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  • @civilrebel3743
    @civilrebel3743 Рік тому +2810

    War crimes? Civilians? No sir, they were potential enemy recruits

    • @Burner_1-one
      @Burner_1-one Рік тому +52

      Classic

    • @UnitedStatesofAmorica
      @UnitedStatesofAmorica Рік тому +72

      you're right they had RPGs and weapons. they were a threat.

    • @dangkhoa1608
      @dangkhoa1608 Рік тому +21

      American solider be like when their freinds get killed by a kid with an ak 47

    • @sirnugget5213
      @sirnugget5213 Рік тому +7

      Any one can be a enemy if you think about it, that's why i recommend a .50 when you see a civilian

    • @Costa_animations
      @Costa_animations Рік тому +6

      Serbian logic
      100% works all the time

  • @FNGof2010
    @FNGof2010 Рік тому +1148

    Please refrain from throwing rocks at people who can throw bigger rocks than you can.

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 Рік тому +80

      Especially if those rocks are packed with huge amounts of high explosives.

    • @HailHydrate2
      @HailHydrate2 Рік тому +49

      When you get down to it, Depleted Uranium based Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabot is just a really fast thrown rock.

    • @comradeblin256
      @comradeblin256 Рік тому +16

      Some palestinian kid= doesn't matter, we have no future under david sta- *gets ran over by tank*

    • @fabiospasiano9885
      @fabiospasiano9885 Рік тому +27

      @@HailHydrate2 funny shaped radioactive dart rock thrown at funnily comical speeds.

    • @fridaynuggies4191
      @fridaynuggies4191 Рік тому +6

      ​@@comradeblin256clearly they didnt learn the japanese method of charging a tank with lunge mine

  • @pyroshilov8474
    @pyroshilov8474 Рік тому +364

    An addendum to Murphy's Laws:
    "Be respectful of armoured units. Tanks have the right of way"

    • @paleoph6168
      @paleoph6168 7 місяців тому +1

      Air Force: *sinister noises

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 Рік тому +1781

    Imagine if first image, she goes out of the APC to puke and suddenly she’s blasted by an RPG.
    Don’t abandon your position, tankers!

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 Рік тому +200

      The insurgent that blew her up says "GG"

    • @alex_brg7680
      @alex_brg7680 Рік тому +98

      @@gayanudugampola8973 “better luck next time”

    • @neptune8thplanet
      @neptune8thplanet Рік тому +63

      "she doesn't know we are in enemy lines"

    • @АлиДжураев-у1х
      @АлиДжураев-у1х Рік тому +49

      Literally problem i had with this vid.
      Why abandon your position?
      And in that case, why girl still continue to walk towards them if she could just throw bomb away and run asap

    • @bobbynotbuilder4389
      @bobbynotbuilder4389 Рік тому

      i get your point but she was uhh 100 meters away holding a bag of explosives and they are in an apc its not gonna work@@АлиДжураев-у1х

  • @toasterkolin9951
    @toasterkolin9951 Рік тому +713

    In no world should I be laughing like a school girl at what are effectively simulated warcrimes, yet here we are.

  • @vvvppp6021
    @vvvppp6021 Рік тому +976

    War is hell...if you're in the losing team!

    • @nicotinegaming2
      @nicotinegaming2 Рік тому +88

      Sounds like a skill issue to me

    • @Theonewhoforgotlife
      @Theonewhoforgotlife Рік тому +15

      NAHHH you just did middle east dirty my guy💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 Рік тому

      ​@@Theonewhoforgotlifeman they already dirty, we just creasing thier Jordans sandels at this point

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 Рік тому +9

      Soviet Union: There's no such thing as "war crime", only Glory To The Motherland. 😎😎😎

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 Рік тому

      @@dereenaldoambun9158 yo russian mother land got fucked by the third Reich fatherland and they both gave birth to two of the stupidest auth ideologies to ever exist

  • @arsenalxa4421
    @arsenalxa4421 Рік тому +944

    "Sir, target is hiding among those civilians."
    "Right, load MPHE, in case they're all suicide bombers."
    "Sir?"
    "Look, if I had a nickel for every time that happened I'd have two nickels, which is weird that it happened twice. MPHE, now."

