Alaska's read of Detox on S5 is a classic; "Detox, you're so seductive, but unfortunately it's illegal to do it with you because most of your parts are under eighteen years of age."
@@gingklwnc1023 There was a queen in season 2 called "Mystique Summers Maddison", who did very poorly on her season and Valentina compared Latrice to her, plus, they fact that they look alike (black, both fat, no offense, I swear to FUCKING God, please don't come for me anyone), made it what it is, I think... I'm not 100% sure on it, tho and I didn't get it when I heard the joke first, I hadn't watched season 2 when I did, I started watching Drag Race this January, actually...
@@chad7064 alyssa won in 2010 but coco started fake rumours about her being unprofessional leading to her crown to be revoked and given to coco who was the runner up.
@@cheyennebrennan966 yeah, it ended up being a compliment. Should have said “katya you carried all season 7 on your shoulders darling, I mean look-at-your-shoulders” and well delivered
@@edc3665 Just to add what was said there ^ Alyssa got too busy with her dance school and other stuff and wasnt able to do her duties properly so the 1st runner up (In this case Coco) was crowned instead and Alyssa was dethroned
@@onidraw1162 Well the ongoing fight and drama on season 5 was because of all the drama between coco and Alyssa and then Alaska made that read and it was so silent but then roxxxy just giggled :D that was so amazingly funny haha :D
OMG Ben de la Creme...reading Trixie..."I totally get it...you're just painting for the back of the room" "...which makes sense, because that's where your audience collects...if you remember to lock the door" LMFAO 😂
She's basically saying that Trixie is such a bad performer that her audience will try to walk out on her. But when she locks the doors the people obviously can't escape so they wait in front of the door, hoping to get away from her.
Roxy: (to coco) for someone who calls themselves a top, you sure do like being on the bottom..." I cry laughing every single time I hear it. My all time favourite!!!
“Coco Montrese, you are such a fierce lip syncer, but when you’re done I don’t know whether to clap, or start warming up the defibrillators” - Jinkx Monsoon - The best read of all time
Can we talk about how queens are crying about jokes on their weight, but Roxxy bursts out laughing about being abandoned as a child?! THAT'S humor babh /it's been 2 years since i read this, and I want to note that since then I have definitely realised that weight is not always something to be joked about with certain people and that's ofc more than okay/
@@AnnePande also, Katya has said in interviews that she asked Roxxy about it prior to the read, so the read has only happened because Roxxy was okay with it.
"Violet chachki... You keep training those corsets, girl... Pretty soon your waist size will be lower than your I.Q" The best thing about that read is that Violet had to process it, because she didn't understand HAHAHAHAHA
Valentina and Latrice have the best comeback reads of all time: - "Mystique was a mistake" - "Valentina, take that thing off your face... oh it is your face, your other one"
6:24 Let us take a moment and appriciate Milk's read on Shangela, that was a cut to the core, I can't help it but to laugh 😂 so iconic yet so underrated.. Please compile it together under your history book thank you
Onidraw yes. So if you watch Alyssas season, when she introduces herself she talks about Coco Montrese and how she took the title of some competition so she was throwing SHAAAADE!!! 😂😂
Alaska: "Detox! No, I mean it. This is actually your intervention. You need to stop all this." This plus her facial expression and hand signaling all her body!!! That is the ultimate read.
Thanks for finally putting Sharon's reads into a best-of list. Hers were next-level digs but still light-hearted. That Jiggly one makes me laugh every single time.
Alaska's read of Detox on S5 is a classic; "Detox, you're so seductive, but unfortunately it's illegal to do it with you because most of your parts are under eighteen years of age."
I also love it on AS2
"Detox... No, really, I mean that.
