Harry Potter Predictive Text Impressions (We cried again): Sorcerer's Stone ft. Brizzy Voices

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  • @tessanetting
    @tessanetting  5 років тому +1133

    HEY GUYS! Tessa here. I hope you enjoyed this video with Brizzy! PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE pick a Potter quote, type half of it, make up a sentence using predictive text, and WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! I will be hearting my faves!!

    • @ThomasEggleton
      @ThomasEggleton 5 років тому +11

      This was my favourite video I am so happy you are doing this again

    • @ThomasEggleton
      @ThomasEggleton 5 років тому +26

      Here is my Harry Potter quote
      Now I am going to bed and I will have a huge party in my dormitory

    • @cael_aj
      @cael_aj 5 років тому +30

      "To the well-organized mind, death is a good time for me to get a new job or something." 😂😂😂

    • @sifregirl7880
      @sifregirl7880 5 років тому +7

      My quote:
      Always be my favorite😍💕 😂😂😂

    • @lucy-hi7sl
      @lucy-hi7sl 5 років тому +20

      Yer a little too busy for me, Harry.
      ~Hagrid 2019
      If you two don’t mind I’m going to bed before you come over and get me to do a lot of jobs.
      ~Hermione Granger 2019
      I hope there’s no more than one person in my life.
      ~Luna Lovegood 2019
      Don’t let the wolves come back in the morning.
      ~Ron Weasley 2019

  • @MadHatterGrellAJ
    @MadHatterGrellAJ 5 років тому +2621

    So what did we learn about the golden trio:
    Hermoine had some weird night.
    Ron worships the Turkey God
    Harry has an affair with Snape.
    Great.

    • @unknownunknown6068
      @unknownunknown6068 5 років тому +110

      Hermione hates Reylo

    • @Ziggywooo
      @Ziggywooo 5 років тому +21

      X Dëmønįcã Chãn X oh yeah 😂😂

    • @alissaforsberg3745
      @alissaforsberg3745 5 років тому +17

      Haha! Halarious! (Sry if I spelt it wrong)

    • @PikaPotterhead07
      @PikaPotterhead07 5 років тому +40

      And now on your predictive text when you say worship it's going to say Turkey God

    • @mintyreflex9690
      @mintyreflex9690 5 років тому +32

      MadHatterChris Ron is in a Relationship with the sorting hat

  • @emilybr.ker01
    @emilybr.ker01 4 роки тому +404

    "Yer a person who does not like ice cream with pickles."
    - Hagrid

  • @marianneb1074
    @marianneb1074 5 років тому +256

    Harry:
    "I solemnly swear that I have nothing to do with the devil in disguise"

    • @lynnewatson337
      @lynnewatson337 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @saraaamin1066
      @saraaamin1066 5 років тому +10

      I got "I solemly swear I didn't get a refund NOW!"

    • @qwwerekxksix
      @qwwerekxksix 5 років тому +6

      I solemnly swear that you have received this message

    • @Devinelea11
      @Devinelea11 5 років тому +11

      I got: "I solemnly swear to be a good boi harry potter." I'm concerned

    • @marianneb1074
      @marianneb1074 5 років тому +3

      @@Devinelea11 😂

  • @404sky8
    @404sky8 3 роки тому +176

    "My father will.. be there in a few minutes" -draco, 2021

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @rainpuppy14
      @rainpuppy14 Рік тому +1

      You can see him saying something like that maybe to like Voldemort or something

  • @valentina3075
    @valentina3075 5 років тому +194

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Tessa: tHeY wOrShIp TuRkEyS

  • @unluckyart2191
    @unluckyart2191 4 роки тому +210

    Real quote:"Pity the living, and all above, those who live without love."
    Mine with predictive text:"Pity the living, and she was like, that ship has sailed."

  • @Kay-mg3np
    @Kay-mg3np 5 років тому +110

    “I solemnly swear I’m gonna get it done”
    Said by every one who never gets things done😂😂

    • @megalegalo
      @megalegalo 3 роки тому +1

      I solemnly swear I'm just living in my life and I will make a decision on the toilet

  • @alexmcintyre8229
    @alexmcintyre8229 4 роки тому +62

    “Harry Potter the boy who lived come to visit with my sister.” - Voldemort

  • @michaelaizbored3897
    @michaelaizbored3897 5 років тому +104

    “I solemnly swear that you’re not going anywhere.”
    “Mischief is my birthday 🎂”

  • @Rainienuabo
    @Rainienuabo 4 роки тому +200

    Hermione: "I'm not an owl!!!"
    "I'm not an issue with the face parts thing!!!"
    Snape: "Turn to page 394!"
    "Turn to be honest I don't think I can do that!

  • @rebeccasheehan5060
    @rebeccasheehan5060 5 років тому +290

    Hermione: “Now, I’m going to bed and then I will be in bed with you”
    Geez Hermione

    • @kendragraham1348
      @kendragraham1348 5 років тому +20

      oooo Hermione, what's gotten into you? 😂

    • @JustSophie29
      @JustSophie29 5 років тому +10

      Who's bed Hermione?

