True Geordie and Jam Jerkham Teach You Geordie Slang

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  • True Geordie and Cam Kirkham teach you the best slang in the world - Geordie.
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    ⚫️ The True Geordie: / footballfan533
    ⚪️ WillNE: / bettyschwallocks
    ⚫️ Stephen Tries: / @stephentries
    ⚪️ Laurence McKenna: / lozcast
    ⚫️ Cam Kirkham: / @camkirkham
    Inspired (heavily) by Vanity Fair's 'Slang School': • Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 584

  • @TY-gh2yf
    @TY-gh2yf 5 років тому +1849

    Now get Lawrence to do a middle class dialect video

    • @obscurefruit6445
      @obscurefruit6445 5 років тому +14

      Yes... middle class Lawrence...

    • @olegabbatini7015
      @olegabbatini7015 5 років тому +56

      Laurence is not middle class, he's really a scouser who escaped Liverpool and lost his accent in Burton

    • @TY-gh2yf
      @TY-gh2yf 5 років тому +15

      @@olegabbatini7015 I was kinda alluding to that. You see, a lot of people call Lawrence middle class because he lost his dialect for lack of better words. It didn't need to be sated so obviously. Kinda ruined it yk.

    • @esseffsee
      @esseffsee 5 років тому +5

      Oleg Abbatini yeah and now he lives in London and is middle class

    • @jw045
      @jw045 5 років тому +5

      Oleg Abbatini you can be a scouser and still be middle class

  • @CamKirkham
    @CamKirkham 5 років тому +3045

    Me name in the title? We really are desperate

    • @FormulaLibby19
      @FormulaLibby19 5 років тому +26

      Cam Kirkham and the thumbnail
      Crikey

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 5 років тому +13

      Not more desperate than james charles

    • @toby.mp3
      @toby.mp3 5 років тому +8

      Your next upload was due yesterday (I’m aware I sound like your annoying year 8 English teacher)

    • @t5tom
      @t5tom 5 років тому +4

      Second billing pal. Youve not quite made it yet.

    • @Mario-xj5zf
      @Mario-xj5zf 5 років тому +2

      Got a g of bubble here for ya for a tenna bud, fkn wkd it is

  • @FatherStretchMyHandsPt1
    @FatherStretchMyHandsPt1 5 років тому +1037

    Poor Will. Gone but not forgotten

  • @tomclark317
    @tomclark317 5 років тому +399

    Brian looks like he's had to take his little brother cam out with him

  • @seanm3303
    @seanm3303 5 років тому +486

    Cam has proper brought himself out in these videos now. Fair play to him top drawer stuff

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 5 років тому +591

    We can now confirm that Geordies have a language of their own

    • @bertnufc3924
      @bertnufc3924 5 років тому +58

      It's areet bonny lad wu divnt wanna taalk t yi anyway workid

    • @joesimpson304
      @joesimpson304 5 років тому +14

      There's like 2 Geordie languages in the north east, Newcastle geordie, Ashington geordies/ pit yakas

    • @IamKevinFinnerty
      @IamKevinFinnerty 5 років тому +1

      joe simpson areet marra!

    • @SharpsCafe
      @SharpsCafe 5 років тому +6

      @@joesimpson304 ashganistan

    • @mhdfrb9971
      @mhdfrb9971 3 роки тому

      Geordie actually a living middle english dialect

  • @amythomas7054
    @amythomas7054 5 років тому +95

    I love that Cam has become comfortable in these videos, I proper like him now.

  • @kezzagill
    @kezzagill 5 років тому +75

    Lived in Newcastle since birth...never heard anyone say “geet walla” 😂

  • @itsjustholly2993
    @itsjustholly2993 5 років тому +56

    My dad still says "am gannin on the hoy", he's crying now, cheers

  • @slim3276
    @slim3276 5 років тому +250

    It’s been too long 😂
    Also putting Korean billy out of business

  • @mattb222
    @mattb222 5 років тому +15

    Cam's really grown into the role since he's been on XO, love the way you guys bounce off each other

  • @lucy-oq8eg
    @lucy-oq8eg 5 років тому +753

    That intro was the least geordie thing ever (you sounded like tories😂)

    • @MB-yn3cf
      @MB-yn3cf 5 років тому +29

      I think that was the point.....

    • @L3w1sRobb04
      @L3w1sRobb04 5 років тому

      Lucy4405 612 likes? Your fucking famous

    • @bruhmoment860
      @bruhmoment860 3 роки тому

      oi oi

  • @Gerwynvangerwen1
    @Gerwynvangerwen1 5 років тому +85

    Cam is the only Geordie I’ve known that sounds like he’s doing a poor impersonation of a Geordie

  • @emery6070
    @emery6070 5 років тому +19

    Ok but I really stan this duo. Good dynamic.