You should really stop >>this
That was brilliant
@@lucasdepaula705 phi phi’s read of detox was good tho imo 😭 “venus d’lite”
@@beravurgun and she goes "BYEEE!!!" lmao
I wonder why we don't talk about this read often
"You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Seal" I'm so weak 😭😂😭😂😭
You definitely need to watch untucked to get this reference lol
@@strugglingdiego that Aja rant is one of the most iconic untucked monologue E-V-E-R
@@amirrezaize and it's also a song! have you heard it
@@strugglingdiego well, I have now. And girl I jamming HARD
i did watch untucked but i didn’t get the seal part
“Mystique was a mistake”....that took latrice a minute to get a grip on sis was shook
LMFAO the entire clip just keeps getting better and better with every rewatch. From Valentina's innocent face to Latrice's murderous looks 😂😂
It’s the most underrated read I haven’t laughed so hard
I don't get it tho. Can anybody help explain?
Ging KLWNC Same lol
@@gingklwnc1023 There was a queen in season 2 called "Mystique Summers Maddison", who did very poorly on her season and Valentina compared Latrice to her, plus, they fact that they look alike (black, both fat, no offense, I swear to FUCKING God, please don't come for me anyone), made it what it is, I think... I'm not 100% sure on it, tho and I didn't get it when I heard the joke first, I hadn't watched season 2 when I did, I started watching Drag Race this January, actually...
Alaska: "Alyssa Edwards Miss US... oh wait"
Alyssa: "Why're you laughing??"
That part always gets me
Ezequiel Torre I don’t get the miss USA drama , can someone tell me the joke?
@@chad7064 alyssa won in 2010 but coco started fake rumours about her being unprofessional leading to her crown to be revoked and given to coco who was the runner up.
@@ruairithebitch4343 there were no rumours, Alyssa couldn't fulfill her contract due to her having a dance school and her title was revoked
One of the best reads
@@kiertavasirkus alyssa could but coco told them
'I always thought her name was Angela and people were telling her to shut up.'
Underrated ☝️
dieschlotte I think it’s very properly rated as one of the worst
True
my favorite hahaha
Ethan Bratti i think you’re the only person ive seen that said that
It would be so much more popular if Milk stopped with the annoying persona for the reading and said it faster
Latrice: “Oh.. it is your face.”
Valentina: :D
Latrice: “...YOUR OTHER ONE.”
Valentina: *surprised pikachu face*
Which season is that from?
Niki Kalf all star4
this is gold!
i don't get it
Probably the best one ever.
“Roxy Andrews I think about you all the time, especially in the morning... at the bus stop.”
Shook Queens I don’t understand this one ☹️
angry mariel omg that shade 😂😂😂😂
angry mariel omg that shade 😂😂😂😂
Best read to date IMO!
Naquiah J she was left at a bus stop as a child
"Chad Michaels is so old , he still has a Myspace page!
*Shows pic*
*C H A D* *M I C H A E L S*
Chad: I was gonna take that down.
THAT’S MY FAVOURITE ONE EVER SHSJAKAKDN
"Tyra, If you're America's sweetheart, America needs a heart transplant" -- Truer words have never been spoken.
Still confused as to how she won season 2 😂
@@noascherr6239 because she was the most consistent queen in your season
@@noascherr6239 she nailed it period.
Her face. 😂😂😂
@@noascherr6239 He was skilled as hell, I gagged during all of his runways…and then threw up because of personality
“carrying the weight of season 7 on your shoulders” is SO underrated!
@@cheyennebrennan966 i thought it was about how she had major anxiety during season 7 but i could be wrong
Cheyenne Brennan, she read the season 7 girls all in one HAHAHA
@@cheyennebrennan966 i think the shade lies in the part with the man shoulders. It was a backhanded compliment
@@cheyennebrennan966 yeah, it ended up being a compliment. Should have said “katya you carried all season 7 on your shoulders darling, I mean look-at-your-shoulders” and well delivered
"Peppermint... You need one!" That is by far the most underrated read.
I agree, I love it sooo much! Valentine's got great reads.
I love Val. She may be shady, but those READS girl
Hisoka Bič i didn’t get it :(
Vitch pls it's a joke about bad breath so she need peppermint for that.
@@pksy3 bad stink..
Naomi Small hitting two queens with one read.
Not really
FRAN what do you mean not really? Hit Farrah for the obvious and Valentina for being shady and two faced lol
@@razrv3lc meh
FRAN just because you didn’t like the read doesn’t mean it wasn’t a read.
@@shookqueens7081 it was just one read
Despite her delusion from past All Stars, Milk is really a good reader.