    • @JustSophie29
      @JustSophie29 5 років тому +11

      OMG! who are you gonna have sex with Hermione?

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 5 років тому +4

      Ron

    • @bella_gillott
      @bella_gillott 5 років тому +7

      @Lord Voldytort Why did I read that in Snape's voice

  • @norafemke
    @norafemke 4 роки тому +306

    “I solemnly swear I am not in love with Lafayette”
    “My father will hear about Zazzalil and her in a room where we all are”
    “Happiness can be found, even in the theatre of your heart”
    “Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually know how to get your hands on me”
    “it does not do to dwell on money, but it is nice to get a sugar daddy”
    “after all this time you were falling in a forest for forever right you”
    “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to murder the ensemble okay rachel berry”
    “Don’t worry, i can see them too, you’re not too sure about the whole being dead thing you just have to wait for it.”
    Okay i think you can see by my predictive texts that im a theatre kid 💀

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 3 роки тому +22

      "i'm going to murder the ensemble" and "you're not too sure about the whole being dead thing" SENT ME

    • @-Clementine-
      @-Clementine- 3 роки тому +17

      The fact that the “Is it true you fainted?” Line came out that way 😂
      Every Drarry Shipper would love that oml-

    • @mochigurl
      @mochigurl 3 роки тому +4

      i like predictive text 4 and 6

    • @MollyK8
      @MollyK8 3 роки тому +6

      Help! Troll in the sky is the best game controller for the iPhone to watch it for a free app that I love you and I have a lot to say to

    • @rajivsodhi5
      @rajivsodhi5 3 роки тому +2

      Ok something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you 🤣

  • @madismith4671
    @madismith4671 5 років тому +112

    this one was in the books not movies:
    “there’s no need to call me sir, professor”
    “there’s no need to call me back it is so much fun to watch you sing 🎤”

    • @lyvvy6886
      @lyvvy6886 5 років тому +1

      How could they leave out sassy Harry in the movies like that?

    • @marianneb1074
      @marianneb1074 5 років тому +2

      It's actually "there's no need to call me sir, professor"

    • @madismith4671
      @madismith4671 5 років тому

      Lyvvy ikr

    • @magi.c
      @magi.c 5 років тому

      "There's no need to call my number and we have to take my daughter to the future white house 😭"

  • @flowerpower8700
    @flowerpower8700 4 роки тому +332

    Real quote: "Yer a wizard Harry"
    Predictive text: " Yer a bit of a Norwegian air Force Base today."
    😂😂😂

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +88

    Draco: "Scared of the big boy in my room lol."
    Considering that there's like a half dozen people in each dorm you're gonna need to narrow it down there Draco.

    • @cael_aj
      @cael_aj 5 років тому +4

      He was talking about Goyle, specifically AVPM Goyle 😂

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +3

      @@cael_aj Hey now, Jim Pavolo can't help being that tall, lol.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 років тому +3

      I always knew Draco was gay...

    • @toooobz
      @toooobz 5 років тому +1

      @@APoliticalConfusionAndMess yup, he has a crush on Harry and Harry on draco😂😂

    • @42subscribersnovideos67
      @42subscribersnovideos67 5 років тому +1

      Harry snuck in

  • @trashbread4734
    @trashbread4734 3 роки тому +29

    "Harry, did you hear the phone and it was the last time you have turtle?" - Dumbldore asked calmly.

    • @lunalg5166
      @lunalg5166 3 роки тому +3

      HARRY DID YOU HEAR THE PHONE WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE TURTLE LAST
      -movie translation

  • @Rita-nf2ym
    @Rita-nf2ym 5 років тому +99

    “It’s leviosa not gonna was like the one”
    “I solemnly swear that we had to be the first to go eat”
    😂😂

    • @magi.c
      @magi.c 5 років тому +2

      The second one is me 😂

  • @xxf8634
    @xxf8634 5 років тому +144

    “I solemnly swear y’all are coming to my house.”
    “Not my daughter, I wanna die now.”

    • @Wolfie_Silver
      @Wolfie_Silver 5 років тому +2

      "Not my daughter, but I don't know what to do with her."

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 5 років тому +2

      @@Wolfie_Silver 😂

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 роки тому

      “Not my daughter who is the best”

    • @WoRm_WoRm222
      @WoRm_WoRm222 2 роки тому

      Not my daughter but she was like 👍 I didn’t even say it to you I didn’t mean 😪 she would do the wrong 😑 I don’t have one ☝️ but you can call ☎️ when you are here if you’re free and want IT lol I love her so cute lol I just watched a movie 🎥 I just wanted it and she didn’t even think 💭 I didn’t like 👍
      *what*

  • @rebeccasheehan5060
    @rebeccasheehan5060 5 років тому +153

    Hagrid: “Yer a wizard who died of a bad life”

  • @hxneyedbellsss
    @hxneyedbellsss 3 роки тому +24

    “The world isn’t made up of time for class and then the school year, we all have the kids in our room in us.” - Sirius Black

    • @juliadubaj6558
      @juliadubaj6558 3 роки тому

      For some reason that came out really inspirational

  • @frankie5602
    @frankie5602 5 років тому +328

    Hermione: I'm going to bed before i forget people who like spiders exist
    Tbh same

    • @Ghost_Legacies
      @Ghost_Legacies 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @saraaamin1066
      @saraaamin1066 5 років тому +2

      I'm going to bed now but I WANT THEM BACK!

