🌺 Archons On Their Prime Days { Genshin Impact }
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- 🌺 Hello! ShibiruLv here
I wont be posting genshin sims for a while now since i can draw whatever i want, its a christmas break, so i need to draw alot of whatever i can, and if the break is over, ill post sims again haha!
Hope you enjoy this silly idea i had while scrolling over tiktok, and here is where i got the audio from, its from a bear movie lmao.
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#genshinimpact #genshin #zhongli #morax #genshinimpactmemes #barbatos #venti
#baal #ei #raidenmakoto #beelzebub #archons
Makoto convincing Ei to get some dango instead of arguing with Venti, and Zhongli was great.
It’s the other way around as Ei is holding a pink fox
It’s ei convincing makoto
@@sanejingliufan fun fact:the fox is yae miko just wanted to say this in case you didn't know.
@@gold3883 no it’s makoto, ei wears dark clothes while makoto wears light pink
@@sanejingliufan Its definitely Makoto convincing Ei, we saw Makoto holding fox form Yae Miko in game in a animated cutscene, and you can tell the difference by their clothes colour palette (Makoto is pink and Ei is purple) and by their hairpins (Ei wears both after her sister’s death, but Makoto’s one is the one on the back, the purple fan, while Ei wears her own on the front, the gold piece with two pink flowers)
Zhongli is on low ground because canonically Liyue Harbor was the seafloor, until Zhongli literally raised it up.
Venti really missed the chance to pull a obi-wan
@@ghost_fighter2628”It’s over, Shogun! I have the high ground!”
“You underestimate my Musou No Hitotachi!”
“Don’t try it!”
Lol-
Wait where was this fact? Was it in one of the books?
@@bacongoddess529 Yeah in a like a book or cutscene
If this were to actually happen Morax would have thrown a mountain at venti right after "I am gonna come up there"
And that's how Dragonspine was formed
@Solaris Luna Ráez Martínez both can be correct depending on where Morax was throwing them lol
Love the pfp
Pretty sure he literally did throw a mountain at venti once or twice.
He has like actually it's canon zhongli has thrown mountains at Venti 😂😂😂
Venti: "Why don't you come up here and make me come down there tough guy?!"
Zhongli: "Stabilize!"
Clever.
Venti: steal Zhongli's son
Something else of Zhongli's stabilizes when he sees Raiden Ei.
@@drysoup3017 ayo 🤨
That's why he made albedo geo vision an elevador
Now I just imagine Teyvat is an apartment building, hearing constant shouting from them if I was their neighbor
PFFT-
OK, but now I kinda want to see that animated
LMAO IS THIS HOW THE ARCHON WAR STARTED
Sadly no, Celestia kinda made the gods in each region fight each other for the title of the archon... or obviously just choose a God for that place. Or else Andrius would have been the anemo archon but he was like "ew humans"
@@mireco9191 yeah if I was an all powerful I'd probably think the same 🍶
YES
How's this even a question? OF COURSE THIS IS HOW
No wonder why the khaenri'ah people were pissed at theme
In the next one there should be a very dissapointed Rukhadevata scolding them like children XD. Or Guizhong dragging Rex home by the ear
I images their meeting with be ei venti zhongli murata arguing with each other and focalors Listening for black mail and the rest just trying to keep het together
Who tf is Rukkadevata
@@Cosmik60 are you making a joke or an actuel question
@@rosiegaming8112 wdym joke
@@rosiegaming8112 Just keep playing along-
Well in canon Venti was throwing giant Mountains around with wind alone, Zhongli used Spears that would become Mountains and Ei sliced a Island in half.
HOW THE HELL DID THE WORLD SURVIVE THE ARCHON WAR?!?
The world didnt survive
paimon got back in time and said; Hey dudes stop that or you guys are going to destroy the whole ass universe
@@gilianegameryt the chances of that are low but not unreason able
Ei: enacts the vision hunt decree and enforces trial by combat
Venti and zhongli: she's worse than us!
Yeah she really is. Still don’t Forgive her even if I like em.
