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  • Опубліковано 10 січ 2013
  • Post surgery fart. Coming out after a Colonoscopy
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  • @bryankingry
    @bryankingry 6 років тому +16628

    He looks into your soul. Then, he tells you the meaning of life.

  • @jgonz185
    @jgonz185 8 років тому +6735

    I don't care how mature you are, farts are funny.

    • @melodiemitchell397
      @melodiemitchell397 8 років тому +26

      you don't even understand what mature means farts are brainless to laugh about

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich 7 років тому +106

      Simple, yet effective.👌🏼

    • @brandon2932
      @brandon2932 7 років тому +101

      +Melodie Mitchell jeez u must be fun at parties

    • @robeywan
      @robeywan 7 років тому +58

      Nobody's inviting her to a party, mate. Unless it's some sort of scrapbooking/crafts party.

    • @melodiemitchell397
      @melodiemitchell397 7 років тому +6

      so I might be a boring person by all your points of views but you have never met me and only made the description of me of one sentence well done

  • @Jonathold
    @Jonathold 6 місяців тому +864

    That wasn't even close to the biggest fart ever, but it definitely had some of the best execution I've ever seen. The way he turns towards the camera with a purpose, as if he is going to say something of great importance. The locked eyes; the dead-pan, paradoxical combination of the seriousness and nonchalance in his facial expression during release, and the pure relief afterwards.
    This was a true work of fart.

    • @choonblaze
      @choonblaze 6 місяців тому +30

      Work o' fart - I'm stealing that xD

    • @VitorAugustoVTR
      @VitorAugustoVTR 5 місяців тому +11

      Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂 This is pure gold

    • @homer9868
      @homer9868 4 місяці тому +5

      This is one of greatest comments ever, so articulate. Shakespeare would be impressed, haha

    • @thomasp100
      @thomasp100 4 місяці тому

      to the point!

    • @keithremedy
      @keithremedy 3 місяці тому +1

      Fart the pain away

  • @SpinCityDemon
    @SpinCityDemon 6 місяців тому +114

    Only just now discovered this and, despite being ten years too late, what gets me most is a deadpan expression as the gates part and the voice of a generation reverberates from this gentleman.

  • @derick2986
    @derick2986 2 роки тому +5760

    How the bed didn't start sliding from that jet propulsion is beyond me

    • @bishalsen6850
      @bishalsen6850 2 роки тому +66

      That's Hilarious 🤣

    • @29mailliw
      @29mailliw 2 роки тому +22

      😆😆😆😆

    • @loverinas
      @loverinas 2 роки тому +26

      LMFAO

    • @CrimsonA1
      @CrimsonA1 2 роки тому +1

      *His face races towards the camera, fade to black...
      YOU DIED

    • @Blackade2000
      @Blackade2000 2 роки тому +18

      I'm cryinf omfg😂

  • @happymethehappyone8300
    @happymethehappyone8300 2 роки тому +2579

    I'm Pretty Sure He Just Spray Painted The Wall Behind Him.

    • @KingDuckSauce
      @KingDuckSauce 2 роки тому +31

      LMao xD

    • @ericcutrer1467
      @ericcutrer1467 2 роки тому +7

      No because there's nothing left in you to come out.

    • @nikitodankgaming4757
      @nikitodankgaming4757 2 роки тому +17

      I mean jesus that one might've come with a small surprise

    • @happymethehappyone8300
      @happymethehappyone8300 2 роки тому +15

      @@nikitodankgaming4757 Yeah,, Like Corn & Peanuts Stuck To The Wall..Lol

    • @nikitodankgaming4757
      @nikitodankgaming4757 2 роки тому +12

      @@happymethehappyone8300 no maybe some melted Hershey bars or kisses

  • @timeforbeans
    @timeforbeans 4 місяці тому +67

    00:48 The DIRECT EYE CONTACT, as it happened, is priceless. 😆🤣

  • @davidwoods358
    @davidwoods358 8 місяців тому +109

    This is him .. the guy we've all been looking for. The only man on earth whom truly knows the meaning of life.

    • @jorgejustice
      @jorgejustice 4 місяці тому +2

      Lol this is how cults start. Learn the mysteries of Bob

  • @richardashwood5771
    @richardashwood5771 2 роки тому +11090

    I’m 67 years old and I still laugh at farts as much as I did as a kid. What a loving wife to put this on UA-cam to give us all a good laugh.