    • @demi-leighyoung7312
      @demi-leighyoung7312 5 років тому +2

      Hermione: I’m going to bed bed before my prom date night bye

    • @geraldway64000
      @geraldway64000 5 років тому +2

      I’m going to bed before you go home today and then you can come over

    • @lilliana41
      @lilliana41 5 років тому +1

      "I'm going to bed before I go to work at 11 45 if you want to come in and talk to you soon and I will be there at the same time."

  • @billzo7914
    @billzo7914 4 роки тому +229

    "I'm Harry, Harry Potter"
    "I'm Harry, but I don't think it"

    • @Ellenchattergirl
      @Ellenchattergirl 4 роки тому +6

      I'm Harry, and I have a question

    • @billzo7914
      @billzo7914 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ellenchattergirl I'm Hermione Granger, I can get a dance competition in the chamber of secrets
      Ok then...

    • @autumnr6058
      @autumnr6058 4 роки тому +4

      Im harry potter and I will never forget about this movie with the stars of my life

    • @moolaylay15
      @moolaylay15 4 роки тому +4

      I’m Harry Potter. I’m sorry 😐

    • @clay9408
      @clay9408 4 роки тому +2

      Toy Soldier I’m Harry, but i don’t like it cuz it’s not a daddy’s boy.
      HUH

  • @vicdooria8151
    @vicdooria8151 5 років тому +82

    “Master has given her the time of her life”
    “Dobby has no right to do this”

  • @EarthToEris
    @EarthToEris 3 роки тому +25

    “If you two don’t mind I just got a text from you”
    -Hermione 2021

  • @xbrookex9143
    @xbrookex9143 5 років тому +114

    “Your going to start my life again with a little bit of time and fun 😏”
    I’m dying.
    It was originally ‘Your going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, your saying it wrong! It’s levi-O-sa not levio-SARRR.’

  • @mayhuwwit
    @mayhuwwit 5 років тому +70

    This was mine
    “Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his eyes open and then he can see the world”

    • @Abigail-bi6qw
      @Abigail-bi6qw 5 років тому +9

      remus can show snape the world

    • @eisblatttonks7156
      @eisblatttonks7156 5 років тому +3

      Smart guy

    • @naiyagray6708
      @naiyagray6708 5 років тому +1

      SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @noone-ng5dd
      @noone-ng5dd 5 років тому +4

      Remus: I cAn sHoW yOu thE wOOrLd

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +2

      "A whole new wooooorrrlldd"
      "Don't you dare close your eyes"

  • @julesdoestheedits
    @julesdoestheedits 5 років тому +134

    “Dobby is a good day.”
    My father did not have a job and he did not know what he did.”
    “Alas. Juice.”

  • @lollyyamp
    @lollyyamp 3 роки тому +25

    “I can see them too I think I have to go get some nuggets”
    What is with my predictive text 😂

  • @abbihayden6517
    @abbihayden6517 5 років тому +45

    "I solemnly swear I didn't do anything"
    "Mischief and I will be there in a few minutes"

    • @liab.4630
      @liab.4630 5 років тому +2

      Abbi Hayden I can just imagine Fred and George at the begging of the series like “Mischief and I will be there in a few minutes” 😂

  • @saraaamin1066
    @saraaamin1066 5 років тому +91

    "It's LeviOsa, not a big storm!"
    - Hermione Granger

    • @mickb.8925
      @mickb.8925 5 років тому +4

      I got: "It's LeviOsa, not the intended recipient, you are not the intended recipient!"

    • @yellowish7217
      @yellowish7217 5 років тому +1

      I got
      It's leviOsa not this mean and your sister

    • @aarushijha5772
      @aarushijha5772 5 років тому +1

      It's leviOsa, not a big difference in my case

    • @noemitot4595
      @noemitot4595 3 роки тому +3

      I got:
      It's LeviOsa, not beacause and the World of Pop ist the Rock
      I can't- 😂

    • @alha9877
      @alha9877 3 роки тому +1

      ``Its LeviOsa, not the first time in the world!``

  • @baz4377
    @baz4377 5 років тому +124

    No one:
    Draco:
    "My father willingly got murdered so I don't care 😬."
    "Scared of the cops and the train station. Is that normal?"

    • @saraaamin1066
      @saraaamin1066 5 років тому +5

      I ended up with "Scared of the magic number of the magic,"

    • @brooke5619
      @brooke5619 5 років тому +3

      Scared of the cat in my car 🚗

    • @geraldway64000
      @geraldway64000 5 років тому +2

      My father willing to take care of posiedon

    • @maryooowoahh
      @maryooowoahh 5 років тому

      scared of y’all doing hw?

    • @michaelaizbored3897
      @michaelaizbored3897 5 років тому +1

      “Scared 😱 is a new time for ya buddy swims.”

