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  • @zhenia2511
    @zhenia2511 Рік тому +5171

    The incest commercial is not real, but it's based on a real ad. It was a holiday commercial of the coffee and originally it was supposed to represent wholesome family values. However, the vibes were off and the way actors depicted the love between the siblings was oddly romantic. Memes kicked it, fanfics were written and eventually this parody you saw on Tik Tok was made.

    • @ilahipearson4408
      @ilahipearson4408 Рік тому +693

      I saw someone say that originally the sister was supposed to be a little girl, and having an adult woman play the part of a small child makes the dialogue's new context very uncomfortable.

    • @manahakume9870
      @manahakume9870 Рік тому +294

      was gonna say, i remember that commercial but i haven't seen that 'extended cut' XD

    • @nuraolblast1721
      @nuraolblast1721 Рік тому +53

      Now I remember that add 😦

    • @Turner_Strait
      @Turner_Strait Рік тому +207

      see, I knew about the memery, but "fanfics were written"??? NEEEIIIIII

    • @tascharahernandez5867
      @tascharahernandez5867 Рік тому +206

      They did a good job with the edit, they looked like the original actors.

  • @2to5Raccoons
    @2to5Raccoons Рік тому +1084

    Incase anyone is interested, the "weird hill to die on" from the grandma is crossstitch, which is basically pixel art embroidery.

    • @Tvianne
      @Tvianne Рік тому +61

      Actually, it's pixel art that is screen embroidery 😜

    • @AGayNamedRural
      @AGayNamedRural Рік тому +27

      Pretty close to the traditional tapestry production method as well (sorry, tapestry is a proper art form, people, not just anything printed onto a polyester sheet of fabric)

    • @fragglegoth
      @fragglegoth Рік тому +8

      Thank you, I was trying to remember the word for it.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +19

      In great at it, im one of those assholes who is good at everything because autistic and adhd hyperfixation combine to make me stellar at everything but I spend like 37 hours straight doing any one task I made one piece that was a bunch of crows attending snurch in a snurch (snail church inside a giant snail church like it was in the shell of the snurch) and then it got burnt with a bunch of my other art because I started a cult and a couple covens in my catholic high-school

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Рік тому +8

      @@Tvianne Nah, then it would be permanently attached to the screen... and the screen would probably break. Pixel art is digital embroidery.

  • @MrGBH
    @MrGBH Рік тому +774

    Of course Minnie would be scared of a mouse in her home. If I saw a chimpanzee in my house I'd be freaked out too

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Рік тому +72

      You got a wonderful point there. I absolutely second your statement! It's brilliant. Bravo.

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Рік тому +70

      Or better yet a complete human stranger in your house

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Рік тому +40

      @@masterjunko And this person is nacked 😱!

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 Рік тому +24

      ​@@masterjunko or a creepy baby that lives in your cabinets

    • @HobGungan
      @HobGungan Рік тому +19

      That's what always strikes me as weird about people not getting regular animals and anthro animals coexisting (see also Goofy and Pluto). Like, evolution is a thing. We live alongside wild primates. Why is this so hard to grasp?

  • @suchendelokidottir5673
    @suchendelokidottir5673 Рік тому +165

    In Minnie's defense, you would probably freak out if a six centimeter naked human ran across your kitchen floor, too.

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 5 місяців тому +10

      Would you yell “Eek! A human!” still?

    • @Favouritegam
      @Favouritegam 4 місяці тому

      Yes
      And probably give them a name,clothes and a mini house
      And now you have a mini roomate 😊❤​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes

    • @keigoswingdings
      @keigoswingdings 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesidk, but the joke is in media ppl say "EEK! A MOUSE" when they see a mouse run across the floor

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes I might very probably say "a man!". Not woman or human because that's too long to eek

  • @NephiylusBaphson
    @NephiylusBaphson Рік тому +416

    @6:35 I didn't even realize both were women, I was like "what does homophobia have anything to do with this?" lmfao. I literally only saw two people getting married. I guess I can finally say I've mastered equality lol.

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +54

      All we saw was the flower girl and the magical setting. 😊

    • @JustMeAri
      @JustMeAri Рік тому +20

      I also was thinking about the dog lol

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Рік тому +31

      You weren't the only one. I was mightily confused, at first, not seeing what homophobia had to do with not allowing a gorgeous pupper to be the flower girl at someone's wedding! Derp-de-doo, herp-a-derp. LOL It wasn't until Click actually *SAID* it, that I realised the two people getting married were both women! Fuck, I felt stupid! LOL🤣😂

    • @dreadedgamer23
      @dreadedgamer23 Рік тому +6

      As a pangender bisexual, I respect you, as I instantly noticed both were women.

    • @sonohito5
      @sonohito5 Рік тому +12

      I didn't even look at who was getting married. I was focused on the dog and going "Did they have a transphobic law that only a human female could be a flower girl?"

  • @nylowjakevandenmaagdenberg1771
    @nylowjakevandenmaagdenberg1771 Рік тому +641

    I'm colourblind, and my 4 y/o niece doesn't get it, so she tries to teach me the colours😂 she thinks I just don't know them😂

    • @Alexis-tx5en
      @Alexis-tx5en Рік тому +64

      That’s so cute!

    • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
      @faithpearlgenied-a5517 Рік тому +41

      Aw bless her :)

    • @kerstinsu6171
      @kerstinsu6171 Рік тому +42

      That's so adorable! ❤️ Also, a perfectly sensible assumption for a child that age. I love kid logic :D

    • @darkdragoness5
      @darkdragoness5 Рік тому +25

      You should tell her what colours you see, and she can tell you what colours they are.

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews Рік тому +17

      I read a paper recently proposing that the types of colorblindness that don't involve physical damage or defects could be cured by retraining the brain. What your niece is doing won't really help you, but she's actually thinking in the right direction.

  • @persgodiva
    @persgodiva Рік тому +233

    Btw, the one with the stepmom trying to get custody on "US sole" - they found the biological mother online and told her what these people were up to so she didn't fly to the US.

    • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
      @faithpearlgenied-a5517 Рік тому +58

      Thank f*ck for that!

    • @brialapoint2608
      @brialapoint2608 Рік тому +34

      Thank you for the update!

    • @ines1084
      @ines1084 Рік тому +14

      Thank you for update

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 Рік тому +27

      Oh. Thank god. And satin. Because I don’t think even satin himself would do this.

    • @CodaBlair
      @CodaBlair Рік тому +25

      @@shadowking278 as well as Satan. Since in addition 5o fabric we also need Satan.

  • @tdsollog
    @tdsollog Рік тому +450

    “I wondered why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tvianne
      @Tvianne Рік тому +44

      I was wondering too, tbh, lol.

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods Рік тому +12

      same

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Рік тому +21

      The flower girl union doesn't like scabs, and they have way too much influence

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay Рік тому +10

      That was my first thought too. 😆

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 Рік тому +4

      Me too for a sec.

