Madame Web Is A $150,000,000 Filler Episode

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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell  9 місяців тому +337

    Maybe try Spider-Queen instead? bit.ly/SpiderQueenBook

    • @katherinealvarez9216
      @katherinealvarez9216 9 місяців тому +2

      Try Arachne even.

    • @originalname1239
      @originalname1239 9 місяців тому +7

      Six bucks for a book written by one of my favorite UA-camrs? Alright, you’ve got yourself a deal.

    • @TheCommonGentry
      @TheCommonGentry 9 місяців тому

      love your Marvel Bounding shirt for this vid. you're th GOAT of the SuperHero Bargin Bin ;')

    • @YourQueerGreatAuntie
      @YourQueerGreatAuntie 9 місяців тому +2

      I *really* enjoyed The Spider Queen! I'm a bit of a literary snob, and the story and characters had me really engrossed all the way through. Genuinely made me want more of this story! Looking forward to reconnecting with Shannon in the SuperZeroes universe!

    • @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e
      @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e 9 місяців тому +1

      hey maybe dont clickbait with a title like that i had no idea what the picture in the humbnail was im kinda tired. But idk i was waiting for you to stop talking about madam web and the expensive episode. :( i thought we were gonna talk about a actual show, but then u said the line.

  • @razberrypi
    @razberrypi 9 місяців тому +4480

    I loved when she said "its losing money time" and Sony lost money all over the place.

    • @alcedob.5850
      @alcedob.5850 9 місяців тому +57

      best moment in cinema ever

    • @HEROEGAME
      @HEROEGAME 9 місяців тому +105

      I actually cant stand this joke as it's everywhere, but congrats, you, this version of the joke is hilarious.

    • @thsudy
      @thsudy 9 місяців тому +12

      I hope morbius is in the sequel

    • @1MercuryOxide1
      @1MercuryOxide1 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@HEROEGAMEI agree

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 9 місяців тому +31

      I absolutely adore this joke and I think that every single comment should just be written in this format

  • @HatsAlEsman
    @HatsAlEsman 9 місяців тому +1049

    The issue is when they released Venom all they had to say for marketing was “What’s there to say? ITS VENOM!” But you cant do that for morbius and madame web.

    • @AbcVids
      @AbcVids 9 місяців тому +113

      Honestly Venom is better than the rest of Sony universe but its still not great

    • @ThePkmnYPerson
      @ThePkmnYPerson 9 місяців тому +9

      Well, they can now. It's just not necessarily a positive thing.

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar 9 місяців тому +52

      yeah, Austin's kinda wrong on calling Venom a minor Spider-Man character lol

    • @matthewmspace
      @matthewmspace 9 місяців тому +68

      I like Venom because I know the movie is not great, but it also knows it’s stupid. It’s a goofy, dumb comedy and we don’t get many of those these days.

    • @Valeriamtzp
      @Valeriamtzp 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@matthewmspace Wait did people not like Venom? In a era filled with marvel movies I didn't like or cared for Venom was a godsend for me

  • @more17
    @more17 9 місяців тому +2626

    I love how Dakota Johnson and Syndey Sweeney apparently actually thought they were going to be in the MCU. Johnson actually ditched her talent agency after seeing the trailer.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 9 місяців тому +60

      Yikes hope this isn’t true

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 9 місяців тому +705

      ​@@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario nah it is, she was misled by being told it was a "marvel project" so she signed on without looking into it

    • @LARKXHIN
      @LARKXHIN 9 місяців тому +164

      ​@@-Teague- marvel is such a dumpster fire that either version would be a death knell to sign up for these days

    • @borjallacersanz5669
      @borjallacersanz5669 9 місяців тому +428

      @@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario It's apparently what happened, her agent basically tricked her into thinking it was mcu lol

    • @BumbleCrumble1072
      @BumbleCrumble1072 9 місяців тому +77

      Didn't the same thing happen to Matt Smith?

  • @johnheart5518
    @johnheart5518 9 місяців тому +3432

    It's not Superhero Fatigue, it's not wanting to deal with shitty writing. Anything can be a good story if you write it well; just that these past few years have been full of lazy writing and even worse storytelling. Madam Web is a prime example of how atrocious the writing has gotten.

    • @endor8witch
      @endor8witch 9 місяців тому +152

      it's not. superhero is just character. the movies have many genres and styles. it seriously is no different than any characters in any show or movies...the whole "superhero fatigue" thing is laughable. it's just bad writing. no one looks at horror and go "there's ghost fatigue".

    • @TJ-bu9zk
      @TJ-bu9zk 9 місяців тому +58

      @AzureWolf168 no its bad writing that allows them to be churned out. It wouldn't matter is so many were coming out if they were GOOD. dont swallow the lie of superhero fatigue.

    • @surrcram
      @surrcram 9 місяців тому +27

      Superhero Fatigue should be seen as the phenomenon that produces badly written movies that happen to be superhero movies to imitate the success of the genre

    • @atomicmelodies
      @atomicmelodies 9 місяців тому +51

      The writing is bad because the writers are the one who are fatigued. You know how much it sucks to be forced to write essentially the same story for 10 years? Not to mention how bad the cgi artists are overworked. A drop in quality is inevitable

    • @johnodell5310
      @johnodell5310 9 місяців тому +13

      You're right. Over the past 20 years, the technology that goes into films has improved by leaps and bounds so that everything 'looks' fantastic. But the story writing and acting has got far worse than 20 years ago. Poor scripts sloppy actors who don't have much talent, directors and producers who aren't properly trained either. There's going to be a lot more financial flops unless 'socks are pulled up' soon

  • @crosseightyeight
    @crosseightyeight 9 місяців тому +952

    "I don't think audiences have superhero fatigue. I think they have bad movie fatigue."
    PREACH. I think this every time the studios make a ton of the same movie until they peter out and then say "I guess people don't like westerns/pirate movies/superhero movies anymore."
    Guys. People like good movies, and there is no inherent relationship between a movie's quality and its genre.

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 9 місяців тому +22

      Yeah, it's just saturation. Even if people only made good movies, if all of them were the same, no on would care. It takes variety and quality for any market to survive.

