*discards* you now owe me five dollars (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney 8 місяців тому +21

    "We've got to inshallah michaelwave oven" is one of the craziest things I've ever heard

  • @v3nevergod
    @v3nevergod 10 місяців тому +744

    To the creator: Please please please please make a mobile version of this, I'll gladly pay full price twice

    • @Apokaladle
      @Apokaladle 10 місяців тому +145

      I asked a while ago and they confirmed they're planning to release on mobile at some point but they're focusing on the PC/console release first. Definitely buying it twice here myself!

    • @EsotericCat
      @EsotericCat 10 місяців тому +6

      would go crazy mode

    • @MrFlappo
      @MrFlappo 10 місяців тому +12

      If you have steam remote play setup it works really well playing on mobile

    • @TheGooGaming
      @TheGooGaming 10 місяців тому +29

      For real this is boomer crack they should not miss this opportunity

    • @listentoAdamTaylor
      @listentoAdamTaylor 10 місяців тому

      I’d pay a hefty premium for sure

  • @tootall1999
    @tootall1999 10 місяців тому +147

    NL Demo 1: You can’t loop around in a straight dumbass chat
    NL in 2024: Q K 2 3 4 is that not a straight ???

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 10 місяців тому +16

      probs thought shortcut changed that

    • @Dyingwood.
      @Dyingwood. 10 місяців тому +5

      any pedantic backseaters in the chat?
      fat -2

  • @isingra
    @isingra 10 місяців тому +160

    Ironic, NL once roasted someone for thinking he could make a straight go around the bend, now it is he who thought he could make it go around the bend

    • @william14able
      @william14able 10 місяців тому +7

      I too was there to witness this.

    • @ladamedesaraignees1764
      @ladamedesaraignees1764 10 місяців тому +6

      Called a "wrap-around"

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 9 місяців тому +5

      Balatro makes jokers of us all

  • @GrevMarkussen
    @GrevMarkussen 10 місяців тому +12

    First “It’s called two pairs” and then “Every boss steals your money”. Chat was on a roll.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 10 місяців тому +106

    That title sums up modern MTG tournaments pretty well.

    • @PenumbralFigure
      @PenumbralFigure 10 місяців тому +2

      SO true dude (idk i haven't played since the first Zendikar)

    • @Dyingwood.
      @Dyingwood. 10 місяців тому

      @@PenumbralFigure-2

  • @Linkfanoftheyear
    @Linkfanoftheyear 10 місяців тому +141

    38:32 "Remember the 22 times that people have been excited by a game but then that gradually got sapped by pedantic backseating"
    I miss chess :(

    • @BaneOfXistence4
      @BaneOfXistence4 10 місяців тому +24

      I still miss Loop Hero.

    • @DukeChameleon
      @DukeChameleon 10 місяців тому +16

      God I miss domek eeper

    • @wickedwickedwicked42
      @wickedwickedwicked42 10 місяців тому +11

      Wildfrost 😔

    • @dixego
      @dixego 10 місяців тому +6

      Slasher's Keep :[

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 9 місяців тому +3

      The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth :(

  • @BerlinTrainStation1
    @BerlinTrainStation1 10 місяців тому +11

    I loved the casual straight with adjacent face down cards. Like wth man, save some luck for the rest of us.

  • @GothicLordUK
    @GothicLordUK 10 місяців тому +66

    Game's come a long way from it's start back in the summer playtest and it's only gotten better and better!

    • @Erossssssss
      @Erossssssss 10 місяців тому +8

      GothicLord spotted

    • @jeromeevans8501
      @jeromeevans8501 10 місяців тому +8

      The heck? I leave the card man's place and next thing you know i run into him over here in costco 'egg'secutive member's video. Consider me pegged.

