SOMALIA VS SOMALILAND!!! GETS SO INTENSE!!

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  • @adamdalal8884
    @adamdalal8884 6 років тому +301

    I am from Somaliland, and my wife is from South Somalia, this is a daily discussion in my household lol. We crack jokes at each other, but it's all love. Long live Somaliland, Somalia and their people 💯🌍💖

    • @Colonelboereieney
      @Colonelboereieney 4 роки тому +28

      We’re all ethnic Somalis same people

    • @cxarhomell5867
      @cxarhomell5867 3 роки тому

      @clem tiir One is the same, the other is different.

    • @loveyloveydovey
      @loveyloveydovey 3 роки тому

      i feel bad she can’t understand you 😔😔😔

    • @shahbalazaza9899
      @shahbalazaza9899 3 роки тому +1

      Somalia isn’t just south Somalia. Anything outside of somaliland is Somalia

    • @phantomluffy9476
      @phantomluffy9476 2 роки тому

      @Justin Y. i know, it's confusing

  • @MsFatimaB88
    @MsFatimaB88 7 років тому +825

    The Lander dude was literally ruthless yet hilarious.

    • @kS-ly3pl
      @kS-ly3pl 6 років тому

      Kk true

    • @ahmed54789
      @ahmed54789 6 років тому

      Ik lol

    • @Muhammad-sx7wr
      @Muhammad-sx7wr 5 років тому +1

      Spoon = qaado (Somali) = Malqacad (Somalisized Arabic)

    • @Muhammad-sx7wr
      @Muhammad-sx7wr 5 років тому +1

      *Sharabaado is Arabic (شرابات) for tassel. Iskaalso is Italian (Scalzo) for barefoot.* - neither means socks in the original language and neither is originally Somali.

    • @Muhammad-sx7wr
      @Muhammad-sx7wr 5 років тому +1

      Qare is Somali for watermelon. Xabxab, is derived from Amharic for watermelon or (ሐብሐብ - ḥābiḥābi) and other say Arabic for love-love or (حب حب)

  • @liberte4899
    @liberte4899 7 років тому +50

    Brother in the white is an OG! Had me dying! The look of disgrace was hilarious.

  • @ozzy5415
    @ozzy5415 2 роки тому +69

    4 years later and this video is still legendary 🤣🤣

  • @GGG-ny8ez
    @GGG-ny8ez 7 років тому +34

    The guy on the right is so freaking witty. I lost it when he said "imisa lix baa is raacinaysaa". Lol. I swear I lost it like Prince Salad. He should be Stand up comedian.

  • @ithinkthefucknotyoutrickas1556
    @ithinkthefucknotyoutrickas1556 7 років тому +394

    Wallahi the lander is jokes😭😂 Yo big up to all my landers💚💭❤️!!

    • @Maimuna004
      @Maimuna004 6 років тому +2

      💥💥💥💥

    • @itzfusionplex4266
      @itzfusionplex4266 5 років тому +8

      ithinkthefucknot youtrickasabitch lmao u don’t even have a flag.

    • @ibzdagamer
      @ibzdagamer 5 років тому

      And your still getting violates by other countries

    • @haadroon
      @haadroon 5 років тому

      samalaayo dhan lagu ma moodo waxaad u eegtahay bugistaan

    • @ibzdagamer
      @ibzdagamer 5 років тому

      Is it

  • @sowdas5498
    @sowdas5498 7 років тому +176

    The guy on the right had me in tears 😂😂 big up the landers

  • @bushrayassin8029
    @bushrayassin8029 7 років тому +359

    The only video on UA-cam that's ever made me cry real tears. Big up reer somaliland😂🤘🏾

  • @amandajohansson5825
    @amandajohansson5825 5 років тому +309

    Somaliland are so funny relly😂😂❤️🥰 i love somaliland and i’m from somaliland two😂💚☁️❤️

  • @153cm2
    @153cm2 5 років тому +95

    My mum is from the North and My dad is from the south so I just use both lol. I feel like my voice/the way I speak changes depending on the dialect too.

    • @jablibaax
      @jablibaax 4 роки тому +1

      So you are from South

    • @MrStarnger1
      @MrStarnger1 4 роки тому +1

      Same but i lived in the north for two years im leaning towards the way they speak

    • @153cm2
      @153cm2 4 роки тому +3

      Jab Libaax why because of my dad?

    • @hargeisaprintinghousehph5386
      @hargeisaprintinghousehph5386 4 роки тому

      XAAQINKU WAA MAFIIQ

    • @mryes6893
      @mryes6893 3 роки тому +3

      Nothing called North and south Just Somaliland and Somalia

  • @doseoffarah3068
    @doseoffarah3068 7 років тому +50

    funniest shit I've seen in a long time😂 the lander guy is jokes wllhy😭😂

    • @mrhassanali3297
      @mrhassanali3297 7 років тому +1

      Ina Adam Somali girls are queens mashallah. You are stunning

  • @warsame2901
    @warsame2901 7 років тому +55

    I am Djiboutian, i understand most of the Northern Somali dialect, I speak the Djibouti Somali dialect but I do not understand the Maay and Benadir dialects. Somali linguistic varieties are broadly divided into three main groups: Northern, Benadir and Maay. Northern Somali forms the basis for Standard Somali. It is spoken by more than 60% of the entire Somali population.

