someone like myself or Nick Mullen, but where it differs is that you have to know that your brain is an unreliable narrator and overcome the temptation to allow your disorganized and chaotic thoughts to convince you to let what is essentially clutter to become filth. Your house reflects the way you think. Mine is totally ripped up right now, but that's because I'm flipping it next year and it's stuffed with materials for jobs that are in process with a cumulative work force of me...and sometimes my sister. Then again I take pains to keep it clean and functional even if every horizontal surface is covered in what are essentially hobby kits. I kill vermin when I become aware of them and seek out their points of entry, and I actually work on these things instead of telling myself that the exterior has no bearing on the interior life...because it does. It goes back to the seduction of intrusive thoughts. Whatever your specific problem is, you'll see reflections of it in your speech patterns, routines, and I the places like your home that bear the most evidence of these routines. For example, if you go to a woman's house and it's filled with stuffed animals and decorated in primary colors, get the fuck out. That girl got the bad touch real young or is still real young and the bad touch is you. If you go to a chick's place and it's totally spotless, that sucks; that chick is probably obsessive-compulsive, probably has a fear of germs, and you're never getting in her butt and probably only her mouth on federal holidays at best. Boo I say. 👎 I actually knew this morbidly obese lady who only blew her husband on holidays and she came into work late and all wound up one day because she was arguing with her husband about how Flag Day didn't count because it wasn't a bank holiday. See; that was the tactical mistake. It'll always be faster to just get the poison out than convince us that our position is wrong. By us, I mean pedantic blowjob-seekers.
i used to not only shower every day, but also wash my hands borderline compulsively until one day i kept petting a dog and washing my hands repeatedly and it stressed my whole body into an alergic reaction i'm not alergic to dogs (i even got one after this) and i'm obviously not alergic to soap, so... now i kinda understand him: all this effort just to stay alive is exhausting, so i got way more lax about it (still not near his lvl tho)
Hey the teeth thing sometimes has nothing to do with brushing or not. My mom was an addict and my dad was away in the navy (he didnt know she was an addict, they were never married) And literally I didn't see a dentist until I was 7 or 8. My mom had decided that when i was 3 she was gonna leave me with her mom and i would see her maybe 10min a week. Her mom was bed ridden but mom would have her friend or boyfriend/dealer come check on me. after it all got exposed my granny (dads side) took me to the dentist and found out i had sever gingivitis and bone decay and that even my adult teeth showed signs of internal rot (inner-progressing out) She asked what we can do, and the only thing we could do was slow the vitis with Rx mouthwash but that realistically the damage had been done but it wouldnt begin to be visible for some time depending on the rate of rot. my front 2 top and bottom rotted more at the jawline and once one on a row came out, the other was soon to follow. I couldnt brush in later stages due to a concern of opening up wounds on my gums with so many spots of decay (worrying about getting it into my bloodstream) so i used a water pik + the rx mw until even the water pik was becoming hard to not blow literal chunks out of my molars. Im getting implants finally because my insurance always considered the procedure "Cosmetic" but i had a dentist who was checking out the condition to see how i could continue trying to care for my mouth hygienically literally she saw how bad it was and hounded them telling them "Just because it will also improve the look of my teeth does not mean its being done for cosmetic reasons. Dentures she was afraid wouldnt be feasible as my gums change size with inflammation and that if something wasnt done soon, It WILL kill me." they are dragging their feet but im on borrowed time, hopefully soon but its not set in stone yet.
Yea, Amy has gotten a lot better since when she first rigged Alanas model so Alana had her rerig the frost model to bring it up to the fire models quality
Sounds like depression to me man. Keeping shit clean is harder when you're depressed. When I get really depressed I don't shower or do laundry as often. Never gone more than like three days, but that's pretty gross for me. If I got mega depressed I'd probably end up like Asmongold, potentially get stuck there, especially if I could make money without going outside.
I am surprised that Mr. Candyman is a fan of Asmonbald. I also watched his reaction to this video and he says that 99% of his income was just going to the investment of his other business. He might not look like a businessman but he really is a business-minded guy. Also Asmon did waaay better than some people going to convention or concert because he never go outside without taking a shower. I understand why he don't need shower if he was just inside of his house but what I can't understand was people going to every gathering without taking shower.