    • @rakacowny
      @rakacowny Рік тому +44

      "Ye...Yes, Sir..."

    • @cmdrnervousenergy5133
      @cmdrnervousenergy5133 Рік тому +12

      mass piercing high explosive?

    • @arsenalxa4421
      @arsenalxa4421 Рік тому +78

      @@cmdrnervousenergy5133 Multipurpose High Explosive. MPHE.

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 Рік тому +4

      @@arsenalxa4421 you mean HEAT-MP-T?

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 Рік тому +22

      ​@MrTeddy12397 HEAT is referring to the jet-piercing AT round though... HE is just a standard round with explosive filler. So no?

  • @dainguyen2733
    @dainguyen2733 Рік тому +348

    As we all know, fun times rhymes with war crimes

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Рік тому +7

      Oh no, it actually does. 😂

    • @UNGOC_Engineer3231
      @UNGOC_Engineer3231 Рік тому +6

      Of course I know that!

    • @prinz4279
      @prinz4279 Рік тому +1

      The only three things that a man needs to be happy are good times, sick rhymes and war crimes.

    • @Gorilla-u9i
      @Gorilla-u9i 5 місяців тому

      Imperial Japan: heck yeah brother

  • @TheInfamousXero
    @TheInfamousXero Місяць тому +24

    0:10 how to get spotten by an sniper waiting for you to get off the vehicle

    • @SigmaauraAura
      @SigmaauraAura 2 дні тому

      0:01 you know he shot a child to save their tank right

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 Рік тому +150

    When your ZF Clan member interprets "clear the road" differently.

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs Рік тому +105

    You know, imagine if we get another game that is like the first Battlefield Bad Company. Where War is treated like an adventure for the B-crew to get them gold bars from the legionnaries

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Рік тому +27

      Fr, Bad Company 3 would be awesome, but with the current dev team of DICE and EA shenanigans. I am skeptical

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Рік тому +6

      BF BC is "war is hell yeah" as a game

  • @johnyj2082
    @johnyj2082 Рік тому +65

    Treat every situation with civilians like it's Beslan school siege.

  • @notjimpickens7928
    @notjimpickens7928 Рік тому +195

    the virgin twitter animator "soldier" vs the hardened veteran from 06 who blew apart kids with his shotgun for fun and later killed his wife and kids:

    • @uzbeenvalve396
      @uzbeenvalve396 6 місяців тому +13

      literally me

    • @ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritish
      @ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritish 3 місяці тому

      @@notjimpickens7928 what the fuck is this comment

    • @Sockkysock
      @Sockkysock Місяць тому +3

      How is this supposed to be funny 😭😭😭😭

    • @ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritish
      @ThatOneManWhoLaughsInBritish Місяць тому +2

      @@Sockkysock fr it's just a tragedy if that happened bruv would get rejected from hell and heaven and be sent to the worst punishment of all time

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
    @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 Рік тому +151

    gotta get that highscore of who can send definitely insurgent not civilian bodies the highest with HE shells

  • @nicotinegaming2
    @nicotinegaming2 Рік тому +330

    I like the first animation implies that tank unit shouldn't fire at the infantry unit 😂

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 Рік тому +50

      The child had an IED satchel as she was forced to by local terrorists.

    • @shaboingboing6787
      @shaboingboing6787 Рік тому +151

      ​@@fabianmichaelgockner5988 skill issue

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 Рік тому

      @@shaboingboing6787 her family was killed and her uncle was the one left. His fate was never disclosed.
      You are sick in the head.

    • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
      @fabianmichaelgockner5988 Рік тому

      @@Antero_14_based_88 I as a firefighter saw enough dead children than you had a intercourse with another person, dumbwit.

