Imagine you're a panda, your species is almost dead because you can't adapt to changing environments and you refuse to make children unless your partner fits 9/10 of your dream mate characteristics, you chill out in a building waiting to die. Then all of a sudden some hairless monkeys come by and ask you to join them in slaying zombies. You try to slap one of them but they keep insisting. You figure it's too much work to slap all of them so you go with them. Then they give you a scythe to slay zombies with. You don't even know what a scythe is. How are you going to wield it? Then there's the food situation. The humans try to feed you random stuff. You can't eat 99% of things on earth because your get a major stomachache from it and just poop it out undigested in the best case scenario. So here you are starving for bamboo being forced to fight for humans who expect you to know how to wield a scythe. What even is a scythe? Why are your thoughts in english? Too many questions, not enough food. Maybe Becky was only a 6/10 but I should have shot my shot. Now look at me, about to die without ever having had children, surrounded by both living and dead hairless monkeys (disgusting) and you're not even dying at their hands. You're dying cause there's no food you can digest. Rest in peace, Panda the Panda.
Thanks for the video Skelly! i really like knowing I can actually go to the right side of my car instead of the left.. because oh my god I keep getting assaulted by zombies.. The City of Crush Hopes was really intense you almost died it's a miracle you survived.. and the ending was pretty good.. not as dramatic at City part but it's still cool! Free Panda Cheevoo!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Imagine you're a panda, your species is almost dead because you can't adapt to changing environments and you refuse to make children unless your partner fits 9/10 of your dream mate characteristics, you chill out in a building waiting to die.
Then all of a sudden some hairless monkeys come by and ask you to join them in slaying zombies. You try to slap one of them but they keep insisting. You figure it's too much work to slap all of them so you go with them. Then they give you a scythe to slay zombies with. You don't even know what a scythe is. How are you going to wield it?
Then there's the food situation. The humans try to feed you random stuff. You can't eat 99% of things on earth because your get a major stomachache from it and just poop it out undigested in the best case scenario. So here you are starving for bamboo being forced to fight for humans who expect you to know how to wield a scythe. What even is a scythe? Why are your thoughts in english? Too many questions, not enough food.
Maybe Becky was only a 6/10 but I should have shot my shot. Now look at me, about to die without ever having had children, surrounded by both living and dead hairless monkeys (disgusting) and you're not even dying at their hands. You're dying cause there's no food you can digest.
Rest in peace, Panda the Panda.
I'm gonna pin this for really going out of your way to write this story.
@@BasementSkeleton97 lol
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Thanks for the video Skelly! i really like knowing I can actually go to the right side of my car instead of the left.. because oh my god I keep getting assaulted by zombies.. The City of Crush Hopes was really intense you almost died it's a miracle you survived.. and the ending was pretty good.. not as dramatic at City part but it's still cool! Free Panda Cheevoo!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Correction: The sweatband cloud gives a boost in fitness, not strength. The one that boosts strength is the cloud of "several flexing biceps"
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