Her kitten heel abuse one is one of my favorites along with “You May not be very pretty, and you may not be very smart..... well I guess that’s it.”
She just forgot to read herself. And she needed, urgent.
The reads to Shangela and Kennedy were heard before already
nothing but respect for MY president
Sorry but jujubee is just the queen of all time. She was that good BEFORE seeing all the subsequent seasons.
Right?! I friggin LOVE Jujubee.
“Let me tell you something, puerca.”
Her reads from AS5 are iconic! Just show that over the years she just have polished her craft.
I feel Jujube is SO underrated!! She’s funny af, has the looks, can sing, dance, act. She’s the whole package!
I love her...look at all that sass...
alyssa’s “WHY YOU LAUGHING” gets me every time
YEEEEESSSS
Cracked me up 😂😂
3:49 Manila's "filler" is THE BEST
And the result of Trinity's place in all stars 4 makes it funnier
Love her and that reads...
Rupaul was SHOOK
period.
@@edidmaitep because manila was robbed
2:34 "Mystique was a mistake." The look on Latrice's face!!!😂
Musical Mattress I lost it with Manilla xD
Latrice looked ready to go back to jail
Musical Mattress gia looked like she đint get it at first 😂
@@vietdung9257 absolutely!
FACE CRACK OF THE CENTURY
"Baga Chipz? More like Baga Shite. She's like class in a glass - without the glass or the class." - Divina de Campo
that was a good read
2:26 plastique applauding as if she understood pop culture references
Edu Henrique de Almeida BITCH I SCREAMED
dEAD ☠️💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I didnt know we can read them in the comments too ☠️☠️
Guys please. Everyone knows Vietnam only had Beyonce, and Precious. And Troye Sivan
"THE VILLAiN...I MEAN THE VIXEN"
I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
Alaska: Alyssa Edwards, miss USa- oh wait
Jinkx: *INHALES*
Coco and Roxxxy: *KSKSKSKJSJKJSKSKKSK*
Alyssa: WHY U LAUGHING
I am dying lmfao , never gets old
I love how Latrice says "Honeeeey"
Its a piece of art
I've never read something as true as this
Top three reads for me will always be:
1) Katya and the Bus Stop
2) Valentina with the Mystic SHADE
3) Alaska 'Miss US...oh wait'
Can u explain the Alaska one to me I don’t get it lol
@@edc3665
Just to add what was said there ^
Alyssa got too busy with her dance school and other stuff and wasnt able to do her duties properly so the 1st runner up (In this case Coco) was crowned instead and Alyssa was dethroned
WHY YOU LAFFIN
And jujubee's entire read
Honestly, other than for people hating on Roxxxy, what’s funny in Katya’s read? And how is that even a read? 👀
Monet saying “And that’s shade” is everything
And the vixen with monique screaming it's a bonus
i never understood that read
@@ana-uj6ke Bob the Drag Queen is Miz Crackers drag mom - and they were rumored to have an affair iirc.
5:39 WHY U LAUGHING GOT ME HAHAJA
mel.marvel i didn't understand that line
@@onidraw1162 Well the ongoing fight and drama on season 5 was because of all the drama between coco and Alyssa and then Alaska made that read and it was so silent but then roxxxy just giggled :D
that was so amazingly funny haha :D
The face crack of Latrice after Valentina's read. I still can't.
"if you don't have a wrist band, you can't be in here for the m&g" was... just... savage murder
Tomas Joel Beramendi Plus the ”Sweety” at the beginning 👌😁😉
Jiggly did actually used her dentist 🦷 card her grill is much better! So happy for her
Chad probably wanted her to be happy.
😂😂😂😂
@@ShabyUwU looooool
@@ShabyUwU JAILLLLLL 💀😂
She going "werk" after that read is so cute haha ,😄😄😁
3:24 the best thing about this read is Violet taking a second to realise what Katya said 😂
LATRICE’S FACE AFTER VALENTINA’S READ AHAHAHAH 😂😂😂
I love the way phi phi grew from her season to all stars... She learned to read
Tatianna too
And Coco not 💀
And firstly, to spell
“Silky nutmeg Ganache. Ru, isn’t she precious? ... no really isn’t that precious?” I CANT UDDJJDWJWJ
@@aletsii Google previous the movie, she looks like the character
You missed Dita Ritz!!! "Jiggly Caliente: you should feel honored. The first contestant in drag race history - with child"
Dida is underrated as hell imo
@@leannehetherington2164 Her Natalie Cole is still my favorite Drag Race lip sync of all time.