@@SkinUpMonkeyI mean that was the best way to keep your money, like every people who are not poor always do. If you had money but you felt the urge to spend it on useless things you don't need, just invest it for your future business.
Rats actually show up from tume to time in my house. Not because of hoarding, but because we have an empty terrain behind the house, some fruit trees and a small vegetable garden, and some dog food for... Well, the dog. We many times have the dog barking because it found a rat... Or a hedgehog once or twice. Years ago, when there were less people and more empty terrains around, there were even some poisonous snakes that showed up (thankfully they do not seem to come anymore)
29:30 mold can cause a LOT of problems. One of them being intestinal cancer... You can ask my grandfather about that one, although you migh need to hire a necromancer to do that...
Dude, Asmon is so damn funny its crazy. He completely makes fun and light of common societal issues lol. That time that roach crawled on him i lost my mind laughing so hard. His reaction was so good.
God I love the Guy and in many things he said and did I can really see myself. Its kinda sad that the really bad things are so relatable but I just wish for him to be good and do well. Maybe one day he can get a clean house and take all the old stuff and put it in the new house in a ordered and sustainable way.
I remember watching his old wow vids, I love watching him on UA-cam even if I might not jive with is on some of his takes but and sometimes it’s not entertaining to watch reaction all the time, but he is funny.
To be fair, when you are slow cooking in the mess, you don't really register it as much. I mean mainly smells or differences in air quality. I'm also pretty sure he mentioned not so far ago that he does visit the doctor and that he has no health issues. And I'm pretty sure that he said he wouldn't miss the items in a long run. I think it even came up in conversation with Emi and Tectone on their podcast or something.
I've been smoking in my appartment for the past 10 years. You don't get sticky film, you get yellow walls and a smokey smell. Maybe after 30 years of smoking in the same room, but I'm not there yet. My brother however smoked Shisha for roughly 5 years in his appartment and there you have a dark yellow/brown film that is sticky and above the stove where he prepared the coals it's all black. My mom smokes in her house for 13 years now and she has absolutely nothing in there. Always wondered how she does it and she can't explain it herself.
Didn't know his teeth were fake tbh, that's rough. I ain't hating, I lost every single tooth slowly over time between 19-30yo, after a hereditary disease my dad had showed it's first signs when I was 19 (he lost his by 25). I was born into poverty, so I just had to put up with my teeth literally breaking off in pieces while eating soft bread lol. I use dentures these days, though not having them till I turned 32 means I just got kinda used to not caring if people see me without them sometimes... They're annoying to get in there, like way harder than contacts. "but how you afford dentures if so poor?" My dentist bought the best ones for me since he knew I wouldn't be able to afford even the job meh ones. I wish more healthcare professionals were like her.
Let's be honest about this if you love this man. If you care about him, you will encourage him to live a healthy lifestyle. At some point asmund gold's going to need some kind of an intervention. Hopefully his friends on his little podcast will do just that because I hate seeing him waste away like this.