    • @ripwednesdayadams
      @ripwednesdayadams 9 місяців тому +6

      This. But they don’t care about that, only dollar signs.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 9 місяців тому

      Madame Web received negative reviews from critics,[91][92] who panned it as an "embarrassing mess"[93][94][95] and the "worst comic book movie" yet.[96] On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 13% of 182 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.3/10.[97]
      The review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 62% with an average score of 5.9/10, based on 355 reviews. The website's critical consensus reads, "Funny, refreshingly brief, and elevated by the chemistry of its three leads, The Marvels is easy to enjoy in the moment despite its cluttered story and jumbled tonal shifts."[135]
      Highest rated Marvel Razzie and Lowest Rated MCU film=Closest to Daredevil film- Ant-Man and The Wasp :Quantumania- The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 46% with an average rating of 5.5/10, based on 410 reviews. The site's critics consensus reads: "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania mostly lacks the spark of fun that elevated earlier adventures, but Jonathan Majors' Kang is a thrilling villain poised to alter the course of the MCU."
      Closest to Inhumans- Secret Invasion- The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 53%, with an average score of 6.1/10, based on 197 reviews. The site's critic's consensus states: "A well-deserved showcase for Samuel L. Jackson, Secret Invasion steadies itself after a somewhat slow start by taking the MCU in a darker, more mature direction."
      The Marvel Razzies-1-Morbius-On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 15% based on 283 reviews, with an average rating of 3.8/10. The website's critics consensus reads, "Cursed with uninspired effects, rote performances, and a borderline nonsensical story, this dreary mess is a vein [sic] attempt to make Morbius happen."[112] It ranks as the 16th worst-reviewed superhero movie on the site.
      2-Daredevil film-On review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes 43% of critics gave the film positive feedback, based on 228 reviews, with an average rating of 5.2/10. The critical consensus reads, "While Ben Affleck fits the role and the story is sporadically interesting, Daredevil is ultimately a dull, brooding origin story that fails to bring anything new to the genre."
      3-Howard The Duck-Howard the Duck received mainly negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 13%, based on 83 reviews, with an average rating of 3.8/10, making it the lowest-rated Lucasfilm production. The site's consensus states: "While it has its moments, Howard the Duck suffers from an uneven tone and mediocre performances."
      Worst of Marvel-Fant4stic-On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 9% of 263 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.6/10. The website's consensus reads: "Dull and downbeat, this Fantastic Four proves a woefully misguided attempt to translate a classic comic series without the humor, joy, or colorful thrills that made it great."[1] As of 2023, it the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes out of all theatrical films based on Marvel Comics properties.
      The WORST of MCU-Inhumans-The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an 11% approval rating, with an average rating of 3.70/10 based on 47 reviews. The website's consensus states, "Marvel's Inhumans sets a new low standard for the MCU with an unimaginative narrative, dull design work, weak characters, and disengaging soapy melodrama."Reviewing the season, Matt Liparota of Destructoid concluded, "Inhumans is a work with almost nothing of value for anyone. It's not even an interesting train wreck. It's just a boring, lifeless slog easily shooting to the top of the list of the worst things the MCU has produced in its near-decade of existence."
      The DC Razzies- Catwoman-On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 8% based on 197 reviews, with an average rating of 3.2/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Halle Berry is the lone bright spot, but even she can't save this laughable action thriller".
      BvS-On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 29% based on 439 reviews and an average rating of 5/10. The website's critical consensus reads: "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice smothers a potentially powerful story - and some of America's most iconic superheroes - in a grim whirlwind of effects-driven action."

    • @fredrickmansav6852
      @fredrickmansav6852 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Satellaview1889 no, if they're good people will watch them, people really just don't like bad stories, being original is nice but being good is essential.

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 9 місяців тому +5

      @@fredrickmansav6852 Not necessarily. If everything is of the same level of quality, it will attract a lot more people, and more regularly. But if everything is in the same genre, and basically the same story, eventually people won’t turn up, as once saturation is achieved, the customer base dries up. A healthy balance of quality plus originality is the only way to keep people coming back to the theaters long-term.

  • @matteovergari141
    @matteovergari141 9 місяців тому +1830

    Astonishing second entry in the MorbiusVerse

    • @keanuxu5435
      @keanuxu5435 9 місяців тому +33

      Don’t forget Venom 1 and 2!

    • @adanactnomew7085
      @adanactnomew7085 9 місяців тому +67

      It's "morbiverse" get it right

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 9 місяців тому +35

      @@keanuxu5435i’m not sure Venom is technically the same universe. remember that Eddie was confused by the existence of other superheroes when he entered the MCU, despite these movies supposedly showing us public superhero adventures.

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 9 місяців тому

      Venom 1 and 2 don't have the morbizz ​@@keanuxu5435

    • @gopo9254
      @gopo9254 9 місяців тому

      @@jaybee27Dhe is

  • @atomicmelodies
    @atomicmelodies 9 місяців тому +978

    How many 100 million dollar flops have to happen before studio exectutives start to rethink their strategy?

    • @FelixM86
      @FelixM86 9 місяців тому +89

      it doesn't matter as long as every 5th to 10th movie gets them a billion or more.....

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 9 місяців тому +79

      I don't know. How many times are they allowed to just write them off in their taxes as a loss?

    • @gma5607
      @gma5607 9 місяців тому +39

      There is a degree of ‘lag’ on this sort of thing, films don’t sprout fully formed out of the ground. It takes at least 2-3 years for a meaningful change to be seen in strategy.

    • @Rokaize
      @Rokaize 9 місяців тому +8

      @@CSLucasEpicUh, that’s not how it works lol
      Don’t become a tax attorney buddy

    • @havensohn3821
      @havensohn3821 9 місяців тому +9

      Or you get writers to write actual good stuff rather than their agenda

  • @roborob347
    @roborob347 9 місяців тому +244

    Madame Web feels like one of those scripts for a film that was cancelled because it was so bad, but the script got leaked online and everyone laughs at how bad it would have been. But this movie actually got made and released in theaters somehow.

    • @iamathousandapples
      @iamathousandapples 9 місяців тому +8

      In a better timeline we get that kevin smith superman film and this never sees the light of day

    • @TheFoolishable
      @TheFoolishable 9 місяців тому +5

      So the Flash

    • @NoobTheNewt0987
      @NoobTheNewt0987 9 місяців тому +4

      Sonys contract for Spider-Man states that they have to make a movie every 5 years and 9 months to keep the rights to Spider-Man. That’s probably the only reason they made this movie. If some executive actually thought that people would wanna see a movie about a forgettable side character in the Spider-Man comics, then they are beyond brain dead and should be fired

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 5 місяців тому

      @@NoobTheNewt0987morbius just came out last year and leaven the hunter and venom 3 are both scheduled in the next three years so it’s definitely not that. even spider-man no way home came out less than three years ago so we can’t even argue that the other movies are close enough to spider man or whatever. it’s probably just a tax rebate thing or maybe someone thought they could somehow make a bunch of money on it

  • @gezeo750
    @gezeo750 9 місяців тому +215

    It's so weird it's like all of the SSU films are stuck in this 2000's esthetic. Just to drive this point home doesn't Madame Web take place in the early 2000's?

