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@@JasonBrant The lady with the talents in this movie looked to be Lisa Boyle. I don't know how Mafia Ford looks, but for some reason I do remember Lisa Boyle from the nineties.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Other than a wardrobe slip, Maria doesn't get naked here, right? It's all Lisa Boyle, correct? Is that Maria's calling card? I've only seen her in one flick and she didn't get naked there either.
Dude - I really appreciate the update on Zachary's ramp. That whole communal pitching-in to take care of that kicks butt. 'great community connected to this channel.
I'm behind the times - is Zachary a viewer and he just needed help? Regardless of the back story, it's great to know that drinking beer and watching shit movies counts as activism! Good work ladies and gentleman
The Maria Ford Collection is six Movies in total. Angel of Destruction (´94), Saturday Night Special (´94), Bram Stokers Burial of the Rats (´95), Alien Terminator (´95), Showgirl Murders (´96) and Future Fear (´97). All Movie are Roger Corman produced! Fantastic Movies!
OMG you don't know who Maria Ford is? Well according to Maria Ford, "Maria Ford is an established USA film actress as well as accomplished dancer. She is an international dance star of belly dance, latin dance, jazz dance and burlesque dance performance. She is also a working model standing at 5'9" tall, weighing 120 lbs. A prolific actress that has starred in many films.... she is best known for having a cult following of dedicated fans of her many erotic thriller, vampire and martial arts genre films. A long list of her films can be found on the IMDB. She is a black belt in martial arts and a combat weapons expert. She is based out of Los Angeles, CA, USA." (Bio from IMDB.) Hahaha
I love when an expert who has watched hundreds or thousands of bad movies has never heard of a "star" with her own "collection.". What I'm saying is that she's a lot less famous than she claims to be.
You called it - the shower scene was lifted directly from another movie (Midnight Tease, to be exact). There's actually a story behind it - the Playboy model/actress (Lisa Boyle) refused to shoot a planned scene that involved her character getting dragged off, stripped and raped by the rat monster. Think Humanoids from the Deep, if you want to know what was intended to happen. As a result of this and other arguments she had with the producers, she insisted they credit her under her alias Cassandra Leigh. As for the shower scene... that was solely down to the producers wanting to have more nude scenes of her.
Ok thank you for pointing out that “Stinky” was Maria Ford because I kept trying to rack my brain as to why the other actress looked so familiar without knowing or ever hearing of Maria Ford! The other actress is Lisa Boyle and I remember seeing her EVERYWHERE in the 90s, especially in T&A/SkinaMax fare! For years my hormone ravaged adolescent ‘brain’ was a HUGE fan of “that hot brunette girl that was in The Nutty Professor and Face/Off” (not in huge roles). She was a go to when a film needed a hot Playboy pinup character that could string a few words together. Looking her up now I can’t believe she is almost 60 years old!? She looks good for 58… way better than Maria ‘I had massive work done on my face and now look like a cat’ Ford! Lol
Ya know, the bridge troll thing could be made into a meme concerning a certain candidate for prez, and the other peoples obsession trying to nail said candidate 😂😂
I'm Zach, the guy with no legs. And I want to thank everybody again for all the help. The new ramp has greatly improved my quality of life, and it really wouldn't have been possible without all of your help. Thanks again, SBIG community. HUURRRR!! 🚫🦵🦵
Howdy, Team Jason! I saw this beast some years ago, and was joyfully nonplussed by it. I'm in the hospital with a case of gout, so y'all and Jerome Weiselberry are lifting my spirits. Thank you!
This seems hilarious, and fun. It actually manages to be a tiny bit tongue in cheek without being too painfully obvious and still entertaining and enjoyable to watch.
Shout out to Brian for his t-shirt choice. This being released the same day Ferrari get their 1st 1-2 finish in F1 in nearly 20 years. It's almost like some sort of cross-promotion. Also loved the all the Alien quotes, timed to perfection as always.
12:40 Jason, you're right, that shower scene is from a different movie! Apparently, according to the old interview with Lisa Boyle, shower scene was edited out of one of her soft core films titled "Midnight Tease", since she refused the film similar scene from the script, where her character would be taken by the monster while she's nude, and which would then rape her. Interestingly, two years later Fred Olen Ray made a similar film titled Hybrid (1997), which had both the lesbian shower scene (and yes, with couple Playmates too), and monster raping one of the girls from the scene. If you guys wanna see some really crazy Alien rip-off, you definitely need to see Hybrid, but i'd also recommend watching Forbidden World (1982), which even the people who worked on it described as "the most sleaziest Alien rip-off ever made", and funny enough it also has a shower scene with two girls, and more than one scene where monster is either peeping in on nude girls, or trying to take them for itself.