    • @lolalovesyou5123
      @lolalovesyou5123 7 років тому +3

      Somali NS nah its waqooyi. according to research. southern dialects and accents is so mixed due to Arab, Persian and even some south Asian influence.

    • @haruny100
      @haruny100 5 років тому +3

      This is so incorrect i dunno where to begin!

    • @moha9559
      @moha9559 4 роки тому +4

      @@haruny100 He doesnt know the most common is the mudug dialect which is the correct one and used by most Somalis...My family is from the Galmudug region and we use both words and they are Somali words not lander or south.Landers love to claim that anyone who isnt a landers is from southern Somalia when Putland is in the north and the mudug regions are central Somalia.

    • @Colonelboereieney
      @Colonelboereieney 4 роки тому

      You’re Somali you’re an ethnic Somali

    • @SharifNageye
      @SharifNageye 2 роки тому

      @@lolalovesyou5123 Maay is not Somali and Somali linguistic are divided three groups Southern, Mudug and Central regions of Somalia and Northern of Somalia which are now Somaliland and and Maay has nothing to with Somali language.

  • @rawi6723
    @rawi6723 7 років тому +413

    Omg the lander is jokes I'm legit dead srsly want to see him again 😂

    • @Maxhunna
      @Maxhunna 7 років тому

      Parkjiminisbae Af that's my cousin

    • @thistrackisabop578
      @thistrackisabop578 7 років тому +4

      Parkjiminisbae Af I see you army

    • @rawi6723
      @rawi6723 7 років тому +1

      THISTRACK ISABOP ayyyy

    • @saiabokor
      @saiabokor 7 років тому +4

      Yes army's 💖 and yeah he needs to come back

    • @sabrinaa7011
      @sabrinaa7011 7 років тому +3

      Haha legit how big is army fandom

  • @goodgirl9801
    @goodgirl9801 7 років тому +67

    The funniest video I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂 wanna see the Somaliland guy again 😂😂😂 xabxab

  • @omerhashi
    @omerhashi 5 років тому +268

    💚⚪️🔴 I think that guy he is from burco 😂😂😂

    • @uzumakinaruto7443
      @uzumakinaruto7443 5 років тому +2

      Kakashi sensee 🤔 ithink too 🙂

    • @amnaabdi6407
      @amnaabdi6407 5 років тому +9

      Reer burco call pizza canjeero kibirtay

    • @user-im3sq7vq3p
      @user-im3sq7vq3p 5 років тому +2

      🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

    • @Khaatumo411
      @Khaatumo411 5 років тому +5

      samiir ha 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 you can’t find that 🤪😁

    • @MH-uq4nn
      @MH-uq4nn 5 років тому +4

      @@Khaatumo411 They have a reason to be their own country

  • @NajmaM
    @NajmaM 7 років тому +341

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @princesssalma7812
      @princesssalma7812 7 років тому

      Najma M love ur videos 😂😂😂

    • @mariam-ht7wj
      @mariam-ht7wj 6 років тому +1

      Najma M love your videos 👍🏼👍🏼🤣😃😃

  • @champagnefad9078
    @champagnefad9078 7 років тому +63

    The reaction to watermelon is priceless lmao 😂😂😂

  • @Jj-ws3em
    @Jj-ws3em 7 років тому +27

    WAllahi this is the funniest video, I was fully cryingggg the guy in the white killed meeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ikyabdullahi5154
    @ikyabdullahi5154 7 років тому +267

    Landers all the way 😂😂😂😂😂 our accent is the real deal

    • @battoday953
      @battoday953 4 роки тому +11

      @Samira Ali different dialect and people. Learn

    • @mikejoness2041
      @mikejoness2041 4 роки тому +5

      Samira Ali we are not the same people but we have the same colonial names and we are both kush stop claiming we don’t rate you people

    • @battoday953
      @battoday953 4 роки тому

      @Samira Ali get with reality

    • @mikejoness2041
      @mikejoness2041 4 роки тому +1

      Samira Ali we not even the same ethnic group forget about the politics we are not the same we can’t even understand each other and plus your women are so ugly

    • @somaliagta9354
      @somaliagta9354 4 роки тому

      U Dumb ass helll Somalia is the original accent
      An country

  • @SA-oq5lz
    @SA-oq5lz 6 років тому +23

    I’m Sudanese and didn’t understand much but still found this vid hilarious 😆

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 роки тому

      yas 🇸🇩 🇸🇩

  • @iamsomali4620
    @iamsomali4620 7 років тому +301

    😂😂😂
    somaliland language is the most correctly
    becouse in 1972 somali was writed in Burco somaliland

    • @seinab4244
      @seinab4244 7 років тому +44

      Cabdilaahi Guhaad lol utter bull is there water in your brain everything originated where it started from which is the Centre of Somalia lol you lot are faux and frauds just like your flag

    • @monakhadar1952
      @monakhadar1952 7 років тому +6

      hell yeah

    • @melaninqueen5344
      @melaninqueen5344 7 років тому

      I am Somali lamo burco accent is hella hard

    • @amo7464
      @amo7464 6 років тому +7

      sarah mohamed wrooong. Historically, the first somali city (saylac) is located in northern Somalia (somaliland). Wich means that the first somalis speaking somali was from north. Google it

    • @mynameisgrape906
      @mynameisgrape906 6 років тому +4

      sarah mohamed our Flag ain’t no Fraud we gon leave this corrupt country in no time

  • @thestealth2448
    @thestealth2448 7 років тому +32

    people keep saying that the somaliland dialect is arabised need to realise that somalias one is influenced by italian. most of the words they were saying are loanwords so it aint deep. somali is only maximum 20% arabic loanwords. also they were only speaking in small conversations so how do you go to the conclusion that somalilands dialect is the same as arabic?