We need Dida for All Stars 7
To this day, Dida has not been invited to compete on All Stars. Dang.
trixie's bebe read not being here is a crime. "heavy is the head that wears the crown... but heavier is the body" 💀 iconic
‘YOURE FREE NOW, YOU DONT HAVE TO ROCK THE YARD SANDELS ANYMORE’ AAAHHHH
Villintina shade was a gag. Plus the way she looked at RU with those puppies eyes.. Brilliant #CHOICES#
choices is tatiannas thing
I don't think you know how to use #choices
“Peppermint! You need one” hehe I will always love this simple read
1:38 “Sweetie, if you don’t have a wrist band- you can’t be in here for the meet & greet.”
Fucking savage 😂
5:37 jinkx gasp is everything
OMG Ben de la Creme...reading Trixie..."I totally get it...you're just painting for the back of the room"
"...which makes sense, because that's where your audience collects...if you remember to lock the door"
LMFAO 😂
What is the meaning of that?
She's basically saying that Trixie is such a bad performer that her audience will try to walk out on her. But when she locks the doors the people obviously can't escape so they wait in front of the door, hoping to get away from her.
Katya’s read on Roxxxy will forever be the most savage!
RU
MYSTIQUE WAS A MISTAKE
I didn't understand that read. Can someone explain to me?
I didn't understand that read . Can someone explain it to me? Please
@@byalfoster Mystique was a plus-size contestant on season 2
@@5taymix3r it wasn't a mistake
@@kiertavasirkus oh- ack oops--
3:55 ''Obviously a diet consisting in nothing but hatred for Jinkx Monsoon does a body good''
jinkx’s reaction to other’s reads is iconic
ik she's such a good sport
Roxy: (to coco) for someone who calls themselves a top, you sure do like being on the bottom..."
I cry laughing every single time I hear it. My all time favourite!!!
The only thing that makes it better is Roxxxy's own terrible track record on AS2. I love her, but omg 😂
PhiPhi’s “read” to Katya would’ve been way funnier if she added...
“And by the weight of season 7, I mean Ginger”
Mikan Baldmiki Yaaaaas 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DAMN! 😂
Omggggg I can't lmaoooo
Oh My Shade! Hahahahaha
4:56 Rajas "weeerrk" gets me every time.
“Coco Montrese, you are such a fierce lip syncer, but when you’re done I don’t know whether to clap, or start warming up the defibrillators” - Jinkx Monsoon
- The best read of all time
4:20 the way Adore plays in on Darienne Lake's skit about her being slow and dumb hahahha love it
5:56 WHY NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE CHAOTIC VIXEN LAUGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀
Love it! My favourite bit of the whole video 🤣🤣
Can we talk about how queens are crying about jokes on their weight, but Roxxy bursts out laughing about being abandoned as a child?! THAT'S humor babh
/it's been 2 years since i read this, and I want to note that since then I have definitely realised that weight is not always something to be joked about with certain people and that's ofc more than okay/
its important to note that people handle traumas and insecurities differently, and u cant help it if u get offended by something
@@nurqiqi1331 ofc! And I support it! I’m just surprised that Rox is so strong❤️
@@AnnePande also, Katya has said in interviews that she asked Roxxy about it prior to the read, so the read has only happened because Roxxy was okay with it.
Monet’s read on lil Miz Cracker combined with Vixen’s and Monique’s reaction was EVERYTHING GIRL COME ON.
Does this mean that Miz Cracker and Bob slept together in one room?
@@ralphlorenzperolino3054yes
why can i actually speak along to all of these reads...?
"Reading you is like reading a Walt Disney book, it's simply too easy."