    • @siddharthapatel3511
      @siddharthapatel3511 2 роки тому +152

      So, sir you are on this video ??
      Made my day sir 😀😀

    • @richardashwood5771
      @richardashwood5771 2 роки тому +205

      @@siddharthapatel3511 No, that’s not me, but I can relate. My wife would have done the same thing to me.

    • @siddharthapatel3511
      @siddharthapatel3511 2 роки тому +40

      @@richardashwood5771 oh... I got it sir 😀

    • @CoCo-eu1hg
      @CoCo-eu1hg 2 роки тому +31

      My so does it all the time, I used to want to kill him for it. Now, I just 😅.

    • @lindagarrison1298
      @lindagarrison1298 2 роки тому +9

      👍

  • @jasperzanjani
    @jasperzanjani 3 роки тому +3642

    when he turns over and looks into the camera it's like he wants to say something very important... and he does

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 2 роки тому +57

      Out of his arse!

    • @Espressoqueen9894
      @Espressoqueen9894 2 роки тому +40

      His ass disagrees wants to talk to the manager he sounded a bit anger on the end

    • @kalil9074
      @kalil9074 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao Jaja 🤣

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 2 роки тому

      With his asshole of course

    • @romystumpy1197
      @romystumpy1197 2 роки тому +5

      Heard the saying -hes talking out of his arse.

  • @Tundra0128
    @Tundra0128 7 місяців тому +80

    “That’s what needs to happen”
    Im using that line every time I plant one from now on 😂😂😂😂

  • @bailey51115
    @bailey51115 3 місяці тому +8

    Wife: “what are you doing down there?”
    *scratching* 💀

  • @calvins48
    @calvins48 6 років тому +2974

    I feel like he looked straight into my soul when he farted

    • @Princepscivitatis
      @Princepscivitatis 4 роки тому +6

      calvins48 hahaha😂

    • @mandaboo20
      @mandaboo20 3 роки тому +15

      I'm crying lol

    • @silverwindspirit
      @silverwindspirit 3 роки тому +27

      He's trying to share with you the secret of the universe

    • @loishoover531
      @loishoover531 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mmulvill
      @mmulvill 2 роки тому +8

      It's always better to look them in the eyes...Never trust a skunk butt, especially when they try to point it at you.

  • @genesiskravitz8621
    @genesiskravitz8621 7 років тому +5024

    This man looked over 5 million people square in the eye and blew his horn. What a time to be alive. As a nurse, this was oddly satisfying for me. I know he felt so much better and closer to discharge.

  • @robertkise
    @robertkise 2 місяці тому +14

    Farts will always be funny - They were funny when you were little - They’re funny when you’re old - and they were funny at every age in between.
    The funniest jokes of all time, has always been farts. You never stop laughing about them because their humor never gets old.

    • @LuVenBen
      @LuVenBen 20 днів тому

      everyone farts, everyone thinks they're funny.

  • @naomiweaver1855
    @naomiweaver1855 6 місяців тому +15

    Poor guy. Forever remembered on the internet like this. 😂

  • @theskipper3203
    @theskipper3203 2 роки тому +2438

    Never in my life have I witnessed a less inhibited expression than he shows just before, during, and after liberating his fart… this man is my hero.

    • @mrjon75
      @mrjon75 2 роки тому +33

      Pure Alpha.

    • @gabriellagrace4734
      @gabriellagrace4734 2 роки тому +5

      Omg🤣🤣🤣

    • @klaywavy
      @klaywavy 2 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shapeshifter-theamorphousg3264
      @shapeshifter-theamorphousg3264 2 роки тому +4

      Can't tell the fart apart from the other moaning rumbe noises

    • @sasa-ix9yd
      @sasa-ix9yd 8 місяців тому

      the look of love he gave his wife as he stared at her while ripping a big fart out of his arse really filled her with delight like "ah my boy is starting to function again as us mother souls intended"

  • @Shineymcshine79
    @Shineymcshine79 7 років тому +169

    Fucking hell. Those were the eyes of a man fully committed to that fart. Bravo sir.

    • @YimidhiirWakaminPama
      @YimidhiirWakaminPama 7 років тому +5

      Shineymcshine79 an amazing performance 👏🏽

    • @morganderose3491
      @morganderose3491 6 років тому +2

      Shineymcshine79 10/10 comment...nice work fella

    • @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
      @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo 6 років тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonidjugum5553
      @tonidjugum5553 6 років тому +4

      I logged into youtube only to applaud your comment.