  • @nassirjama5544
    @nassirjama5544 7 років тому +43

    should have titled the video 'Wagooyi vs Koonfur' because this Somalia vs Somaliland mentality is seriously unhealthy and will never bring anything positive to our people, just division and self hate.

    • @jihino2
      @jihino2 7 років тому +2

      Nassir Jama 😂😂 even though it's Ramadan.. and it's just a funny video.. some ppl are insulting each other.. :3 gotta say not suprised

    • @mootjeaadan8507
      @mootjeaadan8507 7 років тому

      somalia is fucked up

    • @nassirjama5544
      @nassirjama5544 7 років тому

      Maxamed Adan true, and it applies to somalis generally but what's your point?

    • @nassirjama5544
      @nassirjama5544 7 років тому

      I know, but so is your Somalinimo and Islamnimo

  • @haibs9595
    @haibs9595 5 років тому +7

    Those words in Djibouti (at least in my household)
    - spoon: malkacaad
    - fork: shokood
    - kitchen: mabaakh (with kh standing for the arabic rayn)
    - toilet: keneef
    - iron: kawayaad
    - clean the house: aqalka masaax
    - turn of the light: taree ga bakhti
    - somali pancake: looxox
    - fridge: garaseer
    - comb your hair: timaha feyro
    My Somali alphabet is off sorry bout that. Got tired from there haha but Djiboutians got more chance to understand Somalilanders. We are neighbors after all. Great video!

    • @diriyesugule3215
      @diriyesugule3215 5 років тому

      I think kitchen you mean madbakh Yh some landers say ut too

  • @almaahmed7417
    @almaahmed7417 6 років тому +26

    Waryhe the broom we call mafiiiq don't forget😂😂

  • @Asadaay
    @Asadaay 7 років тому +377

    Lmao this was honestly so funny. Lander gangggg tho

    • @salmak3966
      @salmak3966 7 років тому +2

      Aspiring_Nomad yassssss

    • @mrhassanali3297
      @mrhassanali3297 7 років тому

      Aspiring_Nomad Ramadan Kareem

    • @okocha291
      @okocha291 7 років тому +3

      Yes Lander gang, I don't know why i thought you was Koonfur

    • @97m45
      @97m45 6 років тому +23

      U prolly don't even know the fucking history of somali"land" and u wanna talk bout lander gang?? wallahi the youth that are born/grew up here in europe should stfu bout somalia and somaliland, bruvvvv u dont even know who the fucking president is!?! ☠️ annoys me tf out wallahi. We are all one fam

    • @ubahisman966
      @ubahisman966 6 років тому +3

      Noura Van Dijk
      we may be from same race, but I can't be from the same nationality as a barberic people like yours.

  • @mariammohammad7812
    @mariammohammad7812 7 років тому +17

    As an Arabic speaker, I understood most of what the lander was saying... but never really thought that they had so many Arabic words.
    Cool video... keep it up guys 👏🏾

  • @Nickname-sk1oh
    @Nickname-sk1oh 7 років тому +33

    The official written Somali was created in Burco which is why Burco people speak the standard and best form of the language. All official documents/Music and most importantly Poetry are written and performed this way.
    No need to come with any arguments cos they be no point

    • @dukenukem4789
      @dukenukem4789 7 років тому +4

      Nickname That's a lie, the Somali written language is from gobolada dhexe, Mudug Gaalkacyo region. Stop lying your dialect is another extreme.

    • @Nickname-sk1oh
      @Nickname-sk1oh 7 років тому +10

      Mate, if you don't know the history of the language don't come here chatting rubbish. People who developed the written Somali did came from multiple regions and the team leader was from the Gobolada Dhexe but it was put together in Burco and it was based on how people speak it in the Burco/Togdheer region.

    • @Nickname-sk1oh
      @Nickname-sk1oh 7 років тому +11

      Lool, you people are confusing yourselves! Burco speaks the standard Somali but with more aggression in their delivery - thats the only difference. The aggression might seem rough but they speak the dictionary Somali word for word

    • @Nickname-sk1oh
      @Nickname-sk1oh 7 років тому +3

      +Absh K, i think you should read my second last comment
      Thats all.