  • @Crafttee
    @Crafttee 5 років тому +45

    I can only imagine non-geordies watching this, I'm in creases

  • @Shuggy
    @Shuggy 5 років тому +215

    Cams finally pulling his weight

  • @zb-c9184
    @zb-c9184 5 років тому +31

    This video is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Crying 😂😂

  • @emilycowie7630
    @emilycowie7630 5 років тому +29

    Only one minute in and you’ve already rinsed Sunderland. Nasties

  • @laurenmarie9713
    @laurenmarie9713 5 років тому +9

    The sly digs on Geordie shore AAHAHAH creased 😂😂

  • @tonygunk2226
    @tonygunk2226 5 років тому +39

    But never felt so in touch with a video love how we telling people how we talk and the best thing is 90% of viewers don’t understand anything makes it better

  • @benoitassouekotto_7387
    @benoitassouekotto_7387 5 років тому +36

    Cam Kirkham has the same energy as Stephen Tries

  • @NotAnotherKuromi
    @NotAnotherKuromi 5 років тому +41

    I wish you could get GCSE in Geordie. It would be the only language I would pass.

  • @jackb5642
    @jackb5642 5 років тому +5

    Going to newcastle uni in september so this will be really helpful for communicating with the locals

  • @Ikea_
    @Ikea_ 5 років тому +29

    TWOC - Taking without owners consent

    • @Ikea_
      @Ikea_ 5 років тому +2

      4 likes absolutely smashed it pet

  • @ajbdb1
    @ajbdb1 2 роки тому +1

    I was born in Wallsend in 1962, my granda and 2 uncles all worked at swan hunters on the Tyne, and my family all put 'man' on the end, as in 'waye aye man', 'haddaway man,' 'ye all reet man,' etc.. maybe showing my age here, but we had an outdoor netty too, just like the young lad there described his lol.
    Another great win last night, mind it was 3.30am here in west Aussie.. HTL.!!

  • @ethanh298
    @ethanh298 5 років тому +7

    The most iconic duo on xo

  • @philipculturesfilm5344
    @philipculturesfilm5344 5 років тому +14

    Cam's best XO video for sure!

  • @TheTree
    @TheTree 5 років тому +6

    Alright lads. Its TWOC (Taken Without Owners Consent).
    Loving the channel. Keep up the good work.

  • @ethancoffey3491
    @ethancoffey3491 5 років тому +5

    Love how well targeted these videos are, XO are the ideal replacement for James Charles on the trending page

  • @abbeyclaydon3152
    @abbeyclaydon3152 5 років тому +14

    Cam seems like Rachel Riley off countdown in this 😂

  • @harrylong7070
    @harrylong7070 5 років тому +4

    this is the proudest i've been to be from Newcastle since Buzzcocks video diary 7

  • @abbeyclaydon3152
    @abbeyclaydon3152 5 років тому +10

    This is the best video idea tbf😂

  • @samgeee2968
    @samgeee2968 5 років тому +111

    Cam looks a bit like Shawn mendes with the hat on, it’s a canny resemblance

  • @redstar1242
    @redstar1242 5 років тому +3

    Cams definitely part of the meadow well Mafia.

  • @ruerojean5653
    @ruerojean5653 4 роки тому +1

    True geordies given us some quality geordinese lessons, thx m8s! Learned so much.

  • @dannydubz
    @dannydubz 5 років тому +7

    Cam was class in this

  • @Frits34000
    @Frits34000 5 років тому +12

    I watched 6:33-6:43 like 10 times before I got it together... His face is so funny

  • @1charlielol
    @1charlielol 5 років тому +3

    Cam is actually funny as you's need to do more together 😂😂

  • @thomaspark-bradley3656
    @thomaspark-bradley3656 5 років тому +8

    I’m from Darlington and i knew them all. Close enough to Newcastle I suppose 😂

  • @TRGTACE
    @TRGTACE 5 років тому +9

    *'Gannin Yem', 'Necta', 'Nee bosh'* ... A few decent ones you lot didn't have there

  • @immie1007
    @immie1007 5 років тому +114

    When you don’t understand a word of their definitions let alone the Geordie words 😂😂😂😂

  • @lukey432100
    @lukey432100 4 роки тому +2

    "To shout at a nearby ship" 👏

  • @abbeyanderson2758
    @abbeyanderson2758 5 років тому +6

    had to send this to non-geordie friends because they don’t understand what tf i’m going on about