  • @pavuchoklavander8510
    @pavuchoklavander8510 Рік тому +119

    30:01 Yes, that's real. The dude got busted after he forgot to photoshop his reflection in the motorcycle mirror. He still was very popular despite it

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar Рік тому +93

    "None of them are stepping up to make 50% of homicides" like that was funny, but in the end she whispered "It's just me." and I died. Like SHE'S DOING HER PART TO GET CRINE RATES UP LMFAO

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx Рік тому

      Thanks for explaining the joke.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 10 місяців тому +1

      "You wanted equal rights, now open doors yourself" type of logic
      I approve

  • @rainyhaze2053
    @rainyhaze2053 Рік тому +461

    The Folger's coffee comercial is "normal" until the parents came in and then it became a sketch, because everyone thought that it looked very Alabama yeehaw.

    • @andytaker3073
      @andytaker3073 Рік тому +15

      Except Alabama doesn't do that any longer.

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere Рік тому +13

      The original doesn't look that way at all. It's a little girl excited that her big brother surprised everyone and came home on Christmas. She looked at that age where everything her older siblings do is exciting and she wants to join in. Anybody with younger siblings remembers that stage when they suddenly become super annoying and around you all the time. Well, thankfully this brother was old enough to know better and was like, hey, come help me make coffee. But if you feel sexual tension there, please consult a therapist asap.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Рік тому +32

      @@alisaishere I mean clearly OP wasn't the only person who though it looked weird if an entire parody was made.

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- Рік тому +27

      ​@@alisaisherebasically everyone online disagrees. We can all see it. I already knew about it before watching the commercial, so I'm not sure if I would've caught it, but I did notice that the acting felt weird and off. Felt like the start of a porno, from what I remember. It has been awhile since I watched the original ad though.

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft Рік тому +12

      I remember the commercial and I remember feeling weird over it. There are a few things that give off that vibe.

  • @Airbournjack
    @Airbournjack Рік тому +530

    Hey click, the leader of China is often described as Winnie the pooh by his dissenters. Just so you know what that was all about.

    • @theslumpis2363
      @theslumpis2363 Рік тому +82

      Also, I can't remember, but I think it is illegal to have any photos or content that compares them at all, so if the scammer was Chinese, they're are in a lot of trouble lol

    • @Airbournjack
      @Airbournjack Рік тому +40

      @The Slumpis references to pooh generally get censored so.. probably gets you vanished or atleast results in hits to your social credit if not outright illegal

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +26

      This response can actually get the scammer in serious trouble like tanking their social credit score and getting them sent to one of china's concentration camps for the Uyghurs so this is very effective

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Рік тому +54

      that's really offensive.
      Winnie the Pooh doesn't deserve that kind of slander.

    • @PatTheCat1014
      @PatTheCat1014 Рік тому +15

      @@KaityKat117 ikr? poor winnie, i can only imagine being insulted like that😔

  • @tomeeshahaller4226
    @tomeeshahaller4226 Рік тому +319

    "America is a wild."
    Accurate. Just last year my girlfriend told me that her sister is homeschooling her kids because one of the required items on the list was a bullet proof backpack. A bullet proof backpack.

    • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
      @faithpearlgenied-a5517 Рік тому +60

      That is absolutely horrifying 😭 yet somehow not even surprising.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Рік тому +16

      Holy 💩

    • @indrimza
      @indrimza Рік тому +22

      D-did I read that correctly?

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 Рік тому +30

      Holy shi-
      You know what? I'm not questioning anything when Americans say they're homeschooling or homeschooled anymore.

    • @olgahein4384
      @olgahein4384 Рік тому +37

      When i read about that bullet proof backpack for school kids i thought it was a joke ad. On the other hand, they have school shootings every month, at the very least (the fact that they have this specific term 'school shootin' at all is already madness to me). Here in Germany we have something called 'Amok run' that is neither specific school or gun related. It's already shocking to us when it happens more than once a year at a school - and Germany has in that regard the highest numbers in Europe. It could or could not be related that Germany also has the most privately owned guns per capita in Europe. Just saying.

  • @TiBunCosplay
    @TiBunCosplay Рік тому +105

    One time when I was a very young kid (4 or 5), I drew a picture of my family. I chose the color red to draw my dad in because my dad had a lot of red shirts. the teacher called in my parents to discuss why I was depicting my dad as a "big bloody monster" completely ignoring that my mom was all purple, I was all pink, my brother was all blue, and my sister was all green.

    • @kawaibakaneko
      @kawaibakaneko Рік тому

      Your teacher was so dumb, she only needed to ask you about your drawing

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +33

      Sometimes adults just read way too much into kids' drawings 😅

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 Рік тому +9

      @SartorialDragon. Or sometimes the kids draw something horrific.
      When I was 6 I drew a picture of a creepy man with black hair, pale skin and a big smile. You can guess who from that description. I had also drawn the slender man on the other side.
      I had never seen those two before in my entire life until I had a dream about them reaching out to me. I don’t know what the dream was about. But I don’t care. Yeah. My teacher ripped the picture apart and tossed it out after showing my parents.

    • @CodaBlair
      @CodaBlair Рік тому +12

      @@shadowking278 I love creepy drawings and stories by children. There's a surprising number of them that describe dying in a fire in their previous lives.

  • @widowkeeper4739
    @widowkeeper4739 Рік тому +221

    **Shrugs and puts on helmet and picks up battle axe** Come on Aces, we're invading Sweden now since Denmark has gone stealth mode. KIDNAP THE CLICK AND PILLAGE THE BLOHAIS! **cackles** 😂

    • @alum3676
      @alum3676 Рік тому +3

      Javel!

    • @izaname6406
      @izaname6406 Рік тому +16

      BLÅHAJ! BLÅHAJ! BLÅHAJ!🔪💪🍻

    • @bored-dromaeosaur
      @bored-dromaeosaur 10 місяців тому +8

      **Reaches for my three spears that I carved myself as well as my bow that I have yet to learn how to use correctly.** I HAVE MORE WEAPONS! I HAVE MORE WEAPONS! WHO STILL NEEDS WEAPONS?

    • @knockout8157
      @knockout8157 7 місяців тому +4

      @@bored-dromaeosaurME, OVER HERE!! LETS GO, ONWARD!!!!!

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 5 місяців тому +6

      Be sure to bring plenty of garlic bread and lots of other nutritious food to eat! You don’t want to invade Sweden on an empty stomach.

  • @requiem6286
    @requiem6286 Рік тому +258

    for those of you who don't know the real folgers commercial was just the first half, the "I want to **** my brother!" part was added as a joke because the add was so notorious for feeling incesty

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 Рік тому +13

      I remember that ad. I mean the actual ad, not the joke version. I think my whole family had a laugh about it at the time. I think someone may have said it was targeted towards Alabamans.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Рік тому +2

      That would actually be funny. Get people to do ads about sibling affection, but they're all only children.

