Saving Your Disaster Total War Campaigns - 15th Century Venice Fuster Cluck

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  • @alexanderc9462
    @alexanderc9462 6 років тому +359

    legend i'm not sure you noticed but you miss spelt "cluster fuck"

    • @LegendofTotalWar
      @LegendofTotalWar  6 років тому +345

      This comment has been demonetized.

    • @MrHarding51
      @MrHarding51 6 років тому +42

      Dave Dave reported for hate speech 😆

    • @tomaszlosinski875
      @tomaszlosinski875 6 років тому +10

      Your channel has been suspended

    • @jaceross7648
      @jaceross7648 6 років тому +1

      Upon revivew your channel has been deleted

    • @jll5446
      @jll5446 5 років тому +1

      He had to get through the Roblox chat filter

  • @judahtirona9487
    @judahtirona9487 6 років тому +46

    I remember when I played as Venice once and since I was in the middle of the map the entire world was at war with me... Good times good times...

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 6 років тому +11

      Yeah the more factions you are at war with the more souls you can harvest

  • @snakeboy_1
    @snakeboy_1 6 років тому +37

    1:49:56 I haven't seen the trait lord of terror before

    • @abdmzn
      @abdmzn 6 років тому +14

      You must be new here.

  • @martingrof1685
    @martingrof1685 6 років тому +21

    I really enjoy the later period campaigns only because you rarely play that period.
    Its nice to see you command fully professional armies.

  • @totalwartimelapses6359
    @totalwartimelapses6359 6 років тому +44

    Absolutely loving this idea, a refreshing change from the done-a-million-times let's play

    • @tjmeff1212
      @tjmeff1212 6 років тому +5

      Huge fan of your content Legend, I can and do spend hours watching your videos. Always entertaining. Greetings from Germany!!👋👋

  • @Francisco19031994
    @Francisco19031994 5 років тому +57

    At the end of the episode you should toggle_fow so we get too see the whole map

  • @MortyrSC2
    @MortyrSC2 6 років тому +29

    Ah, the legendary cannon towers. The pinnacle of game design by the CA. Because it totally makes sense for the AI to just stand there and take it :)

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Рік тому +5

    Venice has a bridge right next to it and that's the only way in. That plus cannon towers means that the place is basically unloseable for the player lategame lol

  • @Aviationlord7742
    @Aviationlord7742 6 років тому +8

    26:46 I find it very hard to believe 74 crossbowmen can hide themselves out of sight of an enemy army by standing between two trees

  • @OhNotThat
    @OhNotThat 6 років тому +3

    54:00 I just noticed it was raining ever so slightly, explains why the musketeers were so bad. tbh

  • @Autechltd
    @Autechltd 6 років тому +4

    Your videos hit me just in the right spot.
    With love from New Zealand.

  • @RyanTarg
    @RyanTarg 6 років тому +115

    Could you do a serie where you never recruit ur own faction army's but only buy mercanery's 🤔🤔

    • @MrHarding51
      @MrHarding51 6 років тому +9

      Imgud this need sum upvotes

    • @bancibano2555
      @bancibano2555 6 років тому +12

      I think you'd end up in bankrupcy by turn 10

    • @glizdus9195
      @glizdus9195 6 років тому +13

      nah, with Legen'ds tactica, his blitzkrieg would be swift

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 6 років тому +5

      I'm not 100% but I think in his Blitz campaign he only hired mercs

    • @Robin-kp1nv
      @Robin-kp1nv 6 років тому +6

      In RTW2 with Carthage and the right tech upgrades it's quite cheap and awesome doing a merc only playthrough

  • @snowisthebestweather
    @snowisthebestweather 6 років тому +12

    Mason's Guild Headquarters, though...
    That's impressive.

  • @LichlordKazam
    @LichlordKazam 5 років тому +3

    The way the advisor interrupts himself is hilarious.

  • @erloriel
    @erloriel 6 років тому +5

    "I think that's the dream, killing the pope" - LegendofTotalWar 2018

  • @krichardj
    @krichardj 6 років тому +6

    Why do I love these disasters so much?

