AI Takes Over Farming: Fertilizers, Pesticides, and Endless Milk!

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025

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  • @DJ_Hadez
    @DJ_Hadez Місяць тому +287

    Pesticides? Not harmful.
    Also dissolves pigs in a perfectly safe and scientific manner.
    0:21

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 Місяць тому +21

      The tractors driving backwards

    • @DJ_Hadez
      @DJ_Hadez Місяць тому +13

      @ Safer. Healthier.

    • @DJ_Hadez
      @DJ_Hadez Місяць тому

      @@mcmerry2846reisdrawkcab

    • @alekurthadar
      @alekurthadar 28 днів тому

      I think it is not a mistake. I think ai planning pesticides usage as a one of steps of human population reducing. The most terrible thing here that ai could reach success - number of idiots that believe in chat-gpt as in final source of true - is really depressing, and I think among them could be peopla that may have power to implement ai advices to real life

  • @PierLuc111
    @PierLuc111 Місяць тому +353

    I still want ai dashcam car accidents 😂

    • @Snezzimnetz
      @Snezzimnetz Місяць тому +7

      🤣👍

    • @a.j.6832
      @a.j.6832 Місяць тому +5

      ayoooo sick idea

    • @Grzesiol
      @Grzesiol Місяць тому +2

      please!

    • @BogSulphur
      @BogSulphur Місяць тому +3

      @@a.j.6832 Come on, sick idea

    • @junehalog024
      @junehalog024 Місяць тому +5

      I'd follow that up with POLICE CAR CHASE videos... AI Edition

  • @daveswinfield
    @daveswinfield Місяць тому +141

    Chickens spewing eggs like spent casings from a machine gun. 😂

  • @kerigpope
    @kerigpope Місяць тому +50

    I don't think the AI understands that "milking a cow" isn't pouring milk ONTO the cows. 🤣

    • @elemkay5104
      @elemkay5104 26 днів тому +9

      I think that the AI doesn't understand shit.

    • @kerigpope
      @kerigpope 11 днів тому +1

      @@elemkay5104 I haven't yet seen any videos about SHIT generated by AI, but I wasn't looking. 😆

  • @nebsun
    @nebsun Місяць тому +264

    "not harmful", but everyone needs to wear their protective hazmat suit. to protect them. from nothing.

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone Місяць тому +23

      They are actually protecting the crops from filthy humans😆

    • @Travis.Ladegast
      @Travis.Ladegast Місяць тому +2

      It's to prevent contamination by man

    • @TherealHughman
      @TherealHughman Місяць тому +3

      You’d be mortified if you understood that the PPE required for an agricultural setting is not always required for a “non agricultural” setting, i.e a golf course. So the same pesticide which could require a full suit like that can be legally applied on a golf course in the classic “long sleeve shirt, pants, socks and boots” lol

    • @erikelenstrom9685
      @erikelenstrom9685 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@TherealHughman pesticides should generally be banned. They are not needed.

    • @Wizardgold2
      @Wizardgold2 Місяць тому +2

      That’s what bothered you about the video

  • @donteanka6196
    @donteanka6196 Місяць тому +123

    The only one still being conscious and seeing through the machine's dictatorship in this clip is the lady at 1:01 and 1:55 - her 'smile' screams HELP as loud as a human expression ever could.

    • @games-dan
      @games-dan Місяць тому

      She knows she’s in hell now, but still can’t figure out what she did to deserve it.

    • @elik141410
      @elik141410 Місяць тому +12

      Просто она единственная, кто не пробовал веселые малиновые гранулы😂

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 25 днів тому +2

      It's like a Black Mirror episode! 😆

  • @telekommandant
    @telekommandant Місяць тому +82

    I love how all the field crops are being treated with pesticides even after harvesting ...

  • @Atlas_Redux
    @Atlas_Redux Місяць тому +93

    0:39 Dude in background is going wild XD

    • @timmycarey1958
      @timmycarey1958 Місяць тому +5

      Overcome by all the goodness in the spray

  • @pimpernuckel69
    @pimpernuckel69 Місяць тому +167

    This is the most fucked up and also wholesome thing i have ever seen.

    • @vanbalzup6481
      @vanbalzup6481 27 днів тому +2

      Can’t work out if it’s being sarcastic or spewing propaganda!

  • @iaminokami381
    @iaminokami381 Місяць тому +69

    1:25
    * throws eggs *
    * hundreds of chicken appear *
    ...I knew Minecraft was onto something!

  • @JonnyCrackers
    @JonnyCrackers Місяць тому +50

    I like how the livestock are just roaming around amidst the vegetable fields lol.