  • @dhianatrelvik5337
    @dhianatrelvik5337 Рік тому +1401

    That was probably the most Swedish reaction to the Denmark story. Got me LMAO 😂😂
    W love from a Dane

    • @patrikniklasson4059
      @patrikniklasson4059 Рік тому +40

      Swede.

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel Рік тому +53

      We all know the real rulers are the Norwegians though.

    • @smappositivedance
      @smappositivedance Рік тому +91

      I just love how Nordic countries tease each other

    • @HelmetmanTheSwede
      @HelmetmanTheSwede Рік тому +34

      @@JutlandAngel to be honest, yes. But you’ll run out of oil eventually!
      And all of Denmark will be underwater

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому

      Don't lie we know it's a fake country, anyway the aces will be invading shortly

  • @avxcyn
    @avxcyn Рік тому +444

    Fun fact: someone in the summer camp I went to did take a dump in the shower and tried to stomp it down the drain, when the campers I was with discovered this somebody called it a "waffle stomp" and that is still one of the funniest things I've ever experienced.
    EDIT: I have been informed waffle stomp is the official term, which leads me to wonder what my young fellow campmate was doing in his free time that he automatically knew "waffle stomp" off the top of his head lmao

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +24

      That is what it's called

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations Рік тому +21

      It is literally called a waffle stomp. You stomp the poo down the drain, so it gets the shape of a waffle.
      It is so gross.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +33

      I have never done either of those things, I shit _before_ I shower, like a sentient being should.

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon Рік тому

      @@dmgroberts5471 If I have to shit DURING the shower I get my wet ass out and use the damn toilet

    • @bonkenjoyer_org
      @bonkenjoyer_org Рік тому +8

      @@dmgroberts5471 exactly. Thank you for using inclusive language. Beings from other planets(extraterrestrials) are people too.

  • @simritagop
    @simritagop Рік тому +20

    I always interpreted the "gay representation will turn my kids gay" ideology more as, rather than turning them gay, letting them know that it's an option. Either by showing that's it's okay and normal or by showing them that people can like their own gender.

  • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
    @UnicornsPoopRainbows Рік тому +22

    Having a 5.5 yo daughter and being her sole caregiver (dad is around, just mostly working or sleeping 95% of the time), I can only imagine how traumatizing it would be to literally rip her from her only real parent. I’m glad the mom was notified and she cancelled the trip
    On a further note, how the hell is she going to handle the parental relationship now? I’d want to cut off all contact but how to handle that while minimizing trauma to the kid?

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 6 місяців тому +5

      Cutting off contact would be minimizing trauma. That father is not going to be good for her if he thought that's a good idea.

  • @AD240pCharlie
    @AD240pCharlie Рік тому +265

    According to one of my coworkers who used to work in advertisement, the main point of an ad isn't necessarily to sell you a product directly but more so to just remind you of its existence, which is why so many of them are intentionally annoying as hell. So with that in mind, the incest ad is probably one of the most effective since there's no way in hell anyone is gonna forget it!

    • @butterflypooo
      @butterflypooo Рік тому +15

      But I don’t think it will help people to remember Folgers fondly either.
      Unless, they are already drinking Folgers regularly and hence the weird commercial is just an extra thing added to the pile of “what I think about Folgers”
      I think they need to do better studies.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +35

      When adverts particularly annoy me, I often make a point of not buying their product. I may be in the minority there.

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris Рік тому +4

      @@dmgroberts5471 If you remember that old "head on" commercial, that one made me buy excedrin every time it came on.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Рік тому

      ​​@@lycantabris
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead
      Head on, apply directly to the forehead

    • @MissOnana
      @MissOnana Рік тому +10

      If you think that commercial is real, you haven't been on the internet long enough. It's a parody of an actual commercial that has been around online for AGES. Like, its about 10 years old levels of been around forever, and was infamous when it first came out.
      I do agree weird commercials do their job well, but this is not one of those, and that's more of an asian technique. American ads never do that, or only do it rarely, and not to this extreme.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1531

    The Click has some of us in a chokehold with that title. Well played 🌈
    P.S. ‘WAP’ reaffirms your gayness because feeling wet and gushy transcends gender and sexuality.

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 Рік тому +21

      WAP does not stand for Wet and gushy.

    • @gam8ligant
      @gam8ligant Рік тому

      @@Nakia11798 it says wet and gushy in the song dumbass

    • @Mo0n_LighT965
      @Mo0n_LighT965 Рік тому +53

      @@Nakia11798 i think they know that

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +42

      @@Nakia11798 I know that. It’s a reference to the edited version.

    • @lurachr
      @lurachr Рік тому +17

      @@Nakia11798 its literally a lyric 😭

  • @RunawayTrain2502
    @RunawayTrain2502 Рік тому +136

    Gotta love how even Click isn't above Scandinavia Banter.

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized Рік тому +1

      It's just that nobody's mentioned Norway yet.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Рік тому +1

      Well i mean he's right there in the middle of it... Who wouldn't be partaking in the local banter they likely grew up with? :-)

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 Рік тому +38

    Jokes about nordic countries not existing will always be so funny to me because I'm from Finland and there's a running joke in my friendship group that because Finland doesn't exist, I'm either some unicorn-like mythical being from the land that doesn't exist, or a shared hallucination. It's great, even my second year anthropology professor got in on it.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 8 місяців тому +4

      Nice try we all know Finland is just a fishing spot, no land there at all.

  • @darkmikasonfire
    @darkmikasonfire Рік тому +12

    That motorcycle one is real, he used that account in order to make a living. Them doxxing him, and basically stalking him to find him, ruined his ability to make money.

  • @StaticDraco
    @StaticDraco Рік тому +106

    for those without context on the Folgers incest commercial: The original commercial ends at the "your my present this year" scene, but most of the tone is exactly the same. The clip we saw was a parody of the commercial that better portrays what everyone was thinking when they saw it. What was intended to be a wholesome sibling reunion was ruined by the commercials direction and made waaaaay too flirty, leading to tons of internet discourse about them fucking.

    • @jerrimenard3092
      @jerrimenard3092 Рік тому +2

      For those of you who never saw the real series of commercials, you should go back and look. Everyone from my generation in the States has seen them. Back then, nobody was thinking about it as they do now.

    • @AnimeLuver0604
      @AnimeLuver0604 Рік тому +11

      ​@@jerrimenard3092 you're thinking of the ones from the 80s, this one is from 2009

  • @mintytrash
    @mintytrash Рік тому +47

    18:03 I think it's a parody of a real commercial. There's an infamous really creepy brother and sister Folger's commercial.

  • @bxnvrr763
    @bxnvrr763 Рік тому +57

    The "we all taste the same" to end racism just made me think of soylent green

  • @erenyeager1660
    @erenyeager1660 Рік тому +38

    29:37 It's real, and he went on posting as if nothing happened and his fans did the same, which I think is amazing.