    • @starbizarre2750
      @starbizarre2750 10 місяців тому +2

      Yo it’s the anaglyph king himself

  • @Senorgato029
    @Senorgato029 10 місяців тому +14

    The thing that balatro does is have complexity to its gameplay without a high mental load, take slay the spire as a comparison, there a so many questions you need to be constantly asking yourself and overlooking or incorrectly answering one can lose the run, balatro asks one question, how do you take what your being offered and make it win, answering that is easier said than done however

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 10 місяців тому +5

      Isn't "how do you take what you're being offered and make it win" the essences of every deck builder ever?
      I think the difference is in scope of mechanics. In StS cards can affect each other, which adds massive complexity. Here, cards just add points when played

    • @ilovehumongoushonkers
      @ilovehumongoushonkers 10 місяців тому

      you could argue that enhanced cards do interact with each other though not as directly​@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

    • @Senorgato029
      @Senorgato029 10 місяців тому +4

      You are right, let me rephrase, the only question being asked in balatro is how do I make number bigger, sts is a constant evaluation of you’re strength while juggling the balance act of number of cards, offense, and defense, so yes you’re right that “how do I take what’s being offered and win” is the essence of honestly any rouge that was poor word choice on my part, the simplicity of just make number bigger was what I was trying to get at

  • @Rerim47
    @Rerim47 10 місяців тому +25

    Im addicted to this game dawg i cannot wait for the full release

  • @Sterlonian
    @Sterlonian 10 місяців тому +15

    I was called a "Jumbo Buffoon Pack" today.
    I'm crying, screaming, wetting my pants. It's true. I am a Jumbo Buffoon Pack.

  • @7yditchfits
    @7yditchfits 10 місяців тому +6

    0:28 You did it! You broke Northernlion down to his bare essentials!

  • @Fluffley
    @Fluffley 10 місяців тому +120

    I’ve been playing this demo, quite a bit, and I really agree with you about it being simple and avoids decision paralysis. One thing I fear, though with the demo, is there’s only 20 of 100 something jokers so when the actual game comes out there might be way more complex jokers, not that that’s a bad thing. I’m kind of looking forward to it, but it might create some decision paralysis.

    • @doodle375
      @doodle375 10 місяців тому +21

      Yeah, the consistency is going to be stripped, but it will probably make it way more fun, especially cause it will make you play as you go, rather than trying to make a specific setup.

    • @heykak
      @heykak 10 місяців тому +5

      i think that limiting jokers to 5(+) reduces the sheer possible complexity

    • @lagspike7763
      @lagspike7763 10 місяців тому +8

      I mean that’s kind of what just happens to keep a player base happy. When Slay the spire dropped we had the ironclad and silent which are both very simple characters and then I stopped playing it a year after release and now it’s all watcher meta and my brain caves in every time I try to do a run but all my friends who never stopped playing love all the cool stuff.
      Complexity can be intimidating but it’s what keeps the active player base coming back

    • @woutermissler5371
      @woutermissler5371 10 місяців тому +5

      @@doodle375 exactly this! These demos seem to have a handful of actually decent builds that you can just repeat over and over again, which actually can make the game less fun to play. I'm oddly really looking forward to having more choice and being forced to make builds work that I would have never tried before

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 10 місяців тому

      “Decision paralysis” is exactly why I enjoy these games. Having to dedicate genuine brainpower on decisions (rather than just clicking whatever sounds good) makes the eureka moment all the better. But yeah it definitely does ruin the game for people don’t want to min-max pixels on a screen unfortunately.

  • @DukeChameleon
    @DukeChameleon 10 місяців тому +8

    38:25 my man just burned this chatter and there's nothing but ashes left

  • @dumsparce
    @dumsparce 10 місяців тому +12

    pretty sure the best place for your facecam is directly above the deck in the bottom right. nothing ever occurs on screen above the deck

  • @Tetragrom89
    @Tetragrom89 10 місяців тому +8

    31:50 POV: watching a small child trying to count

  • @graeties
    @graeties 10 місяців тому +8

    15:07 Egg saw it in a dream

    • @PhoenixHeart789
      @PhoenixHeart789 10 місяців тому +2

      The mind shattering “HOW?” That broke me there is what keeps me coming back to NL, peak moments

  • @qrtrx4
    @qrtrx4 10 місяців тому +1

    23:49 "Could you imagine, like, the Joker having a wife?"
    yeah. Beau Is Afraid

  • @56-ish
    @56-ish 10 місяців тому +6

    Cannot wait for full release, cannot stop playing this god damn game

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 9 місяців тому +2

    NL still thinks that aces are face cards. It's been like this since the first demo.