This has probably already been posted but the Maria Ford Collection is a group of Roger Corman movies featuring Maria Ford. There were at least 6 of them, including "Showgirl Murders".
6:05 When Jason said that "Can we pretend, that guy like him, would treat the girl, who looks like her in this way" That immediately remainded me of the The X-Files episode War of the Coprophages. And I don’t know why, cause even if Dr. Alexander Ivanov at The X-Files was one wheel turn away from being Stephen Hawking, he wasn't coke headed creep like this VR slapper.
I love Jason, he seems like a cool dude... but I kinda doubt he was clever enough to deliberately plan that out. ✌😁 Probably one of those "happy accidents" that Bob was always talking about. 😆
The movies in the Maria Ford collection are apparently: Angel of Destruction (1994), Saturday Night Special (1994), Bram Stoker's Burial of the Rats (1995) (Roger Corman Presents), Alien Terminator (1995), Showgirl Murders (1996), Future Fear (1997). Y'know, just in case anyone wants to send them to Jason. ;)
22:22 that was an homage to the Aliens scene where Drake dies and Vasquez wants to go back for him, and Hicks yells “Forget him, he’s gone!” This version brought tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter 😂
I like how in the future they are equipped with the 1911 style .45 ACP even though it was phased out in 1985, but apparently not in cheap Hollywood prop rental companies.
Just wanted to let you guys know that I discovered your channel a few weeks ago you have quickly become my favorite one. I love all of the reactions, from the glee of the SBIG films to the agony of the pure shit ones, and you guys cheer me up when I have a crappy day.
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@@jasonrhodes9726exactly right
"I wouldn't mind if people sent us more from the Maria Ford collection."
She seems talented. Massive talents.
I'm a fan.
Angel of Destruction is probably her best/worst b-movie. At one point she has a martial arts fight topless. Or so I've heard.
@@JasonBrant The lady with the talents in this movie looked to be Lisa Boyle. I don't know how Mafia Ford looks, but for some reason I do remember Lisa Boyle from the nineties.
SUPER talented.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Other than a wardrobe slip, Maria doesn't get naked here, right? It's all Lisa Boyle, correct?
Is that Maria's calling card? I've only seen her in one flick and she didn't get naked there either.
"Boom mic!", "These are our people!"
Haha
Always makes us happy!
That purple tube at 4:03 is a freaking bong lmao
Dude - I really appreciate the update on Zachary's ramp. That whole communal pitching-in to take care of that kicks butt. 'great community connected to this channel.
Thanks! I wanted to make sure everyone knew how much they helped him.
I'm behind the times - is Zachary a viewer and he just needed help? Regardless of the back story, it's great to know that drinking beer and watching shit movies counts as activism! Good work ladies and gentleman
Check out our House of the Dead review - that's when we talked about him.
That magic underboob shirt was the real villain of the movie.
Looks like she only has mouse fists under her shirt till 23:45. That's real Voodoo.
The “plot twist “ had me rolling laughing 😂
Haha, we spent the whole movie thinking she was the other actress.
The beginning of the movie has some Tony Khan booking in it.
The Maria Ford Clinic is where you go when you are addicted to drinking alcohol whilst watching so bad its good movies
😂
"This was made for DVD."
No I think this was made for Skinamax.
Haha, good call.
I used to watch skinemax as a kid. Good times.
So Bad It's DVD.
The Maria Ford Collection is six Movies in total.
Angel of Destruction (´94), Saturday Night Special (´94), Bram Stokers Burial of the Rats (´95), Alien Terminator (´95), Showgirl Murders (´96) and Future Fear (´97). All Movie are Roger Corman produced!
Fantastic Movies!
21:49 "No stinky!" I lost it 😂
Stinky no stinking!
4:36 “No $&@& Covid!”
So dark, yet so funny.
Thanks 🤣
OMG you don't know who Maria Ford is? Well according to Maria Ford, "Maria Ford is an established USA film actress as well as accomplished dancer. She is an international dance star of belly dance, latin dance, jazz dance and burlesque dance performance. She is also a working model standing at 5'9" tall, weighing 120 lbs. A prolific actress that has starred in many films.... she is best known for having a cult following of dedicated fans of her many erotic thriller, vampire and martial arts genre films. A long list of her films can be found on the IMDB. She is a black belt in martial arts and a combat weapons expert. She is based out of Los Angeles, CA, USA." (Bio from IMDB.) Hahaha
Can't believe I hadn't heard of this legend. I have a feeling we'll see her here again.