    • @artraudgaming3575
      @artraudgaming3575 Рік тому +59

      @@fabianmichaelgockner5988 major skill issue

  • @RavenAdventwings
    @RavenAdventwings Рік тому +72

    "There are no civilians in the area of operation."
    "I repeat. There are no civilians in the area of operation."
    *Commits war crimes.*

    • @Alex_the_Gamer_13
      @Alex_the_Gamer_13 5 місяців тому +1

      Geneva convention, more like Geneva suggestions

  • @WanderingHermitWizard
    @WanderingHermitWizard Рік тому +50

    Remember: Bullets don't discriminate. Anyone can be an enemy, with enough oil

  • @yggdrasilburnes
    @yggdrasilburnes Рік тому +17

    "War is Hell, and I'm from the 6th circle."

  • @fernandomarques5166
    @fernandomarques5166 Рік тому +42

    "Gunner: Saul Goodman"
    I'm dying lmfao

    • @ohyoo1208
      @ohyoo1208 Рік тому +3

      So are the insurgents.

  • @snugglecity3500
    @snugglecity3500 Рік тому +74

    "War is hell and I am satan" - Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 Рік тому +36

    Never get out of your vehicle in war, you are inside for a reason.
    *Steps out to vomit*
    The sniper nest 2kilometers away:
    🍷🗿

    • @jerryersha1709
      @jerryersha1709 6 місяців тому +4

      The Tabuk rifle going to headshot her head :

  • @Ides_0f_March
    @Ides_0f_March Рік тому +31

    0:25 - brave woman saving american liberators tank from terrorist rpg7 shot with her own body

  • @SouthTexasDude210
    @SouthTexasDude210 Рік тому +31

    Not the tank crew's fault those blood bags don't know how to duck

  • @Hardbass2021
    @Hardbass2021 Рік тому +23

    War Crimes? You mean the insurgents stalling for time so that their buddies can clap me?
    Hell no, that's within operational parameters!

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 Рік тому +5

      Reminds me of that one ace combat mission where the enemy tries to fake surrender.

    • @Alex_the_Gamer_13
      @Alex_the_Gamer_13 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh yeah bud, the Geneva suggestions

  • @normalepsilon11
    @normalepsilon11 Рік тому +5

    “But you were just following orders right?”
    “No, I WAS GIVING THEM”

  • @sijul6483
    @sijul6483 Рік тому +23

    First, i love how Blue Archive OSTs are everywhere.
    Second, it's not a war crime the first time.

    • @Nomurcy2u
      @Nomurcy2u 6 місяців тому +1

      BA OST just too good, also it’s not a war crime if there’s no one there to report it.

  • @ArmyAvia
    @ArmyAvia Рік тому +7

    saul goodman with the M1 Freebrams

  • @JADEK111
    @JADEK111 Рік тому +13

    Ah yes, The ARMA logic - where an AI will fly up into the air when firing a 120mm cannon at him

  • @satagaming9144
    @satagaming9144 Рік тому +11

    Shinji's outlook towards eva piloting vs Asuka's:

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 Рік тому +4

    *Reads the Gunners name"
    "Hi Im Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do."

  • @John_necron
    @John_necron 21 день тому +2

    “Your honor, that baby couldve been carrying a nuke.”
    “Sir you shot him with sixteen artillery rounds from a basilisk tank.”
    “I stand by what I said.”

  • @spookje327
    @spookje327 Рік тому +10

    I love how at 0:26 the woman body blocks a RPG

  • @wolfmirebacta8710
    @wolfmirebacta8710 Рік тому +9

    Something about the 1st video really really gets under my skin. It feels like a Redditor or some weeb who has only ever seen videogames and heard the off story thinks happens

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 6 місяців тому +2

      the person who made the animation makes trailers for war thunder

    • @feelingsfeelings.2848
      @feelingsfeelings.2848 5 місяців тому

      Something tell me that you're a insensitive douchbag who thinks people having shock responses to traumatizing events are cringe, get off your high horse.