  • @newbris
    @newbris 2 роки тому +1

    Ah this Australian misses Newcastle. Learnt to understand Geordie from living there and when my parents came over for my wedding to a local lass noticed they couldn't understand a word the taxi driver said to me in the whole 20 minute ride from the station ha ha. I was Geordie fluent by that stage and forgot what day one was like :)

  • @miaa.louisee3511
    @miaa.louisee3511 4 роки тому +4

    Love the title

  • @finfn7486
    @finfn7486 4 роки тому +3

    Jam jerkham in the title love to see it

  • @-0Y7-
    @-0Y7- 4 роки тому +2

    Stephen tries is on a roll with the titles 😂

  • @samuelhowkee9897
    @samuelhowkee9897 5 років тому +1

    finally an xo video its been ages

  • @Elina_Strongbear
    @Elina_Strongbear 5 років тому +2

    It's been said you can determine a geordie lasses age bye the length of the "ee" before a sentence. The longer the older.

  • @mfcchris499
    @mfcchris499 5 років тому +86

    Glaswegian is the best dialect cos we dont even speak English - the tories will never understand our secrets....

    • @CAESAR-yj6ms
      @CAESAR-yj6ms 5 років тому +5

      MFC Chris geordies bump our words and try to say it’s there’s

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 5 років тому +8

      "All right, then. keep your secrets."

    • @adolfshitler3559
      @adolfshitler3559 5 років тому +1

      MFC Chris that sounds cool until you realise Glasgow is in Scotland and Scotland is the shit hole of the world

    • @mfcchris499
      @mfcchris499 5 років тому +8

      @@adolfshitler3559 only voted the most beautiful country in the world with a fine culture and a stable economy to thrive once independence comes 👌🤫

    • @nutsriket9687
      @nutsriket9687 5 років тому +1

      The most difficult accent I've heard in my life! But of course, it's lovely!

  • @SO-we3he
    @SO-we3he 5 років тому +1

    Well glad to have yous representing Newcastle

  • @bongle_dongle747
    @bongle_dongle747 5 років тому +1

    I'm so glad this is on trending.

  • @zilannngyannn9893
    @zilannngyannn9893 5 років тому +12

    Cam looks like a mixture of Cameron Dallas and Shawn mendes😂❤️

  • @merseysidemagpie7870
    @merseysidemagpie7870 5 років тому +49

    This video's a Bobby Dazzla

  • @laurenhetherington7010
    @laurenhetherington7010 4 роки тому +2

    god stephen and these titles 🤣😭

  • @whyamigae9666
    @whyamigae9666 5 років тому +2

    When I first heard their voices I was like, my sweet sweet fellow Geordies.
    It’s so comforting to here a Geordie accent for some reason on UA-cam.
    Anyone else feel the same? No okay I’ll go home
    Edit: “gannin on the hoy, oh piss off” how every Geordie says piss off

  • @yeveycrawford9998
    @yeveycrawford9998 5 років тому +1

    Cams so underrated man

  • @leviperry3901
    @leviperry3901 5 років тому +2

    Cam's really brung out his inner Steven this video

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle 5 років тому +1

    The funniest video yet by the XO team

  • @k8ie933
    @k8ie933 5 років тому +2

    this sounds like conversion therapy to a southerner

  • @sarahcheesman3225
    @sarahcheesman3225 5 років тому

    Do love the way they talk and there personalty one of the most Caro g loving people

  • @liambradley1035
    @liambradley1035 5 років тому +7

    Cam is slowly becoming my favourite, what a guy!

  • @abumalik9764
    @abumalik9764 5 років тому +2

    Bubble - someone about to cry or have a fit. 'Ar here hes on the bubble him like'. The guy in the cap is a proper doyle

  • @nutsriket9687
    @nutsriket9687 5 років тому

    Definately love this charming accent! So sad that I haven't got any Geordie mates to get used to this accent! Just once heard it from my geordie teacher at school long ago!

  • @rebecca2047
    @rebecca2047 5 років тому

    Congrats on being on the trending tab!