Da SUpreMe DjenTlemAn mentioned! The Supremely smol pp djentleman to be more precise, and no, we ain`t talking Assmongler nor Oompa, well, hard to say with certainty, but only one of the three publicly stated the pp size, and i`ll tell you hwat, my index finger is longer than that, which i only know as i use my body parts as quick rulers when checking stock sizes in the cutoffs bin(machinist things) when i can`t locate a proper scale or a ruler in the stock room... Sosig is not measured with an index finger... Those are some critical dimensions; one can not rely on crude measurements when dealing with important data... Nothing less than 10 repeated checks of each dimension, followed by comparison with water volume expulsion from a measuring vessel to confirm the cubic dimension of those averaged dimensions will do... Boys brag about length, men about girth, but only a gigachad talks of cubic volume... Be a gigachad, tell me how many centiliters of water do you displace! Edit Just fucking clean your house, use washable paint and wash the walls gently twice a year and repaint them once every two or three years to restore what little paint gets removed with washings... Don`t soak the walls, just use a warm wet ``magic`` rag and wipe those walls clean... Tho, i`m european so our walls are actual walls and not some crap that gives the false impression of a wall... I don`t know how well the drywall plates and painted wooden boards tolerate washing and fiddling with... Concrete actually loves moisture and water, so washing a concrete wall does it no harm, other than abrading away some of the paint along with the junk... Non-washable paints actually wash even better, but they do so because they literally wear off and away with the washing to a much larger degree, so it removes any and all junk that potentially got surface level absorption, like smashed mosquitoes and such scum... You can even use fasadex or similar outdoor wall paint on the inside, they smell like shit when curing, but they are remarkably tolerant of being washed quite often if you don`t scrub like a madman... Especially good if you have bulldogs or mastiffs or bernards and similar dogs which are slobber machine-guns that are unloading all over your walls and leaving snot projectiles on them every 10-20 minutes... Also, if you have to seal a wall, you can use oil based paint, matte, and then paint with whatever you want over that initial oil based paint treatment... For a more hardcore sealing paint, you can use Signolit or similar names used for street markings of public roadways and such applications... That shit smells like hell and is damn bad to breathe in while curing, but it leaves a near impervious layer that seals the walls and covers literally every kind of stain with totality, and takes on regular paint over itself remarkably well, almost acting like a primer of sorts, due to it`s grainy texture.... There you go, if you want to paint a house, now you got some baseline data for reference, based on my experience derived from advice of people in the paint trade or construction/manual labor tangent to housing and surface finishing...
Well I am equal parts horrified and disgusted. I'd never even heard of this guy until some thing he did in Dragon's Dogma II went viral and popped up in my recommendations.
asmon grew up with his mother, And he was very close to his mother. But his mother was a hoarder, And asmon also is a hoarder because of it. and probably some other reasons.
4:32 dont discount LawTube. Rekieta has almost a million views per 10 hour stream. Legalbytes has 1-2 million per stream that are almost as long as Nick. Emily Baker has 2 million per 4 hour stream I think she ended when court did.
I bet the reason he hasn't cleaned up his place is either. Hesimply doesn't feel a need to yet and once he does it will all be done. or more likely in my opinion he feels like he can't clean up his place because it is tied to his internet image of the guy with a filthy lifestyle
18:32 why doesnt twitch or youtube offer an audio only then? many many viewers are actually just listeners. i just listened to 6 hours of kirsche last week on a drive. i maybe looked at the screeen a grand total of 5 minutes that whole 6 hours
2:17 "You've got to play WoW, You've got to play WoW. You've got to play WoW, You've got to play every day!" :D also dam. saw that the music video was released 17 years ago. dam i feel old xD 38:24 it also depends what type of climate u live in. if u live in cold dry climate and chill at home most of the times u dont need to take a shower every day. and if u live in hot humid climate where u sweat buckets by hour u need to shower more. same goes for drinking water.
My wife is an online author with an active patreon. I've been witnessing the whole "obligation to fans" thing, stresses her out to the point that I've had to threaten to disconnect the internet to get her to take a day and relax.
This is getting fuckin' meta. We have a vtuber reactor reacting to a reaction to a reaction to chat. What...are we fucking doing here? Mommy, daddy, stop fighting; you're ruining my birthday party! I think it's wild that Oompaville's doing a weird hit piece on Asmongold. Did he catch the ghey from In Praise of Shadows?
I used to watch asmongold then in a video he did nit all that long ago dude just started talking mad crao on his fans and it immediately turned me off of his videos and I haven't watched him since. I wish i could remember which video it was, but I can't. I get that people have bad days and get tired of things, but taking it out on your viewers ain't it chief.
Asmon is kinda the definition of real and based. Nothing he sais is really wrong and you can at most disagree with him, but most of the time he's simply spitting facts. A bit black pillled at times, but still spot on.
I thought i had poor dental hygiene... i bet this guy doesn't even have toothpaste and brushes in the house... Pretty sure Eastern Europe did have brushes they just used to use baking soda instead of toothpaste.
