Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: The Nanny

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  • @robertmiller2831
    @robertmiller2831 5 місяців тому +104

    Just reminds me that in Ancient Greece Spartan Nannies were highly sought after. Never mess with a mother that is protecting children. You will regret it for the short time you are still alive.

    • @najroe
      @najroe 5 місяців тому +11

      try taking a kitten from a cat that you are not fully accepted by, just remember to phobe the ambulance first, mother cats have chased bears and alligators away from their kittens... you are just a minor nuisance.

  • @thomasrobson6370
    @thomasrobson6370 5 місяців тому +157

    Always defend and protect the little ones regardless if they are yours or not

    • @Maeshalanadae
      @Maeshalanadae 5 місяців тому +13

      Children are as precious to us as they are to you, yes.

    • @McKavian
      @McKavian 5 місяців тому +6

      Whether they are your species or not.

    • @Boopboob
      @Boopboob 5 місяців тому +1

      Hell yeah.

  • @Primearch-GG
    @Primearch-GG 5 місяців тому +183

    Memorandum on human fighting skills: for humans, even the floor is a weapon.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 5 місяців тому +24

      Alien 1 - Are you crazy?! You want to fight a human on one of their nursery worlds?!
      Alien 2 - What's the problem their not that tuff?
      Alien 1 - That's not the problem the problem is they are never unarmed!
      Alien 2 - Oh that's just a myth they have no natural weapons
      Alien 1 - No they don't but they are experts in what they call improvised weapons!
      Alien 2 - You're just over exaggerating
      Alien 1 - I was there when a human ripping their own arm off and proceeded to beat that Drelgintor ambassador to death with it!

    • @Primearch-GG
      @Primearch-GG 5 місяців тому +5

      @@zambekiller very realistic conversation. Needs a bit of proofreading though.

    • @Bob_H
      @Bob_H 5 місяців тому +6

      Floor, wall, gravity, or whatever feels good

    • @Primearch-GG
      @Primearch-GG 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Bob_H well, feel good for the human. For the one on the receiving end, not so much...

    • @jeremydaniels3904
      @jeremydaniels3904 5 місяців тому +2

      There are two types of weapons. One you hit the enemy with, and one that you hit with the enemy.

  • @dirdydan
    @dirdydan 5 місяців тому +79

    Fight or flight and she ain't a bird

    • @richardowen6402
      @richardowen6402 5 місяців тому +8

      The game of Hide and Seek has a new meaning to me now........I may be wrong but I've seen it in movies when the barbarians/monster/ Murderer turns up so often in media it's become a trope.

  • @Edmar_Thorn
    @Edmar_Thorn 5 місяців тому +109

    I love the stories of "don't fuck with the children" :3

    • @zarendahl
      @zarendahl 5 місяців тому +1

      Especially if the nanny is a Latina. Hell hath no fury like a vengeful Latina.

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 5 місяців тому +6

      Never. EVER! Mess with Momma Bear.

    • @wolfoffenris9951
      @wolfoffenris9951 5 місяців тому +8

      Alien guide to don't fuck up (human edition)
      Dont fuck with:
      - there younglings
      - there pets
      - there boats

    • @wolfoffenris9951
      @wolfoffenris9951 5 місяців тому +2

      Alien guide to don't fuck up (human edition)
      Dont fuck with:
      - there younglings
      - there pets
      - there boats

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 5 місяців тому +54

    One of the greatest rules of humanity, don't hurt kids

  • @krevor4095
    @krevor4095 5 місяців тому +73

    +++Six Months Later+++ The Empress finds the records. Alexis is adopted into the royal family.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +10

      The empress is prejudiced and jealous. This is just the execuse she'll need to fire the nanny.

    • @hraharahra
      @hraharahra 5 місяців тому

      Honor guard of fully trained and equipped human warriors to follow and protect the royal children everywhere is formed.
      Few weeks after another assasination attempt, a noble High house, spontaneously combust, turning the unfortunate clan in fried chickens. No more attempts against the protected by the honor guard was ever made.