  • @ZeeZour
    @ZeeZour Місяць тому +97

    They way the animals "eat" without actually biting off or swallowing something.. it's like dreaming, where certain things just don't work correctly no matter how hard you try 😂

    • @christian_gamer_guy6447
      @christian_gamer_guy6447 Місяць тому +3

      AI doesn't seem to understand what eating is. I've noticed that in other things too.

    • @TheFreakonhell
      @TheFreakonhell 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@christian_gamer_guy6447 what a smart guy you are 🤯

  • @J276
    @J276 Місяць тому +66

    This is the future of farming.
    That one lady that sees everything 1:55

    • @DrTako-wk7zj
      @DrTako-wk7zj 28 днів тому +1

      She has become the reaper, destroyer of crops

  • @Rizzo2185
    @Rizzo2185 Місяць тому +29

    Cows exploding with milk is a common problem for most farmers but not here!

  • @twisterwiper
    @twisterwiper 17 днів тому +14

    When farmers are dressed for chemical warfare you know the training data was from US farming 😂

  • @kazuya99ace
    @kazuya99ace Місяць тому +36

    If you just listen to the audio, it sounds like someone from the 1960's telling someone from the 1860's what farming will be like a hundred years later.

  • @lightandtheheat
    @lightandtheheat Місяць тому +32

    sweet jesus, the milk 💀

  • @JustinMShaw
    @JustinMShaw 8 днів тому +6

    It's clear that these geniuses are providing the plants with the electrolytes they crave!

  • @nodsib
    @nodsib Місяць тому +6

    Guys are dressed and hosing everything off like they’re decontaminating nuclear accident survivors 😂

  • @MH-jj2ss
    @MH-jj2ss Місяць тому +39

    Regular Monsanto ad

  • @Wiihawk
    @Wiihawk Місяць тому +27

    Needs more pesticides. And milk.

  • @marianocolsin8968
    @marianocolsin8968 Місяць тому +31

    I love how that one lady looks like a real person trapped inside the simulation and has to pretend to smile or she will be erased forever

  • @Jaspertine
    @Jaspertine Місяць тому +26

    oh god, I can't even catch my breath.
    I watched a few of these, and this is the best one yet.
    It seriously hurts.

  • @las10plagas
    @las10plagas Місяць тому +15

    2:03 this is what happy cows look like

  • @lQuadXl
    @lQuadXl Місяць тому +38

    0:16 *Chickens are feasting on TicTacs* 🐔▫️▫️😂

  • @StrangerThanParadiseNZ
    @StrangerThanParadiseNZ 26 днів тому +9

    This is NOT imagined by AI, but is the corporate understanding of farming during a high level Monsanto meeting as recorded by Musk's "Neuralink".

  • @BadyTheProgram
    @BadyTheProgram Місяць тому +27

    1:02
    The last time I saw an emotion like this, it was in a post-apocalyptic movie, and the person had seconds before passed away.

  • @clray123
    @clray123 Місяць тому +7

    A perfect farm where humans animals and their fertilizer live together in harmony.

  • @ColinJ88
    @ColinJ88 Місяць тому +81

    Are the roosters eating styrofoam?

    • @santiagoremedi7385
      @santiagoremedi7385 Місяць тому +29

      it's called the future of food, dude, keep up! lol

    • @MichalKaczorowski
      @MichalKaczorowski Місяць тому +16

      it's just phosphorus fertilizer

    • @CtrlAltFumble
      @CtrlAltFumble Місяць тому +19

      styrofoam, pesticide, fertilizer. It's a healthy combo 🤣

    • @santiagoremedi7385
      @santiagoremedi7385 Місяць тому +5

      @@CtrlAltFumble old mama's secret sauce xDD

    • @vladimirarnost8020
      @vladimirarnost8020 Місяць тому +8

      Fun fact: Chickens LOVE styrofoam. They are going to eat it like popcorn.
      No, they don't lay eggs wrapped in styrofoam shells.

  • @TheBugkillah
    @TheBugkillah 3 дні тому +2

    This was AI? Looked real to me.

  • @AlaskanHuzky
    @AlaskanHuzky Місяць тому +25

    Pretty sure they where milking a few bulls in there 🤨 kinda sus 🥛

    • @Daijyobanai
      @Daijyobanai Місяць тому

      you are what you eat.
      After milking bulls we'll become URMOM

    • @Altair885
      @Altair885 Місяць тому

      Bull milk is very good for you!

  • @michaelrysko
    @michaelrysko 23 дні тому +3

    Those are the CLEANEST pigs I’ve ever seen! 😮

  • @Abdullahalfaqir96
    @Abdullahalfaqir96 Місяць тому +17

    Next, try AI doing a marching band

  • @rossi5839
    @rossi5839 Місяць тому +2

    2:06
    Instead of milking a head of cattle it was milking the cows's head😂

  • @HuwRees
    @HuwRees 24 дні тому +2

    "Oh you're a farmer? What kind?"
    "Yes"

  • @cottonbrad
    @cottonbrad 18 годин тому +1

    That look of sheer terror at 1:00 is what gets me!

