(調1.25倍) Bill Burr - Adoption 比爾伯爾 - 領養 (中文字幕翻譯)
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2018
- 3:24 Shattering→Chattering
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the "black-white-chinese-subtitles" aesthetics is oddly pleasing
it kind of puts this in while other context right ?
Feels vintage innit
Holy fuck bags, you are right
It has that classic Godzilla movie feel with the black and white. Love it.
Feels like the future when China rules everything for real
"I'm thinking of adopting a kid"
"RECYCLE"
genius
gets me every time. And I'm adopted!
Almost spit out my coffee.
I love that the Chinese have mad respect for Bill Burr!
Definitely not Chinese.
@@thalia6271 erm yes it is
@@Kenyin More like Taiwanese or Hong Kongese. At least that's what I can tell from characters. When you said Chinese is hard to include Hong Kong and Taiwan into the equation. Due to the people from mainland China have a very different mind set from this two places. Taiwan and HK are more westernized so is more easy to understand why Bill Burr can be popular among them. However, from mainland China very few people could be interested in this type of comedy.
@@thalia6271 I thought you were saying these aren't Chinese characters. In this case, you are right. Since these are traditional Chinese characters, the commenters here are probably from Taiwan or Hong Kong
@@Kenyin This is kind of bias to assume that Mainland Chinese have different mind set comparing to Taiwanese or Hong Kongese just based on the comments. The reason that why most of the comments are from Taiwan and Hong Kong is much simpler, for some f**king reason, UA-cam is banned in Mainland China.
Normally I hate reposters, but it's nice to see someone make the effort to translate it for the largely untapped markets who may not have access to this type of stuff
They needed something to play for the sweat shop workers.
@@hyteck lol......ain't that the truth!
Jarod Cook good one lol
Prob for a school project
They probably have it taken down in china as well, UNLESS it is in Taiwan in which they speak the same language.
Oh how I wished there was a movie about Bill Burr with those two adopted kids. Would be hilarious.
Or maybe a TV show or miniseries. I can just imagine Bill Burr trying to survive in post-collapse America whilst also attempting to raise them in his fortified house. Like a more lighthearted/comedic version of The Walking Dead or something.
@@tompeck5495 @enki you guys watch F is for Family. It's made by Bill burr and is on Netflix. Closest to his family experience growing up
BB has the pure skill of finding humour in the most unlikely of places - and somehow without offence, because he's only thinking the ridiculous thoughts of human minds - but out loud, and parodying himself, along with us.
paul coulthard : Thanks for the explanation, professor.
paul coulthard facts
we are all the same✌
Dude sayin' out loud what we all think!
我發現自己已經到了聽見這傢伙的聲音就莫名舒服的地步了
真的 他脫口秀很流暢 講的東西也很灰色地帶 不是那種日常扮家家酒脫口秀
你可以試著下載他播客的音檔然後睡前播
他的播客超好聽！快聽聽看～
但是我的英聽還沒有到那個程度
差點打成英今，幹
粉 粉 相信我，聽到後來你會開始抓翻譯組的錯字或盲區…(๑•̀ᄇ•́)و ✧ 放慢速，順便練練英聽如何
應該拍一部比爾主演的末日僵屍片，基本造型就是拿著散彈槍、牽著一條比特犬，背後再跟著一個拿AK的童兵。
必看
這我一定看
鄧明凱 我看过那段😂
在他走出超市的時候，街上會有凶狠狗群啃著超重民眾的屍體
接著他們踏上車，在這末日中，唯一值得慶幸的是他能開到3檔以上
脫口秀就是這樣，在笑聲停下後，有些人散場了，有些人坐下，開始反思那些笑果。
脫口秀很有意義，他不僅能訓練你的反應、聽力、人際，多數時候它更能引人反思，且，多數精良的笑料，一般都帶有引申意義。
就像星爺的電影，你笑的開懷，仔細咀嚼後卻無奈了。
真的...星爺很多電影背後也敘述不少哀歌...
this is the translation LOL: "Hideguchi Higuchi, after the stop of the laughing laughter, the insignificant people scattered, the insignificant people sat down, and the start was a little laughing.
Hideguchi Higuchi has significant significance, other poor training, reaction, strength, personality, many times, other good-natured people's thoughts, and high-quality laughing fees, general city ownership.
The image is like a star-shaped film, a ridiculous opening, and after the chewing, Nana Ryo."
@@UFC16 I always enjoy to put something on Google translation and see how fk up it is, so I can feel way more battar for my poor granma and spelling, oh, so does my poor granfa. LOL
Srsly, you can translat that three times, it will be way more fun.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
最近才開始追脫口秀
想不到翻譯的影片這麼多
Bill說的笑話背後傳達的訊息想深想仔細的話不禁讓人悲傷
对，虽然大家在笑，但是听完总是有点沉重。
他段子的娛樂性並且展示了批判的深度，實在是無人可及
Zora...I agree!!!