1 hour of Alana Yapping let's gooooooooooooo
Asmon is not a hoarder, a hoarder values everything in the house, even literal garbage, Asmon just doesn;t give a f to clean shit out.
Alana talking about binging Asmon while working a desk job is exactly how I discovered both her and Asmon a year ago.
Never understood the appeal of streamers until now.
Facts, they're fantastic background noise for work 🤣🤟
First background noise while working, then second monitor noise during non working hours, streamer pipeline.
I still don't understand the appeal of Asmon, I don't think I ever will and that's ok
Asmongold's teeth plot sadly reminds me of my mother, as a kid in the 60s she used to be so poor and as him most of her teeth are gone that's why she spend so much money on my health to avoid everything she had to endure in her early life and constantly tells me to brush and clean myself otherwise she would show me the remnants of her teeth telling me "you don't wanna end up like me, care about yourself as much as i care about you" i love that woman with my life.
The way Alana's ears perk up upon seeing La Rata at 24:02 was great, like she's going into hunter mode
Let's be real, the people who hates Asmongold are the ones he banned. Along with their new accounts that are also banned.
Jokes on you, I hate asmon and I have never been in his streams. Maybe it's just me, but I find the notion of "IF U HAET STREAMR I LIEK, YOU MUSS HAV ULTEERIOR MOOTIVS!!!!1 HATER111!1" to be childish. Maybe I just think his reactions are too milquetoast, and his lack of grit at the face of challenge to be pathetic. The latter is especially apparent when viewing his elden ring DLC stream.
I'm not a fan of Asmon, I genuinely think he isn't as smart as most people make him out to be. His thoughts on health in general is just brain dead and if you disagree with him he gets pretty toxic at times. Plus he's also big on doing PR for other big streamers he's friends with even if he doesn't agree with them and they do or say something reprehensible.
@@meropticon_1651 You're right! Jokes on me indeed, i don't hate him but that doesn't mean i like him either. I always stay in the middle whenever it comes to content creator so i can focus on what content they make and not be swept up with whatever drama they ended up with. If asmon makes an bad/boring content then i'll just do something else, simple as that.
@@vitalstrats850 Yea i have to agree about that, his bias towards his inner circle can be annoying at times. Everybody else are "dumb" including me.
I mean, i don't always agree to everything he says either. He's definitely not the smartest person alive, but he's smarter than most people i know irl. That's why i can at least respect asmongold's opinion on most matters.
@@meropticon_1651 "lack of grit in his elden ring SOTET stream"
Huh? what are you talking about? Are you referencing the GamingCirclejerk post from Reddit lol?
uncleaned smoker houses have tar in the air ducts and you are basically inhaling toxic nicotine tar mold
I don't think Asmongold is a hoarder, but i do see him as in the schizo cluster somewhere. Schizotypal maybe. Maybe some depression and anxiety. You know, all the hits.
When you're a schizo of any kind you don't see your environment as an extension of yourself, it's just something you walk through to do what you need to do.
Also, let's be real here; if you eat fast food for every meal, you're probably immune to every food or body-fluid borne illness known to man. It's like how i became immune to hep B, which I didn't even know was possible. It's like the world's shittiest superpower. I swapped fluids with a chick a bunch and got an acute case and my body beat it, and now i have lab documents that say i'm functionally immune. Fucking win...new dating options unlocked.
I think the primary reason for the state of his house is that he is terminally online, the real world just exist to keep his body alive so he can be on the internet, and 99% of things he cares about happen on the internet. One big reason why people clean up their houses is because they actually live in their houses. By that I mean they care about things going on in there and they have friends or something coming over regularly. If you have none of that it becomes much easier to just let it all rot. So I don't think he's mentally ill or anything. His priorities are just very alien to most.
@MidWitPride I would say two things:
1. Yeah...what you're describing is mental illness.
And
2. At this point, there are no mentally healthy people; it'a just a question of what fucked you up and if you have an official diagnosis or not.
