The Worst Criss Angel Episode Ever
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Today we're finally taking another look at Criss Angel. More specifically his worst episode.. by a long shot. I was in disbelief when I saw it and you'll see why. I'm ALSO teaming up with @longlivespoonsboi for this video and boy is it a good one! So sit back, relax, and enjoy today's video!
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Fantastic endorsement for Harry's from my favorite white guy with a beard in a baseball hat making fun of people on the internet.
Purrrrrrrrple!
Just another dude saying most underrated channel on the 2020 boobtube, love to you Chris!
“Colour”, huh?
I’ll never forget the episode where Jonathan Davis from Korn invited him over to him house under unknown circumstances, and he got really excited thinking he was gonna “jam out with Korn” and he gets there and Jonathan Davis hired him as the magician at his sons birthday party.
This literally made me laugh out loud oh my god I love this so much! I can't stand the band korn and I can't stand nu metal whatsoever outside of like a couple rob zombie songs and white zombie, but oh my god that boosts my respect.
Thank you. Just knowing an episode like that exists makes my day. Makes me warm inside being reassured that he was so humiliated on TV (although he probably didn't personally feel it since he's that egotistical) 😂
Did that really happen? That’s effin hilarious,!!!!
Lmaoooo
It’s funny when you’re old enough to remember the shows airing , but didn’t notice how terrible the content was until watching Chris or Spoons😂
Right?! I remember Next being mildly cringey, but i dont remember how terrible Room Raiders was.
I used to be obsessed with Criss Angel when i was in middle school and remember the show being crazy cool, i stopped when i found out how fake the show was and never really looked back at how bad it was until Chris came through
I know , I used to love mind freak when I was a teen, I thought it was lame then but it aged worse than I thought
Yea... I regret being a teenager purely because I thought Criss Angel was the coolest dude in existence.
Also I used to think he was hot af, but these days... not so much lmao
Because we lived in a very different time where a guy in an emo outfit doing magic on tv was the coolest fucking shit on the planet
Some say that chicken is still out there, warndering the desert, contemplating life, having PTSD flash backs of Chris Angel, and only being able to make left turns.
One of my favorite Criss Angel stories is when my friend and I went to see his show and he had an opening act and he was sitting in the row behind us watching the opening act as if he didn't have a show to perform in like 30 min
I know it's fun to make jokes about him, but Criss has always seemed like a genuinely fun person to hang out with. Idk.
He seems like a douche who takes himself too seriously to me...
@@banishedshinobi123 yeah, if you are into hanging out with weirdos that think they are the best thing to happen to planet earth, while completely faking everything they ever do.
That actually seems like a chill thing to do and I don’t like Chris angel at all
He had probably performed the exact same act, you saw, 10 times that week, already. He knew his crew would set everything up correctly, and he wanted to see how well his opener performed, and how much the crowd enjoyed it, cause there's probably hundreds of other people chomping at the bit to be Criss Angel's opening act.
The joke about him walking around looking for people to do magic for was HILARIOUS 😂
Mindfreak, mindfreak, mindfreak....🤣👌👍
@@EZ-D-FIANT are you ready?
It’s all planned lol it’s never random ever.
@@EZ-D-FIANT*whispers* are you ready?
"the ranch was so off the beaten path that I had to ride my quad" . . . less than a minute later there is a parking lot with normal cars behind him in the shot 😂
Criss Angel always sounds like he's fighting the effects of too much valium.
Bruhhh. Spot on
Prince Valium from Spaceballs?
I think he has to be like, French Canadian or something. Like when he does the talking head sequences or the promo material he's got an American accent but in ALL the handheld camera reality segments he has an accent that I just can't quite place
@@himbourbanistyes! He has an accent but I have no idea what it is…. I googled it and apparently he’s from New York but I’ve lived here for 10 years and no one sounds like him here
@@himbourbanisthes greek
"he stopped producing eggs". Someone doesn't know how chickens work lol
In 10th grade a boy in my class asked
“IS A HEN A WOMAN?!” very stressed and i will never forget it
I used to work with him and for his season ...5? episode, where he floats his girlfriend across the pool, they shot it like 40 times, he broke a camera, yelled at everyone and had 2 "continuous shot cam"s where it was all bad cuts sewing together... LOL i pretty much never worked with him after that.