  • @iibubbles8069
    @iibubbles8069 3 роки тому +16

    “Stop,stop, stop. Your going to take someone’s eye out.”
    “ Stop, stop, stop. Your going to have to be a little late for me.”

  • @mikasama5909
    @mikasama5909 5 років тому +196

    Hermione: “Now if you two don’t mind I would want to be with a woman that would hurt me”
    ....Tea.

    • @drygunge7036
      @drygunge7036 5 років тому +5

      oh shit

    • @hollie6691
      @hollie6691 5 років тому +5

      right. so umm yes

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 5 років тому +6

      Now we know what Hermione is into she was actually into it when Bellatrix was I think biting her arm to write mudblood. I don’t remember is she was biting her or using a different way to write it

    • @lilliana41
      @lilliana41 5 років тому +4

      "Now if you two don't mind, I have a great day and I will be there."

    • @solismartha
      @solismartha 5 років тому +2

      Tea

  • @emilyjoy5378
    @emilyjoy5378 5 років тому +43

    “Has anyone seen a Toad? A boy who has been so excited about it screamed at me!”

  • @lehandriemulder2634
    @lehandriemulder2634 5 років тому +42

    " Fear of a name only increases the chance to make a difference in ya hair." - Dumbledore 😂

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому

      "Fear of a name only increases for a woman that has a different kind of new China"...what?

  • @evelynlopez9603
    @evelynlopez9603 3 роки тому +14

    "You are not going mad you're not the store and my first try to call draco."
    -Luna Lovegood 2021

    • @jellyandthecrewman1834
      @jellyandthecrewman1834 3 роки тому +1

      You’re not going mad at me lol lol I just got invited to sing the river with hazel green

  • @emmaa3596
    @emmaa3596 4 роки тому +119

    Original: "Pretty obvious"
    Predictive text: "Pretty sure I have to eat my dad."
    - Gildroy Lockhart

    • @iirxbloxqxeen_YT
      @iirxbloxqxeen_YT 4 роки тому +4

      WHAT?? 😂😂😂😂

    • @clay9408
      @clay9408 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure i have to eat at the house and i don’t know if you want to go to the store and pick up the kids -Gilderoy Lockhart 2020

    • @sarah9850
      @sarah9850 4 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure that she is a cat.
      -Gilderoy Lockhart about Hermione and what happened with the cat situation

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 4 роки тому +2

      I’m pretty sure his dad was a muggle or muggle born

    • @satorii_2060
      @satorii_2060 3 роки тому

      "Pretty sure you have this problem"
      🌝👍🔫

  • @gracelin5009
    @gracelin5009 5 років тому +35

    remus is so cute 🥰 love your sweaters!
    “it is our choices, harry, that show what we are y’all about to be the best thing in our world”
    “it takes a great deal of energy to make sure we have a good job and to be able to get the money”

  • @jessieee3423
    @jessieee3423 5 років тому +78

    OG: "Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?"
    Predictive: "Dad, what if I am put in the future for the next 7 years?"
    smh these time turners are out of control lol

    • @salemstowaway7927
      @salemstowaway7927 5 років тому +9

      Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the first time I went to bed so I am not sure how long it will still happen in the past.

    • @twilightmidna9296
      @twilightmidna9296 5 років тому

      OoT Link much?

    • @magi.c
      @magi.c 5 років тому +2

      "Dad, what if I am put in my head that way in a bit of a movie with my mom for the weekend so I can come over and watch 😊"

    • @morianarnia9356
      @morianarnia9356 2 роки тому

      @@magi.c Albus Severus, you were named after the following link to the nurse immediately by the way I can do you.
      The heck? Harry has gone mad.😂

  • @aaaaaah0
    @aaaaaah0 3 роки тому +54

    “Daddies gone mad hasn’t he”
    “Daddies gone on the willy wonka guy in a huff” 💀💀
    “No stop stop stop you’re going to take someone’s eye out”
    “No stop stop stop 🛑 and then you can get a pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️”

    • @sทl
      @sทl 3 роки тому +1

      XD I'm bummed that my phone doesn't exactly have predictive text, just auto correct. Yours was beautiful

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 роки тому

      XD

    • @red_pandagames5012
      @red_pandagames5012 3 роки тому +1

      PRIIIIDEEE 😂

    • @lunalg5166
      @lunalg5166 3 роки тому +1

      hermione is an ally

    • @jellyandthecrewman1834
      @jellyandthecrewman1834 3 роки тому +2

      “Daddy’s gone for a river trip to the river”
      “No no stop bleeding from the river”
      WHAT

  • @adrianelacaze151
    @adrianelacaze151 4 роки тому +191

    “My father in law can text” - Draco, 2020 omg lol 😂

    • @megalegalo
      @megalegalo 3 роки тому +9

      My father is a floating piece of rock

    • @MollyK8
      @MollyK8 3 роки тому +2

      @@megalegalo
      My father was in the same house with me my sister was in a relationship and brown green

    • @26HIPKIDS
      @26HIPKIDS 3 роки тому

      Oh the teaaa

  • @teddy_077
    @teddy_077 4 роки тому +91

    “i solemnly swear that we are a little more chill than the outsiders”
    “my father will kidnap y’all for a few years”
    “mischief is in the bathroom downstairs”
    “yer a little girl that is a woman”

  • @maisiethebooklover9077
    @maisiethebooklover9077 4 роки тому +111

    Real quote: Yer a wizard, Harry
    New quote: Yer a fan of the girls dormitories
    - Hagrid

  • @lizziekilburn2302
    @lizziekilburn2302 3 роки тому +11

    "I'm hermione granger and I don't know how much money we have."
    "Now if you too don't mind, I'm off to bed before any of you know what to do the best way for me to go to the restroom."

