Hell, theyve BEEN canon. In Fallout 2, when you go to the pornography production studio in New Reno[*] you can ask for a job and get hired as a fluffer - in the world of pornography, fluffers do the all-important task of ensuring that the male porn star/stars maintain full errections between shots; as sometimes filmmakers need to stop shooting while they address some issue or change camera angles etc, not even porno sex scenes are filmed in 1 single take without stoppong, and so the fluffers are there to make sure the men maintain full erections throughout those stoppages so they can continue immediately once theyre ready to keep filming and not have to wait however long it takes for them to get back full-mast. Anyway, so yeah in Fallout 2 you can get a job doing that and also cleaning up all the cum and pussy juices that got everywhere during the course of the filming. And its possible during the course of your duties that the male pornstar accidentally cums on your face. And when that happens, your character immediately becomes Irradiated (and in Fallout 1 & 2 it takes a decent amount of RADs for your character to be officially labeled "Irradiated." I take that as a sign of a nuclar STD. I mean, he's certainly got nuclear cock-snot! ([*]Yes, by the year 2241 there is a fully-operational film studio producing & selling new porn tapes out of New Reno. Y'all thought _New Vegas_ - The Strip & Freeside - was a sleazy & gritty place? Lol! Fallout 2 fans know that New Vegas is like Disneyland compared to the sleazy & gritty streets of New Reno. Which has all the gambling & mobsters of New Vegas, without any Mr. House & Securitrons & NCR soldoers maintaining order and maintaining a firm border between the glitz & glamour of The Strip and the sleazy ghetto of Freeside - New Reno is like The New Vegas Strip & Freeside combined together, minus Mr. House & Securitrons & NCR soldiers & goofballs like The Kings & pseudo upper-class folk like The White Glove society. The gangs of New Reno are a mixture of The Chairmen & The Omertas. But they lean more towards Ometa style than Chairmen. New Reno is also the birthplace of Jet, the most addictive drug in the Fallout world. Created by a chemist that one of the New Reno mob families keep as a slave, and distributed by that family's pushers. I literally got CARJACKED the first time I went to New Reno. Parked my car, walked up the road to do som3 business, came back to find my car GONE. Tracked it down to a chop-shop....and then forced them to upgrade it for me by making it drive faster, making it consume less fuel, making it capable of holding more fuel in its tank, and making the trunk bigger/capable of holding more weight.)
This video was included with a promotional kit that was released alongside Brotherhood Of Steel in 2004 and is perhaps the lowest/highest moment of the Fallout franchise.
I mean, Brotherhood Of Steel is bad and all, but from a lore perspective, someone has to repopulate the wasteland. Vault-Tec just wants to make sure its dwellers are smart about it.
I remember finding this when I was 8 years old, playing Fallout 3 and it scaring the shit out of me bc of the audio and look of the video made me think a screamer was gonna come up. I didn't think this was real, actually, or that it was fan made at best. Turns out, nope
I don't know why, but for some reason, I used to think this promo was from Fallout tactics... Which I've never played, but in my defense... I've never played Brotherhood of Steel either
I love how this aged well and like milk at the same time. Some jokes were pretty clever. Other jokes you can tell it was definitely made in the early 2000's.
Boy howdy brotherhood of steel had none of the class and all the worst edge that was just a bit inscensitive and therefore didn't actually have a damn thing to say.
People forget that BoS and Tactics were hated by a number or fans, to the point one of the earliest things Bethesda did was declare them non canon due to how much they were disliked.
Everyone has their views on art, I think that a great work of fiction obfuscates the gears of its creation from the observer, and immerses them fully in that universe. You can practically *see* the creators of this desperately trying to emulate the Fallout universe, unsuccessfully, and that is why it's so painful imo..
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I remember watching this POS and holy shit, this is bad.
Hmm get infected vy stds as a survival and falloff of perks is kinda interesting if you catch an std your s.p.e.c.i.a.l gets dowgraded on certain points also skills and how vunerable you are
Man, every time I see something about BoS it manages to disappoint me further lol. Shouldn’t be surprised though as every game from 2 to BoS was absurdly horny
Love reading these comments by kids who didnt grow up during the old fallouts like they understand the mindset of the creators for this video... It was a great video and period correct imo. 7 years after the start of Southpark and they act like anything in this was "edgy" for its time... Everyone forget the fisting mayo jar emulating Kyles grandma getting necro porked and the book bus driver porking chickens to teach officer Barbrady to read... And "red rocket" to the dog...