    • @skrskr9181
      @skrskr9181 7 років тому +4

      Nickname SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK!💪🏽

  • @AhmedbiciideAhmed
    @AhmedbiciideAhmed 5 років тому +40

    BEING A SOMALILANDER MAKES YOU FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY
    U FEEL ME INABTI 😂😂

  • @abdiessa8383
    @abdiessa8383 5 років тому +10

    Somalia due to Colonisation have been Italianized if that even a word.
    In this video alone:
    Ferro=Ferro (Iron)
    Batati=Potata (Potato)
    Cushin=Cuchina (Kitchen)
    Here’s some of many Italian derived words I’m in the Somali language:
    asciugamano=shukuman (Towel)
    •Pasta=Baasto (Pasta
    •Forchetto=Fargetto (Fork)
    •Faro=Fare (To do)
    •Gelato=Jelto (Ice Cream)
    •Farmajo =Farmaggio (Cheese)
    With us (Somaliland) we have our own words 😂

    • @abdifatahhero1020
      @abdifatahhero1020 2 роки тому +1

      Talaagad =ثلاجه
      Sharabaado =شرباطه
      Xab xab =حبحب
      Sharaab = شراب
      Madbakh= مطبخ
      Intaas iyo inkabadanba waa ereyo carabi ah aawey your own words aad sheegayso🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @misterbk1791
      @misterbk1791 2 роки тому +1

      But Basto isn’t somali it’s the Italian with a somali accent simple these aren’t somali words simple as

    • @misterbk1791
      @misterbk1791 2 роки тому

      @@abdifatahhero1020 that isn’t Arabic bro it’s shared words from the same family group …. Arabic is 3000 years old but somali is 7000 years old it’s clear they will have shared words because Arabic would have adopted many wkrfs

    • @hibye-pg4rr
      @hibye-pg4rr 2 роки тому +2

      @@misterbk1791 nope it's arabic bro, somali may be older but theres clear arabic influence,more so in the northern dialect

  • @maryammbashir9924
    @maryammbashir9924 7 років тому +308

    omg I was dead laughing walahi. 😂. Somaliland is so funny i wanna learn that language walahi 😂😂

    • @amalrosa3017
      @amalrosa3017 7 років тому +68

      Dialect*

    • @saidsalah9389
      @saidsalah9389 7 років тому +2

      gabiley Boss You right

    • @mohbulshaawi597
      @mohbulshaawi597 7 років тому +2

      Maryan bashir say dialect nt language

    • @DeeqGessod
      @DeeqGessod 7 років тому +3

      Maryan bashir damn assss it's not a language it's dialog

    • @FaraskaCad
      @FaraskaCad 7 років тому +4

      waar dee inanta bara
      anaa free kugu baraayee meeshe laga heli karaa

  • @laylaali7001
    @laylaali7001 7 років тому +121

    The Somali land dialect is very Arabized (coming from a person who's fluent in Arabic)

    • @fariida6236
      @fariida6236 7 років тому +11

      lol italianized are you kidding me ok where is your proof for that

    • @TheLIKKLE12
      @TheLIKKLE12 7 років тому +5

      gabadha ugu dagan gabdhaha goonaaa means skirt in Italian and they say it something else. Farmajo cheese in Italian goomaa rubber in Italian

    • @fariida6236
      @fariida6236 7 років тому +11

      Sagal Jama lol Abaayo am not denying anything two or three words doesn't mean we have been italianazedd and we are not here to compare between the accents because there is no pure somali

    • @fariida6236
      @fariida6236 7 років тому +3

      lol haye xbbti ramadan mubarak

    • @nejmam8663
      @nejmam8663 7 років тому +17

      Sagal Jama Lmao girl " I would rather live in Arab country than Italy" as you being black Arabs don't see you nothing but a *Slave.*

  • @moehussein2460
    @moehussein2460 7 років тому +103

    I can't believe the reer waqooyi dude thinks qaado is Italian! then goes on to claim malqacad is somali. Qaado is literally to pick something up! if that's not somali then what is???

    • @abdirisaaqalto4741
      @abdirisaaqalto4741 6 років тому +4

      LeBron James italian its italian bruh 😂😂

    • @Hobyosultana
      @Hobyosultana 6 років тому +6

      The term malqacad came from the Arabic language.

    • @idilibrahim5044
      @idilibrahim5044 5 років тому +1

      Moe Hussein spoon in Italien is cucchiaio.

    • @idilibrahim5044
      @idilibrahim5044 5 років тому +1

      abdirisaaq alto qaado is Somali dude

    • @missyaz4959
      @missyaz4959 5 років тому

      @@abdirisaaqalto4741 its not Italian 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @maxxam7097
    @maxxam7097 5 років тому +97

    I’m a lander... we must work together... this disrespecting each other is satanic.

    • @user-pn9zf2lj4c
      @user-pn9zf2lj4c 5 років тому +8

      Max Xam exactly

    • @OnePiece-os3pe
      @OnePiece-os3pe 5 років тому +3

      That’s some wise words from a person whose clan i take it you are from isaac clan are obsessed with seceding from the rest of their brethrens country .