  • @PoyoCoool
    @PoyoCoool 4 роки тому +48

    "I solemnly swear I updated my account picture."
    "Mischief is a good thing."

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz 4 роки тому +78

    Original: "There's no need to call me sir, Professor"
    Predictive: "There's no need to change their hair and she came a lot more like the poison"
    Harry, you ok?

  • @randomstranger5046
    @randomstranger5046 4 роки тому +94

    Real quote: Yer a wizard Harry
    New: yer back in the lake today

    • @monty9695
      @monty9695 4 роки тому +6

      Is this some kind of secret punishment they haven't mentioned???

    • @hawwktuahh
      @hawwktuahh 4 роки тому +1

      Yer a little bit too early for you like it lol

    • @Horgano
      @Horgano 4 роки тому +1

      Yer a good character and a great day

  • @igorcorrales6450
    @igorcorrales6450 3 роки тому +18

    Original: Master has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!
    New: Master has given Dobby a huge amount of snow in the house and it will not take a long time to finish it.

    • @jellyandthecrewman1834
      @jellyandthecrewman1834 3 роки тому +1

      Mine: master has given Dobby a lot of work done and I think I have to get put in the closet and I have to get put in the closet.
      Okay

    • @l1minal84
      @l1minal84 3 роки тому +1

      Master has given dobby a variety of blue plastic bags.

    • @Aardydarling
      @Aardydarling 3 роки тому +1

      Master has given Dobby a good job and is doing well

    • @rainpuppy14
      @rainpuppy14 Рік тому

      Actually that sounds quite sweet actually

  • @morningstar_films
    @morningstar_films 5 років тому +44

    Original: "Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness!"
    Predicted text: Slytherin will help you for a science company and I'm sorry that you're smart.
    Me: what? 😂

    • @mayastewart1452
      @mayastewart1452 5 років тому +2

      lol i'm cracking up

    • @JustSophie29
      @JustSophie29 5 років тому +2

      L.O.L

    • @JustSophie29
      @JustSophie29 5 років тому +2

      OMG

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +2

      "You could be great you know, and Slytherin is a good question to me that she was the first person she was"

  • @leahrose4
    @leahrose4 5 років тому +16

    “Harry, did you think of me and my mom?”
    Dumbledore said calmly 😂

  • @casey7061
    @casey7061 3 роки тому +29

    “TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!”
    “TROLL IN THE NETHERLANDS BASED IN ENGLAND BASED ON THE ANDROID”
    “You’re just as sane as I am”
    “You’re just as good as I know the lord is that I love”
    *Blimey*

    • @jellyandthecrewman1834
      @jellyandthecrewman1834 3 роки тому +1

      “Troll in the dream of a wizard”
      “You’re just as a friend of mine”

  • @Poppy-pi2le
    @Poppy-pi2le 5 років тому +64

    I’ve had a really bad day today and I’m glad you brought some Lumos in my life! Thank you for being a great inspiration to me ☺️

    • @Wolf-vy2gu
      @Wolf-vy2gu 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @itzluna8952
      @itzluna8952 5 років тому +1

      Gryffindor Geek imma ravenclaw
      ;-; yah ok imma geek and nerd ;-;

  • @diamondespinosa2448
    @diamondespinosa2448 4 роки тому +23

    “I solemnly swear we got to go cuddle”. “Mischief Managed I wanna go nite nite”

  • @a.peters
    @a.peters 4 роки тому +59

    Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have."
    Just because you have the emotional range of mind, if you're interested, then you can start with a clock or a general election that you have to be a little more conservative.
    ...

  • @RepTVclown_13
    @RepTVclown_13 3 місяці тому +1

    "Why spiders why couldnt it be possible to be excited for lessons" relatable it is impossible😂😂😂

  • @solis1419
    @solis1419 5 років тому +26

    "You're just as sane as you should be able to be."
    LMAO WHAT-

  • @spooky_kicks
    @spooky_kicks 5 років тому +82

    "Mischief was a.. bad idea"
    "Not my child, I'm going to run away now"
    "I'm Hermione Granger and I am your new favourite ship!"
    "My father will be gone soon.."

    • @lilliana41
      @lilliana41 5 років тому +1

      "Mischief and I will be there at the same time."
      "Not my fault that I didn't get to see you then and there is no way I can get a ride to the airport."
      "I'm Hermione Granger and I will be there at the same time." (Time Turners?)
      "My father will be there at the same time."