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Fallout. The only game series that can blend the struggles of living after the apocalypse... *with nuclear chicken choking*
mutated STDs are canon now. aw hell naw, not radherpes and clapclaws
Don't forget the silent killer, Gamma-Gonorrhea
Good to see you, General! Another settlement needs AID :) I’ll mark it on your map
Brotherhood of Syphilis
That brotherhood doctor in 4 did mention they had a problem with soldiers constantly getting stds from the local population so you might not be wrong.
Hell, theyve BEEN canon. In Fallout 2, when you go to the pornography production studio in New Reno[*] you can ask for a job and get hired as a fluffer - in the world of pornography, fluffers do the all-important task of ensuring that the male porn star/stars maintain full errections between shots; as sometimes filmmakers need to stop shooting while they address some issue or change camera angles etc, not even porno sex scenes are filmed in 1 single take without stoppong, and so the fluffers are there to make sure the men maintain full erections throughout those stoppages so they can continue immediately once theyre ready to keep filming and not have to wait however long it takes for them to get back full-mast.
Anyway, so yeah in Fallout 2 you can get a job doing that and also cleaning up all the cum and pussy juices that got everywhere during the course of the filming. And its possible during the course of your duties that the male pornstar accidentally cums on your face. And when that happens, your character immediately becomes Irradiated (and in Fallout 1 & 2 it takes a decent amount of RADs for your character to be officially labeled "Irradiated."
I take that as a sign of a nuclar STD. I mean, he's certainly got nuclear cock-snot!
([*]Yes, by the year 2241 there is a fully-operational film studio producing & selling new porn tapes out of New Reno. Y'all thought _New Vegas_ - The Strip & Freeside - was a sleazy & gritty place? Lol! Fallout 2 fans know that New Vegas is like Disneyland compared to the sleazy & gritty streets of New Reno. Which has all the gambling & mobsters of New Vegas, without any Mr. House & Securitrons & NCR soldoers maintaining order and maintaining a firm border between the glitz & glamour of The Strip and the sleazy ghetto of Freeside - New Reno is like The New Vegas Strip & Freeside combined together, minus Mr. House & Securitrons & NCR soldiers & goofballs like The Kings & pseudo upper-class folk like The White Glove society. The gangs of New Reno are a mixture of The Chairmen & The Omertas. But they lean more towards Ometa style than Chairmen. New Reno is also the birthplace of Jet, the most addictive drug in the Fallout world. Created by a chemist that one of the New Reno mob families keep as a slave, and distributed by that family's pushers. I literally got CARJACKED the first time I went to New Reno. Parked my car, walked up the road to do som3 business, came back to find my car GONE. Tracked it down to a chop-shop....and then forced them to upgrade it for me by making it drive faster, making it consume less fuel, making it capable of holding more fuel in its tank, and making the trunk bigger/capable of holding more weight.)
This video was included with a promotional kit that was released alongside Brotherhood Of Steel in 2004 and is perhaps the lowest/highest moment of the Fallout franchise.
Understatement of the century
Lowest? Pretty awesome video if you ask me. Wish they made a promo like that for F4
I mean, Brotherhood Of Steel is bad and all, but from a lore perspective, someone has to repopulate the wasteland. Vault-Tec just wants to make sure its dwellers are smart about it.
Highest moment, actually
In 2004 perhaps. Unfortunatly we now live in a world where Fallout 76 exists and Fallout merchandise is contaminated with toxic mold.
2:48 I don’t see how this one leads to pregnancy.
*EXTREMELY LOUD "INCORRECT" BUZZER NOISE
As adolescent as Brotherhood of Steel is, I can honestly see Vault-Tec having this produced; considering how insane they were.
Hey thanks for this piece of fallout history my friend
Age restricted off the bat. Wow youtube. They let some dude nair his butthole, but this is just a step too far.
well i mean that video was age restricted too
I remember finding this when I was 8 years old, playing Fallout 3 and it scaring the shit out of me bc of the audio and look of the video made me think a screamer was gonna come up. I didn't think this was real, actually, or that it was fan made at best. Turns out, nope
No fat chicks 😂
im gonna do the Deathclaw you can't stop me!!!!!!!!