    • @tonydavis2672
      @tonydavis2672 2 роки тому

      It takes a true fart lover . . to praise another man for his farting technique . . . I bet you wish you could have been there to hold his hand during that special fart . . . Huh fart lover .

  • @brewcitydivers1954
    @brewcitydivers1954 7 місяців тому +5

    I have been watching this video for 10years. I always come back to it for a good laugh and to read the updated comments. I laugh so hard I'm in tears all the time. Fart humor NEVER gets old and is timeless. The 10m views prove it. Perhaps a legendary topic for making people laugh of all time. ROCK ON and keep FARTING!!!

  • @adlithin
    @adlithin 3 місяці тому +10

    2 years, every night and it's still mesmerizing to hear and watch. A true artist at work, the Pavarotti of farts and is the best human fart on UA-cam.
    So much power, such presence and sung with such majesty. Bob's fart is truly stadium applause worthy and for those not in the know, his post op
    fart has been held in high regard now in the Underground Colonoscopy Tourist scene for several years.

    • @kriselam7810
      @kriselam7810 3 дні тому

      Dying.....just fucking dying... my fiance spit chocolate milk all over me....she is gasping for air right now....

  • @steffanhiggins5748
    @steffanhiggins5748 7 років тому +291

    The way he looked at the camera 😂😂

    • @steamingdeuce868
      @steamingdeuce868 7 років тому +3

      He wasn't even impressed either. The Force is Strong in that one

    • @drakestar13
      @drakestar13 7 років тому

      lol

  • @CraZEEElife
    @CraZEEElife 6 років тому +1421

    He was like “look into my eyes, Linda”

    • @lindahuh8195
      @lindahuh8195 5 років тому +6

      CraZEEElife Ye?

    • @charity2641
      @charity2641 3 роки тому +3

      XD BRUH

    • @k3ati
      @k3ati 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lostkauz83
      @lostkauz83 2 роки тому +4

      All I can hear is bobs burgers lol

    • @drealuvsboo
      @drealuvsboo 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beardlessodin945
    @beardlessodin945 7 місяців тому +22

    The way she says “O-ho my _goodness!”_ like he blew her hair back despite aiming in the opposite direction is priceless.

  • @bigmike6030
    @bigmike6030 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm a simple man, I see fart videos, I click, I laugh.

  • @bravo2966
    @bravo2966 10 місяців тому +639

    This video is 10 years old and so far 10 million people have watched this man do his epic fart.

    • @Paul-qq7mh
      @Paul-qq7mh 8 місяців тому +10

      That is half of Australias population

    • @knutsenneundorf116
      @knutsenneundorf116 8 місяців тому +4

      A big thanks to the Internets!

    • @bravo2966
      @bravo2966 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Paul-qq7mh It's twice the population of Scotland.

    • @Wicked_Sushi
      @Wicked_Sushi 6 місяців тому +2

      I don't know why but I laughed harder at this comment than I did the epic fart.

    • @johntracy7795
      @johntracy7795 6 місяців тому +3

      No, only a million people watched it. I watched it 9 million times myself!

  • @dave9040
    @dave9040 7 років тому +192

    the fart 8/10.... but the face with the fart 10/10

    • @skahler
      @skahler 5 років тому +3

      I'm just trying to figure out where all these people are that have farted bigger than this are, and particularly where these videos are on UA-cam right now. Like seriously, I am down

    • @johnnersinger5075
      @johnnersinger5075 2 роки тому +4

      He was on a mission from god

  • @mattiasdanieldamsgaardwood1315
    @mattiasdanieldamsgaardwood1315 3 місяці тому +5

    PRESSING 7 TAKES THIS MAN TO HEAVEN!!!

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 8 років тому +1439

    I was in a real rut this evening. Thank you Bob for pulling me out of it. I've never laughed so hard.

    • @jimleonard644
      @jimleonard644  8 років тому +153

      Glad we could help. Nothing like a big fart to talk you off the ledge.

    • @frederickglass3501
      @frederickglass3501 8 років тому +33

      +Jim Leonard I still remember when my dad got his colonoscopy....not even five minutes after finishing, i went into the back room to check up on how he was doing and not even five seconds later, it sounds like he's brutally murdering a cow with his ass XD

    • @MandatoryFilms
      @MandatoryFilms 8 років тому +1

      +littleteethkeith Same.