@@tianzining 乔治卡林
Jack pa 剛才有機會看了喬治卡林的段子。老爺子果然高度更高，爐火純青，嘆為觀止！謝謝！
超愛他每次對著空氣說話的小劇場
I feel if Bill adopted a child he or her would be the love of his life. I’m not kidding.
Beside his macho ways to try to deal with stuff in life you can see he is a really decent kind understanding human being, and thought i know he already is a great dad, i know he would have that unique skill of empathy and patience that only adoptive parents have. Love it.
👨👩👦👦
I completely agree!😁
I would say comedians are usually the most empathetic people in the world cause they've explored the extremities of the human psyche and understand how hard it is for people from different struggles of life.
@@Ethan-rw7ub well said
He talks so lovingly of his daughter so yeah your probably right
I don't know how fast it is for reading, but the correct speed is 1.25x.
Thanks, much better at that speed
But it makes him sound drunk at this speed. Makes it much better.
Oh that's MUCH better.
I watched the whole damn thing before reading your comment.
Yeah man thanks!!
"Mom...Dad's Sleeping again"!!! Vintage Burr
Lmao had me dead also "Sawed Off Chuck Norris with 170 confirmed kills" was hilarious
He is a fantastic mimic of everyday people.
bill的獨角戲超傳神 很有演戲天分 如果演電影我一定去二刷支持
他有演過喔
只是是邊緣配角
他有為成人漫畫主角做配音
f is for family
他在絕命毒師裡的表現超自然超讚的
他是一個真正的神經病 （讚嘆之意）
他的獨角戲真的都超神的
活生生的把第二個人的存在感都演出來了
哪怕那邊空空如也
我的生活調劑就靠你大大了!感恩上傳!~叮噹也按下去了!加油~
感謝你的翻譯，I love Bill Burr😃
Shout out from Taiwan! I fucken love this dude, he says anything he wants to say and he definitely knows there's people gonna be critical on him with political rightness. I went through lots of shit of him on UA-cam. he doesn't pretend or hide anything in every occasion, even on the interviews. But he knows what he is doing as a comedian.
Not saying I'm agree on everything he says but if black people can choose to become rap stars and get rich and famous from the their gang lives, this dude definitely deserve some respect from standing up and talk about those dark things in the majority white mans world where people generally doesn't have the guts to speak out loud.
Bill and two adopted kids (sower and a boy solder) - That would be HBO show I would watch every week!
Bill Burr is my "racoon" on UA-cam.
idiotflower “and he had hands! Did you know he had hands!?”
and meanwhile the soldier kid be like "i can smell their fear"
感謝翻譯上傳!!
I love Burr's sports analogies
It’s ironic bill has a daughter now and he’s married so
其实他叙说了一个十分悲伤的现实世界现况，很好笑，但仔细想想也很悲伤，这个世界很多地方依然有屠杀，战争，血汗工厂，儿童士兵，只是生活在和平国家的人们完全不知道
每次聽見很多人說，這年代已經沒有在打仗了啦，都默默想著，其實戰爭只是在我們沒看見的地方發生，並不代表他不存在啊 ...
想說，除了戰爭還有很多，例如毒品、販賣人口、詐騙、非自願性交易..
我们不是生活在一个和平的时代,只是生活在一个和平的国家
居玄子 兩者都是--生活在一個和平時期的和平國家.
肥宅23 有病就去治，别出来丢人显眼
You are doing the Asian community a great service by translating such a great man's ideas 😂😂👍👍
Bill Burr 真的好棒
也謝謝你幫大家翻譯
但是 teeth chattering 喔
Shattering 有點太恐怖了😱😱😱
Bill's old stand-up are my favorites of all his stand-up
I believe this (entire special) is his finest work.
有時候感覺 他要把一些沉重的東西當作笑料 大概得花不少力氣壓抑自己的感情吧 想到這會覺得有點心酸酸的
讓我想到金 凱瑞 還有豆豆先生這些喜劇演員, 帶給人們歡笑的同時 自己承受了多大的心理壓力..
所以他一直有在看醫師阿，他自己也有講。路易就搞砸了，雖然他也有說過他一直有在看醫生還有他有問題，可是他一出事大家就開始嚴重罵他獵殺他……當然他活該，但是可悲的是他其實一直有說自己有很多不該出現的慾望與想法還有衝動，但當真的人不多……當然這改不了他做錯事的事實啦……只是覺得可惜
Yo! I was looking for this bit so bad. Just for the part where he's telling the UA-cam story it cracks me up all the time.