Lol always loved that part
"Violet chachki... You keep training those corsets, girl... Pretty soon your waist size will be lower than your I.Q"
The best thing about that read is that Violet had to process it, because she didn't understand HAHAHAHAHA
5:04 Absolutely excellent
6:52 The way Shangela didn't want to laugh at Raja's read but couldn't stop herself
Alyssa going "why you laughing?" Iconic
Valentina and Latrice have the best comeback reads of all time:
- "Mystique was a mistake"
- "Valentina, take that thing off your face... oh it is your face, your other one"
Honestly when Ru Paul laughs you know you’ve got it right
i think i speak for everyone when i say jinkx represents my daily mood at 5:38
Monique and The Vixens’ reaction to Monet’s read on Cracker will forever play on a loop in my mind
Sharon Needles went in on "dem" knees and chin! I'm still done! LMAO!
the way that jiggly's response to the dentist read was grabbing the card and saying "work" is SENDING ME 😭💀
6:47 SHE DID GET HER TEETH DONE THO
Yes
6:24 Let us take a moment and appriciate Milk's read on Shangela, that was a cut to the core, I can't help it but to laugh 😂 so iconic yet so underrated.. Please compile it together under your history book thank you
katya’s read to violet at 3:19 is one of my favorites 😂
Classic comedy
phi phi's crush on katya was adorable. i dont think you were supposed to compliment her, phi phi!
MYSTIQUE WAS A MISTAKE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG I CAN’T 😂😂😂😂😂😂
idgi :(
5:25 😂
“Why you laugh in?!” I love Alyssa ❤️
Jordan Ortega i didn't get that one :( could you explain please thznks haha
Onidraw yes. So if you watch Alyssas season, when she introduces herself she talks about Coco Montrese and how she took the title of some competition so she was throwing SHAAAADE!!! 😂😂
I love when Alaska’s reading Alyssa and Alyssa asks Coco why’s she laughing 😂😂😂😂
5:56 that part always gets me :D vixen and monique's screams always be funny :D
"BODY. MADE. WRONG." is still my all time favorite.
"After carrying s7 on her shouldes" Phi Phi spilling T
Alaska: "Detox! No, I mean it. This is actually your intervention. You need to stop all this." This plus her facial expression and hand signaling all her body!!! That is the ultimate read.
“sweetie if you don’t have a wristband you can’t be in here for the meet & greet” 💀💀💀
That howl @ 4:39. Hysterical.
It reminds me of Moana's chicken😂😂
The bus stop read😭😭
The forever too soon
Sharon's read about the knees was amazing
"Shangela... I always thought her name was Angela and people were just telling her to shut up."
ALWAYS CATCH ME
1:44 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS THIS IS GREAT HAHAHAHAHA
i love adore at 3:25 just the way she says it is amazing it cracks me up every time
Violet always came across as smart to me she just doesnt interject her knowledge into regular conversation unless prompted.
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown...and heavier's the body."
A classic
1:37 Phi Phi at her most savage. Standing ovation.
Latrice was finna pop Valentina on the slick🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for finally putting Sharon's reads into a best-of list. Hers were next-level digs but still light-hearted. That Jiggly one makes me laugh every single time.
Latrice's face when called "Mysitique" will always make me laugh, she was about to jump right in Valentina's face lol
That dentist card of Chad Michael was hilarious
That read Valentina gave Latrice. OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂
It took Latrice some seconds to take that in. 😂
"THE VIL-"
"THE VIXEN"
I compleeetely forgot about that 🤣
6:16 Phi Phi just speaking nothing but the truth!!!!!!
Jujube is STILL the one to beat, no one has come close to her perfection
Sharon’s read on Dita Ritz and Willam had me crying 🤣
The Barbeque and The Sewer reads have passed the test of time. They're the reason I'm still alive.
Valentina's read on Latrice is sooooo underrated and iconic. To me, the best read of herstory.
4:00 this one!!!! i love it lmao
I love Trixie reaction at 0:50
I love the way Manilla Says "Trinity... The Tuck"
She probably said 'trinity the tuck taylor' and the editing cut 'taylor' out, and that's probably why it sounds weird
“Peppermint. You need one.” The best. 😂