Do you think i can hire her? I need some sugar coating for my CV and her writing would be perfect
That's a Neil Breen esque bio 😂
Reads almost like Jalal Merhi's bio on IMDB. 🤣
I love when an expert who has watched hundreds or thousands of bad movies has never heard of a "star" with her own "collection.". What I'm saying is that she's a lot less famous than she claims to be.
You called it - the shower scene was lifted directly from another movie (Midnight Tease, to be exact).
There's actually a story behind it - the Playboy model/actress (Lisa Boyle) refused to shoot a planned scene that involved her character getting dragged off, stripped and raped by the rat monster. Think Humanoids from the Deep, if you want to know what was intended to happen. As a result of this and other arguments she had with the producers, she insisted they credit her under her alias Cassandra Leigh. As for the shower scene... that was solely down to the producers wanting to have more nude scenes of her.
That shot really stood out.
I'll BET it did.
* *wink* *
Producers are just men of culture.
I knew I recognized Maria Ford. She had an uncredited role in 1993's The Three Musketeers. She has a distinctive...face.
That ramp is very cool! Good for him!😎👍
It's really great.
OMG, that stinky plot twist! Did not see this one coming!
The best shadow boxing always encompasses the best 1950’s stance
Ok thank you for pointing out that “Stinky” was Maria Ford because I kept trying to rack my brain as to why the other actress looked so familiar without knowing or ever hearing of Maria Ford! The other actress is Lisa Boyle and I remember seeing her EVERYWHERE in the 90s, especially in T&A/SkinaMax fare! For years my hormone ravaged adolescent ‘brain’ was a HUGE fan of “that hot brunette girl that was in The Nutty Professor and Face/Off” (not in huge roles). She was a go to when a film needed a hot Playboy pinup character that could string a few words together. Looking her up now I can’t believe she is almost 60 years old!? She looks good for 58… way better than Maria ‘I had massive work done on my face and now look like a cat’ Ford! Lol
Lisa Boyle was also one of Kelly Bundy's friends.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Yes! That’s right! I forgot!
You needed Erin because she would have pointed out the hand hanging up the phone had a pinky ring
She definitely would have seen that.
"Did he just taste the slime?"
Well, you've clearly never scienced before...
Damn it, you're right.
DON'T LICK THE SCIENCE.
@@Merble Don't tell me how to science.
@@Psyrus88You must be a zoologist. Gross bro.
It's just weird science)
"It's tough to beat the Maria Ford collection...if you know what I mean" 😆
18:15 LMAO!!! Brian's laugh talk had me on the floor
15:39 sometimes, Playboy needs a prescription 🤣🤣🤣
Being stupid is a burden.
@@JasonBrant
...but SOMEBODY's got to do it!
I keep watching that bridge troll get kicked in the face short “we got ya now” LOL
That might be my favorite thing ever.
Ya know, the bridge troll thing could be made into a meme concerning a certain candidate for prez, and the other peoples obsession trying to nail said candidate 😂😂
Thanks for the update on the ramp. Great to see.
It really is.
The 90s was an interesting time to go through puberty. The Maria Ford collection indeed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
05:33 That's Lisa Boyle AKA Lissa Boyle.
Ah, the peak days of softcore p-rn. New release every week.
Can't say I recognize the name.
Is it bad I know her too? 😂
Is it bad I know who both these actresses are?
Late nights on Skinemax.
@@JasonBrant The name no, the bolo's oh yeah 😅
I'm Zach, the guy with no legs. And I want to thank everybody again for all the help. The new ramp has greatly improved my quality of life, and it really wouldn't have been possible without all of your help. Thanks again, SBIG community. HUURRRR!! 🚫🦵🦵
Really appreciated the update you sent!
Great to hear. I'm in a wheelchair most of the time but can still do 5 or 6 steps. I worry about the future, so it's nice to see ppl helping ppl
Hurrrr, brother!
That's so cool that happened!
Howdy, Team Jason!
I saw this beast some years ago, and was joyfully nonplussed by it.
I'm in the hospital with a case of gout, so y'all and Jerome Weiselberry are lifting my spirits.
Thank you!
Y’all are my favorite channel. Keep the movies coming bro!
Thanks so much! 🙏
It seems like a better Alien movie than Prometheus or Covenant.
Talkin about Roger Corman reusing scenes as you watch a Roger Corman movie! Classic!
This was a Corman movie?