Damn Bill Burr is gonna make me learn Chinese
Nice~~Joe, CK... Dave chap...
!XRussell peter,George .....they made me learn a lot of English too.
But I only learned two dirty words
from a Russian comedian... shame on me😂😂😂But it's too powerful so I learned it to swear someone I dare not let them know I'm swearing....😂😂😂😂
@@SOC-xd9lm HILARIOUS! Me too!😁
...he had hands, all of a sudden he had hands... I didnt know they had hands😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did anyone know they had hands😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
I always come back to hear him say that!
set playback speed @ 1.25
you're welcome
Dude ...you guys literally have houses for letters ,that's the most amazing thing I have seen this past few years ...
Anton Lambrev 🤣🤣🤣 f*ckin hilarious
Bill seemed so relaxed, I didn't know what was going on. 'Perantly had to fast forward.
What’s up my fellow English speakers 👌🏻
Que?
How do I get the OK hand sign image?
@@Eurotrash4367 👌 have this one
@@winningbigly9012 is that something only people on mobile can do? xD
herro
“Doesn’t everything has to be brand new!” :DDDDD
No wife not kids= peace quiet and FREEDOM! no feelings of missing out on any of that shit!
One of the greats, I just hope his little one watches this when old enough of course..... and loses it .. dad is hilarious.
Bill Burr的小劇場也太多了吧www
看了3分鐘覺得有點慢.... 才看到1.25 ☉_☉
"A sawed off Chuck Norris". That joke made my day.
Love seeing him live
His madness can somehow bring me peace. Don't know why.
BEST BILL BURR LINES EVER !
Yo guys this madlad chinese creator actually dropped that racoon video in the description, Thanks 🙏🏻
Chinese bill burr is just as funny as american bill burr
Yes, bootleg Bill burr is awesome too
🤣🤣🤣
It's Taiwanese
@@MuchCow9000 make your own Taiwanese, don't use Chinese plz
@@ericcartman7375 China poo poo
A freakin gem.
讽刺能说的这么隐晦和深刻 厉害👍
This is his most underrated bit
大哥 繼續翻譯啊啊啊 拜託了
The racoon story is too good ... Did you guys know that they had hands :)))) lmao lolololol
Real man keeping alive.
比爾伯爾真的是經典
Bill Burr is the best.
This remains one of his best bits.
So many levels of fucked up and utterly hilarious.
Just awesome this dude
i can watch this bit a million times over
"He just came in like this, like George Foreman" gets me everytime
It's interesting how everyone outside the West gets to see and buy stuff cheaper and we can't! And within our own boarders, even when it's us put em up there! Thank for this!
I think this man is funny but he would make a wonderful stage act and he finds this craft amazingly cathartic. He finds ironic meaning and sadness in what he delivered. I laugh through tears.
Bill is either a mad man or a genius
Or both/fine line(r)
Bill Burr is real and he’s hilarious. Peace
The man is a comic genius.
重新定義領養
I would love to see that as a movie... lol
The way he said
"Paws" kills me every time!😂😂😂
the bit hes talking to them kids is SUPERHALARIOUS
这个英文注释太好了
如果是真的鐵定超勁爆😄
好的脱口秀总是传递了一些真实
That shirt bit killed me 😂😂😂
最後面那個對空氣得太經典
"Sawed-off Chuck Norris"😂😂😂😂
This blew my fuse. I laughed like hell
獨腳戲超寫實
演技逼真 技壓很多演員
說真的！比爾包爾那段無實物表演都讓我看到3個人了
"sawed off chuck norris" i had to pause the video just to write this down, this man is a genius
Funny brilliantly funny!😂
這集巨好看！
看到6分半鐘 心情沉重了好多
this is just brilliant AHAHAHA
Writing in that language must take forever!
收養那段真的太厲害了，我都覺得真的有3個人ㄌ
哈哈哈！我都能聽到織布男孩的啜泣聲了！太強了
*The translation of that most liked Chinese comment:*
_"We should shoot a zombie doomsday movie that starring by Bill Burr, basically just let Bill holding a shotgun, followed by a pit bull and a boy soldier with an AK."_
挑小孩像是在挑紅酒 講究年份有夠好笑XD
笑死了 這段看了好幾次
That was a good bit
Awesome
The irony of a stand up clip about abortion, with Chinese characters as subtitles just adds to the hilarity.
Adoption
Sarcasm with stand up comedians is on another level.
Come back to Atlanta please!
genius...
We really paints a picture
支持領養 ~
Genius Burr! #GeniusBurr
For normal speed talking Burr switch to 1.25 times speed setting
Shit i cant believe i didnt notice that and id seen the clip before. Thanks
@@henrlima87 I got ya 😉👍
If Kill Bill had a comedy scene it would be this 🤣