30 'Your Mum' Jokes | Jimmy Carr's Best Comebacks | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- You know what Jimmy always says: if you want your comeback...
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"If you want my 'comeback', you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth..." Ooh, that's SOOOOOO good!😁
I laughed so hard I fell off my chair
Nice for giving us the spoiler😏
I’ve used that. It’s a crowd pleaser.
Never get enough of you, Mr. Carr.
That's what your mum said
I love watching a man so expert in his craft.
Giving yer mum a good ol' goosing, ya mean, fellar upon the interwebs? 😂
So do I… shame Peter Kay was sold out.
That’s what she said 😊
Fantastic comment.
@@timb916tends to be when you're missing for over a decade... Don't think it's a skill gap...
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: In the front row seat of a Jimmy Carr show.
When you can make a crowd laugh by clearing your throat, you know you're good.
Also 2:04
Mr. Carr has such a nice speaking voice.
He enunciates. :-)
That's why I love Jimmy😂
Maaan, the joke about tampons not being the best present and that "happy birthday, mom!" has killed me lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Made me laugh so hard that i probably made my cat think i am insane lol
You are a genius!! Brilliant!! 😂😂😂😂
This guy is a true comedygenius...
Quality. Thank you.
My mom caught me twice while I was watching porn but If I get caught once while watching this video, then I'm done
Leave the gags to Jimmy please mate
She'd be fine with it.
These are Mum jokes, Mom is never mentioned :P
She must be livid you found her videos.
especially as you're still yanking it?
@@tomrichards4522but if we left all the gags to Jimmy what would your mum do for a living?
I used to make buying tampons fun. Not only would I pick up the tampons, I would also buy beer and shotgun shells.
6:37 Jimmy carr laughing normally ?
OMG 😂 this is 🔥 PMSL
Imagine if Toby's mum had recently died after falling down the stairs, and he was at JC's performance after the funeral to cheer himself up?
I'm gonna say its bad karma
Very clever gent. Thankx
Brilliant
I am an american and christian but I think u are hilarious.
Wish more would get IT! IT'S COMEDY 😂😂😂
The fact that you feel the need to specify that you are American AND Christian speaks volumes of ... Americans and Christians 😂
@ravenxindustries because he make jokes about America and Christians. Also not sure how it "speaks volumes"
@@ravenxindustries your music is trash btw lol
@patrioticz2858 we get his jokes , wish you could 😮
Fucking Love your stuff Jimmy. If only you could someday come to Cape Town, South Africa. Would love to see you live!!! FRONT ROW
Come to the USA.
Jimmy looks kinda sick in that opening clip, hope he’s okay
Or maybe aging
Have you seen The ice storm? Great movie. Seriously
Jimmy looks more and more like Christian Bale each week...
😂😂
Basically Morrissey as a comedian. Jokes more depressing than Girlfriend in a coma .....
The man needs to eat more, he's looking like a bobblehead now.
I don't wanna get coudies Jimmy.
Cooties?
Pretty passable Australian Accent there, champion. You'd do well down under.
He lwughs like Stampylonghead laughs
you know they say the carrera adds ten pounds ? ... not whichever you used at home
are you allright ? i've seen twigs that didn't look as flimsy
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Your teeth move before words come out
Maybe I've never thought about it before but a laugh track add a comedy show? Seems way too frequent in out of place.
not interested anymore
He look skinny
OMG: If you want my Comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth. That was brutal
6:38 Again, rare footage of Jimmy carr laughing NOT like a sEXuAL pREDAtAr
sexual pledatter -- gotta say it Scottish-like. .
"The image of your dad t-baggin your mom" 😂😂😂😂
Mr Jimmy Carr. You, Sir, are a true craftsman of your trade. You are a natural, talented and gifted comedian. 🥰🤗☺
Jimmy is keeping real comedy alive! Keep it going brother!
The dad that was together for 43 years is a fucking legend
That Henry VIII joke was a work of art 😂
Keep us laughing for as long as you can.
I love his comedy 😂
ME TOOOOOOO.....!!!!!
Damn , that comeback joke was savage...
Everything he does is absolute genius
I booked the tickets nearly a year ago XD
Was it your mum?
Jimmy Carr: I’m pretty much everywhere.
Me: (looks under my bed) Huh, he wasn’t lying.
This video would have been better without adds as it ruins the video
I didn't get a single ad...maybe it's regional
Jimmy, I highly doubt you will retire. They'll be wheeling you onto stage with more tubes coming out of you than a subway hub and doing 'your mum' jokes long past your expiration date (plastic takes thousands of years to degrade, after all). 😁
I Absolutely love Your work Mr. Carr, well done!
OMG this guy is comedy genius lol lol lol so happy I discovered him thanks UA-cam
Is that sarcasm?
What happened to your face Jimmy ?
yAy
I laugh more when I'm alone, than in a crowd. So your totally wrong😂
Not wrong, you just arent the 30x more "on average"
Africa is supposed to be included in that "everywhere" Sir!
I'm sorry about before. You are a great comedian.
The amount of your mum jokes this man says is ridiculous. If he releases a book of them it’d be the size of a dictionary
I love how the audience is a good sport in this
Jimmy Carr doesn't look like Jimmy Carr anymore?
Looks like homer when he put a hairclip behind his head to pull back the skin
money can't buy happiness, but a facelift is close enough for some people. . .
Saw your show in Calgary. Was so good!
Jimmy Carr; God of your mum jokes
Lov jimmy carr jokes
Lov jimmy carr jokes
😂😂
your Adelaide show was brilliant. Come back soon.
I don't agree with the beginning assessment. I don't need a 'laugh track' to laugh at something funny, and not laugh at something that isn't to inform me I should. People shouldn't be Lemmings.
There was a survey test done that says that smart people use profanity a lot. Abbot and Costello, Bill Cosby, many people before the 1970's didn't, but after..did, Robin William, You, did/do. So the test is completely wrong. I prefer shows without any profanity, and totally rely on cleverness. You do a good mix, especially for 'adult' comedy.
In the Wikipedia page of "Pottymouth" it should have a link to this video
I used to think Jimmy was a serious gangster, and then I saw him on Rogan. Jimmy isn't a gangster at all. The whole thing is an act. I was very disappointed.
what happened to his face ???
Your mom sat on it.
Your Mum sat on it.
Jimmy doesn't look too well in the first part
Jimmy looks like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyer's Club.
I think "your mom" jokes being your best comebacks sounds like an insult
What happened to you, Jimmy? Why are you so shrunken in appearance? I worry about you...
Jug
Hoping your health is ok. The weight loss in the face certainly changes your appearance.
I didnt know Dylan mulvaney did stand up
If you ever see him live, I dare you to heckle him with that exact line.🤣🤣🤣
I checked but couldn't find anything for Australia...
His head looks disproportionately large for his body
Has he lost a miserably huge amount of weight?
I’ll only buy a ticket if I can avoid paying taxes for the ticket.
I love this guy absolute legend!
Get your ass to Sweden Jimmy!!
Come to Indianapolis, Indiana, USA!
Payin your tax on money from this?
Yes 👍
No 🖕
You need to add Hawaii to the US tour
My wife was a size 10! Now phew
Dr here's his stool sample
Lesson learned: dont bring your parents to a Jimmy Carr show
Or your siblings
Weigh them in men lmfao
Jimmy is just pure class
Your a legend! ❤️.
It gets harder every year
This guy is a genius 😂
Come to Spain!!!❤
Jimmy you make my day Brother 😂😂😂 tytyty look forward to seeing you in the future!;-)
Best laugh
45 yrs