Also, the locals had a sign up sheet to just get called to be extras. They were all in on the jokes of filming an episode. It was like a twilight zone episode.
People with chickens definitely already know how to hypnotize them, that’s like week 1 of chicken ownership 😂
Imagine you in the hotel with the mistress and suddenly 30 cameras and Chris angel pops up lmao
The double oval is called "twinned eggs" and represents the DEVOURING of the lesser twin in the womb by the ALPHA twin, and represents tragedy and strength...
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Anyways now that I lost your attention, when I was a little kid I thought Chris angel was cool af and terrifying. I saw a Chris angel episode where he said he could touch my finger through the t.v and after all the setup and floating my finger in front of the t.v I got scared last second and thought he was stealing people's souls to fuel his magic, I regretted it for almost a year after.....
I picture this support group of people like you in a circle telling their Criss Angel stories. Stay strong.
🤣 i warched this growing up and thought it was completely real
@@fcstylz and then you turned 6
ALPHA twin 💀
@@fcstylz you were like 3 right
The ranch was so remote he had to ride his quad for the last bit in order to get there... but his camera crew on the other hand, who were there awaiting him, were apparently just fine because there is no way they rode quads in with those cameras.
That road looked smooth as heck. It's hard to tell from the angle if it's all dirt road or paved meeting dirt road, but definitely not bumpy or rugged looking whatsoever.
I physically spat when you did a pen wiggle to the mindfreak song 😂
That transition from the hypnotized guy asleep next to the fireplace to him floating 8 feet above the ground was startling lmao
My parents bought me his magic kit when I was in 5th grade (never seen any of his content at the time) and in my 11 y/o head I had the idea to try out for my school's talent show with his tricks in front of all my classmates and Jesus Christ it is literally the biggest cringe moment of my life. 12 years later and I can confirm I will never live it down.
That's such an interesting thing! I was into magic when I was younger, but I also had never heard of Criss Angel at the time (I was a *die-hard* fan of Penn Jillette and Teller, and still am, honestly xD), but my mother also got me that same Criss Angel Magic Kit when I was, like 12 or 13!
We never had a talent show, but all the friends that I performed for at least told me that they enjoyed the tricks~ luckily there wasn't cringe, but I also made my own patter; if I had been trying to do patter like Criss angel, I'm sure it would have been hyper-cringe
@@pallyboy6005 I grew up in Vegas an was called a emo kid an goth in elementary (now I know why) an I didn't really know who he was or what he did just saw his build board everywhere thought his name was Christ Angel too because I paid that little attention
Oh no, what a high school reunion 😭😭😭😭😭 my condolences 🖤
@@missxspencer1538 you’re not in high school at 11 💀
@@KingOfGaymes that's 100% true! Consider the fact that I meant the highschool reunion that happens later on!
I appreciate that Chris keeps the sponsor sections relatively short compared to some channels. Nothing worse than an entire fifth of the video being a sponsorship, especially when it's for something you have no need for.
Have u not heard of skipping..
@@Starae336 if only creators were required put the time stamp for when the in video ad ends. Everybody would skip them
Maybe you.. you could just be quiet
*Criss
@@ttylbodydarkni
Chris Angel talks how I imagine MySpace would if it was a person.
How many of us thought he was so cool back then. I remember seeing the promo for the show and getting pumped up for it. What was I thinking….😂
Judging by some in the comments I suspect some still think he’s cool
thats cuz he was cool jokes on you
Cool changes over time
The two most underrated channels on the site finally collab. Big bless.
I died when you said, "If Chris Angel's Uncle comes out of the water alive, I will delete every Chris Angel video." lmfaoooo
"Oh shit it's been a whole 20 minutes since I did something weird! Better hypnotize this chicken."
Also, subtitles coming soon! Editing software is NOT playing nice. Enjoy though!
