Jon’s Descent into Madness Volume 5: Bowser’s Pinball Machine. What starts off as Jon foolishly believing he actually has a chance at winning soon turns into the absolute saltiest Jon has ever been in his life.
1) Jon’s reaction of the information of the Bowser Zone 2) Tim replaced the Star Block with the minus Star Hex which screwed Jon up 3) Jon get salty by the AI and the Game screwing him over This Board is the most meanest thing for Jon lol No wait, The whole game is so mean to Jon
8:05 - 8:17 Tim immediately convincing Jon because Emile is just that stupidly lucky is my favorite part of the entire LP tbh. They've just resigned themselves to how inevitable his luck is.
1:15 Contrary to what Emile says here, there is no chance element with the Zero Flame-it will ALWAYS hit you if you land on one of those dreaded spaces.
This Pinball Machine built by Jack Black's most recent famous role is pretty much infamous for one major thing in this playthrough...loss on Jon's end. The game, coins, stars, items, sanity, his voice...all were taken from him in one way or another. Not to mention, Tim has some of Emile's luck now. Probably due to the two being roomies.
All the salt that Jon has built up over this entire series has finally come to a boil here on Bowser's Waluigi Pinball Machine This has been quite the hectic game indeed
41:30 I actually had to turn it down while watching this part because my grandma was asleep. I also had to prevent myself from laughing so hard so bad. Still a funny moment 😂😂😂😂
If Jon ever had any sanity remaining after all these years in TRG, it single-handedly got lost JUST from this board. 1:24 “And I took-a that personally!” -MPDS
And here we are, the finale of Jon's Joker Arc. I don't have much else to say, cause this glorious trainwreck speaks for itself. Lol an underrated line from this board is Tim saying "He gets rewarded for being a dumbass!" after Wario's second poorly-thought-out item steal
This round of Bowser Pinball was a joyous day for Tim, yet a very painful one for Jon's voice, and Emile's star collection keeps on growing, even with victory out of his reach. Soon the three rascals must step up their game in the next scuffle as they each rocket towards a big score.
32:37 Emile: I've been to a casino once, I won five dollars. I spent it on candy. :) Jon: Nice. Tim: Ah, you sound so innocent. Jon: How old were you when this happened? Tim: 8. Emile: 26.. *Jon, Tim, and Emile start laughing* Jon: Okay, just makin' sure! 😆
I feel like the Number 1 moment in the Top 10 Highlights could be just the entirety of this board. I'm genuinely surprised no one got hit by the Zero Flame. I was waiting for that.
At long last, the crew made it to their final destination, Bowser's Pinball Machine! A board where the Bowser Zone exists, where you can become insanely rich and where Wario decides to break Jon and make him lose his voice. And with that, their journey is at an end. Now the gang can take a break and then do some fun side games.
Y'know, Jon mentions "imagine if there was a 4th player" during this board, but if you think about it, having a full game of human players would mean there's no biased AI snag bag usage to worry about, which would've _also_ meant those two bags in the last 5 turns would've been less idiotic of a play. Something to think about.
Hoo, boy. This entire gong show was a joy to watch. I hope Jon’s okay from all of that yelling, and I agree that DS can be the most unforgiving, cruel, and ruthless Mario Party game in existence. I felt bad for how much the game was crushing him. But the boards were a cluster of chaos and fun and I enjoyed every bit of it.
3:48 Emile: You can't say you didn't have that coming! Jon has never gotten a clean sweep, not even in 4 or 2. He came close yes, but he didn't end up getting one in either. Honestly if Emile got a clean-sweep Jon would have literally no anger left. Shame they never showed much of the Bowser Zone. I would have liked to see Emile's chances at winning go up in flames.
The last board of the Hudson Era for TRG... and it made sure to let out whatever spite it had left towards Jon. +3 Star Blocks, Star Stealing Hexes, Port Priority Item Snags, Battle Games screwing him over, and the overall brutality of Mario Party DS made Jon probably angrier than he's ever been. ...I honestly wonder what the NDcube era has in store for the three.