    • @cece_1106
      @cece_1106 5 років тому +3

      Ok that last one tho...

    • @Wolfie_Silver
      @Wolfie_Silver 5 років тому

      Mischief tumblr is a male dominance in the world of the Intern."

    • @Toria._.
      @Toria._. 4 роки тому +1

      @@lilliana41 "My father will live in a crown "

    • @codyschwartz2827
      @codyschwartz2827 4 роки тому

      When you get in trouble:
      Mischief was a...bad idea
      When someone asks if a kid is your child:
      Not my child, I'm going to run away now
      When you meet someone for the first time:
      I'm Hermione Granger and I am your new favorite ship!
      When you have plans to kill your father:
      My father will be gone soon...

  • @spruceandjuniper4447
    @spruceandjuniper4447 4 роки тому +36

    "The ones that leave us never really come out to us." -Sirius Black according to my phone

    • @mglol9360
      @mglol9360 4 роки тому +2

      yeah cuz if they leave u they don't rly care ab coming out to u...smh

    • @elleelizabeth4199
      @elleelizabeth4199 4 роки тому +2

      @Hanako Chlala-Lubbe And Wolfstar is now cannon

  • @addichilds2009
    @addichilds2009 3 роки тому +8

    Tessa: Turkey lord
    Me: DUCK IS LORD

  • @sandymnm6836
    @sandymnm6836 5 років тому +61

    Hermione: "I'm going to bed before I can see that you have any other questions or concerns about the position of my favorite part of a sudden death ☠"
    I think I turned Hermione a bit dark 😅

  • @Ziggywooo
    @Ziggywooo 5 років тому +129

    Draco: my father will not have my friends to come over here and they want me back
    Hermione: it’s leviOsa not gonna is time for y’all to be friends 👫
    Hagrid: yer a legend and a great app to play 👍
    Dumbledore: happiness can be better than the other day but you have no clue how much I love ya
    Hermione again: just because you have the same name as you do and then she will never get to see y’all again
    😂😂😂😂

    • @morgrugyn
      @morgrugyn 5 років тому +12

      Draco: my father will do it for you at night
      Hermione: it's leviOsa not just a bit of grass
      Hagrid: Yer a good thing about the government
      Dumbledore: happiness can be a bit tricky but I don't have it anymore so I'm going to hell
      Hermione: Just because you know how it works does not mean that she is a woman
      😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @dhhdhdh6509
      @dhhdhdh6509 5 років тому +3

      @@morgrugyn Omg Dumbledore's quote😂 I'm dead

    • @miatyae5447
      @miatyae5447 5 років тому +2

      Guys. Chorn is the REAL god here.

    • @Ziggywooo
      @Ziggywooo 5 років тому +2

      *YAY TESSA HEARTED AAAAAAHHHHH* 😂🥰😁

  • @elimsuwo1657
    @elimsuwo1657 4 роки тому +43

    Hermoine:-"to get us killed or worst EXPELLED"
    "to get us killed and then I would get a lot more of the comic books"
    Pfffttt- XD

  • @mxtildii5990
    @mxtildii5990 3 роки тому +4

    "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"
    "Just because I have a channel I hope to get to work now"

  • @erikakervinen1173
    @erikakervinen1173 5 років тому +21

    ”When all this is over, we’ll stop planning Fred’s UA-cam tea.”
    - Sirius Black, 2019

  • @ayanwadood2364
    @ayanwadood2364 5 років тому +32

    “ Has anybody seen a toad or shirt for a while?”
    “Wit beyond measure was the first time that she promised “
    😅🤣

    • @katelyn.darling4416
      @katelyn.darling4416 5 років тому +3

      Ayan Wadood: "wit beyond measure was the first time that she promised"
      Me: "oh"

    • @artictwister2019
      @artictwister2019 5 років тому

      Neville needs to get his shit together 😂

  • @ravensmol2609
    @ravensmol2609 5 років тому +32

    Me: *isn't fully paying attention*
    Brizzy: "Lauren Lopez."
    I ALMOST CHOKED

  • @loiisdolan
    @loiisdolan 3 роки тому +4

    Stop stop stop arguing and get a little spicy. IM DYING LMAO

  • @aggirl774
    @aggirl774 4 роки тому +304

    “My father will probably have to get a new car” -Draco Malfoy

    • @peachiibi8663
      @peachiibi8663 4 роки тому +5

      AGgirl77
      My father will have to try and get it

    • @waewaxhk5102
      @waewaxhk5102 4 роки тому +3

      My father will hear about this re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re

    • @gaygoblin3898
      @gaygoblin3898 4 роки тому +4

      My father in my father is a father and a a father and father is the one that is a legend and a father of mine that is the best thing that he is ever gonna I wanna see you this weekend I love y’all I wanna is your day I got to see you guys I just got home and I’m going home to see how things are doing and how much do you have to be done with that day huh...

    • @thaliafriedman9811
      @thaliafriedman9811 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @clay9408
      @clay9408 4 роки тому +2

      AGgirl77 My father will pick me out if he wants to!