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 9 місяців тому +35

      That's been my thought as well. Even the Venom movies, which are the best SSU films by a mile (and to be honest, still not all that great), look and feel like they came out in 2003.

    • @Valeriamtzp
      @Valeriamtzp 9 місяців тому +2

      I think one of the writers said they set it on 2003 just to use the song Toxic by Britney spears, there are a lot of comments mentioning how stupid it is they would do that but I don't buy it, they can't be serious. I felt it was about trying to connect this with tom Holland's spiderman since he would have been born around that time (even if they couldn't connect them implicitly)

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 9 місяців тому +3

      I heard that in this movie Madame Web and Uncle Ben are firefighters at the WTC on 9/11, and this movie is set a couple years after that.

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 8 місяців тому

      @@jbearclowater maybe it would work better a little bit if they were intentional throwbacks and lean into it even more but i don't think it is

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 5 місяців тому

      @@Valeriamtzp I mean did they or was it something from higherup

  • @TokuNorth
    @TokuNorth 9 місяців тому +379

    I feel like the easiest way to include Spider-Man in the "Sony-verse" is....to pick a different Spider-Man??? Miguel O'Hara would fit in perfectly (Just explain he's stuck in the past since that tends to happen to him)

    • @wave1090
      @wave1090 9 місяців тому +114

      The thing is they don't want to use another spider man than Tom Holland. Because they feel like that would make it clear to people that the SSU is not part of the MCU and never will be.
      They want that Tim Netherlands money, so they aren't gonna do that.

    • @TokuNorth
      @TokuNorth 9 місяців тому +12

      @@wave1090 Yeah that is the sad reality of it all

    • @RonaldoVODS
      @RonaldoVODS 9 місяців тому +10

      @@wave1090 that's why having a spiderman that is not Peter would work well tho?

    • @thebuddhasmiles
      @thebuddhasmiles 9 місяців тому +20

      WHAT???? Creative plots in my superhero movie? Nuh uh.

    • @SuperLuis225
      @SuperLuis225 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@RonaldoVODS no cuz the mcu did really well and sells lots of merch like toys and shirts etc. Sonys movies aren't really doing that so they'd need to bank off marvels back instead (talking strictly movie wise of course, the PlayStation 5 is doing just fine)

  • @izzy3946
    @izzy3946 9 місяців тому +147

    A super hero movie with an old lady spiderwoman sounds sick actually

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter 9 місяців тому +35

      Paralysed old woman who can only phone people and persuade them to do things to avoid a terrible fate? "Hi, you don't know me but you need to get off that train now or a supervillain will kill you." "Why should I believe you?" "I know what you had for dinner but also do what I say and I'll give you my chocolate chip cookie recipe." I would watch that.

    • @christianholbrook2686
      @christianholbrook2686 7 місяців тому +7

      It's a plague in Hollywood. We can't have old men or women as leading lads and ladies anymore. Every protagonist needs to be a 30-something just dumb enough to explain the story to but just smart enough to be a competant protagonist. That way the character can appeal to everyone (in theory)

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 9 місяців тому +578

    I know fans wanted the films to be more "comic accurate," but they didn't mean they should adopt the same business practices that make the comics unreadable to anyone who isn't a nerd with an insane amount of time and patience to wade through sludge just to find a gold nugget.

    • @thebuddhasmiles
      @thebuddhasmiles 9 місяців тому +64

      Reading mainstream comics today is the equivalent of gambling

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 9 місяців тому +46

      That's actually a perfect way to describe modern marvel movies

    • @luckygitane
      @luckygitane 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thebuddhasmilesit's always been that way

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 9 місяців тому

      @@mythcat1273Madame Web received negative reviews from critics,[91][92] who panned it as an "embarrassing mess"[93][94][95] and the "worst comic book movie" yet.[96] On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 13% of 182 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.3/10.[97]
      The review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 62% with an average score of 5.9/10, based on 355 reviews. The website's critical consensus reads, "Funny, refreshingly brief, and elevated by the chemistry of its three leads, The Marvels is easy to enjoy in the moment despite its cluttered story and jumbled tonal shifts."[135]
      Highest rated Marvel Razzie and Lowest Rated MCU film=Closest to Daredevil film- Ant-Man and The Wasp :Quantumania- The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 46% with an average rating of 5.5/10, based on 410 reviews. The site's critics consensus reads: "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania mostly lacks the spark of fun that elevated earlier adventures, but Jonathan Majors' Kang is a thrilling villain poised to alter the course of the MCU."
      Closest to Inhumans- Secret Invasion- The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 53%, with an average score of 6.1/10, based on 197 reviews. The site's critic's consensus states: "A well-deserved showcase for Samuel L. Jackson, Secret Invasion steadies itself after a somewhat slow start by taking the MCU in a darker, more mature direction."
      The Marvel Razzies-1-Morbius-On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 15% based on 283 reviews, with an average rating of 3.8/10. The website's critics consensus reads, "Cursed with uninspired effects, rote performances, and a borderline nonsensical story, this dreary mess is a vein [sic] attempt to make Morbius happen."[112] It ranks as the 16th worst-reviewed superhero movie on the site.
      2-Daredevil film-On review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes 43% of critics gave the film positive feedback, based on 228 reviews, with an average rating of 5.2/10. The critical consensus reads, "While Ben Affleck fits the role and the story is sporadically interesting, Daredevil is ultimately a dull, brooding origin story that fails to bring anything new to the genre."
      3-Howard The Duck-Howard the Duck received mainly negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 13%, based on 83 reviews, with an average rating of 3.8/10, making it the lowest-rated Lucasfilm production. The site's consensus states: "While it has its moments, Howard the Duck suffers from an uneven tone and mediocre performances."
      Worst of Marvel-Fant4stic-On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 9% of 263 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.6/10. The website's consensus reads: "Dull and downbeat, this Fantastic Four proves a woefully misguided attempt to translate a classic comic series without the humor, joy, or colorful thrills that made it great."[1] As of 2023, it the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes out of all theatrical films based on Marvel Comics properties.
      The WORST of MCU-Inhumans-The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an 11% approval rating, with an average rating of 3.70/10 based on 47 reviews. The website's consensus states, "Marvel's Inhumans sets a new low standard for the MCU with an unimaginative narrative, dull design work, weak characters, and disengaging soapy melodrama."Reviewing the season, Matt Liparota of Destructoid concluded, "Inhumans is a work with almost nothing of value for anyone. It's not even an interesting train wreck. It's just a boring, lifeless slog easily shooting to the top of the list of the worst things the MCU has produced in its near-decade of existence."
      The DC Razzies- Catwoman-On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 8% based on 197 reviews, with an average rating of 3.2/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Halle Berry is the lone bright spot, but even she can't save this laughable action thriller".
      BvS-On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 29% based on 439 reviews and an average rating of 5/10. The website's critical consensus reads: "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice smothers a potentially powerful story - and some of America's most iconic superheroes - in a grim whirlwind of effects-driven action."