My honest hope from this playthrough is that Emile gets all the luck squeezed out from the last Hudson game and, now we're heading to the NDCube era, he's not getting a single win in 9, 10, Island Tour or Star Rush and it's only Super Mario Party where he starts winning because it goes back to the traditional formula
The boards kicked Jon and kept kicking Jon while he was already down. From what I saw of Minigame Mode, it's probably Jon's favorite part of the let's play.
The guys made it to the final board, Jon at the end of his limit is ready to snap. The final straw was Wario stealing his item and all anger is let out to the point where he lost his voice. While Tim took the victory and grew everyone back into regular size, there small adventures isn't done when they go play some minigames. This concludes Jon's anger journey with the main boards. What will happen if they play MP9 who knows but we will be there.
Ladies and gentlemen, _this_ is what happens when you hardly care about what you’re programming. Yes, it works just fine and you can play it like a normal game, but it’s just not the same as the originals.
14:34 Tim: This is why we can't have nice things. Me: 🎶 This is why we can't have nice things, dar, ling, because you break them, I had to take them away. This is why we can't have nice things, ho, ney. Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me? This is why we can't have nice things 🎶
On today's climactic season finale of GuyTales (Woo-oo!), Proton Don goes *pinball-istic* and rages against the machine as the game pulls the dirtiest tricks it can muster. And even though Chuggstone had some lucky turns on this board as well, it is in fact Timethry who gets blessed and prevents a clean sweep from the lucky goose. He even inadvertently prevents Don from getting a Star Block, and gets several Stars for a bargain price. Who knew the clumsy McDuck cousin was the best at financing? This is the board where Don is at his most miserable, as his own stream mascot, Wario, maliciously targets him for item theft despite having better options available, and even chooses to lose Stars to Chuggstone! This, on top of every other misfortune on this and the other boards, stokes the flames of Don's rage to the point of eruption, until finally he burns out like a white dwarf star, leaving him hollow with resignation. His spirit has left him, and his body is now filled with enough salt to make several kidney stones, even a kidney boulder. Next time on GuyTales, it's time for Minigame Mode, the OVA episode that really doesn't impact the story all that much. See you guys then!
You know Jon actually has shit luck when Tim actually decided to get rid of a Star Block so Emile wouldn't land on it and after that is when Jon would've had it for once Edit: Also when Jon is forced to land on Emile's -2 Star Hex if he wants to get the Star (avoiding it of course) only to land on it later in the game
I’m kinda surprised how lucky Tim was on this board. I’m just happy someone else won. I kinda feel bad for Jon here. On my top 10 for this series, the last 20 minutes is literally Jon’s awful luck(90% of it is this board and Kamek)
@danieldesario6120 yeah he recently became a transgender woman now her name is now Amber. If you watched the ending of the playthrough they tell everyone that she's now a girl
When there is a pinball machine involved in a Mario game, it usually means happening events that will drive players to distraction. I much prefer the Waluigi's Pinball Machine track in Mario Kart anyway. Nearly an hour of highlights content, with a victory for our favorite SO HAPPY Yoshi fan? I am a happy watcher.
No joke, there were several times watching the original finale video where I was going to just stop watching if Tim somehow got screwed over after rolling 3 stars, haha
Well everybody, get ready for part 2 of Jon’s biggest salt ever because this one is going to be an big and funny one, and yeah, pretty much I had to say here at the/this moment.
And this episode was when Jon turned into a literal Poofesure Clone. Now all we need is for Poofesure and TheRunawayGuys To do a Collab together and watch the chaos unfold.