@@neoterumi4772Yeah alot of usseles war and deaths because of her negligence
Venti, Zhongli and Ei:
**Insults each other**
Makoto: Ei, Dango.
Ei: ...sure
Zhongli: Uhh... what now?
Venti: idk man u started it
Zhongli : sooo again Tommorow
Venti : sure. Bye
Zhongli : bye
Ok the audio aside, you made them all look so pretty
🌺 Awhh, that is so nice to hear hahah, im obssessed on trying to make things pretty, so its nice hearing it work out haha 💐✨🥀 !!!
They are always pretty
@@patchyworx you right you right
Venti and Raiden Ei were good but barely recognised morax
Barbatos, Ei, and Morax: *constantly at each other’s throats*
The rest of the archons: *trying to stay out of it*
We haven’t met the rest of them yet.
@@AdeptKingexactly, while those three are fucking around where we have front row seats, the rest are pulling evasive maneuvers
Nahida, Furina, Murata, the Tsaritsa
This why they lost their gnosis...sheesh!
I'm surprised you didn't mention murata jumping into the fight for the thrill of the war 😂
Just like real life when others constantly at each other's throats peace was never an option
It a force
@@thelostdeadkid yep
Fun fact: Zhongli has canonical thrown mountains at Venti
where do you find these facts? i'm intrigued
@@horse_testicle either in game or I also I seen favorite Canon facts in genshin videos with so great lore like how Diliuc is banned from Sneznia
@@At1us_Fa1Is Boulders actually. I believe it was in a storyline, or in the description of a boulder furniture piece.
@@horse_testicle Venti voiceline about Morax throwing rock at him. Zhongli voiceline about Barbatos talk about one time Venti being drunk and pour wine in his head.
Venti character story also mention how he often play prank at Zhongli and forge Morax signature to trick Mondstadt citizen into believing they are sold to Morax as slave thus inciting 2nd rebelion agaisnt Lawrence clan.
@@Ollieve131 Yeah, it's in the furniture description.
I still find it hilarious that zhongli threw mountains at venti during the war like "hey barbatos, catch" and just throws a whole mountain
What's funny to me is that Barbatos actually Dodged them. And he did it for so long that in the description of the teapot mini-mountains we are told that he already has a lot of experience in it xd
EI may be strength, zhongli may be endurance, but venti is speed
I refuse to believe they were anything more than angry grandparents telling each other to keep off their lawn
and here i thought zhongli didnt have emotions in his prime 🤣😂
Well, in Venti’s voicelines and from Canon lore, Morax(Zhongli) was more of a feral hardhead and very ambitious in his early youth since he led a lot of campaigns fighting for territory and was a major player in the Archon War, he only mellowed out due to Guizhong’s influence with him being the brawn’s and her the brains. When Guizhong died, only then did he take up the role as the wise yet broke advice giving god (Also because he’s getting Old).
@@yuyuyuhanah3248 he gonna be turning 60001 soon
Zhongli only lose his calm and talk shit about Venti although he so calm with others prove they are close friend who trusted each others. Who the heck talk shit about each others but freely visit others Archon country lol? and Venti have guest room whenever he visit Zhongli
Sorry to disappoint but this man was one word back then:
*Feral*
That guy was a sadist back then 💀
I love how Venti was just trying to play lyre his on his day off and this is what it came to💀
And that is the part of history that the nations don't teach at school
Venti, Zhongli, and Raiden arguing
Nahida: 👁👄👁
Rukhadevata: The hell they're doing screaming in there...
Nahida: You all are _dook dook!_
It’s would be rukhadevata
@@Snowleaf______________________ what is that? A planet?
@@lamis1053 you did not 💀
Everything about this is gold, I've rewatched it way too many times.
So now we know how signora found Venti, the brief moment when Venti played the holy Lyre was enough to give the Tsaritsa a serious migraine.