    • @alvinfongjunjiemoe8445
      @alvinfongjunjiemoe8445 2 місяці тому +1

      Who let moral in the battlefield🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @erwinsetyo1061
    @erwinsetyo1061 Рік тому +8

    If someone said "War is hell", just say "Hell is reserved for the sinner. War is more than that"

  • @flippy4703
    @flippy4703 Рік тому +9

    gamers 🤝weapons system operators watching as they pop some insurgent's head with a remote controlled .50 through a monitor

  • @SashaTheDog
    @SashaTheDog Рік тому +10

    Understandable reaction, repainting the tanks hull from those scratches would have cost 5 dollars!

  • @Anonymous-ss1kg
    @Anonymous-ss1kg Рік тому +14

    Treading the line between these two kinds of people is what makes life worth

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx Рік тому +4

    Infantry problem? Better Call Saul Tankman!

  • @Rod_123
    @Rod_123 5 місяців тому +2

    "war is hell yeah" people when they see their friends corpses from an rpg round:

  • @KyaliFloofDerg
    @KyaliFloofDerg Рік тому +11

    ngl let's be real, one of the insurgents committed friendly fire, but I think he was removing potential dissidents.

  • @magnum7978
    @magnum7978 Рік тому +9

    Takistan (lite version) hasn't been the same since Saul Goodman tore everything up 😭😭😭

  • @AWACS_OKA_NIEBA
    @AWACS_OKA_NIEBA Місяць тому +2

    Dark humor is like a Child with cancer, it never gets old

  • @kornet5949
    @kornet5949 11 місяців тому +2

    This the moment when Saul became Goodman

  • @candiman4243
    @candiman4243 Рік тому +13

    First of all, I would say getting taken out by a HE round from a tank is one of the better ways to go, given it's instant and painless...
    Much more so than bleeding out from normal bullets or shrapnel.

    • @bilack7007
      @bilack7007 Рік тому +3

      Sure, but you're definitely not gonna be getting an open-casket funeral.

    • @candiman4243
      @candiman4243 Рік тому +7

      @@bilack7007 You think they'd put a bunch of chunks in a casket?

    • @therealgeneralMacArthur
      @therealgeneralMacArthur Рік тому +1

      ​@@bilack7007they're in iraq, people there barely do open casket funerals there in any death

  • @Swagmaster07
    @Swagmaster07 Рік тому +2

    I like how the commander of the Abrams was called "Saul Goodman" 💀
    Sauls war past

  • @theasiankid9752
    @theasiankid9752 Рік тому +16

    Tank crew:oh civs? Nah we call em target practice.

  • @giancarlobacosa2546
    @giancarlobacosa2546 Рік тому +5

    Basically my squad in Arma when taking fire from a village

  • @drill_fiend1097
    @drill_fiend1097 Рік тому +4

    Tankers improvising bowling alley in the middle of the combat be like:

  • @matthewkurniawan4081
    @matthewkurniawan4081 Рік тому +4

    "Anything but bread, i repeat anything but bread"
    *soldier pats a child, meanwhile abrams and stryker start to massacare people with that uses rpg, and ak47*

  • @blknmongl342
    @blknmongl342 Рік тому +1

    "When the wind is slow and the fire's hot..."

  • @beemy.6923
    @beemy.6923 Рік тому +2

    "But that was an oopsie poopsy we didnt really mean it"

  • @masonbeck6482
    @masonbeck6482 Рік тому +3

    GUNNER, CAN, CROWD!