    • @carraellis-hankins9639
      @carraellis-hankins9639 8 років тому +6

      Stop stop stop

    • @UnboundGodz
      @UnboundGodz 8 років тому +5

      +Frederick Glass omg stop, just stop xDxD

  • @rustyshakelford1279
    @rustyshakelford1279 3 роки тому +598

    0:47 Bob is a straight gangsta. He looks straight into your soul and releases the demons.

  • @heresYoshii
    @heresYoshii Місяць тому +3

    0:49 ships when they are about to depart from the shore

  • @Brendan085
    @Brendan085 7 років тому +1016

    The lack of emotion made me laugh sooooooo hard. Only thing that would have made my heart stop from laughing was if the cup behind him blew off the tray and hit the wall.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 7 років тому +12

      Brendan085 WINNER! Best comment of day.

    • @galacticteapot2623
      @galacticteapot2623 6 років тому +3

      OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ASK REDDIT TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW!

    • @ErenShouldveDucked
      @ErenShouldveDucked 6 років тому +2

      Brendan085 so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @karolinesmail489
      @karolinesmail489 6 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @colleenwhite6902
      @colleenwhite6902 6 років тому +2

      That was hilarious... 😂

  • @tylerrodriguez9233
    @tylerrodriguez9233 2 роки тому +506

    I’ve never met that dude in my life and he just peered into my soul deeper than anybody I’ve ever known

    • @rustyshakelford1279
      @rustyshakelford1279 Рік тому +14

      It’s what Bob does. Like every great wiseman, he leaves no mysteries.

  • @johnlong8082
    @johnlong8082 6 місяців тому +2

    “Bob, what are you doing down there?” “Just opening my air valve”.

  • @cunard61
    @cunard61 6 років тому +454

    The way he turned over and let loose , I'm shocked his hospital gown didn't flutter up in the air.

  • @KPhilly_
    @KPhilly_ 9 років тому +369

    I thought he was leaning over to give some life advice

  • @johnvem949
    @johnvem949 4 місяці тому +2

    This man takes zero shame in releasing that beast.

  • @iiidbeats
    @iiidbeats 8 місяців тому +1

    That’s one of them farts you release right before you get some good ass sleep 😂

  • @Koettnylle
    @Koettnylle 7 років тому +202

    God damn the anticipation before he farted almost killed me

  • @artmho1987
    @artmho1987 6 років тому +240

    “That’s what needs to happen”...best line after an epic fart.

    • @hollywoodsaint57
      @hollywoodsaint57 2 роки тому

      can we get an instant replay play by play ?

    • @tonydavis2672
      @tonydavis2672 2 роки тому

      You are a true fart maniac . . And bet you were so heartbroken because you wasn't there to sniff it .

  • @babscondo9957
    @babscondo9957 7 місяців тому

    I'm glad you're feelin' better, Bob.

  • @Nctbgs
    @Nctbgs 8 місяців тому

    Bob is a a total legend possibly borderline hero !!

  • @tomthebomb557
    @tomthebomb557 Рік тому +323

    Had this procedure a few years back and there were 5 others in the recovery room post op and the chorus of farts from the gas they use to inflate the colon was almost like an orchestra...Never laughed so hard in my life...There were old ladies and young men and women all farting in concerto..Nurse said we had to stay there until she heard at least 5 big farts from the each of us.

    • @bravo2966
      @bravo2966 10 місяців тому +64

      Once went out drinking in Edinburgh, there were 10 of us staying at the hotel, 5 in each room, just sleeping wherever we could.
      The next morning was an absolute cacophony of farts. A fart about once every fifteen seconds.
      Later, everyone was talking about all the farts.
      What they didn't realise at the time, that those farts were all me, every last one of them.

    • @Kavi_Sedai
      @Kavi_Sedai 10 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @danek_hren
      @danek_hren 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@bravo2966 lol

    • @danek_hren
      @danek_hren 9 місяців тому +2

      😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-ti9uq
      @JohnSmith-ti9uq 9 місяців тому +9

      Never imagined there were people whose job it is to make sure people fart

  • @soliegotflavor
    @soliegotflavor 7 років тому +426

    That fart should get copyrighted😂😂😂😂

    • @jayh8680
      @jayh8680 7 років тому +1

      looked so relieving lol

    • @2cheerlove55
      @2cheerlove55 7 років тому +8

      Prettyboysolie So should your comment! That shit was funny 😅

    • @soliegotflavor
      @soliegotflavor 7 років тому +4

      Ashley Meyer thx lol

    • @connorkennway2255
      @connorkennway2255 7 років тому +20

      yeah my mom do that all the days she makes huge ones and then smells like someone dead for 5 weeks lol

  • @KingNiros
    @KingNiros 6 місяців тому +4

    Caught me off guard with: "That's what needs to happen". That wiped me out! 🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 2 роки тому +734

    0:46 I love the way he just rolls over spontaneously and stares at the camera before the fun begins!