  • @DyoGilbert
    @DyoGilbert 2 місяці тому

    His impression of the joker having a wife is just the Joker’s storyline in the past couple seasons of Harley Quinn lmaoooo

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 10 місяців тому

    At 30:33
    So does the shortcut joker also work well with the even joker/odd jokers? Looking at the tooltip, there were two numbers missing, so it looks like you could do a "straight" of 2,4,6,8,10 or 1,3,5,7,9.

  • @xXChaoticRavenXx
    @xXChaoticRavenXx 10 місяців тому +10

    Northernbeast smile isn’t real. It can’t hurt you
    Northernbeast smile: 😃

  • @DjViceroy
    @DjViceroy 10 місяців тому +5

    The music slaps hard too.

  • @BrianM_3rd
    @BrianM_3rd 10 місяців тому +3

    i'm off sick from work, and the nauseating woozy synths of the background music are exactly how i feel every time i try to stand up.

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant 10 місяців тому +1

      I have an ungodly fever high five brother 🤮

  • @michaelbrown4735
    @michaelbrown4735 10 місяців тому +2

    Balatro has brought out my inner gambling addiction

  • @monstermiku7473
    @monstermiku7473 10 місяців тому +12

    good work keep it up egg

  • @shreycod4
    @shreycod4 10 місяців тому +2

    Literally just got done watching yesterday's balatro and I'm so early to this one it's still blurry. Let's go

  • @Vario69
    @Vario69 5 місяців тому

    29:04 look at Vagabond rerolled into another Vagabond WTF are the odds of that!!???!!!!

  • @theelectricant98
    @theelectricant98 10 місяців тому +1

    Shots fired at Astrea 1:45

  • @kylesecord9960
    @kylesecord9960 10 місяців тому

    Ironically on the Basketball talk the OKC Thunders GM is iconic at this point because at a point he had it so the Thunder would have like 15 1st round picks from other teams over the course of a 6 year span so hes probably the one gm who wouldnt do a 1 for 1 player trade ever dude milks every last drop from other teams. Hes also very beloved by the fan base from what I have heard.

  • @Sodmaster111
    @Sodmaster111 10 місяців тому

    The thing that put me over the top about this game is when i used a strength card a bunch of times to get 5 jacks in my hand and it let me play a 5 of a kind. And the next planet card i got (called planet x) upgraded my 5 of a kind. It blew me away

  • @TaylorN1374
    @TaylorN1374 10 місяців тому

    love seeing all the balatro content from you

  • @peterdafox
    @peterdafox 10 місяців тому +2

    You do be owing me 3 dollars

  • @afriendofafriend5766
    @afriendofafriend5766 10 місяців тому

    Balatro is my 2024 game of the year. We don't even need the rest of the year to know.

  • @Diffeqq
    @Diffeqq 10 місяців тому +14

    Me when NL finally discovers that you get $1 per hand saved but only applies it on a run where he could be making way more than $1 by playing non-face cards to farm the face card money

    • @Diffeqq
      @Diffeqq 10 місяців тому +5

      Oh he figured it out eventually

  • @viraldownfall
    @viraldownfall 10 місяців тому

    Delightful watching NL straightmax on this run

  • @GreenTea_98
    @GreenTea_98 10 місяців тому +2

    ceo of yapping

  • @RoninOneZero
    @RoninOneZero 10 місяців тому

    The bantz in these videos is reaching isaac peaks

  • @WhiffenC
    @WhiffenC 10 місяців тому

    I knew that first discard on the final play would bite him.

  • @ilovehumongoushonkers
    @ilovehumongoushonkers 10 місяців тому

    that blind straight was insane

  • @jacklorenz4274
    @jacklorenz4274 10 місяців тому

    It’s gone, I’ve discarded it.

  • @beefgoodsir3989
    @beefgoodsir3989 10 місяців тому +1

    once nl figures out the little stuff in this game its over

  • @ericg4626
    @ericg4626 10 місяців тому +1

    Hearing NL talk about basketball and then slander Sam Presti was painful at best.