Lemme tell you, I have so many diagnoses that they're mutually exclusive. I personally am diagnosed with the entire schizo cluster...and that's not really how that works; you can't triple dip. You'll see a lot of the same thought processes in someone like myself or Nick Mullen, but where it differs is that you have to know that your brain is an unreliable narrator and overcome the temptation to allow your disorganized and chaotic thoughts to convince you to let what is essentially clutter to become filth.
Your house reflects the way you think. Mine is totally ripped up right now, but that's because I'm flipping it next year and it's stuffed with materials for jobs that are in process with a cumulative work force of me...and sometimes my sister.
Then again I take pains to keep it clean and functional even if every horizontal surface is covered in what are essentially hobby kits. I kill vermin when I become aware of them and seek out their points of entry, and I actually work on these things instead of telling myself that the exterior has no bearing on the interior life...because it does. It goes back to the seduction of intrusive thoughts.
Whatever your specific problem is, you'll see reflections of it in your speech patterns, routines, and I the places like your home that bear the most evidence of these routines.
For example, if you go to a woman's house and it's filled with stuffed animals and decorated in primary colors, get the fuck out. That girl got the bad touch real young or is still real young and the bad touch is you.
If you go to a chick's place and it's totally spotless, that sucks; that chick is probably obsessive-compulsive, probably has a fear of germs, and you're never getting in her butt and probably only her mouth on federal holidays at best. Boo I say. 👎
I actually knew this morbidly obese lady who only blew her husband on holidays and she came into work late and all wound up one day because she was arguing with her husband about how Flag Day didn't count because it wasn't a bank holiday. See; that was the tactical mistake. It'll always be faster to just get the poison out than convince us that our position is wrong. By us, I mean pedantic blowjob-seekers.
i used to not only shower every day, but also wash my hands borderline compulsively
until one day i kept petting a dog and washing my hands repeatedly and it stressed my whole body into an alergic reaction
i'm not alergic to dogs (i even got one after this) and i'm obviously not alergic to soap, so...
now i kinda understand him: all this effort just to stay alive is exhausting, so i got way more lax about it (still not near his lvl tho)
1:00:30 - you laughing so hard you bark is why I watch these react videos 🤣
You should have reacted to asmongolds reaction to this to maximize react content
Seriously there is a rabbit hole for asmongold for real ?
I really like this updated model. The expressions are really clean and the face doesn't seem to warp around like the other model.
Really really good.
Hey the teeth thing sometimes has nothing to do with brushing or not. My mom was an addict and my dad was away in the navy (he didnt know she was an addict, they were never married) And literally I didn't see a dentist until I was 7 or 8. My mom had decided that when i was 3 she was gonna leave me with her mom and i would see her maybe 10min a week. Her mom was bed ridden but mom would have her friend or boyfriend/dealer come check on me. after it all got exposed my granny (dads side) took me to the dentist and found out i had sever gingivitis and bone decay and that even my adult teeth showed signs of internal rot (inner-progressing out) She asked what we can do, and the only thing we could do was slow the vitis with Rx mouthwash but that realistically the damage had been done but it wouldnt begin to be visible for some time depending on the rate of rot. my front 2 top and bottom rotted more at the jawline and once one on a row came out, the other was soon to follow. I couldnt brush in later stages due to a concern of opening up wounds on my gums with so many spots of decay (worrying about getting it into my bloodstream) so i used a water pik + the rx mw until even the water pik was becoming hard to not blow literal chunks out of my molars. Im getting implants finally because my insurance always considered the procedure "Cosmetic" but i had a dentist who was checking out the condition to see how i could continue trying to care for my mouth hygienically literally she saw how bad it was and hounded them telling them "Just because it will also improve the look of my teeth does not mean its being done for cosmetic reasons. Dentures she was afraid wouldnt be feasible as my gums change size with inflammation and that if something wasnt done soon, It WILL kill me." they are dragging their feet but im on borrowed time, hopefully soon but its not set in stone yet.
did this model get updated? it feels more expressive
Yep
Yea, Amy has gotten a lot better since when she first rigged Alanas model so Alana had her rerig the frost model to bring it up to the fire models quality
Sounds like depression to me man. Keeping shit clean is harder when you're depressed. When I get really depressed I don't shower or do laundry as often. Never gone more than like three days, but that's pretty gross for me. If I got mega depressed I'd probably end up like Asmongold, potentially get stuck there, especially if I could make money without going outside.