    • @tomyschoen690
      @tomyschoen690 Рік тому +9

      It’s sound like 0:04-0:08 Christine Dignam psychologist 👩‍⚕️?! With Parasol eyes 👁?!

    • @DriftZonebyIfti
      @DriftZonebyIfti Рік тому +13

      "fun" LMAOOO

    • @rustyshakelford1279
      @rustyshakelford1279 Рік тому +8

      It’s almost as if he’s making you question everything you hold sacred.

    • @Diddy_Kongs_Left_Foot
      @Diddy_Kongs_Left_Foot Рік тому +4

      0:50 that one scene in the film step brothers

    • @pauljohnson4990
      @pauljohnson4990 11 місяців тому +2

      Closes his eyes softly after blowing his guts out. “That’s what needed to happen” in Wisconsin accent. Hilarious

  • @shyman99
    @shyman99 2 роки тому +137

    When he suddenly turned towards you I thought he was going to say something profound. He did indeed and it is something none of us will ever forget.

    • @tarastrasburg1245
      @tarastrasburg1245 Рік тому +6

      I wonder if he’s aware of the UA-cam sensation he’s become.

    • @paulhaugen1341
      @paulhaugen1341 3 місяці тому +1

      Speak to me O toothless wonder!

  • @user-vh3pe2oo8u
    @user-vh3pe2oo8u 3 місяці тому +3

    Absolutely epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've watched this on a loop for ages!!! Am hurting from laughter!!

  • @oldmanbacala5571
    @oldmanbacala5571 6 років тому +388

    Legend has it that everyone within a 200 yard radius ended up with pink eye.

    • @witchypoo2424
      @witchypoo2424 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiWi-zv8vr
      @kiWi-zv8vr 2 роки тому +8

      this is a hilarious comment and all, but it has 69 likes and i don't want to change it. apologies

    • @haroldkreye8770
      @haroldkreye8770 2 роки тому +2

      Masterful comment.

    • @haroldkreye8770
      @haroldkreye8770 2 роки тому +2

      Certainly can’t accuse him of being sneaky.

    • @THarjo-ks6pf
      @THarjo-ks6pf 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahha

  • @treyshonjackson1441
    @treyshonjackson1441 7 років тому +303

    Sound better that the new bieber album

  • @BrandonKratz-ey5qd
    @BrandonKratz-ey5qd 7 місяців тому

    Glad to see Jim's doing well

  • @GaryDelabate
    @GaryDelabate 3 місяці тому +2

    Once I was lost in life, wandering with no sense of purpose. Then i sought the knowledge of a wise man. I asked “ Oh wise one, what is the meaning of life?” 0:48he gave me the answer. My world is now joyous. Thank you Shaman Bob.

  • @matthewschliesser3835
    @matthewschliesser3835 2 роки тому +1043

    I've literally watched this a dozen times and laugh so hard every time...The way he stares into my soul without an expression on his face while expelling this massive explosion of a fart is beyond words to describe! And what's also amazing is that his wife is sitting in this cloud of death swamp ass and is just laughing in utter disbelief!!!! You both are my hero!

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 2 роки тому +12

      You’ve only watched this a dozen times? I applaud you my friend. I guarantee I’ve watched it over a hundred times. It’s one of the funniest clips on UA-cam.

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 2 роки тому +3

      @@Whoopdido777 I’ve watched it that many times myself I agree I laugh every time It’s the funniest thing he just stares right into the camera and let’s one RIP.👍😆😂

    • @SolarBeingAsh
      @SolarBeingAsh Рік тому +10

      This comment made me laugh so hard I developed a six pack

    • @bethdrivas
      @bethdrivas Рік тому +9

      I've heard post colonoscopy farts don't stink because they haven't had food in two days, so it's just the air they pump up there. Makes me feel better 🤣

    • @jasjfl
      @jasjfl Рік тому +7

      For me it's the "that's what needed to happen" in a deadpan voice like he evened out the karmic balance of the universe or something

  • @bcook6489
    @bcook6489 8 років тому +248

    Sounded like my old Suzuki Dirt Bike.