    • @johnnyrotten3175
      @johnnyrotten3175 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@anathardayaldarunder normal circumstances I would agree, but she protected The empress's brood. That gives them a bond transcending what they didn't have before.
      Plus, she would probably understand now the rule about 'always keep a human on your side !'
      The video from the nursery showed graphically what happens if you don't 😅

  • @jnachtig2
    @jnachtig2 5 місяців тому +28

    Despite Glar's insistence, the Empress insisted on watching the video.
    3 days later an disk was delivered, without pomp or comment, to each of the Nobel Houses. The encryption was such that only the head of the house could open it. It contained 2 files and a message.
    The first file was the video from the nursery
    The second file was a proclamation by the empress that a special cadre of humans with police and military backgrounds was being formed to exclusively investigate and eliminate threats to the royal children.
    The message simply stated "Ezekiel 25:17"

    • @warlockghovat5745
      @warlockghovat5745 5 місяців тому +3

      Hopefully edited to hide the location of the safe room.

    • @Tejyasn
      @Tejyasn 5 місяців тому

      ​@warlockghovat5745 a new saferoom was swiftly built, only openable by the blood-peint of humans underrated Royal employ...

  • @Saeryfim
    @Saeryfim 5 місяців тому +36

    "Olly olly oxen free!" was originally "Calling all the outs in free". *The more you knooooow!*
    (Also, they should've let the royalty know about it. They'd be ecstatic that they don't need to pay as many guards to be on duty around the kids! XD)

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 місяців тому

      Oh, they do need as many guards around the kids, they just happen to have a nanny that doubles as a very dangerous bodyguard for children.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 5 місяців тому +5

      debatable. Sure they will be happy she could substitute numerous guards in a pinch, but there is the reverse side what if Garcia turned against their Majesties it would take more force to stop her, and the Empress was shown to be enough of a "mama bear" that she wouldn't want to risk her kids being caught up as collateral just as much as Garcia.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +3

      The queen was prejudiced and jealous. This was just the excuse she needed to fire the nanny.

  • @dtavs_exe
    @dtavs_exe 5 місяців тому +4

    Hollow bones? Yeah they had no chance against human nanny.

  • @jasonwarren9279
    @jasonwarren9279 5 місяців тому +3

    I wish I could up vote this more than once.

  • @Just_Tired
    @Just_Tired 5 місяців тому +17

    After hearing this, the first thing that comes to mind is Roberta from Black Lagoon.

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 5 місяців тому +2

      Bloodhound of Florencia

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 5 місяців тому +2

      I just watched CJ Dachamp video on her.
      There wouldn't be anything left of the Noble Houses that hired the Assassins much less the Assassins themselves.

  • @HumourlessPig
    @HumourlessPig 5 місяців тому +11

    I choose to believe that this nanny is played by Fran Drescher.

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 5 місяців тому +2

      a fricken gree

    • @WILIZIN
      @WILIZIN 5 місяців тому

      Fran kicking alien ass with that Brooklyn twang.

  • @Shyster099
    @Shyster099 4 місяці тому +1

    And that was grandma. Hire some human guards. Love this story!

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 5 місяців тому +7

    Rule one; never even think about harming a child, any child, unless you wish all of Hell upon yourself.

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 5 місяців тому +16

    when a human woman takes children under her wing, whether they be hers or another's, woe betide the poor sucker who declares intent to harm them.

  • @theblueslimeboi
    @theblueslimeboi 5 місяців тому +14

    Thwy don't have to be my kids to be MY kids.

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 5 місяців тому +33

    Adrenaline is a hell'a crazy drug. 😂

  • @jdtheone
    @jdtheone 5 місяців тому +2

    You want to see a human in full battle rage threaten the children any children and you will regret it for the extremely short time you live

  • @SenneWMichiels
    @SenneWMichiels 5 місяців тому +21

    Heh, the xenophile hypernet sites.