  • @LawsonBarnette
    @LawsonBarnette Місяць тому +4

    We're gonna need more fertilizer.

  • @jtho8937
    @jtho8937 Місяць тому +5

    Average "f the people who grow our food, it comes from the grocery store" person's idea of what farming looks like

  • @kerigpope
    @kerigpope Місяць тому +4

    Chickens LOVE Tic-tacs! 😆👍

  • @mathewnitkiewicz5975
    @mathewnitkiewicz5975 29 днів тому +3

    So this is how our food is made, uh yea I'm going vegan

  • @chaos_omega_zero
    @chaos_omega_zero 5 днів тому +1

    The cows produce milk like they extracting oil from an oil rig.

  • @lowerquadrant4647
    @lowerquadrant4647 12 годин тому +1

    Yes, spray those pesticides! Let 'em have it! 🤣

  • @AvalancheGameArt
    @AvalancheGameArt Місяць тому +3

    The precision of AI is so precise

  • @An_Arbitrary_Miscellany
    @An_Arbitrary_Miscellany 25 днів тому +2

    1:54 = My face when I realise that AI is insane.

  • @FlynnMorrow81
    @FlynnMorrow81 9 днів тому +2

    RFK Jr. needs to see this.

  • @seamushadron
    @seamushadron Місяць тому +4

    Good start and then second after second it went wilder and wilder 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vrzlev
    @vrzlev Місяць тому +2

    Only five minutes after the video ended I began to calm down... Seriously the funniest sh.t I've seen in a while!

  • @shanekahrs4776
    @shanekahrs4776 Місяць тому +2

    As a 3rd generation farmer i can say its exactly this easy. And cheap too.

    • @clray123
      @clray123 Місяць тому

      Thank you, sir, I was waiting for someone to confirm that this is how modern farms are run with help of AI.

  • @derluke9674
    @derluke9674 Місяць тому +4

    Never thought that a simple thing like milk could give me nightmares

  • @DatDadLife
    @DatDadLife Місяць тому +1

    Should not watch this when you're falling asleep and your dreams are starting to kick in.

  • @renegroulx7029
    @renegroulx7029 Місяць тому +9

    AI doesnt understand that Pigs and Chickens have to be fenced in.

    • @QuantumAscension1
      @QuantumAscension1 Місяць тому +2

      Or that you probably shouldn't douse them in pesticides

    • @ironfist7789
      @ironfist7789 Місяць тому +1

      normally they'll tear up all those vegetables and fields, but when you feed them all those fertilizer pellets I guess it doesn't matter

  • @leon00778
    @leon00778 23 дні тому +2

    What the fuck is this, I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Odqvist89
    @Odqvist89 Місяць тому +1

    Me 1995: Good Lord, fever dreams are terrible.
    Me 2024: …

  • @megasuchy
    @megasuchy 21 день тому +1

    This is Us, this is how it works brothers and sistser. Smile America! you are free to do ,as we tell you!!!!

  • @MajorZeroCELL
    @MajorZeroCELL 28 днів тому +1

    This is what a public real-life Garry's Mod server would look like.

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 Місяць тому +9

    Needs more milk

  • @SirusStarTV
    @SirusStarTV Місяць тому +7

    Will old people with bad vision think it's real?

  • @BradiKal61
    @BradiKal61 Місяць тому +3

    I would like to see the script that was given to the AI to get these results.

    • @rossi5839
      @rossi5839 Місяць тому +1

      It must have been a rough draft.😮

  • @AmitKumar-yw7ri
    @AmitKumar-yw7ri 2 дні тому +1

    AL takes over the world❌
    Al produce distorted video image✅

  • @LaEvanGD_RedGamerShark
    @LaEvanGD_RedGamerShark Місяць тому +2

    Ah, yes. Pink farmland

  • @dannycarlow8204
    @dannycarlow8204 28 днів тому +1

    Chickens gobbling up speed, an overabundance of milk and pigs eating what looks like pigs put through the wood chipper.

  • @TrustSpiders
    @TrustSpiders Місяць тому +2

    I've never been on a farm and this is pretty much my only reference for what it would be like. I have learned so much.

  • @Kessuuuu
    @Kessuuuu 29 днів тому +1

    Is this how citypeople imagine farming is like?😂

  • @MySOAP12
    @MySOAP12 Місяць тому +1

    Now we need to convince North Korea that this is what property looks like and they will try to mimic it

  • @h734802
    @h734802 Місяць тому +3

    Building was the best so far. But keep making more, I keep thinking what's next.