    • @Mo-hc9lc
      @Mo-hc9lc 4 роки тому +4

      @@OnePiece-os3pe lol if a group of people wants to recede they can expecialy if they aint enjoying the shitty 3rd world life

    • @CrumpitssGeneral
      @CrumpitssGeneral 4 роки тому +3

      It's just jokes man chill out

    • @Mo-hc9lc
      @Mo-hc9lc 4 роки тому +4

      @Tawrad Aden landers arntpart of the problem we want to be separate from you crazy guys down there. Not landers fault if you guys weren't coocoo

  • @JackChit-pv3dj
    @JackChit-pv3dj 3 місяці тому +1

    “Assalamu alayku…”
    “he’s new to the country as you could see” 😂

  • @Workhard127
    @Workhard127 5 років тому +24

    This video never gets old 😩😂😂😂😂

  • @ayanosman9373
    @ayanosman9373 7 років тому +14

    The broom we call it "Maafiq " waaryahe😂😁

    • @hiboishereabdi9393
      @hiboishereabdi9393 6 років тому

      Ayan Osman maafiq is actually the short one a broom is iskobee

  • @gdaebb9179
    @gdaebb9179 5 років тому +27

    Some words are unique to some regions but they are still Somali.

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 роки тому

      Ikr like ppl should just accept that

  • @mohamuddahir2688
    @mohamuddahir2688 5 років тому +190

    How do you say socks?
    Somalia=sigsaan.
    Somliland=imisa six baa is raacisay.
    😂😂😂lol

  • @user-qq3fn3lp8u
    @user-qq3fn3lp8u 4 роки тому +12

    I'm somalian but I was in somaliland for 4 years so i speak the same as the one in the right

  • @kareemhd1749
    @kareemhd1749 7 років тому +98

    Why do northern people talk angrily all the time??? seems like they wanna slap you or smth. RELAX MAN!

    • @fatimacole18
      @fatimacole18 5 років тому +6

      Thats how they speak but I like the konfuur ppl they speak softly and romantically then the landers 😭

    • @zahramohamed9865
      @zahramohamed9865 5 років тому

      KareemHD maila aragte

    • @64yearsago59
      @64yearsago59 5 років тому +3

      @@fatimacole18 they are lires with soft mouth. Alla khaayinsanaa hhhhhhhhh

    • @fatimacole18
      @fatimacole18 5 років тому

      @@64yearsago59 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoodaaleproduction5256
      @hoodaaleproduction5256 5 років тому +1

      @@64yearsago59 Walaahay Waa Rafanayaa kkkk
      Beentaa maaha

  • @na.k4876
    @na.k4876 7 років тому +9

    Alla my looord the somaliland guy was not allowing anything the other guy had to say. Straight up savageee 😂😂😂
    Xab-xab he says WOWWWW 😭😭

  • @missdior6479
    @missdior6479 7 років тому +54

    The lander guy hella funny do part 2 please

  • @progressivelibertarianview8832
    @progressivelibertarianview8832 3 роки тому +2

    3:05 "You're not doing a good job at portraying the thing cuz!😡😡😡" Lmao

  • @nasraelmi6970
    @nasraelmi6970 6 років тому +14

    This kind of titles really make us seem to be too far apart while we are basically one.
    At first I thought they are comparing two different languages 🤔 only to realize that they are comparing two of the dialects of Somali language.

  • @kaltumhassan9283
    @kaltumhassan9283 7 років тому +30

    😂😂😂 The reer waqooyi guy tho!!! Nearly died when he said "yaad qoorta ka jaraysaa?" Lool hella funny dude! Proper mad he couldn't remember mafiiq tho 😂

    • @mrhassanali3297
      @mrhassanali3297 7 років тому

      Kaltum Hassan Are you reer waqooyi?

    • @kaltumhassan9283
      @kaltumhassan9283 7 років тому

      Hassan Ali My accent is not as thick as him but yes, I am. You?

    • @mrhassanali3297
      @mrhassanali3297 7 років тому +1

      Kaltum Hassan Mashallah beautiful.

    • @mrhassanali3297
      @mrhassanali3297 7 років тому +1

      Kaltum Hassan I was born and raised in Canada

    • @kaltumhassan9283
      @kaltumhassan9283 7 років тому +1

      Hassan Ali oh kool! Nice to meet you!

  • @FB-nt3bn
    @FB-nt3bn 7 років тому +32

    The guy on the right is jokes put him more on ur videos

  • @Donnapp95
    @Donnapp95 7 років тому +18

    Oh my dayssss I need more of this, lander guy is hilarious I'm gone 😭

  • @MustafaAydid
    @MustafaAydid 6 років тому +10

    There is something so lit about the lander accent 😍😍

  • @queenofsomalia8561
    @queenofsomalia8561 6 років тому +21

    the reer waqooyi dude is hilarious walahi 😂😂😂

  • @yasminxo8092
    @yasminxo8092 7 років тому +10

    You 💯💯💯 need to do a part 2 ! The funniest vid I have watched in a while !!😂😂

  • @ayanelmi8527
    @ayanelmi8527 7 років тому +6

    LOOOOOOOL I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Mo just waffling about hab hab 😂 what's the meaning of that ??? Na this video is pure banta 😂😂😭😭

  • @tahiyasheikh5973
    @tahiyasheikh5973 7 років тому +9

    First PrinceSalad video actually worth watching 😭😂

  • @aliyusuf6552
    @aliyusuf6552 5 років тому +34

    I'm also from somaliland abtiyo
    ninkas wallahi wu iga qosliyey

  • @Farah_quddubi
    @Farah_quddubi 6 років тому +6

    You guys should have brought on someone with a Somali Galbeed(western/Ethiopia) accent. That’s the funniest tbh, “Aga” is their catch-all word whenever they’re stunned, surprised or angry Loool.

