Once I watched guardians of the galaxy and I looked at the coding there was in that episode. Yeah I had thought it was Standard Galactic Alphabets. Or the minecraft enchantment language. So yeah. S𝙹 ||ᒷᔑ⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ.
Hackers in real life:intense planning and trying to get files just to gtt we caught or barely breach fire walls and mostly scam or cheat in games. Hackers in movies:intense keyboard smash=you pro hack Hackers in games:holds down a button or presses one button=you are god
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe. Ingredients: - 1 cup unsalted butter - 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 5. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir. 1. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 2. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 3. Cool completely, Cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
This is what coding looks like to non nerds 😭 But yes whenever I use cmd I always start with color 0a (black background green text) just to mess with people
Ditto. My _first_ time realizing I can customize my IDE, I attempted it to pretend I was a hacker back when I was taking my very first software engineering class. That green text stayed on for all of ten seconds once I realized how _horrid_ not having things like variables or objects color coded was....
Not me using only nano for like 3 years straight don’t know why I did but finding errors in that was a pain in my ass I now use an actual ide 😂 and have for awhile
@@QuackyMC ‘Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.’ Pretty much it’s like a weeb term for a person who’s so in love with someone they’d cause intimate violence just to get with that person
@@QuackyMC The game is called yandere simulator, pretty much you play as a girl (also the main protagonist of the game,her name is Ayano Aishi), the main story of the game is that Yandere-Chan wants to win the love of ‘Senpai’ (As referred to in game, though his name is Taeko Yamada), The game takes place in a school, the play-story of the game is that you must kill your class mates out of jealousy to ‘higher the chances’ of getting with Taeko.You must do all this without getting caught by anyone else or any other staff of the school. (ps; the joke of this comment is that the game has been a W.I.P since 2014 but at this point yandere dev (creator of the game) just adds Easter eggs instead of finally finishing the game) A video explanation, cause this game is a mess to explain -> ua-cam.com/video/lKm79z097SM/v-deo.html
@@QuackyMC You basically kill everyone that has an interest in your crush but you have to make sure no one finds out you did it. The developer has been working on the game for years now but somebody else made his game 365x faster than yandera dev which just embarrassed him and started some mild drama I think.
@@sjvduwbdubf like i said, you can learn cybersecurity in general but theres definitely not a hacking tutorial or any kind of helpful things for just “hacking“
I love how this includes navigating to your computer and finding your web browser as that is the level of computer expertise of the people watching this video.
at me school when I go in to the cmd prompt to shut down a weird working computers, every one thinks I’m hacking. I use the old cmd not the new one so it makes it more like I’m hacking 😂
I made the mistake of working on my video game I am making during my spare time at school so when I am coding, some random guy walks behind me and tells “LOOOK HE HACKING THE SCHOOL WIIIIFIIII”
One thing i don't understand is why people like me get bullied for actually coding/hacking like don't they realise i can dos them and get their wi-fi password and control their smart fridge?
Thank you for this info, now i'm not scared anymore, There was a guy in discord eho tried to scare me using this exact site, it wad hard to understand it was fake, but if I ever see him again i know he doesn't know how to hack and I can just block and report him instead of unistalling discord
This reminds me of when I was coding a simple calculator in Lua at school on a Chromebook and some kid told a teacher that I was hacking and my Chromebook got taken away for 2 days.
Hacking is like 60 percent coding,20 percent patience and 20 percent coding
why the hell does bro's dict have duplicate entries
@@cycrothelargeplanet whtf u talking about
@@DripGokuHere You added coding twice, also python dicts are basically associative arrays
@@cycrothelargeplanetjit remove progamming sense rq
And youtube tutorial
I did this once, and a random kid thought I was downloading fortnite hacks
Coding ur own cheats💀
LMAOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The movies: WHO TOLD THIS MAN OUR SECRET?!?
Him.
Lol😂
Once I watched guardians of the galaxy and I looked at the coding there was in that episode.
Yeah I had thought it was Standard Galactic Alphabets.
Or the minecraft enchantment language.