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 9 місяців тому +10

      I started collecting comics a few months ago and I remember having the thought “this is 80s clickbait” while I sifted through boxes in the shop one day

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 9 місяців тому +367

    Rule of storytelling: "is this the most interesting part of your character's life, if not-why aren't you showing that?"

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 9 місяців тому +24

      This is why the origin story is the only thing worth telling about super heroes. After that, it just becomes boring.

    • @The_CGA
      @The_CGA 9 місяців тому +10

      @@SchmidtelpunktI think you read that backwards-you can have a story about a superhero that isn’t an origin story-but don’t tell us about the origin story in that episode.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 9 місяців тому +2

      That's also why I don't like a lot of biopics. A lot of people haven't figured that out, even the ones who are incredible filmmakers.

  • @makya
    @makya 9 місяців тому +89

    watching sony and marvel wrestle over spiderman is like watching two divorced parents fighting over custody of their child

  • @TheMikey2207
    @TheMikey2207 9 місяців тому +713

    I’ll never forgive Sony for miscasting Sydney Sweeney, we should’ve had her as Black Cat.

    • @ericknorskr8568
      @ericknorskr8568 9 місяців тому

      even the tits are accurate, truly an missed opportunity

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 9 місяців тому +64

      She's an interesting pick for Black Cat. I like it.

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 9 місяців тому +63

      The MCU has used actors twice a few times. Sydney can be cast as Black Cat.

    • @eskewroberts7663
      @eskewroberts7663 9 місяців тому +4

      That would've been THE choice

    • @willypro4949
      @willypro4949 9 місяців тому +17

      I hope nobody cares for spoilers but it pissed me off seeing her as a HS girl LIKE not again bruh💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Lakeside80
    @Lakeside80 9 місяців тому +49

    I love how they left a piece of venom behind but jettisoned the Sony's character out. "We hate your character, but we'll taking that venom to use on someone better."

  • @astromonkey2
    @astromonkey2 9 місяців тому +138

    I kinda think that the avengers origins through infinity war story arc was so sweeping and then came to a nice neat wrapped up conclusion that not only have other studios been trying to duplicate it but also marvel it self is struggling making lightning strike twice (insert Thor joke here).

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 9 місяців тому +42

      The MCU felt a bit like a concert where they played all the hits and then Endgame was the big encore with a signature song, except then for some reason the band decided not to leave the stage and instead hung around kept playing some combination of obscure stuff from the back catalogue and new unfinished songs that most of the crowd doesn't really have any interest in hearing.

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@krombopulos_michaelIIRC they wanted to go singular but then apparently the Disney execs were pleasantly surprised by Jonathan Majors' performance as Kang and decided to make him THE NEXT BIG ENEMY. Boy did they bet on the wrong horse.

    • @pXnTilde
      @pXnTilde 9 місяців тому +6

      not to mention Disney DEI-d the roster and all the characters people actually liked were pushed to the side, replaced, or killed.

  • @samanthaw.861
    @samanthaw.861 9 місяців тому +103

    I think you hit the nail on the head with the SSU not meshing with the MCU. The aesthetic of the SSU is, in my opinion, perfect for Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man universe…but that’s not the current universe.

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 9 місяців тому +4

      I mean, considering how they were planning to have TASM2 to kick off their own Spider-Man cinematic universe before that film underperformed and fans and critics started putting Sony under a more critical eye (especially after the infamous Sony hack led to all those emails getting leaked and kinda forced them to make that deal with Disney to have Spider-Man as part of the MCU), this feels like an attempt by Sony at salvaging what plans they had for that cinematic universe.

  • @grey_b7319
    @grey_b7319 9 місяців тому +190

    I don't know anything about the original character, but turning a paralyzed, blind old lady into a 30 yo able-bodied woman is a huge shame. I admit I'm not a movie buff, but the only movie with a disabled hero protagonist I can remember off the top of my head is Daredevil. And I don't recall any old lady heroine protag. I'm sure the actress has done a great job with what she was given, but the og Madame Web sounds and looks a lot cooler.

    • @WG55
      @WG55 9 місяців тому +24

      I am reminded of how Dr. Strange's Ancient One ended up being played by Tilda Swinton somehow. 🤨

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter 9 місяців тому +20

      Deadpool has cancer, but movie superhero cancer, like Lady Thor.

    • @VTsiFanfic
      @VTsiFanfic 9 місяців тому +28

      It could have worked if she got injured at the end of the movie like Professor X. Becoming psychic and learning the consequences of changing things (or letting them happen) causing her to go from wannabe hero to future evil mastermind.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 9 місяців тому +10

      @@VTsiFanficI think Madame Web DOES get blinded at the end of this movie.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 9 місяців тому +11

      @@WG55 The Ancient One was a Tibetan man, and Marvel's Chinese backers didn't like reminding people of Tibet, so Marvel changed it.

  • @Therealjoker44
    @Therealjoker44 9 місяців тому +300

    I need more public domain superheros

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 9 місяців тому +11

      We I need the villains I do.

    • @zellfaze
      @zellfaze 9 місяців тому +25

      We just need more public domain generally. Abolish copyright.

    • @thebuddhasmiles
      @thebuddhasmiles 9 місяців тому +15

      Public Domain Expansion: Steamboat Mickey

    • @verskarton
      @verskarton 9 місяців тому +5

      You can always create your own. Or make a knock-off.