  • @jamz4028
    @jamz4028 7 років тому +150

    Somaliland gang gang. He did us proud man

  • @habasharabiansara3540
    @habasharabiansara3540 7 років тому +76

    Woah! I'm half yemeni and recognised some Arabic words from the Somalinad

    • @thestealth2448
      @thestealth2448 7 років тому +14

      SARA xx yeah most of the words that BOTH were using are loanwords. The somaliland one uses Arabic loanwords and the southern one uses Italian loanwords. Mind you that Arabic only makes up 20% of the somali language. All languages use loanwords.

    • @thearchitect3497
      @thearchitect3497 6 років тому +1

      U look full African stfu lol

    • @hamadayel3ab
      @hamadayel3ab 6 років тому

      HabashArabian Sara Me too. Where bouts in Yemen u from ?

    • @hibakmohamed1606
      @hibakmohamed1606 6 років тому +1

      HabashArabian Sara yeaah i watched a language challenge somali vs arabic(yemen) and the somali man recognised the arabic words and so did the arabic man😂so its sorta similar

    • @rahima7624
      @rahima7624 5 років тому

      HabashArabian Sara you’re African stop begging it

  • @skinnymanvsfood4552
    @skinnymanvsfood4552 7 років тому +25

    The lander donny 82 beltings😂😂😂😂, I got love for my landers❤

  • @quruxleydadaadmadheedh3653
    @quruxleydadaadmadheedh3653 4 роки тому +74

    This guy somaliland walahi he is so funny i like him kkkkkk somaliland asalata ahayd weeyan walahi💚⚪❤

  • @hh.9170
    @hh.9170 4 роки тому +5

    What I learnt from this is lander Somali is aggressive and us southern somalis are soft 😭😭

    • @dreamdoll8700
      @dreamdoll8700 3 роки тому +1

      I’m both but if I’m angry or irritated I’m talk reer waqooyi 😂

  • @shabcaanandullahi5610
    @shabcaanandullahi5610 7 років тому +9

    That must be the quickest 9min video I wish it was longer.

  • @saynabsicid8053
    @saynabsicid8053 7 років тому +66

    Wiilka somaliland baan ku hystaa wlhi😂😂viva somalilan❤️❤️❤️❣️❣️

    • @mustafamuse2118
      @mustafamuse2118 7 років тому +1

      saynab kkkkkk ku qabso yuusan ku dhaafin wiilka ku haysato

  • @HM-lw2my
    @HM-lw2my 7 років тому +8

    Im a Egyptian omani somalian and im from taleex but i understood/ used more of the landers somali 😂 such as nigis and stuff

  • @anabyasin5289
    @anabyasin5289 5 років тому +14

    Somali but the lander dude is freakin hilarious 😂😂 why he getting triggered all the time doee?

    • @mericanbadass5299
      @mericanbadass5299 3 роки тому

      Cause we’re the protectors of the Somali language 😂

    • @Da12747
      @Da12747 3 роки тому

      @@mericanbadass5299 lowe it u guys basically speak arabic and english lmao

    • @mericanbadass5299
      @mericanbadass5299 3 роки тому +2

      @@Da12747 maybe 10 words in total is foreign to us. same couple words every video. The north is known for literature and poetry which is 💯 authentic Somali

    • @Da12747
      @Da12747 3 роки тому

      @@mericanbadass5299 bro I'm from the north. Puntland to be accurate I share some words with u guys but habhab is literally Arabic how u guys say shorts and boxer is basically English with an accent but yh u Somaliland do have a lot of poets but so does basically every Somali land (from jabuuti to hargesia to xamar to kismayo to garrisa

    • @Da12747
      @Da12747 3 роки тому

      @@mericanbadass5299 like we both say fork like the Italians idk why u guys say it like that thou since the Italian didn't come to guys

  • @GlowwithNafisa
    @GlowwithNafisa 6 років тому +8

    I want see the lander again in ur video. 😲 that was so fun 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moa1112
    @moa1112 7 років тому +55

    Loool he's talking about qaando being Italian, these times malaqa is the Arabic word for spoon

    • @indomie7
      @indomie7 7 років тому +5

      Exactly, all I got from the video is that both north and south, have borrowed words from others.

    • @at-a2771
      @at-a2771 6 років тому +1

      And ” Fargeta ” Fork we Say it ” Fareketa ” in Tgrinja , Eritrea 2 . I guess we both borrow it from Italiens. How do u somali/an Say ”tomato” , ” bike ”, ”car” and buss

    • @somaliunityreacts6452
      @somaliunityreacts6452 6 років тому

      Hmmm Hmmm tomato is Xabuubyo, car is gaadhi and the other 2 are pretty much the same as English.

    • @Khaatumo411
      @Khaatumo411 6 років тому +2

      AJ Reacts tomato is yaanyo

    • @dhegadheer2600
      @dhegadheer2600 6 років тому

      AJ Reacts thats for the north

  • @Maxhunna
    @Maxhunna 7 років тому +16

    The lander is my couz😂😂

    • @asmaadam3382
      @asmaadam3382 2 роки тому

      Igu darso cousin kaa 😭😭😂 do u have his @?