So yeah.
S𝙹 ||ᒷᔑ⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ.
Crunch
Bro be playing roblox
jokes in you. Real programmers know we just browse the MDN and stackoverflow and copy paste 70% of the time.
This is facts :)
LMAOOO
Just have 75 tabs open and most of them are stackoverflow or some documentation for some obscure library and then geeksforgeeks or whatever
Exactly lol
Jokes on u for those with Github Copilot
POV: You're the one dude that can hack into the fbi within 29.5 seconds in the action movie
*presses keys violently*
"I'm in"
That vigorous touch
Hackers in real life:intense planning and trying to get files just to gtt we caught or barely breach fire walls and mostly scam or cheat in games.
Hackers in movies:intense keyboard smash=you pro hack
Hackers in games:holds down a button or presses one button=you are god
Actually it’s 69.420 seconds
"Hacked into the mainframe" 🤓
Linux users: Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power
why do they need to make it so hard
@@user-hf2ry2in6bare you talking about why some of us like to manually do everything?
desktop environment
Trying to uninstall an app gives me a headache
I'm a Linux user and I've made some Brute Force Scripts, so am I in one of you guys?
how to be a skid 101
@@WaterDrinker7777 can be if their a kiddie
@@DeadGhost307 they're
what the channel is music
man fuck this username
@@ツツツツツツツツ it's fake
every programmer watching this: 😐
agreed
As a programmer I can confirm this is true
@Johnny Y this comment was a joke
Approved I’m a programmer
This is kinda insulting ngl
Hacking is literally 80% social engineering, 10% crawling & 10% trying to hide your IP as much as you can
Nice to see someone who understands.
Didn't hide it good enough 😏
☠️☠️
pretty much how it is
fr people think it’s keyboard spam lmao
How to make Asian parents happy:
Edit: sorry, I forgot. That's not possible
True
Lol
Lol
I'm Asian, and as long you get more than 100% they will be proud.
Bruh
Pro tip: press alt 3 times to get a notification saying “access granted”
Press caps lock 3 times for “access denied” escape to get rid of the message
Fr?
In the website?
Shift not caps lock
@@llljb.l yes dude
yeah duh
To be a programmer you only need a few things, stack overflow, control, c, and v
True
don’t forget ctrl + D for duplication
@@ItzLeX27Yes
@@ItzLeX27 yeah that'll totally work
@@GeoCompare249 Depends on the application
Tip: learn coding and don’t pretend to
As someone with friends as coders and with some experience themselves, we just copy most shit off of the internet
@@pyxi23 yes
I learn code at school ☠️
@@pyxi23 You mean skid??
@Skeil C++>>>>
Joshua showing all his 7 year old friends this 😎
Geek typer: hold my beer
So fax i pranked my friends at school with it
Linux user: Hold my coke
kimchi...
Ησηαηνζσι user: Hold my fanta
don’t worry, he’s not hacking, he’s just a Linux user.
bruhhhh
i use linux
@@notethanytyuck
already got the whole school addicted to this
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup unsalted butter
- 2 cups granulated sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/2 cup cocoa powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
5. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and
1/5 tsp salt; stir.
1. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
2. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins.
3. Cool completely, Cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix
Thanks my G👍
Yummy😋
i already had that recipe saved
sthu brownies are disgusting
this is very useful for skits and short clips for fun, thanks a lot!
Alternative way: press ESC when linux's booting
"How to look like a Vim user"
FR😂😂
nano
@@Luv-sic- neovim better
Oh god this guy is literally the definition of a weeb
Is that bad
@@Toilet27 mayhaps
@@HGSRR you mean perhaps
How old are you
4 years?
So that's how it looked like Itachi hacked your computer
This is what coding looks like to non nerds 😭
But yes whenever I use cmd I always start with color 0a (black background green text) just to mess with people
And dir/s
Same
just type color a the bg is automatically black
st terminal with darkpurple on white with 80% of transparency and using neovim in random .c file
You forgot the constant use of stack overflow
as a programmer, god forbid if i had to use plain green text with no coloring depending on the input
Ditto. My _first_ time realizing I can customize my IDE, I attempted it to pretend I was a hacker back when I was taking my very first software engineering class. That green text stayed on for all of ten seconds once I realized how _horrid_ not having things like variables or objects color coded was....