Mario Part DS for TRG mirrors Mario Party 4 for TRG in terms of Board Wins. Instead of TRG sabotaging each other to give Jon the almost Clean Sweep, the Game sabotaged TRG to give Emile the almost Clean Sweep
Poor Jon, everything that happen to him was like rubbing, not salt to the wound, was literally having like third grade burn and he get throw into the dead sea, that's f*ck up
Emile: Let's Play Mario Party DS. Tim: Sure. Jon: Yeah let's do it. *Moments later* Jon: FUCK THIS GAME! THIS GAME IS SO STUPID! ANDREW, DID YOU HACK THIS GAME?! *Emile laughing on ground* *Tim laughing while hiding from Jon throwing the DS*
I remember something interesting. So, I'm an admin on the wiki about Chugga, and I remember putting down the names and positions on the wiki early while keeping the text hidden. I thought Emile had it locked on at first. Boy was I wrong.
welcome to the last bord same rules as the 1st bord just look out for the traps and oh boy jon's rage gets to new levels i think he might lose his voice here next time: minigames
I don’t care what anyone says. This entire board is its own TRG highlight
"Who the fuck green lit this game?" Is Jon's reaction for this whole LP.
Emile and Tim: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In the past, we've had Chugga's Lost Innocence. Now we have Jon's Lost Sanity! lol
Now Tim needs to lose something (Maybe not actually but you understand what I meant)
@@joeytaylor1021 Tim's Lost Hair
Jon’s Descent into Madness Volume 5: Bowser’s Pinball Machine.
What starts off as Jon foolishly believing he actually has a chance at winning soon turns into the absolute saltiest Jon has ever been in his life.
1) Jon’s reaction of the information of the Bowser Zone
2) Tim replaced the Star Block with the minus Star Hex which screwed Jon up
3) Jon get salty by the AI and the Game screwing him over
This Board is the most meanest thing for Jon lol
No wait, The whole game is so mean to Jon
8:05 - 8:17 Tim immediately convincing Jon because Emile is just that stupidly lucky is my favorite part of the entire LP tbh. They've just resigned themselves to how inevitable his luck is.
And then the game transferred all of Emile’s luck to Tim 😂
1:15 Contrary to what Emile says here, there is no chance element with the Zero Flame-it will ALWAYS hit you if you land on one of those dreaded spaces.
It happened to a friend of mine I knew during summer camp… let’s just say the counselors thought he went mentally insane
This Pinball Machine built by Jack Black's most recent famous role is pretty much infamous for one major thing in this playthrough...loss on Jon's end. The game, coins, stars, items, sanity, his voice...all were taken from him in one way or another.
Not to mention, Tim has some of Emile's luck now. Probably due to the two being roomies.
And thus, the salt has now filled up the entire house of Proton Jon.
All the salt that Jon has built up over this entire series has finally come to a boil here on Bowser's Waluigi Pinball Machine
This has been quite the hectic game indeed
Yep. This board showed no mercy.
If Jon had hit the Bowser zone, we would have seen rage beyond anything we've ever seen
Oh my gosh, THAT would’ve been freaking amazing. He would’ve probably lost his voice entirely though lol
He probably would have thrown his 3DS across the room and just walked out of the LP right then and there.
He would have gone into complete madness and insanity if that had happened.
41:30 I actually had to turn it down while watching this part because my grandma was asleep. I also had to prevent myself from laughing so hard so bad. Still a funny moment 😂😂😂😂
Game: Hits final 5 turns
Video: **NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE**
If Jon ever had any sanity remaining after all these years in TRG, it single-handedly got lost JUST from this board.
1:24 “And I took-a that personally!”
-MPDS
And here we are, the finale of Jon's Joker Arc. I don't have much else to say, cause this glorious trainwreck speaks for itself.
Lol an underrated line from this board is Tim saying "He gets rewarded for being a dumbass!" after Wario's second poorly-thought-out item steal
RIP Jon's voice and sanity.
Jon: who the f*** green lit this game?
Mario party DS: So you have chosen death.
This round of Bowser Pinball was a joyous day for Tim, yet a very painful one for Jon's voice, and Emile's star collection keeps on growing, even with victory out of his reach.
