@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!
Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.
@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies
@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮💨🔥
@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.
this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.
Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!
How to get a girlfriend
Google: talk about her interest
Bing:
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's kidnapping💀
Lmao
Bing be like : Bing Chillin
Good advice tried it on a random girl but for some reason multiple cars with lights are following me
Lol
Hol up
Only two colours Blue and red
They will shoot you soon💀
Those are just haters trying to stop ur grind keep going
most romantic man in China
Sleeping dogs is located in Hong Kong you racist!
He DID open the trunk for her.
@@Gentlemenpickleesq.😂
hong kong
@@averagegameenjoyer4156 it's not separate
He's taking the "women are only into bad boys" philosophy to heart.
“YoUr NoT mY tYpE”
Her type:
Funniest bot
when you've never felt the touch of a woman:
@@cooltwittertag when ur a snowflake:
@@cooltwittertagwhen u can’t take a joke:
@@lone-dmc9174 still hasn't felt the touch of a woman
She:- “I Have A Boyfriend”
Her Boyfriend:
Cringe
@@hollownxt1295 i miss 2009
Pretty sure, she won't be even mentally capable at that talk to you at that point.
@NaziPropaganda “guys I’m so nice why does she only like bad guys 😡”
@@hollownxt1295 elliot rodger grindset
Womens: i don't like Kitchen
Mens in 1930s:
The best era, i wish if that era returns forever
@@Alexei_xyz Weirdo
@@markusdead96 nah he's just based
It wont u lil sh@Alexei_xyz
Womens ☠️
Bro got the Triad Rizz
That's the wei
This is wei underrated!
@@_checkit i see what you did there 😂😂
Theres no wei to improve this joke
@@metalvenger2 😎
It's the Only Wei
" *How I Met Your Mother* "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like Joe Goldberg situation
😅😂🤣
More like how the therapist met your mother
I can't stop laughing at this comment! 😂
That multiple punches got me💀🤣
He didn't had money for chloroform
Grandma: Back in the day men knew how to treat women correctly.
Grandpa in 1952 whenever his wife forgot about the dinner:
Who in the world forgets about dinner?
Lmao bro😭
@@Alexei_xyz I sometimes forget to eat almost the entire day.
I get hungry, I don't eat immediately, hungry feeling goes away so I forget.
@@user-bt8xr5si9y starve!!!!!!
Why does everyone think that all men in the 50's were abusive tyrants? That's ridiculous (and sexist)
Great tutorial, just got my first girlfriend
Is she breathing yet ??
Is she still alive 😳?
@@imstrfan8749 I don "t think so 😂😂😂
If she die give body parts to me
@@imstrfan8749 dead or alive, love is eternal
The two punches at the end are so unnecesary lmao
Just knocking them out. You know, for convenience
But appreciated
Super necessary
@@miguillosJust for that feel good gameplay
Yo I almost spit my drink out with the two punches 😭😭😭
"At least he's over 6 feet."
Lmao
aLL wOmeN, aRe qUEen.
This guy: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOT
"I think... "
Chinese Government:
American goverment def control the way you think more than u know. Freedom to think as long as it follows their agenda.
@@winstond4445 while America is a pain, when compared to China they’re the lesser of two evils.
Haha.
@@winstond4445 shh don't burst his bubble he can own a gun so he thinks he's free
@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free
own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!
“Tyler is so nice, he would never hurt a fly”
Tyler:
Yeah ik how neighbor's kids are like...
Power of LOVE made him show his full strength
Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.
Good thing it's a human and not a fly!
"Tyler is a gentle soul to women"
Citizen: "in my opinion..."
Indonesia government: 👊👊👊👊
When she said that she liked bad boys:
*Asian Andrew Tate doesn't exi-*
I have been attacked by the matrix, I was showing the girl that man and woman can't be equal.
@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies
@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 which solid points?
@@guilleperez7493 That men and women aren’t equal.
How are women inferior to men other than in muscle mass?