  • @shadowking278
    @shadowking278 2 місяці тому +3

    0:56 “autobots, protect this women and her child with your lives.”

  • @soulslicr5743
    @soulslicr5743 Рік тому +203

    I get a vibe that every Scandinavian country is constantly trying to be better than all the other ones and I am here for it

    • @chacharealclanky3580
      @chacharealclanky3580 Рік тому +13

      Correct

    • @plazma0325
      @plazma0325 Рік тому +12

      "Every scandinavian country" do you mean Sweden and the county of Norway + the Denmark region? Yea they've been trying to become "independent" and "countries" for about 300 years now, something about Sweden "conquering" them? Idk.

    • @plazma0325
      @plazma0325 Рік тому

      @@BELHARZ4 a colony of fucking who? God?
      (/lh)

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews Рік тому +2

      SATW

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized Рік тому +1

      @@plazma0325 Denmark also conquered them. And Åland is currently being conquered by three countries at once.

  • @dimanarinull9122
    @dimanarinull9122 Рік тому +41

    there is a misconception about brown eye color.
    it actually have quite the range, but in indoor environments that generally have very low light level compared to outside you can't really see the difference because the base color is too dark.
    the other colors are very bright or very susceptible to light.
    I've seen brown eyes go from almost yellow to ember to oak brown, don't diss on brown eyes just because it's the most common color - we play pauper here!

  • @Riverwinds
    @Riverwinds Рік тому +3008

    Day 12: click, Jammi, and one topic all need to have a collaboration together

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +185

      Don’t forget Shaaba

    • @Bennyboi789
      @Bennyboi789 Рік тому +164

      And the Emkay team

    • @artisticemus5392
      @artisticemus5392 Рік тому +100

      That would be super chaotic. Yes.

    • @PutoMedicoBrujo
      @PutoMedicoBrujo Рік тому +208

      i don't know if Jaimie is ready for The Click

    • @Riverwinds
      @Riverwinds Рік тому +170

      @@PutoMedicoBrujo okay that’s fair… bring shaaba and he’ll survive

  • @KeKe-bv8qv
    @KeKe-bv8qv Рік тому +5

    Speaking of spiked drinks in clubs, the other day I was talking with a friend who likes to go clubbing and they were telling me about people that smear chemicals on their skin, hands and clothes.
    They said the chemicals are usually stuff you can find in any kitchen sink cupboard.
    These people then touch or brush up against others at the club so that the chemicals come in contact with their skin and get them fcuked up.
    It's basically spiking someone through physical contact instead of by their drinks.
    Apparently it's a massive problem.
    Yet another reason I don't go clubbing.

  • @karelfinn2343
    @karelfinn2343 Рік тому +19

    Yeah, that tweet about the semen was a parody of a real tweet that said women aren't supposed to have periods. It's almost word-for-word.

  • @schanulsiboi0837
    @schanulsiboi0837 Рік тому +37

    27:52 to quote a tumblr post response to that image: you'd freak out too if you saw a 20 cm naked man run through your kitchen

  • @flibbertygibbet
    @flibbertygibbet Рік тому +53

    One thing Tik Tok does really well are the stitches. People playing songs together and the various layers of movie tropes such as the one at 21:54

  • @BriarLovesU
    @BriarLovesU Рік тому +38

    The foldgers is a parody of the original commercial. There was so much romantic tension between the two and then the parents came down and you found out they're siblings...it was not meant to look like incest but that's how it came across

  • @John_Weiss
    @John_Weiss Рік тому +36

    30:24 This sounds perfect for r/BadMensAnatomy, if such a subreddit exists.

    • @T1pzee-F0x
      @T1pzee-F0x 4 місяці тому +2

      It does! Click has covered it before

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Рік тому +76

    The innuendos make the cartoons multi faceted. The more you grow up the more change you see in the meaning of different scenes. That's beautiful.

    • @danser_theplayer01
      @danser_theplayer01 Рік тому

      @stopIbgt You what? I'm sorry I don't speak "idiot" I only know english.

  • @markthesapphicdumpsterfire1745
    @markthesapphicdumpsterfire1745 Рік тому +449

    These videos are the one thing keeping me sane, thank you click, You are like a second father to me, and your messages are the main thing that is keeping me happy because my mom is emotionally draining me constantly. I know you probably won’t see this, but thank you.

  • @sarahcoleman5269
    @sarahcoleman5269 Рік тому +28

    That Foldgers commercial was a pretty faithful recreation of a real commercial from the 90s/00s that pretty much stopped with the whole "You're my real Christmas present this year". This spoof took it to the logical conclusion everybody was thinking of, though. I think there was a comedian that made the same joke in their stand--up too.

  • @amelia_artz2773
    @amelia_artz2773 Рік тому +335

    Been binging this content for the past few days- its perfect when drawing or doing homework! Thank you click :D

    • @northernwords9966
      @northernwords9966 Рік тому +8

      I agree, his content is perfect to just put on in the background while doing other things which I love so much

    • @alihb3622
      @alihb3622 Рік тому +4

      Same! I have been putting the streams in the background and drawing for the past week :D

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae Рік тому +102

    as a bisexual, i can confirm that, in fact, we are all coding errors, in which silly programmers forgot to delete the old 'gay' coding after adding the 'straight' code
    edit: pls for the love of healthy digestion can we make it mandatory for kids to learn how to cook simple meals safely before they graduate from high school
    edit the second: i just felt like it needed to be said that if that were to happen in the US (clicks personal story with the drugged girl on the train) i really appreciate that he and his friends made sure to help her safely navigate to get medical help in case of OD and generally that sounds like a good idea but i wanted to point out the sad reality that if this were to happen in the US, especially if that girl ended up in the ER and needed any serious medical procedures (stomach pumping/IV fluids/etc) as a result of her situation, then it's unfortunately very likely she would be stuck with unreasonably large medical bills (depending on insurance and specific location obv as states/counties/towns have varied regulations on these things).

    • @NickyDrummond
      @NickyDrummond Рік тому +5

      *for the love of healthy digestion* I LOVE THAT!!!

    • @keit99
      @keit99 5 місяців тому

      Nah the sexuality Code is clearly written in old C Code and the Coder implememted booleans as true false and maybe 😂 (C didn't have booleans until the c99 Standard so it was common to implement one's own truth values )

    • @WillTonkin-lk3ed
      @WillTonkin-lk3ed 2 місяці тому +1

      As a programmer, we admit we can't code correctly

    • @keit99
      @keit99 2 місяці тому

      @@WillTonkin-lk3ed true lol

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation Рік тому +15

    "Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead."
    Based grandma

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 Рік тому +35

    The snorkelling drawing, I can understand the teacher freaking out, but I would have asked the kid what did he drew before calling the parents. If you know kids for a few weeks, you know that there's usually a good reason behind their most insane behaviour XD

  • @schanulsiboi0837
    @schanulsiboi0837 Рік тому +21

    18:11 I think that was a commercial until the parents cane down, I think the original ad was talked about in a video of oz

  • @josefinelly
    @josefinelly Рік тому +13

    28:40 ….my eating disorder gets waaay worse when I have little money…. Basically I convince myself that food is too expensive or that I spend too much money on food so I can just not eat so I can save some money.