Soon the three rascals must step up their game in the next scuffle as they each rocket towards a big score.
31:43 AND ITS NOT EVEN THERE. COME ON 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
32:37
Emile: I've been to a casino once, I won five dollars. I spent it on candy. :)
Jon: Nice.
Tim: Ah, you sound so innocent.
Jon: How old were you when this happened?
Tim: 8.
Emile: 26..
*Jon, Tim, and Emile start laughing*
Jon: Okay, just makin' sure!
😆
I feel like the Number 1 moment in the Top 10 Highlights could be just the entirety of this board.
I'm genuinely surprised no one got hit by the Zero Flame. I was waiting for that.
The big one. The moment where it all went to hell for Jon
AKA The Salt Mine
"Hello, ProtonJon? This is McDonalds. Would you like some fries to go with your salt?"
Jon: I'll take your entire stock
@@joeytaylor1021 I second that!
You forgot my small fries to go with my large fries.-Jon
At long last, the crew made it to their final destination, Bowser's Pinball Machine! A board where the Bowser Zone exists, where you can become insanely rich and where Wario decides to break Jon and make him lose his voice.
And with that, their journey is at an end. Now the gang can take a break and then do some fun side games.
So many TRG MPDS moments that deserve to be animated. XD
Two bits from this board already are-both around the minus 2 hex XD
"When you've gotten 14 Stars
Makes no difference who you are
Any win that you desire
Belongs to you~" - Tim (Probably)
"Who the fuck greenlit this game?" Jon gets revenge on the game. 1:24
And then the game proceeded to mentally bury him into the Earth’s inner core.
Jon sufferring is an entire highlight in and of itself.
This is the most chaotic board in the game, and it doesn't even have a single Bowser Space!
Y'know, Jon mentions "imagine if there was a 4th player" during this board, but if you think about it, having a full game of human players would mean there's no biased AI snag bag usage to worry about, which would've _also_ meant those two bags in the last 5 turns would've been less idiotic of a play.
Something to think about.
Jon: I win by default! Hooray!
Game: "Sore wa do kana?"
Jon's villian arc began
Everyone’s talking about Jon’s mental breakdown, and understandably so, but nobody’s talking about Tim’s phenomenal performance.
Jon's saltiness is at its peak, and he might be tempted to *as-salt* anyone who further crosses him.
Hoo, boy. This entire gong show was a joy to watch. I hope Jon’s okay from all of that yelling, and I agree that DS can be the most unforgiving, cruel, and ruthless Mario Party game in existence. I felt bad for how much the game was crushing him. But the boards were a cluster of chaos and fun and I enjoyed every bit of it.
Jon's rage this entire should be #1 in the Top 10!
3:48 Emile: You can't say you didn't have that coming!
Jon has never gotten a clean sweep, not even in 4 or 2. He came close yes, but he didn't end up getting one in either.
Honestly if Emile got a clean-sweep Jon would have literally no anger left. Shame they never showed much of the Bowser Zone. I would have liked to see Emile's chances at winning go up in flames.
And here we have the last bits of Jon’s Mario Party sanity getting flushed down the drain.
This board is called Bowser's Pinball Machine because it's balls to the wall insane.
Who knew Tim would have started Jon's fall to villainy in this board with that Star Block being replaced.
I would consider this. Bowser's Pinball Machine to be #1 in the TRG Mario Party DS Top 10 Moments
This board was proof that this game is sentient, and it had hatred, hatred for someone named ProtonJon
The last board of the Hudson Era for TRG... and it made sure to let out whatever spite it had left towards Jon.
+3 Star Blocks, Star Stealing Hexes, Port Priority Item Snags, Battle Games screwing him over, and the overall brutality of Mario Party DS made Jon probably angrier than he's ever been.
...I honestly wonder what the NDcube era has in store for the three.