I don't remember Morax being this... verbally abusive
When you hear the Lyre being played 24/7 no sane person can resist....
omg the ending is so wholesome to me tho... like makoto (assumably) coming over to distract ei from the argument and discuss sweets with her.... 😭😭 and then you have that realization that makoto is gone now so this could never happen again ☹️💔
edit; edited it bc i mixed up ei and makoto 😭 also after rewatching it i just noticed when makoto walks over to ei she's holding yae 🥺🥲 (i think)
It's the other way around (makoto went to Ei and distracted her with sweets) but yeah, it's really sad 😭
I think it's reversed, looking at the costumes, I think it's makoto distracting ei XD
@@ThisAccountIsNotMineButIUseIt OH DAMN you right, my bad 😭💀
was expecting venti to just be flying lmao
Zhongli and Venti arguing.
That one's accurate.
And that’s only three of em. Imagine what would happen if the rest of the seven came along
Lol after tsaritsa is released I want wholesome and funny animatics and I don't care that tsaritsa took their gnosis
@@nidhikhare2575 tsaritsa comes out and "who broke it" archon animatics take over
@@katsucandy who broke teyvat
the tsaritsa would just be watching the entire argument between the other archons 💀
Archon War in a nutshell pretty much. XD
I imagine Lord Rukkhadevata is probably reading a book somewhere in the distance while wearing earplugs
Lol now venti and Zhonghli will get together and come up with the most hurtful lines to get under ei’s skin.
They will be ready for next weeks yelling match in the archon war.
This is was the heavenly principles are all about.
The tsaritsa:what the f-
Rukkadevata:ugh.. someone get me the book
The pyro archon:i just got here
Focalors: ooh, what's going on here 🍿
Nahida:😡
Lore twist: This Is Why Ei Isolated Inazuma
meanwhile Nahida playing with toys while questioning why her "siblings" are shouting
0:07 from here venti looks like a gwurl
Afterwards:
Guizhong pulling zhongli by the ear to the scolding
Rukkhadevata scolding them
Makoto holding wo’s anger behind
Dvalin witnessing drama
Venti trying to fight again.
Nahida on rukkhadevata’s head (Bc rukkhadevata is the tree and nahida is the branch etc etc.)
Nah rukkhadevata not the tree, irminsul is the tree, rukkhadevata is branches just like nahida and thats y she become twig at the end of archon quest to clean irminsul from forbidden knowledge. If rukkhadevata is the tree then teyvat would be chaos knowing the irminsul is dead
Ahh yes, I'm not far in the story yet, but this has to be the beginning of the archon war
I thin Rukadevata would be like an angry mom and Guizhong as like the reasonable person there and Nahida would be right next to Rukhadevata saying "mom im scared" type stuff lmao
Nahida in the background:
wearing spyglasses
The other archons thoughts: “Let’s just walk away, REALLY SLOWLY.”
I showed my parents venti's design and his arcon design . They kept calling him a girl and then told me i was playing adult games Because of his arcon outfit 💀💀
They cringe from anime. It's the most typical response.
Ironic because I showed his design to my aunt and cousin, and both said "that's a dude" with no hesitation. Aunt even said "I know my femboys" once. ☠️
@@feliz695 W aunt 🗿
@@feliz695 hahahahahahahahahahaha love it
@@kateleese1037 I showed Venti's picture to my brother as well and also said that he's a dude immediately. I asked him how and he told me "Look at his pants and tell me he ain't packing down there". 🤣
There was a time where Zhongli are openly swearing and aggressive 😂😂
The fact that they only needed 1 woman to show up to stop their arguing is just so f#cking funny 😂
*Makoto holding a small little Yae Miko, Is absolutely adorable*
i like how everyone shut up when Makoto came
Thus, this is the start of Barbatos and Morax's friendship
“Yeah, she’s our enemy now.”
So that’s how the Archon War started. 🤣
Mean while the hydro archon enjoying the drama with popcorns
then rukkhedivata starts scolding them for disrupting the peace
Kyogre, Groudon, and Rayquaza
Oh pokemon reference
This feels more like palkia ( venti ), dialga ( zhongli ), giratina ( ei ) with Makoto being arceus trying to get Giratina to go back to the dimension it banished it to XD.
pov how the archon war started
and that's why Ei prefers that her region would stay away from theirs
Barbatos and Morax just be juking it out then being friends immediately 😂😂
Ted's voice really suited venti well
This is so accurate it should be canon lol
I think they angy 😨
And that's how they ended up drink buddies...