    • @JDxY-2
      @JDxY-2 9 місяців тому +1

      A Public Domain Spider-Man horror Movie could work and have potential, if done correctly. Have the film be about Peter who has recently became Spider-Man succumbing to the radioactive Spider bite and becomes a Man Spider creature (like in the Comics and 90’s series). And then a while later loses control and goes a massacre, killing anyone nearby, and possibly taking out some of his rouge’s gallery, that would be interesting. But what am I going to expect😒 they’re most likely going to pay a nearby middle aged man to dress in a small Spider-Man halloween costume and then film it with a phone😂

  • @THE_bchat
    @THE_bchat 9 місяців тому +69

    "Bad Movie Fatigue" really needs to replace "Superhero Fatigue" as the go-to phrase of choice. Nobody wants to watch a bad movie, regardless of the genre.
    The problem with the "Sony Spider-Verse" is whoever they put in-charge of it clearly doesn't care about the source material. Even without Spider-Man, Sony still has some decent characters that they have access to that could be turned into good films IF they get people to work on them that care about the characters.

    • @JaceDanielFilms
      @JaceDanielFilms 9 місяців тому +2

      Honestly no it isn't, I'd take a mediocre original film to a superhero film any day. I'm tired of the same concepts over and over, even if it's well written, it's still just the same stuff. Give us something different

    • @THE_bchat
      @THE_bchat 9 місяців тому +3

      @@JaceDanielFilms It's not like other types of movies aren't being made, though. Nobody's forcing you to watch superhero movies, are they?

  • @Chronoplague
    @Chronoplague 9 місяців тому +67

    A Final Destination style movie with an elderly paraplegic woman at the center giving ominous and cryptic warnings to people could be fun. You could even make it an anthology movie to introduce characters who don't have the charisma to be the villain of a mainline Spiderman film.

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 9 місяців тому +45

    In another universe, the SSU would’ve been the Insomniac Spiderman games come to life but all we got was Morbin time.

  • @trober256
    @trober256 9 місяців тому +38

    Whenever Spider-Man is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “where’s Spider-Man?”

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 9 місяців тому +5

      All Ned had to do was spend 3 minutes waving his fingers and asking to find Peter Parker and he got two of them. The SSU meanwhile hasn't done it in 5 years.

  • @aakashsancheti9614
    @aakashsancheti9614 9 місяців тому +51

    2:01 there are like thousands of different Spider-People, they could just made their own Spidervengers vs Sinister 6000 and made money but they wanted villains c tier characters, Disney litreally made a team of Spider Men on Tv called Web Warriors, thats all they had to do
    10:51 fun fact: There were references to both Andrew Garfield & Tom Holland but all of them were scrapped
    Madame Web is the most average bad movie you can watch, so like a 3/10

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 9 місяців тому

      Nobody cares about any of those other Spider-People.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 7 місяців тому

      ​@@KasumiKenshirouspeak for yourself

  • @barflugnarven
    @barflugnarven 9 місяців тому +27

    I actually went to see it yesterday because Doug Walker said it was hilariously bad. My gf had to tell me to shut up because I was laughing too loudly at the dialogue, though she was laughing too. It really is the spiritual successor to Morbius in that way

  • @Cjaj2
    @Cjaj2 9 місяців тому +25

    "no one knows when the main character is gonna come back from vacation." that's exactly what these Sony Spiderman movies feel like lol

  • @antiseth3964
    @antiseth3964 9 місяців тому +51

    I largely agree with the sentiment that this is a “bad movie” problem more than it is a “superhero fatigue” problem. I’ve recently been re-watching the Infinity Saga over the last year as part of a review podcast, and many of the mediocre films from that saga at least have solid scripts and excellent production quality-even if there isn’t much emotional impact. What we are seeing in a large chunk of the last several years are corporate decisions trying to replicate lightning in a bottle when the secret is just to make a good freaking movie. Even if commercially it fails after that, you at least have a movie that is guaranteed in some way to be a cult classic, and you can make some of that film’s budget back down the road in distribution and media sales.

  • @KyleSupremeo
    @KyleSupremeo 9 місяців тому +29

    I feel like during the scene where they guess the babies name at the shower Cassie was supposed to guess the babies name was Peter but they cut it. It felt like the fiture visions were building towards it in that scene.

    • @rachel_13
      @rachel_13 9 місяців тому +3

      I think you’re right, especially because Adam Scott’s character was named Ben!

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta 9 місяців тому +72

    Crazy how Sony could save money only relying on spiderverse movies, yet they choose to burn money with Morbius, Venus and now Madame Web

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 9 місяців тому +2

      😅

    • @v9productions
      @v9productions 9 місяців тому +2

      They are in the same boat as DC with trying to make Marvel styled movies.... DC does great when they make Joker, The Batman, Dark kNight(Trilogy); Dark tone, realism, Character development and Arcs.... Sony has a better chance at creating long lasting memories with audiences by doing the Spiderverse styled art with real life character arcs, motivations and experiences...

  • @ZggFghvgGrffht
    @ZggFghvgGrffht 9 місяців тому +2701

    Calling an entire movie a filler episode is crazy.💀

    • @cobble616
      @cobble616 9 місяців тому +117

      My first reactions was "solid burn"

    • @douglaswolfen7820
      @douglaswolfen7820 9 місяців тому +313

      *_Making_* an entire movie a filler episode is crazy

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 9 місяців тому +56

      Accurate though

    • @KeeperOfKale222
      @KeeperOfKale222 9 місяців тому +43

      Crazy? Accurate!

    • @danang5
      @danang5 9 місяців тому +17

      @@douglaswolfen7820to add to that,making the first few "episode"(movie) of a "series"(multiverse) a filler episode is also insane

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite 9 місяців тому +83

    Movie tickets are way too expensive these days to go see "filler" episodes. A ticket here in Sweden is 16 bucks, ain't no way I'm paying that for anything but a guaranteed good experience.

    • @LuizVitor
      @LuizVitor 9 місяців тому +4

      yes!! here in brazil some places a ticket can go for 40 bucks. ik it is not converted to ur currency but going to the movies to pay above 40 on a single ticket its waaaay too expensive if aint gonna be a good experience 😭

    • @Zooasaurus
      @Zooasaurus 9 місяців тому +2

      I mean, in my country a ticket costs like 5 bucks and I still won't watch it lol

    • @LuizVitor
      @LuizVitor 9 місяців тому

      @@Zooasaurus for this movie is quite expensive 5 bucks

    • @averagetemp3014
      @averagetemp3014 8 місяців тому

      American here, ticket prices go upwards of 13 bucks USD. Comparatively cheap compared to some other countries, but then again, any money spent on this movie is money well wasted.

    • @averagetemp3014
      @averagetemp3014 8 місяців тому

      Being an American, next to everything here is pretty exorbitant, including ticket prices. But then again, any money spent on this movie is money well wasted.

  • @sanjeethmahendrakar
    @sanjeethmahendrakar 9 місяців тому +42

    I'm personally glad Sony is doing its own thing in the corner because atleast it gives me relief knowing the MCU isn't doing as bad as that.