My honest hope from this playthrough is that Emile gets all the luck squeezed out from the last Hudson game and, now we're heading to the NDCube era, he's not getting a single win in 9, 10, Island Tour or Star Rush and it's only Super Mario Party where he starts winning because it goes back to the traditional formula
The boards kicked Jon and kept kicking Jon while he was already down. From what I saw of Minigame Mode, it's probably Jon's favorite part of the let's play.
Poor Jon. It's so hilarious, but poor Jon.
The guys made it to the final board, Jon at the end of his limit is ready to snap. The final straw was Wario stealing his item and all anger is let out to the point where he lost his voice. While Tim took the victory and grew everyone back into regular size, there small adventures isn't done when they go play some minigames. This concludes Jon's anger journey with the main boards. What will happen if they play MP9 who knows but we will be there.
This video was well worth the long wait after the previous one.
Tim screwing over Jon from the star block will never not be funny lol
Ladies and gentlemen, _this_ is what happens when you hardly care about what you’re programming. Yes, it works just fine and you can play it like a normal game, but it’s just not the same as the originals.
Please don't lump the mediocre games like MP5 and 8 with the rest...
14:34 Tim: This is why we can't have nice things.
Me: 🎶 This is why we can't have nice things, dar, ling, because you break them, I had to take them away. This is why we can't have nice things, ho, ney. Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me? This is why we can't have nice things 🎶
17:43 29:12 30:58 36:39 41:30
It ended so poorly for Jon, that long gone now seem to be the times where he felt mirth playing this game.
*Squeaky Waluigi voice* : Oh yeah!
On today's climactic season finale of GuyTales (Woo-oo!), Proton Don goes *pinball-istic* and rages against the machine as the game pulls the dirtiest tricks it can muster. And even though Chuggstone had some lucky turns on this board as well, it is in fact Timethry who gets blessed and prevents a clean sweep from the lucky goose. He even inadvertently prevents Don from getting a Star Block, and gets several Stars for a bargain price. Who knew the clumsy McDuck cousin was the best at financing?
This is the board where Don is at his most miserable, as his own stream mascot, Wario, maliciously targets him for item theft despite having better options available, and even chooses to lose Stars to Chuggstone! This, on top of every other misfortune on this and the other boards, stokes the flames of Don's rage to the point of eruption, until finally he burns out like a white dwarf star, leaving him hollow with resignation. His spirit has left him, and his body is now filled with enough salt to make several kidney stones, even a kidney boulder.
Next time on GuyTales, it's time for Minigame Mode, the OVA episode that really doesn't impact the story all that much. See you guys then!
I have no words to describe the PAIN I feel for Jon right now...
"I win by default! Hooray!"
Ooooooh, fate was tempted that night...
The rage here is sad but funny at the same time
Jon: I'm telling you, this game just doesn't give a f*c*
MPDS: And I took that personally.
Here it is ladies and gentlemen: Jon's Fury Unleashed
You know Jon actually has shit luck when Tim actually decided to get rid of a Star Block so Emile wouldn't land on it and after that is when Jon would've had it for once
Edit: Also when Jon is forced to land on Emile's -2 Star Hex if he wants to get the Star (avoiding it of course) only to land on it later in the game
Now that I think about it, he could have gotten rid of it by using his star block.
We finally made it to the stage that broke Jon and i feel for him.
41:30
And so it begins with John’s sanity 😮
Jon's Villain arc Chapter 6: So Many Small Things Adding Up to a Sore Throat
You know, It might have been a joke response, but Emile was right about Worrying about Tim.
Jon was so worried about Emile, that Tim just Stuck on By.
I’m kinda surprised how lucky Tim was on this board. I’m just happy someone else won. I kinda feel bad for Jon here. On my top 10 for this series, the last 20 minutes is literally Jon’s awful luck(90% of it is this board and Kamek)
Thank you Andrew for giving them this game to LP
Its amber now he transition to a girl
@@crichie21what?