Now we only need Nahida, Focalors, Murata and Tsaritsa to join too 😅
I feel like Tsaritsa would just end them all tho lol
Shed just stay in her igloo and get her husbands and wives do it for her
@themis467 Wait so you're telling me that the Fatui are Tsaritsa's harem?
The past hydro archon which probably is kind: okay lets calm down, morax why the hell did you insult barbatos' song? I liked it very much.
We need someone to do this when the game is (eventually) finished with all the archons arguing but with the who broke it i feel there's gonna be a character for that
rex lapis is mad because I didnt get a geo vision
Y e z
@@RebmE I heard you take custody of Ei son?
@@mintpudding7908 COUGH COUGH 🗿🍷
@@mintpudding7908 yep he is doing fine
@@mintpudding7908 Ei gave me the adoption papers for Scara bcoz she let me adopt him as my own :D
The archon war be like:
"She's worse than us" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Rukhadevata just shaking her head in dispointment from a distance
And Nahida wants to meet these guys...
DUDE I JUST NOTICIED THAT MAKOTO IS HOLDING MIKO IN HER BABY FOX FORM
And is adorable
Taking a scene from Ted 2, one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and actually making it funny? That takes serious talent and I commend you for that!
🌺 Awhh, that is so nice to hear ! Thank you very much ! Im glad you enjoyed it ! appreciate your compliment 💐✨🌷!!!
Nahida: bro wtf are the others up to
Me waiting for zhongli to drop that meteor:
Nahida and Rukhadevata: "alright that's enough, Zhongli i swear to god i'll get Guizhong-"
"Yes ma'am, no problem ma'am."
I'm adding this to my "borders of liyue and Monstadt" playlist
Good thing That Dvalin destroyed the holy lyre der himmel.... Otherwise the traveler might've meet Zhongli much earlier....and angrier.... Mondstadt be going from the City of freedom to the city of Cemeteries 💀
Venti won't let that happen he'll just use his black holl to block the meteorite to protect his peoples maybe even put zhongli inside the black hole
"yeah, shes our enemy now"
Your art style is now one of my favorites ever
🌺 Awhh im honored ! 👉👈💦💨💐 im glad you liked it ! 💞💗💝
I love how the community just agrees that Zhongli and Venti are best friends amongst the Archons (Despite Zhongli chucking mountains at Venti for being annoying).
A normal day in highschool be like:
And then you have the other archons like: 👁👄👁
Nahida : are you guys done yet?
People Of Teyvat During The Archon's Prime Before The Archon War: *Heard The Argument And Is Unable To Sleep*
Damn Who pissed in zhongli's cereal😂
So this how archons war starts or ends
This is how they became friends
And this is how the Archon war truly began.
I happen to notice that scene where Ei is missing her hairline- I love it, despite the harsh language I literally can’t stop watching it 😂
real archon war photage, colourized
I love how much Lore players gather in videos like these (some are wrong though like the Morax throwing mountains as Venti thing because it never happened in was a meme created by zhongven shippers from a specific mountain description in the Tea pot thing)
Why throw mountains when you can throw meatballs? xD
(I will have order!) 🤣😂
Nahida: *just sleeping*
Focalors: *confusion*
we need to see more of Zhongli and Venti together in the game, they're so funny 💀
0:25 If everyone's confused then Ei is at the left and Makoto is at the right
This has made my day on multiple occasions
"How 'bout you come up here and make me come down there tough guy?!" Venti... Venti baby, if he comes up there, there's no need for you to go down there anymore lol
And that was how the archon war started.
This is amazing
How the archon war started:
I loved how venti look in this art
Rukkhadevata who's watching them arguing each other be like :
._.
That was really beutiful.
*what really started the Archon war*
Venti:she i ours enemy now”
Me:well sayed venti😌
Venti, but he's a drug addict instead of just a plain alcoholic
*the archon war*