I'm learning programming and now as I've got better I feel the same
look at the bottom bar there's Settings for u to choose a different color
Not me using only nano for like 3 years straight don’t know why I did but finding errors in that was a pain in my ass I now use an actual ide 😂 and have for awhile
This radiates KNRL kiddie energy 💀
As a retired hacker, i confirm this is how we hack
IN MOVIES
To look like a programmer you firstly have to open stack overflow, thank me later
🤓
if you want to look like a junior developer, struggle to exit vim
If you want to be a programmer ASAP, Use Scratch.
He’s the type of guy to clap after his microwave finishes
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing..
I just felt the urge to say I have the same keyboard. Have a good day
Me when I was 12 and learned about the tree command:
Me When i was 10 and learning how to use CD command and learn to use iplogger:
pov: yandere dev adding another easter egg instead of actually working on the game
Whats "yandere"?
@@QuackyMC ‘Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest.’
Pretty much it’s like a weeb term for a person who’s so in love with someone they’d cause intimate violence just to get with that person
@@Jaliscoul i meant the game, you said "dev"
@@QuackyMC
The game is called yandere simulator, pretty much you play as a girl (also the main protagonist of the game,her name is Ayano Aishi), the main story of the game is that Yandere-Chan wants to win the love of ‘Senpai’ (As referred to in game, though his name is Taeko Yamada), The game takes place in a school, the play-story of the game is that you must kill your class mates out of jealousy to ‘higher the chances’ of getting with Taeko.You must do all this without getting caught by anyone else or any other staff of the school.
(ps; the joke of this comment is that the game has been a W.I.P since 2014 but at this point yandere dev (creator of the game) just adds Easter eggs instead of finally finishing the game)
A video explanation, cause this game is a mess to explain -> ua-cam.com/video/lKm79z097SM/v-deo.html
@@QuackyMC You basically kill everyone that has an interest in your crush but you have to make sure no one finds out you did it. The developer has been working on the game for years now but somebody else made his game 365x faster than yandera dev which just embarrassed him and started some mild drama I think.
My first time seeing a emo on computer
My first time seeing someone using Hiei as a pfp
Are you talking about Itachi?
Bro has roblox in his recent tabs you can just tell he's a script kiddie from that 💀
lmao
Roblox is actually a good way to learn coding
@@ThatKiwiTree his other tab says discord image logger he doesn't know programming he's just a skid
isn't everyone? like as someone who codes i copy paste 60% of the time.
@@ThatKiwiTree ain't no way you think that 💀 No one uses Lua
Alternatively
Open up cmd
Type
“Color 0a”
“cd ..”
“cd ..”
“tree”
All it does is list your entire file system but it looks cool
cd ..
cd ..
or
cd \
or
cd C:\
if anyone tried to "hack" like this it would be easy to tell and they'd get humiliated
I knew this like a long time ago but I forgot the web browser so thank you for bringing this back to my attention
My friend used to do this before I moved and I was so confused 😂
Kids in my class started doing this and I was so confused
It in my school too I still belive it hacking
Your schools have computers?
Itachi wallpaper, Akatsuki headwear + Itachi BG music ❤️
Or hear me out, you actually learn a programming language
Fr
or just don't be a skid
amazing 👍
or just learn hacking
This kid
u cant learn „hacking“ damn it
you can only learn cyber security
@@zaaffe24bs16 you can learn to hack. how else do people do it?
but actual pentesting doesnt look cool so...
@@sjvduwbdubf like i said, you can learn cybersecurity in general but theres definitely not a hacking tutorial or any kind of helpful things for just “hacking“
@@zaaffe24bs16 Yeah, they would be deleted as soon as possible, and hacking is a crime I'm sure.