  • @creepybantha1665
    @creepybantha1665 9 місяців тому +21

    I love how 90% of Ezekiel Sims’ lines were blatantly dubbed in post

  • @meaty8887
    @meaty8887 9 місяців тому +34

    I wouldn't be surprised if Sony or any one of these studios (Marvel) suddenly used Supaidaman (Japanese Spiderman) as their next major project for their next movie or series.

    • @austinmcconnell
      @austinmcconnell  9 місяців тому +39

      I want to live long enough to see a 4K remaster of Supaidaman on Criterion.

    • @Dorgpoop
      @Dorgpoop 9 місяців тому +12

      "An Emissary from hell" is such an awesome line that I would love to hear again.

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 9 місяців тому +1

      I'm hoping that he and Leopardon show up in the third Spider-verse movie, somehow.

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 9 місяців тому +2

      Toei spiderman 😂

    • @more17
      @more17 9 місяців тому +1

      OMG I love this idea...THIS is what Sony would do if they had any creative vision for their Spider-Man cinematic universe.

  • @LightPink
    @LightPink 9 місяців тому +195

    I didn't even know this movie existed until now 💀

    • @ripwednesdayadams
      @ripwednesdayadams 9 місяців тому +5

      Same 😂

    • @azuradawn5683
      @azuradawn5683 9 місяців тому +4

      Oh good it's not just me lol

    • @khysor1832
      @khysor1832 9 місяців тому +4

      This is all news to me. Where tf was this?

    • @claudius3359
      @claudius3359 8 місяців тому

      Honestly at this point I think diehard fans that follow every news & rumor are mostly the ones that knows this movie.

    • @claudius3359
      @claudius3359 8 місяців тому

      Honestly at this point I think diehard fans that follow every news & rumor are mostly the ones that knows this movie.

  • @catarmy9496
    @catarmy9496 9 місяців тому +19

    10:26 When you made that Monty Python reference, I remembered what real art was... and how far Marvel is from any of that

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 9 місяців тому +8

    The credit scene hot potato game with venom between studios is genuinely hilarious

  • @surfie007
    @surfie007 9 місяців тому +55

    The fact that I’ve not even heard of this movie till now says something

  • @FindTheFun
    @FindTheFun 9 місяців тому +56

    Imagine how many starving children you could feed for 100 million dollars...

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 9 місяців тому +8

      Why feed them when you can spend 150 million on a movie to try and entertain them

    • @Onaterdem
      @Onaterdem 9 місяців тому +8

      @@richborn6700 "when you can spend 150 million on a movie to try and entertain them"
      That's... Not what's happening here at all

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@richborn6700 ah shitty movies as sustenance?

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 9 місяців тому +24

    If Sony is smart, the SSU should just be a different Spider-Man, there are MANY different one's they could use.

  • @londy3127
    @londy3127 9 місяців тому +15

    just do a live action miles morales universe damn, there's a reason why there's TWO mainstream spidermen. let peter parker be disney's, make miles morales be sony's

  • @nosnackz
    @nosnackz 9 місяців тому +28

    These newest superhero movies need good writing. The visuals don't matter anymore, it can even be animation. As long as the story and characters are good

    • @simonster-9094
      @simonster-9094 9 місяців тому +7

      And the Spiderverse movies prove that.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 місяці тому

      Imagine a well written movie where all the visuals are just from various licensed games.

  • @somecallmejeremy
    @somecallmejeremy 9 місяців тому +40

    I'm gonna be true to myself and say that The Marvels was infinitely better than this even if it's a low bar. At least, the trio had chemistry and was bonding throughout the movie with and without their powers. You don't really see that in this movie and the three girls who are supposed to be Spider-Women in the future were just people for Cassie to babysit until Ezekiel is defeated.

  • @rajlalwani9908
    @rajlalwani9908 9 місяців тому +22

    did marvel really say one spiderman movie every 69 months!?!

    • @claudius3359
      @claudius3359 8 місяців тому

      I mean you could see it as something done intentionally since Marvel is getting their characters back for their cinematic universe project,but that's just my theory.

  • @batnerd5148
    @batnerd5148 9 місяців тому +8

    Sony literally just needs to cast a second Spider-Man they can use in their movies. If they really don’t want to use Peter Parker because of Tom Holand, then they need to introduce a live action version of Miles Morales and use him.

  • @JaceDanielFilms
    @JaceDanielFilms 9 місяців тому

    Its sad seeing people saying "its not superhero fatigue, its bad writing fatigue" when there are plenty of well written movies that ARENT popular that they refuse to watch because it isnt superheroes. Even if you make a great superhero movie, at the end of the day... Its still just more of the same.

  • @Wyrmwould
    @Wyrmwould 9 місяців тому +7

    You know you are in serious trouble when the best idea you can come up with for your Spider-Man franchise is to make Spider-Man the villain. But I absolutely agree with the idea that we are suffering from bad movie fatigue instead of superhero fatigue. That is certainly true!

  • @iamathousandapples
    @iamathousandapples 9 місяців тому +32

    I've felt this way since The Winter Soldier. I dont want a multi hour soap opera episode i want a self-contained story that leaves the possibility of expansion if I like it enough

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 9 місяців тому +10

    i think its truly too bad to watch this unfold v. the incredible creativity, scope, and animation wonder of the animated Sony Spider-Man movies, Spiderverse goes hard

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 9 місяців тому

      The fact the Oscars nominated Black Panther for Best Picture instead of Into the Spider-verse was ridiculous.
      Bloody live action bias.

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 9 місяців тому +56

    I can't remember the last time I watched a movie that felt like a passion project and not a committee-made checklist of money-making tropes.

    • @butterymales
      @butterymales 9 місяців тому +16

      That seems like a you problem. You didn't watch Oppenheimer? MI7, Poor Things, Saltburn, Flower Moon, just off the top of my head.. It's not unreasonable to expect passion from big-budget movies, it's unreasonable to expect it from ONLY big-budget mass-appeal movies

    • @keanuxu5435
      @keanuxu5435 9 місяців тому +3

      Iron-Man 1

    • @valletas
      @valletas 9 місяців тому +11

      Thats a you problem
      People be only watching mass appeal superhero movies and then say they represent the entire movie industry

    • @gleebybooer
      @gleebybooer 9 місяців тому +5

      there’s been so many recently, if you just watch marvel/dc slop obviously you are gonna be disappointed

    • @66Roses
      @66Roses 9 місяців тому +5

      I see. It is unreasonable of me to expect movies throwing the equivalent of a small country's GDP at a project to actually care about telling a good story. Silly me.