  • @GraceeThomass
    @GraceeThomass 4 роки тому +46

    "Daddys gone to the hospital and see if we can have a good time together"
    "I solemnly swear to God that I am to he to be Brave"
    "If you two dont mind are you coming back from the movies"

  • @illumizoldyck906
    @illumizoldyck906 5 років тому +30

    Here we go
    “After all this time your still on book two of Harry Potter 😵”
    “Yer a person jerry”

  • @heartss4olivia
    @heartss4olivia 3 роки тому +4

    “It’s leviOsa, not the same as a result of the original article!” -Hermione Granger

  • @kens5529
    @kens5529 4 роки тому +149

    “Your a wizard, Harry”
    “Your a mom, who has a pumpkin 🎃 “
    “I am what I am, ‘an I’m not ashamed”
    “I am not a mom or dad, I wanna play roblox”
    IM CRYING LOOOLLL 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @radashell5729
    @radashell5729 5 років тому +35

    But Potter’s just a boy, that I am going into a relationship with my mom.” - Professor McGonagall
    Original - “But Potter’s just a boy, not a piece of meat!”

    • @Username38472
      @Username38472 5 років тому +2

      Whut🤣🤣

    • @radiator1847
      @radiator1847 5 років тому +1

      I tried it
      But potter’s just a boy who was younger than the last one

    • @mads9966
      @mads9966 5 років тому +1

      But Potter’s just a boy sad to say I love you

    • @ava_slytherdor1895
      @ava_slytherdor1895 5 років тому +1

      But Potters just a boy who likes to flirt and you don’t have to shave his head off.

    • @yurigacha-san1367
      @yurigacha-san1367 5 років тому +1

      "But Potter's the same as one of the many easter cupcakes she made"
      PLOT TWIST: HARRY WAS TRANSGENDER ALL ALONG!

  • @forestfire7236
    @forestfire7236 4 роки тому +54

    “Yer a great day of the week”
    “Daddy’s gone to the next chapter”
    “We could have been killed this year when we had the one day”
    I just....

  • @Ger71
    @Ger71 2 роки тому +1

    Oh god I love starkid and Lauren Lopez, she is an absolute icon

  • @charlottewest4245
    @charlottewest4245 4 роки тому +22

    “I solemnly swear y’all are ugly”
    “My father will lick your toes”

  • @sadsappity
    @sadsappity 5 років тому +22

    “Don’t let the muggles mood come out and do you.” Oh wow...

  • @dreamerjammer1443
    @dreamerjammer1443 5 років тому +23

    Orginial: “Well my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice!”
    Text Version: “Well my philosophy is that the next time I get home from school I have to do it all.”

  • @oddelf7988
    @oddelf7988 3 роки тому +1

    Happinesses can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to watch a Tessa netting vid

  • @sid-fu3dn
    @sid-fu3dn 4 роки тому +41

    "My father is a very confused man" sounds about right for Draco's dad tbh

  • @avianace6201
    @avianace6201 5 років тому +29

    “I would rather die than be able to call him but he doesn’t want me anymore because I wanna tell her I love her”
    Why is this the story of my gay little life 😂

  • @dreamerdaisy8312
    @dreamerdaisy8312 4 роки тому +31

    "Happiness can be found even in the face"
    "I see you have found the delights of the British people?"
    "I can teach you to bottle fame, brew glory and even if you can't drag the download button to Germany."
    "I'm going to bed before either of you had a good time at the disco"
    "To the well-organised mind, death is a good idea."
    "I solemnly swear I am sad that you used the same password for a few years. "
    "And now, Harry, let us know when you want a f**k day off. "
    ... Yeah that went well lol xD

    • @sarahbunn9884
      @sarahbunn9884 4 роки тому +3

      I'm dead.

    • @dusk1623
      @dusk1623 4 роки тому +1

      Drag the download button to Germany 😂😂😂
      I'm dying😂😂😂😂

  • @M_JW
    @M_JW Рік тому +1

    Scared of being in the wrong lane but I’m glad you are feeling good🎃 -Draco Malfoy 2023

  • @injilaansari28
    @injilaansari28 4 роки тому +54

    MY PREDICTIVE TEXT
    Original: "you just look like your father except your eyes........ you have your mother's eyes"
    My predictive text: "you just look like your father except you are a hufflepuff"
    When did Harry Potter became a hufflepuff?? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @voidcosmic1161
    @voidcosmic1161 5 років тому +27

    “My father will never get my message.”
    “Mischief in my life is the best way of getting to her for her birthday.”
    “I solemnly swear we are all about the world.”
    THE FIRST ONE THOUGH-

  • @dlylac7196
    @dlylac7196 4 роки тому +39

    Real Quote: “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”
    Mine: “It does not do to dwell” in my thoughts or emotions about this app and the way it works for my family.

    • @autumnr6058
      @autumnr6058 4 роки тому

      It does not do to be the same thing as I am in a relationship with my boyfriend

    • @adelanavarrete647
      @adelanavarrete647 4 роки тому

      Am guessing when you said app you where ratting q app or talking adt a app that's my guess

  • @princesspeachtoadstool3953
    @princesspeachtoadstool3953 3 роки тому +1

    Tessa, your Ron impression is spot on!