  • @James-sk4db
    @James-sk4db 6 років тому +12

    Left with capture 39 provinces in 40 turns, to be fair completely doable but not for someone who got themselves into that situation

    • @spirit959ful
      @spirit959ful 6 років тому +5

      Even for experienced players thats a tough task at this stage of the game because there are stacks everywhere

  • @seanhillman1016
    @seanhillman1016 6 років тому +28

    Pike and Shot is not for everyone. It is a very deliberate style of warfare, more like chess in some ways. I enjoy it, but there is no doubt it can be boring as crap for some.

    • @dylanderouin2888
      @dylanderouin2888 6 років тому +11

      I was always felt displeasure at the fact Total War hasn't gone fully into that era, but as best described by yourself, it would not be palatable for many. I've always needed to get my fix from ether prolonging a campaign into late game Medieval, or trying to savor what's left at the very beginning of Empire Total War.

    • @definitelyahuman5663
      @definitelyahuman5663 6 років тому +4

      Dylan Derouin you should try out the Italian wars mod for med2 it’s based in Italy in the late 15th to 16th centuries.

    • @dylanderouin2888
      @dylanderouin2888 6 років тому +1

      That's exactly what I needed to hear to brighten up the day. I'll be looking that up and installing that right now! Thanks

    • @Sebi_ad_portas
      @Sebi_ad_portas 6 років тому +3

      there´s also a mod called 1648 Total War which covers the Thirty Years War. But it seems to be made by Germans and as such much of it is in German (things like Documentarys as Video messages) but if i recall it right you should be able to play it if you ignore most of the historical informations.

    • @definitelyahuman5663
      @definitelyahuman5663 6 років тому

      Dylan Derouin no problem hope you enjoy it!

  • @darkspirit1911
    @darkspirit1911 6 років тому

    Loving this series, nice to see someone doing some original and high quality Total War content.

  • @month32
    @month32 6 років тому +3

    My only question is how do you make the cavalry speed away like that? When I order them they sit there, looking around like idiots.

  • @jellyrolls2765
    @jellyrolls2765 6 років тому +4

    saw that it was a venice campaign and was like "Yay! He's doing mine!" Then I remembered that I didn't make it to the 15th century before my reliance on merchants (it was an RP campaign) betrayed me :(

  • @FalconAlpaca
    @FalconAlpaca 6 років тому +1

    48:52 voice actor gives a chuckle?

  • @Yeoldevideos
    @Yeoldevideos 6 років тому +2

    I'm curious, why doesn't Legend use keybinds to issue commands, or even pause? Pauses I can understand if he's used to legendary difficulty, but not using backspace to halt orders or R-key to run? Reaction time goes way down. Or is it because clicking commands gives a better idea for the viewer of what he's doing?

  • @herewegoagain1140
    @herewegoagain1140 6 років тому +3

    I have a great sentiment for Venice because it was my first faction which conquered all map in Medieval 2 😎💪

  • @Alucard6297
    @Alucard6297 6 років тому +6

    *Legendoftotalwargasims* ahhhhhhhh... 2 hour ep..

  • @calmarac
    @calmarac 6 років тому

    You know that you can press the rally button and your general pauses to do the animation meaning they don’t run out ahead when you charge?

  • @RokashyLowlights
    @RokashyLowlights 6 років тому +1

    I know you dont want to "win" the campaign in this series but this situation with so little turns remaining would be an interesting challenge to see you do

  • @blasty137
    @blasty137 6 років тому +9

    What I find the most suspicious about this campaign - he hasn't uncovered a lot of the map, yet he is at war with almost everyone (one potential reason could be that the Pope called a crusade against him and everyone jumped in, but that wouldn't explain Novgorod). However, you can see that his fleet has traveled quite a bit - I think he probably just sailed around and blocked everyone's ports to start wars.

    • @spirit959ful
      @spirit959ful 6 років тому +1

      Worst case he put time into making a disaster happen because he did play otherwise he never had armies with 9xp units and his rankings never really changed.

    • @jaspervanheycop9722
      @jaspervanheycop9722 6 років тому +4

      If you play on Very Hard and stay this small and weak this is what your campaign looks like after 20-40 turns, AI always dogpiles the weakest guy on the block. You may not have seen it happen before because it's a pretty easy game and you are ahead of all AI by 20 turns (I usually am myself).