Its all shits and giggles until that kid actually hacks the bully
bro is hunting down his FBI agent's house 😳
I love how this includes navigating to your computer and finding your web browser as that is the level of computer expertise of the people watching this video.
its 20% coding, 35% patience and 45%coding
im literally trolling all my classmates with this imao
at me school when I go in to the cmd prompt to shut down a weird working computers, every one thinks I’m hacking. I use the old cmd not the new one so it makes it more like I’m hacking 😂
All fun and games till you click enter and an evil AI pops out to conveyer the world
The best way to prank your friends
I made a custom keyboard for when I do programming. It has four keys. Crlt, C, V and a link to stack overflow.
Its also killer at playing osu.
Props to the guy who gave a brownie recipe 😂
I will prank my mom that looks like i'm hacking that's why thank you for the tutorial
instructions unclear i am now getting chased by the CIA, FBI and all 50 states.
I made the mistake of working on my video game I am making during my spare time at school so when I am coding, some random guy walks behind me and tells “LOOOK HE HACKING THE SCHOOL WIIIIFIIII”
Me who does coding for a living looking at my friend trying to pull this off lol
Bro said do it at your own risk, like it end everything.
As soon as you said browser, i knew it was hacker typer.
pov: you paid $150 for a hacking class and this is what you get
LOL MY CLASS DOES THIS 💀💀
Everyone in every school I've been to knows what hacker typer is. So I taught myself how to ethically hack myself, it doesn't look as cool though :(
Jokes on you Arch Linux is built in my brain
The Sonic Music 😂
One thing i don't understand is why people like me get bullied for actually coding/hacking like don't they realise i can dos them and get their wi-fi password and control their smart fridge?
Me after “hacking” every school computer: *am I god?*
bro has "discord-image-logger" saved in his bookmark ☠️😭
what an absolute skid
as a programmer in reality we have copied and pasted code instead of typing and we also have 70 tabs of documentations and stack overflow tutorials
ONLY 70? How is this even possible
Ahh yes, coding = hacking
Heres how it looks like you can loop
"You might get made fun of for this so do this at your own risk" NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Movie director:YOUR FIRED
I love your nails
The quite kid at home be like:
damn i feel like a hacker now
Alternate title: How to pretend to 😎
Alternate alternate title: How to make it look like you 😎
Plot twist: FBI is knocking on your door just after 5 mins of typing
Ok i troll my mom 🤣🤣🤣 and he call the FBI no I'm on jail😅
Actually this doesn't look like coding, just open any coding IDE and spam letters so you will look like a real programmer.
How to get on the FBI watch list:
(Joke)
legit people think I'm coding when I have replit and GitHub open, I'm just cloning a repo so I can look at Reddit lmao
Step 1: navigate to your computer and find your web browser
Me: *Sweating*
NOW I CAN DO THE INSPECTOR GADGET TREND
How to look like a dream Stan, discord mod and etc
My sister thought i am deleting his system32 again 😂
How hacker looks like in movies
I Pranked, my grandpa he freaked out😂😂
with this.
Saw someone doing this, brought a few of my friends pointed at him and started laughing
Thank you for this info, now i'm not scared anymore,
There was a guy in discord eho tried to scare me using this exact site, it wad hard to understand it was fake, but if I ever see him again i know he doesn't know how to hack and I can just block and report him instead of unistalling discord
Uninstalling discord wouldn’t even fix it if he was actually hacking tho
Lol I used to troll my classmates at my school with this website
My friend got his computer taken away from my teacher when he was using this XD
This reminds me of when I was coding a simple calculator in Lua at school on a Chromebook and some kid told a teacher that I was hacking and my Chromebook got taken away for 2 days.
LOL
Classic 2017 troll
Protip: use cmd with random commands instead
Buddy has that slay 💅hands 💀🗿
i feel like a hacker
Me: hacking my alt acc FBI:SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEN🔫🔫🔫🔫💢💢💢💢💢💥💥💥💥💥💥
This guy knows who the best Shinobi is 😎
Imagine a 10 year old actually doing this