I am surprised that Mr. Candyman is a fan of Asmonbald.
I also watched his reaction to this video and he says that 99% of his income was just going to the investment of his other business.
He might not look like a businessman but he really is a business-minded guy.
Also Asmon did waaay better than some people going to convention or concert because he never go outside without taking a shower.
I understand why he don't need shower if he was just inside of his house but what I can't understand was people going to every gathering without taking shower.
The fact anyone thinks he wasn't investing in something while still looking poor shows how dumb people are.
@@SkinUpMonkeyI mean that was the best way to keep your money, like every people who are not poor always do. If you had money but you felt the urge to spend it on useless things you don't need, just invest it for your future business.
From Asmon's channel! Good video. Will sub 10/10 Alana is a GOAT Vtuber
So true, this react was great !
Why does young Asmon sound so sweet?
Rats actually show up from tume to time in my house. Not because of hoarding, but because we have an empty terrain behind the house, some fruit trees and a small vegetable garden, and some dog food for... Well, the dog.
We many times have the dog barking because it found a rat... Or a hedgehog once or twice.
Years ago, when there were less people and more empty terrains around, there were even some poisonous snakes that showed up (thankfully they do not seem to come anymore)
29:30 mold can cause a LOT of problems. One of them being intestinal cancer...
You can ask my grandfather about that one, although you migh need to hire a necromancer to do that...
We’re in for the long haul boys
Dude, Asmon is so damn funny its crazy. He completely makes fun and light of common societal issues lol. That time that roach crawled on him i lost my mind laughing so hard. His reaction was so good.
Dudes immune system is actually Mahoraga
He could swim in the Ganges with no issue...
God I love the Guy and in many things he said and did I can really see myself. Its kinda sad that the really bad things are so relatable but I just wish for him to be good and do well. Maybe one day he can get a clean house and take all the old stuff and put it in the new house in a ordered and sustainable way.
Whenever I need background noise videos, I binge Asmongold's Johnny Depp trial.
how have i never heard of an "asmond gold" until today
I remember watching his old wow vids, I love watching him on UA-cam even if I might not jive with is on some of his takes but and sometimes it’s not entertaining to watch reaction all the time, but he is funny.
Missed opportunity to watch Asmon react to this same video. :D
To be fair, when you are slow cooking in the mess, you don't really register it as much. I mean mainly smells or differences in air quality.
I'm also pretty sure he mentioned not so far ago that he does visit the doctor and that he has no health issues.
And I'm pretty sure that he said he wouldn't miss the items in a long run. I think it even came up in conversation with Emi and Tectone on their podcast or something.
I've been smoking in my appartment for the past 10 years. You don't get sticky film, you get yellow walls and a smokey smell. Maybe after 30 years of smoking in the same room, but I'm not there yet. My brother however smoked Shisha for roughly 5 years in his appartment and there you have a dark yellow/brown film that is sticky and above the stove where he prepared the coals it's all black. My mom smokes in her house for 13 years now and she has absolutely nothing in there. Always wondered how she does it and she can't explain it herself.
Zach, what a humble bro.
Didn't know his teeth were fake tbh, that's rough. I ain't hating, I lost every single tooth slowly over time between 19-30yo, after a hereditary disease my dad had showed it's first signs when I was 19 (he lost his by 25). I was born into poverty, so I just had to put up with my teeth literally breaking off in pieces while eating soft bread lol. I use dentures these days, though not having them till I turned 32 means I just got kinda used to not caring if people see me without them sometimes... They're annoying to get in there, like way harder than contacts. "but how you afford dentures if so poor?" My dentist bought the best ones for me since he knew I wouldn't be able to afford even the job meh ones. I wish more healthcare professionals were like her.