  • @confetti8160
    @confetti8160 9 місяців тому +8

    God, this would've been so much cooler if it was about a blind old lady, not even joking.

  • @TwentyNineJP
    @TwentyNineJP 9 місяців тому +4

    This wouldn't be happening if copyright hadn't been extended so many times and Spiderman were in the public domain already

  • @X-35173
    @X-35173 9 місяців тому +12

    "Fine, take Peter Parker, we'll just go hard af on Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy!"

  • @kylespevak6781
    @kylespevak6781 9 місяців тому +4

    The concept of making a film around a side character of a main character without mentioning the main character is kind of insane

  • @JP-1990
    @JP-1990 9 місяців тому +3

    This movie should've been Charlie's Angels with spider-themed powers.

  • @vixter1_
    @vixter1_ 9 місяців тому +32

    His film was doomed from the get go, and Dakota Johnson didnt helped it during the press interviews

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 9 місяців тому +4

      What did she say in the press interviews? I'm not finding anything notable after looking it up.

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 9 місяців тому +11

      @InevitableOption-ic2vx If she was misled to believe it was, then I would be disappointed and dull in interviews as well.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 9 місяців тому +9

    Here's what I don't get: if it's all about holding onto IP rights, why not save money by cutting the 150m to 50m and giving it to a promising director with a passion? If it flops, you saved money. If it's a hit, you're better off than where you're at now. Since these movies are essentially write-offs for the time being, why bother with a committee? It doesn't make any sense.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, if you have to make it no matter what and all you care is that it Exists so that you can maintain the rights, then take the free chance to just make a cheap gamble!

  • @eduardodiasdeandrade5648
    @eduardodiasdeandrade5648 9 місяців тому +2

    That evil Spider guy reminds me of CW's The Flash, where every season you would have (at least) one new evil Flash and some of them looked really generic like that

  • @JustJessee
    @JustJessee 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm not trying to justify Dakota Johnson's acting abilities, especially in this movie. I will point out that the characterization of Cassy Webb makes waaaayyy more sense when viewed through the lens of "Cassy is a 30 year old Gen Xer from New York in 2003".That generational key point actually makes her....odd personality quirks way more realistic. I remember how my own brother was at around that age, around that time frame and it tracks.

  • @ROBbYZ_Music
    @ROBbYZ_Music 9 місяців тому +9

    I study film at University and I talked to my teachers about this.
    Not Madame Web specifically, but about why do big companies make movies that are just...bad and unwanted
    Well, to put it simply, it will sound very harsh, but from what my teachers said, the main thing that people care at such big studios are mostly money and their image.
    Basically, the overall tactic is to plan out a few movies for the year, invest all your best in a few ones, make a few very bad ones just because (to see if maybe those "bad ideas" could work somehow) and then make some movies that are both made with care, but they don't expect much with it.
    Now, I asked why don't they care about each movie and make each one perfect.
    Well, once again, money.
    You can make 10 perfect movies, but no one can guarantee that by 100% following the vision of the creative team will always work.
    So, to avoid that, big studios just hope they manage to make a cash cow film to earn huge amounts of money in years to come, have a few movies that blow up for a short period of time and some spare ideas that they made just because.
    It is very sad to learn that bad movies may just be bad on purpose and no matter how hard you cry or how affected you feel, or how much are you worried about the actors and the vfx and Overall quality, if the heads of the company didn't care about it, be sure that thing won't shine.
    It is painful to understand that in reality, no matter how much you love movie making or movies in general, no matter how many ideas you have and how much time you pour into them, at the end of the day, you may end up most of the time in front of people who tell you that all that matters is money being made and that's it.
    It is sad. I was so disappointed to just have to accept that all the "bright" ideas in my mind will never be better than money for certain people (and I'm afraid most).
    So yeah, bad movies are sometimes made on purpose or are made by mistake, but if the studio did not care about it's performance and how it will affect their image, then don't even bother complaining to the moon and back about smth.
    Edit: Also I believe there is some stealing done through movie making with such high numbers.

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 9 місяців тому +21

    2:17 sorry, but we’re a SPUMM household here

  • @IshaanShenoy
    @IshaanShenoy 9 місяців тому +3

    There was a rumour that said that Madame Web went through extensive reshoots.
    This was also said by Dakota Johnson herself.
    Apparently the move would have originally featured Spider-Man(ANDREW GARFIELD) and a few other Spider-Man related Easter eggs.
    And would have ended with the birth of Peter Parker but the whole thing was scraped due to timeline issues.
    Take that as you will.
    😅

  • @Boomerangofjustice
    @Boomerangofjustice 9 місяців тому +4

    I feel like so much film criticism has boiled own to obliquely saying "the writing is bad" with zero observations to back it up. I like how you actually unpack the ways in which the movie actually feels poorly executed from various angles.

  • @willpower
    @willpower 9 місяців тому +2

    This was the most fair review and state of the game update. SSU and even MCU now are tragically out of juice as they stopped letting real creatives have the wheel that care about a properties. Content by committee on over blown budgets will kill the industry for awhile.

  • @HarryBork
    @HarryBork 9 місяців тому +15

    I have FANT4STIC flashbacks.

  • @wes8382
    @wes8382 9 місяців тому +4

    Enjoyed your refreshing take on the movie. Sony trying to keep their Spiderman rights makes total sense as to why they dumped this movie and ran. Also sucks to have a superhero movie with no superheroes and no costumes except for pretty much what you see in the trailers.

  • @CalvinChikelue
    @CalvinChikelue 9 місяців тому +8

    Post-Madam Web I have to wonder if the cost of producing these Spider-Flops trumps the benefits Sony feels they get from retaining the Spider-Rights.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 9 місяців тому +5

    5 years and 8 months is a very generous time-frame for Sony to be making Spider-Man movies. It will not take that long for the next Spider-Verse movie to come out, why did they feel the need to create Madame Web?

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 7 місяців тому +1

      The spider-verse movies might not count towards this, since sometimes live action rights and animation rights are separated

  • @Lechgang
    @Lechgang 9 місяців тому +3

    It's not Superhero fatigue.
    And I know this because whenever a *good* superhero movie comes out. It takes over the world for a solid week.