  • @samanthamorgan2188
    @samanthamorgan2188 Рік тому +67

    The story you told about you calling an ambulance for the drunk girl was so dang wholesome and sweet. Click, you are an amazing person and a real bro. Keep on being super awesome ✌️

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Рік тому +2

      A good idea in Sweden, not in the USA. An ambulance costs lots of money.

    • @diamondseraph9369
      @diamondseraph9369 Рік тому

      ​@@jannetteberends8730
      Maybe but it's also better than letting the girl potentially die and it's also safer for yourself as well.

  • @zefiro6829
    @zefiro6829 Рік тому +29

    32:27 If you can't date a salmon, there are always plenty of fish in the sea.

  • @Angelgoodgirl93
    @Angelgoodgirl93 Рік тому +128

    I told my cat that she's going to be the flower girl at my wedding and that I'll let her wear a rainbow dress and have rainbow flowers (my cat is picky and only likes rainbows). She was PURRING!!

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Рік тому +10

      This is precious

    • @shiryoot
      @shiryoot Рік тому +9

      we love cats who like rainbows

    • @milliismycat
      @milliismycat Рік тому +6

      I love this, and I am an internet stranger, but I want to go to this wedding just for the rainbow cat.

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Рік тому +4

      Pics or it didn't happen 😜.
      Seriously, I would love to see photos of that event. Or just the cat, actually.

    • @Angelgoodgirl93
      @Angelgoodgirl93 Рік тому +7

      @@Fuchsschwester I will definitely get pics, have to find someone I'd actually marry though first...

  • @championunsoaring8777
    @championunsoaring8777 Рік тому +23

    18:16 idk if anyone else made this comment but their was a folgers Christmas commercial that gave incest vibes (also has alot of fanfic), this appears to be an edited version, the real comercal doesn't have the ring, or parents talking at all.

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie Рік тому +66

    4:30 I think I heard the birth mother’s side in AITA! She was canceling her (& her daughter’s) trip to the US and wanted to see if it were an AH move.

    • @windjager2177
      @windjager2177 Рік тому +9

      Does someone have a link to that post

    • @auntlynnie
      @auntlynnie Рік тому +4

      @@windjager2177 It was a while ago. I may have seen it on Charlotte Dobre's YT channel.

    • @justine8387
      @justine8387 Рік тому +7

      I am so glad, my heart broke for that child it would be so scary.

  • @i1DERProductions
    @i1DERProductions Рік тому +37

    I just love how you were so Interested how huge that Bull was, and not the fact that he knows what The pills tasted like.

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Рік тому +17

    18:33 - that looks like a brilliant practical joke to play on someone

  • @whisperofghosts6969
    @whisperofghosts6969 Рік тому +95

    It's so adorable how he said "dyslaxative" instead of "dyslexic", i was like hold up isn't laxative something else O_O seeing how even someone as fluent as Click makes mistakes sometimes makes me less self-conscious about my English

    • @LaysarOwO
      @LaysarOwO Рік тому +37

      i hate to break it to you, but thats the joke, he does it intentionally

    • @snekysneks
      @snekysneks Рік тому +30

      That's deliberate. However, I am a native English speaker. It is literally the only language I know. I make mistakes all the time, or pause for like 15 seconds until I remember the word I want to say.
      My respect for anyone who has learned English as a second language is immense.

    • @whisperofghosts6969
      @whisperofghosts6969 Рік тому +11

      @@LaysarOwO haha guess i'm just an extremely rare case of ✨extraordinary stupidity✨ then welp

    • @whisperofghosts6969
      @whisperofghosts6969 Рік тому +14

      @@snekysneks tbh the more languages i learn, the more words my brain just randomly deletes from its hard drive like sometimes my native language just goes poof, so i think it's completely normal to just forget words sometimes^^ while i can speak English i can't translate it back into my language cause i forgot how to say it in my native language so yeah sticking to just one language might also have its perks

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +3

      Your worth as a human being is not attached to how good your english is. If your heart is in the right place, everything is fine.

  • @trigs7127
    @trigs7127 Рік тому +27

    10:29 "Maybe it's because I'm dyslaxative"
    You sure are.

  • @imgrim391
    @imgrim391 Рік тому +5

    18:07 for anyone wondering, yes; it's a real commercial. However the last part was added as a parody because of how weird the feel of the ad was

  • @Mentally_Unstable_Fangirl
    @Mentally_Unstable_Fangirl Рік тому +7

    17:50 this is what basically every Norwegian ad ever is like 💀 i thought every country had these ridiculous ads??

  • @TheOystei
    @TheOystei Рік тому +4

    The defaulting to calling an ambulance when you meet someone you think have been drugged is probably a much easier default go-to here in europe where ambulances don't try to take your first born as payment.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 8 місяців тому

      Yeah . . . And I guess they also would Not Take kindly in having to make a First Born to pay with

  • @CyborgSnakeFIN
    @CyborgSnakeFIN Рік тому +39

    The image at 32:00 is AI generated. Easy to spot from the guys fingers and from the fact that the bull has toes.

    • @04cassius-jake
      @04cassius-jake Рік тому +3

      Also the dude having 6 fingers

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +16

      Maybe that's from the pills they both took 😂

    • @w1nterdays
      @w1nterdays Рік тому +2

      @@04cassius-jakethat’s actually possible

    • @Mentally_a_crab
      @Mentally_a_crab Рік тому +1

      The guy's shadow also looks weird. Thats another give away.

    • @jacquimott386
      @jacquimott386 4 місяці тому

      Well that’s disappointing

  • @charimonfanboy
    @charimonfanboy Рік тому +8

    The Folgers in**st commercial actually ended when the parents woke up (and all the characters suddenly changed actors) and the rest of the advert is basically a skit with them ripping on the lingering gazes, smouldering chemistry and suspicious dialogue of the siblings in the actual commercial

  • @thereasaford
    @thereasaford Рік тому +89

    Just found this channel a few days ago and I gotta admit, I'm kinda obsessed. Most soothing and enticing voice ever.
    Thanks for the content and being awesome.

    • @that1crazyfurry646
      @that1crazyfurry646 Рік тому +10

      A few days ago.......
      Welcome new blood.
      Your first order is business is to find the click subreddit and spam 'The Click Is A Furry'.
      Godspeed

    • @sentient_dinosaurplush
      @sentient_dinosaurplush Рік тому +3

      you lucky soul still get to experience his videos for the first time! been here since 2019 and I watch every new video within the week so enjoy it! 🤍

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Рік тому +4

      Welcome to the hellscape, sibling in Satan. I hope you enjoy your stay.