We can’t, the Deathclaw might be able to tho
I'm gonna let the deathclaw do me 😏
This is a certified fallout frontier moment.
I don’t want to think about the pain of actual crab arms growing out of your gunk area
Man they really did my boy Harold dirty here
I don't know why, but for some reason, I used to think this promo was from Fallout tactics... Which I've never played, but in my defense...
I've never played Brotherhood of Steel either
Dave got mutant crabs coming out of his crotch area again.
That was art.
What the hell did I just watch
Haha insane is right, I love it!
I love how this aged well and like milk at the same time. Some jokes were pretty clever. Other jokes you can tell it was definitely made in the early 2000's.
Gaming in general has been taken over by prudes since then. Remember how Daggerfall used to have full frontal nudity and strippers?
Boy howdy brotherhood of steel had none of the class and all the worst edge that was just a bit inscensitive and therefore didn't actually have a damn thing to say.
I'm somehow amazed that this exists yet not at all surprised that it does
what the actual fuck did they mean by this
same could be said for BoS as a whole honesty
Suicide vest and no fat chicks are wild xD
That's a lot of great Vault Boy images!
Wow thats wild
Jesus fucking christ XD
It's good.
HAHAHAHHA looks like a lovers lab add!!!! XD i love it! btw if anyone know a fix for ghoul bodies and synth gen 1 an 2 bodies let me know
ironic this game was already edgy nsfw before loverslab nsfw mod
Classic fallout
The best
Goofy ahhh fallout
Still better than 76 lol
Wow. How moral.
This is weird and awesome! Thanks for featuring it.
This promo might be better than the actual game. This was hilarious when i first saw this.
This scalated pretty quickly
This sure uh... exists? Strange way to promote the game but I guess it's not the weirdest promo ever
Donkey punch
0:52 Christian Weston chandler in fallout?!
Reminds me of the dharma initiative
If this isnt a time capsule of the early 2000s then I dont know what is.
great video to show to anyone who says Bethesda ruined the series with fo3
People forget that BoS and Tactics were hated by a number or fans, to the point one of the earliest things Bethesda did was declare them non canon due to how much they were disliked.
yes
All the fallout 4 mods just got called out.
Everyone has their views on art, I think that a great work of fiction obfuscates the gears of its creation from the observer, and immerses them fully in that universe. You can practically *see* the creators of this desperately trying to emulate the Fallout universe, unsuccessfully, and that is why it's so painful imo..
I remember watching this POS and holy shit, this is bad.
Sacred Bovine! That was "special ".....
Hmm get infected vy stds as a survival and falloff of perks is kinda interesting if you catch an std your s.p.e.c.i.a.l gets dowgraded on certain points also skills and how vunerable you are
I don't know why, but I thought this was originally from fallout 2.
it just gets worse and worse haha still entertaining though
It’s crazy how this was included with Fo Brotherhood of steel lol
I feel like this would’ve fit a lot more better with Fo2 lol
Man, every time I see something about BoS it manages to disappoint me further lol. Shouldn’t be surprised though as every game from 2 to BoS was absurdly horny
Bruhhhh what the fuck were they thiiiinkiiing
Im so lost...
😮
😂 😂😂The baby
bruh 🥺
what did todd howard mean by this
This is from before Bethesda bought Fallout.
@@rjd-kh8et I can't believe todd howard made this
@@abraxas521 Todd had nothing to do with this video.
@@rjd-kh8et how was he even allowed to be in bethesda after this it's so sick
Lol tf
Well that...was a thing I just watched. Im not fond of the sexism they induldge in.
I knew it was from brotherhood of steel xD
Love reading these comments by kids who didnt grow up during the old fallouts like they understand the mindset of the creators for this video...
It was a great video and period correct imo. 7 years after the start of Southpark and they act like anything in this was "edgy" for its time... Everyone forget the fisting mayo jar emulating Kyles grandma getting necro porked and the book bus driver porking chickens to teach officer Barbrady to read... And "red rocket" to the dog...
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