Flowers, chocolate, gifts... Fuck this shit, now I exactly know what to do
This is less expensive so it works
@@cye2310 Except you're gonna spend half your life behind metal bars
@@cye2310 you need to buy a car first
@@developerninja619
That's the problem but you can always carjack.
@@O.LEO.N The difference is the time and place
Went from a street girl to wifey material real quick
If the guy was bald this would have blown tf up
Like real hk police
😭
🇨🇳你好Stop right there🇨🇳
This message does not suit the likes of the Communist Party of China and will be censored effectively.
🇨🇳Glory to the Party🇨🇳
that game for a psycho
on9仔閉嘴啦。
Sadly after National Security Law, they have become more like this.
Instructions unclear: Some cars with red and blue lights are around my house.
Same hear bro I give them 1 star
Where did you get that profile picture from? 🙂
@@M.Muneeb.R Why?
@@ikramqamar7786 just asking 🙂
@@ikramqamar7786 I want it too 🙂
Me when the barista’s shift ends
Bro really became every dad that was in the peeky blinders age😂😂😂
Ig?
Very Effective 😎👍
you a psycho
If it works it works ✌️😎✌️
direct hit on the target
GTA Online : WTF
Sleeping Dog : Normal Day in Hong Kong
This makes GTA look like a tame game.
@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮💨🔥
@@redhunnid5142 Pfff, that's nothing, I actually find that part of the story funny.
@@redhunnid5142 Pretty sure that Trevor never killed Wade's cousin (Floyd) and only killed debra in that situation.
@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.
I didn't know those last hits were even in thr animation💀
Now thats a ladies man!😎
Thx I'll try this tip with my crush 👍
Dont get crushed by his bf later 😂
Bro just crushed her crush💀
@@rahulverma8774 HIS!?
@@anthonyfernandez82 Sorry 😔
Bro holding knife 🔪 in his profile pic 💀
"Free my homie he din do nothin!"
His homie:
IT WORKED!
She loves me now, but she doesn't remember her name and she walks funny.
Congratulations
That's enough
I mean shit, if the shoe fits 😏👠
I just didn't think he would literally "pick up" the girl lol
technically he didn't, that's more grabbing, pushing, and politely asking her to lay down in the trunk.
@@bowiehunter Yep. Except, you're wrong about the "politely" part of course 🤣
@@O.LEO.N nah, totally polite
@@O.LEO.NI’m my opinion he was being nicer than she deserved
@@bowiehunter weird rpst
Alternate title
How ted bundy picked girls
That boy truly couldn't take no for a answer.
Wei shen*
Wasn't he into guys or sumthng?
@@8eyeshe was a based man. I mean he was killing objects not women. If I remember correcttly he focused on prostitutes?
ted bundy victims were flirting with him though, he was a flirter and then he killed them when they were alone
This is how i met my wife
"equal rights, equal fights"
this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.
Very effective, worked for Bundy too!
How to pick up girls:
Mom: give her flowers
Dad: say something funny to rizz her up
Creepy uncle:
Grandpa:
Creepy, violent uncle Grandpa:
Your neighbor with Big Black Ding-dong :
@@faleilham8334people that sleep on the warm side of the pillow:
@@Artobacco No delete your comment
What a gentleman
"GET IN THE CAR MARIE! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"
what a gentleman
Woman Acquired 👍
this one had me laughing on the ground
Dinner will be ready soon
Free washing machine
@@VR-F and a free meal
Next objective: Take her home, put her in the basement !
Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!
Bro didn't even hesitate
Me: "how do I pick up girls?"
Google: "Treat them with respect"
Bing:
If this is Bing what would recommend Duck duck Go
copypasta
Damn that trunk head slam
Most romantic man in Hong Kong
your mail order wife may come with some slight damage
Holyy shit wtf i never played this game and im doing research cause its on sale for 5 bucks (defentive edition) and this short alone has me sold !
Buying it rn
it's a great game
Buy it if you haven't yet
Even off sale, it’s worth the price. All the dlc is included too.
Qual o nome do jogo seus feioso?