  • @user-pn9zf2lj4c
    @user-pn9zf2lj4c 7 років тому +40

    I'm reading the comments and I'm honestly disappointed
    Instead of embracing and accepting each other we are creating division

    • @omar-rachidyonis7172
      @omar-rachidyonis7172 4 роки тому +5

      We are already divided

    • @j881
      @j881 4 роки тому

      Lmao what did you expect the video was based on our division😂😂it literally says Somalia vs Somaliland?? Keep up

    • @user-pn9zf2lj4c
      @user-pn9zf2lj4c 4 роки тому +3

      J it’s not based on division it’s based on the differences between dialect.

  • @abdullahiweirah5427
    @abdullahiweirah5427 5 років тому +2

    I was laughing so hard when he said ur cunsuri and the other guy said ha I habarin, and said do what cunsuri is and said no!! That was hilarious really

  • @Whimswirl
    @Whimswirl 5 років тому +12

    We need a PART 2 LMAO

  • @sadyasiman9414
    @sadyasiman9414 7 років тому +44

    Omg did the lander guy just say that his dialect is true Somali dialect
    When Most words he said where Arabic 😂😂😂😂

    • @Donnapp95
      @Donnapp95 7 років тому +8

      and most of the other guys words were italian init? there's no "true" somali dialect lmao

    • @ibraibra236
      @ibraibra236 5 років тому +4

      @@Donnapp95 they weren't "Italian" fucking idiot

    • @mactavishgaming8394
      @mactavishgaming8394 5 років тому +1

      ibra ibra Most words that they mentioned in the video sounded like Italian words

    • @ibraibra236
      @ibraibra236 5 років тому +1

      @@mactavishgaming8394 mention a couple of them then

    • @abdiessa8383
      @abdiessa8383 5 років тому +5

      ibra ibra
      Challenge accepted.
      Ferro=Ferro (Iron)
      Cushin=Cuchina
      Potati=Potato
      I’ll give you my own examples
      •asciugamano=shukuman (Towel)
      •Pasta=Baasto (Pasta
      •Forchetto=Fargetto (Fork)
      •Faro=Fare (To do)
      •Gelato=Jelto (Ice Cream)
      •Farmajo =Farmaggio (Cheese)

  • @zaynaby9445
    @zaynaby9445 7 років тому +9

    Do part 2,3 as long as its this funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @abdi9211
    @abdi9211 7 років тому +7

    😂😂😂 This video made me subscribe. Walahi I couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely hilarious

  • @Abdirizakmx
    @Abdirizakmx 5 років тому +10

    The Somali boy Hundred percent is correct 😅😅

  • @myspedo
    @myspedo 4 роки тому +6

    Respect guys, this is video killed me and I watched it twice, the second time was just to piss of my neighbors who are really annoying by making too much noise and while I was laughing to the first one, they started banging on the wall and my ceiling, so 🙏 thank you as this helped clear my lungs😂😭😂😂🙏

  • @Thekidd962
    @Thekidd962 7 років тому +5

    this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while get these guys back and do a part 2!!

  • @amalyusuf8074
    @amalyusuf8074 7 років тому +4

    Nahh wallahi he violated the guy in the Jacket 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @qoriiismaris7462
    @qoriiismaris7462 7 років тому +23

    The Northern accent is the formal & correct Somali that's why you see all Somali news cables speak with a northern accent .

    • @Khaatumo411
      @Khaatumo411 5 років тому +1

      Adam Abdullahi not really.... Central Somalia is proper Somali (Caabudwaaq and Galkacyo area)

    • @Khaatumo411
      @Khaatumo411 4 роки тому +1

      Ali Ali Alu The standard dialect for text books and broadcasting is Mudug dialect as adopted by the Siyaad Barre and Shire Jaamac Axmed Juge, so stop making up stuff! When one says Northern dialect, the term refers to every Somali except those that speak May May and minority languages. The Northern dialect has subgroups including Djibouti, Somali Galbeed, Waqooyi, Central Somalia. Invest sometime in reading the works done by key Somali linguists.

  • @queen_by2317
    @queen_by2317 6 років тому +140

    Somaliland💕❣

  • @johnnyjoestar7143
    @johnnyjoestar7143 5 років тому +6

    Damn, now I know why my lander friend was confused at my dialect lol

  • @a.m.9096
    @a.m.9096 7 років тому +54

    Broom is Mafiiq in the Lander (Waqooyis) dialect

  • @fathmaaibrahimm2900
    @fathmaaibrahimm2900 7 років тому +4

    I'm in tears wallahi 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 plzzz make a part 2 😭😂😂😂

  • @Samxluve
    @Samxluve 7 років тому +8

    When the Somalilander finds out that half of his words are arabic XD

    • @naturesmith8555
      @naturesmith8555 3 роки тому +3

      And most of your words are Italian 🤣

    • @tjmirez7556
      @tjmirez7556 3 роки тому

      @@naturesmith8555 dead comeback

  • @manialania6395
    @manialania6395 5 років тому +38

    Love for landers and he’s jokes😂😂😂😂

  • @Aisha-tq7jd
    @Aisha-tq7jd 5 років тому +3

    Omdddd this video was tooooo fuuunnnnny 😂😂😂 you should do more videos with the Somaliland guy

  • @humbletruth69
    @humbletruth69 7 років тому +99

    Somaliland guy won hands down ! But good video guys .