  • @auto27user
    @auto27user 6 років тому

    so ... interested in vampire coast DLC campaign? a shame they couldn't release just before Halloween

  • @Damian-ew1vl
    @Damian-ew1vl 6 років тому

    the first thought that came up to my mind when seeing this vid was " *WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON* "

  • @spinspir1741
    @spinspir1741 6 років тому

    He protecc, he attacc and he saves the day yet again

  • @cis4005
    @cis4005 5 років тому

    I felt that mass sieging at the 1 hour mark

  • @jackforester8456
    @jackforester8456 4 роки тому +1

    Oh well, time to play some Medieval 2 I guess

  • @haintexjo2123
    @haintexjo2123 6 років тому +1

    Legend, what buttons do u use to move ur battle camera? Casue for me its impossible to use the arrow keys

  • @Archon3960
    @Archon3960 4 роки тому

    *When you realise this campaign is basically the Italian Wars, but one Century sooner.*

  • @TheAdamk12
    @TheAdamk12 6 років тому +1

    Legend - what's your favorite era in Medieval 2 (Early, High, Late, Early-SS, Late-SS)

  • @varus1985
    @varus1985 6 років тому

    The Swiss guard is walking all over Europe while the Pope stays in Rome undefended. AI is a bit weird in Total War sometimes.

  • @juniusluriuscatalus6606
    @juniusluriuscatalus6606 3 роки тому

    I'm not sure did Legend know about the captain-exploit or could it have slipped his radar? Always flank from right is all I say... ;)

  • @CowHenry
    @CowHenry 6 років тому

    What to do in Shogun 2(fots) when half of the realm's navies is by your shore and you don't have a navy. Playing as Tosa and have conquered all 4 other settlement on the island. At this point, I been beating back naval invasions after another. :(

    • @SorenToKeiran-Murasaki
      @SorenToKeiran-Murasaki 6 років тому +2

      Restart and rush explosive shells (the first naval tec iirc), one of the strongest techs in the game. With that you can win naval battles fairly easily in early-mid game.

  • @justsometimber1nthelake873
    @justsometimber1nthelake873 6 років тому +2

    Keep on going with this sheit its so cool lol everytime something different

  • @Jewus19
    @Jewus19 6 років тому +1

    ah so THIS is what sallying out looks like!

  • @thomaswilder4159
    @thomaswilder4159 6 років тому

    Love your work, and respect for it, always!

  • @itdoesntmatter5077
    @itdoesntmatter5077 6 років тому

    Love these thumbnail pictures

  • @Post-Abusrd
    @Post-Abusrd 6 років тому

    why did the holy romans AI just eat all the cannon tower shots and not charge and use its siege at any point?

    • @ChaosGit
      @ChaosGit 6 років тому

      because they weren't assaulting yet, legend was technically attacking, via sally out.

  • @bucky145
    @bucky145 6 років тому +1

    You turned the Swiss guard into Swiss cheese

  • @bancibano2555
    @bancibano2555 6 років тому

    I have a question. Do you take only vanilla factions into consideration or do you also un-fuck custom factions like the Papal state?

  • @sebastienbechard798
    @sebastienbechard798 6 років тому +1

    The AI in battles in most TW games is just garbage... how many times have we seen an entire army getting wrecked by 1 or 2 general unit just by flanking manouevers... I mean where is the challenge... and that it's not when the AI seiging army just sits there doing nothing while he is getting hammered with tower fire... it's just ridiculous.. and not to mention that most of the time when the AI charges, he does it with his general heads on and get wrecked everytime.... The cavalry in general in this game is just OP and general units are really just what you need to win... quite silly..

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 6 років тому

    I love medieval II so much.

  • @junglejack9954
    @junglejack9954 5 років тому

    How did you fill "the mad" character on your doge ?