  • @mrCeal
    @mrCeal Рік тому +3

    12 O'CLOCK, ENEMY, CHILD, 100

  • @polsatinter5400
    @polsatinter5400 Рік тому +1

    A War Thunder ad before the video is just perfect timing

  • @christopherzarcone1363
    @christopherzarcone1363 Рік тому +3

    Listen, someone needs to find out what happens when a person is hit point blank with a 120mm canister shell. What I did was in the name of science

  • @HHIBZ1
    @HHIBZ1 Рік тому +3

    Damn the light blue mailbox sacrificed itself to protect the tank from a RPG.

  • @MetalX34
    @MetalX34 Рік тому +3

    damn, that animation was so unrealistic.
    we all know someone directly hit by a sabot merely flies to the stratosphere.

  • @rdraked6642
    @rdraked6642 Рік тому +1

    "12 O'CKLOCK, ENEMY MAN, 50 METERS"
    - Saul Goodman

  • @xMADENx
    @xMADENx Рік тому +2

    Bro 0:26 the guy with a RPG literally shot one of theirs lmao XDDDD

  • @NATOenthusiast
    @NATOenthusiast Рік тому +2

    You didn’t check for a pulse…

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 Рік тому +14

    Civilians? Weird way to say "Target Rich Environment"

    • @The-Rookie.
      @The-Rookie. Рік тому

      “It is a big step to take someone’s life it is not to be taken lightly” -someone who has fought in a war

  • @themechbuilder6171
    @themechbuilder6171 Рік тому +16

    0:05 pov: you spot anime girl

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 Рік тому +3

      should have used more bullets.

    • @kahikoakihikoasli
      @kahikoakihikoasli 5 місяців тому +1

      @@deltawhisky7981 Artillery would be the best

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kahikoakihikoasli cue Bosnian artillery playing in the background.

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n Рік тому +2

    Blue archive ost was the icing on the cake. (hostile classroom? unwelcome classroom? forgot the name)

  • @CptnFuentes_FR
    @CptnFuentes_FR Рік тому +2

    ICRC calls to stop warcrimes in video games
    In the mean time, on Banned Inc...

  • @SunTzuEnjoyer12
    @SunTzuEnjoyer12 Місяць тому +1

    Psychological warfare get used to it.

  • @K0RT3K
    @K0RT3K Рік тому +2

    I like the fact that the gunner is called Saul Goodman.

  • @WW2REENACTING
    @WW2REENACTING 4 місяці тому +1

    if she got out that armoured vehicle irl she would have been beamed by an insurgent

  • @Retributors11th
    @Retributors11th Рік тому

    I just cry laughed when I red the order chat and saw "Saul Goodman" and his theme was going in my head for the whole second part

  • @alegitize
    @alegitize Рік тому +1

    i appreciate the use of unwelcome school

  • @flatbreadncurry
    @flatbreadncurry 5 місяців тому +1

    thank you 0 - 17 seconds on giving me new story ideas, my computer awaits!

  • @genericwhitedude
    @genericwhitedude Рік тому +1

    As a great man names after a Grave taught me. "It’s not a war crime if you’re in a PMC."

  • @thetoasterinyourbathtub1086
    @thetoasterinyourbathtub1086 Рік тому +1

    My boy playing ARMA Gold. I remember playing this on the family computer when I was younger and couldn't afford a gaming PC, but REEAALLYY wanted to play ARMA 3.

  • @thebushwook1e
    @thebushwook1e Рік тому +8

    this must have been the precusor to arma 2 cause god that game sure as hell looks like an older version of it

  • @TacticalAnthony
    @TacticalAnthony Рік тому +1

    The moment she went out of the Bradley (or whatever IFV she was in), there was already another insurgent making his way downtown and shot her dead.