CAPTIONS ARE LIVE
I know this is kinda GRIM to say but you and Spoons' content has got me through the toughest year of my life due to losing my grandma who raised me and was my absolute best friend. Was raised to hold a sense of humor above all else and you and Spoons got the exact type of humor I seek out. As you can imagine, this crossover has made my heart SO happy c: Thank you you two
Sorry to hear about your grandma dude, I know how important it is to remember to laugh, no matter what. I’m sure she was an amazing woman 😊
Bruhhhh. You are loved
People sure are eager to exploit family issues for likes
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 touch grass
Im watching these for the same reason (distraction and cope). Sorry for your loss
“And the last thing she heard…”
“Are you ready?”
🤣🤣🤣
I never realized how strung out chris angel looks until now
Your joke about his uncle emerging from the water has me literally in tears lmfao not many channels that can make me irl lol like yours 😂😤
This chicken thing is pretty normal. It's some kind of defense tactic, they play dead when they feel threatened and anyone can cause this behaviour on purpose.
That'd being said, OMG a double feature!! I'm so happy 😊
Ya also it's even actually pretty likely that the farmers/ranchers were the ones that knew the trick and told him it's so widely known
Came here for this comment ya can just stroke the chickens belly from the top to the bottom with too fingers and they basically pass out. By buddies 10 year old daughter shows me at there ranch so. Reallllll wild stuff Chris 🤣
My agricultural teacher taught us to swing them in a circle in front of you 3 time and they freeze. We all did this at school.
The same thing happens to rabbits. Honestly most animals will go into a deep sleep if you stroke them between the eyes.
This man has more than doubled his sub count since the last I checked, glad to see content this often.
"It's gonna be wild to see him with a bandana hanging around his neck rather than his back pocket"..... Dear God this is cringe and hilarious 😂 I love it!
I must be dreaming. Two Chris James episodes in a week
I know right! He needs to do this more. Capitalize on riding the wave to the top.
Homies a true G
Same😂
AND one of them is the collab we've been begging for? Someone pinch me
And also, Spoons makes a rare appearance lol
You need to find the episode where Chris has a bunch of nurses checking every possible location you can feel a pulse because he slows his heart rate down with his mind to the point where he has no pulse
Is that supposed to be cool?
@@renlysotherlover294 I mean, it's supposed to be kinda interesting xD Like r/mildlyinteresting. Like David Blaine sitting in a big clear box for a thousand years or whatever xD
@@pallyboy6005 Wait is he actually doing that lmao
It's called autogenics, I can do it to an extent, if your in tune with your body its easy to pick up if your not you'll never get it.
@@EZ-D-FIANT Wish I took martial arts and meditating more seriously when I was younger. Pulse control is supposed to be part of that.
“the ranch was so far off the beaten track that I had to ride my quad the last few miles to get there” …then in the background we see a parking lot full of Camry’s and a passenger van? 🤔 treacherous territory!
Wow it’s odd because I found both your content at the same time a few months ago. Love both you dudes’ content! I like that y’all are comedic without being political. Feels rare these days!
Not odd.. it is the algorithm
That levitated guy is definitely in purgatory. He can't come back, he can't move on . . .
I remember being 13 years old, like 2006, on a vacation in Florida, spent the day at like Gatorland and old country buffet lol and when we got back literally BOLTING into the house of the people I was staying with to catch the new episode of mindfreak as it was airing. couldnt miss it. vacation priorities. such a true fan 😆😆
Not sure how to break this to you guys, but I am blind and I knew that this show was completely phony. Even the audio description track sounded skeptical. As it described the "magic tricks" there was an implied question mark after every sentence. I kept waiting for the narration voice to say "aw bullshit". That being said though I must admit that is the very reason I listened to it... The more sincere he acted the funnier it got.
lmfao blind man some how is able to find the comment section click the comments, type a whole paragraph with no misspelling or grammar error and no one sees that sus. ok stevie wonder keep catch falling mics lol.