  • @aetriandimitri190
    @aetriandimitri190 9 місяців тому +4

    The thing thats weird about the 5 year thing is that they didn't even need to release the film to meet the deadline due to kraven, and then venom 3 will come out before the deadline again. So there was no reason to release this film now when its such a mess. They couldve even waited just a few months after venom 3 just to buy some extra time and used that time to make the film coherent

  • @Dative420
    @Dative420 9 місяців тому +10

    I feel like it would have been good if they didn't hire the morbius writers and if they didn't dub like it feels like on set when they said a line than somebody comes and says "hey dont say that line we changed it again"

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 9 місяців тому +5

    Why is the villain just Turkish Spider-Man

  • @julias.7534
    @julias.7534 9 місяців тому +1

    The Spiderman debacle reminds me of when Gotham technically wasn't allowed to have the Joker in their series to make sure "audiences weren't confused" with this alternate universe style of Joker, so somehow, the Gotham bumbled their way into technically having TWO Jokers who carried the iconography, the symbolism, the wink-wink-nudge-nudge references -- but weren't allowed to call him the Joker.

  • @elodie_your_nice_friend
    @elodie_your_nice_friend 9 місяців тому +32

    You're onto something good, keep it rolling

  • @BellumBean
    @BellumBean 9 місяців тому +2

    2:22 It’s actually crazy how little creativity was put into all the posters.

  • @GrandMasterBruh
    @GrandMasterBruh 9 місяців тому +8

    I really hope those suits at the top start learning really fast that the “cheat code” of getting billions of dollars from lazy superhero movies doesn’t work anymore. I love Superheroes, and it sucks to see them get ruined over and over just to setup some cinematic multiverse.

  • @SevenPilot
    @SevenPilot 9 місяців тому +2

    I agree with you whole heartedly. Across the spider verse and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 both being major succusses proves that audiences don't have superhero fatigue, they have bad movie fatigue. I feel like this will eventually pass once someone brings back the magic of 2010s MCU.

  • @Voidelle
    @Voidelle 9 місяців тому +3

    These super-hero rights contracts should’ve had a clause where really bad performing movies/shows (or ones that hurt public opinion on the characters) either shorten or void the contract.
    “You didn’t treat our girls with any damn respect, and our boy spidey’s been pretty mistreated too…. NO MORE IP’S FOR YOU!”

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 9 місяців тому

      Who would agree to that?

    • @Voidelle
      @Voidelle 9 місяців тому +2

      @@NJGuy1973 that’s a more than fair point, but these IPs are worth millions. If they don’t treat them like they are worth protecting, they will be dragged in dirt forever imo. Still, it’s a not likely to happen.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 місяці тому

      ​@@NJGuy1973"If you won't agree then no deal. How badly do you want our spider?"

  • @patriciastastna3768
    @patriciastastna3768 9 місяців тому +2

    It can work - Dune for example, it was worth watching even tho the first movie was basically opening for the story to unfold. It can be done, just not here

  • @napdogs
    @napdogs 9 місяців тому +6

    Wait! I had no idea morbius had anything to do with spiderman!

  • @PuppetSquid
    @PuppetSquid 9 місяців тому +2

    It's frustrating that the film's pitch is basically Final Destination Vs Spider-Jason and yet it was fumbled so hard even the trailers sucked.
    Being hunted by a Spider Totem who's gone gloves off is a death sentence, even more terrifying if they think you're powerful enough that they have to use stealth since they're now basically Batman with Xenomorph powers. Precognition is one of the few abilities that might save you, and even then it's going to be flooding you with visions of your gruesome death. How do you make that boring!?

  • @mewgiah8057
    @mewgiah8057 9 місяців тому +4

    You have to feel bad for the director. She spent decades paying her dues in the industry only to be given this train wreck by Sony. Everything about this movie stinks of corporate meddling. I highly doubt the script and all the bad decisions was her fault. But now her reputation is being smeared while Sony gets to renew their license and get a nice tax write off.

  • @watermelonhead42
    @watermelonhead42 9 місяців тому +2

    I love how Austin segways straight into spider queen which would probably make a spider movie than anything Sony is planning

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 7 місяців тому

      Funnily enough there is a spider-man character called the spider-queen, who i assume sony _could_ use if they wanted to

  • @nickelion1760
    @nickelion1760 9 місяців тому +4

    I hope everyone from the Sony universe show up for an avenger-like movie. It would be really really funny.

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 9 місяців тому +2

    Can't wait for SHOCKER (TM, R) to arrive in cinemas soon! Totally won't have hipsters filming post apocalyptic flicks in otherwise empty screenings!

  • @electro2099
    @electro2099 9 місяців тому +6

    If you think this was a filler episode just look into the 1994 Fantastic Four movie, at least this got an official release.

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 9 місяців тому +1

    12:20 You described it so perfectly, that's what I've been feeling. MCU did this very well during Phase 3.

  • @AbrahamBoulter
    @AbrahamBoulter 9 місяців тому +9

    Why don't they just cast a different person for Spider Man?

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 9 місяців тому +2

    I like to think I'm in the know about films and recent media. But I legitimately did not know this move existed until I saw this video. That's how inconsequential it is.

  • @BigDipLip
    @BigDipLip 9 місяців тому +5

    You gotta follow the screen writers and directors, when I see Morbius writers I'm not going

  • @gabrielbrennan4149
    @gabrielbrennan4149 9 місяців тому +1

    Maybe we’re in the Silver (or Bronze) Age of comic book movies. We had our Golden Age of Dark Knight, Winter Soldier and the Infinity War arc.
    Now the writers (and producers, etc) don’t know how to keep the train going - though they know that they have to.

  • @THEZMX195
    @THEZMX195 9 місяців тому +11

    My favorite part was how every character loves carrying around Pepsi (or PepsiCo subsidiary) products but I don't think anyone actually drinks or opens the cans on camera

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 9 місяців тому +2

    The funniest thing is that I didn’t even know the movie was out until seeing this video. I have never once been given an advertisement for this film, the only reason I knew it even existed was because a month ago I saw someone on twitter thirsting over a promo that Dakota Johnson did.

  • @RmationYT
    @RmationYT 9 місяців тому +4

    The fact that i didn’t know this movie was coming out says something.

  • @poelogan
    @poelogan 9 місяців тому +2

    Theres a simple fix for this. Cast a live version of Miles. Problem fixed.

  • @visvivalaw
    @visvivalaw 9 місяців тому +3

    If the story telling quality was still at The Avengers level, the studios would still be raking in billions. This is entirely a quality issue.

  • @randallsavage2658
    @randallsavage2658 9 місяців тому +1

    My theater went crazy when she said “May the Force be with you” best movie experience of my life

  • @cultofmrozinski368
    @cultofmrozinski368 9 місяців тому +5

    They just need to make the hero of this series the Wall. It will fix everything.