  • @Viper_O8
    @Viper_O8 Рік тому +7

    I have seen the full animation
    It's pretty heart breaking, it was about the Amored vehicles crew have relationship with villager for "4 days" and the terrorist force the kid to go kill AV crew by explosive inside the food bag so the AV crew have to kill the kid to protect themselves even they want to kill the kid
    (You better watch it yourself)
    While in Arma you don't i even know who tf are those civilian and process to shoot them all lol
    Sorry for my English😢

    • @Viper_O8
      @Viper_O8 Рік тому +3

      Btw the animation is called "4DAYS"

  • @definitelyarealpersonn5557
    @definitelyarealpersonn5557 Рік тому +1

    0:21 Blue guy started ascending

  • @kellykircher_88
    @kellykircher_88 Рік тому +1

    Ahh yess, Unwelcome School and chaos go along pretty well lol

  • @lambs2461
    @lambs2461 Рік тому

    "You that war crimes,I call it stopping insurgency recruitment"

  • @notvonbayern9202
    @notvonbayern9202 Рік тому +15

    You see that's why you don't stand near the people with AKs and RPGs. Learn spacing people!

  • @susangoaway
    @susangoaway Рік тому +11

    A classic self defense situation.
    Next time drive up to the orphanage to show them your stuff

  • @germanwarrabbit
    @germanwarrabbit Рік тому +1

    random woman vomiting after shooting at someone
    me trying to hide the smirk on my face when I hear "с нами бог"

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 Рік тому +2

    Rattttattat goes the coaxial.

  • @Dadointdetrip
    @Dadointdetrip 27 днів тому

    "My dad is a war criminal"🔥🔥🔥

  • @howwwwwwwwwww
    @howwwwwwwwwww Рік тому +1

    i remember seeing a comment on the original video comparing the average bradley crew to the average abrams crew
    and i got to say this was how i imagined it

  • @thatoneguyiii1003
    @thatoneguyiii1003 5 місяців тому +1

    How am I supposed to be convicted of war crimes if the victims, witnesses, jury, and everyone within 500 meters of the courthouse has just been liquified?

  • @Dogedough-ks7rj
    @Dogedough-ks7rj Рік тому +1

    Pro tip : don't leave your armored vehicle in the middle of the battlefield

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 Рік тому +1

    Absolute two polar spectrum of military game players

  • @wanderer5058
    @wanderer5058 Рік тому +2

    The Hell Let Loose vs ARMA divide.

  • @oliver-ui9th
    @oliver-ui9th 5 місяців тому +1

    FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMM WHERE LIGHT TRAVELS

  • @RuleBritannia-k3r
    @RuleBritannia-k3r 4 місяці тому

    "Uh sir, Its not z warctime if nobody sees i-"
    _public execution_

  • @joluga_lastdrifter
    @joluga_lastdrifter 21 день тому

    War isn’t hell as long as you enjoy it.

  • @AlAl-uw1lm
    @AlAl-uw1lm 6 місяців тому

    Heres a quote. Abracadabra you insides are now lasagna

  • @carved6749
    @carved6749 Рік тому

    Bro literally has Saul Goodman as his Gunner, bro also got a legal defense

  • @stiyp7485
    @stiyp7485 Рік тому +2

    the redcross will find you

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Рік тому +1

      Id like to see them try and waste resources on some nobody filipino schizo in the mountains 😂

    • @stiyp7485
      @stiyp7485 Рік тому +1

      @@bannedinc. amen pareh LMAO

  • @LESSERSCMITT262A1U4
    @LESSERSCMITT262A1U4 6 місяців тому

    it's warcrimes only when you lose to the enemy and get acknowledged as a warcriminal

  • @MicahBellEdits
    @MicahBellEdits Рік тому

    Very nice of saul goodman to join us in the battle

  • @MachineMan-mj4gj
    @MachineMan-mj4gj 6 місяців тому

    That tank crew really went, “Welcome to work, assholes!”

  • @greenmagic8ball198
    @greenmagic8ball198 Рік тому +2

    Finally someone who can use a co ax

  • @roadsnephew1498
    @roadsnephew1498 Рік тому +1

    ah yes commander Saul Goodman

  • @phaan2856
    @phaan2856 Рік тому +1

    Blue Archive and ArmA....
    Thnx banned for giving them ammo to remind me how much the algorithm knows!