  • @robisclimbing5359
    @robisclimbing5359 5 місяців тому +9

    Nanny: "Krav Maga!!!"
    Assassin: "Who is that?"

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you 😊

  • @LockandLoad79
    @LockandLoad79 5 місяців тому +14

    Hah. I bet her real name is not Garcia.
    It's Roberta "The Terminator"/"The Bloodhound"/Rosarita Cisneros; She took her previous masters name as a new alias.
    Can't be Fabiola, because Fabiola does not fight like a mad dog.

    • @mrd1433
      @mrd1433 Місяць тому

      Ah, A fellow person of culture.

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 18 днів тому

      I see what you did there.
      Those assassins got off easy.

  • @foogee5403
    @foogee5403 5 місяців тому +14

    When "Their only fear is you" kicks in, I guess.
    Great story, thanks for narrating it! :)
    Edit: Also reminds me of the story "Babysitter" ua-cam.com/video/gErtlll1uPk/v-deo.html
    Edit 2: Or "Cute and Cudly" ua-cam.com/video/Zy_FOlk7SDU/v-deo.html

    • @Darkinu2
      @Darkinu2 5 місяців тому +1

      Or "The Carer". But I see men and women of culture here.

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 5 місяців тому +11

    Story 8ve been meaning to write called
    Our children mean the world to us.
    A new colony gets glassed, 1000 adults and 12 children are killed.
    Humanity responds by cracking 12 of the attackers planets and bombing the rest back to the stone age.
    At the galactic council.
    We have said time and again our children mean the world to us, we never said it was our world and now our children mean Your world to you.

  • @sanadamakie
    @sanadamakie 5 місяців тому +31

    Whoaa, can't remember the name of the story, but wasn't there a similar one where a human nanny killed some people that had boarded the space ship was working on? That nanny also used Oxen Free to get the kids out of hiding. Same person?

    • @randomstranger9674
      @randomstranger9674 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes, I think this story was a thinly veiled copy of that original one.

    • @X9Killbot
      @X9Killbot 5 місяців тому

      If anyone remembers the name let me know cause I love those kind of stories.

    • @rydergolde3169
      @rydergolde3169 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@randomstranger9674 I wouldn't call this one a copy
      nobody owns "Olly Olly Oxenfree", and the hide and seek might've been a reference, if that
      not to mention I've seen *another* story about a nanny, where the nanny was hired on a planet and fought off several raiders; just like this story, that one has the nanny putting the kids in a shelter before ripping and tearing
      *at most* I can see this story having subconsciously been inspired by any number of similar stories, but calling it a copy is just dishonest

    • @sanadamakie
      @sanadamakie 5 місяців тому +1

      @@X9Killbot I wish I knew.

    • @randomstranger9674
      @randomstranger9674 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rydergolde3169 There's nothing dishonest about saying that this story uses a plot almost identical to an older story by a different author and including some very similar key phrases.

  • @luisortiz9017
    @luisortiz9017 5 місяців тому +6

    Not going to lie I literally thought Mary Poppins going to be in this one😅😂

  • @DanPeacock
    @DanPeacock 5 місяців тому +2

    Don't. Mess. With. Mamma Bear.

  • @Tejyasn
    @Tejyasn 5 місяців тому +1

    NEVER get between a Human and a child of *any* species they have chosen to protect.

  • @nicholassmile5800
    @nicholassmile5800 5 місяців тому +2

    She said "Denzel Washington, "king Kong ain't got", and then left the room.

  • @leechowning2712
    @leechowning2712 5 місяців тому +40

    Lets just all agree that A: we all need human nannies and B: we stop playing assasinate the hiers.
    Because the only thing worse than her success is what she would do if someone had managed to hurt one of those little ones.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому

      She already slaughtered them all. What worse can she do?

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 5 місяців тому +5

      @@anathardayaldar They were hired by someone. That someone could have a very bad accident.