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III Рік тому +1

      ​@@KaityKat117 I have learned so much from this comment, and all of it good. You're all so creative~

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Рік тому +2

      He also has an ASMR channel, and a music channel (Mark Deck.) Enjoy!

  • @Manatee3456
    @Manatee3456 4 місяці тому +1

    15:42 when you said this I literally said out loud “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HER” until I realized that not all countries have ambulances that cost a fortune

  • @pommedeter7407
    @pommedeter7407 Рік тому +22

    30:51
    It IS a parody. Specifically, a parody of people ( incels, or incel-adjacent i think ) who genuinely thought that periods were unnatural and were the sign of a « bad lifestyle ». The tweet is doing the same argument but on men to highlight how ridiculous it sounds.

  • @ogurasyn2354
    @ogurasyn2354 Рік тому +32

    15:18 Imagine being saved by Click. A true, handsome hero we all deserve

  • @krbthewitch
    @krbthewitch Рік тому +19

    So okay, the coffee commercial... The first half of it is real, about up to the point where the daughter puts the bow on her brother's shoulder and says he's her present that year. The later half is one of the many parodies that popped up since it aired.
    The incestuous context made the ad go viral, literally everyone pointing out how weird it was. It now the test of time as an infamous mistake of nature.

  • @LittleMaitea
    @LittleMaitea Рік тому +8

    6:43 … my brain also forgot it was illegal and was questioning the dog part 😆

  • @alchemysaga3745
    @alchemysaga3745 Рік тому +17

    15:45
    Calling an ambulance for someone who's been drugged is only sort of an option in the USA, because not only may the victim get mistaken for 'just' being drunk, but they'll also be responsible for the cost of the ambulance ride.

    • @ActualAshCam
      @ActualAshCam Рік тому

      Do you mean it's _not_ an option in the US?

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 Рік тому +3

      @@ActualAshCam Yes and no. If it's the only way to protect someone from potentially being victimized, and/or you managed to chase away the would-be assaulter but the victim seems to be dangerously drunk/dangerously sedated (meaning you have reason to fear that them stopping breathing or vomiting and choking on it is an *imminent* concern that would mean an uber would take too long), then absolutely call an ambulance.
      But any other time, it is less than ideal as what programs do exist to compensate victims of crime nearly always require that the perpetrator is at least charged; many demand that the perpetrator be found guilty in a court of law.
      In otherwords, if intervening yourself is at all sufficient to stop the crime or harm from occurring, do not call one.
      If it is the only way to stop the crime and/or prevent resulting harm or death, call 911 and *stall like hell.*

  • @StephenMatrese
    @StephenMatrese Рік тому +45

    32:50 That teacher could have ready resolved that by simply ASKING THE CHILD what they were drawing. Maybe throw them off of your concern by asking a different question, then asking what that scene was while making that you were concerned at all… have they never worked worked children? Kids are less likely to cover than parents anyway.

    • @gryphonkin7873
      @gryphonkin7873 Рік тому +10

      I mean, the teacher could have literally just gone "oh, that's a nice picture, what's that?" pointing at the "snorkels" and I bet you the child would have told them. You wouldn't believe the weird stuff my nephew has drawn and how often that kind of question saved me an awkard conversation xD

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +2

      Very good advice indeed.

    • @CodaBlair
      @CodaBlair Рік тому +2

      @@gryphonkin7873 has any of it actually been disturbing stuff even with his explanations?

    • @gryphonkin7873
      @gryphonkin7873 Рік тому +2

      @@CodaBlair Yes and no. Most of it was normal stuff that looked weird, but sometimes he drew dinosaur battle pictures with a lot of red crayon xD

  • @lampekartoffel
    @lampekartoffel Рік тому +70

    (Edit: meme is at 2:18)
    Me, a Dane.
    Meme: Denmark isn't a real country
    Me *stunned*
    The Click "Ha! Take that, Danes!" *points at me*
    You may have won this time, Swede, but... Yeah, no... I don't have anything. Apparently my country doesn't exist so, I guess I don't have to deal with this world anymore? Maybe?

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 Рік тому +8

      First the ace, now the swede. Why tf can't Denmark exist without being invaded far 5min?

    • @lindala2602
      @lindala2602 Рік тому +3

      Never forget 1658

    • @olispaamv
      @olispaamv Рік тому +6

      Welcome to the court of countries that do not exist! Regards, a Finn

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 Рік тому +2

      ​@@olispaamv The one time being German pays off lmao

    • @lampekartoffel
      @lampekartoffel Рік тому

      @@andreatomasi3755 Oh, this is far from the first time Denmark has been mistaken as a part of Sweden. During what's known as the "Muhammed crisis" in Denmark (a Danish newspaper comic strip writer drew a comic strip depicting the profet Muhammed with the head of a pig) some people in Muslim dominating countries burned the Danish flag and when asked where Denmark was, a good portion said it was somewhere in Sweden and one person even said it was the capital of Stockholm(which is the capital of Sweden, so I guess their capital has a capital which has its own capital)
      Denmark is a small country with very big neighbours that we work very close with.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat Рік тому +141

    Gay for a day is a kinda interesting idea lol
    Imagine having a free trial for your gender/sexual orientation and then you keep what you like
    i just know this is gonna piss someone off but it's just a funny idea don't take it too seriously

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods Рік тому +23

      Shouldn’t piss anyone off, that sounds like a fun idea

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat Рік тому +16

      @@letterborneVodsThanks! Yeah, as for the "pissing people off" part... the internet has made me terrified of offending people. It's kind of a serious problem I have, unfortunately, always trying to compensate for everyone

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Рік тому +12

      @@sylveonloooove That might have been an easier path, but please know that you are valid and loved exactly as you are! 🙏❤🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

    • @Jarimir
      @Jarimir Рік тому +7

      @@OlaftheGreat get away from the idea that no one should be offended ever, and try more to prioritize how you are offending people, "accidentally: in normal conversation" should get the lowest priority since it should be simple matter of trial and error as you find out what offends people. "Accidentally: as a joke" is a step up because jokes should get extra scrutiny, because jokes just have a tendency to be more offensive. Like, how as an adult telling a joke to a child I will double check in my head that it isn't too "mature". At the end of the day, it shouldn't matter if someone gets offended, because someone ALWAYS gets offended. Like seriously, some people look to get offended by something AT LEAST once a day, and they should be grateful when someone provides that for them. No, what you should look out for is when it is apparent someone is trying to be offensive, doesn't care if they are, or should know better (like you know they've been called on it before).

    • @Jarimir
      @Jarimir Рік тому +1

      @@sylveonloooove I would try out being straight. Technically, I am bi, but I am too honest and have been in gay relationships for too long to try to pick up women the way a hetero guy would.