  • @salvatoregarden8776
    @salvatoregarden8776 Місяць тому +2

    I'd like AI show the process of courtship in wild life😂

  • @OfficialNeonSky
    @OfficialNeonSky Місяць тому +5

    That's enough internet for me tonight lol

  • @Kev32411
    @Kev32411 Місяць тому +7

    The pigs eat the seed, poop it back out to grow, chickens eat the bugs from the plants and lay the eggs, feed the animals with the vegetables, take the eggs and milk and extra veggies. Not half bad

  • @timshipp1145
    @timshipp1145 Місяць тому +3

    The chickens aggressively squirting out eggs

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen Місяць тому +8

    Are they flooding the fields in milk

    • @lQuadXl
      @lQuadXl Місяць тому +2

      That's how AI seeds/sows the fields, and the cow embryo seedlings grow under the soil. Didn't you know? 😂

  • @hannuback
    @hannuback Місяць тому +2

    AI is treating animals better than we do.

  • @localcrew
    @localcrew Місяць тому +1

    If Gordon Ramsey finds out about these eggs...

  • @Arpin_Lusene
    @Arpin_Lusene Місяць тому +1

    My dream is going to be wild after watching all these AI videos 😂

  • @hithere8753
    @hithere8753 Місяць тому +1

    I also eat that food in a hazmat suit.

  • @vincentmarotta9800
    @vincentmarotta9800 Місяць тому +1

    RFK Jr having a goddamn heart attack with this. Like a peyote fever dream to enlightenment.

  • @dzeath
    @dzeath Місяць тому +3

    Sooo much milk

  • @haiqalhalcyonic1775
    @haiqalhalcyonic1775 Місяць тому +1

    I laught non stop. This is most chaos farm I ever see🤣🤣🤣

  • @junehalog024
    @junehalog024 Місяць тому +1

    0:40 Someone's super happy with spraying pesticides...

  • @lionight.custom5693
    @lionight.custom5693 Місяць тому +2

    Chicken and pig already desyroy that vegetable 😂

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 Місяць тому +1

    This one was pretty good! Not too chaotic. I’m impressed. The cows spraying a firehose of milk is hilarious 😂

  • @nonaeroterraqueous
    @nonaeroterraqueous 3 дні тому +1

    I've never seen pigs wading through mounds of bacon bits before.

  • @CGshurita
    @CGshurita 14 днів тому +1

    This one is the most "realistic" so far of the ones I have seen. And it is also the most scary/funny too.

  • @CtrlAltFumble
    @CtrlAltFumble Місяць тому +6

    Pig meat with pesticide now 😂

  • @JB-yn4cs
    @JB-yn4cs Місяць тому +1

    Milk in abundance scene. I should call her...

  • @chrisdowns1987
    @chrisdowns1987 Місяць тому +2

    This feels like it's in the Fallout universe, pre-apocalypse.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori Місяць тому +1

    As someone who have a farm and a poultry. This is pure evil and chaotic.

  • @futurecyborg_
    @futurecyborg_ Місяць тому +1

    "each one a testament to..." is such AI speak lmao

  • @egglordsasuke8532
    @egglordsasuke8532 Місяць тому +4

    2:04 gave me flashbacks to a messed up quest in cyberpunk 2077.

  • @corringtongopro1676
    @corringtongopro1676 Місяць тому +1

    The farming actors look like they could use a break to cry it out and then get back to smiling and spraying

  • @wolframflorian
    @wolframflorian Місяць тому +1

    I wonder, when this becomes so good, it actually stops being a joke…

  • @killyGHILLIE
    @killyGHILLIE Місяць тому +1

    finally they have allowed ddt back on the market, profits are going to climb marginly

  • @Neha_H46
    @Neha_H46 22 дні тому +1

    Wow, isn't the row of health issues we've already created enough?

  • @babaal78
    @babaal78 Місяць тому +1

    This is a little scary how AI see nature and agriculture base on only human datas.... scary.

  • @davecorry7723
    @davecorry7723 12 днів тому +1

    Soooo brilliant!

  • @Ma-pz5kl
    @Ma-pz5kl Місяць тому +1

    really good. that was funny. BRAVO !!!!

  • @eefneleman9564
    @eefneleman9564 Місяць тому +2

    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @MiC-T
    @MiC-T 21 день тому +1

    The rooster vomiting fentanyl pills.

  • @HamNPelman
    @HamNPelman Місяць тому +1

    Looks totally realistic

  • @virabhadra2
    @virabhadra2 Місяць тому +2

    Most of modern commercials already looks like this

  • @hollowmade
    @hollowmade Місяць тому +1

    Well, that's "farming re-imagined" alright. :D