  • @silageheap795
    @silageheap795 8 місяців тому

    He's got the far away stare going like a cat taking a dump 😂

  • @scott5812
    @scott5812 8 місяців тому

    Thanks for the laugh Bob! Hang in there.

  • @flexor212000
    @flexor212000 10 років тому +247

    The eye contact as he does it....

    • @Suavepebble
      @Suavepebble 10 років тому +76

      Yes, the eye contact takes this beyond the level of a typical fart video. This is a classic.

  • @paulduncan5491
    @paulduncan5491 7 років тому +371

    I laughed so hard i farted

  • @Nine-nr1pe
    @Nine-nr1pe 6 місяців тому +44

    10 years later and I still felt it through a screen

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 8 місяців тому +1

    "Ok now get the nurse I might have shit myself"

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 2 роки тому +253

    "What are you doing down there?"
    "Lighting the fuse, baby!"

  • @distortedperception716
    @distortedperception716 7 років тому +176

    look at his face the whole time he was farting😂😂😂

    • @Wayytooblunt
      @Wayytooblunt 7 років тому +1

      Branden's Outdoor Channel bu domp chhhh

    • @ravelordnito9296
      @ravelordnito9296 6 років тому +1

      Grace Pennington If you didnt see it, your fucking blind

  • @orfa4973
    @orfa4973 7 місяців тому

    The look that penetrates through every inch of your soul, followed by the thunder and the tornado of gas

  • @808JuJu
    @808JuJu 8 місяців тому +1

    Even his demons had to leave the room for a minute

  • @zukoher
    @zukoher 7 років тому +1098

    He looked into my soul

  • @Nitrous-ej5zy
    @Nitrous-ej5zy 7 років тому +146

    why did look like he wanted to tell us a secret?

    • @trickznmix
      @trickznmix 6 років тому +22

      the fart WAS the secret

    • @skahler
      @skahler 5 років тому +5

      I think he did

    • @loskithakiing6395
      @loskithakiing6395 2 роки тому +1

      Obviously a secret he couldn't keep😂😂😂😂

    • @toniomiklo2406
      @toniomiklo2406 2 роки тому

      "why did look like he wanted to tell us a secret?"
      He kinda did, didn't he?

  • @kennyh5083
    @kennyh5083 4 місяці тому

    That's nuthin' I heard my ole' buddy Bernie (a really big guy) let out a fart that rivaled any horse I've ever heard, and my family raised horses! Bernie's fart scarred me for life, I'll never be able ta get that memory out of my mind, and it's been 40 yrs already!

  • @josephpravata7764
    @josephpravata7764 8 місяців тому +1

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like an A-10 Warthog firing the guns 😅

  • @Jynxzi_ismyfather
    @Jynxzi_ismyfather 6 місяців тому +3

    He's been holding it in since 1869

  • @enigma9273
    @enigma9273 5 місяців тому +3

    That is the sound of your soul leaving your body

  • @GrimReaper-jl6gz
    @GrimReaper-jl6gz 7 років тому +193

    He is the hero we need

    • @RoGameReview
      @RoGameReview 7 років тому +9

      but dont deserve

    • @zjones9876
      @zjones9876 7 років тому +12

      No, he's the hero we deserve.

    • @ymousanon4615
      @ymousanon4615 7 років тому +2

      Indeed ! Not many know this but he is King Fart, head of the Galactic federation

  • @rdwoodw
    @rdwoodw 2 роки тому +163

    If that dude can keep a straight face during a fart like that....he can pass any lie detector test

    • @roccoz2231
      @roccoz2231 Рік тому +4

      I'm thinking this was post-surgery, so he was probably still a little loopy.

    • @bobdahlmusic
      @bobdahlmusic 11 місяців тому

      😂 agreed, lol!

  • @fritzie1968
    @fritzie1968 Місяць тому

    There's just something about a fart video that makes my day. Well done sir, well done!

  • @nikkim2811
    @nikkim2811 3 роки тому +499

    This is such a fucking classic like whenever I feel like giving up on life I play this video and laugh so hard it rejuvenates my soul.