  • @lolaplayzyt8443
    @lolaplayzyt8443 4 роки тому +45

    Quote: “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    New: “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but he does not know how to escape”

  • @bluefinger028
    @bluefinger028 5 років тому +10

    “Mischief was the way I can see.”
    “Master has given dobby a will to live”

  • @lolkayak
    @lolkayak 5 років тому +28

    WHEN ITS SAYS 8 SECONDS AGO AND U HADNT EVEN GOT THE NOTIFICATION OF THE VIDEO!!!

  • @alennaholden808
    @alennaholden808 3 роки тому +6

    Well, I’m going to bed before thanksgiving so I’m not ready for Christmas.

  • @disposablerecord
    @disposablerecord 4 роки тому +45

    "I solemnly swear that you are not Brandon."
    "Mischief is a bad thing for the world."
    "Yer a little bit of a good thing for me."
    Oh?? I've literally been texting my friend while on the phone with her while on a class call talking about the class call for the entire month. That is the stuff I type. I dont think I've ever typed the name Brandon tbh🤣🤣

    • @natalieeware
      @natalieeware 4 роки тому +2

      Undesirable Potato I got the same thing for the last one

  • @evie7452
    @evie7452 5 років тому +26

    “If you two don’t mind I’m not going in there because I’m gonna wanna facetime”
    -Hermione Granger

  • @casyopeia
    @casyopeia 4 роки тому +112

    “My father will here about this”
    “My father is a banana and a mango”
    “Your just as sane as I am”
    “Your just gonna be a random question”
    Me: Wut?? 😳
    I have no idea why that appeared in my predictive text...

    • @landlord5582
      @landlord5582 4 роки тому +2

      My father will hear about this!
      My father is my love you a couple of course we need to be home at least one day.
      Don't worry, your just as sane as i am.
      Don't worry about me too much as well you know if she has been to sleep .

    • @casyopeia
      @casyopeia 4 роки тому +1

      Adrian Shrubb lol 😂

    • @paramitaraha8914
      @paramitaraha8914 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zombz55
    @zombz55 3 роки тому +1

    I solemnly swear to my internet when you have a good idea and I don’t think so
    Mischief is a good thing to say to me that you have never been to anyone else and brown is godly

  • @lilyflower4604
    @lilyflower4604 4 роки тому +127

    "I solemnly swear that I was a really bad guy and a elephant's mother"
    "Mischief is the only way for me"
    "After all the time we were doing it"
    Mine are so messed up

    • @jennalewien6714
      @jennalewien6714 4 роки тому +3

      "Im going to bed before the night I get off work at night I don't have any plans"
      "After all this time is to be a a little bit of a a bit of a bit too much"
      "Always was a good day to get back up and down to my moms"
      Is what i got..?

    • @paramitaraha8914
      @paramitaraha8914 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @l-starlight-l
      @l-starlight-l 4 роки тому +2

      "I solemmly swear that I cry for the update" is what I got

    • @latexwhistledown342
      @latexwhistledown342 2 роки тому

      Yeah lol

    • @kinjalraushan424
      @kinjalraushan424 2 роки тому

      "an elephant's mother"😳

  • @ceanna.oodles8816
    @ceanna.oodles8816 4 роки тому +70

    “If you two don’t mind I’m getting my Netflix done and I’m going back home.” -Hermione
    “She needs to get better with this game.” -Ronald

    • @sarah9850
      @sarah9850 4 роки тому +4

      If you two dont mind I will get ya guys to join me for a little phoenix.
      She needs to get a new job.
      ;-;

    • @rainbowkidbest
      @rainbowkidbest 4 роки тому +3

      Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean to do or what is in a relationship- Ronald Weasley

    • @sampanda407
      @sampanda407 4 роки тому +3

      If you two don't mind I'm watching the movie 🎥 and i saw orange vent -Hermione
      She needs to get her to work on monday -Ron

    • @satorii_2060
      @satorii_2060 3 роки тому

      "She needs to be my own mother." - Ron
      "If you two don't mind I'm just chilling with the blue halo." - Hermione

    • @rivsanity
      @rivsanity 3 роки тому +1

      @@sampanda407 Hermione plays among us

  • @brooklynnnn.r
    @brooklynnnn.r 5 років тому +44

    Original: “When In doubt, go to the library”
    Mine: “When In doubt, she is going into a place”
    ......Wow 😂

    • @magi.c
      @magi.c 5 років тому +1

      When in doubt, you should get a text from me when you're here for me 😊

    • @mintyreflex9690
      @mintyreflex9690 4 роки тому

      When in doubt, I’ll be able to see him

    • @elimsuwo1657
      @elimsuwo1657 4 роки тому

      When in doubt,go to the same GENDER and age of them like a child
      It make no sense! XD

    • @unluckyart2191
      @unluckyart2191 4 роки тому

      When in doubt, I have to go to bed

  • @princesspeachtoadstool3953
    @princesspeachtoadstool3953 3 роки тому +2

    6:47 RON SOUNDS LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL! Also Ron, I love you too!