  • @MsSirAndy
    @MsSirAndy 6 років тому +3

    Legend do an only Merchant campaign, only merchants allowed, no troops, no generals (a part from the faction leader), and no other agents and similar stuff

  • @gamingpenguin422
    @gamingpenguin422 6 років тому

    If i got $1 for every time legend sais "I f*cking hate restrict camera" in this series i could by myself a new car. But he's right f*ck restrict camera

  • @justmeow483
    @justmeow483 7 місяців тому

    My eyes didn't miss spelt Fuster Cluck at the first glance

  • @thewolfpack5290
    @thewolfpack5290 6 років тому +1

    @Legend I really liked your comments on the merchant question. It was really great how you voiced your opinion about the merchant in such a clear and direct way. I guess CAs final solution to remove them was somewhat inevitable. Would you care to talk about other topics like this one?

  • @jimlahey6330
    @jimlahey6330 6 років тому

    How does he keep stainless steel from crashing all the goddamn time?

  • @matth523
    @matth523 6 років тому

    Swiss Guard? More like Swiss...Charred!

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 6 років тому

    Could you believe ive never played the mediterranean factions in SS apart from the byzantines? Why not play Venice... or Genoa? Hmm..

  • @mrsnoop1820
    @mrsnoop1820 6 років тому

    after 181 turns still in Venice

  • @lomi7555
    @lomi7555 6 років тому

    You should really play Planet war mod for medieval i would love to watch that

  • @IrishPennant0311
    @IrishPennant0311 6 років тому

    Disband the Fleet and you’ll be cash positive or at least closer.

  • @mrsnoop1820
    @mrsnoop1820 6 років тому

    these guys just declare war on everybody before sending the savefile XD

  • @Afgan8844
    @Afgan8844 6 років тому

    Why are the alcohol ads all over this video for me? I don't drink silly google.

  • @Ilikeham1000
    @Ilikeham1000 6 років тому

    Where did you get this statistic that you have to kill 85% of an army in order to destroy it? From my finding, it takes the destruction of some 86-90% of any single unit in order to ensure that it doesn't come back.

    • @LegendofTotalWar
      @LegendofTotalWar  6 років тому +4

      I think if you attempted to verify this yourself you'll find it correct. 85% but go for 86% just to be safe because sometimes you've killed 84.9% but it rounds up. The individual unit doesn't matter. I've had whole units of cav run away without taking a single casualty but get wiped out because every infantryman in the army got captured and executed afterwards. The only exception is that if the army is commanded by a proper general, as in not a captain, you have to kill that general as well. If you don't kill him then even if you get 99% kills the army will still survive, unless retreat is impossible for them. This theory has worked time and time again for me without ever failing.

    • @MrHarding51
      @MrHarding51 6 років тому

      Gregory 85% of army destoys them all even if a full unit manages to get away at the end they should be gone

    • @Ilikeham1000
      @Ilikeham1000 6 років тому

      @@LegendofTotalWar It might just be for Empire/Napoleon then as I'm sure in both of those games I can recall a single unit getting away resulting in endless pillaging campaigns by said unit.

    • @LegendofTotalWar
      @LegendofTotalWar  6 років тому +1

      Not all total war games use the same annihilation conditions. Could have agreed with you right away if you mentioned Empire/Napoleon. 85% numbers is just for Rome 1 and Medieval 2.

  • @searaider3340
    @searaider3340 5 місяців тому

    Idk how people fail with the Venice

  • @itdoesntmatter5077
    @itdoesntmatter5077 6 років тому

    They just keep coming...lol

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 6 років тому

    Almost 100k PogChamp

  • @roughberry6543
    @roughberry6543 6 років тому +1

    Doge Legend the Mad

  • @ak6427
    @ak6427 6 років тому +3

    Not trying to bitch about it but could you maybe have the thumbnails relate to the game in the video? I don't really watch any of the new total war vids but do watch all med2 disasters. This disaster campaign idea was awesome btw.

  • @jaspervanheycop9722
    @jaspervanheycop9722 6 років тому

    This campaign smells like turtling to me. It's such a huge problem how many guides say you should build up and turtle. It's a huge disservice to the noobs.
    Here's a pro tip from a strategy game lover: turtling is ALWAYS the wrong strat, no matter the strategy game, if you see someone claiming to be an "expert" but they recommend turtling DO NOT trust them. Every good strategy game (read: not civ 5 after the Brave New World expansion) requires initiative, map control and rewards the player who gets these two things the fastest.