  • @dire9084
    @dire9084 5 місяців тому +7

    Mamais mad. She go BBBUUURRRRR!

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for the reading

  • @mattsteele7681
    @mattsteele7681 5 місяців тому +3

    Que the doom music

  • @TacoBlend
    @TacoBlend 11 годин тому

    Besides messing with Mama Bears, the worse thing you can do is mess with someone's paycheck.

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 5 місяців тому +2

    Well, sonebody has seen "The Sound of Music".

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 5 місяців тому +2

    Good story. However even with the excerpt it still makes minimal sense. I would’ve preferred If say she was trying to hold off time because it looked like the invaders knew about the safe room and had say codes or tools to get in… or even something as simple as she was trying to throw them off of the trail/stall for guard forces and things turned violent.

  • @benjamincabreraaparicio8684
    @benjamincabreraaparicio8684 5 місяців тому +1

    Protect the little uns

  • @YouKnowWhatNow
    @YouKnowWhatNow 5 місяців тому

    "can she sing" - bad/awesome 80s flick - the joke. i forget the name

  • @splitirisbear4589
    @splitirisbear4589 5 місяців тому

    Amen sister

  • @alfreddelcrow9941
    @alfreddelcrow9941 5 місяців тому

    Children can be annoying BUT! it's still our duty to protect and if needed die to keep them safe.

  • @s0cc451
    @s0cc451 5 місяців тому +26

    HAHA, I CLAIMED THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE MACHINE GOD!!!

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 5 місяців тому +3

      Don't make me get the wrench!!!

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl 5 місяців тому +7

      Praise the Omnissiah

    • @foogee5403
      @foogee5403 5 місяців тому

      k

    • @X9Killbot
      @X9Killbot 5 місяців тому +2

      @@PeoplecallmeLucifer That's what he wants you to do! Get the rust spray!!!

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 5 місяців тому

      All these damn tech-preists stealin our tech why don't ya go and explore a tomb-world

  • @335chr
    @335chr 5 місяців тому

    Man Mary Poppins got hardcore when she when to outer space

  • @MigdalShen
    @MigdalShen 5 місяців тому

    Heavens forfend.
    🤣Not merely a Human, but a deeply religious Human!!!

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 5 місяців тому +1

    14:18 What kind of pause?!
    I never thought the word "pregnant" can be used instead of "long" or "prolonged"

    • @oftcrash
      @oftcrash 5 місяців тому +8

      It’s a pause with an expectation of something about to happen.

  • @mattstrandquist2148
    @mattstrandquist2148 5 місяців тому

    We defend children. No exceptions.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 5 місяців тому +2

    Alexis: "Doe, a deer, a female deer..."
    Xeno: What's a deer?
    Alexis: Oh. A prey animal we used to hunt and eat.
    Xeno: OMG

  • @asonofdorn8442
    @asonofdorn8442 5 місяців тому

    Christ is king!

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 5 місяців тому

    Wasn’t quite the quote from the passage, but close enough I suppose.

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 5 місяців тому

      Quirk of translation software?

    • @Maeshalanadae
      @Maeshalanadae 5 місяців тому

      @@ChokahMaybe so. But perhaps Matthew 10 would have been a better quote. “Take heed ye despise not one of these little ones, for I say unto you, that in Heaven the angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in Heaven.”

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 5 місяців тому

      It's correct, it's the exact text of the king James bible translation.

  • @ARandomULTRAKILLFan
    @ARandomULTRAKILLFan 5 місяців тому +1

    yay first commnet

  • @williamcastro3017
    @williamcastro3017 5 місяців тому

    WARNING! Mama Bear mode Activated! RUN, oops too late. 🧏🏽‍♂️😊👍🏽

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 5 місяців тому +16

    Well, sonebody has seen "The Sound of Music".

    • @wigginender
      @wigginender 5 місяців тому +4

      First question was, "can she sing? "
      Second question was, "can she fight? "