That's what I call a good lifehack
It's the scream for me, shit sent me into orbit.
Picking up girls in Ohio:
Explain?
Picking up girls in Detroit :
Oh we're not doing Ohio memes anymore
@@Alex001-d9f Says who. Ohio is the capital of meme world
@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko you wouldnt come here outta state and talk to people in columbus like this or we'd put yo az in the trunk bruh😂
Guess she never met her bf 🤣🤣🤣
Bro got the kidnapping murderous psychopathic rizz
Thank you bro, now I‘m in jail
The Ted Bundy Approach
+100,000 Social Credit👍🥴🤫🥳😼🤑😎
This is best way for making a girl friend
My crush: "I only date bad boys"
Me:
You just admitted to being a rpist suck fk human
@@MorbidWhorebro there was no r*pe in the video, just a girl getting kidnapped
im terrible, that escalated so fast i couldnt help laughing
Works irl too
I tried this in real life, I got arrested for no reason
can't believe they now have wifi inside the jail
Can't believe they gave your phone back in jail
@@lllIlIIllIIl Yeah, we have 5G
Bro took " stealing your girl " way too seriously😂
I’ll make sure to take notes.
chloroform and rope
I did this to Amanda And brought her to apartment 😂
I Brought her to a dock and threw her in the ocean
you cannot do that in gta 5…
Amanda is in sleeping dogs
@@Callagwhan oh…… amanda cartwright. my bad.
@@Callagwhan weird rpst
“Yeah I got rizz”
Bros rizz:
Bro left her speechless
I completely forgot you can kidnap people in this game 😂 I need to play this again.
when she said 位內閣看守內閣與看守內閣有苦苦苦苦內閣官員告訴你, i felt that 😔
I had a f**king stroke reading the translation for this shit
@@gamernerdcd9706 lmao
Tiffany in every player's playthrough.
Bro got W Rizz🔥🥶🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯
I heard some Cantonese: "哇!份早餐畀狗食就差唔多”, which means:"bruh, this breakfast is better to get eaten by dog"
I got a "Wow! A breakfast is as good as a dog" by Google Translate.
🙄🙄
@@adnan_hazim google spitting fax
@@adnan_hazim huh? you don't know that google translate can't translate Cantonese properly right?
🙄🙄🙄
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x Yes I do. That's why I made that reply in the first place. Google Translate can be comically awkward sometimes.
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x There's many canton in Indonesia
Most normal day in Germany:
Those two punches were extra af. He didn't even do that to dogeyes
How my grandpa meet my grandmother
grandpa's dating advice be like :
He knows it very well that's how his mum was kidnapped and ...
"You're a dangerous man Wei Shen"
Can confirm as a girl myself this definitely works and u should try it on every girl u see
You’re just pretending to be a guy and you’re definitely a weird rpst
Seems like he almost killed her 😂
She ll be fine
The killing happens 32 hours from now.
GTA ChinaTown 😂
Yeaas
We don’t talk about Chinatown.
GTA Chinatown was a really fun game to me back then
But this game has, well, an entire extra dimension compared to that game
@@ethandesanta5404 one thing I dont like is the driving. Take getting used too. Apart from that the minigame mechanic and story is great.
@@icehoof psp version was the best
Bro understood the assignment
Ahh....
Sleeping dogs......
Still one of my favorite games
Thanks 4 advice
Thanks it worked
In the early 2000's this was a common trend..
'let's go bake some cookies boyyys'
Wei really knows how to hit on a girl
Thank you,ima try this irl if it works
Wassup bro
Are u alive
@@lostfound2767 it works
Bro said gotta catch em all 💀 ☠️
This was not a pickup, this is kidnap 😂
Woah, damn, Grand Theft Auto isn't even that extreme
My great grandfather telling me how he married my great grandmother
My grandfather told me this is how he kept his freezers full
Bro's got that Ted Bundy rizz
I was not expecting that head slam 💀
Dad how can I get girl friend?
Dad : first you need some car
Oh for freedom to commute anywhere she need to go?
Dad : NO..