@@staffordmcanuff8675 Wow. What an ignorant statement. Just because you wouldn't be able to survive 10 minutes without your sight doesn't mean others can't. Every version of windows comes out with a screen narrator that reads everything to you as you tab through the screen, and I can spell them tricky words because I learned more than you obviously. I didn't use any big words that might confuse you like "firetruck". And the name is not Stevie Mcmuff (There I spelled something wrong to make you happy)
Now I want to rewatch with the narration on🤣
@Stafford Mcanuff wow. It's like you have no idea how speech-to-text works.
And Stevie didn't catch the mic, his manager did.
My eyes were burned off like Neo at the end of the matrix trilogy, but I really enjoyed your comment.
I saw Criss perform in NYC way back in 2001 never heard of him bought a $10 ticket because i was bored in the city, showed up to a random bar w a stage in the corner there were idk maybe 20 other people there, most of the show was so dark I couldn't even tell wtf was happening most of the time he did jump on my table at one point so there was that
criss angel is like the embodiment of “i may be cringe. but i am free”.
I think its hysterical: "I'm just trying to think of the worst case scenario." His uncle is what happens in a worst case scenario. Then the other guy saying he shouldnt do it because of family history like as if drowning in a car in a lake is genetic like heart disease.
He's literally Gothic Stuart.
" look what I can do!" " look look look at me!"
The seamless edits of you two in the Mindfreak intro are part of why your Channel is the best
"If Criss Angel's uncle comes out of the water..."
audible laughter at this one. fuck, that visual is just too good.
I almost cried at "He's the best techno tribal shaman around".
That chicken thing is kinda common knowledge to some people. I believe vets do it sometimes to calm them down. It's just a weird thing you can do to them, idk the science behind it
Oh my gawd! You're right, I had forgotten how incredibly fkin douchy that show was. The beautiful tribute to his uncle not escaping death was only made a sweeter gesture by the fact that he made his family re-live the trauma... wow.. What an a**hole. Watching Mindfreak without your smart ass commentary, would have just given me a serious rash. Instead I laughed my ass off out loud for 15 min straight. Thank you, sir
The collaboration we needed. Thank you Papa Chris & to his adorable son Spoons.
Magic has always pissed me off. I know it’s fake but they won’t tell me how they’re lying to me.
😂😂😂
My husband and I both exclaimed in joy when we saw you 2 in the thumbnail! Both of you guys are our top favorites. Soooo hilarious and y'all just feed off of eachother. Keep up the great work!
It's the eye makeup for me Chris 😍 lol love your channel, been binge watching lately and your sense of humor keeps me back
I love how the ranch is "so off the beaten track" that he "had to use (his) quad to get there" and in later shots there's just regular ass vehicles parked 30 feet away.
I imagine him walking around the hotel in similar fashion to a video game mini boss. Or those minor/common enemies that end up kicking your ass more than the actual boss. You either do the trick, or you get mind freaked like the chicken
The first thing that popped into my mind when I saw Chris Angel wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses is he's dressing like Billy the exterminator.
the collab the real ones have been waiting for! been watching both of you guys for about 6 months and I'm so thankful this finally came. I'd love to see a series done with you two, it'd be phenomenal.
I died at "I was presented with a unique challenge."
Great Job you two, and good on you two guys for collaborating together to poke fun at that weird, weird man, known as Chris Angel. I enjoyed the video, and enjoy both of your content. Thank you for making my day. (Someone backed into my car in a parking lot today)
Found your channel a few days ago. I've been binge watching non stop. You're hilarious. I love your commentary! Subscribed
You guys cracked me up so badly as the beginning with the necklaces and the shirts and the Apple LOL
I went to Vegas as a 13 year old emo kid to see Criss Angel perform. Hung out at the Luxor all day and saw cameras so I waited around and eventually got picked to film a magic segment. Then they told us to act all excited and amazed and surprised. And we were so excited thinking Criss Angel was coming out to perform. Nope, it was random people performing tricks from his magic kit for a promo... Oh well, I signed the paperwork so maybe I was in a commercial somewhere.
The chicken brain damage jokes have me rolling lol
I’m dead. I love y’all’s commentary and personalities. I’m 3 minutes in and had to pause because I’m laughing so much at the mind freak intro montage 😂
The last words she heard from her husband was "are you ready" had me dying lol
“Do you know what his last words to my aunt were?”
