I saw a VTuber's Melons (I'm NOT Kidding)

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @Abyssal_chicken
    @Abyssal_chicken 4 дні тому +19

    What to do when break up?
    A, call a friend.
    B, go scroll ur phone.
    C, play league.
    D, go to therapy or smth idk.
    Evan went with league, super effective

  • @ProbsNo1
    @ProbsNo1 5 днів тому +47

    Evan - noun. Definition: The most Gen Z Boomer.

  • @EtronX348
    @EtronX348 4 дні тому +13

    2:58 Nothing Bao does surprises me anymore
    11:06 That is an amazing costume

  • @Tokentheraven
    @Tokentheraven День тому +1

    19:42 I was joker for Halloween this year and so anytime I even see joker on anything I either take a screenshot or screen record and send it to my friends 😂😂😂

  • @ShiranuiLoki
    @ShiranuiLoki 4 дні тому +6

    My Eyes is Left -4.5 and right -7. Yea. I'm kinda blind without my glasses.

  • @AllNostalgicAnimeClips
    @AllNostalgicAnimeClips 4 дні тому +13

    19:00 I see lina and I immediately think "milk"

  • @HypnoticChronic1
    @HypnoticChronic1 4 дні тому +6

    Man that Ginger story made me realize that every ginger I've ever known is super blind, sucks to have that debuff on top of fearing the sun, not having a soul and well.... just being a ginger in general.

  • @bluewizardtx
    @bluewizardtx 5 днів тому +42

    Whats wrong with Bao? I think the more effective question is what isnt wrong with Bao?

    • @LegitHarpyHunter
      @LegitHarpyHunter 4 дні тому +4

      Well, her marketing sense is not wrong.
      I caught the Sunday stream.😅

    • @bluewizardtx
      @bluewizardtx 4 дні тому +4

      @Wearywastrel she has a beautiful singing voice

    • @LegitHarpyHunter
      @LegitHarpyHunter 4 дні тому +2

      ​@@bluewizardtxshe does.
      Honest question, do you want my obsessed opinion or the societally acceptable opinion? 😅

    • @bluewizardtx
      @bluewizardtx 4 дні тому +2

      @Wearywastrel let's go full degen 😁

    • @billbryant1275
      @billbryant1275 4 дні тому +1

      She's one patient no therapist can help

  • @wiggles1521
    @wiggles1521 4 дні тому +3

    As someone who cant see more than 2in infront (any farther & it becomes blurry af) & i also have a stigmatism, yes relate to this so much.

  • @shinigamiking69
    @shinigamiking69 4 дні тому +3

    Bao is so unhinged
    On am unrelated note where is said doorknob located so i can avoid it yeah avoid it thats what im gonna do i dont want to steal the doorknob i promise

  • @Milanin8
    @Milanin8 4 дні тому +4

    8:33 Yep, not doing well on defence there

  • @SevEvoimaru
    @SevEvoimaru 4 дні тому +3

    Y'all, I'm legally blind. OD is 1.5, OS is 2. I can't see details except at 2.5-3 feet away. I used to have glasses, but my previous landlord was a d¡¢k & thought it would've been funny to break them. I was having money issues at the time & still do now. I haven't been able to get replacements.
    Edit: I had a look at my OD/OS docs, & I correct myself on the numbers bc I misremembered them. In the latest data, I presently am at OD -25.5/OS -27. So that's that.

  • @MrSJPowell
    @MrSJPowell 4 дні тому +11

    5:58 All of this. Look learning to play in a key is one thing, but if you're singing the song, sing it in a key that fits your vocal range. Period.

  • @CameronAdams-00
    @CameronAdams-00 4 дні тому +3

    Lmaooooo!!! Onigiri sounded like an owl!!😂😂😂😂 2:10

  • @SevEvoimaru
    @SevEvoimaru 4 дні тому +3

    ParaNorma ain't wrong. I sang "Can You Feel My Heart" but in the same vocal range of the lead singer of trivium. Get this, back in my master's years in Uni I was told I sound like the lead singer, so I ran my favorites & my vocal recordings back, forth & in sync. By god, I was surprised. I tried to sing differently & it was cringe. I was asked to sing the ol' gigachad Bring Me The Horizon jingle. Everyone got stunlocked, & I even got 2 coeds' numbers asking if I wanted to roommate.
    Being genuine & sticking to your range can get you places.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 4 дні тому +2

    Loosing NNN to a doorknob.
    WHY does that remind me of a similar doorknob situation from Prison School?