  • @scotttowers1759
    @scotttowers1759 Рік тому +1

    "Jam Jerkham" 🤣

  • @shaungalloway9701
    @shaungalloway9701 5 років тому +1

    As a member of the north east crew this was class. Do some more

  • @kayleighwoods5739
    @kayleighwoods5739 5 років тому +4

    Sending this to my boyfriend's family so they can actually understand is brb

  • @coldbeans3859
    @coldbeans3859 3 роки тому +1

    Cam was actually hilarious in this

  • @ciaranobrien8733
    @ciaranobrien8733 5 років тому +8

    I love how cam has to put an accent on to sound more geordie in this

  • @georgerobinson47
    @georgerobinson47 5 років тому

    Love the uploads lads

  • @Samm-dm9qw
    @Samm-dm9qw 5 років тому

    Thank god for this the subtitles didn't have definitions and I was lost as fuck when Cam opens his mouth

  • @littlexlisax2219
    @littlexlisax2219 5 років тому +1

    Would love to hear/see the Geordie vs mackem jazz explained... :)

    • @bigal9342
      @bigal9342 5 років тому

      It’s impossible to explain to anyone outside the NE😂

  • @emblackett_x
    @emblackett_x 5 років тому

    I didn't think I would know much Geordie slang because I'm from closer to Hartlepool and go to school in Durham, but I knew all of them apart from like two.

  • @LuvJohnnyx3
    @LuvJohnnyx3 5 років тому +1

    Cam reminds me so much of James McAvoy.

  • @Fopalope
    @Fopalope 5 років тому

    Love Cam's deliverance now

  • @els2249
    @els2249 5 років тому +4

    Cam is actually quite funny

  • @0121-x2j
    @0121-x2j 5 років тому +1

    i used most of these words when i lived in Durham..now im in birmingham..iv gone from bad to worse..

  • @nicetomichuwhatsthemata9575
    @nicetomichuwhatsthemata9575 5 років тому +1

    can we please have more xo uploads please?

  • @Grasshoppertours
    @Grasshoppertours 5 років тому +17

    Howay the lads up tha toon black and white army canny wey aye man

  • @dwightschrute782
    @dwightschrute782 5 років тому +1

    Thank you Brian and Cam. Very educational. Also love the kick off this season. Watched every video. Keep up the good work!👍🏻

  • @alang2406
    @alang2406 5 років тому +2

    good video, cam makes it that extra special xD

  • @SubparSkill
    @SubparSkill 5 років тому

    This reminds me of the Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais english lesson video, love it !

  • @midnight6568
    @midnight6568 5 років тому +1

    might be off to newcastle uni in the autumn so at least i'm well prepared now

  • @lollytaz1715
    @lollytaz1715 5 років тому +2

    Now when someone can’t understand what I’m saying I’ll send them this link 😂

  • @l.6146
    @l.6146 5 років тому

    'It tightens the sac.'
    '..Okay, that's not goin' in.'

  • @BlacklightSummerOfficial
    @BlacklightSummerOfficial 5 років тому +1

    True geordies feeling his Ricky Gervais alter ego here

  • @MahoganyHues
    @MahoganyHues 5 років тому

    OMG!!!!! I’m from down South and these words have all gone over my head. What the....

  • @ciaranfraser4926
    @ciaranfraser4926 4 роки тому +4

    Jam jerkam

  • @connordowson195
    @connordowson195 5 років тому +3

    Ya missed out “Am gannen yem” (I’m going home when translated into English)

  • @TheShaunSefton
    @TheShaunSefton 5 років тому

    Thanks for the advice XO and Brian and Laurence and awesome and alerious video XO and keep up the good videos XO and Brian and Cam Kirkham.

  • @patricktawns5108
    @patricktawns5108 5 років тому

    A whole month. We want more videos!

  • @harrshanvairavanathan4174
    @harrshanvairavanathan4174 5 років тому +17

    Ello
    Ello
    Ello
    Gud murning to ya fellas

  • @Gothicfriends23
    @Gothicfriends23 5 років тому

    love this collab

  • @ravimehta4358
    @ravimehta4358 5 років тому

    “I had a bath in a shed” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nadialines5512
    @nadialines5512 4 роки тому

    “When ya walk past the curry house Afta 8 pints “ahhh here am clammin me” Hahahah it’s me😂

  • @charliebamford1951
    @charliebamford1951 5 років тому

    Finally an upload

  • @defenderofminorities3056
    @defenderofminorities3056 5 років тому

    “hoy, to shout at a nearby ship”

  • @Mario-xj5zf
    @Mario-xj5zf 5 років тому +1

    Hahahaha can tell Cam used to love the bubble 😂 used to get a g for a 10a and be up all neet hahahaha wkd lad 😂😂

  • @joshtheMLGify
    @joshtheMLGify 5 років тому +1

    Cockney slang with Steven and max next please 😂😂

    • @jolien391
      @jolien391 5 років тому +1

      they're not even from London

    • @joshtheMLGify
      @joshtheMLGify 5 років тому

      @@jolien391 yeah i know would love to hear max and Stevens Cockney accents to be honest lol