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo Рік тому +45

    20:18 Cinderella "found love" with a guy who couldn't even remember her face. Cinderella "found love" with a guy who would have been satisfied with anyone who fit that shoe. Cinderella "found love" with a guy who definitely would have asked for feet pics. Stay nekkid, y'all.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Рік тому +26

      The problem with what that Boomer wrote is that her idea of "Cinderella" comes from Disney, not the original Brothers Grimm version. In the latter:
      1. The stepsisters were _beautiful_ … on the outside. But were absolutely horrid.
      2. Cinderella's father _is alive._ Making her abuse all the more terrible.
      3. Cinderella is portrayed as humble, hardworking, clever, sneaky, and athletic. And graceful (see below).
      4. There was _no_ fairy godmother, no carriage, no mice.
      There was a "wishing tree" that had grown out of the grave of Cinderella's mother. The grave that she dutifully tended. So add "piety" to the list.
      Also notice that Cinderella is being part-watched-over by her dead mother's spirit, part rewarded by heaven for her dutifulness.
      5. The ball was 3 nights. Cinderella had to sneak home _3 times_ before everyone else got back. And _she_ was _intentionally_ keeping her identity secret.
      6. The slippers were _gold_ not glass. Gold is a very pliable metal, so shoes made of it would damage very, very easily … unless you were _extremely graceful._
      7. Cinderella was _kept hidden_ by her father and stepmother.
      8. The Prince was a Complete Idiot. He didn't even notice that both stepsisters, first the one, then the other, had bloody feet because they had mutilated themselves to fit in the gold slipper.
      9. Cinderella _let them mutilate themselves._ Because when she came out to let the Prince put the slipper on her, _she brought out the other slipper_ and put it on after the put on the one that the prince had.
      So no, no Cinderella didn't, "find love," she played hard to get with an idiot prince, got him wrapped around her finger, married up, and intentionally destroyed the two wicked stepsisters' marriage eligibility. I like to imagine her, as queen, as very kind, very sympathetic, and _very terrifying_ if you tried to trick her or take advantage of her kindness.
      The foot-fetishist idea _is_ really funny if you ignore the original version in favor of the Disney mess, however.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Рік тому +15

      Oh, and the necrophilia aspect that Disney accidentally introduced into Snow White wasn't in the original Grimm's version.
      In that one, the Prince thought he had stumbled on the shrine of An Incredibly Holy Saint. Why else would a corpse not decay unless it was holy, and why would it be in a glass coffin if not to be venerated as a holy relic? The Prince was taking Snow White's coffin and corpse not to the palace, _but to the Cathedral_ in the capital city, where The Sacred Relics of this saint could be properly tended and correctly venerated according to proper Roman Catholic ceremonies.
      But the whole concept of the veneration of saints … nevermind that "veneration≠worship" … would be so lost on a 1950s American audience, that Disney turned it into "prince makes out with corpse."
      [In the original, a clumsy servant drops the glass casket while trying to load it, dislodging the piece of poison apple from Snow White's throat.]

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Рік тому +1

      Do yall really want to "find love" by barely dressing yourselves though? This isn't Wild Kingdom. 🤣

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Рік тому

      @@chatboulon743 If anyone still loves me after seeing my ugly ass naked, you know it's true.

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Рік тому +1

      I am bad at remembering faces

  • @omgnoooooo
    @omgnoooooo Рік тому +3

    Dear Mark,
    That was a real ad in America. This version is an extended spoof, and it isn't the real ad but there was an actual... Incesty coffee commercial. It just had those vibes. And to be very fair, I think they used the original footage and they matched the costumes, and background perfectly. The actors blend really well too if you're not me, and you've not rewatched both ten times to spot the difference because wow.

  • @Arthur_Netto-Luana_Fox
    @Arthur_Netto-Luana_Fox Рік тому +22

    14:29
    Sincerely, if possible bars should have a "you're spiked" room or at least sofa so to put people there till they wake up or to call an ambulance when it closes.
    In the case of a room should have a guard and be visible by a window to guarantee nothing sckecthi is going on

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester Рік тому +1

      I think that's way too risky. People might choke on their vomit while passend out or die of alcohol intoxication. Always better to call an ambulance and have trained medical people check on them.

    • @Arthur_Netto-Luana_Fox
      @Arthur_Netto-Luana_Fox Рік тому +2

      @@Fuchsschwester the is kinda to have someone to look at them to prevent this, especially to not overload emergency systems

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Рік тому +1

      The anomalous in this statement is mind-boggling.
      Bars are there to sell drinks and make money. Not babysit grown-ass adults.

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +2

      Um, no.
      Bars need to raise their standards and take precautions to keep assholes from getting in and spiking drinks.
      Idk how, but there could be a) security guards trained to spot this, and then making sure the perprtrators get into legal consequences and b) creating awareness campaigns that make people who are sucky feel unwelcome.

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +3

      ​@@chatboulon743 ah yes, because making money is more important than looking out for people not being poisoned and abused. Sure.

  • @Kenya_Berry
    @Kenya_Berry Рік тому +35

    9:50 okay, but if they can find out everyone had the same drug and someone brought in something that can contain that drug, I think they’re gonna know who did it

    • @Sandtalon
      @Sandtalon Рік тому +14

      Also I’m assuming not everyone at that office is a regular user so those that aren’t will probably either seek medical attention or raise the alarm in some other way before the test results even come back which would lead to investigation anyway

    • @sarah.5524
      @sarah.5524 Рік тому +7

      Not to mention dosing your coworkers and bragging about it on the internet is pretty much means for instant termination

  • @Lonely_Raven_666
    @Lonely_Raven_666 Рік тому +8

    24:46 I have hazel eyes (greenish grey and brown in the middle) and while I love that colors, I still envie brown eyes that turn to GOLD when hit by light. You probably don't know that's what your eyes look like because you're blinded by the sun but it's just so shiny and golden !

    • @Florkie
      @Florkie 6 місяців тому

      Thanks

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Рік тому +79

    Azusa was indeed just an old fellow who wanted to share his enthusiasm about motorcycles. I think that's one of the big things that really scares people about these up and coming filters, they can allow anyone to have the same advantages that are usually only afforded by "pretty privilege" in mainstream society. It's not really about honesty or dishonesty, because the Azusa fans stuck around after the reveal out of sheer respect.

  • @misstressfoxtail05
    @misstressfoxtail05 Рік тому +5

    18:08 the first part before the parents walked in is indeed a real commercial. The part after the parents walk in is not. But I, and apparently a lot of other people, always thought it seemed like the brother and sister in the commercial were a little too close. This was too funny.🤣😂😅

  • @kittydemonoverkill
    @kittydemonoverkill Рік тому +5

    24:55 if that's the case, then I guess I'm gonna be blasting off at light speed whenever it stops pulling me back. It's been dragging me down for the last 7 years.