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 4 дні тому

      The complete degenerate anime? 🤔 😅 That anime made me nervous to watch.

  • @grumpyursus9346
    @grumpyursus9346 4 дні тому +2

    Chacha bearing me with a pan would be worth it
    WHY SO SKIBIDI
    I hate that my phone knew to autocorrect TO skibidi!

  • @KingOfDoma
    @KingOfDoma 4 дні тому +7

    Evan. Bud. "Let's play League" and your friends immediately know something is wrong? Think about that for JUUUUUUUUST a sec :P

  • @iharleyi
    @iharleyi 3 дні тому

    3:34 my brother in christ WE DON'T EVEN KNOW 😂😂

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 4 дні тому +3

    I have never realize how being born in America is taken being an American citizen for granted because I didn't even know how many representatives there were if I would have been a foreigner trying to become an American citizen I would have failed that test kind of makes you wonder who are the real American citizens the people that are born here or the people that passed the test to become a citizen💯😅😅😅😅 6:52

  • @ItsSlusher
    @ItsSlusher 4 дні тому +1

    15:40 Blink twice if Riot Games has your loved ones as a hostage

  • @zwanlo5101
    @zwanlo5101 4 дні тому +2

    the question should be what is not wrong with bao...

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 17 годин тому

    My brother had a Metal Shoehorn flinged into his face from across the room by my uncle... but let's face it, my uncle was also a hardcore criminal...

  • @bloodmournethefirst1935
    @bloodmournethefirst1935 4 дні тому +2

    16:04 that’s called a coping mechanism

  • @AlejandroRodolfoMendez
    @AlejandroRodolfoMendez 4 дні тому +2

    Nice to see ginger here.
    Also I still miss cimrai.

  • @kidduke3083
    @kidduke3083 2 дні тому

    I wouldn't be surprised of what our family members will use on us all next.

  • @froggie4321
    @froggie4321 4 дні тому +2

    I have been told i have Skibidy ohio rizz. 😎

  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 3 дні тому

    That was a genuine great jump scare on Onigiri and Bao oh Bao 😅

  • @3mp3eror·719
    @3mp3eror·719 4 дні тому +2

    18:40
    ???

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 4 дні тому +2

    Yeah I've been beat with a frying pan extension cord 8 belts take together forced to go break a thick switch off a tree and bring it in so I can get whooped with it💯😭😭😭0:44

  • @SussyPlanet
    @SussyPlanet 5 днів тому +3

    Proud of you 🫡

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 4 дні тому +1

    Basically it's kind of like how modern Hunters are now back in the day when men went hunting they didn't have food at home waiting for him and they didn't succeed during the hunt they didn't eat but now since everything so convenient even if they fell at the hunt they still got food waiting at home for him that's basically what he wanted for his girl he's a modern Hunter his prey is cats and even if he don't succeed in getting a new cat he got a cat waiting at home for him that's what he wanted and she wasn't down with that💯😅 17:55

  • @HileryDomangue-j8g
    @HileryDomangue-j8g 3 дні тому

    That's crazy how Bao lost NNN to a doorknob

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 17 годин тому

      Seems like normal Bao behavior to me.

  • @MrSJPowell
    @MrSJPowell 4 дні тому +2

    3:34 Do you need an itemized list?

  • @AdalwulfLeonMuin
    @AdalwulfLeonMuin 2 дні тому

    Im glad League has healed us

  • @Gatch5able
    @Gatch5able 5 днів тому +1

    Like you jacket Evan, also I've gotten the broom too 😅

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 4 дні тому +1

    Yeah I got a stigmatism too but it's only to light like I can see perfectly in the dark but if it's too bright I feel like my eyes burn that's the reason why my glasses always had to be transitional💯😅😅😅😅 14:28

  • @rexraptor6217
    @rexraptor6217 2 дні тому

    Im negative 20 plus in both eyes. everything is blurry after a centimeter away.

  • @LeGenDzZ111
    @LeGenDzZ111 5 днів тому +1

    😮

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 2 дні тому

    *Why so skibidi Evan?*

  • @LuckySevenSamson
    @LuckySevenSamson 5 днів тому +1

    Bruh

  • @nekon_ravenfox
    @nekon_ravenfox 4 дні тому +1

    you know more about fursuits then you say you do bruh still trying to beat furry aligations

  • @aimidas2434
    @aimidas2434 3 дні тому

    Is it me or is his glasses off-centered off his nose

  • @demoniachan7507
    @demoniachan7507 4 дні тому +1

    Fun fact the small percentage people have very high SD 🫣 , ITS rare not everybody like that