    • @joalvarez6252
      @joalvarez6252 2 роки тому +8

      Makes you feel some type of way! 😂😎 Bob passes gas for all of us!

    • @daves7079
      @daves7079 2 роки тому +3

      Did you give up?

    • @nikkim2811
      @nikkim2811 2 роки тому +5

      @@daves7079 not yet

    • @prepmedia3618
      @prepmedia3618 2 роки тому +1

      ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lorikulstad9320
      @lorikulstad9320 2 роки тому +4

      Just watch Blazing Saddles if you want a good laugh!
      Mel Brooks is a comedy genius! Love to
      Cloris Leachman. Rest in peace. You brought laughter to so many. 💞

  • @craighartanagel858
    @craighartanagel858 7 років тому +54

    The eye contact was the best part

  • @Nimogen55
    @Nimogen55 8 місяців тому +1

    0:48 Love him or hate him but he just spoke straight facts and you know it

  • @nathancoggins
    @nathancoggins 3 місяці тому +1

    It doesn't matter how old you are or how mature you are, farts are funny. Especially the loud and wet ones.

  • @avabloom8211
    @avabloom8211 6 років тому +298

    I don't know what I doing here listening to a old man farting...😑

    • @Aria-zt2rc
      @Aria-zt2rc 6 років тому +1

      Ava Bloom same

    • @DontWant2LoseControlByEpilepsy
      @DontWant2LoseControlByEpilepsy 6 років тому +6

      Everything and everyone farts

    • @atulkumarpandey7870
      @atulkumarpandey7870 3 роки тому +4

      don't worry you will also get old...

    • @cupcakecool1009
      @cupcakecool1009 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @tonyfuri9693
      @tonyfuri9693 3 роки тому +5

      He’s not old. Probably 40’s , 50’s. Definitely not old and I’m 33. You’re just probably 16 so even 21 seems old to you rn. Then when you’re my age you will see how 21 is actually a baby’s age. It’s so weird but you’ll see and agree one day 😂. I used to think 20 year olds were old when I was 17 Haha. Life is funny

  • @Brandonian
    @Brandonian 9 років тому +48

    That look of serenity as he looked into the camera....that fart was fucking majestic and loud. Bravo old chap!

    • @waffiel420
      @waffiel420 9 років тому +3

      No words have been more true....well spoken

  • @EA6BTube
    @EA6BTube 8 місяців тому

    Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

  • @greggd2027
    @greggd2027 8 місяців тому

    With 10 million views, you know someone has run into this guy somewhere and said to him.. duuuude, you're a legend

  • @kornfreak78
    @kornfreak78 2 роки тому +142

    I don't care how old I get, I will ALWAYS find farts to be absolutely hilarious.

    • @Glozboy22
      @Glozboy22 Рік тому +10

      Anyone who doesn't think farts are funny is a very warped human being

    • @kornfreak78
      @kornfreak78 Рік тому +6

      @@Glozboy22 I absolutely agree.

    • @nerdjournal
      @nerdjournal 6 місяців тому

      search for staring into other people's eyes and farting prank. You will laugh and laugh.

  • @lindatshappat4973
    @lindatshappat4973 2 роки тому +260

    I really thought he'd fly around the room like when you release a full balloon .

    • @tonydavis2672
      @tonydavis2672 2 роки тому

      Invite him over to your house to fart and maybe he'll fly around your house . . . Fart lover . !!!!

    • @richieflagg2736
      @richieflagg2736 Рік тому

      Linda do you ever have stinky ones lol 😂

    • @bailey51115
      @bailey51115 3 місяці тому +1

      The balloon was full but no flying 🎈

  • @bm1588
    @bm1588 10 годин тому

    This was the best one minute and eight seconds of my day

  • @BeetlejuiceX3-87
    @BeetlejuiceX3-87 12 днів тому

    I came back to watch this every year and will continue to do so until I die

  • @Juno_Kujo
    @Juno_Kujo 3 роки тому +101

    He's just looking into your soul without any emotion and just basically farts all the air in his lungs and his whole entire body like it's just some normal shit... I love this man.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 2 роки тому +3

      If it was normal shit, he would be in the toilet.