    • @ikramchelsea8534
      @ikramchelsea8534 7 років тому +6

      TheHumbleTruth how did he win when most of the words were arabic

    • @gjkdfh442
      @gjkdfh442 7 років тому +13

      most of your words are Italian THE FUCKK

    • @zackhussein8933
      @zackhussein8933 7 років тому +3

      Koonfur speak mixed, some speak good dialect some speak portguese mixed with italian/somali. Waqooyi only speak straight Somali with one or two arabic phrases

    • @amaanreer5311
      @amaanreer5311 7 років тому +6

      malamacbre nope, waqooyi has a lot of arabic compared to koonfur, also koofur has NO Portuguese only some italian loan words. you guys have more arabic words, than we have italian.

    • @zackhussein8933
      @zackhussein8933 7 років тому +2

      So somali Barwani, they don't speak portuguese? + why is it some Koofur you can not be understood? I've seen somali famous comedian from xamar, with the most broken mixed Somali dialect. Again not saying all koofur, i got friends from Xamar and we always laugh at eachothers dialect. Anyway ramadan Kareem guys

  • @aiahahassan5014
    @aiahahassan5014 7 років тому +196

    Somaliland all the way
    lololol

    • @Naima.97
      @Naima.97 7 років тому +3

      Aiaha Hassan ayyy landers ✌

    • @salmak3966
      @salmak3966 7 років тому

      __nabdi _ yasss

  • @amina8620
    @amina8620 6 років тому +3

    I’m in tears😩😭 the lander got me dead💀

  • @adama4492
    @adama4492 3 роки тому +5

    🇸🇴 vs ❤️🤍💚 pattern up, you man haven’t even got a flag😭😭😭🥴

  • @axmedxaashi5429
    @axmedxaashi5429 5 років тому +15

    6:51 imisa Lixbaad is raacinaysaa kulaha😂😂✌

  • @fadiiquxxn1633
    @fadiiquxxn1633 6 років тому +5

    l was laughing until I fallout of battery 😂😂 lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deeqaabdalla2763
    @deeqaabdalla2763 7 років тому +69

    Somaliland all the way 💚⚪️🖤❤️

  • @nemaabdi2240
    @nemaabdi2240 4 роки тому +42

    so funny wallhi somaliland 💚💭❤😂😂

  • @xuskad98
    @xuskad98 5 років тому +6

    Bro they actually had me in tears 😭

  • @yasmeenjama6799
    @yasmeenjama6799 7 років тому +70

    Somiliand❤️

  • @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884
    @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884 7 років тому +5

    KOONFUR vs WAQOOYI
    1-qaado=mal-qacad
    2-farageeto=farageeto
    2-jiko=jiko
    3-musqul=suuli
    4-feero=kaawiyad
    5-guri hagaaji=same guriga hagaaji
    6-nalka dami=laydhka dami
    7-canjrro=laxoox
    8-finjeer=tallaagad
    9-xaaqin=is-goobe/mafiiq
    10-tinta shanle=timaha feedho
    11-kastuumo=qasku ku libidh
    13-sigisaan=sharabaaddo
    14-bataato=baradho
    15qaro=xabxab

    • @fursohussein2421
      @fursohussein2421 7 років тому

      ina nabi Aadan burco somaliland sii wanagsan ba u qortay erayada ilaa hada konfuur baa ayya wadada eryaada waqooyiga carab ba u badan kofurta afar eray ayaa afqalad ah

    • @fursohussein2421
      @fursohussein2421 7 років тому

      Haa walaal erayada ayaa reer waqoyiga ayaa arab u badan sas ka wada

    • @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884
      @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884 7 років тому

      furso hussein waxaad wadaa sheekadii ahayd annagaa wadanna ilaa hadda xataal aan balooniga AMA kubadda Koonfurbaa wadata hh,hhhhh!hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lkn indr lays kuma raacin hadalkaa! nagana soo hubi

    • @fursohussein2421
      @fursohussein2421 7 років тому

      kkk anigu labadaba ma ihii mudug ba agaha marka erayda so qortay aya argay marka in koonfur wali wadado ban argay afka waqootiga arabi u baday

    • @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884
      @inanabiaadanburcosomalilan4884 7 років тому

      haddaa waxaad leedahay xatal aan rerkii aan jaarka ahyn ayaa wata! hhhh

  • @rakiyaabdi9111
    @rakiyaabdi9111 7 років тому +4

    there was some side eyes going on wallahi and you can feel the heat between them

  • @mizzmushtaq555
    @mizzmushtaq555 7 років тому +6

    Your best video hands down !

  • @learnsomaliwithsiham1359
    @learnsomaliwithsiham1359 6 років тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my Somali is like the Somali guy the way he says 😂😂😂 but this was so funny

  • @zackmessi4239
    @zackmessi4239 6 років тому

    Bruh ever sec of this video got me dead, when the left guy roasts the right guy is funny asff😂😂😂YOU GOT A SUBscriber 🔥🔥