@@JasonBrant well, I saw Concorde did the Maria Ford Collection so I was guessing it was a Corman production. He had to have some kind of hand in it!
@@TomTom.o.Or a pinky ringed digit.
This seems hilarious, and fun. It actually manages to be a tiny bit tongue in cheek without being too painfully obvious and still entertaining and enjoyable to watch.
Shout out to Brian for his t-shirt choice. This being released the same day Ferrari get their 1st 1-2 finish in F1 in nearly 20 years.
It's almost like some sort of cross-promotion.
Also loved the all the Alien quotes, timed to perfection as always.
This'd better be awesomely horrible, I was just about to play Helldivers 😂
It's really bad, haha. Love Helldivers!
"You're gonna love this......." Thats a red flag right there lol
🤣
@@JasonBrant Great movie though.....especially the disappearing bra at the end
Daaaaaaaamn! That ramp is straight 🔥! Well done!
It's so cool that everyone made that happen.
@@JasonBrantThe white railing is a great touch. Gonna remember that for when I get old.
Maria Ford's awesome. She's also been in a few of Don "The Dragon" Wilson's films, including Ring Of Fire 1 & 2 and also Night Hunter.
She was in Don Wilson movies? We'll definitely see her again then!
@@JasonBrant Indeed- she plays a French (and presumably lesbian) vampire in Night Hunter, lol.
Do not watch Ring of Fire please ... Lol ... If it helps any she doesn't get naked in it.
'Ring of Fire' is cheap, bad... and not in a good way.
12:40 Jason, you're right, that shower scene is from a different movie! Apparently, according to the old interview with Lisa Boyle, shower scene was edited out of one of her soft core films titled "Midnight Tease", since she refused the film similar scene from the script, where her character would be taken by the monster while she's nude, and which would then rape her. Interestingly, two years later Fred Olen Ray made a similar film titled Hybrid (1997), which had both the lesbian shower scene (and yes, with couple Playmates too), and monster raping one of the girls from the scene. If you guys wanna see some really crazy Alien rip-off, you definitely need to see Hybrid, but i'd also recommend watching Forbidden World (1982), which even the people who worked on it described as "the most sleaziest Alien rip-off ever made", and funny enough it also has a shower scene with two girls, and more than one scene where monster is either peeping in on nude girls, or trying to take them for itself.
That thumbnail... sold!
That Dave face never gets old.
@@JasonBrant I wish I could use it for all my posts
Can’t wait to see Jason in one of those killer Earthtek t-shirts.
This has probably already been posted but the Maria Ford Collection is a group of Roger Corman movies featuring Maria Ford. There were at least 6 of them, including "Showgirl Murders".
Had no idea. Thanks for the info!
Alien Terminator - ua-cam.com/video/1TXOrICr-b4/v-deo.html
Definitely worth watching.
GUYS! Maria Ford also starred in Slumber Party Massacre 3 AAAAAaaaand...
Deathstalker 4
I'm so glad they made a fourth one, the third entry had an open ending.
Maria Ford was my Jumpstart into puberty
If you can find it, Burial of the rats, trust me
Wow and Roger Corman, it sounds cool!
I'll check it out.
@@Mountain.Man.1978 also Adrian Barbau (spell check) is in it it's a Bram Stoker short story
@@JasonBrant if I can find a DVD here I'll send it
@@Samurai_StonerI’ve got her in the uncut Swamp Thing.
"NO! Stinky!", I spat my drink out. 🤣🤣🤣
Great episode, great work on ramp! Well done as always
6:05
When Jason said that "Can we pretend, that guy like him, would treat the girl, who looks like her in this way" That immediately remainded me of the The X-Files episode War of the Coprophages.
And I don’t know why, cause even if Dr. Alexander Ivanov at The X-Files was one wheel turn away from being Stephen Hawking, he wasn't coke headed creep like this VR slapper.
Nice work SBIG family doing a little bit of chaotic good in the world!
This was one of those really late night HBO movies in the early 90's. There were so many like this.
4:03 is a bong😂
BEAUTIFUL thumbnail there, Jason. That's how it's done.
Dude with the hair looks like he's the little long-lost keyboardist from Alabama.
Thank you!! This is a great addition to Palm Sunday!!!
Playmates enhance Palm Sunday.
Absolutely!!@@JasonBrant
I love Jason, he seems like a cool dude... but I kinda doubt he was clever enough to deliberately plan that out. ✌😁
Probably one of those "happy accidents" that Bob was always talking about. 😆
lol I had no idea who she was either lol but I did recognize Lisa Boyle lol
The prop at 4:03 is a Bong! That's High-Quality filmmaking right there!