    • @earnestpeeplesjr8948
      @earnestpeeplesjr8948 2 роки тому +1

      You comment has me lol'ing till I'm ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

  • @JoshLawley02
    @JoshLawley02 7 років тому +110

    God knows what colour his bed sheets are now

    • @banana-op5je
      @banana-op5je 7 років тому +16

      It's probably a new color invented

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 7 років тому +1

      Josh Lawley hey! you leave god out of this unholy tribute to Beelzebub

    • @awsomegirlx4504
      @awsomegirlx4504 6 років тому

      mackhomie6 I don't want to start an argument but do you believe in god

    • @rebekahlucas8091
      @rebekahlucas8091 6 років тому

      Awsomegirl X4 I love Jesus

    • @ErenShouldveDucked
      @ErenShouldveDucked 6 років тому

      Josh Lawley I'm literally crying from laughter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bubblezovlove7213
    @bubblezovlove7213 6 місяців тому +3

    Hardly the biggest ever. For some obscure reason, at 47 years old, i did the loudest fart of my life the other week. Started laughing and texted my wife downstairs to tell her i just did the loudest fart ive ever even heard. She said "I know! I heard it AND the dog jumped off the sofa" hahahahahaaa I didnt even eat anything different. If i knew how to fart that loud all the time i totally would. Lol It was amazing. Like a trombone.... I could have blown up a balloon with this fart and some special attachment or other hahahhaaaa

  • @frontier9142
    @frontier9142 8 місяців тому

    Turns and looks deep into her eyes then farts. A legend was born. 🤣

  • @richg9806
    @richg9806 7 років тому +58

    He's the hero we need right now

    • @zerocool7785
      @zerocool7785 7 років тому +15

      But not the hero we deserve.

    • @davesher7032
      @davesher7032 7 років тому +5

      that dark knight comment made my night. thanks

    • @tonydavis2672
      @tonydavis2672 2 роки тому

      Calm down fart lover . . I think your about to go into sugar overload and wet yourself because of a big fart. . . I bet they would have to put you on life support if he invited you over to sniff that big fart . . Yeah your just a big fart lover and just wishing you could have been there to sniff it . . . Because you seem to think a fart is some kind of hero . . . Seek Therapy fart sniffer.

  • @christopherrollason1369
    @christopherrollason1369 2 роки тому +27

    Making eye contact whilst farting is a true power move 😂

  • @jknockass
    @jknockass 8 місяців тому

    The eye contact is amazing. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Flamingodalmatian
    @Flamingodalmatian 8 місяців тому +4

    I had my appendix removed because it ruptured. I was in the hospital for 4 days, anyways, they filled me with gas because they did laparoscopic surgery, and they said I needed to fart, so I let it rip once I was feeling up to it. I felt so bad for my mom because while I was sleeping, I was farting a lot and she could really smell it! It did feel good every time I farted though, it helped relieve some of the pressure!

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland 7 місяців тому +1

      Wait how much do they use?

    • @Flamingodalmatian
      @Flamingodalmatian 7 місяців тому

      @@StrangeScaryNewEngland I do not know, but apparently it was enough to take for ever to leave my body. It was a longer surgery too because when they started, they found out that it had ruptured and gone gangrene and it was a “gnarly mess”.

  • @gundrillerman4810
    @gundrillerman4810 8 років тому +27

    Who else listened to this like 17 times??

  • @2cheerlove55
    @2cheerlove55 7 років тому +49

    Damnnn that shit probably set off all the car alarms

    • @obviouslydamon
      @obviouslydamon 6 років тому +2

      I'm in the hospital... because this made me laugh and brake my skull open...
      Did u really click Read More? Wow... dumbass.

    • @richerDiLefto
      @richerDiLefto 6 років тому +1

      And the smoke and carbon monoxide alarms.

  • @countzer0408
    @countzer0408 7 місяців тому

    Legend has it he’s still in that room, farting his brains out.

  • @rimjobledouche5201
    @rimjobledouche5201 6 місяців тому +1

    Him looking you dead in the eye while ripping that legend of a fart is the most intimidating show of dominance I have ever seen.

  • @vivrowe2763
    @vivrowe2763 8 місяців тому

    Who doesn't need a good fart each day. Louder the better.

  • @umaxen0048
    @umaxen0048 7 років тому +45

    "He leans in to give his wife a delicate kiss...."

  • @tread_well_frank2772
    @tread_well_frank2772 8 років тому +69

    farting is just laughing from the other end

    • @boosack46
      @boosack46 8 років тому +5

      that's what my mom told me god made us to do

  • @raccck780
    @raccck780 8 місяців тому +1

    bro has been holding it in until WW2 💀