  • @jc_the_green
    @jc_the_green Рік тому +204

    Your content keeps me sane, especially when I watch it during Christian religion class

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +26

      I've been in a similar situation and I have some advice
      (I'm assuming since you are watching the click thar you aren't religious and are probably queer, if I'm wrong I'm sorry)
      1) to be a good student pretend it's a deep dive mythology class, make it an academic experience so you can have a passi9n to learn about this super weird mythology
      2) your teacher will probably have an issue with you so make sure to be a stellar student so you can't be fucked with grades wise
      3) find the other free-thinkers in the school to support you
      4) start a formal support group theological schools are hell for those who thing critically and are different
      5) study other religions in your free time so you don't feel like Christianity is smothering you
      6) don't practice the sacraments if they are required and fight not to have to
      7) with that knowledge of other religions start a coven of witches
      8) start another when that one is shut down
      9) turn the whole group of free thinkers into a cult for the lulz
      10) have that cult makeup 25 or so percent of the school
      11) loose controll over the cult a bit and accidents have it spread to all 8 continents including Zeeland and Antarctica cuz one of your followers told some penguins about it on one of his/her research trip to Antarctica
      And finally 12) tell someone else to do the same thing as you did when you were stuck in catholic school
      (Yes I did all of these things)

    • @darkturtle9996
      @darkturtle9996 Рік тому +10

      @@ConstantChaos1 Same here I accidentally started a cult of Tzeentch at my school

    • @darkturtle9996
      @darkturtle9996 Рік тому +6

      nice to see that im not the only person in this situation

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Рік тому +10

      @Darkturtle999 my cult was pretty much a reskin of the church of Satan but with gods (anyone who wanted to be one, but to be one you had to choose a domain and if a member of the cult submitted a formal prayer within your domain you had to answer the prayer with aid or council) obviously I was the head god so my domain encompassed all but now that it's grown the only direct prayers I get are from the other gods for aid with a prayer or personal issues
      Honestly it is a pretty great cult and other cults can be affiliated so long as they maintain the principles, namely science is real, knowledge should be freely given, cherished, and sought-after, and don't be a dick unless someone else is being a dick and it's the only way to deal with it (think like math, if a number is negative and you multiply it by a negative you get a positive outcome, bit you have to reach a positive outcome for the act to be just, like how stealing money is bad unless that person was using said money to commit hatecrimes then steal their money honey)

    • @flops1792
      @flops1792 Рік тому +3

      @@ConstantChaos1 i really love that the immediate assumption on click's public is "queer atheost", because ik people who also watch click, and they all fit the description, me included

  • @shadowhenge7118
    @shadowhenge7118 Рік тому +12

    Dyslaxative : When Taco Bell makes you constipated.

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo Рік тому

      I'm deeply sorry for anyone taking laxatives after eating taco bell

  • @galacticgila219
    @galacticgila219 Рік тому +15

    17:30 Up until the parents come downstairs that’s a real Folgers ad

  • @HyperKunoichi
    @HyperKunoichi Рік тому +3

    27:49 Okay, but to be fair, I'd be more than a little weirded out if I saw a tiny naked human skittering across the floor in my house

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar Рік тому +3

    I think with the police headline you were trying to remember it was "armed amputee arrested" and the guy literally didn't have arms or weapons.

  • @phantomdancer9018
    @phantomdancer9018 Рік тому +19

    31:54 the fact that the dude knows what the pills taste like

    • @politemenace5781
      @politemenace5781 Рік тому +5

      Yes, thank you.
      I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

    • @liamhill5559
      @liamhill5559 Рік тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @jan-Pala
      @jan-Pala Рік тому +6

      Click missed the entire holup of that one

  • @jakobsthillert15
    @jakobsthillert15 Рік тому +34

    2:42 As a swede, I’m fond of this encounter.

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Рік тому +4

      Tbh both countries are awesome. Humanitarian governments with a few awesome car companies under their belts like
      Sweden has Koenigsegg
      And
      Denmark has Zenvo

  • @DIRTkat_ofc
    @DIRTkat_ofc Рік тому +50

    3 minutes into the video and clico already made my day just by being himself

  • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
    @PartTimeGoblinSlayer Рік тому +5

    So, I dated a girl whose dad also gave the "I'll do to you what what you do to my daughter" line. So, after our first date, this man, the very next day, insisted on taking me to the movies, ( granted his pick was better than her's imo but I'm just more of an action guy) then to a bar where he bought and made me drink girly drinks till I was plastered then dropped me off at my house after midnight. Honestly it was kind of a blast in a way. I got my butt kicked at pool. But after that my gf and I kept our interactions away from her place to avoid embarrassment. The weird part is I left for the army not long after and apparently while I was in basic her dad divorced her mom and came out of the closet. 😐 So that's not gonna keep me up at night for the rest of my life. Not at all. Definitely don't feel like I dodged a bullet either.

  • @stanleyw3757
    @stanleyw3757 Рік тому +14

    The click: if a girl you don’t know has been spiked, call an ambulance
    Americans: 😬

    • @SartorialDragon
      @SartorialDragon Рік тому +6

      Seriously messed up that people can't call a damn ambulance unless they're rich.
      If you're poor, you can just die.

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized Рік тому

      Just IOU it, find the culprit, and charge their credit card.

  • @evadoornewaard6559
    @evadoornewaard6559 Рік тому +28

    2:32 nationalism hitting The Click HARD

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy Рік тому +9

    The Folgiers commercial is in fact 100% real until the parents come down the stairs. Right at that point it turns into the parody made years later making fun of how the brother and sister were interacting (apart from the lack of beard on the brother they did a great job recreating the commercial's look). The joke is, as the parody part says, brothers and sisters do not look at each other the way they do in that original commercial. It's a source of many jokes.

  • @haramichiyo
    @haramichiyo Рік тому +8

    Taking the piss is actually something said in the UK. To take the piss is to essentially make fun of/mock someone

  • @BlusherShy
    @BlusherShy Рік тому +17

    1:56 - the AI should be disqualified for using Octagons instead of "O"s

  • @miamajagade4115
    @miamajagade4115 7 місяців тому +5

    Wow never knew I was actually swedish. You learn new things everyday I guess

  • @totallytoffy
    @totallytoffy Рік тому +16

    3:36 you have to show them an AroAce song first, to wipe the slat clean

  • @rubbydraco1334
    @rubbydraco1334 Рік тому +8

    You thing that Minnie being scared of mouse makes no sense, but imagine mouse size human running at you at full speed

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +15

    10:05 The mind playing tricks. It makes you think that "fnid" was "find"

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma Рік тому +20

    32:57 I thought it was gonna be the "Mummy selling a shovel" picture.

    • @Florkie
      @Florkie 6 місяців тому +1

      Same

  • @aria_ready2452
    @aria_ready2452 Рік тому +15

    6:12 the child hasn't even met the people before, they are basically strangers. 0-0