The No Mere Mortal challenge - live in Asmon's house for a week
Optional - don't let Asmon even notice you
our fire/frost fox is the vtuber asmongold
Let's be honest about this if you love this man. If you care about him, you will encourage him to live a healthy lifestyle. At some point asmund gold's going to need some kind of an intervention. Hopefully his friends on his little podcast will do just that because I hate seeing him waste away like this.
Bloody hell you would be better off camping in his garden than sleeping in his house...
I sometimes find it funny most people know him from wow I watched him play dark souls and immediately subbed lol
Smug trying to justify some of this is funny, obviously hes gotten better but god some of that is horrific
That Rat boy with the tash is Nux as well right.
The mustache man strikes again
Nurgle's most devout cenobite
Da SUpreMe DjenTlemAn mentioned! The Supremely smol pp djentleman to be more precise, and no, we ain`t talking Assmongler nor Oompa, well, hard to say with certainty, but only one of the three publicly stated the pp size, and i`ll tell you hwat, my index finger is longer than that, which i only know as i use my body parts as quick rulers when checking stock sizes in the cutoffs bin(machinist things) when i can`t locate a proper scale or a ruler in the stock room...
Sosig is not measured with an index finger... Those are some critical dimensions; one can not rely on crude measurements when dealing with important data... Nothing less than 10 repeated checks of each dimension, followed by comparison with water volume expulsion from a measuring vessel to confirm the cubic dimension of those averaged dimensions will do... Boys brag about length, men about girth, but only a gigachad talks of cubic volume... Be a gigachad, tell me how many centiliters of water do you displace!
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Just fucking clean your house, use washable paint and wash the walls gently twice a year and repaint them once every two or three years to restore what little paint gets removed with washings... Don`t soak the walls, just use a warm wet ``magic`` rag and wipe those walls clean... Tho, i`m european so our walls are actual walls and not some crap that gives the false impression of a wall... I don`t know how well the drywall plates and painted wooden boards tolerate washing and fiddling with... Concrete actually loves moisture and water, so washing a concrete wall does it no harm, other than abrading away some of the paint along with the junk... Non-washable paints actually wash even better, but they do so because they literally wear off and away with the washing to a much larger degree, so it removes any and all junk that potentially got surface level absorption, like smashed mosquitoes and such scum... You can even use fasadex or similar outdoor wall paint on the inside, they smell like shit when curing, but they are remarkably tolerant of being washed quite often if you don`t scrub like a madman... Especially good if you have bulldogs or mastiffs or bernards and similar dogs which are slobber machine-guns that are unloading all over your walls and leaving snot projectiles on them every 10-20 minutes... Also, if you have to seal a wall, you can use oil based paint, matte, and then paint with whatever you want over that initial oil based paint treatment... For a more hardcore sealing paint, you can use Signolit or similar names used for street markings of public roadways and such applications... That shit smells like hell and is damn bad to breathe in while curing, but it leaves a near impervious layer that seals the walls and covers literally every kind of stain with totality, and takes on regular paint over itself remarkably well, almost acting like a primer of sorts, due to it`s grainy texture.... There you go, if you want to paint a house, now you got some baseline data for reference, based on my experience derived from advice of people in the paint trade or construction/manual labor tangent to housing and surface finishing...
I like how he throws the rat in the trash can but nothing else.
I used to live in London. I've seen a LOT of rats.
44:58 it kinda like alien’s acid from Alien movie
I feel like I need to wash myself just by seeing him
Well I am equal parts horrified and disgusted.
I'd never even heard of this guy until some thing he did in Dragon's Dogma II went viral and popped up in my recommendations.
asmon grew up with his mother, And he was very close to his mother. But his mother was a hoarder, And asmon also is a hoarder because of it. and probably some other reasons.
Man, I should have been an officer in a wow guild
Rabbit pit.
BABY OOMPA!!! OMG!!!!!
I don't even know who this UA-camr is that's how under a rock I am.
4:32 dont discount LawTube. Rekieta has almost a million views per 10 hour stream. Legalbytes has 1-2 million per stream that are almost as long as Nick. Emily Baker has 2 million per 4 hour stream I think she ended when court did.