Chris: *whispers* “Are you ready?”
The "he was praying to the chicken" line totally got me lol
2 and a half minutes of hilarious sarcasm right into the vid gettin right into it xDDDDDD you my friend(s) are yt commentary royalty of 2022. great vid
Imagine going to high school with a kid who claimed to be trained by criss angel.... although seeing him throw a card and stick it in the front glass of the school was pretty cool
If you think everyone has a doppelgänger Chris, my friend Jesse is literally you, look, sense of humor, everything. It is absolutely uncanny
My two dads in one video, damn.
it's like if US pop culture in 2007 needed a vessel to possess and become sentient so Criss Angel was manifested from the ether
These two are going far into the UA-camsphere. God Speed.
I never bought a ticket to see Godsmack but I was invited to a Shinedown/Godsmack concert about six years ago and Godsmack puts on a killer show for sure.
These consistent uploads have been a godsend, Chris. You need more subs for sure.
Agree 💯💯💯
“F*ck, I just took my Z Quill” 😆
You guys have a very natural chemistry that's very fun to watch! The hats and chains 😘👌
Techno-Tribal Shaman has to take the cake for most insane professional title that you've covered so far.
Wow ever since I saw both channels, 5 to 7 months ago I wanted this. Now the dream has come true and it's as funny as we'd hoped. Hope you pop up on spoons channel too. And I also hope this isn't the last we see of such a duo
lmfao that thing with the chickens is just part of their biology! There are many many ways to "hypnotize" them and we used to do it as little kids. I GUARANTEE that farmer lady knew exactly what he was doing.
You guys bounce off each other really well, great collab!
When spoons said “HE doesn’t lay eggs anymore” oof 🤦♂️lol
I didn't watch his show much because I thought he was an egotistical show off. Now I see that it's even worse than what I thought then 🤣. Just discovered this channel and fucking love it. Keep up the good work, your sense of humor is something I wish I could find in most people. 😏
Please never stop making these Criss videos 😭
My god! I love the intro with you and spoons😂😂😂 glad to see you guys working together been watching both of you for a while can’t wait to see you guys be the next Paul brothers… LMAO
I deserve this crossover. I've been a very good boy this year
"We have all 9 of the same chain necklaces!"
Lol
This collab was just what I needed today. Thanks, fellas.
I just found your channel and love it. The part from 12:46 - 13:17 was so funny. I watched that part over 20 times.
I was laughing nonstop and the clip you had him walking fast breathing heavy "magic magic magic"
That was funny as hell.
Am I the only one who first thought that the part of him putting the marshmallow from the stick to the bag, was all played in reverse and the sound affects were added? Am I crazy?
Criss Angel would make a fantastic Batman villain.
Ya know, I have kinda mixed Chris and Spoons up in my mind. I always have a second where I need to remember who is who before I watch one their videos.
Normally when I find two people to be similar, everybody I know will disagree with me but apparently I'm not alone on this one for once.
It's super cool to see this collab.
Their faces are in the fucking thumbnails
Thanks for another video Chris. You roasting people on the internet is one of the things getting me through this wild journey we call life.
I love and hate this, I love your videos but I'm so tired and have to get up at 4am for work lol. I could wait to watch it tomorrow but no, I'm not gonna do it.
fckn mood, those 4am starts are lethal some days. Especially when there's good content to consume 😩
Cris angel is that burnt out uncle who does party favors nobody asks for-for money. Even though he’s done them for the past 23 years outside the local sheetz.
Wait..... You and spoons are not the same person??
Chris Ange'ls most insensitive episode is when he brought a body back to life... in a funeral home while he traumatized the whole room.
I love that he said it was so remote he had to ride a quad while clearly being on a blacktop lmao
Apples are supreme so the loud crunching is acceptable and, dare I say, appreciated
Hey, Spoons! I've missed you, buddy! Who's the other guy? 😊
u 2 guys r my fav commentary channels been wanting this Collab so long thank u guys 4 the 10/10 video
Anytime I see Chris James post a video about Criss Angel I immediately click on it