  • @powerlifting1012
    @powerlifting1012 8 місяців тому

    I didn't know trading card used to be $5. It's still really good at $3. And the Nerfed popcorn

  • @kingjorritiv5554
    @kingjorritiv5554 10 місяців тому +1

    This egg just keeps selling the jokers that give him mult to replace them with multipliers. What are you multiplying brother? 1.5x doesnt do anything if you have 2 mult

  • @dbz-misc2288
    @dbz-misc2288 10 місяців тому +2

    there is a rougelike black jack game demo out right now called "dungeons & degenerate gamblers" its pretty good

    • @SparkleFoxMutt
      @SparkleFoxMutt 10 місяців тому +1

      He played it at some point! Only a couple episodes tho I think, hopefully he'll play it again when it's fully released

  • @bobsaget9170
    @bobsaget9170 10 місяців тому

    "All bosses steal your money"

  • @McStebb
    @McStebb 10 місяців тому +1

    Turn game sound back up I miss hearing all the little doobadoopdoop

  • @Kaybee3104
    @Kaybee3104 10 місяців тому

    I am addicted to this game

  • @bunnyben5607
    @bunnyben5607 10 місяців тому

    Oh man, my name is Andrew and I was playing the video in the background when he called out my name. Took me by surprise.

  • @Thundrfox
    @Thundrfox 3 місяці тому

    “There’s no hand called bi because people back then weren’t based enough!”

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 10 місяців тому

    Selling the Popcorn is all well and good, but xmult is not going to do too much if you don't pair it with +mult...

  • @terinrichardson6061
    @terinrichardson6061 10 місяців тому

    I don’t think he knows the discard button exists

  • @rahulmenon4514
    @rahulmenon4514 10 місяців тому +1

    we need a two pair build

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 10 місяців тому +1

      literally trousers bro

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 10 місяців тому

    I've keep playing and playing and playing, seriously have to admit, this game is very very fucking good. Even sucking at poker i get lots of kicks out of it and all the mechanics it presents.

  • @barb2453
    @barb2453 10 місяців тому

    justice for whalid- the mr beast kebab truck is in LA

  • @BerlinTrainStation1
    @BerlinTrainStation1 10 місяців тому

    I won my third run of this and was promptly destroyed by my own hubris as well! I've got one more discar... And I'm dead.

  • @ChokoboLP
    @ChokoboLP 10 місяців тому

    He could have played a straight at the end 😩

  • @realsushrey
    @realsushrey 10 місяців тому

    19:00 Meanwhile me after watching Parasite: What a waste of my time.

  • @lafiki999
    @lafiki999 10 місяців тому +1

    You owe me threee dollars

  • @levitarr6736
    @levitarr6736 10 місяців тому

    I love balatro

  • @GrilledCheesman
    @GrilledCheesman 10 місяців тому

    Man's a two pair tony

  • @Diamondskelly
    @Diamondskelly 10 місяців тому

    NL validated my problem with razors

  • @darbstre2900
    @darbstre2900 10 місяців тому

    Im edging the algorithm by liking and commenting. After the isaac arc i think its time to do FTL again and maybe the multiverse mod.

  • @jefff8079
    @jefff8079 10 місяців тому

    POGGING

  • @Cooldrew100
    @Cooldrew100 10 місяців тому

    what's the hemomancer lore, what's the joke

  • @Moondog-j7b
    @Moondog-j7b 10 місяців тому +6

    That bisexual joker quip was so good.

  • @jacobadderley2643
    @jacobadderley2643 10 місяців тому +1

    More Baltro for the Baltro god.

  • @nickwhitegames
    @nickwhitegames 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for being a reasonable person NL.
    The amount of people who can't comprehend that it's their own mind making something racist/sexist/inappropriate.
    Like PEOPLE, if YOU read something and YOUR mind immediately find a racist/sexist/inappropriate connotation to it, that's ON YOU. Manage your own issues, don't apply them to someone else.

  • @ZombiesAteMyDuck
    @ZombiesAteMyDuck 10 місяців тому +2

    Saw these videos and loved the look of the game so downloaded the demo. What it’s made me realise is just how bad NL is at this game 😂

  • @lapisadvenger5031
    @lapisadvenger5031 10 місяців тому +1

    There is new sap pack play it

  • @LukeTrovisi
    @LukeTrovisi 10 місяців тому

    SGA To New Orleans confirmed!!NL GOT THE SCRIPT FOR 24-25 LFGGGGG

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 10 місяців тому +2

    So the argument to not picking superposition was that it would score too many points and farm less gold.
    But don't you need less gold if you're scoring too many points? Isn't scoring too many points just called winning?