    • @thesacredlobo
      @thesacredlobo 3 місяці тому

      The only game I can think of that rewards "turtling" in anyway is 7 Kingdoms: Ancient Adversaries and turtling in that game in my opinion refers to relocating the villages you capture back to a central area so you can defend your villages and weapons factories a lot easier. It also means you don't need as many troops to defend your stuff as well since the computer tends to spread out so enemy attacks tend to only include forces from one area at a time or multiple forces from different areas that will arrive in waves. As a result a concentrated force will either have a numerical edge in a battle or have the ability to weaken one wave of troops heavily or even completely before the next part of the attack wave hits.
      In fact, the only time turtling in a more traditional sense works in that game is if your playing on a sea map and your the only kingdom on your island either via your starting position or because you relocated to an island not inhabited by a computer controlled kingdom. After all, the player can use their knowledge of the tech tree to quickly research cannon equipped ships and blow up enemy ports. After all, you don't have to worry about being able to effectively defeat your enemies if you can ensure they'll never be able to reach you in the first place.

  • @Vasilis_Duros
    @Vasilis_Duros 6 років тому

    you should have disbanded all your ships at the beginning to save money

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 6 років тому

    Gonna reach 100k soon

  • @SamuelHallEngland
    @SamuelHallEngland 6 років тому

    It's amazing how you resurrect disaster situations every time!

  • @herewegoagain1140
    @herewegoagain1140 4 роки тому

    30:54 EPIC xD

  • @miso689
    @miso689 5 років тому

    Lmao, pope really care about Florence-

  • @slaviclettuce7937
    @slaviclettuce7937 Рік тому +1

    Bro made it to EU4

  • @chickensforthechickengod9337
    @chickensforthechickengod9337 6 років тому

    Contact your local doge today and raise anti merchant awareness!

  • @oOMcMarvOo
    @oOMcMarvOo 6 років тому

    u should do an honor challenge to show the haters u can play without ai tricks to the haters once and for all

  • @denisj.3208
    @denisj.3208 6 років тому

    Soon to a 100k

  • @nervatraianus
    @nervatraianus 6 років тому

    Just out of curiosity:
    You sort of read "Ajaccio" like "Aya" in Maya and "Cho" in Chore
    So Aya-Cho would be pretty similar to the actual thing
    You most definitely don't give a shit but still, if you ever go to holiday in Corsica for some fucking reason you'll be good

  • @user-ho9pz1ps3f
    @user-ho9pz1ps3f 6 років тому

    where merchants? no merchants? just call it a loss, you cant unfuck disasters without op merchants.

  • @noexitnoproblem6037
    @noexitnoproblem6037 6 років тому

    How many spies bro? HOW MANY *SPIES?*

  • @laoscuridad9275
    @laoscuridad9275 6 років тому

    love this

  • @Zantides
    @Zantides 3 роки тому

    When you see his old financials, you know it's a staged campaign. You don't go from 2 million in cash to no cash, one city, 2 family members lol

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Рік тому

      The pope did IRL lmao
      but yeah, still looks like a fun game. You usually don't get to play the "early stage building up" thing with gunpowder troops

  • @john81697
    @john81697 6 років тому

    remember a shit assassin started ww1 there is always a chance :P

  • @rawpotatofella9654
    @rawpotatofella9654 6 років тому

    You misspelt cluster fuck

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 6 років тому

    Bolognaise sauce, anyone?

  • @FullOilBarrel
    @FullOilBarrel 2 роки тому

    181 turns lol

  • @Lavuko
    @Lavuko 6 років тому

    the fleet in venice had an army i think so

    • @Ajnaran
      @Ajnaran 6 років тому

      It was a single cavalry unit.

  • @Dan-sn6vn
    @Dan-sn6vn 6 років тому +1

    the way you pronounce bolonga every time you say it, you hurt my soul

  • @CrunchyNorbert
    @CrunchyNorbert 6 років тому

    LOL

  • @Vito_1612
    @Vito_1612 6 років тому

    Hi

    • @MrHarding51
      @MrHarding51 6 років тому

      Wilhelm II German Emperor herro

  • @brodaviing6617
    @brodaviing6617 6 років тому +2

    Oy vey! Stop invading me!