The writer was like, "we all have seen Ridley Scott's Alien and it was okay. We're confident that we can make a better movie. Watch." XD
-How are going to improve on that?
-Boobas.
9:20: Singing : " I got the blue balls blues "
You can just tell an alternate title for this would be "Rat Bastard," given the look and origin of the monster.
The movies in the Maria Ford collection are apparently: Angel of Destruction (1994), Saturday Night Special (1994), Bram Stoker's Burial of the Rats (1995) (Roger Corman Presents), Alien Terminator (1995), Showgirl Murders (1996), Future Fear (1997). Y'know, just in case anyone wants to send them to Jason. ;)
I'm so glad to see the gofundme worked out!
Glad to see that ramp! That's awesome 👍🏼
Means a lot that everyone made that happen.
5:51 That's the chair from Carnosaur 2, which is also an Aliens ripoff. In fact it's basically Aliens mixed with Dino Crisis.
22:22 that was an homage to the Aliens scene where Drake dies and Vasquez wants to go back for him, and Hicks yells “Forget him, he’s gone!”
This version brought tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter 😂
Definitely an homage. Not a ripoff 🤣
@@JasonBrant a well shot, acted and executed homage that possibly tops the original scene!😁
Rat Monster Chases Nekkid Playmates should be the actual title of a movie.
The camera work reminds of a 90s kids variety show
19:00 Hudson, sir. He's Hicks. 😄
🤣
That you didn't know Maria Ford BLOWS MY MIND
You guys crack me up & make my Sundays 👍
Pre ordered Last Kumite & looking forward to it.
Thanks so much!
Remind me to never board an Alien type space mission with a dude that looks like a low rent Billy Ray Cyrus or Bob Seger.
Holy shit. The plot twist was M. Night Shyamalan level.🤯
I saw this movie as a kid on the Syfy channel (back when it was the Sci-Fi channel) and it has been permanently burned into my brain ever since
Maria Ford was in a lot of TA movies back in the 80's.
Seems like the beginning of an awesome series
That was stupid fun!!! Gotta go to work, seeya guys on Thursday!!!
See ya Thursday!
There goes shitweasel leaving to infect Stephen King with Dreamcatcher.
I had exactly the same thought.
That was a hell of a shamalama twist 😂
14:45 That was definitely a turd monster 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
If you look closely you can see the influence of Alien in this film.
It’s subtle but it’s there if you study it.
I love about 40 miles from the biosphere 2
"I am strangely invested in these characters" :D :D :D :D :D
Oh they borrowed a snip from Leviathan when the evil company says everyone died in an accident
I like how in the future they are equipped with the 1911 style .45 ACP even though it was phased out in 1985, but apparently not in cheap Hollywood prop rental companies.
Well duh
Based on the titles and posters of Maria Ford's other movies, you could probably do another 50 movies with her that are on this level
That cider is great. I live 30 minutes from Blakes. The strawberry zen is the best.
17:30
Nope.
He got the scent of the snail-trail....and lost his shit 🤣
🤮
Other titles from the Maria Ford Collection:
- Robo-Cop Predator
- Rambo Commando
- Star Trek/Wars
- Howard the Duck's Eating Gilbert Grape
Not the Gerald Ford collection, . . you don't have the clearance or balance for that.
That's definitely for a different channel, haha.
The monster is a reused suit from The Terror Within as well as the explosion. Heck I'm pretty sure the sets are from it as well.
The long mullet, tough guy scientist. Is that the lead surfer goon in 3 Ninjas??
Still better than all but the first two Alien and Terminator movies.
Just wanted to let you guys know that I discovered your channel a few weeks ago you have quickly become my favorite one.
I love all of the reactions, from the glee of the SBIG films to the agony of the pure shit ones, and you guys cheer me up when I have a crappy day.
Thanks so much! Glad to have you aboard!
"That was....stupidly dramatic." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
haha
That costume and some locations looked like it was from that movie with the mutant “gargoyles” attacking an underground base…The Terror Within?
Haven't seen that one.
I was thinking a werewolf with mange.
@@Mountain.Man.1978 yeah you could be on to something there…🤣
That was a straight up bong
Freaking Barry Gibb is super tacticool!!
Alright, next Maria Ford movie you guys watch, you have to be wearing crop tops. Maybe wait until a warm, summer day, though...
You should totally watch Maria Fords other movies. I think you would love all of them
Now that's a Thumbnail!!!!!
Haha, it sums up the movie.
Angel of Destruction=Naked Maria Ford fighting and gun toting!