@danieldesario6120 yeah he recently became a transgender woman now her name is now Amber. If you watched the ending of the playthrough they tell everyone that she's now a girl
@@crichie21I haven’t and I don’t really care
@danieldesario6120 kay you were asking me about amber so I told you what happened
When there is a pinball machine involved in a Mario game, it usually means happening events that will drive players to distraction. I much prefer the Waluigi's Pinball Machine track in Mario Kart anyway. Nearly an hour of highlights content, with a victory for our favorite SO HAPPY Yoshi fan? I am a happy watcher.
And here it is: the board that made Jon lose his voice!!
Just wait till Tim sweeps the next Mario Party and Jon breaks the streak in the last board and we’ll have the holy trinity.
Oh no you’re in the Bowser zone 16:37
This is the beginning of proton Jon's villain ark
It’s crazy how much bs John had on this board and he didn’t even have to deal with the bowser zone!
This is literally like Jon's going through a Decent into Madness during this board, luck just screwed him big time.
The highlight is.. "The Saltonjon"
Or.. "The villain arc begins.."
(Main villain: The Game)
Can't believe you'd upload this right as Im heading to bed and making me stay up a whole extra hour.
...y'know what, could be worse.
Same here going to bed and just watching this now
No joke, there were several times watching the original finale video where I was going to just stop watching if Tim somehow got screwed over after rolling 3 stars, haha
Well everybody, get ready for part 2 of Jon’s biggest salt ever because this one is going to be an big and funny one, and yeah, pretty much I had to say here at the/this moment.
Part 2? I think you meant 5
He was fine in the first 3 for the most part, it was the last 2 that he started to really rage
DRINKING GAME: (21+ ONLY)
Take a shot every time Jon says he hates the game.
Jokes on you: I DONT DRINK!! (Although I turned legal age 2 years ago this year XD)
And this episode was when Jon turned into a literal Poofesure Clone. Now all we need is for Poofesure and TheRunawayGuys To do a Collab together and watch the chaos unfold.
Oh Jon, Jon, Jon...you should know the pattern by now.
I'd just like to point out that the last 5 turns happens at the HALFWAY POINT OF THE VIDEO. Kinda says something about those last 5 turns
12:32 Wow, Emile. Just... wow 😑
This is what happens when Protonathan Jonathan is shut out of a Mario Perty game. Salt, Salt, and more Salt.
Ah yes, the board that basically proves how vindictive Mario Party can truly be
Time to hear ProtonJon break down little by little… this board had it against him so badly…
Salty Jon, the movie
Mario Part DS for TRG mirrors Mario Party 4 for TRG in terms of Board Wins. Instead of TRG sabotaging each other to give Jon the almost Clean Sweep, the Game sabotaged TRG to give Emile the almost Clean Sweep
Poor Jon, everything that happen to him was like rubbing, not salt to the wound, was literally having like third grade burn and he get throw into the dead sea, that's f*ck up
It's so iconic
Anybody watching in 2024! And hyped for Jamboree
AKA: Jon's Lost Sanity
38:24 stop it
"And after that day of the LP was done recording, Jon was never heard from again and The Runaway Guys got divided"
1:24 What? Who the f greenlit this game?
You’re in the Bowser zone 41:04
Emile: Let's Play Mario Party DS.
Tim: Sure.
Jon: Yeah let's do it.
*Moments later*
Jon: FUCK THIS GAME! THIS GAME IS SO STUPID! ANDREW, DID YOU HACK THIS GAME?!
*Emile laughing on ground*
*Tim laughing while hiding from Jon throwing the DS*
I remember something interesting. So, I'm an admin on the wiki about Chugga, and I remember putting down the names and positions on the wiki early while keeping the text hidden. I thought Emile had it locked on at first. Boy was I wrong.
welcome to the last bord same rules as the 1st bord just look out for the traps and oh boy jon's rage gets to new levels i think he might lose his voice here
next time: minigames
Wonder what other games amber has that would piss jon off
Plot twist: NO ONE green lit this game
I dub this board "The Bain of Jon's existence" then again that just might be the whole game.