  • @olo4704
    @olo4704 10 місяців тому

    The only problem is the way ring works in the game. So horrible with wheel of fortune and banana and so on

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 10 місяців тому +1

      you didn't really explain why it was bad

    • @olo4704
      @olo4704 10 місяців тому

      @@Qyubij I did not, it is the rng with either a nothing happens or you get huge buff that feels bad to me. Most of the time you end up with nothing or you end up super strong. Having rng that gives varied results but always results, or that allows you to in some way influence or play around the potential outcomes makes for more engaging rng mechanics. Fx the spectral cards that destroy one card and gives 4 random enhanced. You never have a just "nope" outcome, you can have good and bad outcomes and can make informed decisions on whether it is worth it.
      I am looking for agency from the player in regards to the RNG. Let there be some strategy to the randomness.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 10 місяців тому +1

      @@olo4704 fair explanation, but I don't feel like the two cards you mentioned give that much of a buff, I can see where you're coming from with your explanation though

  • @LJlucky8
    @LJlucky8 10 місяців тому +1

    Two pair is ass in real poker too

  • @tyhatch3771
    @tyhatch3771 10 місяців тому +2

    It hurts me every time he doesn’t beat the first blind with one hand. He’s passing up free money. Just discard until you get a high flush

  • @adamgarrity997
    @adamgarrity997 10 місяців тому

    This isn't for anyone but me. Sam presti is not liked in this household

  • @avvvqvvv99
    @avvvqvvv99 10 місяців тому

    he plays better with the cards face down

  • @PhiIosophyGeek
    @PhiIosophyGeek 10 місяців тому

    Lets goooooo

  • @baysickboyel
    @baysickboyel 10 місяців тому

    Need a bisexual morpheus movie

  • @colt6320
    @colt6320 10 місяців тому

    sponsored?!

  • @bigmanveryimpressiveandtall
    @bigmanveryimpressiveandtall 10 місяців тому +3

    please stop mentioning money for nothing every video some of us are not foaming at the mouth to hegemonize the working class and we hate hearing you talk about it

    • @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974
      @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974 10 місяців тому +7

      if the very mention of money from a streamers mouth sends you into the salt mine maybe you should take a break from watching

  • @Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans
    @Lardex.Destroyer_of_Beans 10 місяців тому

    A handbag?!
    Wubby7

  • @recklez8131
    @recklez8131 10 місяців тому +3

    I played one game of the demo and I was having fun, my very first game I had so many bonuses for Straights and I was doing like 7k/8k per straight.
    Then the last boss made it that I can only do pairs and there was literally no way with my deck, all made for doing big straights, to beat it. Which really sucked and that kinda disheartened me. Why am I punished for playing a certain type of deck? That kinda sucked to me and it was my very first game xD
    I love your videos about it though. Very fun to watch.

    • @jacobdumas7643
      @jacobdumas7643 10 місяців тому +1

      this phenomena is a common trend in deck builders. Some decks counter some enemies/bosses really well and some decks get countered hard by some enemies/bosses. If you’re familiar with Slay the Spire, each Act 3 boss counters a specific deck: Awakened One punishes power-heavy decks, Time Eater punishes draw/cycle, and DonuDeca counters slow scaling/lack of AoE. Some decks are just insane and blow past them regardless, but skilled players build their decks with these potential roadblocks in mind. Even if your deck fails, just restart and try a new one! Its definitely one of my favorite parts of the genre :)

    • @recklez8131
      @recklez8131 10 місяців тому

      @zyfygi1587 Oh maybe that's the case. I might've gotten a pair while i was dumping my gold gaining cards in my first hand and that might've locked me into pairs.

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 9 місяців тому

      @zyfygi1587 The last boss locks in a card at random, so unless it is in your straight it's RIP for you, pairs are way easier because you are usually tossing cards to redraw anyway.
      That said, winning a run on your first try usually sucks the fun out for me so that's a little funny.