I bet the reason he hasn't cleaned up his place is either. Hesimply doesn't feel a need to yet and once he does it will all be done. or more likely in my opinion he feels like he can't clean up his place because it is tied to his internet image of the guy with a filthy lifestyle
I thought the rabbit hole was to watch every reaction video lol
Asmonbald
Hasgonebald
I dont know why asmold doesnt hire a housekeeper.
I legit found Asmon via the Amber Herd trial.
AsmonPapa now have a kid.
*KASSI THE BOSS* who will continue your legend
18:32 why doesnt twitch or youtube offer an audio only then?
many many viewers are actually just listeners. i just listened to 6 hours of kirsche last week on a drive. i maybe looked at the screeen a grand total of 5 minutes that whole 6 hours
Had the same bed for 22 years.
2:17 "You've got to play WoW, You've got to play WoW. You've got to play WoW, You've got to play every day!" :D
also dam. saw that the music video was released 17 years ago. dam i feel old xD
38:24 it also depends what type of climate u live in. if u live in cold dry climate and chill at home most of the times u dont need to take a shower every day. and if u live in hot humid climate where u sweat buckets by hour u need to shower more. same goes for drinking water.
A Vtuber reacting to a streamer reacting to another streamer
He's a gremlin thats why we associate with him
RIP rat-kun. 🥺😢
The one true king is christ bro
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
@Alx1744 amen brother!
My wife is an online author with an active patreon. I've been witnessing the whole "obligation to fans" thing, stresses her out to the point that I've had to threaten to disconnect the internet to get her to take a day and relax.
The fact there is a non zero percent chance asmon doesn't wipe after a nr 2 is terrifying😂😢😅
I dunno if i commented this or not but i fuckin Love Ompaville hes amazing at these video presentation.
Should've reacted to asmon reacting to this video...
His could not give a fuck responses are hilarious...
AlanaGold? I ship it!
Heh, I used to play RuneScape a lot. I never got into WoW, was so boring to me :p
The only thing that triggers me is his overly expressive eyebrows , that's just not normal.
Asmon is one of those people that have no business being successful yet somehow are.
This is getting fuckin' meta. We have a vtuber reactor reacting to a reaction to a reaction to chat.
What...are we fucking doing here?
Mommy, daddy, stop fighting; you're ruining my birthday party!
I think it's wild that Oompaville's doing a weird hit piece on Asmongold. Did he catch the ghey from In Praise of Shadows?
If you have ANYONE that likes you a drug habit will hurt them eventually, trust me!
this is nasty dude takes a shower and gest called strong
Balding vtuber.
Bro I feel like you are one of those people that wanted to clean his house
I used to watch asmongold then in a video he did nit all that long ago dude just started talking mad crao on his fans and it immediately turned me off of his videos and I haven't watched him since. I wish i could remember which video it was, but I can't. I get that people have bad days and get tired of things, but taking it out on your viewers ain't it chief.
Don't do drugs.
Wait, over-cleaning is a thing?
More like asmidgold
Nah hes ok. Only ok
I don't even know who this guy is.
weed is fineeee thooooo lol
here is my experience with people who claim to avoid/hate politics
50/50 no others, they will always be woke or democraps
Asmon is kinda the definition of real and based. Nothing he sais is really wrong and you can at most disagree with him, but most of the time he's simply spitting facts. A bit black pillled at times, but still spot on.
wait you put fruit in your fridge?
I can't actually watch Azmon... All the eyebrow popping when he talks drives me bonkers.
to the question is iut laziness stagnation or what is it. i think i know the answer and its that he is content he is satisfied
didn react to asmon reacting to oompa sadge
Bananas
You should have watched Zach's video where he watches this you would have got so much more lower
8:14 my mind: ua-cam.com/video/gpQS41WQSPY/v-deo.html
🤟😎🤙
Hi.
Can't wait for Asmon's reaction to the video when he goes "What's this?" Make a bunch of faces and at the end says "That's crazy"
And his eyeballs looking like their about to fall out
I thought i had poor dental hygiene... i bet this guy doesn't even have toothpaste and brushes in the house...
Pretty sure Eastern Europe did have brushes they just used to use baking soda instead of toothpaste.